Couldn't watch Smackdown tonight, bbq'in at my buddy the NinjaFazwell's house and having some lunchtime wrestlin' instead. So you're stuck with the madness. For those of you who think i drink heavily, this may be true, but NEVER when I blog! (that was my PSA announcement) 

However, I do want to talk about wrestling (and other random stuff)

First off - Please share the following with your hater friends. Snitsky, yeah Mr. It's not my fault, had his nose broken Monday night when the Champ CM Punk GTS'd the snot out of him (literally). Reminds me of a story, i probably shared before, can't remember. but in 1988 (dodgers win) this kid in the 6th grade named Ray Garcia, told me wrestling was wack and that flair wasn't ****. I punched him in his gut, knocked him on the ground and .... yes, figure 4'd his punk a$$. KIDS DON"T DO THIS AT HOME!!! The following is true, After applying the figure four to senor garcia, his leg (shin bone) decided it had HAD enough and proceeded to SNAP, in two.

RAY GARCIA NEVER SPOKE ILL OF WRESTLING AGAIN

now i'm not saying to employ this tactic, but it worked, son!

Styles make fights. Just like in boxing. Sometimes they work, sometimes eh, not so much. What are your favorites? Mine are Big Man VS Small Man.(very dependent on the small man) If I had my pick it would be Shawn Michaels or Chavo Guerrero, period. (hate chavo if you want, he's ill when in there with a good big man, ask Kane.

Is this true??? I heard Beth Phoenix's new finisher is called ' Freddie, I love you!' Is this true? it can't be. (shut up freddie, it could be.)(okay okay, i'll believe)

Who do you think the best talent is out there NOT getting a push. Think all three dimensions though. How are they in the ring? How are they on the mic? How are they with the crowd? (not, "Wrestler ____ is the best.") that won't mean too much.

A shout out to New Orleans.(since the wwe train just rolled thru) The best fried chicken i've ever had. the worst hang over i ever had. The best cajun ribeye on earth. (Smith and Wolenski's in new orleans is responsible for the entire brand carrying that on the menu) and the best biggest women i've ever met. yes people. Big is Beautiful.

RANDOM THOUGHTS

(fan nation is like, "and the rest of this WASN'T random???)(what, i can't lose focus now?!?!?! AHHHHHH!!! all these rules!!!

I wonder what the best wrestling town is .... I may have to take a road trip, yes canada, that would include you too. (they're so sensitive, you gotta talk sweet to them)

Married guys are better at that than most. If you've been married a while you know how to have an entire conversation consisting of TWO main components. Component 1 - You can manage up to 45 minutes of conversation without offending anyone. Component 2 - You can do this and also retain NOTHING. Actually retain NO part of the said 45 minutes.

For those who refuse to believe this, here's how.

Married men are around women more than the rest of you. Keying in on one woman in particular  ... THE WIFE ... The wife is an interesting creature. A chameleon or shape shifter of sorts. We strong few we husbands have the ability to observe EVERY SINGLE FRIGGIN EMOTION in under 60 seconds. Now, granted a one year married man won't have the skill of a 5 or 10 plus but they still have the ability to not hurt a canadian's feelings, which is what we're talking about. PAY ATTENTION!

Alright Fan Nation, apologies for the nonsense, lol. Smack blog for you manana!

WOOO!