Now don't go yelling at me. 

Fan Nation yells, "Where is our RAW blog?! 

Freddie yells back, "I'm on it. I'm on it!!!"

The dog did not eat it. The internet, however, has left me somewhat less than amused. I'm going to be real with you people for a moment. 

AWKWARD PAUSE

I'm 'borrowing' my neighbor's internet. DON'T NARC! In my defense, they're some straight shifty neighbors. The ones on my right are way cool, (old chinese dude named Lee, he looks like he knows magic so i don't mess with him) but the neighbors on the left ... SHADY!!! So shady, i am disciplining them by talking trash while using their own internet to do so.

On to RAW

Has Punk been sandbagging on us? He seemed head over heels better on the mic than I have seen him. Confidence could be the answer, or he could just be feeling good, knowing, the champ can get away with nailing Snitsky RIGHT IN THE EYE with a massive GTS!!! (Tell me again wrestling is fake, Broseph .... No? That's what I thought)

Vickie Guerrero

Vickie, just so you know, it isn't you they are booing. It isn't you. It's more a general vibe of spookiness New Orleans is into. They're into ghosts and goblins and girls gone wild videos. The boos are more on that side of the fence. Now I know what you, FAN NATION, is thinking. "THEY BOO HER EVERYWHERE!!!" Now this is true, but were you aware that the new orleans crowd follows Vickie everywhere to actually PROTECT her from evil by surrounding her with a protective shield of ...

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Sort of like ....

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Okay, I'm lying. They hate you. They really hate you.

THE SHOW

With the inmates running the asylum, who will step up? Anyone? Or will it be a feeding frenzy towards heavyweight gold? I'm cool with either, especially when the Animal, BATISTA, is the number one contender. Okay people, you want to know who my favorites are? Tired of hearing me mark for Flair. Well here is my true number two. BATISTA!!!!! (except when he comes out wearing shades, i prefer the 'i'm just here to wreck shop' look) A look he has had since HBK pulled the wool over his eyes. (Y2J calls himself Dr. Jericho but that was the illest bit of psychology I have ever seen.)

QUESTION FOR FAN NATION

Best in ring or out of ring 'psychological attack' ...

LADIES NIGHT

I'm not sure about the BFF angle between the Women's Champ and Kelly Kelly (who wrestled very well by the way) I think Mickie can stay transfixed on Cena but still show a bit of that 'crazy' side. Don't be ashamed ladies. Remember one thing ...

BOYS ARE DUMB ... GIRLS ARE CRAZY

Crime Time & Co. May have trashed that white limo, but notice NOBODY touches the horns. Somethings are still sacred!!!!

MGS4 Update

Walked through Vamp and Liquid's new Metal Gear, RAY. I really wanted to like this game more than I have. But the POV is really restrictive (although they all were) and the bosses are a joke. It looks beautiful, but I really expected more from that brand. Is it me, or did GTA4 ruin every other game on earth?!?!?! Is GTA just that much better? Me thinks ... si.

RANDOM THOUGHTS

I'm into bacon again. This is all J.R.'s fault. If he hadn't blogged about tasty pig BBQ's and all that sweet piggly meat, I wouldn't have to be on the treadmill all d@MneD morning. Bacon .... mmmmm .... cooked slow on medium heat, on some wheat toast with a fried egg? maybe a touch of cheese? AHHHHHHHHHH! Now i'm hungry again.

A little bit of defense for the John Cena haters.

Who else could effectively get the crowd that hot for a match?! WITHOUT A GM?! I mean that was his job and did he do it? No need to answer. Here's another thing. He NEVER makes matches about him. Whether you like his style or not. The dude gives as good as he gets. He may 'hulk' out of things but not before the damage has been done. I will write this again for those who don't remember. REGGIE JACKSON, (that would be Mr. October) (for those who don't know who this is, just ask Derek Jeter, that's his idol) Reggie Jackson was once asked how it felt to be boo'd everywhere but his home stadium. He smiled and said simply, "Nobody boos a loser."

SIX ONE NINE

He's BAAAAAA'AAACK!

First things first. Santino is gold.

More importantly, Rey Rey is back!!! Let this vato get warmed up;  shake off the ring rust so to speak and then what? He will be a contender, that's what. Run at the IC or the Big Gold. Remember smaller men may not be able to hold the title consistently anymore, but they can climb that mountain more beautifully than ever. (ummmmm.... Shawn Michaels anyone)

I miss the Glamazon. I miss Beth Phoenix. She doesn't call me. She won't write. "What did I do Beth?" "Talk to me girl."

Or my favorite line, 

Now, trust me, I'm not a stalker or anything ... I just really think we connect .... 

CREEPSHOW!!!!!

Fan Nation, this woo is for you ... WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!