We'll get to that in a moment. First things first. Jeff Hardy is crazy over right now. this is a feel good story, one that should be noted. (nothing shady about talking about this it's in the magazine) Everyone, EVERYONE, loves a comeback. Look, every man has demons. I have mine, and my father before me. so i get it when they come up and bite you. it ain't fun. BUT, Everyone loves a comeback. Perfect example, Mickey Rourke, (hear me out) He had ZERO shot at a second shot. NO SHOT at a second shot and d@mN if he didn't come back and do it again.(but with crazy weird plastic surgery ... don't get mad! You know you joke about michael jackson, i can joke about mickey)Now, more truth. Jeff Hardy is more over than Mickey Rourke. In a one on one match, Hardy SWANTONS Mickey Rourke ... twice. It reminds me of a story in baseball this season, Josh Hamilton, he has demons, and oh yeah, he just happens to be on track for 100rbi's by the all star break ... COMEBACKS.

NOW ON TO THE FUN STUFF!!!

Hardy VS Morrison

These two had sick chemistry and the no brainer of the night, is to call this the MATCH OF THE NIGHT. The Rock says this is the match of the night ... and so do I!!!!!! Has anyone seen these guy work for that long together? They were real real fluid. Like they'd been in there together a million times. (I know that sounds like marking but i don't remember seeing these two wrestle each other enough to move like that ... my opinion) 

...Note to Hardy... Do you really have to land completely flat outside the ring? I would really like to NOT see you get hurt broham.

I have a question about the DIVA belt. Is it me or is it too girly? Or is it supposed to represent a more feminine side? I'm not knocking, i just can't remember what vickie said, er couldn't hear i mean, over the BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOs!!!!!!

Okay, "The Showdown Nobody is Talking About". Remember the draft? Remember a certain Samoan Bulldozer getting drafted to Smackdown? Well what would be the most interesting match up for UMAGA? Edge? Wrong. Jeff Hardy? Wrong. Mr. Kennedy, Shelton, even The GAME? Wrong my friends.

Umaga VS. Koslov

That's right. WOOOOOOOOOO! Can you imagine the damage the two of these guys could do? To each other?! If you want to challenge this undefeated streak, if Koslov wants to challenge himself, then I challenge him (don't tell him I said this part) to challenge Umaga. If for no other reason than to see just how good you are. Who cares about being undefeated?! Ali, Patterson, Louis, Haggler, all have 'blemishes' and all in the hall of fame. And if that ain't a good enough reason, I heard samoans got mad hate towards russia. i heard they still call it the u.s.s.r. I heard the rock tell this joke about russians and their hairy backs, now i ain't the one saying this but the Rock says, What do you call, 12 Russians in a steam bath? ... Gorillas in the mist!!!" Fan Nation, you think that's funny? ....

IT DOESN"T MATTER WHAT YOU THINK!!!

Speaking of great ones on the mic, me and the NinjaFazwell put together our top tens on the mic all time. names like super star billy graham, flair, all the way to jake the snake and of course hogan ... stranger choices like randy savage (who didn't always make sense but was still great) to announcers and managers (cap'n lou and J.R.) Now don't post me your top ten, (that takes up mad space) but who is your King of Kings so to speak?

. . . And Edge, oh poor Edge. The air in Canada is thin and unfortunately has dulled your mind. You forgot the cardinal rule. the only rule worth remembering. this rule is like, 13 to 16 times more important than putting down the toilet seat (a quick fix for that is to never even raise it. it's dark fellas, they won't look) The rule you MUST remember is, "Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned". You're dead brohiem. She's going to kill you, you know that right broseph? You're lying awake in your hotel room, KNOWING, your a dead man. This could actually be your obituary if you dig it. We could play 'Bro Canada at your service', i mean if you want. 

I can't wait to see Vickie get creative with the A$$ kickin's er ... i mean matches she's going to schedule for you. You better lay low Abroham. you better lay low.

Random Thought

A bit of advice to all the Husbands out there, to all men actually. When in a relationship, PLAY FOR THE TIE!!!! Remember that, Play For The Tie! Even when you win, you will lose. EVERY time. Ain't nothing wrong with a draw. (Ask Ric Flair ...Flair VS Sting... 198 .... ish?)

One last thing people, 

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!