Quote(s) of the night. "Women drool over the Miz" "No, they spit at him"

Okay Mick Foley may have saved Smackdown a few weeks ago. (Yes, even when he talks about Doc Brown) But bring Morrison out for guest commentary and they are GOLD! GOLD!!!

Morrison is so sick, he allows himself to be crazy arrogant on ECW, then completely flip and be the character heel on Smackdown SO well he gets his partner Celtic Crossed! He's so good Mick Foley danced a jig. Allow me to mark for a moment, but this guy is big enough, certainly has the skill and is better on the mic every week. Youtube it if you don't believe me. Hopefully he loves the craft and stays around long enough for us to see what happens.

COMMERCIAL for the Incredible Hulk video game. - If it's anything like the Ironman game, it sucks. but most summer movie games do. MOST, not all, don't freak out.

Batista.

This is what you call, running the gauntlet. There was an old Batman story line where the bad guy, Bein(edge) wants Batman(batista) out da picture. So he runs him through this gauntlet of super villains (villain, i miss regal) Batman makes it through but is just battered by the time he reaches Bein and actually has his back broken. then this new character that didn't really work was introduced, anyway ... This concerns me, now it could be my geeky comic book reading, paranoid mind playing tricks on me, but how is Batista going to win this belt? how is he even going to be  anywhere CLOSE to 100%?! Edge looks fine to me. 100%. I don't know. Hopefully the draft can help Batista, you know he won't ask for any.

RANDOM THOUGHTS

Edge tripping Batista, while wearing Converse reminds me of a GREAT BAD movie called 'THE LAST DRAGON' or Barry Gordy's The Last Dragon (probably homeboy's last movie, eeesh) anyway there was this fantistic over the top character named SHOGUN SHO'NUFF The Shogun of Harlem. He was this tall skinny black dude with sick hair and old school Converse and when he beat you down, he would say, or shout, "KISS MY CONVERSE!!!!"

This is a terrible but fantastic kung-fu comedy. check it out, but only if it's free, or you got the scratch. don't come asking me for your money back otherwise Flair will be putting da figure on you. WOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

Woo