Hallelujah, Undertaker is coming back at Summer Slam. But I kind of feel bad for Edge. Because Taker is going to make his life miserable in hell in a cell. And you know he aint forgot about him screwing him out of the world title. Like Ron Simmons always say "Damn" I would not wanna be Edge right now, cause Taker is going to decimate him and you can get ready for a blood bath. Karma is a ****, and tonight her name was Vickie Guerrero, I believe the worst has yet to come for Edge. Alicia might wanna leave him alone before she catch the wrath of the GM. Vickie already whooped that ass at GAB 08.
The Newlywed couple cheats the fans and Edge cheats on his new wife....
Yeah the wedding took place today, who cares, Edge and Vickie decided to bring their reception to Smackdown tonight. And to start things off Edge decides to be guest referee in the Finlay and Hornswoggle Vs. Hawkins and Ryder match. Was he a fair referee, hell naw, Edge did everything but use a chair in that match. I mean c'mon as if you didn't see that coming. then they decided to bore the hell out of us with dancing, who the hell slow dances on wrestling shows. But thankfully the Big Show came in and saved us from this torture, But as usual consequences would follow, Big Show would have to face four superstars being MVP, Shelton Benjamin, The Great Khali, and Vladmir Koslov. Show held it down for a second, but the numbers got to him and he got decimated. Then they would make The Hardy's face each other one on one, and Matt and Jeff showed their appreciation by dumping cake on the best man. But eventually they would fall victim to a La Familia beat down. But as the show was about to end. Edge wanted to show how much he loved Vickie in a video he had made, who cared. Then as I was about to change the channel, Triple H came out holding a gift box. He talked for a second, then decided to show Vickie his own video. The video was a hidden camera on Edge waiting for someone, whom turned out to be the wedding planner Alicia Fox ( Who is sexy as hell). They sat down and talk about the wedding, then Edge started babbling about Vickie and her granny drawers LOL. Then as Triple H started showing certain parts and it appeared that Edge was flirting with Alicia. Edge ordered La Familia to attack Triple H, whom opened the gift box and presented his buddy Mr. SledgeHammer. He then would go on to shock the world by showing Edge kissing Alicia ( Lucky Bastard) and Vickie lost it. Edge took off up the ramp with a stupid expression on his face. Hopefully La Familia died when that kiss was shown.
Punk, What the hell was you smoking....
Just as Cm Punk was about to see how it feels to get your throat crushed by Kane. Batista came to his rescue and smashed Kane with a spear and chairshot. And yeah Batista was kind of wrong for touching his face and making those comments. But Punk may have just handed his ass over to Batista along with the world title when he put his hands on him. If you check their history Batista has been in every kind of match imaginable with damn near every superstar on the wwe roster. Batista is a career killer, but he does it in a professional manner unless he's pissed then it's pretty much over. If he hasn't nearly destroyed his opponents, I gurantee they'll be busted up real bad. Asks Triple H, Randy Orton, Goldberg, Undertaker, Umaga, Great Khali, Kane, MVP, John Cena, and others who've stepped in the ring with him what he can do. Cm Punk is a new dog in the yard, and yes he has had some good accomplishments lately, but he hasn't had the challenge of someone in Batista's stature. Thats why he was caught off guard with that spinebuster. I hate to admit it, but CM Punk is about to catch hell this sunday at the GAB 08...
Edge and Vickie back together again... Nooooooooooooooooooooo
Just as Friday nights were getting back to normal, this tragedy happens. Why they play with our emotions like that, I was really happy they were calling it off. Because La familia was about to be over. Now for two hours on Friday nights, I'm stuck with this soap opera. I really wish Big Show would've done us all a favor. Because the highway robbery is about to get even worse especially for Triple H. I'm surprised half of the roster aint walked, especially how she throws title matches at Edge and ignores them. I wish somebody pull the plug on this because its getting annoying.
GM saves Edge from a near 500 pound massacre...
Just as Edge was about to get a career ending facelift, Good ole Vickie Guerrero jumps in and saves the day ( Why the hell am I not surprised.) Screaming for the Big Show to spare the love of her life ( excuse me as I throw up once again.) Then she starts telling him I love you and all that other sentimental ****. In my eyes Smackdown just took a turn for the worst. In a way I wished show would've took that chair and pancaked him. Because this story line stinks worst than an outhouse in the middle of a landfill. And Triple H can get ready to get screwed over big time. Vickie Guerrero is killing Smackdown slowly, and afterwhile Raw is gonna have all the people's attention because it's not stuck on the same b.s. everyweek.

