Hey everyone! In my last blog I was talking about a match on Smackdown with Maria and Natalya. I mentioned that I really despise when Maria does the "Bronco Buster". In other blogs, I have also talked about other moves I don't like, so I decided to write a blog to tell all of you some moves that I think are either stupid or ineffective....in my opinion.
In no particular order:
1. Five-Knuckle Shuffle: Oh John Cena...with moves like the FU and STFU...you include a move called "Five-Knuckle Shuffle"? Even the name sounds dumb. It's just a little hit on his opponent's head after a little weird looking dance thing? I'm not even sure what he's doing. Sometimes you can even see that he doesn't even touch his opponent. UGH!
2. The Worm: As a suggestion from my friend Dean (thanks Dean), I included this move by Scotty 2 Hotty. A little more effective than the "Five-Knuckle Shuffle", this move still makes me shake my head in disbelief. I know it fit his gimmick to have this move but after a while it became boring and a little stupid looking.
3. People's Elbow: I know I am going to attract a little heat from some of you by including this move by The Most Electrifying Man in Sports Entertainment, but I just really don't like this move at all. It's so amazing how some wrestlers can make a small mundane move like this look (in most people's opinion) so "great". I just don't even know where to begin...
4. Bronco Buster: There are usually three people I think of when I hear about this move. X-Pac, Goldust and Maria. It may be "effective" but I just hate watching it in the process. Eeekkk! It is just awkward to watch.
5. Starstuck: Ashley....Ashley...Ashley. If you are gonna do a move from the top rope...please let it at least look cool. Pulling up your arm pad to smack the star tattoo on your elbow then doing an elbow drop doesn't qualify as "cool".
6. JBL's multiple elbow drops: After a couple of elbow drops, I have to try and stifle a yawn as I watch him slowly get up, drop, get up, drop, get up *me yawning*, drop, get up....you get my point.
7. Long Kiss Goodnight: I'm sure many of you male fans like this move by WWE Women's Champ, Mickie James. I'm just not all that into watching her kiss her opponent. I assume this move is just for the fellas to watch. Whatever!
8. Handspring Back Elbow: This move is usually done by Divas. The ones I usually think of are....Chyna, Molly Holly, and more recently...Jillian and Kelly Kelly. Yeah, it may look really cool but you are wasting a lot of time trying to do your little handsprings.
9. Candice Michelle's Go Daddy dance followed by an elbow drop: Again this is probably a move just for the fellas to watch but it is another time-waster! It's like, hurry up already!
10. Vice Grip: I hate watching Khali do this move. This also may be "effective" but I really hate watching him "squishing" his opponents heads. The faces they make...it just makes me feel embarrassed for them.
11. Maria's "Beautiful Bulldog": Okay, first off, I like the bulldog. It's really cool but not as a finisher. A move that most people do regularly during the match, you use to "finish your opponent off"? BOOO!!!
12. Shake, Rattle and Roll: BG James from TNA...this is just as bad as the "Five-Knuckle Shuffle". Don't dance when you are supposed to be wrestling. Grrr...
13. Christy Hemme's F.F.G: I've never heard this move called that but this is what it's called according to Wikipedia (which we all know isn't always accurate). It's where she gets on the ropes and does a "diving split-legged guillotine leg drop pin". Most of the time she misses...which is why I really hate this move!
14. Dirty Dozen: ODB does this move in TNA. After a couple of those, just move! Geez, people...it doesn't require rocket science! Just push her off of the top rope or something. Are you really gonna be able to stand there while someone is slamming your head into the turn buckle TWELVE times! I don't think so!
15. Torrie Wilson's "Stinkface": If someone were to come up to me and rub there nasty butt in my face, I'd be set to seek revenge on them. To me, this move just encourages your opponent to beat you for humiliating them!
16. Hulk Hogan's Leg Drop: Yep...it's just a leg drop. A simple little leg drop. Most of the time, it was the weakest leg drop I'd ever seen. Enough said!
Well, that's all I can think of for now. I'm sure later, I'll think of a bunch more that I'll wish I had put on here. Just so all of you know...these are just my opinions. Don't go tearing my head off because I included your favorite wrestler's move. I do want to hear your opinions though! So tell me what you think of my list or your own lists! :) Oh one last thing...these moves don't mean that I don't like the wrestler...I just don't like their move...


Now that's stupid!!! Most of those moves made the WWE We all love to watch.
chanuk12:11 AM EST