(The cameras come on fireworks go off. The fans are cheering loud holding up there signs.)
Tazz: Welcome everybody to WAR. We are in New York, New York with 14,368 fans tonight. I'm Tazz and with my broadcasting partner Jerry "The King" Lawler.
Jerry Lawler: That's right and what a show we have for you tonight. Tonight in our main event is the finals of the WAR KOTR. It will be Doctor D vs Psycho Sid.
Tazz: That should be a great match. And tonight we will see The Undertaker taking on America's Most Wanted. AMW wanted this match and our GM CBM gave it to them.
Jerry Lawler: Also tonight we will see a Champion vs Champion match. It will be the Universal Champion The Rock vs the Brass Knuckle Champion Kevin Nash.
Tazz: The Rock has to be ready to find out who will face him for his Universal title but witch Psycho will face him.
Jerry Lawler: I don't know and I don't think Rock cares.
(We hear Mickie James intro music. The fans cheer as she skips to the ring greeting the crowd.)
Tony Chimel: This is a one on one match. Introducing first is Mickie James.
Jerry Lawler: Yeah it's time for puppies.
Tazz: Oh not this again. We heard from GM CBM that a new diva has come to WAR and she will face Mickie James tonight.
Jerry Lawler: A new diva? WAR keeps getting better.
(Mickie is waiting in the ring as we wait to see who she will face.
(After a while we hear Jaz's intro music. The fans boo as she comes out and walks to the ring.)
Tony Chimel: Introducing next is Jaz.
Jerry Lawler: Jaz? She was on OWC wasn't she?
Tazz: Yeah but CBM has signed her to WAR. She has been in some great matches during her run on OWC but now she's on WAR. Can she keep up with the divas on here?
(Jazz gets in the ring and stares down Mickie James. The ref asks both women if there ready. But before he could call for the bell CBM comes on the titan tron.)
CBM: HOLD ON, HOLD ON REF. Before you start this match I'm going to take this match and add a twist to it. I think the fans are going to enjoy this. Well some fans. I'm making this a Bra and Panties match.
Jerry Lawler: WHAT? Yeah my favorite type of match.
(CBM laughs as the women in the ring don't look happy. Some fans boo and some cheer. The ref shrugs then calls for the bell. Bell rings.)
Match: Both women still look mad but they move around the ring. They lock up and Jaz pushes Mickie back into the corner. Jaz runs to and elbows Mickie to the head. Jaz picks Mickie up and sits her on the top turnbuckle. Jaz climbs up and jumps on Mickie's shoulders for a hurricarana off the top, but Mickie stays up holding onto Jaz's legs. She grabs Jaz's tights and start to pull them off. The fans are cheering but Jaz kicks Mickie in the face. Mickie let's go of Jaz and still is on top of the turnbuckle. Jaz turns around and hits a high kick to Mickie's head sending her to the outside. Jaz climbs out of the ring and grabs Mickie by the hair bringing her up. She takes Mickie over to the announce table. She lifts Mickie over her head and drops her face first on the table. Mickie hits hard and falls to the mat holding her jaw. Jaz grabs Mickie by the hair and drags her to the steel steps. She brings Mickie up and smashes her face first on the stairs. Mickie holds her jaw again as Jaz brings her up and rolls her into the ring. Jaz slides back in and grabs Mickie's top. Mickie struggles but Jaz rips it off. Jaz holds the top up waving it in the air. She turns around to a spear to her. Mickie gets on top of Jaz and punches her. Mickie grabs Jaz's hair and slams it into the mat. Mickie gets up and brings Jaz up by the hair. She whips Jaz into the ropes. Jaz bounces off and Mickie grabs her hair and hits a facebuster on Jaz. Mickie grabs Jaz's top and they struggle. Mickie let's go and hits a leg drop on Jaz. Mickie goes back after the top and this time yanks it off. Mickie throws the top outside then goes after Jaz's bottoms. But Jaz punches Mickie until she let go. Jaz gets up and grabs Mickie's jaw hitting a jaw breaker on the top of her head. Mickie still standing walks backwards holding her jaw into the corner. Jaz gets up and runs to Mickie. But Mickie ducks out of the way and Jaz hits the corner hard. Jaz turns around holding her chest as Mickie hits the Mick Kick on her. The fans are cheering as Mickie bends down and grabs Jaz's bottoms. There struggling until Jaz rolls up Mickie and grabs her bottoms. Mickie is trying to kick out but Jaz yanks the bottoms off. The ref calls for the bell. Bell rings.
Tony Chimel: Your winner is Jaz.
Jerry Lawler: Woohoo puppies.
(Mickie gets up and turns around to a kick to the mid section from Jaz. Jaz hooks Mickie and hits a powerful Power Bomb on Mickie. Mickie looks knocked out as Jaz leans over to Mickie and pie faces her while she's on the mat. Jaz grabs a mic from Tony Chimel.)
Jaz: I was the most powerful woman on OWC but now I'm the most powerful woman on WAR.
Tazz: Man somebody has a attitude.
Jerry Lawler: She deserves to. She is Mrs. Wrestlemania after all.
Tazz: We heard that earlier this week CBM was suppose to have a limo driver drive him today but the driver never showed. Then just before we came on the air CBM showed up and got a video tape to play right now.
Jerry Lawler: Well let's see it.
(The video starts and we see Eddie and Chavo walking around in a airport.)
Eddie Guerrero: Chavito today we are going to give back. Today were going to work for L.A.X Airport.
Chavo Guerrero: L.A.X? Aren't they tag team?
Eddie Guerrero: No this airport Chavito. Today were going to show the best and hopefully the worst of the airports.
(We cut to see Eddie behind at a check point. Chavo is patting people down.)
Eddie Guerrero: Chavito make sure to check everywhere man. Sir I'm going to need you to empty your pockets of all items before going through the metal detector. Just hand your stuff to me. All of it.
(The man does and the man steps through the metal detector. While the man isn't looking Chavo sticks his arm in making the detector go off with his watch.)
Chavo Guerrero: Sir did you take everything out of your pockets?
Man: Yes I did.
Chavo Guerrero: Well let's try it again.
(The man goes through and Chavo does it again and laughs. They keep doing it over and over while Eddie is taking money and credit cards out of the wallet. Eddie gives the thumbs up and Chavo let's the man through this time the detector doesn't go off. They hand the man is wallet back and let him go. Chavo asks for the next person and a arabian with a turban walks up. Eddie and Chavo looks shocked. They look at each other.)
Arabian Man: I know you guys your the mexican wrestlers. You guys are the bomb.
Eddie Guerrero: HE'S GOT A BOMB GET HIM.
(Chavo and Eddie jumps him and attacks him. The man is yelling as airport security jump in. They pull the man up and asks Eddie and Chavo if they want to do a cavity search.)
Eddie Guerrero: Us? No that's sick. We have a friend who will do that for us.
(We cut to see Eddie and Chavo waiting outside a door.)
Chavo Guerrero: How long is this guy going to do this?
(The door slams open and security brings the arabian guy out. Eddie and Chavo is yelling at him. The door opens again and Goldust comes out.)
Goldust: He had nothing but I love to give those kind of searches.
(Goldust is touching himself as Eddie and Chavo look disgusted. We cut to see Eddie and Chavo leaving the airport.)
Eddie Guerrero: Chavito I think we did our duty today. We kept one terroist out of America.
Chavo Guerrero: Yeah and.........
(They come by a man holding a sign up saying CBM. Eddie and Chavo smile looking at each other.)
Eddie Guerrero: Hey homes your waiting for CBM? Well you found him I'm CBM.
Man: Ok. Well shall I take you to your limo?
Eddie Guerrero: You sure can let's go.
(We see Eddie and Chavo smiling walking with the man as the video ends. We cut to the back to see CBM looking mad as we go to commercial.)
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(We come back to see CBM walking around looking mad.)
CBM: EDDIE WERE ARE YOU.
(We see Jaz walk up to CBM. She looks at him and slaps him across the face.)
Jaz: Don't you ever put me in that kind of match again. GOT IT?
CBM: You better remember your place if your going to work here. This is my show and I run it like I see fit. Do you got i...........
(We hear a muffled noise coming from the door there in front of. CBM and Jaz look at the the door. CBM grabs opens the door and we see Robert Rhoode tied to a chair and Goldust behind him. Rhoode is trying to ask for help with Goldust running himself behind him. CBM slams the door shut and looks at Jaz.)
CBM: Did he have Rhoode......
Jaz: Yeah.
CBM: And was Goldust rubbi...........
Jaz: Yeah.
(We see a ref walk by. CBM grabs him.)
CBM: Hey you. You go find Eddie Guerrero and tell him to meet me in the ring when I call for him.
Jaz: What about........
CBM: I can only handle one problem at a time ok.
(We see CBM leave as Jaz looks at the door as we go back to the ring. We hear Rhyno's intro music. The fans cheer as he walks out and heads to the ring.)
Tony Chimel: This is a Street Fight Fatal Four Way match for the #1 contendership for the Brass Knuckle title. Introducing first is Rhyno.
Tazz: Rhyno is the WAR Machine and I think tonight he has a good chance to become #1 contender.
Jerry Lawler: Yeah but he has to go threw 3 other men. It could be anybody going after Nash's title.
(Rhyno is pacing around the ring as we hear William Regal's intro music. The fans boo him as he comes out.)
Tony Chimel: Introducing next is William Regal.
Jerry Lawler: If he is able to hit somebody with the brass knuckles he could win the match.
(Regal gets in the ring as we hear Chris Benoit's intro music. The fans cheer loud as he comes out and walks to the ring.)
Tony Chimel: Introducing next is Chris Benoit.
Tazz: Benoit is a dangerous man and if he hooks in the crippler crossface he could get the win.
Jerry Lawler: This is the match to prove he is ready for single competition.
(Benoit gets in and they all wait to see who is next. After a while we hear Blazin Snake's intro music. The fans are cheering as he comes out.)
Tony Chimel: Introducing next is Blazin Snake.
Jerry Lawler: WHAT? Blazin Snake? He's on WAR now?
Tazz: It looks like it. I knew WAR got new wrestlers but didn't know who it was. We have seen him have a big fued with Captain Pwnage lately.
(Snake gets in the ring and all the men are looking at each other. The ref calls for the bell. Bell rings.)
Match: All the men move around the ring then Snake runs to Regal and punches him. Benoit runs to Rhyno and chops him on the chest. Snake whips Regal into the ropes. Regal comes back and Snake picks Regal up and down on his knee for a rib breaker. Regal rolls out of the ring holding his ribs. Benoit has Rhyno in the corner chopping him on the chest. Snake goes over to them and helps Benoit beat up Rhyno. They both are kicking Rhyno. Both men grabs Rhyno's arms and whips him into the other corner hard. Rhyno lands hard on the mat. Benoit turns around to a clothesline from Snake. Snake gets on top of Benoit and punches him. From behind Regal gets in and bounces off the ropes hitting a running knee to Snake's face. Snake rolls out of the ring. We see on the right side of the ring Rhyno looking under the ring. He pulls out a table, a chair, and a toolbox. Rhyno picks up the table and sets it up outside. We see Rhyno go over to Snake and takes him over hooking him for a powerbomb threw the table. But Snake punches Rhyno's face until he drops him. Snake grabs Rhyno's head and hits it across the table. Rhyno falls to the mat. We see Regal grabs Benoit's arm and hooks in a armbar. The ref is asking if Benoit wants to tap out. He yells no. We see Snake grab a chair and gets in the ring. He runs and hits Regal on the back of the head with the chair. Regal let's go and rolls out of the ring holding his head. Snake drops the chair and grabs Benoit's head bringing him up. He hooks Benoit for the Blazin Snake (Snap DDT) on the chair. But Benoit picks Snake up hitting a belly to belly suplex with a bridge. 1,2....... Snake kicks out. Benoit gets up and stomps on Snake. Benoit goes to the corner and climbs up to the top turnbuckle. He makes a cut throat motion. But before he can jump Regal gets on the mat punching him. Regal gets in the ring and climbs up hooking Benoit for a superplex. But before he can lift him up Rhyno gets in the ring and gets under Regal for a powerbomb. Then at the same time Regal hits the superplex on Benoit and Rhyno hits the powerbomb on Regal. They go crashing to the mat and Benoit's legs land on Snake's head. Everybody is down. Finally Rhyno gets up and covers Snake. 1,2.... Snake kicks out. Rhyno goes over and covers Regal. 1,2.... Regal kicks out. Rhyno looks mad and goes over to Benoit. But Benoit grabs Rhyno's arm and hooks in the Crippler Cross Face. Rhyno is yelling in pain as the ref asks if he wants to tap. We see Snake grabs the chair again and hits Benoit over the face hard with it. Benoit let's go holding his face. Snake grabs Benoit and hooks him hitting the Blazing Snake on top of the chair. He rolls Benoit over and covers him. 1,2,3. The ref calls for the bell. Bell rings.
Tony Chimel: Your winner is Blazin Snake.
Jerry Lawler: Oh Benoit is knocked out.
Tazz: Snake made a big impact tonight on WAR. He has potential to be great on the show.
(Snake is celebrating on the top turnbuckle holding his arms up as the winner as we go to commercial.)
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(We come back to see CBM in his office. There's a knock at his door. In comes AJ Styles and Christopher Daniels.)
AJ Styles: We want our WAR Tag Team title rematch and we want it tonight.
CBM: You don't come in here ordering me around. You will not be getting your title rematch. See I don't like champion that only last as champion for 1 day. Your going to have to prove yourselves. As of right now you two are not the #1 contenders for the titles. Next week you two will compete with other tag teams in a Tag Team Gauntlet match to determine the #1 contenders for the WAR Tag Team titles. Now get out of my office.
(Styles and Daniels are arguing at CBM as they finally leave. Now we head back to the ring. We hear America's Most Wanted intro music. They come out with Gail Kim and the fans boo them.)
Tony Chimel: This next match is a handicap match. Introducing first is America's Most Wanted.
Jerry Lawler: They wanted this match to get pay back on Undertaker for attacking them last week.
Tazz: Yeah, but Undertaker is a dangerous man with Kane having the urn.
(AMW is talking to each other as Undertaker's intro music plays. The fans are silent as we see Undertaker walk out with no coat and not hat walking to the ring with Kane walking behind him with the urn in his hand.)
Tazz: Look at Undertaker. He looks like he's in a deep trance.
Jerry Lawler: Yeah. Undertaker looks like the lights are on but nobodies home.
(Underaker stops at ring side. Then Kane points at the ring and Undertaker grabs the top rope and gets in the ring. AMW are still talking as Undertaker just stands there. The ref calls for the bell. Bell rings.)
Match: Both Chris harris and James Storm move around Undertaker. Undertaker is looking back and forth at them. Harris runs to Undertaker but gets punched in the face. Storm grabs Undertaker and turns him around. But he to gets a punch to the face. Undertaker grabs Storm's arm and whips him into the corner. Undertaker grabs Harris and whips him into the same corner as Storm. Undertaker runs and hits a body splash on both men. Harris falls to the mat as Storm walks around. Undertaker picks up Storm and takes him over to the corner hitting the Snake Eye's on the top turnbuckle. Undertaker runs and bounces off the ropes for a big boot. But before he could Harris runs hitting a chop block on Undertaker's knee. Undertaker falls to one knee. Harris and Storm grabs Undertaker and hits a double suplex on Undertaker. Storm covers Undertaker. 1,2.... Undertaker kicks out. Storm gets up and stomps on Undertaker. Harris and Storm bring Undertaker up. They whip him into the corner. Storm grabs Harris' arm and whips him onto Undertaker hitting a corner clothesline. Storm shoulder thrusts Undertaker over and over. Harris tells Storm to let go. Harris picks up Undertaker hitting a reverse Atomic Drop as Storm runs bouncing off the ropes and hits a clothesline on Undertaker. Undertaker is down on the mat as Harris covers him. 1,2...... Undertaker kicks out. Harris drags Undertaker over to the corner by his arm then brings Undertaker up. Harris hits another reverse Atomic Drop But he holds Undertaker's legs holding him out. Storm is on the top rope and hits a leg drop on Undertaker's head. Harris covers Undertaker. 1,2...... Undertaker kicks out. We see Undertaker sit up. AMW look at Undertaker and they go to attack him. But Undertaker punches them in the mid section. Undertaker gets up and punches both men in the faces. Undertaker runs and clotheslines Storm over the top rope. Undertaker goes over to Harris and grabs his arm. Undertaker takes him over to the corner and climbs up. He walks across the ropes and hits the Old School on Harris. Harris holds his arm as he turns around. Undertaker grabs him by the throat. But Storm comes in and hits a flying fore arm to Unertaker. Harris and Storm grabs Undertaker's arms and whip him into the ropes. Undertaker bounces off and AMW bend over for a double body drop. But Undertaker kicks both men. AMW come up and Undertaker grabs both men by the throat. He lifts them up and hits a double choke slam on them. Undertaker covers both men. 1,2,3. The ref calls for the bell. Bell rings.
Tony Chimel: Your winner is The Undertaker.
Tazz: Man I thought AMW was going to win. But out of nowhere Undertaker hits a double choke slam on them.
Jerry Lawler: Just as you think Undertaker is done he comes and fights back like that.
(Undertaker is standing in the ring as Kane tells him to get out of the ring. Undertaker does and walks with Kane up the ramp. They get to the stage and stop. Kane lifts the urn up and Undertaker holds his arm up. We see in the ring Gail Kim checking on Harris and Storm as we go to commercial.)
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(We come back to see a split screen of Psycho Sid and Doctor D sitting in there locker rooms. Doctor D is in his straight jacket rocking as Sid is putting on tape for his wrist.)
Tazz: Later tonight we will see these two men face off in the main event to find out who is WAR's KOTR.
Jerry Lawler: Either way we end up with a nut job as the winner.
(We cut to somewhere else to see Leticia Cline.)
Leticia Cline: I'm being joined by the Brass Knuckle Champion Kevin Nash. Nash tonight we saw that Blazin Snake is the new #1 contender for your Brass Knuckle title. Your thoughts on that?
Kevin Nash: Honey it doesn't matter who is the #1 contender for my title it will end the same way. Me as the winner.
Leticia Cline: OK. But tonight you will go one on one with The Rock.
Kevin Nash: Well I don't see what is special about the Rock. He's just a over rated wrestler that can't compete with Big Sexy Kevin Nash. Tonight I'm going to beat the Rock and prove that I'm better than The.....
(We see Rock walk up to Kevin Nash. They stare at each other for a while.)
The Rock: So you think that you can go ONE ON ONE WITH THE GREAT ONE?
Kevin Nash: Yeah I......
The Rock: IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT YOU THINK. Because Big Daddy Cool.....
(Rock makes a big rig horn noise.)
The Rock: Is get his a** checked into the Smackdown Hotel. And at the end of the night you can take that title, shine up real nice, turn that sum b**** sideways and stick straight up your candy a**.
(Rock walks away as Nash looks mad as we go to the ring. We hear Star Dominator's intro music. )
(The fans cheer as he comes out with the X Division title over his shoulder and walks to the ring.)
Tony Chimel: This is a non title one on one match. Introducing first is the X Division Champion Star Dominator Rob Van Dam.
Tazz: He seems happy for a man that knows that the #1 contender for his title is The Boogeyman.
Jerry Lawler: How can anybody be happy knowing The Boogeyman is coming to get them?
(Star Dominator is in the ring as we hear Mistico's intro music. The fans are cheering for him as he comes out.)
Tony Chimel: Introducing next is Mistico.
Tazz: Mistico is done great since coming to WAR.
Jerry Lawler: Yeah but he hasn't held the X Division title. But if he can beat Dominator tonight it could put him in line for a title shot in the future.
(Mistico is in the ring taunting the crowd. Both men are looking at each other as the ref calls for the bell. Bell rings.)
Match: Both men run to each other and start punching each other. Dominator blocks the punch and whips Mistico into the ropes. But Mistico hangs onto the ropes. Dominator runs to Mistico, but Mistico bends down sending Dominator to the outside mat. Mistico runs jumping to the middle rope and hits a drop kick on Dominator sending him down to the outside mat. Dominator is getting up as Mistico runs, bounces off the ropes, and hits a suicide dive threw the middle rope on Dominator. Both men are down as the ref counts them both out. 1,2,3.... Mistico gets up and grabs Dominator by the head bringing him up. 4,5....... Dominator punches Mistico in the mid section and pushes him into the corner post. Mistico falls to the mat holding his arm as Dominator rolls in the ring. The ref is still counting. 6,7,8.......Mistico is up. But Dominator runs up the turnbuckles and hits a shooting star press to the outside hitting Mistico. The crowd is cheering loud. The ref starts the count over. 1,2,3,4.... Dominator gets up and brings Mistico up by the mask. He rolls Mistico in the ring with his head on the outside mat. Dominator gets up to the mat and runs hitting a flip legd rop on Mistico's head. Mistico rolls around the ring holding his head. Dominator gets in the ring and covers Mistico. 1,2...... Mstico kicks out. Dominator gets up and climbs the corner to the top turnbuckle. But before he could jump off Mistico runs the corner and hits a arm drag off the top turnbuckle. Both men hit the mat hard. Mistico crawls over and covers Dominator. 1,2....... Dominator kicks out. Mistico brings Dominator up and whips him into the corner. Mistico runs and hits a running drop kick to Dominator's chest. Dominator walks around and Mistico jumps to Dominator's head hitting a hurricarana on him. Dominator lands on the middle rope. He bounces off the ropes and run to Dominator for the Tiger Faint Kick (619), but Dominator ducks it. Mistico turns around to a kick to the mid section and a swinging neck breaker on Mistico. Dominator covers Mistico. 1,2.... Mistico kicks out. Dominator runs to the ropes, bounces off, and goes for a running moonsault. But Dominator gets his knees up and Mistico hits ribs first on them. Mistico holds his ribs on the mat. Dominator gets up quick and climbs the corner. He gets to the top and jumps off hitting the Star Ship Pain on Mistico. Dominator covers Mistico. 1,2,3. The ref calls for the bell. Bell rings.
Tony Chimel: Your winner is Star Dominator Rob Van Dam.
Tazz: Wow what a match.
Jerry Lawler: I can't believe the moves these two pulled off.
(Dominator is celebrating holding his title up as we hear The Boogeyman's intro music. Red smoke is coming out from under the ring. Dominator is looking around but Boogeyman slips in the ring behind him. Dominator turns around and Boogeyman grabs his throat. Boogeyman laughs and pulls out a hand full of worms. But before he could put them in Dominator's mouth Dominator gets loose and slips out of the ring. Boogeyman laughs and puts the worms in his mouth. He dances around the ring as Dominator is heading up the ramp. We see Boogeyman with worms hanging out of his mouth as we go to commercial.)
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(We come back to the ring. We hear CBM's intro music. He comes out to the fans booing him. He walks to the ring smiling.)
Tazz: Can it ever be good when he's smiling?
Jerry Lawler: Not what I've seen lately.
(CBM gets in the ring and gets a mic. The fans are still booing him.)
CBM: If you people will shut up for a minute I've got something to say. Everybody has been asking me lately what drove me to still Mcmahon101's pills and try to force him to swallow the whole bottle of pills. Well me and Mcmahon101 haven't seen eye to eye latley. He has screwed me out of my title and my matches of late. As the saying goes an eye for an eye and a tooth for a tooth. Some people say I took things to far. But I don't see it that way. Payback is a b****. And Mcmahon101, I'm not done with you. Not by a long shot. You say you know what makes me tick. Well I'm waiting to see this because I don't even know what makes me tick sometimes. I've taken beatings and people arguing with me. So anything that you got planned I can take it. And.......
(We hear Eddie Guerrero's intro music comes on. The fans cheer loud as Eddie walks down the ramp. CBM looks mad.)
Tazz: We saw earlier CBM wanted Eddie in the ring when he asked for him.
Jerry Lawler: Yeah but I didn't hear CBM ask for him. Eddie just interrupted the boss.
(Eddie is taunting the crowd smiling. He climbs up the stairs and into the ring. Eddie gets a mic and stands in front of CBM.)
CBM: You just interrupted me. I said for you to come down here when I called for you. But since your here let's talk about what you did. When I landed in L.A.X I was expecting a limo to pick me up. But no. He wasn't there. I had to take a stinking cab to get here tonight. What I want from you is an apology.
(Eddie looks around then brings the mic up.)
Eddie Guerrero:........ I'm sorry.
(The fans boo as CBM smiles.)
CBM: See isn't that better? And I accept your apology.
Eddie Guerrero: Oh I forgot to tell you......... I LIE.
(The fans cheer as CBM looks madder.)
Eddie Guerrero: See I lie, cheat, and steal homes. I do what I want when I want esay. And if you think you can change that why don't you step in the ring with Latino Heat.
(CBM and Eddie get in each others faces as we hear Spongebob Square Pants them song. CBM looks at the stage and we see somebody dressed up in a Spongebob costume. He runs down the ring shaking people's hands. It gets in the ring and CBM is looking madder. Spongebob goes up to CBM and hugs him. CBM shoves him back. Spongebob goes over to Eddie and hugs him. Eddie looks weird at him.)
CBM: What the h*** is this.
Eddie Guerrero: I think it's a sponge that lives in a pineapple under the sea what I heard.
CBM: I know what it is but what is it doing here?
Eddie Guerrero: I don't know homes but i think eye balling you. I think.
(CBM walks up to it and looks at it.)
CBM: Mcmahon101 sent you didn't he?
(We see Eddie bend down behind CBM. The guy in the suit shoves CBM back sending him over Eddie knocking him down. Eddie laughs as CBM rolls out of the ring. We see the guy take the Spongebob costume starts to take it off and we see it's Chavo under there. CBM looks mad and kicks the stairs.)
Tazz: It's Chavo. HAHA. I can't believe they pulled this.
Jerry Lawler: They have just crossed the boss and thats not good.
(We see Eddie and Chavo laughing high fiving the crowd as CBM leaves going backstage. Now we hear Kevin Nash's intro music. He comes out with the Brass Knuckle title over his shoulder. Eddie and chavo walk past him. Nash looks at them as he walks to the ring.)
Tony Chimel: This is the Champion vs Champion match. Introducing first is The Brass Knuckle champion Kevin Nash.
Tazz: He's going to be on his game if he wants to beat the Rock.
Jerry Lawler: Nash is a huge man and has been on a roll since being moved to WAR.
(Nash is in the ring holding up his title as we hear The Rock's intro music. The fans cheer loud as he comes out and walks to the ring.)
Tony Chimel: Introducing next is The Universal Champion The Rock.
Tazz: Rock has beat every man he has faced lately.
Jerry Lawler: Yeah but he hasn't faced a man like Nash yet. Nash is over 6 feet tall and a great wrestler.
(Rock is on the top turnbuckle holding his belt up as he looks at Nash. Nash is looking back at him. Rock gets in the ring then walks toward another corner, but Nash steps in his way. Rock and Nash are arguing at each other as the ref takes there belts handing them outside. The ref tries to break them up but he finally just calls for the bell. Bell rings.)
Match: Both men are arguing at each other. Finally Nash punches Rock. Then Rock punches Nash. They go back and forth until Nash knees Rock in the mid section. Nash whips Rock into the ropes. Rock bounces off then hits a flying clothesline to Nash. But Nash doesn't go down. Rock bounces off the ropes again but gets a big boot to the jaw from Nash. Rock falls back through the ropes to the outside. The ref starts to count Rock out. 1,2......Nash climbs over the top rope to the outside. Nash grabs Rock by the head bringing him up. Nash takes Rock and whips him into the stairs making Rock's knee hit the stairs making Rock fly over them. Rock is yelling in pain as Nash walks over to him. The ref is on 6 as Nash slips in the ring breaking the count then slips back out of the ring. Nash runs to Rock but Rock ducks. Nash straddle the barricade. Rock takes Nash over by the head and hits it across the announce table then rolls him back in the ring. Rock gets in and covers Nash. 1,2....... Nash kicks out. Rock brings Nash up and hooks him for a DDT. But Nash picks Rock up and throws him down to the mat. Nash runs bouncing off the ropes and goes for a leg drop. But Rock rolls out of the way. Rock grabs Nash's head bringing him up. Rock tries to whip Nash into the corner but Nash reverses it sending Rock into the corner. But Rock runs out of the corner and hits another flying clothesline. Nash is still standing. Rock punches Nash over and over. He steps back and spits in his hand then punches Nash in the face. Rock grabs Nash's arm and hooks him for the Rock Bottom. But Nash elbows out of it. Rock turns around to a kick to the gut. Nash hooks Rock and picks him up for the Jack Knife Power Bomb. But Rock punches Nash while he's on Nash's shoulders. Rock jumps off behind Nash and grabs Nash's head and brings it back slamming Nash to the mat. Both men are down until Rock jumps up. He is waiting for Nash to get up. Finally Nash does and Rock hooks him again for the Rock Bottom. But again Nash elbows out of it. Nash runs to the ropes and bounces off for a big boot, but Rock ducks it. Nash turns around to Rock hitting a spine buster on him. Rock goes to Nash's head and sets up for the People's Elbow. He takes of his elbow pad and throws it to the crowd. He runs bouncing off the ropes and goes for the People's Elbow. But Nash rolls out of the way. Rock holds his elbow as he gets up. Nash gets up and hooks Rock for the Jack Knife Powerbomb again.. But Rock lifts Nash up hitting a back body drop. Nash gets up holding his back as he turns around to Rock grabbing him and hits the Rock Bottom. Rock covers Nash. 1,2,3. The ref calls for the bell. Bell rings.
Tony Chimel: Your winner is The Rock.
Tazz: Another great match by the Rock.
Jerry Lawler: Nash put up a great fight but in the end Rock hit the Rock Bottom for the win.
(Rock is holding up his belt on the top turnbuckle as Nash rolls out of the ring holding his head. Rock gets out of the ring and walks over to the announce table.)
Tazz: It looks like were going to be joined by The Rock tonight.
The Rock: Thats right I want to see the main event first hand. I want to see 2 Psychos trying to destroy each other to get to me.
(We cut to the back in a split screen of Doctor D and psycho Sid walking down a hallway as we go to commercial.)
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WAR Commercial: Next is the WAR KOTR finals. Who will be the WAR KOTR? Doctor D or Pycho Sid? Find out next.
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(We come back to the ring to hear Psycho Sid's intro music. The fans boo him as he comes out.)
Tony Chimel This is the finals of the WAR KOTR tournament. Introducing first is Psycho Sid.
Jerry Lawler: Rock what do you think of this guy?
The Rock: He just another guy that is nuts and can't beat the Rock.
(Sid gets in the ring and holds his arms up as we hear Doctor D's intro music. He comes out in the straight jacket with security and walks to the ring.)
Tony Chimel: Introducing next is Doctor D.
The Rock: This guy right here has to be the dumbest piece of s*** I've ever seen. He says he's been in the nut house but I think he's a pretender.
(Doctor D gets to the ring and gets his straight jacket taken off. Security tell him to get in the ring. Finally he does and staires at Sid. Then he goes over and yells at Rock at ringside. The ref asks both men if there ready then calls for the bell. Bell rings.)
Match: Sid and Doctor D meet in the middle of the ring. They look at each other and argue at each other. Finally Doctor D punches Sid in the face. He keeps doing it then hooks him for a suplex. But Sid punches Doctor D in the mid section. Sid gets loose then grabs Doctor D's head and throws him into the corner. Sid goes over and puts his boot on Doctor D's jaw pushing back. The ref counts Sid for a DQ. 1,2,3,4..... Sid lets go. Doctor D holds his jaw and walks to the middle of the ring. Sid picks up Doctor D and hits a side slam on him. Sid covers Doctor D. 1,2..... Doctor D kicks out. Sid gets up and stomps on Doctor D's head. Sid brings Doctor D up by the head and whips him into the ropes. Doctor D bounces off the ropes and both men go for a shoulder block on each other. Both men are still standing. Both men run to the ropes, bounces off, and both hit a big boot on each other. Both men go down holding there faces. Doctor D gets up first then Sid does. Doctor D runs and hits a flying clothesline on Sid knocking him down. Doctor D runs bouncing off the ropes and hits a big leg drop on Sid. Doctor D covers Sid. 1,2...... Sid kicks out. Doctor D goes and climbs to the top turnbuckle. He is waiting for Sid to get up. Finally Sid does and Doctor D jumps off for a flying clothesline. But Sid gets his boot up and hits Doctor D on the jaw knocking him down hard. Sid brings Doctor D up and hooks him for a Power Bomb. But Doctor D stands up and sends Sid over for a back body drop. Sid gets up holding his back as Doctor D runs a clotheslines Sid over the top rope. Sid falls to the outside hitting his head on the announce table. Sid is down outside as Doctor D gets out of the ring. Doctor D brings Sid up and whips him into the stairs back first. Sid yells in pain as Doctor D goes over and argues at the Rock. Rock is yelling back as Sid gets up and clotheslines Doctor D from behind. The ref is up to the count of 6. Sid grabs Doctor D's head and tries to hit it across the announce table. But Doctor D blocks it, grabs Sid's head, and tosses him over the announce table onto the Rock. Rock falls down with Sid. Doctor D behind the table and stomps Rock then grabs Sid's head bringing him up. Doctor D rolls Sid in the ring then he slides in covering Sid. 1,2....... Sid kicks out. Doctor d gets up looking mad as he is waiting for Sid to get up. Sid gets up and Doctor D grabs him from behind and hooks him for the Psychosocial. But Sid twists out of it and kicks Doctor D in the mid section. Sid hooks Doctor D for a Power bomb again. But Doctor D fights out of it and accidentaly hits the ref knocking him down. Doctor D low blows Sid. Sid is still standing holding himself as we see Rock getting in the ring with a chair. Rock goes to hit Doctor D with it but he ducks and Rock hits Sid over the head with it Doctor D grabs Rock's head and tosses him out of the ring. Doctor D grabs the chair and slides it to the middle of the ring and brings Sid up. He hooks Sid and hits the Psychosocial on him on top of the chair. Doctor D grabs the chair and tosses it out of the ring as the ref gets up. Doctor D covers Sid. 1...........2.................3. The ref calls for the bell. Bell rings.
Tony Chimel: Your winner and WAR KOTR Doctor D.
Tazz: DOCTOR D WON IT.
Jerry Lawler: Yeah but Rock done the damage to Sid though.
(Doctor D yells in the air holding up his arms as we see Rock stand behind him waiting for him to turn around for a Rock Bottom. Doctor D turns around and Rock hooks him. But Doctor D elbows out of it. Rock turns around to a kick to Rock's mid section. Doctor D hooks Rock and hits the Psychosocial on him. Doctor D rolls out of the ring and grabs the Universal title. He gets back in the ring and stands at Rock's head and holds up the belt as the show ends.)












