(Jr:....Hello Folks and WELCOME to Friday Night SmackDown!!!!!...wait...wh....OMG!!!....Shelton Benjamin and JBL are Brawling on the stage!!!!!.........

(Benjamin and World Champion JBL fight all the way down to the ring skirts!)........

(GM Skitzo comes out to the topp of the ramp)

(Skitzo:"HEY!!!!.......HEY!!!!!........STOOOPPPPP!!!!ITT!!!!!......

(Benjamin and JBL keep fighting over Skitzo's demands to stop)

(Skitzo:.."Alright FINE!!!!......go ahead and keep on fighting.......Lets make it A LAST MAN STANDING MATCH.....RIGHT NOW....RING THE BELL!!!!!!


1.)     ~~~LAST MAN STANDING MATCH~~~~~~
             ~~~~~~Non-Title~~~~~~~~~
~(World Champ) JBL ~~Vs~~ Shelton Benjamin~
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....The bell rings but they are already fighting,both men throwing wild rights and lefts!!.......JBL Throws a big right and connects on Benjamins Jaw ...Benjamin falls back and looks wobbly......JBL Bounces off the ropes and goes for a HUGE CLOSELINE FROM HELL!!!!......OHHH!!!Benjamin ducks and lifts JBL up and over the topp rope!!!>....JBL goes all the way to the outside floor!!......Benjamin then grabs onto the topp rope and OHH!!!!.....Benjamin slingshots himself over the topp rope and cross body splashes on JBL!!.....Benjamin picks JBL up and OHH!!!...Benjamin slings JBL right into the Steel Steps!!......Benjamin then Kneeled over JBL and started hailing down right hands to the head!!.....Benjamin then backed up......Benjamin charges JBL full speed and OHHH!!!...Benjamin Puts his knee right into JBL's head!!.......Benjamin goes Over by the announcers table and Grabs a steel chair,........Benjamin comes towards JBL and goes to hit him with it!!!....OHHH!!!....JBL kicks Benjamin in the gut then Closelines Benjamin down to the floor!!......JBL picks Benjamin up and dropps him down right onto the Gaurd Rail!!!......Benjamin lands right on his ribs!!.....Benjamin clutches at his ribs....JBL then steps back and OHH!!!!....JBL kicks Benjamin right in the ribs.....JBL backs off and the ref starts counting....1.....2.....3.......4....Benjamin gets to his knees.......5.....6.......Benjamin gets up and OHHH!!!!....JBL rushes Benjamin and Benjamin Throws JBL right into the Gaurd rail.,.......Benjamin picks JBL up and Tosses him into the ring.......Benjamin gets up on the ring Apron and trys to get in the ring But JBL nails Benjamin with one right hand!!....Benjamin almost lets go of the ropes and falls back down to the floor but hangs on.......JBL goes across the ring and bounced off the ropes....At full speed JBL tried to knock Benjamin off the Apron But OHHH!!!!OMG!!!!!!!....BENJAMIN CATCHES JBL AND BELLY-TO-BELLY SUPLEXES HIM OVER THE ROPES AND THOUGH THE ANNOUNCERS TABLE!!!!!!.......JBL Crashes through the table and lays lifeless!!!......The ref counts.....1......2.......3.......4.......5.......6.......7.....JBL Gets to one knee!!...8.....9.......JBL BARELY RISES UP TO HIS FEET!!!.....Benjamin goes to the outside and OHHH!!!! Benjamin goes for a Super Kick!!!...but JBL gives Benjamin a LOW BLOW!!!!......Benjamin goes down to One Knee!!...JBL backs up and grabs a chair!!!.....OHHHH!!!!....JBL cracks it right over Benjamin's head.......Benjamin Falls face first down to the floor.........the ref starts to count....1.....2.....3.....4.....5.....6.....OMG!!!!!! JBL TAKES THE CHAIR AND AGAIN SMASHES IT RIGHT ON BENJAMIN'S HEAD!!!........the ref continues the count........7....8.....9....10!!

YOUR WINNER........The World Champion ....JBL!!!!.......
(JBL leaves the ring and slowly walks to the back.......then medics come down and aid Benjamin to the back....)

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(JR:"OMG!!!. I am disgusted by JBL .....but he did do what he needed to win the match!!......Well folks it looks as if the "Kool Kidz" Limo has arrived and Our GM Skitzo is about to accompany them to the ring......Ya know im shocked at Our GM's actions as of last week......He revealed his "Chosen One" to be "The" Brian Kendrick......he also helped Miz and John Morrison Defeat LAX to retain their Tag Team Titles.......Then when it was time for the Brian Kendrick to face Stone Cold.....Skitzo sent Miz and Morrison out to the ring to attack Stone Cold then sent in Kendrick to pick up the win!!....Well later on that night We were supposed to see the return of Finlay but Someone attacked Finlay backstage before the Match.....Skitzo came out to reveal The Brian Kendrick would be his replacement.......Kendrick went on to win the match and The Television Championship.....All fingers now point to Skitzo and The Kool Kidz being responsible for Finlays attack!!....
....Well here they come

(Skitzo,The Brian Kendrick,Miz,and John Morrison start walking backstage towards the ring.........They walk passed most of the SmackDown Roster and almost every one of them shaking their heads at Skitzo)

(Skitzo and The "Kool Kidz" music hits and they make their way down to the ring........Skitzo grabs a mic)

(Skitzo:..."OK STONE COLD....IM READY!!!.......GET OUT HERE....RIGHT NOW!!!!!.....

(We see on the Titan Tron...Stone Cold Walking in the back Towards the ring.........Fans start going crazy!!!.....OMG!!! THEN WE SEE JACK SWAGGER RUN UP BEHIND STONE COLD AND TAKES HIM OUT FROM BEHIND!!....Swagger threw Stone Cold into a Locker!!!....He then Lifts Stone Cold Up and Throws him into a dumpster!!!!!......

(Skitzo..."HaHaHa.....I guess Stone Cold wont be making it to the ring tonight..........HaHaHa......Oh and ......Lets all welcome in the newest Member to the "Kool Kidz" ....Jack Swagger!!!....

(Skitzo,Kendrick,Miz,Morrison all leave to the back)
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(Jr:....I cant believe it......Look at this......I know Skitzo has personal Problems with Stone Cold but he Has now gone completely INSANE !!!!.....I guess we better get to the next match of the night....Wait...who is this...??

(Foley:..."Hey....thats...Paul London!!!!!.......

(Paul London runs out to the ring.....and gets a mic)

(Paul London:.."........BRIAN!!!!!....BRIAN!!!!!!!......MR.CHOSEN ONE IM TALKING TO YOU!!!.....You make me sick to death man!!!!......You are not the man i Once knew!!!!........Get out here so i can whoop your ASS!!!!!!.......

(We see Skitzo and Kendrick talking it over on the Titan Tron and Then we see Kendrick head to the ring)

(Kendrick comes to the topp of the ramp)

(The Brian Kendrick:.."......Who are you....You Look Familiar!!.....Ohh!!!....I remember.....didnt you clean my Pool one time?...........Yea thats it...your my Pool Boy!!!.......OK Pool Boy....You want a match.....Lets do it.....

2.)~~~Paul London~~Vs~~"THE" Brian Kendrick~~~
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Kendrick does his dance down to the ring...then both men lock up.......London pushes Kendrick into the ropes!!.....Kendrick comes back and Goes for a HUGE ENSEGURI TO THE HEAD !!!!....oHH!!!...London ducks and Kendrick goes down to the mat......London shoots off the ropes and OHH!!! HUGE DROPKICK to the side of Kendrick's head!!!....London then Picks Kendrick up and throws him into the ropes...Kendrick comes back and OHH!!!...London nails Kendrick with A Huge DroppKick Into a backflipp!!!.....London then Goes to the topp rope!!....He waits for Kendrick to get up and Then ...Ohhh!!!!...London goes for a cross body splash but misses and He goes down to the mat!!...Kendrick then picks up London and OHH!!! A big kick to Londons chest.....Kendrick Picks up London and WOW!!!...Kendrick nails London with a Sidewalk slam type move!!!......Kendrick goes for the cover....1...2...No!!...London kicked out.....Kendrick then throws London into the Turnbuckle!!....Kendrick backs up and charges London!!!.....Kendrick goes up for a big splash But London catches him!!!.....Kendrick locks on to Londons Head and OHHH!!!!!....From the topp rope Kendrick hit London with a BullDog!!!!!.....Kendrick Picks London Up and goes for "The Kendrick"!!!.....Nooo!!!...London Throws Kendrick Chest first into the turnbuckle!!!!......OHH!!!...Kendrick then nails Kendrick with a reverse neck breaker!!!!.......London goes to the topp!!!!.......LONDON GOES FOR THE SHOOTING STAR PRESS!!!!!......NOOOO!!!!...KENDRICK LIFTS HIS KNEES UP AND LONDON LANDS RIBS FIRST ONTO THEM!!!........Kendrick Lifts London Up.....then OHHH!!!!...Kendrick Takes London by the head and Nails him with "THE KENDRICK"!!!......Kendrick goes for the cover....1...2...3...!!!!!!
YOUR WINNER....THE TELEVISION CHAMPION...."THE"BRIAN KENDRICK!!!!!!......
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(Jr:.."I might not like him....but that was a great match......Kendrick looks like he could be a great T.V. Champion!!.....

(Foley:.."You may be right JR but it is now time for a match to determine the 9th slot On the list of SmackDown superstars competing in the Royal Rumble!!.....
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3.)~~~~Royal Rumble Qualifier~~~~~~
~John Morrison~~~Vs~~~Kofi Kingston~
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Kingston and Morrison lock up ......Morrison gets Kofi into a side headlock!!.....Morrison Then starts Throwing right hands into the topp of Kof's head!!....Kofi then Throws a couple elbows into the back of Morrison then Morrison breaks the hold......Morrison ...OHH!!! Very quickly Morrison Hits Kofi with a right hand to the face!!....Kofi falls back and Morrison Hits him with a big Knee to the face!!!.......Morrison Jumps onto the second rope and Hits Kingston with a twisting Leg-Dropp!!.....Morrison Then Picks Kingston up and throws him into the ropes.....Kingston then Comes back and OHH!!!!...Morrison throws a closeline but Kingston Ducks and Hits Morrison with a Russian Leg-Sweep!!!!......Kingston then bursts up with A load of energy then bounces off the ropes and.....BOOOOOM~~~BOOOM!!!!!!.......Kingston connects on Morrison with a double Leg -Leg Dropp!!!!!......Kingston then picked Morrison up....Kingston tried to shoot Morrison into the turnbuckle but Ohh!!!!!!.....Morrison Nailed Kofi with a big right and sent Kofi to the mat!!!>.....Morrison grabs Kofies legs....Ohh!!!!...Kofi Kicks Morrison Into the turnbuckle!!!......Kingston gets Up and Jumps up to Morrison's shoulders......Kingston rains down a couple of right hands....Then Ohhh!!!!....Kingston nails Morrison with a HUGE MONKEY FLIPP!!!!!.....Kingston then Waits for Morrison to get up then Kingston goes for the TORUBLE IN PARADISE!!!!!.....Morrison ducks and Kofi goes down to the mat!!......OHH!!!...Morrison kicks Kofi right in the face!!!...Morrison then Picks Kofi up and Looks like he's setting up with a Moonlight Drive!!!!.....Wait a minute!!!!......ITS LAX!!!!......HERNANDEZ AND HOMICIDE COME TO THE RING APRON AND PREVOKE Morrison!!!!.......Morrison gets distracted then Goes towards Homicide.........The ref seperates them ....Morrison turns around and OHHH!!!!!>..Kofi nails Morrison with the Trouble In Paradise!!!!!!.......Kofi goes for the cover....1....2....3....!!!!!
YOUR WINNER AND SMACKDOWNS 9TH SUPERSTAR INTO THE ROYAL RUMBLE!!!...KOFI KINGSTON!!!!!!!!!
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(jR:..."wOW!!!!......Hernandez and Homicide both got some payback from last week....

(Foley:.."JR....Thats what we like to call a reciept!!!!!!....Kofi Kingston has made it to the Rumble...I gotta say congratulations.........But right now....its time for a NO DQ.....Grudge match between Batista and Chris Jericho!!
...Jericho and Batista have had a little feud going on since the split of the NWO......Jericho has made it very clear to Batista that their Friendship was over........Jericho and Batista have faught several times now but it has not yet been settled...tonight it will get settled....no DQ!!!!!
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4.)~~~~~~NO DQ MATCH~~~~~~~~
~~Chris Jericho~~Vs~~Batista~~
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Batista rushed Jericho before the bell could ring......Batista throws Jericho into the Ropes...Jericho comes back and Batista Spine Busters Jericho down to the mat!!!!!.....Batista then Picks Jericho up and tosses him to the outside of the ring!!!>.....Batista follows Jericho who is now trying to walk to the back.......Batista Grabs Jericho halfway up the ramp....Batista Takes Jericho by the Hair and takes him back into the ring......Batista Then Takes Jericho and Sets him up for a Pump-Handle -Slam!!!!.....Jericho gets halfway up and then OHH!!!!OUT OF NOWHERE JERICHO HITS THE CODEBREAKER!!!....Jericho Covers Batista ....1....2...No!!!....Batista kicks out!!...Jericho then goes to the outside and Grabs a chair!!......Jericho goes back into the ring .....Batista gets up and OHHH!!!!!....Jericho smashes the chair over Batista's head!!!.......Jericho then jumps onto the ropes then OHH!!!...Jericho nails Batista with a Moonsault splash!!!!......Jericho again goes for the cover.....1...2...No!!!! Batista kicks out......Jericho then goes Nutz!!!....Jericho starts yelling at the ref......C'MON!!!! ....THAT WAS A SLOW COUNT!!!!!.......Jericho turns Around and picks Batista up.......OHHH!!!! Batista lifts Jericho up and ......Spine Buster!!!!....Batista then waits for Jericho to get up!!!....Jericho gets up and OHHHH!!!!...SPEAR!!!!Batista hits Jericho with a HUGE SPEAR!!!!.....Batista picks Jericho up and BATISTA BOMB!!!!!!!!....Batista goes for the cover....1...2...3!!!!......
YOUR WINNER!!!......BATISTA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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(JR:...THAT WAS A GREAT MATCH!!!...I CANT BELIEVE BATISTA WON AND HE DIDNT EVEN USE ANY WEAPONS!!!>>>

(FOLEY:.."WELL THATS WHY THEY CALL HIM THE ANIMAL JR!!
.....IT IS NOW TIME FOR OUR MAIN EVENT!!!!

This is a Royal Rumble Preview...a six man Over the topp rope battle royal for the National Championship!!!>......

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5.)~~~~~~~MAIN EVENT~~~~~~~~~~~~
~~6-MAN Over the Topp Rope Battle Royal~
~~~~NATIONAL CHAMPIONSHIP~~~~~~
               
(Champ)Sting~Vs~Samoa Joe~Vs~Jack Swagger~Vs~Goldberg~Vs~Vladmir Kozlov~Vs~??Mystery Man???
.....
Again Bruce Buffer came to the ring as SmackDowns Main Event Announcer........
(Ladies and Gentleman!!....This is A match for A GREAT PRIZE!!!...THIS IS A BATTLE!!!...A ROYAL BATTLE!!!........A Battle Royal WHERE SIX WARRIORS WILL FIGHT FOR THE TFC NATIONAL CHAMIONSHIP!!!!!!...LADIES AND GENTLEMAN....ARE YOU REEEAAADYYYY!!!!!!??!!!.......WELL FOR THE THOUSANDS IN ATTENDANCE ....AND THE MILLIONS WATCHING AROUND THE WORLD...........LLLLLEEETTTSS GET READY TO RUUMMMMBBBBLLLLEEE!!!!!!
(the bell rings and there is onlt five men in the ring...the mystery man is not here yet)
.....Swagger who is now apart of the Kool Kidz locks up with Goldberg....he elbows him in the side of the head then Throws him into Kozlov who picks Goldberg up and OHHH!!!!....A HUGE SIDESLAM!!!.....Sting and Samoa Joe are in the corner throwing lefts and rights......Joe throws one and Sting ducks.....Sting then Lifts Joe up and over the topp rope....Joe lands on the apron and Sting tries pushing him off.......Goldberg gets up and tries to help sting but OHHH!!!!...STING LIFTS GOLDBERG UP AND OVER THE THE FLOOR!!(Goldber has been ELIMINATED).......Joe gets back in the ring and he and Sting continue fighting.......Swagger and Kozlov are now battling......Swagger kicks Kozlov in the gut then bounces off the ropes....Swagger comes back and OHH!!!....Kozlov takes Swagger down with a Huge Big Boot to Swaggers Chest!!.......Samoa Joe throws Sting towards Kozlov and Kozlov tries to Give Sting a Big Boot!!!....Sting catches Kozlov's foot and OHHH!!!!....Sting takes Kozlov down with a Closeline!!!....Sting Turns around and Joe is charging at him.....Sting ducks and again lifts Joe up and over to the apron.....Joe grabs Sting and tries to Suplex him over to the floor...Sting hangs on to the ropes.....Swagger charges them both!!!!.......He knocks Sting into Joe and Joe falls off the Apron to the floor(Samoa Joe has been ELIMINATED)....Swagger now almost has Sting out......Wait....now here comes Kozlov!!!!!!.....Kozlov tries to throw Swagger and Sting out........WAIT FROM THE CROWD ITS GM SKITZO!!!!......SKITZO HAS A MIC
(Skitzo:..."The 6th man in this match is ME!!!!!....

Skitzo runs in the ring and jumps onto Kozlov and Sting Taking all three men out of the ring!!!!.......SWAGGER IS THE NEW NATIONAL CHAMPION!!!!!!!......SKITZO TOOK OUT KOZLOV AND STING AND HIMSELF!!!!!!.........

                    
(Skitzo comes back into the ring......then Kendrick,Miz and Morrison come out to the ring!!....)


Skitzo , The Brian Kendrick,Miz,Morrison,and Swagger all locked arms and held them high in the ring.....Holding the Tag Titles,The T.V. TITLE,AND THE National Title!!!!

(Jr:..."Well folks...it looks as if The KOOL KIDZ now have almost all of the Gold.....Thats all the time we have for tonight thanks and.....WAIT A MINUTE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!>>.....OMG!!!!oMG!!!!!!!!......A HUGE BEER TRUCK HAS ARRIVED!!!!!........WHAT THE HELL??...........OMG!!!...OMG!!!!...OMG!!!!>...STONE COLD !!!STONE COLD!!!!STONE COLD HAS A HOSE!!!!!!>......
.....

OMG!!!!!....AUSTIN IS NOW SPRAYING SKITZO AND THE KOOL KIDZ WITH BEER!!!!!.........THEY ARE DRENCHED IN BEER!!!!........THEY CANT EVEN GET UP THE HOSE IS SO POWERFULL!!!!!...............THE FANS GO CRAZY AND (The show ends with the fans CHANTING)......AUSTIN!!!...AUSTIN!!!!!....AUSTIN!!!!!!...AUSTIN!!!!!.
AUSTIN!!!!...AUSTIN!!!!...AUSTIN!!!!!!!...AUSTIN!!!!!!!!!!!

                            
(Jr:.."Hello Everybody and Welcome to Friday Night SmackDown!!!!....Our GM Skitzo is in the middle of the ring as he has some shocking news......

(The camera goes to the middle of the ring and Skitzo is holding a mic)

(Skitzo:..."I am sorry to inform you all that it has been reported in TFC headquarters that our Chairman of TFC,McMahon 101 has been in a Car Accident......The Condition of the Chairman is unknown at this time,however You will ALL know more later on at OWC's show......speaking on behalf of all TFC we are all wishing McMahon 101 well....and hope for a speedy recovery......
.............(Skitzo exites the ring and walks to the back)................

(Jr:..."WOW.......I hope McMahon 101 is ok.......I guess we will find out at OWC's show later on.........Anyways it is good to be back along side Mick Foley at the announcers table tonight....


(Foley:..."Yes Jr...it is good to back calling the matches and out of all the drama........Tonight is one hell of a star studded Show!!......soo so many great matches tonight...I cant wait.....One thing im very excited about......Is tonight we will finally know who The Chosen One is....But we will have to wait for all that as we have to get to our first match of the night....
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1.)~~~~~~~~~~Tag Team Championship~~~~~~~~~~
                             
~(Champs)Miz and Morrison~~Vs~~L A X ~
.....
.......Miz and Homicide started off the match.......Miz and Homicide lock up and Miz throws Homicide into a side headlock......Homicide Throws several Elbows into Miz's gut until Miz broke the hold......Homicide then bounced off the ropes.........OHHH!!!!.....Homicide came back right into a kitchen Sink from the Miz!!.......Miz then dropps right on topp of Homicide with a leg dropp!!...Miz then picks Homicide up and throws him into the ropes.....Homicide comes back and Miz Dropps down and flipped Homicide over his head!!!!...Homicide goes down to the mat hard!!!!....Miz then tags in Morrison.....Morrison goes to pick Homicide up.....OHHH!!!!.....Homicide came up and Gave Morrison an Elbow right to the chin!!!!.....Morrison falls down to the mat.....Homicide jumps over to his corner and tags in Hernandez!!!....Hernandez jumps into the ring and Closelines Morrison.....Hernandez then picked up Morrison and threw him Shoulder first into the Middle of the Turnbuckle into the Metal pole!!!....Hernandez pulls Morrison out of the turnbuckle and picks him up and OHHH!!!!.....Hernandez slams down Morrison with a HUGE Pump Handle slam!!!!!....Hernandez goes for the cover....1...2...No!!!.....Miz comes in and breaks it up......Homicide then runs in the ring and OHH!!!!...Homicide nails Miz with a big enseguri Kick to the face!!!!......Homicide then Goes towards Morrison and...OHHHH!!!!!...GRINGO KILLER!!!.....Hernandez gets on top of.....Morrison and goes for the cover....1.......WHAT THE HELL!!!!!!........SKITZO IS RUNNING DOWN THE RAMP!!!!!....2..........WHAT ...WHY??!!??....SKITZO PULLED THE REFEREE OUT OF THE RING.........SKITZO HAS THE REF DISTRACTED.......MIZ GRABS A CHAIR!!!!.....OHH!!!!...MIZ NAILS HERNANDEZ....MIZ THEN NAILS HOMICIDE........MORRISON GETS ON TOP OF HERNANDEZ AND COVERS HIM....SKITZO THROWS THE REF BACK IN THE RING AND HE COUNTS....1.....2...3....!!!!!...
YOUR WINNERS AND STILL WORLD TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS!!!....THE MIZ AND JOHN MORRISON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(Skitzo walks back up the ramp and doesnt say anything..)

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(Jr:..."What the hell is going on....why did Skitzo just help Miz and Morrison defeat LAX?.......
(Foley:....jr....i have no idea.....I know me and Skitzo have been involved in many of the same things...and have always been on the same page ....but to tell you the truth....I have No idea what he is thinking helping those two retain the titles.....
....(Jr:.."...I dunno mick...Im curios to find out though......But right now...its time to get to The second match of the night.....And this will be a Number one contenders match for the National Championship .....
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2.)~~~~# 1 Contenders Match for National Title~~~~~~~
                      TRIPLE THREAT MATCH 
~~Jack Swagger~~Vs~~Samoa Joe~~Vs~~Goldberg~~
.....
On Goldbergs first night back since the Brutal HELL IN A CELL MATCH at ArmaGeDDon...He started off by Charging Swagger and OHHH!!!!!...Goldberg connects with a HUGE SPEAR ALREADY!!!!....Joe bounces off the ropes and OHHH!!!!....Joe connects on Goldberg with a running knee to the face!!.....Joe then bounces off the ropes again......he jumps  up and OHH!!!!...He hits The downed Goldberg with the Triple S!!!!,,,The Samoan Senton Splash!!!.....Joe gets up and picks up Goldberg......OHHH!!!!....Right as Joe was picking Goldberg up Jack Swagger Nailed Joe right over the back of the head with a Big Forearm Smash!!!!.......Swagger then turns to Goldberg and OHH!!!!...Swagger kicks Goldberg right in the  gut then Closelined him down to the mat!!!.....Swagger goes for the cover on Goldberg....1...2..No!!!!!Joe gets up and Breaks up the count......Joe takes Swagger and throws him into the ropes......Swagger comes back right into Joe's arms and OHHH!!!!..Samoa Joe Hit Swagger with a Belly-To-Belly Suplex!!!!....Joe then gets up and OHHH!!!!!!.....Goldberg connects a Big Jumping back kick to Joes chin!!!......Goldberg  Then sets up across the ring for a spear.....Joe gets up and Goldberg charges at him!!!........OHHH!!!!.....Joe moves out of the way and Goldberg goes right into a big boot by Swagger!!!!.......Joe then swings a right hand at Swagger ....Swagger blocks and counters with a Big right hand of his own......Swagger bounces off the ropes and OHHH!!!!...A Big Closeline from Swagger.....Swagger then picks Joe up and Tries for the Gut-Wrench PowerBomb!!!!.........OHHH!!!!!!....Right as  Swagger got him up Goldberg Speared Swagger!!!!!!......Joe then Grabbed Goldberg and tries for the Muscel Buster!!!!........Goldberg breaks loose off his shoulders ....Goldberg bounces off the ropes and OHHH!!!!!...Goldberg spears Samoa Joe!!!!.....Goldberg then Gets up and OHHHH!!!!!!!!!.....OUT OF NOWHERE ITS VLADMIR KOZLOV HEADBUTTING GOLDBERG RIGHT IN THE CHEST!!!!!.....(THE REF CALLS FOR THE BELL~dInG~dInG~).......This match has come to a  NO DECISION as a result of DQ!!!!!........(Kozlov leaves to the topp of the ramp and grans a mic.......


(Kozlov:..."I WILL BE NATIONAL CHAMPIIIION".......

(Kozlov leaves and then Skitzo comes out with a mic)

(Skitzo:..."It seems as if we have a little bit of a Problem here dont we.....Well....at the Royal Rumble this Problem will get settled.........NEXT WEEK!!!........We will see a Preview of the Royal Rumble....with a Mini 6-man Rumble for the National Championship....National Champion Sting~Vs~Samoa Joe~Vs~Jack Swagger~Vs~Goldberg~Vs~Vladmir Kozlov~Vs~......A mystery man of my choosing!!!....and you wont know the identity of that man untill the match starts!!!....haha now that that is settled..........ARE YOU READY!!??...........ARE YOU PEOPLE READY TO MEET MY CHOSEN ONE!!??.......I PERSONALLY GUARANTEE THAT THIS MAN WILL...PIN STONE COLD AUSTIN RIGHT IN THE MIDDLE OF THE RING.........I AM GOING TO THE BACK TO BRING HIM OUT.....WHY DONT WE BRING OUT AUSTIN...........

(Skitzo walks up the ramp and out to the back)

(Stone Cold's music hits and he enters the ring)


(On the titan tron we see a video of GM Skitzo walking in the back towards the stage we dont see either mans face...as the camera slowly inches up to their faces........

(Miz and Morrisons Music hits and they charge the ring towards Stone Cold with chairs.......They enter the ring and Austin charged towards them and tires to take them down but OHHHHH!!!!!!......MIZ AND MORRISON BOTH CONNECT TO THE HEAD OF AUSTIN!!!!!.....THEY CONTINUE TO BEAT ON AUSTIN WITH THE CHAIR!!!.........(Just then Skitzo comes to the top of the ram and has a Mic)

(Skitzo:..."Ladies and Gentleman...............My Chosen One............................................................................................
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(Jr:..."OMG!!!!!.......OMG!!!!!....ITS "THE"BRIAN KENDRICK!!!!!!.....

3.)~~Stone Cold~~~Vs~~~"The"Brian Kendrick~~


"The Chosen One""The"Brian Kendrick rushed into the ring and nailed the baddered Austin with "The Kendrick".......Kendrick goes for the cover....1...2...3.....!!!!!
YOUR WINNER......"THE CHOSEN ONE"THE"BRIAN KENDRICK!!!!!!....

(Skitzo,The Brian Kendrick,The Miz and John Morrison all raise their hands connected in the middle of the ring)

(Skitzo grabs the mic)

(Skitzo:....."Well.......there ya go.........meet the "Kool Kidz"......You see...I have battled many wars...and destroyed many stables here on SmackDown......You see these so called Vetrans on my show cant seem to keep their cool......I have been seeking someone who I could build a Stable around......and The Chosen one was......"The"Brian Kendrick!!....Miz and Morrison are the Greatest Tag Team Champions in all of TFC!!!....They fit right into my plans.....All your Worlds as you know them are about to change!!!......We will take complete control over SmackDown!!!......These Vets like Stone Cold think they can do whatever they want.......well....this is my show......HaHa...well now....it is OUR SHOW!!!....

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(Jr:...........OMG!!!....I am literally speachless after what i have just witnessed....I have never seen this side of Our GM Skitzo.....

(Foley:...".....I am absolutely disgusted by this........

(Jr:..."Wait hold on there folks....I am getting word that Finlay is backstage On the ground unconscious........
......(Titantron goes backstage and shows Finlay laying lilfess in the locker room)
(Jr:....What the Hell??.....what happened to Finlay ??...he was supposed to make his return Tonight..........I guess he wont be competing in the 4-Man battle royal for the T.V. Title....

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4.)~~~~~~Television Championship~~~~~~~~~~~~
                    ~~ Battle Royal~~
                        
(Champ)Cody Rhodes~Vs~JTG~Vs~Kofi Kingston~Vs~Finlay(Injured)
......
Rhodes,Kingston and JTG came out to the ring and as expected Finlay did not come out.....JTG and Kingston double teamed on Rhodes by both grabbing him and throwing him into the ropes.....Rhodes came back into a double droppkick from JTG and Kingston........Kingston then picked up Rhodes and Slapped him with a back hand across the chest!!!........JTG then bounced off the ropes then OHHH!!!!.....JTG went for a Elbow smash on Rhodes but Rhodes Ducked and connected on Kingston.....Kingston falls back and into the ropes....Kingston bounces off the ropes and OHHH!!!...JTG tries to Throw a right hand at Kingston and Kingston countered by ducking and Hitting JTG with a big Russian Leg Sweep!!!!!..........OHHH!!!!.....As Kingston was getting up Rhodes nailed a big Orton Like boot to the side of Kingstons head!!!!!.....Rhodes goes for the cover....1...2...No!!!!Kingston kicks out!!.....Rhodes picks up Kingston and OHHH!!!!....JTG nails them both from out of nowhere with a cross body splash from the topp!!!!......JTG goes for the cover on Rhodes....1...2..No!!!...Rhodes kicks out!!.....JTG picks Rhodes up and Throws him into the ropes.......Rhodes comes back and OHHH!!!!.....Rhodes kicks JTG between the legs!!!...Rhodes then Nails JTG with a DDT ....Rhodes goes for the cover....1...2...3...!!!!(JTG HAS BEEN ELIMINATED).....Rhodes gets up and Kingston is coming right at him for the TROUBLE IN PARADISE!!!!....Rhodes ducks and Kingston misses.....Rhodes then went for his DDT on Kingston .....Kingston Breaks loose and Throws a right hand at Rhodes ...Rhodes blocks the punch and Throws Kingston into the ropes ,.....Kingston comes back and OHHHH!!!!!....TROUBLE IN PARADISE!!!!!....Kingston goes for the cover on Rhodes....1...2...3....!!!
(Kingston starts to celebrate thinking he is the new T.V. Champion ...then GM Skitzo comes on the Titan Tron.......Hey Kofi......This match is not over.......It will still be a 4-man Battle Royal..........)
OMG!!OMG!!!...FROM OUT OF THE CROWD ITS "THE"BRIAN KENDRICK!!!!.....He comes from behind Kingston and Nails him with "The Kenrick!!!!!!!!!!........Kendrick goes for the cover......1.....2.....3....!!!!!!!

            

(Skitzo comes back on the titan tron and is laughing.....)
(Skitzo:..."HaHaHa.....Ladies and Gentleman....your NEW!!!!TELEVISION CHAMPION!!!!!........"THE CHOSEN ONE""THE"BRIAN KENDRICK!!!!!!!!.......
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(Jr:..."OMG!!...I CANT BELIEVE IT......WAS SKITZO AND THE KOOL KIDZ RESPONSIBLE FOR FINLAY'S ATTACKS?......

(Foley:..."AM I ON THE RIGHT SHOW JR??.....I WOULDNT BE ABLE TO BELIEVE SKITZO WOULD DO SOMETHING LIKE THAT.....HAS HE GONE COMPLETELY INSANE!!??......
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(We go backstage where our World Champion JBL is Talking into the camera)

(JBL:.......I AM YOUR WRESTLING....GOD!!!.......It doesnt matter who wins this next match.....AT THE ROYAL RUMBLE......I will still be Your World Champion!!!.......Now that Kevin Nash has come to his senses and retired.....i dont have to worry about him costing me my title.......Nash was my personal Property basically......He knew he could never retire World Champion....because he would always have to give it right to me.....So congatulations on still having some brains left Kevin Nash........Now....lets see who i will be defeating at The Royal Rumble.......
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5.)~~~~~~~~~~~MAIN EVENT~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
~# 1 Contenders Match for the World Title at Royal Rumble~
~~~~~Shelton Benjamin~~Vs~~Chris Jericho~~~~~~~
.....
Bruce Buffer came out to the middle of the ring as smackdowns MAIN EVENT ANNOUNCER..........
(Buffer:..."...The man standing on my right is a TWO TIME WORLD CHAMPION.....A Man who will stop at no lengths to Get what he wants......CHRIS JERICHO!!!!...(Crowd Booo's LOUDLY)....And the man standing to my left.....He is also a TWO TIME WORLD CHAMPION......A man who has climbed his way to success on SmackDown ...a man with a great deal of Heart.......This is SHELTON BENJAMIN!!!!!(Crowd cheers Benjamin LOUDLY).........As we are about to see these two titans fight for a shot at Glory at the Royal Rumble.....ARE YOU READY!!!!????????.......Than for the Thousands in attendance and the MILLIONS watching around the world........LLLLLEEEEETTTS GET READY TO RUMBBBBLLLLLEEEEE!!!!!!!!.....
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The bell rings and Jericho and Benjamin lock up.......Jericho rakes the eyes of Benjamin and Slaps him across the face.....Jericho then Grabbed Benjamin by the head and put him in a side headlock!!!.....Jericho runs with Benjamin and OHHH!!!!...A huge Bulldog from Jericho!!!....Jericho then stomped on the head of Benjamin and then bounced off the ropes and OHH!!!! Jericho went for a Moonsault Splash but Benjamin moved and Jericho splashed down on the mat!!!.......Benjamin then bounced across the ring onto the ropes came back towards Jericho and OHH!!!.....A big Dropp kick to Jerichos head while he was getting up......Benjamin then picked Jericho up and threw him into the turnbuckle......Benjamin backed up and Charged towards Jericho and went for a big splash!!!......OHH!! Jericho moves and Benjamin crashed down into the turnbuckle!!!....OHHH!!!! Jericho jumped onto Benjamins Back and hit him with the BackStabber!!!!....Jericho goes for the cover....1...2...No!!!!Benjamin kicks out......Jericho gets up and Kicks Benjamin right in the head!!!......Jericho then looks out to the crowd and they BOOOO him very loudly!!!.....Jericho then picks Benjamin up and tried to hit him with a Snap Suplex Bur Benjamin wouldnt lift up....Benjain Throws his knee right into Jerichos gut....Benjamin breaks loose and OHHHH!!!!! SUPERKICK FROM BENJAMIN!!!!.......Benjamin picks Jericho up and goes for the T-Bone Suplex !!!!....Jericho breaks loose and OHH!!!!....HE HITS BENJAMIN WITH THE CODEBREAKER!!!!!.....Jericho goes for the cover....1.....2.....OHHH!!!!....Benjamin gets his foot on the ropes at the last second!!!.....Jericho looks furious .....He bounces off the ropes and goes for a Moonsault splash!!!..OHHHH!!!...Benjamin lifts his knees up and jericho smashes his ribs into them.....Jericho is down and clutching at hid ribs......Benjamin goes to the Topp!!!!.....OHHH!!!! BENJAMIN WENT FOR THE MOONSAULT SPLASH FROM THE TOPP AND JERICHO MOVED!!!....Benjamin crashes down on the mat ......Jericho locks on the Walls of Jericho on Benjamin!!!......Benjamin is screaming in pain trying to make it to the ropes......He's almost there......OHH!!!!...Jericho walks him back to the middle of the ring!!.....Benjamin is about to tap out!!!.....he gives it one last effort to the ropes and ......HE MAKES IT!!!!.......Jericho breaks the hold ......Jericho Picks Benjamin up and goes for the CODE BREAKER!!!.........Benjamin throws Jericho down....Benjamin hooks onto Jerichos legs and OHHHH!!!! He see-saws Jericho face first into the turnbuckle!!!....Jericho bounces off the turnbuckle and OHH!!!! Benjamin goes for the superkick  but Jericho ducks then goes for the CodeBreaker but Benjamin Reverses into THE GOLD RUSH!!!!!.....BENJAMIN GOES FOR THE COVER.....1...2....3...!!!!
OMG!OMG!OMG!....Benjamin HAS DONE IT AGAIN!!!!.....HE IS GOING TO THE ROYAL RUMBLE TO FACE JBL FOR THE CHAMPIONSHIP!!!!!!.........SHOW GOES OFF THE AIR WITH BENJAMIN CELEBRATING HIS VICTORY!!!!!

                         

(Jr:....."Hello Folks and Welcome To Friday Night SMACKDOWN!!!!!
....Tonight...I have only been informed of One match and that is the Number One Contenders match for the Tag Team Titles....between LAX....AND.... Cryme Tyme.....But other than that i do not know.....Our GM Skitzo was Brutally Stunnered by Stone Cold Steve Austin last week......Due to that injury.....Skitzo will not be here tonight on SmackDown and will not be Competing at The anniversary show against Ecie and King Of The Dead.......we Wish Skitzo the best in his recovery and hope it is a speedy one!!!!...........However in Skitzo's absence here on SmackDown ....He shocked us all and left Mick Foley in charge........Mick Foley and Skitzo had been fooling us all when he Planted Foley into the Mob and made sure that they destructed and that is exactly what happened last week.........

(Just then JBL's Music Hits......he comes out to the ring with a mic)

(JBL:..."Hello.......and let me be the first on congatulating....MYSELF........On becoming ....YOUR NEW WORLD CHAMPION!!!!!!.........I AM A WRESTLING ........GOD!!!!!
......

(Intermin GM Mick Foley intterupts JBL)

(Foley:...."Hey JBL!!!.......Remember....when i told you......that you were gonna lose your title this week........Well......There has been a little change in plans as i have made some aquisitions this past week.........You will not be defending you title tonight.....however you will be tomarrow night but i will announce all that later.......As for tonight.....you will be going one on one with SmackDowns Newest Superstar!!!....(Just then on the Titan Tron.....


.....Heyyy!!!SmackDown!!!!!!....Its GREEEAAAT TO BE ON THE SHOW  OF 2008......2009....JOE IS GONNNNA KILL YOU!!!!!!.........AND TONIGHT I START WITH YOU ....JBL!!!!!.......

(Fans go crazy....Mick Foley walks off in laughter....and JBL leaves the ring looking scared and angry)


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(Jr:...".....OMG!!!OMG!!!OMG!!!!.......Foley has signed Samoa Joe to SmackDown!!!!!!........And he is going one on one with our new World Champion...JBL.....I cant wait...HuH...What....WHAT NOW!!!!!

(Just then Chris Jericho walks out and has A mix in hand)
(CROWD BOOOOS FOR EXTENDED PERIOD OF TIME)

(Jericho:..."SHUT..... THE ....HELL..... UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

(crowd:..."BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!

(Jericho:.....I SAID....SHUT ...THE ....HELL...UPPP!!!!!!!!......I AM SICK TO DEATH OF ALL YOU BRAINLESS,MINDLESS SHEEP!!!!!

......I am the greatest comodity that SmackDown has!!!!....I will not Be treated like some second rate superstar!!!!!!......I DEMAND MY ONE ON ONE TITLE SHOT!!!!!......I know i know......Skitzo told me that if i lost last week i would NEVER get a shot again .......but Skitzo is not here......So Mick Foley....woddle your way back out here and Give me my Shot right now!!!!!...

(Just then the fans start going crazy and Shelton Benjamin came out to the ring and started going at it with Jericho)

JERICHO AND BENJAMIN ARE ALL OVER THE RING TRADING RIGHTS AND LEFTS!!!!!!

(Again the fans go crazy as Kevin Nash makes his way to the ring)

KEVIN NASH HITS JERICHO WITH A BIG BOOT .......NASH TURNS AROUND AND GOES TO HIT BENJAMIN WITH THE BIG BOOT....OHH!!!BENJAMIN DUCKS AND HITS NASH WITH A SUPERKICK!!!!!!!JERICHO GETS BACK UP AND STARTS BRAWLING WITH BENJAMIN!!!.......NASH GETS BACK UP AND NOW ALL THREE MEN ARE JUST GOING AFTER EACHOTHER!!!!....

(Just then Mick Foley came back out to the ramp and security rushed the ring and seperated all three men)

(Foley:..."ENOUGH!!!!!....I SAID THATS ENOUGH!!!!!........Look after talking it over with Skitzo....I have made a decision as to what our main event will be at the Anniversary show.....Myself and Skitzo are sick of the all three of you including JBL fighting over who the World Champion is.......So...we will find out tomarrow night....as It will be....A FATAL 4-WAY MATCH FOR THE WORLD TITLE......(Champ)JBL~Vs~Kevin Nash~Vs~Shelton Benjamin~Vs~Chris Jericho.....
....But as for tonight....you will all.....be in competition........Oh....and Jericho..........Your opponent couldnt wait to get into the ring with you.......so your match is.........NOW!!!!!!!..........

(..Batista's music hits and the crowd goes nutz!!)

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1.)~~Batista~~~Vs~~~Chris Jericho~~

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Batista came out to the ring like a man on fire!!!......He locked on to Jericho's eyes and as soon as the bell rang Batista charged Jericho........Jericho Moved and Batista goes shooting into the ropes......Batista comes back and Jericho Hits Him with a dropp-kick!!.....Batista doesnt go down.....Batista grabs Jericho by the hair and Grabs a hold of his neck and just pushes him into the tunbuckle!!..........Batista chokes Jericho's neck and starts Screaming in his face!!!!........(YOU WANNA MESS WITH ME?...YOU WANNA SCREW ME???........I DONT THINK SO!!!)
.......Batista then picks Jericho up and Slamms him down to the mat.....Batista then Started Pumping himself and the crowd up by Grabbing the ropes and shaking them like crazy........Jericho gets up and Triies to Kick Batista in the back of the knee but Batista sees Jericho and OHHHH!!!!!!.....Batista SpineBusters Jericho.....Batista goes for the cover....1...2...Batista lifts Jerichos head up and shakes his head as if he didnt wanna end it just yet.........Batista then picks Jericho up and throws Him into the turnbuckle.....Batista charges towards Jericho and tries for a corner closeline!!.....Jericho moves and Batista goes into the turnbuckle but catches himself...........Jericho turns around thinking Batista was hurt in the corner........Batista charges Jericho for the SPEAR!!!!!!.....OHHHH!!!!....Jericho Catches Batista and Hits him with the codebreaker!!!!....Jericho goes for the cover......1...2....No!!!! Batista kicks out.....Jericho looks like hes about to cry......Jericho then jumps off the ropes and Nails Batista with the Moonsault splash!!......Jericho again goes for the cover.....1...2....No!!!!........Batista kicks out.....It looks like Jericho is actually now crying!!.........He starts to complain with the referee........Batista gets up and Takes Jericho out from behind but Batista takes the ref out to....Batista picks Jericho up and Nails Jericho with the Batista Bomb!!!.....Batista goes for the cover........But the ref is down........Batista goes to pick the ref up.......Jericho slipps out of the ring and grabs a chair......Jericho comes back into the ring and Swings the chair at Batista ......Batista ducks and Kicks Jericho......Jericho dropps the chair....Batista Swings the chair at Jericho and Nails him.........(DING DING DING!!!)......The ref sees Batista hit Jericho with the chair and DQ's him
YOUR WINNER BY DQ.....CHRIS JERICHO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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(Jr:,.....Ahhh....dammit Jericho brought the chair into play and still won the match by DQ........That was a great match i cant believe it ended like that!!!
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2.)~~Kevin Nash~~Vs~~Vladmir Kozlov~~
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Nash looks upset as he walks into the ring......he puts his head down and awaits Kozlov to get in the ring......(The bell rings..)........and Kozlov and Nash lock up......Kozlov pushes Nash down to the mat.....Kozlov then Starts kicking Nash in the ribs.......Nash gets up and he again locks up with Kozlov......Again Kozlov throws Nash down to the mat.....
......Nash pounds his hand on the mat in frustration.....Nash then looked up at Kozlov .....put his head down....got out of the ring and walked to the back shaking his head......
...The ref counts....1....2....3....4....5....6....7....8...9...10..
YOUR WINNER BY COUNT OUT.....VLADMIR KOZLOV!!!!!....

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(Jr:....well ever since Nash made his deal with JBL.....He just hasnt been the same.......He knows that he is Not up to the same pace as these younger wrestlers on SmackDown.....And he was gonna retire.....Then he won the World Title .....but the clause in His contract with JBL stated he had to Give the championship to JBL........He could have retired as champion....But JBL had to have his way........I dont know if Nash will be in the right state of mind at the Anniversary show.....And is he even able to compete to win the title....Well we will find out tomarrow......
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(A video package is shown of The Sting & Stone Cold Rivalry)

Clips of  the first match....Austin wins.....sting extend hand out and Austin tries to Stunner Sting...Sting reverses into Scorpion Death Dropp

Clips of Sting interfering with Austins match  Cracking the ball bat over Austins head....

Clips of The second  match.....Sting wins by Scorpion Death Dropp

Clips of the second match......Steel Cage match...Sting wins when Austin Stunners Sting through the door.....But Skitzo orders the match to be restarted .....Austin wins By Stunning Sting 

Clips of Sting winning National Title...

Clips of Skitzo offering Austin National Title shot and Austin Stunnering Skitzo
....


(Then at the end of the package......it said.....TFC ANNIVERSARY SHOW..........NATIONAL CHAMPIONSHIP.......NATIONAL CHAMPION...STING.....WILL FACE STONE COLD STEVE AUSTIN.........IN A ..........LADDER MATCH!!!!!!!
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3.)~~Shelton Benjamin~~Vs~~Jack Swagger~~

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Benjamin and Swagger lock up and Benjamin gets Swagger in a side Headlock......Benjamin then throws Swagger into the corner......Benjamin then tried to connect with a big splash in the corner but NOOO!!!!....Swagger moves and Benjamin goes face first into the turnbuckle!!.....Swagger then Bounced off the ropes and took Benjamin down hard with a Closeline.....Swagger then picked Benjamin up and Hit him with a huge body slam........Swagger bounces off the ropes and OHH!!...a big Knee dropp to the head of the downed Benjamin........Swagger picks Benjamin up and tries to throw him into the ropes but Benjamin reverses and Throws Swagger into the ropes......Swagger bounces off the ropes and OHH!!!! Benjamin grabs Swagger and hits him with a Belly-to-belly Suplex!!!!!....Benjamin bounces off the ropes and Tries for a Flying leg-dropp....he connects!!!!!......Benjamin goes for the cover....1...2...No!!!!!.......Swagger kicks out.....Benjamin then jumped to the topp ropes ......Swagger gets up and grabs Benjamin......Swagger gets up to the second rope and has Benjamin set up for a Belly to Belly off the Topp!!!.........Benjamin starts Hitting Swagger with right hands ....Swagger lets go and falls off the second rope to his feet.....Benjamin starts to get off but....OHHHH!!!!!...Swagger jumped right back up to the topp and Suplexed Benjamin down to the mat!!!!......Swagger goes for the cover.....1...2...No!!!!.....Benjamin kicks out.....Swagger then Picked Benjamin up and Tried for the Gut Wrench PowerBomb!!!!!.....No!!!...Benjamin breaks loose and OHHHH!!!!....He nails Swagger with A SuperKick!!!!........Benjamin falls back down to the mat along with Swagger.........Both men are slow to get to their feet......Benjamin gets up and awaits Swagger who is on His knees........Wait a minute!!!!!....)JERICHO'S MUSIC HITS AND HE COMES TO THE TOPP OF THE RAMP)......Benjamin looks out at Jericho with anger on his face..........WAIT!!!.......Swagger takes Benjamin out from Behind......Swagger gets Benjamin up and OHHHH!!!!!....He nails Benjamin with the Gut Wrench Powerbomb!!!!!.....Swagger goes for the cover....1....2.....3...!!!
YOUR WINNER....JACK SWAGGER!!!!!!!!!
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(Jr:...Dammit....Jericho again screws another superstar out of victory!!!!!......I HOPE JERICHO GETS WHAT IS COMING TO HIM AT THE ANNIVERSARY SHOW!!!!
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4.)~# 1 Contenders match for the Tag Team Championships~
~~~~~~~~LAX~~~~~vS~~~~~Cryme Tyme~~~~~~~~~~
....
Hernandez and Shad started the match off ......(The fans start chanting .....LAX........LETS GO CRYME TYME)
They lock up and Shad throws Hernandez into the ropes......Hernandez comes back and OHH!!!!! Hernandez takes down shad with a head butt to the shoulder!!!!.......Hernandez then picked Shad up and Threw him over the topp rope......Hernandez backs up Bounces off the ropes and OHHHHHHH!!!!!!......SUPER-MEX.Hernandez flys over the topp and takes Shad down!!!!!!!!...Hernandez then Got into the ring and tagged in Homicide......Homiced Got to the topp turnbuckle and OOOOOHH!!!!.....Homicide jumped off to the outside and Hit Shad with a hurricanranna!!!!!!........Homicide jumps back into the ring and starts Celebrating........JTG jumps over the ropes and Droppkicks Homicide from behind!!.....Homicide goes into the second rope face first......JTG then Bounced off the ropes and Jumped on Homicide 's back while he wes rested on the ropes..........Shad comes back into the ring and Picks Homicide up......He picks Him up and lifts him over his head......Shad lets go and Homicide is dropped down to the mat!!........Shad tags in JTG.....JTG bounces off the ropes from the outside coming in and connecting on Homicide with a legdropp!!!!..JTG picks Up Homicide and throws a right hand Homicide ducks and Bounces off the ropes....OHHH!!!! JTG nails Homicide with a Big DDT!!!!......JTG goes to the topp and tries for a moonsault Splash on Homicide!!!......No!!!! Homicide moves and JTG splashes on the mat!!....Homicide Bounces off the ropes and while JTG was getting up Homicide Connected with a Swinging DDT!!!!......Homicide then Picked up JTG and went for the Gringo Killer!!!!....Gets out of It and tries for the G9!!!!.....Homicide Gets out of it and hits JTG with a neckbreaker.........Shad comes in the ring to take out Homicide but OHHH!!!!!!.....Hernandez comes in and Takes out Shad with a shoulder block before he got to Homicide.......Homicide picks up JTG ........he connects THE GRINGO KILLER!!!!!.....1...2...3.
YOUR WINNERS...AND NEW NUMBER ONE CONTENDERS.....FOR THE TAG TEAM TITLES!!!!......LAX!!!!!
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(Jr:....what a match...looks like it will be LAX to face Miz an Morrison for the Tag Titles Next Week!!.....
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5.)~~~~~~~~MAIN EVENT~~~~~~~~~~~~~
      ~~Samoa Joe~~Vs~~JBL~~~(World Champ)
.....
Joe and JBL met up in the middle of the ring.....and Joe Looked like he was about to explode!!!......JBL lookded nervous.....The bell rings and they Lock Up........Joe throws JBL back then Kicks Him in the gut....Joe Bounces off the ropes then...OHHH!!!!....Joe connects a big knee to JBL's face!!!...JBL goes down.....Joe again bounces off the ropes and OHH!!!!....He lands on topp of JBL with a Samoan Senton Splash!!!....The Triple S connects and Joe goes for the cover....1...2....No!!!.....JBL kicks out....Joe then Awaits JBL to get to his Feet.,.....JBL gets to his feet......Joe grabs on to JBL's throat from behind and grips on the Samoan Choke Hold!!!....JBL...elbows Joe in the head and joe breaks the hold.....JBL bounces off the ropes and tries for the CLOSELINE FROM HELL!!!!!......Joe catches him and OHHH!!!!!!....A HUGE BELLY-TO-BELLY SUPLEX FROM JOE!!!.......Joe gets to his feet and tries to lock ion the Headlock again on JBL......he does!!!!.....Joes holds the Headlock on JBL for about a minute and a half......JBL then slithered his way to the ropes and the hold was broken!!...........JBL gets to his feet and joe tries to Pump Handle Slam JBL.....JBL.....countes with a LOW BLOW TO JOE!!!!!.......JBL backs up and bounces off the ropes and goes for a CLOSELINE FROM HELL!!!!......OHH!!!!!JOE CATCHES JBL AND THROWS HIM HARD DOWN TO THE MAT!!!!......Joe then Picks JBL Up and tried to hit JBL with the JOE BOMB!!!!!......JBL lifts up and flipps Joe over his head!!!.....JBL goes over to the turnbuckle and Gets on topp of the second rope!!........Joe grabs JBL and OHHHH!!!!!....MUSCEL BUSTER!!!!!!!JOE HITS THE MUSCEL BUSTER!!!!!....JOE goes for the cover....1....2....3...!!!!!........
YOUR WINNER........SAMOA JOE!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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(JR:...OMG!!!JOE WINS JOE WINS.....HE BEAT THE WORLD CHAMPION HIS FIRST NIGHT ON SMACKDOWN!!!........WELL FOLKS DONT MISS THE ANNIVERSARY SHOW TOMARROW NIGHT.....THIS IS ALL THE TIME WE HAVE TO.....WAIT WHAT THE HELL??


On the titan Tron were these words....

Next week.......ALL......your WORLDS are gonna change!!!!!!...
.......The MAN IS HERE!!!!!......
....THE CHOSEN ONE HAS ARRIVED!!!!......
...........BOW DOWN.............

Signed..........Yours Truly............TBK

                          

(Jr:.."Hello Everyone and Welcome to Friday Night SmackDown!!!

(Skitzo:....."Thank you for once again Tuning into the Slammy Award Winning Show Of The Year!!!!......Tonight...I have got some great matches Lined up Bu.....(Just Then JBL's Music Hits and all of The MOB interrupts Skitzo)

(JBL,Jarrett,Jericho,Bischoff all come out to the ring)....

(JBL:..."Skitzo...Skitzo...Skitzo........When are you gonna Learn!!??!!.......It seems that once again......With exception of Chris Jericho.....None of The Mob is on the card for tonight.....

(Skitzo:..."Yes ...that is Correct.....You see.....Even though me and Chris Jericho may have our Differences......I actually RESPECT him......Jericho is a two-Time World Champion here on SmackDown!!......What have the rest of you done??.....Headlined a couple Big matches...YES......Headlined A couple big matches and LOST.....again....YES.....You dont come on my show.....Disrespect me.....and get oppertunities.....
(Jericho starts to smile)

(Skitzo:..."....Whoa!!.....You better wipe that smirk off your Face Jericho!!.....I may Respect you......But i also HATE you!!!......Tonight....you have a World Title Shot in the Main Event against the World Champion Kevin Nash and Shelton Benjamin .....But if you Lose......you will NEVER......get a shot AGAIN!!!!.....

(Jericho:..."...YOU CANT DO THAT!!!.....

(Skitzo:..."...I CANT!??!.....

(Jericho:.."N...

(Skitzo:..."Shut The Hell Up!!!!!....This is my Show.....You guys wanna threaten me and try to scare me out of my Job.....But i can Gaurantee!!....That will Never Happen!!!......One more thing i can Gaurantee is..............TONIGHT IS THE END OF THE MOB!!!


(Skitzo:.."...By the way Arent you guys forgetting Someone??....HaHaHaHa.......BANG BANG!!!

(The Mob Leaves in Confusion and Anger)

(as Skitzo goes back to the Announcers Table another Interruption occurs)

(John Morrison:..."....Skitzo!!!....Skitzo!!!......Arent you forgetting Someone!!??!!?.....Where is My World Title Shot??.....I guess you already Forgott.....That before Kevin Nash won the World Title last week.....I pinned him in the middle of the ring!!.......I DEMAND.....that you place me in the Main Event tonight for the World Title!!.....

(Skitzo....:.."Hahaha...You have got to be Kidding me right??.....Morrison .....dont waste my time with this.......In Fact!!....You and your Partner should be more concerned with the next two matches....Because.....Ive got 4 Tag Teams that want a shot at those Tag Team Titles........Matter a Fact......The first Team is ready NOW!!!!

(........BROOKLYN BROOKLYN!!!!!...)

OMG!!...OMG!!!!......ITS CRYME TIME!!!!!!!!....JTG AND SHAD ARE NOW ON SMACKDOWN!!!

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1.)~Cryme Time~~Vs~~Team 3D~
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JTG starts off the match with Devon.........JTG bounces off the ropes and connnecs with a Huge DropKick!!.......JTG then Bounces off the ropes again the OHH!!!.....JTG Nails Devon with a Big Leg Dropp!!....JTG then fastly tags in Shad.......Shad comes in and goes for a closeline on Devon....Devon ducks......Devon Bounces off the ropes then OHH!!....Devon takes down Shad with a Big Shoulder Block!!!......Devon then tags in Bubba Ray.....Bubba picks Shad up......Ohh!!!...Shad punches Bubba in the Gut!!....Shad then bounces off the ropes and OHHH!!!!...Shad nails Bubba with a HUGE BIG BOOT!!!.......Shad then Tags in JGT......Shad Picks JTG up......OHHH!!!!!.....he dropps JTG right on topp of Bubba.....JGT goes for the cover....1...2...No!!!! Bubba kicks out.....JTG then Picks Bubba up and throws him into the ropes....Bubba comes back and OHHH!!!!! JTG kicks Bubba in the Gut and nails Him with a DDT!!!.......JTG then goes to the topp!!..........OHHH!!!!...JTG goes for a moonsault splash on Bubba and Misses!!!!.......Bubba picks JTG up and Hits him with a scoop slamp!!!......Bubba goes to the Second Rope on the Turnbuckle............JTG gets to his feet and OHHHH!!!......Bubba jumps from the scond rope right into a droppkick from JTG!!!!....JTG jumps to his corner and tags in Shad!!!!....Shad runs in the ring and Picks Bubba Up then OHHH!!!! bIG sIDE slam!!!!...........Shad then runs over to Devon and Knocks him off the apron!!!....Shad then Tags in JTG again......JTG jumps over the ropes and Bubba throws a closeline at him....Bubba misses!!!!......OHH!!!!!...JTG Nails Bubbba with the G9!!!!!......JTG goes for the cover....1...2....3..!!!!!
YOUR WINNERS.........CRYME TIME!!!!.......JTG AND SHAD!!!
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2.)~ Crazy Samoans ~~Vs~~ L A X ~
.....

The fans in the arena went crazy for the first appearence of LAX on SmackDown!!!.........Homicide starts off against Manu......Homicide bounces off the ropes and OHHH!!!!....Manu Manhandles Homicide and slamms him down with a Huge Samoan Back Dropp!!!!......Manu then picks Homicide up and OHHH!!!!! HE again nails Homicide with another Samoan Back Dropp!!!.......Manu goes for the cover....1...2...No!!!!.....Homicide kicks out!!.......Manu then picks up Homicide and throws him into the ropes!!.....Homicide comes back and OHHH!!! He nails Manu with a Huge Elbow Smash to the face!!!.......Homicide backs up and bounces off the ropes again!!!!......Homicide nails Manu with a Enseguri kick to Manu's gut!!....Then Nails Manu with a big slap across the face.....Homicide jumps and tags in Hernandez!!!!....
Hernandez jumps in the ring and Nails Manu with a big Closeline!!!....Hernandez then Picks up Manu and throws him into the corner!!......Hernandez charges Mnau But Manu moves and Hernandez crashes into the Turnbuckle!!!....Manu then tags in Umaga!!......Umaga comes in and Takes Hernandez by the head!!.......Umaga picks Hernandez up and hits him with Belly to belly suplex.......Umaga then sets up Hernandez in the bottom of the Turnbuckle.....Umaga backs up ...Then OHHH!!!!....Umaga connects a huge Butt Splash into Hernandez's Head!!!!!Umaga backs up to do it again!!!......OHHH!!!!!....Hernandez moves and Umaga goes crashing into the Turnbuckle!!....Hernandez then tags in Homicide!!!!........Homicide Goes to the topp ropes and OHHH!!!!.....Homicide nails Umaga with a HUGE frog Splash!!!..
......Homiced picks Umaga up....Homiced Bounces off the ropes and OHHH!!!!!...Umaga nails Homicide with a Huge Samoan Spike!!!.....Hernandez jumps in the ring and closelines Umaga.....Hernandez then Nails Manu with a BIG BOOT and knocks him off the apron!!!.....Hernandez turns around and Umaga throws a Samoan Spike right at him!!!.....Hernandez catches Umaga's arm and OHHH!!!!!!!.......Hernandez picks Umaga up and Nails him with the Border TOSS!!!!!.........Homicide gets up and goes for the cover on Umaga!!!....1...2...3...!!!!!!!
YOUR WINNERS....L A X!!....Homicide and Hernandez!!!!!!!
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(Jr:.....Wow those were two great matches!!!!.......The debut of Cryme time and LAX were both Successfull!!!

(Skitzo:..."Well Jr.......SmackDown is indeed Dominate in the Tag Team Division right now......and the addition of LAX AND Cryme Tiime will do the division wonders!!!.......So Suck on this Morrison.....Next week.....Cryme time will face L A X and the winners will face you for the Tag Team Championships The next week!!!
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(Backstage Its the MOB talking with eachother)

(Bischoff:....Look we all just need to chill out.....He's not gonna do anything......We have the POWER......Chris Tonight...your gonna win the world title.......JBL AND Jarrett......your gonna get yours i promise.......

(JBL:........Eric.....where is Mick??.......

(Bischoff:..."....Im not sure.......I called him last night and earlier today and he's not answered or called me back.....

(Jericho:..."Look......tonight....its about me!!!!.....Its about My Third World Championship reign........You guys better stay focused.....If you guys mess this up for me i sware!!!...

(Jarrett:..."...For you?.......We are the reason that you even got that second shot at the World Title.....

(JBL"....Calm down jarrett

(Jarrett:...No!!!!......I wont calm down!!!......Im sick of this.....i joined this group so we could better our chances at glory.....And instead.....im doing everybodys dirty work!.....where is my Reason for being apart of this family.....What good is this doing me??!!??.......

(Bischoff:..."...why are you guys always breaking down??.....The second we were down with the NWO you guys cracked......and now that the odds are agains us....here you go again......Foley will be here....Skitzo is just trying to get inside our heads......just relax.....do the JOB!!!! we'll be fine!...
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(Jr:..."well it looks like the MOB is starting to crack under pressure.......

(Skitzo"......Hahah......i told you tonight would be the end of the MOB.....but it looks like they are already self destructing .....BANG BANG!!.....

(Jr:....why do you keep on saying that??

(Skitzo:"....Saying what??....

(Jr:Ohh Nevermind
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3.) Vladmir Kozlov~~~Vs~~~Stone Cold Steve Austin
...
Kozlov locks up with Austin......Kozlov throws Austin down to the mat.......Austin gets up and locks back up with Kozlov....Kozlov throws Austin back down to the mat again!!.....Austin then storms Kozlov and OHHH!!!!!.....Kozlov hits Austin with a Big Boot to the chest!!!......Kozlov the roars out to the crowd(AGHHHHHH).......Kozlov picks Austin up then throws him into the ropes........Austin comes back and OHH!!!!!......Austin nails Kozlov with a huge Closeline!!!.....Austin then gets on top of Kozlov and starts hailing down right hands to Kozlov's face!!!!......Austin then gets up and throws down to Middle fingers To Kozlovs face and the crowd goes crazy!!!!.....Austin  starts kicking Kozlov in the chest Then Kozlov grabs Austin's foot....Kozlov takes Austin down to the mat then quickly gets up......they then lock up again.......Austin takes Kozlov by the head and gets him in a side headlock...Kozlov Pushes Austin off and into the ropes Austin Comes back and Kozlov goes for the Huge Head Butt!!!.....Austin Kicks Kozlov in the head....Austin then bounces off the ropes and hits Kozlov with a Closeline......
Austin gets up and picks Kozlov up.....Austin sets Kozlov Up for the Pile Driver.......No!!...Kozlov stands up and flipps Austin over his head!!!.....Kozlov picks Austin up  and slams him down to the mat with  a Huge Pump Handle Slam!!!...Kozlov goes for the cover....1...2...No!!!!......Austin kicks out.....Kozlov then picks Austin up and goes for the Reverse DDT!!.....No!!! Austin elbows Kozlov in the face....Austin  kicks Kozlov in the gut.....Austin tries for the STUNNER!!!!.....Kozlov pushes Austin chest first into the ropes.....Austin comes back and OHHH!!!!!...Kozlov hits the Reverse DDT!!!.......Kozlov goes for the cover...1...2.....No!!!Austin kicks out.......Kozlov lines up and waits for Austin to get up.......Austin gets up and.........STUNNER....STUNNER...STUNNER!!!!!!....Out of nowhere  Kozlov goes for the HeadButt and Austin Counters with a Stunner.....Austin goes for the cover....1.....2.....3.....
"YOUR WINNER...STONE COLD STEVE AUSTIN!!!!!!!!"
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(jR:...wow!!!...That was a great match 

(Skitzo:..."when i booked this match for tonight i had no idea that these two were gonna put on such a great match....Stone Cold has been working his tail off  and what have i done to show my appreciation.....Really nothing.....well im gonna do something right now....(Skitzo gets up and goes to the ring with Austin)

(Skitzo......Steve...im sorry.....You have been the most Under appreciated Superstar  in TFC lately......next week......You will be going one on one with Sting for his National Championship!!

(Steve Austin:.."...........................................

(Austin flipps Skitzo off and  hits him with the STUNNER!!!)

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(Jr:...Well folks.....it appears that our GM Skitzo will not be here for the rest of the night.......Doctors say he is suffering from neck injuries due to the Stunner from Austin......Skitzo did leave someone in Charge while he is gone.....but it is not yet known who that man is........

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4.)~~~~Television Championship~~~~~~~~
                
(Champ)Cody Rhodes~~Vs~~Kofi Kingston
....
Kingston and Rhodes who have had hatred for  one another for sometime now came to the middle of the ring and locked up.......Rhodes throws a knee into Kofi's Gut....Rhodes then Knees Kofi in the head.......Rhodes then bounces off the ropes then OHHH!!!!...Rhodes kicks Kofi in the ribs while he's down!!......Rhodes then picks Kofi up and  goes for a suplex.....Kofi counters into a Scool Boy rollup pin....1....2...No!!!.....Rhodes kicks out.....Kofi then Bounces off the ropes and nails Rhodes with a Huge Jumping closeline!!!.....Kofi then  Bounces off the ropes then....BOOM BOOM!!!....Kofi nails Rhodes with a double leg leg dropp!!!....Kofi then goes to the topp ropes!!......Kofi Jumps down for a Senton Splash!!!.......Rhodes moves and Ohh!!!! Kofi crashes down to the mat!!!!.....Rhodes then  backs up and OHHH!!!! Rhodes goes for  his DDT But Kofi lifts Rhodes up into a suplex pin  combo.....1....2.....No!!!! Rhodes kicks out.....Kofi then gets up and Bounces off the ropes....Kofi goes for the Trouble in Paradise!!!!!.......He misses!!! Rhodes then  kicks Kofi in the gut and tries again for the DDT....Rhodes hits it and goes for the cover....1...2...No!!!!....Kofi kicks out....Rhodes then tries for another DDT......Kofi dropps down and Slaps Cody across the face!!!!.....Kofi then again bounces off the ropes and Goes for the TROUBLE IN PARADISE!!!....HE connects!!!........Kofi goes for the cover.......1....2....No!!!!!.....Rhodes  gets a foot on the rope!!.....Kofi then awaits Rhodes to get up again.......Rhodes gets up and Goes for a Huge kick to the head BUT OHHH!!!!!
...Rhodes low blows Kingston then rolls up Kofi and grabs the tights......1...2...3...!!!!!!
YOUR WINNER AND STILL TELEVISION CHAMPION...CODY RHODES!!!!!!!
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(We see JBL Talking into a locker room but  we cant see to who)|

(JBL:..."Look...we had a deal.......you know what to do!!!
You will Do this !!!!!!!!!!

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5.)~~~~~~MAIN EVENT~~~~~~~~~~~
    ~~~WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP~~~~
      ~~~~ TRIPLE THREAT~~~~
             

(Champ) Kevin Nash~Vs~Chris Jericho~Vs~Shelton Benjamin
....
All three men came to the ring and looked around at eachother.....OHHHH!!!! Benjamin SUPERKICKS Jericho .......Nash then Big Boots Benjamin.......Nash then picks Benjamin up and Throws him into the ropes.....Benjamin then comes back and tries to cross body Nash But OHHH!!!! Nash sidelslams Benjamin!!!......Nash goes for the cover....1...2...No!!!! Jericho kicks Nash off Benjamin!!.....Jericho then picks Nash up and hits him with a DDT.......Jericho then jumps onto the ropes and OHHh!!!!....Jericho goes for a Moonsault Splash and Misses!!!!.........(Jarrett comes out from the back)
.......Jarrett takes the referee out from behind!!!....Jarrett then grabs a chair then Bashes Benjamin in the Head with it......Jarrett then goes towards Nash and Goes to hit him with the chair!!!!.....OMG!!!OMG!!!OMG!!!!.......Jarrett just Nailed Jericho with the Chair!!!!.......Nash then gets on topp of Jericho and Jarrett grabs the Ref!!!..........The ref counts ....1.....2.....3....
Your winner AND STILL WORLD CHAMPION.....KEVIN NASH!!!!..
.......

Jarrett leaves the ring.....

(JBL's music hits and he makes his way to the ring)

(JBL:"Nash.........Kevin Nash!!!!!........We made a deal!!!!........You were on your way out!!!!......and i came to you and Promised you a shot at the World Title ......But you had to lose it ........to me!!!.............I tampered with the drawings in the raffle last week and made sure you were picked......I took all the superstars names out......and i replaced them all with the name Kevin Nash!!!.....I got you your one last shot at glory.......now its time that you hold up your end of the deal!!!!......

(Nash puts his head down and wont move)

(JBL:...."...Look i made you a Business proposition and you better hold your end..........its time kevin.....Move or be Broke!!!..........

(Mick Foley comes out the ramp)

(Foley:...."Uhhh...Hey John!!.......Im not so sure thats how its going down

(JBL:..."WHAT  ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT MICK.....WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN ALL NIGHT!!!??............

(Foley:..."Well.....i dont really know how to tell you this......But ....the MOB.......was a Flopp from the beggining.......You see Skitzo told me to go undercover....and drive you down to the ground.......wich it what i have done!!

(JBL nails Foley with a Closeline from Hell!!!))

(JBL......"GET DOWN KEVIN!!!!!!

(Nash gets down and lets JBL cover him)


1....2.....3....
YOUR NEW WORLD CHAMPION!!!!!!!......JBL!!!!!!!!

         

(Foley gets up and grabs a mic)

(Foley:.......JBL........AHHA...AHAHA.....SKITZO WILL NOT BE HERE ON THE SHOW FOR A COUPLE WEEKS DUE TO INJURY......BUT IN THE MEANTIME.......YOU JUST CLOSELINED YOUR NEW BOSS!!!!!!!.......You better enjoy that Championship......Cuz Next week....YOUR GONNA LOSE IT.......BANG BANG!!!!!!!!

                           
(Jr:Hello Ladies and Gentlemen and Welcome to the First SmackDown Of 2009!!!!

(Skitzo:...Oh Jr......I have got something in store for everybody tonight that will shock the foundation of SmackDown...But First lets get to the action as We will have a 4-way Elimination Tag Team Championship match!!!!
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1.)~~~~~Tag Team Championship~~~~~~~
                 
~~4-way Elimination Tag Team Match~~~~~~

(Champs) Crazy Samoans Umaga & Manu~Vs~ The Outsiders Hall & Nash~Vs~Team 3D~Vs~The Miz and John Morrison
......
The match starts off with Nash and Manu.........they lock up....Manu starts to throw Nash into the corner .....Ohh!!!! Nash reverses it and WHIPS Manu into the corner Hard!!!.......Nash charges Manu and Drives his Elbow into His Head........Manu Looks Wobbly....Nash Bounces off the ropes then..OHH!!!...Nash delivers a big boot right to the face of Manu sending him to the mat!!!.....Nash then tags Hall in......Nash Picks Manu up then Hall Kicks Manu hard in the gut!!.......Hall then bounces off the ropes then OHHH!!!!!....Manu Picks Hall up and delivers a Samoan Back Dropp!!!!!......Manu Tags in Morrison......Morrison Lines up across the ring ......Hall starts to get up.....OHHH!!!....Morrison kicks Scott Hall right in the temple!!!!!.......Hall is knocked out and twitching on the ground!!!!!........(Several Medics come into the ring )......(DUE TO INJURY TO THE HEAD....SCOTT HALL HAS BEEN ELIMINATED)...(Scott Hall gets Carried away on a stretcher)..............Nash Jumps into the ring and nails Morrison with a Huge Big Boot!!!......Morrison gets up.....Ohh!!!...Nash hits Morrison with another big Boot!!!.....Morrison Gets up again then OHH!!!!.....Nash nails Morrison with a Huge Side Slam!!........Nash goes for the cover.....1...2...No!!!!.....Miz comes in and Kicks Nash off.........Morrison goes and Tags In Bubba Ray from Team 3D......Bubba Ray Comes In and Hits Nash with several Right Hands........Bubba backs up and bounces off the ropes.....Ohhh!! Nash Kicks Bubba in the Head with a Big Boot out of Nowhere!!!!....Nash Picks Bubba up and......Ohhh!!!!....Jacknife PowerBomb!!!!!!...Nash goes for the Cover....1....2...3...(BUBBA RAY OF TEAM 3D HAS BEEN ELIMINATED)........Umaga jumps in the ring then charges Nash .....Nash moves out of the way then goes to tag in Miz.......Miz moves his hand and Nash Misses the Tag.....Umaga then Grabs Nash by the hair........Umaga goes for a samoan spike!!!!......No Nash Blocks the shot then Drives his Knee into Umaga's Gut!!!!.........Nash then Slaps Miz on the face tagging him in.......Miz gets in and gets in Nash's face Nash then pushes Miz back and OHHHH!!!!!!......Umaga hits Miz with the Samoan Spike!!!!!!!.........Umaga goes for the cover....1...2...3...!!!!!!....(THE MIZ HAS BEEN ELIMINATED).....Devon jumps in the ring and swing a right hand at Umaga!!!.....OHHH!!!!!.....Umaga blocks.....then a Huge Samoan Spike!!!!!.....Umaga goes for the cover....1..2..3..(DEVON OF TEAM 3D HAS BEEN ELIMINATED)........Morrison jumps in the ring then Nails Umaga in the head with a HUGE ENSEGURI KICK!!!....Morrison then Bounces off the ropes .....Umaga Catches Morrison then goes for another Samoan Spike!!!....No!!!!...Morrison ducks then OHHHH!!!!!!...MOONLIGHT DRIVE!!!!....Morrison goes for the cover...1...2...3!!(UMAGA OF THE CRAZY SAMOANS HAS BEEN ELIMINATED).........Nash jumps in the ring then Nails Morrison with a big closeline!!!....Nash sets Morrison up for the JackKnife PoweBomb.........Right as Nash was getting Morrison up ...Morrison Tagged Manu on the shoulder........Morrison Nailed Nash in the head with several right hands getting out of the Powerbomb!.......Nash then turns around OHHHH!!!!...Manu Takes Nash down with a big Samoan Super Kick!!!!.......Manu goes for the cover....1...2...No!!!! ....Nash kicks out.....Manu then bounces off the ropes and Goes for a Big Bell Splash!!......NO!!!...Nash Moves and Manu goes splashing into the mat!!.....Manu gets up and Nash Kicks him in the gut.........OHHHH!!!!....Nash hits Manu with the Jacknife powerbomb!!!!......Nash goes for the cover....1...2...3..!!!!!...
(MANU OF THE CRAZY SAMOANS HAS BEEN ELIMINATED)
Morrison Jumps in and hits Nash with a Kick to the Face!!!...
...Morrison goes for the Moonlight Drive!!!.....No!!!...Nash Throws Morrison into the ropes .....Nash kicks Morrison in the gut!!!....He sets up Morrison for the PowerBomb!!!......He Gets him up and OHHHH!!!!!!!.....Morrison breaks loose and nails Nash with the Moonlight Drive!!!!!!!...Morrison Goes for the Cover....1...2...3...!!!!!..YOUR WINNERS AND NEW TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS ...THE MIZ AND JOHN MORRISON!!!!!!

                      


(We go Backstage with Kevin Nash)

(Coach:.."So...Kevin....After what just happened out there with Scott Hall being Injured and You Guys Losing The Tag Title match .....With Scott Hall Being Out indefinately......Whats next for Kevin Nash..??

(Nash:..."...Well ya know Coach....Its been a long Road for me.....I've done it all......and to tell you the truth ......There really isnt anything left......I was on the sidelines for a while now just sitting at home and watching the show .....and i just wanted one more taste........One more taste of the glory ya know?......But i guess that was just a foolish dream of mine.......Soo pretty much what im sayin is........I Think these are the last days of Kevin Na**** been one Hell of a ride......Thanks for everything.....(Nash walks off with his head down)
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(Jr:....Well some deep words from Kevin Nash...It Looks like hes at the end of his road.....What do you think of that Skitzo??

(Skitzo..:.."Well Jr......Nash has been on the show from the start....I cant believe that he's done.........Thanks for the memories Kevin Nash.....
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2.)~~~~~Television Championship~~~~~~~~
                
(Champ) Cody Rhodes ~Vs~ Kaz
...
Kaz Storms Rhodes then Tries for a closeline.....Rhodes ducks and Flipps Kaz over his head....Rhodes then Started Kicking Kaz in the head......Rhodes Bounces back off the ropes and Nails Kaz with a kick to the ribs!!!........Rhodes then goes to the topp ropes!!.....Kaz gets up then knocks Rhodes down making him low blow himself on the turnbuckle!!!!.....Kaz gets up on the Turnbuckle and Went for the Flux Copasitor!!!!.....No!!!!...Rhodes Elbows Kaz in the face and Kaz goes down to the mat!!!....Rhodes Jumps down and connects a Big Elbow on Kaz!!!......Rhodes goes for the cover....1...2...NO!!!.....Kaz kicks out!!........Rhodes picks up Kaz and OHHH!!!!....Kaz elbows Rhodes in the gut......Rhodes falls back.....Kaz bounces off the ropes and tries for a swinging DDT!!!!.........Kaz goes for the cover....1...2...No!!!!...Rhodes kicks out ......Kaz then goes to the turnbuckle and starts to climb up.......Kaz almost gets up and Ohhh!!!....Rhodes Pushes Kaz off the Turnbuckle .......Kaz falls to the mat......As Kaz gets up Rhodes Ran Up on Kaz and OHH!!!!!...Rhodes hits the DDT!!!!!.....1...2...3..!!!!!
YOUR WINNER AND STILL TELEVISION CHAMPION!!!...CODY RHODES!!!!......
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(JR:....That was a great match!!....Cody Rhodes retains the T.V. Title....

(Skitzo:..."Yea that was alright...but....its time for the first part of my Shocking announcements.....
(Skitzo goes to the ring)

(Skitzo:.."Well Tonight.....Its all About Oppertunities!!!....As you have just seen ...We have just had two big Title matches......Everybody is getting a shot at glory tonight......Because with New Years .....Comes New Oppertunities!!!!.....Sooo Right Now we are about to have an Eight man Elimination match for the National Championship!!!......Two will enter the ring then after a span of 2 minutes a new superstar will enter.....The Contestants will be :...National Champion Chris Jericho,Batista,Stone Cols,Sting,Vladmir Kozlov,Kofi Kingston and JBL and Jeff Jarrett of The MOB...........BY THE WAY....THE MOBS TWO BOSSES ,MICK FOLEY AND ERIC BISCHOFF HAVE BEEN BARRED FROM THE ARENA TONIGHT!!!......Now the order will be RANDOM.....Lets get to it!!!
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3.)~~~~~National Championship~~~~~~~~
                 
(Champ)Chris Jericho~Vs~Batista~Vs~Kofi Kingston~Vs~Sting~Vs~Stone Cold~Vs~Vladmir Kozlov~Vs~Jeff Jarrett~Vs~JBL
.....
The first two to enter the ring are......Sting and JBL..........JBL right away rushes Sting and tries for the Closeline From Hell But No!!!...Sting ducks and nails JBL With a huge Right hand......Sting then bounces off the ropes and nails JBL with a Huge Closeline.........Sting then Picks JBL up and throws him into the Turnbuckle........Sting back up and OHHH!!!!...HUGE STINGER SPLASH!!!!........Sting then grabs JBL by the hair and tries to hit the Scorpion Death Dropp!!!!.....Noo!!!!!.....Out of nowhere the next contestant Is Jeff Jarrett and Jarrett Nails Sting in the back of the legs.......Jarrett Tries to Put Sting In for the STROKE!!!!!......No!!!...Sting Elbows Jarrett in the gut.....JBL Then comes flying towards Sting and OHH!!!!.....JBL nails Sting with the Closeline from Hell!!!!.........JBL goes for the cover on Sting....1...2...No!!!....Sting kicks out.......Jarrett then tries to Lock in the Figure-4  on Sting!!!.....Sting Kicks Him off and in to JBL........Jarrett Knocks JBL over the ropes.......The next Contestant enters the ring and it is Batista!!!......Batista Then Grabs Jarrett and Throws him into the ropes...Jarrett comes back and...OHH!!!!.....Batista hits Jarrett with the Spine Buster.......He then picks Jarrett up and nails the Batista Bomb!!!.....Batista goes for the cover...1...2...3......
(JARRETT HAS BEEN ELIMINATED)...Sting goes to the outside and starts fighting with JBL.......Sting goes to throw JBL into the Steel Steps but OHHHH!!!!!!.....JBL Reverses and throws Sting face first into the steps!!!!!....Sting is Busted open!!!......JBL Waits for Sting to get up......Sting gets up and OHHH!!!!...ON the outside JBL Nails Sting with the Closeline From Hell!!!.........The next Contestant in is......Stone Cold.......Stone Cold Runs in the ring and starts fighting with Batista.......Batista takes Stone Cold and Throws him into the ropes.....Stone Cold Comes back and OHHH!!!!! A HUGE SPEAR from Batista!!!!.....Batista takes Stone Cold and hits the Batista Bomb!!!!....Batista goes for the cover....1...2...3..
(STONE COLD HAS BEEN ELIMINATED)...The next man in is.....Chris Jericho.......Jericho comes to the ramp and is hesitant to enter the ring with Batista!!........On the outside JBL Throws Sting into the Ring.....JBL then Picks Sting up and goes for a Big PowerBomb!!!!!......NO!!!!...Sting counters JBL and Nails JBL with the Scorpion Death Dropp!!!!.....Sting goes for th cover....1...2...3...(JBL HAS BEEN ELIMINATED).......Batista Leaves the ring and Chases after Jericho all the way up the ramp and to the back........Just then the next Contestant Vladmir Kozlov entered and Nailed Sting with a Huge Big Boot to the Chest!!!!......Kozlov Picked Sting up and went for the Reverse DDT!!!......NOOO!!!!....Sting elbows Kozlov in the gut!!!....Sting then bounces off the ropes and nails Kozlov with a big closeline....Kozlov looks wobbly but doesnt go down!!!......Sting backs up bounces off the ropes and Tries again!!!.....OHHHH!!!!...Kozlov nailed Sting with a HUGE HEADBUTT TO THE CHEST!!!!!.........(THE REF SAYS BATISTA HAS BEEN ELIMINATED DUE TO COUNT OUT).........Kozlov picks up Sting and throws Him into the ropes Sting comes back and Kozlov tries for a big Head Butt!!!!!!......No!!!!...Sting Kicks Kozlov in the face!!!!......Sting backs up and Does it again!!!!....Just then OMG!!!!...Kofi Kingston enters the ring and nails Kozlov with the TOUBLE IN PARADISE!!!!!.....Kozlov falls back and Sting Dropps him with the Scorpion Death Dropp!!!......Sting goes for the cover....1...2...3..
(KOZLOV HAS BEEN ELIMINATED).........Jericho enters the ring and Nails Kingston with the Code Breaker......He goes for the cover....1...2...3....(KOFI KINGSTON HAS BEEN ELIMINATED)
...Sting turns around right into a CODE BREAKER!!!!......WAIT...BATISTA COMES IN THE RING AND SPEARS JERICHO!!!!!......STING gets up and Locks in the Scorpion Death Lock!!!.....Jericho tries to get to the ropes!!!!>.......He cant ...HE TAPS OUT!!!!!!!!!
YOUR WINNER...AND NEW...NATIONAL CHAMPION...STING!!!!!

                             
(Skitzo:..."Wow....that was insane!!!!....STING HAS BECOME THE NEW NATIONAL CHAMPION!!!!!!

(JR:..."That was One hell of a match!!!!.....

(Skitzo"...Well.....I would like to welcome our NEW WORLD CHAMPION Shelton Benjamin to the ring now as i have a HUGE ANNOUNCEMENT TO MAKE!!!!
(Skitzo comes to the ring with a mic and brings shelton benjamin out)

(Skitzo:..."Shelton.....Congatulations on becoming World Champion Once again!!!!!......I told these fans that i had something to shake the foundation of SmackDown.....and thats Exactly what im about to do!!!.........(Just then Chris Jericho came in the ring from the crowd and Bashed Benjamin in the head with a chair!!!!! then Threw Skitzo out of the ring)

(Jericho:.."I am Cashing in My World Title Shot ...right now.....

4.)~~~~~~World championship~~~~~~~~~~~
                 
(Champ) Shelton Benjamin~~Vs~~ Chris Jericho
....
Jericho calls out a referee and covers Benjamin..........1....2....3
.....
YOUR WINNER AND...NEW WORLD CHAMPION...CHRIS JERICHO!!!!!!!!

(Skitzo gets up and grabs a mic........

(Skitzo:..."...Haha...Ok ......Well Chris....if you were smart you would have waited to win that World Title.....Because My Second announcement was.....that I put every Superstars name in can.......and the name i drew out would recieve a World Title shot .....TonIGHT!!!!!...

OMG!!OMG!!!OMG!!!!OMG!!!!OMG!!!oMG!!!!OMG!!!!.....Out of nowhere its KEVIN NASH!!!!!!..........

5.)~~~~~WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP~~~~~
                 
(Champ) Chris Jericho~~Vs~~ Kevin Nash
......
Nash from out of Nowhere entered the ring and Nailed Jericho With  a Big Boot!!!!........Nash then picks up Jericho and set him up for the JackKnife PowerBomb!!!!.....He Nails It...He Nails it!!!!......Nash goes for the cover.....1...2...3..!!!!!!!


                     
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN.....YOUR NEW....WORLD CHAMPION......KEVIN NASH!!!!!!!!!..........

(Show goes off the air)