(Jr:"Hello Everyone and welcome to Friday Night SmackDown!!!!

(Foley:.."Jr".....Is it True?......Is Skitzo actually gonna retire  at Wrestlemania??.....

(Jr:...."As of right now....Yes.....Vickie Guererro The "New" Chairman of TFC has driven him absolutley insane!!!...even more insane than Stone Cold has.......But who knows maybee he will change his mind..

(Foley:.."....It would be kinda wierd having a different GM....

(Jr:.."Well Mick...we kind of already do.....As last week GM Skitzo made a decision to Name the New Queen of SmackDown the New GM while he trains With UFC fighter Chuck Liddell preparing for his battle  with Stone Cold at No Way Out in a Steel Cage Knockout Match!!!!!.......Wait!!!...speaking of Skitzo and Sharona they are on their way down to the ring.......

(Skitzo and Sharona come down to the ring together)
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(Skitzo grabs a mic )

(Skitzo:..."Soooo........I guess i have some kind of decision to make .........First of all let me make something PERFECTLY CLEAR!!!....STONE COLD!!!!!.........Dont you even think for one SECOND!!!!!....that i Have forgotten about you......Oh No!!!.....I still dream at Night about One shot after another ....after another........AFTER ANOTHER....AFTER ANOTHER!!!!!!!

(Sharona:..."Babe......Calm down!!!......

(Skitzo grabs his hair and and looks possesed)

(Skitzo:.."Ok....Ok..........

(Skitzo takes a deep breath)

(Skitzo:...."Ahhhh....ok.......Im fine.....Where was I?.......Right Stone Cold!!!!!!!.........I am Still training with the Iceman!!!....But Not Only that!!!!........I am now training with .........The Most Hardcore son of a **** that i know!!!!.......Thats right.......KING.......OF.......THE........DEAD!!!!!!!!!!!

(KOTD's music hits and he makes his way down to the ring)

(Jr:.."OMG!!!!!OMG!!!!!OMG!!!!!.......WHAT?

(King Of The Dead:.."Well ....Well.....Well.........HaHaHa.......SmackDown thought they saw the last of King Of The Dead!!!......Well you were ALL soo very wrong!!!!......The Take Over has Begun!!!

(Skitzo:.."Thats right it has!!!!......Soooo.....To answer all Of you.....And specifically you Vickie!!!.......I...........WILL...........
...............................................................NOT RETIRE at WrestleMania!!!!!!!!..You see....I am a very complex person...You are all Brand new to this side of me!!!..I Can be the sweetest guy you've ever met......or i can be the most MANIACAL..UNFORGIVING.....NO REMORSE HAVING...PSHYCHOPATHIC.....SKITZOFRENIK Person you will ever MEET!!!!..Why do you think they call me Skitzo!.......Vickie......i cant controll it......i HAVE Skitzofrenia!!!!!!...I am a Monster!!!!!!.....you and stone cold have UNLEASHED ME!!!!!....I THOUGHT I WAS CURED.....I THOUGHT I WAS BETTER...BUT YOU BOTH HAVE OPENED UP HELLS GATES!!!!!!!.......SO WHY WOULD I RETIRE??.........Instead........WE have created the strongest force And aligned SmackDown and Xtreme!!!!!!!!......And WE HAVE MADE A DOMINANT FORCE!!!!........The Kool Kidz......And D-Generation-X have combined as one Unit!!!.....We are gonna drive you Vickie.....Out of here!!!!.......And if we fail to do that........THEN WE ARE JUST GONNA BURN THE WHOLE MUTHER ****ER DOWN IN THE PROCESS!!!!!!..........

(King Of The Dead:.."Bro!!...We Are on T.V.!!!!......You did it on my show and now you did it Again!!!....HaHa...Watch the language man!!!....

(Sharona:...."**** That!!!!!Say what you want....This is OUR WORLD NOW!!!!!......

(Skitzo:..."HaHa....Thats why I love you babe...........C'mon King.....We need to talk......I need one of your Superstars with specific qaulities for Stone Cold......Sharona...HaHa....Do your thing babe....
(Skitzo kisses Sharona and walks off with King Of The Dead)

(Sharona:...."Ok ........Finally!!!!!......It is my time.......First let me say How excited I am to Be your new QUEEN!!!!.....You are thinking ...."how cute"........A sweet girl is now in charge.......
.......WELL THAT IS WHERE YOU WERE WRONG!!!!.....You think Skitzo would have trusted anybody with this position?.....I dont ....Think...SO!!!!.......I am just as Rutheless as Him if not more!!!.After all......who do you think is Skitzo's Boss(The whole crowd goes...OOOOOOOO).....You think i care about the well being of these superstars?.......Well this is OUR WORLD!!!.....And i am The Queen of this World!!!!....So let me announce tonights Main Event.........It will Be Stone Cold Steve Austin~Vs~.....An Xtreme superstar with One Special Ability!!!......But you will have to wait to see who it is Till that time........Thank you......

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(Jr:.."Wow!!!...Yet again I am Shocked...That is why they Call him Skitzo.....He suffers from Skitzofrenia.......I did not know that.......Well it appears that his bad side has completely Taken over as i havent seen his good side in several weeks....

Well it is time for the first Match of The Night......As Sharona has set up a special match.......I guess Since D-X and the Kool Kidz are combining as one unit Sharona decided that "The"Brian Kendrick and Shawn Micheals need to resolve their differences so she has teamed them up to face LAX....Lets go to Sharona backstage as she will now be handling the backstage interviews as Skitzo has given Eric Bischoff to Vickie Guererro full time for OWC.......

(Sharona:.."Now boys.......Are you gonna be able to set aside your differences and Work together?......

(HBK:................................(HBK just looks at Sharona)

(TBK:..."YES........As long as Shawn admits that I am the greatest aquisition in SmackDown History!!!.....

(HBK:..."NO YOUR NOT!!!

(TBK : .."YES I AM!!!

(HBK:..."Sharona i cant team up with this guy!!

(TBK:.."YOU CANT TEAM WITH ME?.......I CANT TEAM WITH YOU!!....

(Sharona:.."BOYS!!!!!!!!!!......STOP IT!!!!!!.........YOU CAN AND YOU WILL YOU GOT IT!!!!!......Now go out there and show everybody a preview of What our Aliance has to come!!

(TBK:.."I guess your right .......I mean it must be Tough for You Shawn...I mean being in the Presense of a Legend like myself!!!.......Its Ok kid......I mean think about it.....Your HBK....and im TBK.......We are BK's man!!!!....

(HBK just looks at TBK and shakes his head )

(HBK:..."Whatever...Lets go man

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1.)~~~~~~TAG TEAM MATCH~~~~~~~~
~~~~L A X~~~~Vs~~~~~~HBK & TBK~~~~~~~
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Kendrick and Homicide start the match locking up......Homicide throws Kendrick into the ropes.....Kendrick slides under the ropes and walks around the outside of the ring........Homiced chases TBK and TBK leads him around to his corner.......OHHH!!!!!!.....HBK cut Homicide off with SWEET CHIN MUSIC!!!!!!.......TBK looks at HBK and starts clapping......TBK gets back into the ring and HBK tosses Homicide back in......TBK then goes to the top rope......Homicide gets up and OHHH!!!!!....Kendrick comes off the topp onto Homicde with a Flying Leg Dropp!!!!!!.........TBK then starts doing his little dance around the ring........OH!!!!...quickly Homicide leaps and tags in Hernandez......TBK Automaticall tagged HBK in!!.......HBK comes in the ring and starts trading punches with Hernandez....Hernandez blocks one of HBK's shots and OHHH!!!!.....Hernandez picks HBK up and slams him down with a Big slam!!!.....Hernandez then bounces off the ropes......OHH!!!!...HUGE CLOSELINE FROM HERNANDEZ!!!!......Hernandez picks HBK up and throws a huge right and connects.....Hernandez then grabs on to HBK for a Huge Belly-to-Belly SUPLEX!!!!....OHHH!!!!!....HBK throws a huge Elbow to the top of Hernandez' head!!!!......Hernandez lets go and HBK bounces off the ropes.....HBK comes back and OHH!!!!....HUGE elbow smash from HBK!!!.......HBK then goes to the topp!!!.....and Sets up for the big elbow!!.........HBK leaps off the ropes and OHHH!!!!!.....Hernandez moves and HBK crashes down to the mat!!!........Hernandez goes to tag in Homicide........WAIT!!!.....OHH!!!!.....Kendrick bounced off the ropes from the apron and Nailed Hernandez with an Enseguri kick to the back of his head!!!......HBK gets up and OHHH!!!!.....SWEET CHIN MUSIC!!!!!......HBK nails Hernandez with the Sweet Chin Music!!!.....Homicide runs in the ring and OHHH!!!!>....TBK cut him off Homicide and tokk him for "The Kendrick"!!!!!!!!......HBK covers Hernandez......1......2.....3...!!!!

YOUR WINNERS........SHAWN MICHEALS AND "THE"BRIAN KENDRICK!!!!!!.......
(HBK and TBK celebrate and shake hands after the match)

(Jr:.."WOW!!!.....I NEVER WOULD HAVE THOUGHT THAT THESE TWO WOULD GET ALONG LET ALONE BE SUCH A GREAT TEAM!!!!.....WHAT A MATCH!!!!

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(Backstage Skitzo ,King Of The dead ,and Sharona meet up with HBK and TBK)

(Skitzo,Sharona,and King Of The Dead are all clapping as they walk back from their match)

(Skitzo:..."Now thats what im talking about......You guys Have Impressed me!!!!......

(King Of The Dead:.."this is the Begining man!!!!......It only gets bigger from here....

(HBK:..."Im in......As Long as you guys have my back.....Im in.....

(TBK:.."I got you back man.......We were a Hell Of a Team out there......And I am going to say....you are definately the Second best Aquisition in SmackDown history.....

(HBK "...You had to go there again man...Whats wrong with you.....Lets go....

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(Jr:...HaHa...I may not understand what is going on around here with this new Aliance but i sure am Entertained....HBK and TBK........They are BK's man......haha........Anyways I guess we are ready for the next match....It will be for The National Championship.....why would Skitzo give Sting a rematch at it after Sting helped Stone Cold Last week?......i guess we'll find out..

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2.)~~~~NATIONAL CHAMPIONSHIP~~~~~~~~~
                     
                   
(Champ)Jack Swagger~~Vs~~Sting~~
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Sting and Swagger lock up.......Sting gets Swagger in a side head lock!!!.......Sting then Throws Swagger into the ropes and OHH!!!!....Swagger comes back and Sting nails him with a Huge Closeline!!!!!..........WHAT THE HELL??!!!!???......ITS MORRISON AND THE MIZ!!!!......MIZ AND MORRISON BOTH HAVE STEEL CHAIRS AND THEY RUN INTO THE RING AND NAILS STING CONCHAIRTO STYLE!!!!....the ref rings the bell for a DQ........Sharona comes out to the ramp with a Mic....
......This is a No DQ match...........If anybody helps Sting .....THEY WILL BE FIRED!!!!!!!.........Miz and orrison continue to beat Sting!!!.........Chair Shot after Chair Shot!!!.......They then pick him up and throw him to Swagger.....Swagger catches him and OHHH!!!!!!....GUT-WRENCH POWERBOMB!!!!!!!.....SWAGGER GOES FOR THE COVER.....1....2.....3....!!!!
YOUR WINNER AND STILL NATIONAL CHAMPION.....JACK SWAGGER!!!!!!(Swagger,Miz and Morrison leave the ring together)
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(Jr:.."Dammit!!!!......Thats HORRIBLE!!!!........Why are they doing this.......They really have Taken all controll....And Skitzo was right....Sharona is just as rutheless as Skitzo is......
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(Stone Colds music hits and he comes out to the ring)

(Stone Cold:...."Skitzo!!!!.....(WHAT)........I SAID SKITZO!!!(WHAT)..........Skitzo ......You think I am SCARED OF YOU!!!??..(WHAT)....YOU THINK I GIVE A DAMN ABOUT YOUR NEW ALIANCE.....(WHAT)........YOU THINK YOUR GONNA KNOCK ME OUT?..(WHAT).....EHH EHH!!!!........AFTER I DEFEAT WHOEVER YOU HAVE LINED UP FOR ME TONIGHT....AND AFTER I WIN THE ROYAL RUMBLE.....I GET YOU AT NO WAY OUT!!!!!.........SKITZO IS GONNA DIE!!!!!......CUZ STONE COLD SAID SO!!!!

(Skitzo runs out to the ring)

OMG!!!!oMG!!!!OMG!!!!...SKITZO AND STONE COLD ARE BRAWLING!!!!!!!...........Stone cold takes controll and starts throwing Punches at Skitzo and Skitzo cant throw one back......HERE COMES KING OF THE DEAD!!!!!..........Stone cold goes after KOTD and then Skitzo grabs a chair.......KOTD AND STONE COLD ARE THROWING RIGHTS AND LEFTS AT EACHOTHER......SKITZO SWINGS THE CHAIR AT AUSTIN.......OMG!!!!!AUSTIN DUCKS AND SKITZO HITS KOTD WITH THE CHAIR!!!!.......AUSTIN THEN HITS SKITZO WITH THE STUNNER!!!!!!!......

(Austin leaves the ring With his Middle fingers up at KOTD and Skitzo)

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(Backstage Skitzo and King Of The Dead are FURIOUS)

(King Of The Dead:.."Ok Skitzo........You wanted him...well he's on his way right now.......Stone Cold wont know what hit him"

(Skitzo.."GOOD!!........I WANT STONE COLD KNOCKED OUT COLD BEFORE NO WAY OUT!!!
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3.)~~Vladmir Kozlov~~Vs~~Kofi Kingston~~
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Kingston Looked very nervous as he approached Kozlov....Kozlov locks up with Kingston and Throws him into the ropes.......Kingston comes back and Kozlov grabs onto Kingston and Hold him in a Bear Hug!!!......Kozlov hols Kingston for a good 2 minutes Squeezing away as Kingston Screams in agony!!.....Kingston then tries throwing down elbows at Kozlov but Kozlov still wont let go......OHHHH!!!!...Kozlov throws Kingston into the turnbuckle!!!.....Kozlov then backs up and Splashes Kingston in the corner!!!!.....Kozlov then throws kingston down to the mat!!!......Kingston gets up and OHHH!!!!...Kozlov nails Kingston with a Huge big boot to the chest!!!.....Kozlov picks Kingston up and Throws him into the ropes....Kingston comes back and Kozlov goes for the MASSIVE HEAD BUTT!!!!!.....OHHH!!!!....Kingston nails Kozlov with the TROUBLE IN PARADISE!!!!!....Kingston goes for the cover....1....2....No!!!!!....Kozlov kicks out....Kingston picks Kozlov up and Bounces off the ropes.....OHH!!!!!......Kozlov nails Kingston with the MASSIVE HEAD BUTT!!!!!.........Kozlov goes for the cover....1....2.....3....!!!!
YOUR WINNER...VLADMIR KOZLOV!!!!
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(Jr:..."Well Both those men will be In the Rumble this weekend...Kozlov has definately got to be a favorite going into that match....And as for Kofi....you gave it a good effort kid......
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(we see a video package of Shelton Benjamin and JBL's statements before their match For the World Title at the Royal Rumble)

(Benjamin:..."The time has come again!!!!.......for the 3rd time...I will be crowned World Champion!!!.....JBL you cant stop the inevidable.......Im coming....and there AINT NO STOPPIN ME NOWWWW!!!!!!

(JBL:.."HaHaHa....Shelton Benjamin.....At the Royal Rumble.....The outcome will be what it is Now....And that is JBL...WORLD CHAMPION......There is no way you can Beat The Wrestling GOD for this championship!!!!!.........enjoy your wishes for now......but...you'll see......nothing will change around here....Not by Sharona...Not by Skitzo......I will remain World Champion....FOREVER!!!
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4.)~~Samoa Joe~~Vs~~Chris Jericho~~
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Jericho and The undefeated Samoa Joe lock up......Joe throws Jericho down to the mat.......Jericho gets back up and charges Joe...OHH!!!!...Joe catches Jericho and Hits him with a Huge scoop slam!!!...Joe then bouncess of the ropes and Hits Jericho with the TRIPLE S!!!!!.....SAMOAN SENTON SPLASH!!!!......Joe goes for the cover....1...2...No!!!!...Jericho kicks out.......Samoa Joe picks Jericho Up and OHH!!!!!...Jericho Low Blows Samoa Joe!!!!.......Jericho then nails Joe with the Codebreaker!!!!!....Jericho goes for the cover....1...2...No!!!...Joe kicks out......Jericho starts yelling at the referee......(COUNT FASTER!!!!!)......Jericho turns around and Joe Rolls Jericho up....1....2...No!!!!....Jericho kicks out....Joe then Bounces off the ropes and Hits Jericho with a Jumping Enseguri to the face!!!!....Joe picks Jericho up and Goes for the Muscel Buster!!!!!>.....He gets Jericho up .....Jericho counters out and OHHHH!!!!!!.....Jericho hits Joe with the Codebreaker to the back Like a BackStabber!!!......Jericho then gets up and jumps onto the second rope!!!!>....OHH!!!...Jericho nails Joe with a Huge Moonsault splash!!!!.....Jericho goes for the cover.....1....2.....No!!!!Joe kicks out......Jericho again gets in the refs face!!!screamin("DO YOUR JOB....C'MON!!!!!)..Jericho picks Joe up and puts A huge knee in his face!!!!....Jericho then throws joe into the ropes.....Joe comes back and OHHH!!!...Jericho Jumps up for the Code Breaker but Joe Caught Him and Slammed him down hard!!!!.....Joe goes for the cover....1....2...No!!!!!...Jericho kicks out......Joe then Starts to get to his feet....Jericho Trips Joe to the ground then OHH NO!!!!....Jericho has Joe by the legs for the WALLS OF JERICHO!!!!.....Jericho turns it!!!!......Joe screams in pain and crawls to the ropes with ease!!!!......Jericho hold on throught the refs count...1........2.......3.....4.....let go!!!!!!...Jericho lets go.....Jericho then waits for Joe to get up....Joe gets up.......Jericho goes for the Code Breaker!!!!!......NOO!!!!....JOE AGAIN CATCHES JERICHO AND THROWS HIM UP TO THE TOP TURNBUCKLE...............OHHHHHH!!!!!!......JOE HITS THE MUSCEL BUSTER!!!!!!!!.....JOE GOES FOR THE COVER....1....2....3....!!!!
YOUR WINNER....SAMOA JOE!!!!!!!
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(Jr :.."Again....Both these men will be in the Rumble....And Samoa Joe is also A favorite !!!!

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(Jr:..."It is time!!!........We finally get to see who will fight Stone Cold Tonight!!!!.......its TIME FOR OUR MAIN EVENT!!!!!

(We see Skitzo and KOTD  on the screen)

(Skitzo:.."Ladies and Gentleman.........


The lights in the arena go out

still in the dark all we hear is THIS MUSIC........

I HEAR VOICES IN MY HEAD THEY COME TO ME THEY UNDERSTAND THEY TALK TO ME!!!!!

(Jr:"OMG!!!!OMG!!!!Its Randy Orton from XTREME!!!!.....I THINK I KNOW WHAT SPECIAL ABILITY SKITZO WAS TALKING ABOUT!!


5.)~~~~~~~MAIN EVENT~~~~~~~~~~~~

~~Randy Orton~~Vs~~Stone Cold Steve Austin~~

...
Bruce Buffer comes to the ring as SmackDowns Main Event Announcer....
(Buffer:.."IT IS TIME!!!!..........TONIGHT WE HAVE TWO WARRIORS....ONE FROM SMACKDOWN.....ONE FROM XTREME!!.....AS THIS PERSONAL WAR FOR COMPLETE TAKEOVER HAS NOW MADE ITS WAY TO OUR MAIN EVENT!!!!....THE MAN STANDING TO MY RIGHT......HE IS A FORMER  WORLD CHAMPION....HE IS A MAN WHO HAS CROSSED THE BOSS!!!!.....A MAN WHO TRUSTS NO ONE!!!........HE IS THE RATTLESNAKE...HE IS STONE COLD STEVE ASUTIN!!!!!!(FANS POP CRAZY FOR AUSTIN).......
....THE MAN STANDING TO MY LEFT......HE IS AN XTREME WARRIOR......A MAN WHO HAS BEEN CALLED UPON BY SKITZO TO HELP HIS CAUSE!!!....THIS IS THE LEGEND KILLER....THIS IS.....RANDY ORTON!!!!!!!....(Fans have mixed reaction)
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Bell rings and Austin charges Orton.......Austin takes Orton down and starts nailing him with big right hands to the head!!!.......Austin then picks Orton up and throws him shoulder first into the Turnbuckle pole......Austin then Backs Orton up in the corner..Austin starts stomping at Ortons chest....Austin picks Orton up and throws him into the ropes.....Orton comes back and Nails Austin with a Closeline!!!.....Orton starts kicking Austin in the ribs.....Orton picks Austin up and OHHH!!!!!....BIG SHOULDER SUPLEX!!!!.....Orton then Picks Austin up and OHH!!!!.....Austin  automatically hits Orton with a Suplex!!!!.......Austin then goes picks Orton Up........WHAT THE HELL??!!......SKITZO,KING OF THE DEAD ,AND SHARONA COME OUT TO THE RING!!!.......OH NO!!!!!........KING OF THE DEAD AND SKITZO TAKE AUSTIN DOWN!!!!.......KING OF THE DEAD PICKS AUSTIN UP AND HOLDS HIM WHILE SKITZO THROWS A COUPLE PUNCHES TO HIS RIBS........TEH OHHH!!!!!....SKITZO HITS THE SKITZOFRENIK(Unprettier)On Austin!!!!.....They then Prop Austin up on his Knees!!!.......Skitzo starts yelling at Randy Orton
(Skitzo:..."DO IT!!!!!.......DO IT!!!!!DO IT NOW!!!!!!!

Orton Lines up........OMG!!!OMG!!!OMG!!!!....Orton nails Austin in the TEMPLE WITH THE HUGE PUNT TO THE HEAD!!!!!.....Austin is OUT COLD!!!!.............

(Skitzo:..."YEEEAAAHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!.......LIGHTS OUT..........NIGHT NIGHT STONE COLD!!!!!!!.........
(Skitzo takes Stone Cold by the head and talks into the camera..........YOU SEE VICKIE!!!!!!.....THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS!!!!!!!..........YOU HAVE UNLEASHED SOMETHING FAR BIGGER THAN EVER IMAGINED!!!!!..........YOU WANT TO DO WHAT YOU WANT TO DO......WELL WE ARE GOING TO DO WHAT WE WANNA DO!!!.........YOU'LL SEE AT THE RUMBLE!!!!YOU'LL SEE ON XTREME...AND YOU'LL SEE IT ON SMACKDOWN!!!!!EVERYWHERE YOU LOOK......WE ARE I CHARGE!!!!!


Show goes off the air with Skitzo,Sharona,and King Of The Dead raising their hands connected

                             
(Jr:.."Hello Everyone and Welcome to Friday Night SmackDown!!!!....Tonight.....as you have ALL heard......SmackDown GM Skitzo will welcome his Girlfriend Into the Kool Kidz and proclaim her....THE QUEEN OF SMACKDOWN!!!

(Foley:..."Yes That is True....I cant wait for that ....I wonder who it could be.....I have heard that Nobody even has the slightest clue....People have been asking Skitzo all week with their guesses and Nobody has been right.....

(Jr:.."Well.....It Looks Like we might find out RIGHT NOW ...follks our GM Skitzo is on his way down to the ring.....He is not with The Kool Kidz....Thats a little strange.......!!

(Skitzo makes his way down to the ring and has a mic in his hand)

(Skitzo:..".....You ALL........ have been waiting very patiently!!......And you ALL .....Are probably ready for me to announce who My QUEEN is...........Well Guess What!!..............
.............YOU WILL JUST HAVE TO WAIT!!!!!!!!...(Fans BOOO!)
.....HaHaHa..........You see there...Is...a reason....that I made the decision to bring My lady Here!!.........Because along with her Debut........I have a MAJOR announcement that is GOING TO SHOCK TFC'S FOUNDATION!!!!!....HAHAHAHA..............enjoy the show.....HaHaHa........

(Skitzo Leaves the ring Looking out into the crowd in a maniacal way)

(Jr:..."What has happened to our GM!!??!!.....I gotta tell ya.....He is honestly starting to scare me!!!......You can just see it in his eyes in recent weeks .....He looks possesed almost!!......

(Foley:.."Yes indeed Jr.....This is not the Skitzo that i know.....Not by a longshot!!....

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(Backstage,we see "The Chosen One""The"Brian Kendrick talking to SmackDowns new BackStage Interviewer ....Eric Bischoff.....

("The"Brian Kendrick:..."....HaHaHa..."The" Eric Bischoff"....kickin it backstage gripping the mic........You see what happens when you mess with Skitzo.....You end up On The shelf.....Or a BackStage announcer....hahaha.....

(Eric Bischoff:.."HaHa...Very Funny.......Just let me do my job YOU LITTLE SH....

("The"Brian Kendrick:.."Ah Ah Ah!!!....Dont say it......I am Skitzo's Chosen One dude!!!!.....I have the Power to FIRE you myself.......I'd keep my mouth zipped if i was you...........Now....Go ahead and do your job

(Eric Bischoff:.."....Ok.......Brian.....Why didnt The Kool Kidz  accompany Skitzo to the ring tonight?....

("The"Brian Kendrick:..".....Well its Simple if you watched The Dirt Sheet this week........You see it was the greatest Episode EVER!!!.......I had complete controll .......It was called Kickin it With Kendrick and The Kool Kidz!!........It was kinda like it was my show.......And One of my guests The Miz.......Got a little sensitive.....and stormed off like a little baby....oh and i guess i offended Jack Swagger when i simply told him he needed To get his lisp fixed......Soooo our leader Skitzo told us that we needed to just chill out tonight and do our own thing.....

(Eric Bischoff:.."I did notice that.....It seemed as if you were really attacking Miz and Swagger......Then you stole Morrisons line at the end......Morrison wasnt too happy about that was he?...

("The"Brian Kendrick:.."Umm..No he wasnt...But Hey dawg.....Like i said......Its all In good fun!!......

(Eric Bischoff:."Hmmm.....Ok...and for my last question....... 
.....Why did you Start the show by verbally attacking Shawn Micheals?....And what do you think of him Debuting tonight?

(The Bian Kendrick:..."......PSHHH!!!....Micheals is a JOKE!!!....People are actually gonna say that HBK is the Greatest aquisition in SmackDown history??.......Give me a Break!!!......I am Called The Chosen One for a reason.....And that reason is.......I Have been CHOSEN to Lead SmackDown into a New ERA!!!!!......And that ERA will see Us YOUNG Guys.......DEMOLISH the OLD Veterans!!!!......HBK......You are gonna be gone before you know it.......

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(Jr:.."Well Folks there you have it....The Kool Kidz will be doing there own thing tonight....And those are some harsh words for HBK..........Speaking of HBK ....I cannot wait for His Debut on SmackDown later tonight in The Main Event against The Animal Batista who has been traded to Xtreme....Tonight is his last match on SmackDown.......But Its time to get to the First match......Its gonna be the 5-man Over The Topp Rope Battle Royal For the 9th Spot in SmackDowns List of Superstars Competing for the Rumble!!!!
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             ~~~Royal Rumble Qualifier~~~~
1.)~~~~~5-man Over the Topp Rope Battle Royal~~~~~

~Goldberg~Vs~Umaga~Vs~The Miz~Vs~Homicide~Vs~Mike Knox(Debut)~
...
All five Men came to the ring ........Bell rings and everybody goes crazy.......Goldberg and Umaga go after eachother.....Miz goes after Homicide.......Mike Knox Is left with nobody......Knox See's Homicide and Miz near the ropes and OHHH!!!!...OMG!!!!!......Mike Knox just closelined both men over the topp and to the floor!!!.(THE MIZ AND HOMICIDE HAVE BEEN ELIMINATED)...That was QUICK!!!.....Wait No!!!!.....Knox Runs over to Goldberg and Umaga and try to throw them both out!!!/......Oh!!!!......Both Goldberg and Umaga Give Knox an Elbow to the head!!!......Knox Stumbles back and OHHH!!!!!......Goldberg bounced off the ropes and delivered a SPEAR To Knox!!!!.......Goldberg gets up and Ohhh!!!!...Umaga Takes Goldberg by the head and gives him a Massive HeadButt!!!....Goldberg goes down to the mat....Umaga then Picks Goldberg up and throws him towards the ropes to eliminate him.......Goldberg hangs on to the ropes and Throws a backwards elbow at Umaga....Umaga blocks and OHHH!!!!..... Umaga grabs Goldberg from behind and SLAMS HIM  DOWN WITH A TORNADO SLAM!!!........Ohhh!!! From behind its Mike Knox!!!!Knoz grabs Umaga and Tosses him halfway over the ropes!!!....Knox is Trying to push Umaga off the ropes ......He gets him to fall off and to the Outside!! Apron!!!....Knox and Umaga then start Trading Punches.......OMG!!!!!...From Behind Goldberg went to SPEAR Knox ...Knox moves and Goldberg Knocks Umaga off the apron and to the Floor!!!(UMAGA HAS BEEN ELIMINATED)
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Knox then grabs on to Goldberg and Pushes him over the ropes !!!!.....Goldberg lands on The Outside apron!!!......Knox and Goldberg are trading punches.......Knox throws a Huge Right!!!...Goldberg Ducks and Tries to suplex Knox over the ropes!!!!.......He gets Knox halfway up and OHH!!!....Knox reverses and Suplexes Goldberg back into the ring!!!!!......Knox then picks Goldberg up and goes for the KNOX OUT!!.......Goldberg reverses and Bounces off the ropes!!...Goldberg comes abck and OHH!!!....Knox nails Goldberg with a HUGE SCOOP SLAM!!!.....Knox then picks Goldberg Up and again goes for the KNOX OUT!!...He nails it!!!....Knox takes Goldberg and Throws him over the ropes to the apron!!!.......Knox bounces off the ropes and Goes rushing into Goldberg to knock Him Off!!!...He Connects!!!!....OMG!!!..Goldberg held on!!!.......Knox again backs up and bounces off the ropes!!!......He again rushes Goldberg and OHH!!!.....Goldberg Lowers the ropes and Knox goes over the ropes and to the apron beside Goldberg...Both men trying to Kick eachother off!!!.........They both Throw a BIG ELBOW AND BOTH CONNECT!!!.......OMG!!!...THEY BOTH FALL OFF AT THE SAME TIME!!!!...THEY BOTH HIT AT THE SAME TIME!!!...WHO IS THE WINNER??...WHO IS GOING TO THE RUMBLE?.........
(We see a slow motion video Of the fall)............After review...

(Jr:................."OMG!!!!...THE REFEREE IS RAISING MIKE KNOX'S HAND!!!!....HIS FEET TOUCHED A MOMENT AFTER GOLDBERGS.....KNOX IS IN THE RUMBLE!!!...MAN WHAT A DEBUT!!"...
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(We see Shawn Micheals Waking backstage(Fans Go crazy)....)
(All of a sudden GM Skitzo stops Micheals in his tracks)

(Skitzo:...".....First of all Shawn ......Welcome To Friday Night SmackDown!!
(Micheals Looks at Skitzo a little suspicious)
(Skitzo:.."Now....Shawn.....Let me tell you something......Tonight as im sure you know......You will be in The Main Event.....Against Batista......I cannot send Batista off with a Win when he is Officially a Xtreme Superstar......I NEED you to get the win tonight........and I'll Tell you what.......If You win....Then you will recieve The 10th spot On the List Of SmackDowns Superstars competing in the Rumble.....But If You Lose.......HaHaHa.......You dont wanna lose....let me just tell you that!!!.....

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(Jr:....Was that a threat to HBK??.......

(Foley:.."Sounds like it Jr........Well....as we are about to see.....You dont wanna mess with Skitzo......Stone Cold is Now about to learn that lesson.........Last week Stone Cold gave Skitzo and The Kool Kidz a Beer BathThis week .....Skitzo has placed him in a handicapp match....and i am now recieving word.....OMG!...Its gonna be a NO DQ match now.....thats not good....Or maybee that will give Austin a better chance....Lets find out...

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2.)~~~~~~~~~~Handicap Match~~~~~~~~~~~~~
                        ~~~~NO DQ~~~~

Stone Cold Steve Austin~Vs~John Morrison & Jack Swagger
.....
Bell rings and Swagger and Morrison both attack Austin.....They get him down and they both start Kickin at Him......Morrison Goes to the Outisde and Swagger continues the beating.......OHH NO!!!...Morrison has a chair!!!....Morrison comes in and Swagger hold Austin Up.......Morrison SWINGS!!!...OHHH!!!...Austin Ducks and Morrison Nails Swagger!!!!....Swagger goes down and Austin tackles Morrison!!!!...Austin takes Morrison down and starts Hailing down Right hands!!!.....Austin gets up and Grabs the chair!!!.....Swagger is getting up....OHHHH!!!!....Right as Swagger gets up Austin bashes Him with the chair ....Swagger again goes down.....Austin then turns to Morrison and OHH!!!...Morrison Kicks Austin in the gut and Grabs the chair....OHH!!!!...Morrison takes the chair upside Austin's head!!!....Austin falls into the ropes.....Morrison drops the chair and charges Austin....Morrison hits Austin with a Flying Elbow!!.....Swagger gets up holding his head and angrily charges Austin.....Swagger grabs Austin and puts him in a headlock while he's down.....Swagger then starts nailing Austin with Elbows to the side of the head!!......Morrison then starts Kicking Austins Ribs ...both men brutally beating down Austin.........Swagger picks Austin up and OHH!!!...A Belly-To-Belly suplex half way across the ring!!!!!....Morrison Picks Austin up and OHH!!!.....Morrison Hits Austin with the MoonLight Drive!!!!!...Morrison goes for the Pin and Swagger breaks it up By stomping Austin's Face!!....(Jr:.."This is too much...somebody stop this....)Morrison Picks Austin up and Throws Him right into Swagger....OHH!!!!...ANOTHER BELLY-TO-BELLY SUPLEX FROM SWAGGER!!!!........Swagger Picks Austin Up and Throws Him into Morrison who is holding a chair now!!......Morrison Swings!!!.....OMG!!!!!....STUNNER!!!!...Austin Ducks and Stunners Morrison!!!!!.....Austin gets up and OHHh!!!!!...Swagger Closelines Austin down!!!!........OMG!!!!!!OMG!!!!WHAT THE???!!!!........ITS STING!!!!!....STING CRACKS A BAT UPSIDE SWAGGER'S HEAD!!!!!!.......Sting exits the ring .......Austin gets up.....Austin is Looking at Sting walking up the ramp and is confused......Swagger gets Up .......Swagger and Austin Bump into eachother back to back...........THEY TURN AROUND AND...................................
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STUNNER!!!!!!!!!!!!....AUSTIN HITS THE STUNNER ON SWAGGER......AUSTIN GOES FOR THE COUNT....1....2....3....!!!!
YOUR WINNER!!!!......STONE COLD STEVE AUSTIN!!!!!!!

(We see a video of GM skitzo shaking his head while watching the match)
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.....(Jr:.."STONE COLD WON THE MATCH!!!.......he defied the odds and won....

...(Foley:.."Yea Thanks to Sting .....I am shocked....After the Classic Rivalry Sting and Stone Cold had....Sting helped him win the match......

..(Jr:.."Well Mick...Swagger and Skitzo did screw Sting out of his National Championship last week.....I think Sting is sick of The Kool Kidz as much as the Rest Of The world.....And i think Austin and Sting have Respect for eachother after that rivalry....we will have to wait and see where this goes...

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3.)~~~~~~~Television Championship~~~~~~~~~~~~
                        
(Jr:..."It appears thats Cody Rhodes will not be Competing tonight due to a sickness........Im getting word the T.V. title will still be on the line tonight.........WE HAVE JUST SIGNED A NEW STAR!!!!!!......WOW!!!!!.......EVAN BOURNE!!!!!!!!..........

~~(Champ)"The Brian Kendrick~Vs~Evan Bourne~~~
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Bourne comes out to a HUHE POPS from the crowd.....Kendrick looks Confused .......Bourne Charges Kendrick and Hits him with a big Dropkick!!!......Bourne then bounces off the ropes and OHH!!!....Bourne bounces off the second rope and Connects an Enseguri Kick to Kendrick's head.....Bourne then gets the crowd riled up.......Bourne bounces off the ropes.....Kendrick gets Up and OHHH!!!Bourne jumps onto Kendricks shoulders and hits him with a HurricanRannna Into a cover!!!.....1.....2.....OHH!!!Kendrick Barely kicks out!!....Kendrick looks dazed !!!....Bournse goes to the topp rope!!!.....OHHH!!!!Bourne went for a cross body splash on Kendrick but Kendrick Hit Bourne with a code-breaker like move to the ribs on his way down!!!!......Kendrick picks Bourne up and throws him into the turnbuckle......Kendrick backs up then...OHHH!!!!....Kendrick hits Bourne with a droppkick in the corner!!!>.....Kendrick jumps over the topp rope and lands on the apron....kendrick Hopps onto the topp rope and OHHH!!!!....Kendrick went for a Huge off the tope rope Enseguri Kick to Bournes head, but Bourne countered with a droppkick and both men connect!!!  ...Both men lay lifeless......ref starts counting...1....2.....3.....4..Both men get to their feet.......Bourne throws a right hand...Kendrick catches it and Kicks Bourne in the gut!!!.....Kendrick Bounces off the ropes and OHHH!!!....Kendrick nails Bourne with a Big Knee to the head.....Kendrick Picks Bourne Up and Goes FOR "THE KENDRICK"!!!!!!.......Bourne counters and hits Kendick with a Flashback!!!.......Bourne then climbs the turnbuckle...(Fans go crazy they know the shooting star press is coming)......Bourne gets to the topp!!!.......OHHHH!!!! HE GOES UP SOO HIGH!!!...THEN COMES DOWN INTO THE KNEES OF KENDRICK!!!.....Kendrick picks Bourne up and Ohhh!!!! ...Kendrick hits Bourne with "THE KENDRICK"!!!!!.Kendrick goes for the cover....1...2....3..!!!
YOUR WINNER AND STILL TELEVISION CHAMPION!!!...."THE"! BRIAN KENDRICK!!!!!!!
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(Jr:..."That was one hell of an Effort Kid....Evan Bourne will fit right in here On SmackDown.....But Folks...It is now time for A Big Tag Team Match......It will Be the Number One Contender for the World Title Shelton Benjamin....and Samoa Joe..facing off with The World Champion....JBL...AND Chris Jericho!!....

(We go to a video of each man saying what they had to say)

(First was Shelton Benjamin)
(Benjamin:.."It is my time again!!!!!.......At the Royal Rumble i will be a 3 time WORLD CHAMPION!!!AGHHHH!!!!

(second was Jericho):...
(Jericho:...."What do i think about this match?.....I think its Ridiculous!!!!!I am sick of being put in these second rate matches....I deserve to be the World Champion!!!

(Third was Samoa Joe)
(Samoa Joe:...:"..............Ohhhh yea...........Its a GRRREAT NIGHT When i get to beat up two of SmackDowns biggest Cry Babies!!!.......JBL!!!!.....You know that Im next in Line for that Title dont you!!!.....I beat you 1...2....3...in that ring on my first night here on SmackDown!!........TONIGHT ...JOE IS GONNA KILL YOU!!!!!

(Fourth Was World Champion JBL)
(JBL:..".....Look!!!.....No matter what ANY of you think....I will remain WORLD CHAMPION after the Royal Rumble....Shelton Benjamin....You think your a threat to me?......I AM A WRESTLING GOD!!!!!!......THE WORLD CHAMPION!!!!....You and Samoa Joe can cry all you want....but that fact remains......you will NEVER BE.....J......B......L.......


4.)      ~~~~~~~TAG TEAM MATCH~~~~~~~
~(World Champ) JBL&Chris Jericho~~Vs~Shelton Benjamin & Samoa Joe~
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Joe and Jericho start off the match.....Jericho rakes the eyes of Joe....Jericho kicks Joe in the kneecap...Joe goes down to one knee and OHH!!!...Jericho droppkicks Joe in the face....Jericho Tags in JBL.....JBL gets in and OHHH!!!!....JBL kicks Joe in the ribs!!!....JBL then Picks Joe up and Throws him into the ropes...Joe comes back and OHH!!...JBL hits Joe with a big Boot!!!...JBL then Puts Joe In a headlock!!!.........Joe starts to get backed by the crowd.......Joe musceles out of it and Gives JBL several Elbows to the gut...JBL lets go and Joe bounces off he ropes!!!...Joe comes back and OHH!!!!...Joe hits JBL with a huge Running dropkick!!....Joe then goes and tags Shelton Benjamin...Benjamin rushes in the ring and the ARENA EXPLODES!!!!......Benjamin hits JBL with several right hands then OHH!!!!....Benjamin nails JBL with a Belly-to-Belly suplex!!!........Benjamin Then goes to Jericho and Puches him off the apron!!!...Benjamin turns around and OHH!!!JBL picks benjamin up and delivers a SIDEWALK SLAM!!!.....JBL then Tags In Jerricho.....Jericho comes in then Bounces off the second rope!!!...OHH!!!..Jericho nails Benjamin with a Moonsault splash!!!.....Jericho then locks on the Walls of Jericho............Benjamin screams in pain!!!....Benjamin muscles through it and makes it to the ropes.......Jericho lets go and then picks Benjamin up...Jericho throws Benjamin into the ropes....Benjamin goes into the ropes and holds on...Benjamin jumps to his corner and tags In samoa Joe!!!.......Joe comes in like a crazy man.....Samoa Joe nails Jericho with a Scoop slam......Picks Jericho up then throws him into the corner.....Joe charges him and OHH!!!...Jericho moved and Joe went crashing into the turnbuckle!!.....Jericho backs up then charged towards Joe in the corner.....OHH!!!Jericho tries to splash joe in the corner...Joe catches him and Slams him down with One arm!!!.......Joe picks Jericho up and Puts Him in on the turnbuckle.....JOE HAS GOT JERICHO UP FOR THE MUSCEL BUSTER!!!!.......OHH!!! Jericho counters out and OHHH!!! CODEBREAKER!!!!.......Jericho gets up and goes for the cover....1.....2......No!!!! Joe Kicks out!!!!......Jericho then Picks Joe up and Agin tries for the CODEBREAKER!!!!....NO!!....OHHH!!!!!....Joe catches Jericho and Lifts him up into the Muscel Buster!!!!!!!..He hits it!!!!.....Joe goes for the cover....1.....JBL COMES INTO THE RING AND TRIES TO BREAK UP THE COUNT BUT OHH!!! BENJAMIN HITS JBL WITH THE GOLDRUSH!!!!!.....THE REF CONTINUES...2.....3...!!!!!
YOUR WINNERS....SHELTON BENJAMIN AND SAMOA JOE!!!!
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(Jr:.."WOW!!!...WHAT A MATCH!!....YET ANOTHER BIG VICOTRY FOR SAMOA JOE....AND THAT IS BIG FOR BENJAMIN HEADING INTO THE RUMBLE...

(Foley:.."...Thats right JR....But it is time for HBK's DEBUT!!!....AS WE SAY GOODBYE TO THE ANIMAL WE SAY HELLO TO A LEGEND!!!......

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(Video of everything Batista has done here on SmackDown including his World Title Reigns)
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5.)~~~~~~~~~MAIN EVENT~~~~~~~~~~~~~

~~~~~~~HBK''s Royal Rumble Qualifier~~~~~~

~(Debut)Shawn Micheals~Vs~Batista(Last Match)
....
Bruce Buffer comes to the ring as SmackDowns Main Event announcer....
(Bruce Buffer:.."Tonight....SmackDown says GOODBYE TO AN ANIMAL!!!!.....AND HELLO TO A LEGEND!!!.....The man standing on my left.....Is a former TWO TIME WORLD CHAMPION ON SMACKDOWN!!!!.......HE IS......A BEAST ...HE IS....A MAN WHO WILL WRESTLE HIS LAST MATCH ON SMACKDOWN!!!..HE IS AN ANIMAL HE IS.......BATITSSSTTTAAA!!!!!!!!!!(Fans Pop like crazy).......The man standing on my right.......HE IS A LEGEND ...HE IS FIGHTING FOR HIS SPOT IN THE ROYAL RUMBLE!!....HE IS THE HEART...BREAK...KID.........HE IS.....SHAAAWWWNNN ...MICHEALLLSSSS!!!!!!!!(Fans again Pop like crazy)......Ladies and Gentleman........ARE YOU READDYYY!!!!??!!!>.......Then for the thousands in attendance .....and the millions....watching around the world.....LLLLEEETTTS GET READY TO RUMMMMBBBLLLLEEE!!!!!
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The bell rings and Batista and Shawn Micheals just stare eachother down.........they stand there for several minutes just letting the fans chant......HBK!!!.....BATISTA!!....HBK!!!!...BATISTA!!!...HBK!!!!...
....You can feel the goosebumps as the two men Lock up.......Batista throws HBK into the ropes and HBK comes back and they get into another lock up!!.......They both let go and back up ........HBK AND BASTISTA THEN SMILED AND SHOOK EACHOTHERS HANDS.........here we go.....they lock up again.....Batista puts HBK in a side headlock!!!......Micheals then Pushes Batista off and Batista goes into the ropes...Batista comes back and just Shoulder blocks HBK down to the mat!!!.....Batista picks HBK up and throws him into the turnbuckle...Micheals hits and bounces off....OHH!!!!Batista hits HBK with a HUGE closeline!!!.....Batista then picks HBK up and OHHH!!!...Batista hits Shawn with a Pump Handle Slam!!!......Batista goes for the cover....1...2...No!!!HBK kicks Out.....Batista then picks up HBK and throws him into the ropes.....Shawn comes back and OHH!!!...HBK jumps up and nails Batista with a HUGE elbow smash!!!!......HBK then Bounces off the ropes and OHH!!!....HBK nails Batista with a swinging DDT!!!...HBK goes for the cover....1....2...No!!..Batista kicks Out.....HBK and Batista both get up and Shawn tries to SUPER KICK Batista but Batista Catches his foot and Swings HBK around......OHH!!!Batista catches HBK and nails him with the Spine Buster.!!!!!......Batista lines up for the spear!!!!......HBK gets up and OHHH!!!BATISTA GOES FOR THE SPEAR BUT ITS A SUPERKICK!!!!!!!!......HBK goes for the cover....1....2....No!!!! Batista Kicks out OMG!!!.....HBK then goes to the topp for His Big Elbow from the topp!!.......HBK is up......he jumps.......OHHH!!!!HBK dives and misses!!!....Batista the Lines Up.....HBK gets up.....OHH!!!!HUGE SPEAR!!!....Batista goes for the cover....1...2...No!!!!WOW!!HBK gets his foot up on the ropes!!!!.........Batista then Picks Up HBK and sets him up for the Batista Bomb!!...He gets him up....Ohh!!! HBK breaks off his shoulders and tries for the SuperKick!!!!...Batista ducks!!......Batista Picks HBK UP AND AGAIN HAS HIM UP FOR THE BATISTA BOMB........BATISTA GOES TO SLAM HIM DOWN BUT OMG!!!!! HBK BACKFLIPS OFF BATISTA SHOULDERS AND OHHH!!!!!....SWEET CHIN MUSIC!!!!!!!!!!!....HBK LANDS ON TOP OF BATISTA FOR THE COVER.....1....2....3...!!!!!.......
YOUR WINNER AND SMACKDOWNS LAST PARTICIPANT IN THE ROYAL RUMBLE!!........SHAWN MICHEALS!!!!!!!!!

(HBK CELEBRATES WITH THE FANS, SHAKES BATISTAS HAND AND LEAVES THE RING)

.......

Batista is in the ring pounding his chest to all the SmackDown fans who are chanting....

THANK YOU DAVE!!!!!THANK YOU DAVE!!!!!...THANK YOU DAVE!!!!!.THANK YOU DAVE!!!!!!

)Batista then leaves the ring looking proud of what hes done here on this show)

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(Jr:.."Micheals is IN THE RUMBLE!!!!!....he defeated Batista on his first night here to go to the Rumble.....We just wanna say thank you To Dave Batista for all he's done here on this show and we all wish him the best of luck Over On XTREME!!...

.....This is it Folks the moment we have been waiting for......
.......OUR GM Skitzo is on his way down to the ring......what is the Announcement ......Who is the QUEEN ....and why is she here??..........
......here we goooo!!!!

(Skitzo's music hits and he comes down to the ring)

(Skitzo:..."..................................................................................
..........................................(Skitzo just stands in the middle of the ring not saying a word just staring out into the crowd)..............................................................
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...........................Hello!........YES........IT IS THAT TIME!!!.........you see.........I have been in a very Personal War with one Man.....I despise this Man!!!!.......I HATE THIS MAN WITH EVERY FIBER IN MY BODY!!!!!...........I WANT TO HURT THIS MAN!!!!.......I AM GOING......TO ....HURT ....HIM!!!!.......AT NO WAY OUT..........I.....AM...GOING ONE-ON-ONE.....WITH..........STONE....COLD.....STEVE....AUSTIN!!!!........IN A HARDCORE MATCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!..................I am now stepping down as GM of SmackDown untill NO WAY OUT!!!.......i need to be at the topp of my game.....i will be training from now till then ..........I needed someone who Was AS MANIACAL AS ME.....SOMEONE WHO WAS GOING TO CONTROLL MY SHOW LIKE I DO!!!.....SOMEONE WHO WOULDNT TAKE ANY OF THESE SUPERSTARS FITS !!!!!..............then it came to me...........
.......who better than my own Girlfriend!!!!!!!!...............HaHaHa...........Everyone..........

......................MEET YOUR NEW BOSS!!!!!!!!!!!!

(JR:..."OMG!!!.....ITS SHARONA!!!!!!!!!............XTREME'S GM KING OF THE DEAD'S SISTER!!!!....................


(Skitzo kisses Sharona in the middle of the ring and They both smile looking out into the crowd of Stunned Fans)

....Show goes off the air......

                        
(Jr:....Hello Folks and WELCOME to Friday Night SmackDown!!!!!...wait...wh....OMG!!!....Shelton Benjamin and JBL are Brawling on the stage!!!!!.........

(Benjamin and World Champion JBL fight all the way down to the ring skirts!)........

(GM Skitzo comes out to the topp of the ramp)

(Skitzo:"HEY!!!!.......HEY!!!!!........STOOOPPPPP!!!!ITT!!!!!......

(Benjamin and JBL keep fighting over Skitzo's demands to stop)

(Skitzo:.."Alright FINE!!!!......go ahead and keep on fighting.......Lets make it A LAST MAN STANDING MATCH.....RIGHT NOW....RING THE BELL!!!!!!


1.)     ~~~LAST MAN STANDING MATCH~~~~~~
             ~~~~~~Non-Title~~~~~~~~~
~(World Champ) JBL ~~Vs~~ Shelton Benjamin~
.......
....The bell rings but they are already fighting,both men throwing wild rights and lefts!!.......JBL Throws a big right and connects on Benjamins Jaw ...Benjamin falls back and looks wobbly......JBL Bounces off the ropes and goes for a HUGE CLOSELINE FROM HELL!!!!......OHHH!!!Benjamin ducks and lifts JBL up and over the topp rope!!!>....JBL goes all the way to the outside floor!!......Benjamin then grabs onto the topp rope and OHH!!!!.....Benjamin slingshots himself over the topp rope and cross body splashes on JBL!!.....Benjamin picks JBL up and OHH!!!...Benjamin slings JBL right into the Steel Steps!!......Benjamin then Kneeled over JBL and started hailing down right hands to the head!!.....Benjamin then backed up......Benjamin charges JBL full speed and OHHH!!!...Benjamin Puts his knee right into JBL's head!!.......Benjamin goes Over by the announcers table and Grabs a steel chair,........Benjamin comes towards JBL and goes to hit him with it!!!....OHHH!!!....JBL kicks Benjamin in the gut then Closelines Benjamin down to the floor!!......JBL picks Benjamin up and dropps him down right onto the Gaurd Rail!!!......Benjamin lands right on his ribs!!.....Benjamin clutches at his ribs....JBL then steps back and OHH!!!!....JBL kicks Benjamin right in the ribs.....JBL backs off and the ref starts counting....1.....2.....3.......4....Benjamin gets to his knees.......5.....6.......Benjamin gets up and OHHH!!!!....JBL rushes Benjamin and Benjamin Throws JBL right into the Gaurd rail.,.......Benjamin picks JBL up and Tosses him into the ring.......Benjamin gets up on the ring Apron and trys to get in the ring But JBL nails Benjamin with one right hand!!....Benjamin almost lets go of the ropes and falls back down to the floor but hangs on.......JBL goes across the ring and bounced off the ropes....At full speed JBL tried to knock Benjamin off the Apron But OHHH!!!!OMG!!!!!!!....BENJAMIN CATCHES JBL AND BELLY-TO-BELLY SUPLEXES HIM OVER THE ROPES AND THOUGH THE ANNOUNCERS TABLE!!!!!!.......JBL Crashes through the table and lays lifeless!!!......The ref counts.....1......2.......3.......4.......5.......6.......7.....JBL Gets to one knee!!...8.....9.......JBL BARELY RISES UP TO HIS FEET!!!.....Benjamin goes to the outside and OHHH!!!! Benjamin goes for a Super Kick!!!...but JBL gives Benjamin a LOW BLOW!!!!......Benjamin goes down to One Knee!!...JBL backs up and grabs a chair!!!.....OHHHH!!!!....JBL cracks it right over Benjamin's head.......Benjamin Falls face first down to the floor.........the ref starts to count....1.....2.....3.....4.....5.....6.....OMG!!!!!! JBL TAKES THE CHAIR AND AGAIN SMASHES IT RIGHT ON BENJAMIN'S HEAD!!!........the ref continues the count........7....8.....9....10!!

YOUR WINNER........The World Champion ....JBL!!!!.......
(JBL leaves the ring and slowly walks to the back.......then medics come down and aid Benjamin to the back....)

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(JR:"OMG!!!. I am disgusted by JBL .....but he did do what he needed to win the match!!......Well folks it looks as if the "Kool Kidz" Limo has arrived and Our GM Skitzo is about to accompany them to the ring......Ya know im shocked at Our GM's actions as of last week......He revealed his "Chosen One" to be "The" Brian Kendrick......he also helped Miz and John Morrison Defeat LAX to retain their Tag Team Titles.......Then when it was time for the Brian Kendrick to face Stone Cold.....Skitzo sent Miz and Morrison out to the ring to attack Stone Cold then sent in Kendrick to pick up the win!!....Well later on that night We were supposed to see the return of Finlay but Someone attacked Finlay backstage before the Match.....Skitzo came out to reveal The Brian Kendrick would be his replacement.......Kendrick went on to win the match and The Television Championship.....All fingers now point to Skitzo and The Kool Kidz being responsible for Finlays attack!!....
....Well here they come

(Skitzo,The Brian Kendrick,Miz,and John Morrison start walking backstage towards the ring.........They walk passed most of the SmackDown Roster and almost every one of them shaking their heads at Skitzo)

(Skitzo and The "Kool Kidz" music hits and they make their way down to the ring........Skitzo grabs a mic)

(Skitzo:..."OK STONE COLD....IM READY!!!.......GET OUT HERE....RIGHT NOW!!!!!.....

(We see on the Titan Tron...Stone Cold Walking in the back Towards the ring.........Fans start going crazy!!!.....OMG!!! THEN WE SEE JACK SWAGGER RUN UP BEHIND STONE COLD AND TAKES HIM OUT FROM BEHIND!!....Swagger threw Stone Cold into a Locker!!!....He then Lifts Stone Cold Up and Throws him into a dumpster!!!!!......

(Skitzo..."HaHaHa.....I guess Stone Cold wont be making it to the ring tonight..........HaHaHa......Oh and ......Lets all welcome in the newest Member to the "Kool Kidz" ....Jack Swagger!!!....

(Skitzo,Kendrick,Miz,Morrison all leave to the back)
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(Jr:....I cant believe it......Look at this......I know Skitzo has personal Problems with Stone Cold but he Has now gone completely INSANE !!!!.....I guess we better get to the next match of the night....Wait...who is this...??

(Foley:..."Hey....thats...Paul London!!!!!.......

(Paul London runs out to the ring.....and gets a mic)

(Paul London:.."........BRIAN!!!!!....BRIAN!!!!!!!......MR.CHOSEN ONE IM TALKING TO YOU!!!.....You make me sick to death man!!!!......You are not the man i Once knew!!!!........Get out here so i can whoop your ASS!!!!!!.......

(We see Skitzo and Kendrick talking it over on the Titan Tron and Then we see Kendrick head to the ring)

(Kendrick comes to the topp of the ramp)

(The Brian Kendrick:.."......Who are you....You Look Familiar!!.....Ohh!!!....I remember.....didnt you clean my Pool one time?...........Yea thats it...your my Pool Boy!!!.......OK Pool Boy....You want a match.....Lets do it.....

2.)~~~Paul London~~Vs~~"THE" Brian Kendrick~~~
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Kendrick does his dance down to the ring...then both men lock up.......London pushes Kendrick into the ropes!!.....Kendrick comes back and Goes for a HUGE ENSEGURI TO THE HEAD !!!!....oHH!!!...London ducks and Kendrick goes down to the mat......London shoots off the ropes and OHH!!! HUGE DROPKICK to the side of Kendrick's head!!!....London then Picks Kendrick up and throws him into the ropes...Kendrick comes back and OHH!!!...London nails Kendrick with A Huge DroppKick Into a backflipp!!!.....London then Goes to the topp rope!!....He waits for Kendrick to get up and Then ...Ohhh!!!!...London goes for a cross body splash but misses and He goes down to the mat!!...Kendrick then picks up London and OHH!!! A big kick to Londons chest.....Kendrick Picks up London and WOW!!!...Kendrick nails London with a Sidewalk slam type move!!!......Kendrick goes for the cover....1...2...No!!...London kicked out.....Kendrick then throws London into the Turnbuckle!!....Kendrick backs up and charges London!!!.....Kendrick goes up for a big splash But London catches him!!!.....Kendrick locks on to Londons Head and OHHH!!!!!....From the topp rope Kendrick hit London with a BullDog!!!!!.....Kendrick Picks London Up and goes for "The Kendrick"!!!.....Nooo!!!...London Throws Kendrick Chest first into the turnbuckle!!!!......OHH!!!...Kendrick then nails Kendrick with a reverse neck breaker!!!!.......London goes to the topp!!!!.......LONDON GOES FOR THE SHOOTING STAR PRESS!!!!!......NOOOO!!!!...KENDRICK LIFTS HIS KNEES UP AND LONDON LANDS RIBS FIRST ONTO THEM!!!........Kendrick Lifts London Up.....then OHHH!!!!...Kendrick Takes London by the head and Nails him with "THE KENDRICK"!!!......Kendrick goes for the cover....1...2...3...!!!!!!
YOUR WINNER....THE TELEVISION CHAMPION...."THE"BRIAN KENDRICK!!!!!!......
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(Jr:.."I might not like him....but that was a great match......Kendrick looks like he could be a great T.V. Champion!!.....

(Foley:.."You may be right JR but it is now time for a match to determine the 9th slot On the list of SmackDown superstars competing in the Royal Rumble!!.....
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3.)~~~~Royal Rumble Qualifier~~~~~~
~John Morrison~~~Vs~~~Kofi Kingston~
...
Kingston and Morrison lock up ......Morrison gets Kofi into a side headlock!!.....Morrison Then starts Throwing right hands into the topp of Kof's head!!....Kofi then Throws a couple elbows into the back of Morrison then Morrison breaks the hold......Morrison ...OHH!!! Very quickly Morrison Hits Kofi with a right hand to the face!!....Kofi falls back and Morrison Hits him with a big Knee to the face!!!.......Morrison Jumps onto the second rope and Hits Kingston with a twisting Leg-Dropp!!.....Morrison Then Picks Kingston up and throws him into the ropes.....Kingston then Comes back and OHH!!!!...Morrison throws a closeline but Kingston Ducks and Hits Morrison with a Russian Leg-Sweep!!!!......Kingston then bursts up with A load of energy then bounces off the ropes and.....BOOOOOM~~~BOOOM!!!!!!.......Kingston connects on Morrison with a double Leg -Leg Dropp!!!!!......Kingston then picked Morrison up....Kingston tried to shoot Morrison into the turnbuckle but Ohh!!!!!!.....Morrison Nailed Kofi with a big right and sent Kofi to the mat!!!>.....Morrison grabs Kofies legs....Ohh!!!!...Kofi Kicks Morrison Into the turnbuckle!!!......Kingston gets Up and Jumps up to Morrison's shoulders......Kingston rains down a couple of right hands....Then Ohhh!!!!....Kingston nails Morrison with a HUGE MONKEY FLIPP!!!!!.....Kingston then Waits for Morrison to get up then Kingston goes for the TORUBLE IN PARADISE!!!!!.....Morrison ducks and Kofi goes down to the mat!!......OHH!!!...Morrison kicks Kofi right in the face!!!...Morrison then Picks Kofi up and Looks like he's setting up with a Moonlight Drive!!!!.....Wait a minute!!!!......ITS LAX!!!!......HERNANDEZ AND HOMICIDE COME TO THE RING APRON AND PREVOKE Morrison!!!!.......Morrison gets distracted then Goes towards Homicide.........The ref seperates them ....Morrison turns around and OHHH!!!!!>..Kofi nails Morrison with the Trouble In Paradise!!!!!!.......Kofi goes for the cover....1....2....3....!!!!!
YOUR WINNER AND SMACKDOWNS 9TH SUPERSTAR INTO THE ROYAL RUMBLE!!!...KOFI KINGSTON!!!!!!!!!
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(jR:..."wOW!!!!......Hernandez and Homicide both got some payback from last week....

(Foley:.."JR....Thats what we like to call a reciept!!!!!!....Kofi Kingston has made it to the Rumble...I gotta say congratulations.........But right now....its time for a NO DQ.....Grudge match between Batista and Chris Jericho!!
...Jericho and Batista have had a little feud going on since the split of the NWO......Jericho has made it very clear to Batista that their Friendship was over........Jericho and Batista have faught several times now but it has not yet been settled...tonight it will get settled....no DQ!!!!!
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4.)~~~~~~NO DQ MATCH~~~~~~~~
~~Chris Jericho~~Vs~~Batista~~
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Batista rushed Jericho before the bell could ring......Batista throws Jericho into the Ropes...Jericho comes back and Batista Spine Busters Jericho down to the mat!!!!!.....Batista then Picks Jericho up and tosses him to the outside of the ring!!!>.....Batista follows Jericho who is now trying to walk to the back.......Batista Grabs Jericho halfway up the ramp....Batista Takes Jericho by the Hair and takes him back into the ring......Batista Then Takes Jericho and Sets him up for a Pump-Handle -Slam!!!!.....Jericho gets halfway up and then OHH!!!!OUT OF NOWHERE JERICHO HITS THE CODEBREAKER!!!....Jericho Covers Batista ....1....2...No!!!....Batista kicks out!!...Jericho then goes to the outside and Grabs a chair!!......Jericho goes back into the ring .....Batista gets up and OHHH!!!!!....Jericho smashes the chair over Batista's head!!!.......Jericho then jumps onto the ropes then OHH!!!...Jericho nails Batista with a Moonsault splash!!!!......Jericho again goes for the cover.....1...2...No!!!! Batista kicks out......Jericho then goes Nutz!!!....Jericho starts yelling at the ref......C'MON!!!! ....THAT WAS A SLOW COUNT!!!!!.......Jericho turns Around and picks Batista up.......OHHH!!!! Batista lifts Jericho up and ......Spine Buster!!!!....Batista then waits for Jericho to get up!!!....Jericho gets up and OHHHH!!!!...SPEAR!!!!Batista hits Jericho with a HUGE SPEAR!!!!.....Batista picks Jericho up and BATISTA BOMB!!!!!!!!....Batista goes for the cover....1...2...3!!!!......
YOUR WINNER!!!......BATISTA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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(JR:...THAT WAS A GREAT MATCH!!!...I CANT BELIEVE BATISTA WON AND HE DIDNT EVEN USE ANY WEAPONS!!!>>>

(FOLEY:.."WELL THATS WHY THEY CALL HIM THE ANIMAL JR!!
.....IT IS NOW TIME FOR OUR MAIN EVENT!!!!

This is a Royal Rumble Preview...a six man Over the topp rope battle royal for the National Championship!!!>......

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5.)~~~~~~~MAIN EVENT~~~~~~~~~~~~
~~6-MAN Over the Topp Rope Battle Royal~
~~~~NATIONAL CHAMPIONSHIP~~~~~~
               
(Champ)Sting~Vs~Samoa Joe~Vs~Jack Swagger~Vs~Goldberg~Vs~Vladmir Kozlov~Vs~??Mystery Man???
.....
Again Bruce Buffer came to the ring as SmackDowns Main Event Announcer........
(Ladies and Gentleman!!....This is A match for A GREAT PRIZE!!!...THIS IS A BATTLE!!!...A ROYAL BATTLE!!!........A Battle Royal WHERE SIX WARRIORS WILL FIGHT FOR THE TFC NATIONAL CHAMIONSHIP!!!!!!...LADIES AND GENTLEMAN....ARE YOU REEEAAADYYYY!!!!!!??!!!.......WELL FOR THE THOUSANDS IN ATTENDANCE ....AND THE MILLIONS WATCHING AROUND THE WORLD...........LLLLLEEETTTSS GET READY TO RUUMMMMBBBBLLLLEEE!!!!!!
(the bell rings and there is onlt five men in the ring...the mystery man is not here yet)
.....Swagger who is now apart of the Kool Kidz locks up with Goldberg....he elbows him in the side of the head then Throws him into Kozlov who picks Goldberg up and OHHH!!!!....A HUGE SIDESLAM!!!.....Sting and Samoa Joe are in the corner throwing lefts and rights......Joe throws one and Sting ducks.....Sting then Lifts Joe up and over the topp rope....Joe lands on the apron and Sting tries pushing him off.......Goldberg gets up and tries to help sting but OHHH!!!!...STING LIFTS GOLDBERG UP AND OVER THE THE FLOOR!!(Goldber has been ELIMINATED).......Joe gets back in the ring and he and Sting continue fighting.......Swagger and Kozlov are now battling......Swagger kicks Kozlov in the gut then bounces off the ropes....Swagger comes back and OHH!!!....Kozlov takes Swagger down with a Huge Big Boot to Swaggers Chest!!.......Samoa Joe throws Sting towards Kozlov and Kozlov tries to Give Sting a Big Boot!!!....Sting catches Kozlov's foot and OHHH!!!!....Sting takes Kozlov down with a Closeline!!!....Sting Turns around and Joe is charging at him.....Sting ducks and again lifts Joe up and over to the apron.....Joe grabs Sting and tries to Suplex him over to the floor...Sting hangs on to the ropes.....Swagger charges them both!!!!.......He knocks Sting into Joe and Joe falls off the Apron to the floor(Samoa Joe has been ELIMINATED)....Swagger now almost has Sting out......Wait....now here comes Kozlov!!!!!!.....Kozlov tries to throw Swagger and Sting out........WAIT FROM THE CROWD ITS GM SKITZO!!!!......SKITZO HAS A MIC
(Skitzo:..."The 6th man in this match is ME!!!!!....

Skitzo runs in the ring and jumps onto Kozlov and Sting Taking all three men out of the ring!!!!.......SWAGGER IS THE NEW NATIONAL CHAMPION!!!!!!!......SKITZO TOOK OUT KOZLOV AND STING AND HIMSELF!!!!!!.........

                    
(Skitzo comes back into the ring......then Kendrick,Miz and Morrison come out to the ring!!....)


Skitzo , The Brian Kendrick,Miz,Morrison,and Swagger all locked arms and held them high in the ring.....Holding the Tag Titles,The T.V. TITLE,AND THE National Title!!!!

(Jr:..."Well folks...it looks as if The KOOL KIDZ now have almost all of the Gold.....Thats all the time we have for tonight thanks and.....WAIT A MINUTE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!>>.....OMG!!!!oMG!!!!!!!!......A HUGE BEER TRUCK HAS ARRIVED!!!!!........WHAT THE HELL??...........OMG!!!...OMG!!!!...OMG!!!!>...STONE COLD !!!STONE COLD!!!!STONE COLD HAS A HOSE!!!!!!>......
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OMG!!!!!....AUSTIN IS NOW SPRAYING SKITZO AND THE KOOL KIDZ WITH BEER!!!!!.........THEY ARE DRENCHED IN BEER!!!!........THEY CANT EVEN GET UP THE HOSE IS SO POWERFULL!!!!!...............THE FANS GO CRAZY AND (The show ends with the fans CHANTING)......AUSTIN!!!...AUSTIN!!!!!....AUSTIN!!!!!!...AUSTIN!!!!!.
AUSTIN!!!!...AUSTIN!!!!...AUSTIN!!!!!!!...AUSTIN!!!!!!!!!!!

                            
(Jr:.."Hello Everybody and Welcome to Friday Night SmackDown!!!!....Our GM Skitzo is in the middle of the ring as he has some shocking news......

(The camera goes to the middle of the ring and Skitzo is holding a mic)

(Skitzo:..."I am sorry to inform you all that it has been reported in TFC headquarters that our Chairman of TFC,McMahon 101 has been in a Car Accident......The Condition of the Chairman is unknown at this time,however You will ALL know more later on at OWC's show......speaking on behalf of all TFC we are all wishing McMahon 101 well....and hope for a speedy recovery......
.............(Skitzo exites the ring and walks to the back)................

(Jr:..."WOW.......I hope McMahon 101 is ok.......I guess we will find out at OWC's show later on.........Anyways it is good to be back along side Mick Foley at the announcers table tonight....


(Foley:..."Yes Jr...it is good to back calling the matches and out of all the drama........Tonight is one hell of a star studded Show!!......soo so many great matches tonight...I cant wait.....One thing im very excited about......Is tonight we will finally know who The Chosen One is....But we will have to wait for all that as we have to get to our first match of the night....
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1.)~~~~~~~~~~Tag Team Championship~~~~~~~~~~
                             
~(Champs)Miz and Morrison~~Vs~~L A X ~
.....
.......Miz and Homicide started off the match.......Miz and Homicide lock up and Miz throws Homicide into a side headlock......Homicide Throws several Elbows into Miz's gut until Miz broke the hold......Homicide then bounced off the ropes.........OHHH!!!!.....Homicide came back right into a kitchen Sink from the Miz!!.......Miz then dropps right on topp of Homicide with a leg dropp!!...Miz then picks Homicide up and throws him into the ropes.....Homicide comes back and Miz Dropps down and flipped Homicide over his head!!!!...Homicide goes down to the mat hard!!!!....Miz then tags in Morrison.....Morrison goes to pick Homicide up.....OHHH!!!!.....Homicide came up and Gave Morrison an Elbow right to the chin!!!!.....Morrison falls down to the mat.....Homicide jumps over to his corner and tags in Hernandez!!!....Hernandez jumps into the ring and Closelines Morrison.....Hernandez then picked up Morrison and threw him Shoulder first into the Middle of the Turnbuckle into the Metal pole!!!....Hernandez pulls Morrison out of the turnbuckle and picks him up and OHHH!!!!.....Hernandez slams down Morrison with a HUGE Pump Handle slam!!!!!....Hernandez goes for the cover....1...2...No!!!.....Miz comes in and breaks it up......Homicide then runs in the ring and OHH!!!!...Homicide nails Miz with a big enseguri Kick to the face!!!!......Homicide then Goes towards Morrison and...OHHHH!!!!!...GRINGO KILLER!!!.....Hernandez gets on top of.....Morrison and goes for the cover....1.......WHAT THE HELL!!!!!!........SKITZO IS RUNNING DOWN THE RAMP!!!!!....2..........WHAT ...WHY??!!??....SKITZO PULLED THE REFEREE OUT OF THE RING.........SKITZO HAS THE REF DISTRACTED.......MIZ GRABS A CHAIR!!!!.....OHH!!!!...MIZ NAILS HERNANDEZ....MIZ THEN NAILS HOMICIDE........MORRISON GETS ON TOP OF HERNANDEZ AND COVERS HIM....SKITZO THROWS THE REF BACK IN THE RING AND HE COUNTS....1.....2...3....!!!!!...
YOUR WINNERS AND STILL WORLD TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS!!!....THE MIZ AND JOHN MORRISON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(Skitzo walks back up the ramp and doesnt say anything..)

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(Jr:..."What the hell is going on....why did Skitzo just help Miz and Morrison defeat LAX?.......
(Foley:....jr....i have no idea.....I know me and Skitzo have been involved in many of the same things...and have always been on the same page ....but to tell you the truth....I have No idea what he is thinking helping those two retain the titles.....
....(Jr:.."...I dunno mick...Im curios to find out though......But right now...its time to get to The second match of the night.....And this will be a Number one contenders match for the National Championship .....
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2.)~~~~# 1 Contenders Match for National Title~~~~~~~
                      TRIPLE THREAT MATCH 
~~Jack Swagger~~Vs~~Samoa Joe~~Vs~~Goldberg~~
.....
On Goldbergs first night back since the Brutal HELL IN A CELL MATCH at ArmaGeDDon...He started off by Charging Swagger and OHHH!!!!!...Goldberg connects with a HUGE SPEAR ALREADY!!!!....Joe bounces off the ropes and OHHH!!!!....Joe connects on Goldberg with a running knee to the face!!.....Joe then bounces off the ropes again......he jumps  up and OHH!!!!...He hits The downed Goldberg with the Triple S!!!!,,,The Samoan Senton Splash!!!.....Joe gets up and picks up Goldberg......OHHH!!!!....Right as Joe was picking Goldberg up Jack Swagger Nailed Joe right over the back of the head with a Big Forearm Smash!!!!.......Swagger then turns to Goldberg and OHH!!!!...Swagger kicks Goldberg right in the  gut then Closelined him down to the mat!!!.....Swagger goes for the cover on Goldberg....1...2..No!!!!!Joe gets up and Breaks up the count......Joe takes Swagger and throws him into the ropes......Swagger comes back right into Joe's arms and OHHH!!!!..Samoa Joe Hit Swagger with a Belly-To-Belly Suplex!!!!....Joe then gets up and OHHH!!!!!!.....Goldberg connects a Big Jumping back kick to Joes chin!!!......Goldberg  Then sets up across the ring for a spear.....Joe gets up and Goldberg charges at him!!!........OHHH!!!!.....Joe moves out of the way and Goldberg goes right into a big boot by Swagger!!!!.......Joe then swings a right hand at Swagger ....Swagger blocks and counters with a Big right hand of his own......Swagger bounces off the ropes and OHHH!!!!...A Big Closeline from Swagger.....Swagger then picks Joe up and Tries for the Gut-Wrench PowerBomb!!!!.........OHHH!!!!!!....Right as  Swagger got him up Goldberg Speared Swagger!!!!!!......Joe then Grabbed Goldberg and tries for the Muscel Buster!!!!........Goldberg breaks loose off his shoulders ....Goldberg bounces off the ropes and OHHH!!!!!...Goldberg spears Samoa Joe!!!!.....Goldberg then Gets up and OHHHH!!!!!!!!!.....OUT OF NOWHERE ITS VLADMIR KOZLOV HEADBUTTING GOLDBERG RIGHT IN THE CHEST!!!!!.....(THE REF CALLS FOR THE BELL~dInG~dInG~).......This match has come to a  NO DECISION as a result of DQ!!!!!........(Kozlov leaves to the topp of the ramp and grans a mic.......


(Kozlov:..."I WILL BE NATIONAL CHAMPIIIION".......

(Kozlov leaves and then Skitzo comes out with a mic)

(Skitzo:..."It seems as if we have a little bit of a Problem here dont we.....Well....at the Royal Rumble this Problem will get settled.........NEXT WEEK!!!........We will see a Preview of the Royal Rumble....with a Mini 6-man Rumble for the National Championship....National Champion Sting~Vs~Samoa Joe~Vs~Jack Swagger~Vs~Goldberg~Vs~Vladmir Kozlov~Vs~......A mystery man of my choosing!!!....and you wont know the identity of that man untill the match starts!!!....haha now that that is settled..........ARE YOU READY!!??...........ARE YOU PEOPLE READY TO MEET MY CHOSEN ONE!!??.......I PERSONALLY GUARANTEE THAT THIS MAN WILL...PIN STONE COLD AUSTIN RIGHT IN THE MIDDLE OF THE RING.........I AM GOING TO THE BACK TO BRING HIM OUT.....WHY DONT WE BRING OUT AUSTIN...........

(Skitzo walks up the ramp and out to the back)

(Stone Cold's music hits and he enters the ring)


(On the titan tron we see a video of GM Skitzo walking in the back towards the stage we dont see either mans face...as the camera slowly inches up to their faces........

(Miz and Morrisons Music hits and they charge the ring towards Stone Cold with chairs.......They enter the ring and Austin charged towards them and tires to take them down but OHHHHH!!!!!!......MIZ AND MORRISON BOTH CONNECT TO THE HEAD OF AUSTIN!!!!!.....THEY CONTINUE TO BEAT ON AUSTIN WITH THE CHAIR!!!.........(Just then Skitzo comes to the top of the ram and has a Mic)

(Skitzo:..."Ladies and Gentleman...............My Chosen One............................................................................................
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(Jr:..."OMG!!!!!.......OMG!!!!!....ITS "THE"BRIAN KENDRICK!!!!!!.....

3.)~~Stone Cold~~~Vs~~~"The"Brian Kendrick~~


"The Chosen One""The"Brian Kendrick rushed into the ring and nailed the baddered Austin with "The Kendrick".......Kendrick goes for the cover....1...2...3.....!!!!!
YOUR WINNER......"THE CHOSEN ONE"THE"BRIAN KENDRICK!!!!!!....

(Skitzo,The Brian Kendrick,The Miz and John Morrison all raise their hands connected in the middle of the ring)

(Skitzo grabs the mic)

(Skitzo:....."Well.......there ya go.........meet the "Kool Kidz"......You see...I have battled many wars...and destroyed many stables here on SmackDown......You see these so called Vetrans on my show cant seem to keep their cool......I have been seeking someone who I could build a Stable around......and The Chosen one was......"The"Brian Kendrick!!....Miz and Morrison are the Greatest Tag Team Champions in all of TFC!!!....They fit right into my plans.....All your Worlds as you know them are about to change!!!......We will take complete control over SmackDown!!!......These Vets like Stone Cold think they can do whatever they want.......well....this is my show......HaHa...well now....it is OUR SHOW!!!....

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(Jr:...........OMG!!!....I am literally speachless after what i have just witnessed....I have never seen this side of Our GM Skitzo.....

(Foley:...".....I am absolutely disgusted by this........

(Jr:..."Wait hold on there folks....I am getting word that Finlay is backstage On the ground unconscious........
......(Titantron goes backstage and shows Finlay laying lilfess in the locker room)
(Jr:....What the Hell??.....what happened to Finlay ??...he was supposed to make his return Tonight..........I guess he wont be competing in the 4-Man battle royal for the T.V. Title....

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4.)~~~~~~Television Championship~~~~~~~~~~~~
                    ~~ Battle Royal~~
                        
(Champ)Cody Rhodes~Vs~JTG~Vs~Kofi Kingston~Vs~Finlay(Injured)
......
Rhodes,Kingston and JTG came out to the ring and as expected Finlay did not come out.....JTG and Kingston double teamed on Rhodes by both grabbing him and throwing him into the ropes.....Rhodes came back into a double droppkick from JTG and Kingston........Kingston then picked up Rhodes and Slapped him with a back hand across the chest!!!........JTG then bounced off the ropes then OHHH!!!!.....JTG went for a Elbow smash on Rhodes but Rhodes Ducked and connected on Kingston.....Kingston falls back and into the ropes....Kingston bounces off the ropes and OHHH!!!...JTG tries to Throw a right hand at Kingston and Kingston countered by ducking and Hitting JTG with a big Russian Leg Sweep!!!!!..........OHHH!!!!.....As Kingston was getting up Rhodes nailed a big Orton Like boot to the side of Kingstons head!!!!!.....Rhodes goes for the cover....1...2...No!!!!Kingston kicks out!!.....Rhodes picks up Kingston and OHHH!!!!....JTG nails them both from out of nowhere with a cross body splash from the topp!!!!......JTG goes for the cover on Rhodes....1...2..No!!!...Rhodes kicks out!!.....JTG picks Rhodes up and Throws him into the ropes.......Rhodes comes back and OHHH!!!!.....Rhodes kicks JTG between the legs!!!...Rhodes then Nails JTG with a DDT ....Rhodes goes for the cover....1...2...3...!!!!(JTG HAS BEEN ELIMINATED).....Rhodes gets up and Kingston is coming right at him for the TROUBLE IN PARADISE!!!!....Rhodes ducks and Kingston misses.....Rhodes then went for his DDT on Kingston .....Kingston Breaks loose and Throws a right hand at Rhodes ...Rhodes blocks the punch and Throws Kingston into the ropes ,.....Kingston comes back and OHHHH!!!!!....TROUBLE IN PARADISE!!!!!....Kingston goes for the cover on Rhodes....1...2...3....!!!
(Kingston starts to celebrate thinking he is the new T.V. Champion ...then GM Skitzo comes on the Titan Tron.......Hey Kofi......This match is not over.......It will still be a 4-man Battle Royal..........)
OMG!!OMG!!!...FROM OUT OF THE CROWD ITS "THE"BRIAN KENDRICK!!!!.....He comes from behind Kingston and Nails him with "The Kenrick!!!!!!!!!!........Kendrick goes for the cover......1.....2.....3....!!!!!!!

            

(Skitzo comes back on the titan tron and is laughing.....)
(Skitzo:..."HaHaHa.....Ladies and Gentleman....your NEW!!!!TELEVISION CHAMPION!!!!!........"THE CHOSEN ONE""THE"BRIAN KENDRICK!!!!!!!!.......
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(Jr:..."OMG!!...I CANT BELIEVE IT......WAS SKITZO AND THE KOOL KIDZ RESPONSIBLE FOR FINLAY'S ATTACKS?......

(Foley:..."AM I ON THE RIGHT SHOW JR??.....I WOULDNT BE ABLE TO BELIEVE SKITZO WOULD DO SOMETHING LIKE THAT.....HAS HE GONE COMPLETELY INSANE!!??......
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(We go backstage where our World Champion JBL is Talking into the camera)

(JBL:.......I AM YOUR WRESTLING....GOD!!!.......It doesnt matter who wins this next match.....AT THE ROYAL RUMBLE......I will still be Your World Champion!!!.......Now that Kevin Nash has come to his senses and retired.....i dont have to worry about him costing me my title.......Nash was my personal Property basically......He knew he could never retire World Champion....because he would always have to give it right to me.....So congatulations on still having some brains left Kevin Nash........Now....lets see who i will be defeating at The Royal Rumble.......
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5.)~~~~~~~~~~~MAIN EVENT~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
~# 1 Contenders Match for the World Title at Royal Rumble~
~~~~~Shelton Benjamin~~Vs~~Chris Jericho~~~~~~~
.....
Bruce Buffer came out to the middle of the ring as smackdowns MAIN EVENT ANNOUNCER..........
(Buffer:..."...The man standing on my right is a TWO TIME WORLD CHAMPION.....A Man who will stop at no lengths to Get what he wants......CHRIS JERICHO!!!!...(Crowd Booo's LOUDLY)....And the man standing to my left.....He is also a TWO TIME WORLD CHAMPION......A man who has climbed his way to success on SmackDown ...a man with a great deal of Heart.......This is SHELTON BENJAMIN!!!!!(Crowd cheers Benjamin LOUDLY).........As we are about to see these two titans fight for a shot at Glory at the Royal Rumble.....ARE YOU READY!!!!????????.......Than for the Thousands in attendance and the MILLIONS watching around the world........LLLLLEEEEETTTS GET READY TO RUMBBBBLLLLLEEEEE!!!!!!!!.....
....
The bell rings and Jericho and Benjamin lock up.......Jericho rakes the eyes of Benjamin and Slaps him across the face.....Jericho then Grabbed Benjamin by the head and put him in a side headlock!!!.....Jericho runs with Benjamin and OHHH!!!!...A huge Bulldog from Jericho!!!....Jericho then stomped on the head of Benjamin and then bounced off the ropes and OHH!!!! Jericho went for a Moonsault Splash but Benjamin moved and Jericho splashed down on the mat!!!.......Benjamin then bounced across the ring onto the ropes came back towards Jericho and OHH!!!.....A big Dropp kick to Jerichos head while he was getting up......Benjamin then picked Jericho up and threw him into the turnbuckle......Benjamin backed up and Charged towards Jericho and went for a big splash!!!......OHH!! Jericho moves and Benjamin crashed down into the turnbuckle!!!....OHHH!!!! Jericho jumped onto Benjamins Back and hit him with the BackStabber!!!!....Jericho goes for the cover....1...2...No!!!!Benjamin kicks out......Jericho gets up and Kicks Benjamin right in the head!!!......Jericho then looks out to the crowd and they BOOOO him very loudly!!!.....Jericho then picks Benjamin up and tried to hit him with a Snap Suplex Bur Benjamin wouldnt lift up....Benjain Throws his knee right into Jerichos gut....Benjamin breaks loose and OHHHH!!!!! SUPERKICK FROM BENJAMIN!!!!.......Benjamin picks Jericho up and goes for the T-Bone Suplex !!!!....Jericho breaks loose and OHH!!!!....HE HITS BENJAMIN WITH THE CODEBREAKER!!!!!.....Jericho goes for the cover....1.....2.....OHHH!!!!....Benjamin gets his foot on the ropes at the last second!!!.....Jericho looks furious .....He bounces off the ropes and goes for a Moonsault splash!!!..OHHHH!!!...Benjamin lifts his knees up and jericho smashes his ribs into them.....Jericho is down and clutching at hid ribs......Benjamin goes to the Topp!!!!.....OHHH!!!! BENJAMIN WENT FOR THE MOONSAULT SPLASH FROM THE TOPP AND JERICHO MOVED!!!....Benjamin crashes down on the mat ......Jericho locks on the Walls of Jericho on Benjamin!!!......Benjamin is screaming in pain trying to make it to the ropes......He's almost there......OHH!!!!...Jericho walks him back to the middle of the ring!!.....Benjamin is about to tap out!!!.....he gives it one last effort to the ropes and ......HE MAKES IT!!!!.......Jericho breaks the hold ......Jericho Picks Benjamin up and goes for the CODE BREAKER!!!.........Benjamin throws Jericho down....Benjamin hooks onto Jerichos legs and OHHHH!!!! He see-saws Jericho face first into the turnbuckle!!!....Jericho bounces off the turnbuckle and OHH!!!! Benjamin goes for the superkick  but Jericho ducks then goes for the CodeBreaker but Benjamin Reverses into THE GOLD RUSH!!!!!.....BENJAMIN GOES FOR THE COVER.....1...2....3...!!!!
OMG!OMG!OMG!....Benjamin HAS DONE IT AGAIN!!!!.....HE IS GOING TO THE ROYAL RUMBLE TO FACE JBL FOR THE CHAMPIONSHIP!!!!!!.........SHOW GOES OFF THE AIR WITH BENJAMIN CELEBRATING HIS VICTORY!!!!!

                         

(Jr:....."Hello Folks and Welcome To Friday Night SMACKDOWN!!!!!
....Tonight...I have only been informed of One match and that is the Number One Contenders match for the Tag Team Titles....between LAX....AND.... Cryme Tyme.....But other than that i do not know.....Our GM Skitzo was Brutally Stunnered by Stone Cold Steve Austin last week......Due to that injury.....Skitzo will not be here tonight on SmackDown and will not be Competing at The anniversary show against Ecie and King Of The Dead.......we Wish Skitzo the best in his recovery and hope it is a speedy one!!!!...........However in Skitzo's absence here on SmackDown ....He shocked us all and left Mick Foley in charge........Mick Foley and Skitzo had been fooling us all when he Planted Foley into the Mob and made sure that they destructed and that is exactly what happened last week.........

(Just then JBL's Music Hits......he comes out to the ring with a mic)

(JBL:..."Hello.......and let me be the first on congatulating....MYSELF........On becoming ....YOUR NEW WORLD CHAMPION!!!!!!.........I AM A WRESTLING ........GOD!!!!!
......

(Intermin GM Mick Foley intterupts JBL)

(Foley:...."Hey JBL!!!.......Remember....when i told you......that you were gonna lose your title this week........Well......There has been a little change in plans as i have made some aquisitions this past week.........You will not be defending you title tonight.....however you will be tomarrow night but i will announce all that later.......As for tonight.....you will be going one on one with SmackDowns Newest Superstar!!!....(Just then on the Titan Tron.....


.....Heyyy!!!SmackDown!!!!!!....Its GREEEAAAT TO BE ON THE SHOW  OF 2008......2009....JOE IS GONNNNA KILL YOU!!!!!!.........AND TONIGHT I START WITH YOU ....JBL!!!!!.......

(Fans go crazy....Mick Foley walks off in laughter....and JBL leaves the ring looking scared and angry)


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(Jr:...".....OMG!!!OMG!!!OMG!!!!.......Foley has signed Samoa Joe to SmackDown!!!!!!........And he is going one on one with our new World Champion...JBL.....I cant wait...HuH...What....WHAT NOW!!!!!

(Just then Chris Jericho walks out and has A mix in hand)
(CROWD BOOOOS FOR EXTENDED PERIOD OF TIME)

(Jericho:..."SHUT..... THE ....HELL..... UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

(crowd:..."BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!

(Jericho:.....I SAID....SHUT ...THE ....HELL...UPPP!!!!!!!!......I AM SICK TO DEATH OF ALL YOU BRAINLESS,MINDLESS SHEEP!!!!!

......I am the greatest comodity that SmackDown has!!!!....I will not Be treated like some second rate superstar!!!!!!......I DEMAND MY ONE ON ONE TITLE SHOT!!!!!......I know i know......Skitzo told me that if i lost last week i would NEVER get a shot again .......but Skitzo is not here......So Mick Foley....woddle your way back out here and Give me my Shot right now!!!!!...

(Just then the fans start going crazy and Shelton Benjamin came out to the ring and started going at it with Jericho)

JERICHO AND BENJAMIN ARE ALL OVER THE RING TRADING RIGHTS AND LEFTS!!!!!!

(Again the fans go crazy as Kevin Nash makes his way to the ring)

KEVIN NASH HITS JERICHO WITH A BIG BOOT .......NASH TURNS AROUND AND GOES TO HIT BENJAMIN WITH THE BIG BOOT....OHH!!!BENJAMIN DUCKS AND HITS NASH WITH A SUPERKICK!!!!!!!JERICHO GETS BACK UP AND STARTS BRAWLING WITH BENJAMIN!!!.......NASH GETS BACK UP AND NOW ALL THREE MEN ARE JUST GOING AFTER EACHOTHER!!!!....

(Just then Mick Foley came back out to the ramp and security rushed the ring and seperated all three men)

(Foley:..."ENOUGH!!!!!....I SAID THATS ENOUGH!!!!!........Look after talking it over with Skitzo....I have made a decision as to what our main event will be at the Anniversary show.....Myself and Skitzo are sick of the all three of you including JBL fighting over who the World Champion is.......So...we will find out tomarrow night....as It will be....A FATAL 4-WAY MATCH FOR THE WORLD TITLE......(Champ)JBL~Vs~Kevin Nash~Vs~Shelton Benjamin~Vs~Chris Jericho.....
....But as for tonight....you will all.....be in competition........Oh....and Jericho..........Your opponent couldnt wait to get into the ring with you.......so your match is.........NOW!!!!!!!..........

(..Batista's music hits and the crowd goes nutz!!)

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1.)~~Batista~~~Vs~~~Chris Jericho~~

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Batista came out to the ring like a man on fire!!!......He locked on to Jericho's eyes and as soon as the bell rang Batista charged Jericho........Jericho Moved and Batista goes shooting into the ropes......Batista comes back and Jericho Hits Him with a dropp-kick!!.....Batista doesnt go down.....Batista grabs Jericho by the hair and Grabs a hold of his neck and just pushes him into the tunbuckle!!..........Batista chokes Jericho's neck and starts Screaming in his face!!!!........(YOU WANNA MESS WITH ME?...YOU WANNA SCREW ME???........I DONT THINK SO!!!)
.......Batista then picks Jericho up and Slamms him down to the mat.....Batista then Started Pumping himself and the crowd up by Grabbing the ropes and shaking them like crazy........Jericho gets up and Triies to Kick Batista in the back of the knee but Batista sees Jericho and OHHHH!!!!!!.....Batista SpineBusters Jericho.....Batista goes for the cover....1...2...Batista lifts Jerichos head up and shakes his head as if he didnt wanna end it just yet.........Batista then picks Jericho up and throws Him into the turnbuckle.....Batista charges towards Jericho and tries for a corner closeline!!.....Jericho moves and Batista goes into the turnbuckle but catches himself...........Jericho turns around thinking Batista was hurt in the corner........Batista charges Jericho for the SPEAR!!!!!!.....OHHHH!!!!....Jericho Catches Batista and Hits him with the codebreaker!!!!....Jericho goes for the cover......1...2....No!!!! Batista kicks out.....Jericho looks like hes about to cry......Jericho then jumps off the ropes and Nails Batista with the Moonsault splash!!......Jericho again goes for the cover.....1...2....No!!!!........Batista kicks out.....It looks like Jericho is actually now crying!!.........He starts to complain with the referee........Batista gets up and Takes Jericho out from behind but Batista takes the ref out to....Batista picks Jericho up and Nails Jericho with the Batista Bomb!!!.....Batista goes for the cover........But the ref is down........Batista goes to pick the ref up.......Jericho slipps out of the ring and grabs a chair......Jericho comes back into the ring and Swings the chair at Batista ......Batista ducks and Kicks Jericho......Jericho dropps the chair....Batista Swings the chair at Jericho and Nails him.........(DING DING DING!!!)......The ref sees Batista hit Jericho with the chair and DQ's him
YOUR WINNER BY DQ.....CHRIS JERICHO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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(Jr:,.....Ahhh....dammit Jericho brought the chair into play and still won the match by DQ........That was a great match i cant believe it ended like that!!!
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2.)~~Kevin Nash~~Vs~~Vladmir Kozlov~~
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Nash looks upset as he walks into the ring......he puts his head down and awaits Kozlov to get in the ring......(The bell rings..)........and Kozlov and Nash lock up......Kozlov pushes Nash down to the mat.....Kozlov then Starts kicking Nash in the ribs.......Nash gets up and he again locks up with Kozlov......Again Kozlov throws Nash down to the mat.....
......Nash pounds his hand on the mat in frustration.....Nash then looked up at Kozlov .....put his head down....got out of the ring and walked to the back shaking his head......
...The ref counts....1....2....3....4....5....6....7....8...9...10..
YOUR WINNER BY COUNT OUT.....VLADMIR KOZLOV!!!!!....

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(Jr:....well ever since Nash made his deal with JBL.....He just hasnt been the same.......He knows that he is Not up to the same pace as these younger wrestlers on SmackDown.....And he was gonna retire.....Then he won the World Title .....but the clause in His contract with JBL stated he had to Give the championship to JBL........He could have retired as champion....But JBL had to have his way........I dont know if Nash will be in the right state of mind at the Anniversary show.....And is he even able to compete to win the title....Well we will find out tomarrow......
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(A video package is shown of The Sting & Stone Cold Rivalry)

Clips of  the first match....Austin wins.....sting extend hand out and Austin tries to Stunner Sting...Sting reverses into Scorpion Death Dropp

Clips of Sting interfering with Austins match  Cracking the ball bat over Austins head....

Clips of The second  match.....Sting wins by Scorpion Death Dropp

Clips of the second match......Steel Cage match...Sting wins when Austin Stunners Sting through the door.....But Skitzo orders the match to be restarted .....Austin wins By Stunning Sting 

Clips of Sting winning National Title...

Clips of Skitzo offering Austin National Title shot and Austin Stunnering Skitzo
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(Then at the end of the package......it said.....TFC ANNIVERSARY SHOW..........NATIONAL CHAMPIONSHIP.......NATIONAL CHAMPION...STING.....WILL FACE STONE COLD STEVE AUSTIN.........IN A ..........LADDER MATCH!!!!!!!
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3.)~~Shelton Benjamin~~Vs~~Jack Swagger~~

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Benjamin and Swagger lock up and Benjamin gets Swagger in a side Headlock......Benjamin then throws Swagger into the corner......Benjamin then tried to connect with a big splash in the corner but NOOO!!!!....Swagger moves and Benjamin goes face first into the turnbuckle!!.....Swagger then Bounced off the ropes and took Benjamin down hard with a Closeline.....Swagger then picked Benjamin up and Hit him with a huge body slam........Swagger bounces off the ropes and OHH!!...a big Knee dropp to the head of the downed Benjamin........Swagger picks Benjamin up and tries to throw him into the ropes but Benjamin reverses and Throws Swagger into the ropes......Swagger bounces off the ropes and OHH!!!! Benjamin grabs Swagger and hits him with a Belly-to-belly Suplex!!!!!....Benjamin bounces off the ropes and Tries for a Flying leg-dropp....he connects!!!!!......Benjamin goes for the cover....1...2...No!!!!!.......Swagger kicks out.....Benjamin then jumped to the topp ropes ......Swagger gets up and grabs Benjamin......Swagger gets up to the second rope and has Benjamin set up for a Belly to Belly off the Topp!!!.........Benjamin starts Hitting Swagger with right hands ....Swagger lets go and falls off the second rope to his feet.....Benjamin starts to get off but....OHHHH!!!!!...Swagger jumped right back up to the topp and Suplexed Benjamin down to the mat!!!!......Swagger goes for the cover.....1...2...No!!!!.....Benjamin kicks out.....Swagger then Picked Benjamin up and Tried for the Gut Wrench PowerBomb!!!!!.....No!!!...Benjamin breaks loose and OHHHH!!!!....He nails Swagger with A SuperKick!!!!........Benjamin falls back down to the mat along with Swagger.........Both men are slow to get to their feet......Benjamin gets up and awaits Swagger who is on His knees........Wait a minute!!!!!....)JERICHO'S MUSIC HITS AND HE COMES TO THE TOPP OF THE RAMP)......Benjamin looks out at Jericho with anger on his face..........WAIT!!!.......Swagger takes Benjamin out from Behind......Swagger gets Benjamin up and OHHHH!!!!!....He nails Benjamin with the Gut Wrench Powerbomb!!!!!.....Swagger goes for the cover....1....2.....3...!!!
YOUR WINNER....JACK SWAGGER!!!!!!!!!
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(Jr:...Dammit....Jericho again screws another superstar out of victory!!!!!......I HOPE JERICHO GETS WHAT IS COMING TO HIM AT THE ANNIVERSARY SHOW!!!!
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4.)~# 1 Contenders match for the Tag Team Championships~
~~~~~~~~LAX~~~~~vS~~~~~Cryme Tyme~~~~~~~~~~
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Hernandez and Shad started the match off ......(The fans start chanting .....LAX........LETS GO CRYME TYME)
They lock up and Shad throws Hernandez into the ropes......Hernandez comes back and OHH!!!!! Hernandez takes down shad with a head butt to the shoulder!!!!.......Hernandez then picked Shad up and Threw him over the topp rope......Hernandez backs up Bounces off the ropes and OHHHHHHH!!!!!!......SUPER-MEX.Hernandez flys over the topp and takes Shad down!!!!!!!!...Hernandez then Got into the ring and tagged in Homicide......Homiced Got to the topp turnbuckle and OOOOOHH!!!!.....Homicide jumped off to the outside and Hit Shad with a hurricanranna!!!!!!........Homicide jumps back into the ring and starts Celebrating........JTG jumps over the ropes and Droppkicks Homicide from behind!!.....Homicide goes into the second rope face first......JTG then Bounced off the ropes and Jumped on Homicide 's back while he wes rested on the ropes..........Shad comes back into the ring and Picks Homicide up......He picks Him up and lifts him over his head......Shad lets go and Homicide is dropped down to the mat!!........Shad tags in JTG.....JTG bounces off the ropes from the outside coming in and connecting on Homicide with a legdropp!!!!..JTG picks Up Homicide and throws a right hand Homicide ducks and Bounces off the ropes....OHHH!!!! JTG nails Homicide with a Big DDT!!!!......JTG goes to the topp and tries for a moonsault Splash on Homicide!!!......No!!!! Homicide moves and JTG splashes on the mat!!....Homicide Bounces off the ropes and while JTG was getting up Homicide Connected with a Swinging DDT!!!!......Homicide then Picked up JTG and went for the Gringo Killer!!!!....Gets out of It and tries for the G9!!!!.....Homicide Gets out of it and hits JTG with a neckbreaker.........Shad comes in the ring to take out Homicide but OHHH!!!!!!.....Hernandez comes in and Takes out Shad with a shoulder block before he got to Homicide.......Homicide picks up JTG ........he connects THE GRINGO KILLER!!!!!.....1...2...3.
YOUR WINNERS...AND NEW NUMBER ONE CONTENDERS.....FOR THE TAG TEAM TITLES!!!!......LAX!!!!!
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(Jr:....what a match...looks like it will be LAX to face Miz an Morrison for the Tag Titles Next Week!!.....
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5.)~~~~~~~~MAIN EVENT~~~~~~~~~~~~~
      ~~Samoa Joe~~Vs~~JBL~~~(World Champ)
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Joe and JBL met up in the middle of the ring.....and Joe Looked like he was about to explode!!!......JBL lookded nervous.....The bell rings and they Lock Up........Joe throws JBL back then Kicks Him in the gut....Joe Bounces off the ropes then...OHHH!!!!....Joe connects a big knee to JBL's face!!!...JBL goes down.....Joe again bounces off the ropes and OHH!!!!....He lands on topp of JBL with a Samoan Senton Splash!!!....The Triple S connects and Joe goes for the cover....1...2....No!!!.....JBL kicks out....Joe then Awaits JBL to get to his Feet.,.....JBL gets to his feet......Joe grabs on to JBL's throat from behind and grips on the Samoan Choke Hold!!!....JBL...elbows Joe in the head and joe breaks the hold.....JBL bounces off the ropes and tries for the CLOSELINE FROM HELL!!!!!......Joe catches him and OHHH!!!!!!....A HUGE BELLY-TO-BELLY SUPLEX FROM JOE!!!.......Joe gets to his feet and tries to lock ion the Headlock again on JBL......he does!!!!.....Joes holds the Headlock on JBL for about a minute and a half......JBL then slithered his way to the ropes and the hold was broken!!...........JBL gets to his feet and joe tries to Pump Handle Slam JBL.....JBL.....countes with a LOW BLOW TO JOE!!!!!.......JBL backs up and bounces off the ropes and goes for a CLOSELINE FROM HELL!!!!......OHH!!!!!JOE CATCHES JBL AND THROWS HIM HARD DOWN TO THE MAT!!!!......Joe then Picks JBL Up and tried to hit JBL with the JOE BOMB!!!!!......JBL lifts up and flipps Joe over his head!!!.....JBL goes over to the turnbuckle and Gets on topp of the second rope!!........Joe grabs JBL and OHHHH!!!!!....MUSCEL BUSTER!!!!!!!JOE HITS THE MUSCEL BUSTER!!!!!....JOE goes for the cover....1....2....3...!!!!!........
YOUR WINNER........SAMOA JOE!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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(JR:...OMG!!!JOE WINS JOE WINS.....HE BEAT THE WORLD CHAMPION HIS FIRST NIGHT ON SMACKDOWN!!!........WELL FOLKS DONT MISS THE ANNIVERSARY SHOW TOMARROW NIGHT.....THIS IS ALL THE TIME WE HAVE TO.....WAIT WHAT THE HELL??


On the titan Tron were these words....

Next week.......ALL......your WORLDS are gonna change!!!!!!...
.......The MAN IS HERE!!!!!......
....THE CHOSEN ONE HAS ARRIVED!!!!......
...........BOW DOWN.............

Signed..........Yours Truly............TBK