Jim Ross: "Hello, ladies and gentlemen and welcome to another exciting addition of Smackdown!!"

Michael Cole: "We gotta lot happening so lets get to it right now!!"

Justin Roberts: "The following contest is for the number one contendership for the Tag Team Championships!!"

Cryme Tyme comes out.

Justin Robert: "Making their way to the ring, Shad Gastpard and JTG, Cryme Tyme!"

Oravcle Zero and Chris the Curse comes out.

Justin Roberts: Coming second to the ring...Oracle Zero and Chris the Curse!!

Match: Bell rings and were off. Curse and JTG start off. JTG ties up with Curse and pushes him into the ground. Curse is on his knees and pulls up on JTG. Curse with a hip toss and locks on a arm bar. JTG does a back flip and does an hip toss of his own. Curse slowly gets him looks hard at JTG. Curse spears JTG's rips and backs him into the corner. Curse with a knee to JTG ribs. JTG pulls out of the corner and throws Curse into the corner. JTG tags in Shad and Shad does a big splash in the corner. JTG hits him with a spinning suplex. Shad with a big elbow as JTG goes out the ring. Shad pulls up Curse and Curse clothslines Shad and dives over to a tag. Oracle Zero comes in. Oracle throws himself into Shad. Oracle gets up and Shad gets up too. Oracle throws Shad into the corner and stomps him in. Oracle tags in Curse. They hit a double powerbomb on Shad and Oracle goes out. Curse goes for a pin, 1...2....OH!!!!!! A kick out!! Curse gets up Shad. Curse with a irish whip and comes with a full nelson face buster. Oracle comes in the ring and knocks out JTG who is coming in. Oracle chases him on the outside. Goes back to the action in the ring. Curse goes for a pin,1-2-3!!!!!

Justin Roberts: "Here is your winners....CHRIS THE CURSE AND ORACLE ZERO!!!!!!!!!!"

Jim Ross: "What a great victory by these two men and.......WAIT!!!!" NWO's Shawn Michaels and Sting runs out and attacks Oracle and Curse. Sting grabs a microphone

Sting: "Things will change now that the NWO is back. CBM is our leader and together...NWO WILL TAKEOVER TFC!!!!!" NWO leaves the ring.

Jim Ross: "What a way to make an impact...lets go to the back!!"

Joker: "Casey, I have an very important question for you tonight. I want to remain a suprise until later but I promise you its worth waiting."

Casey: "Aw...babe...I can't wait to see what it is. I love you so much"

Joker: "I love you too."

Justin Roberts: "The following contest is for one fall and is an open challenge from a returning TFC superstar!!"

The audience waits for a song to hit.

Hitman619's music hits

Justin Roberts: "Making his way to the ring...HITMAN619!!!!!!!!"

Hitman619: "Yes, I am back and I am ready for anyone who wants some."

The crowd waits in silence. All of a sudden, music hits.

Jim Ross: "It's Chris Jericho!!"

Justin Roberts: "Coming to the ring...Chris Jericho!!"

Match: Bell rings and were off. Hitman locks up with Jericho. Hitman with a body slam. He puts on a sleeper hold. Chris pulls over to the bottom rope and the referee forces him to break the hold. Jericho gets to his feet and goes up against the ropes. Hitman619 follows and goes up against the oppisite ropes. CLOTHSLINES BY BOTH MEN!! They go down...Hitman starts moving around and gets up. He pulls up Jericho and hits a vertical suplex. Hitman looks around at the crowd and locks on a sharp shooter. Jericho yells in pain and desperatly crawls to the bottom rope. Hitman619 moves him back some and Jericho yells at him. Jericho trys pulling to the bottom rope and does. Hitman619 breaks the hold. Hitman with elbows to the back of Jericho. Jericho turns over and Hitman backs off. All of sudden, Hitman619 turns around and there is Jericho and hits a code breaker. Jericho goes for a cover, 1...2...-HITMAN KICKS OUT! Chris looks around and thinks on what to do. He goes up top. Hitman gets to his feet and Jericho is about to jump when Hitman knocks his foot out and falls from the top turnbuckle. Jericho falls straight on his back and yells in pain. Hitman hits and elbow smash on Jericho. Hitman gets up and Jericho and Jericho with a kick to the mid section and hits a code breaker. Jericho gets up and hits a loin sault. Goes for a pin,1-2-3

Justin Roberts: "Here is your winner, Chris Jericho."

The camera shows a man with a shirt shooter in the crowd and he loads with a shirt. He shoots a shirt at Chris Jericho and he catches and unwraps the shirt. He looks at it and holds it up. Its shows a NWO logo on it.

Jim Ross: "Oh my god!! Chris Jericho is the mystery member!!

Michael Cole: "I am not shocked!! Chris Jericho is a traitor!!"

Goes to the back with Hayabusa and Terry Funk.

Terry Funk: "Yes, it is me, Terry Funk, the Joker has rehired me as a interviewer. Here is Hayabusa to tell his side of the story with Sting."

Hayabusa: "A few weeks back I attacked Sting for what you thought no reason. I had a reason. I was the victim...not him. He came to my house a threatened to end my carrer to my wife."

Terry Funk: "Thats horrible and I hope something is done but we gotta go back to ringside.

Justin Roberts: "The following contest is a tag team match and is for one fall!!"

Painkiller and Kofi Kingston come out.

Justin Roberts: "On their way to the ring, the tag of Painkiller and Kofi Kingston!!"

Evan Bourne and John Cena comes out.

Justin Roberts: "Now the team of John Cena and Evan Bourne!!"

Match: Bell rings and were off with Cena and Kofi starting off. Cena ties up with Kofi and knocking him down. Cena goes to pick up Kofi when a thumb to the eye. Cena is blinded and doesn't know he's walking to Painkiller and Painkiller with a hard right hand. The referee yells at Painkiller and he yells back. Kofi looks over at Painkiller and looks back at Cena and Cena gets him up for a FU. Painkiller pulls Kofi's leg and Kofi slips out of it. Kofi with punch to Cena's head. Kofi with a kick to the mid section and Kofi hits a spinning kick on the top of Cena's head. Cena goes down and Painkiller calls for a tag. Kofi tags in Painkiller. He gets up Cena and throws him into the steel pole. Painkiller with a roll up, 1...2-Kick out! Painkiller gets up and Cena gets up to his feet too. Painkiller with a irish whip. Cena comes back and hits a clothsline on Painkiller. The crowd goes nuts for Cena. Both Cena and Painkiller crawl to their corners. Painkiller tags in Kofi and Kofi storms in, stomping away at Cena. Evan is yelling at Cena to tag him in. Cena can't come to him. Kofi gets up Cena and throws him over the rope. Painkiller gets him up and throws him into the announce table. The referee yells at Painkiller and is gonna start counting when he throws Cena back in. Cena comes out if it and hits Kofi with a FU. Cena baseball slides and hits Painkiller, knocking him down. Evan comes in the ring and hits a cross body on Painkiller. Cena gets up and goes for a pin, 1...2...3!!!!!

Justin Roberts: "Here is your winners, Evan Bourne and John Cena!!" Evan Bourne grabs a mic.

Evan Bourne: It's been a great run in TFC but I think it's time to move on in my life. I am here by resigning from TFC."

Jim Ross: "Bourne just quit!! Look at the look on Cena's face!!"

The Great Khali comes out.

Justin Roberts: "Hello ladies and gentlemen I will be Khali's translator for the night!"

Great Khali: "Dsah lsajk shalksjdala lasjdls kamldoa."

Justin Roberts: "Khali says he is going to do something different on Khali's Kiss Cam. He is going to get someone else to be kissed on the kiss cam. Please give a warm welcome to the Godfather!!"

Godfather comes out.

Godfather: "Wait. You're trying to get a pimp a kiss? Haha, well you can never have too many hoes! Bring her on!!"

Fat girl comes out.

Godfather: "What? Her? Haha, you're joking right?"

Justin Roberts: "No, his not joking."

Godfather: This is gross!!

Godfather attacks Khali down and walks down to the ring. Justin Roberts walks down with him.

Justin Roberts: "And his oppenent, Tana!!"

Tana comes out.

Match: Bell rings and were off. Tana ties up with Godfather and he gets out. Godfather smacks Tana's butt and Tana slaps him. Godfather looks at Tana and grabs her by her hair. Tana pulls off Godfather and she hits a side affect. Godfather rolls over to under the ropes. Tana uses her feet to push Godfather out the ring. Tana gets up and Godfather is getting to his feet on the outside. Tana with a cross body on Godfather to the outside. Tana gets up and bounces Godfather's head off the announce table and throws him over to the barrer. Tana gets in the ring and taunts to mixed reactions in the crowd. The referee starts to count...1...2....3....4....5.....6.....7....8....9...10.

Justin Roberts: "Here is your winner, Tana!!"

Match ends and Tana goes to the outside and picks up Godfather. She picks him up and cyclones him through a table

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Jim Ross: "Hello ladies and gentlemen were back on Smackdown!!"

Michael Cole: "The match was made that we will see The Great Khali vs Godfather next week!!"

Goes to Joker and Casey backstage.

Joker: "Baby I can't wait for tonight" Casey comes in the room. "What do you want?"

Kelly: "I know things went bad between me and you but I want another chance with you"

Joker: "If, you didn't notice, I'm with my girl right now."

Casey: "Yeah and you should have thought different before you came in here like that"

Kelly: "What? No!"

Casey: "Yes and I challenge you to a match tonight!!"

Joker: "Haha, good luck Kelly. You'll need it"

Justin Roberts: "Making his way to the ring...coming from OWC...making his Smackdown debut...KINGDOM WARRIOR!!!!!!!"

Kingdom Warrior comes out.

Justin Roberts: "And his oppenent..."

Sting's music hits.

Justin Roberts: "...Sting!!"

Match: Bell rings and were off. Sting locks up with Kingdom Warrior. Sting locks on with a arm bar. Warrior with a sun set flip on Sting. Warrior gets up and gets up Sting. He irish whips him into the corner. Warrior with a big splash in the corner. Kingdom comes back and hits a DDT on Sting. Kingdom walks over to Sting but out of no where Sting rolls him up,1...2...NO! Kingdom kicks out. Kingdom gets up and stomps away at Sting. Kingdom drags Sting by the hand and pulls him into the bottom of the ring. Kingdom with knees to the head and comes back to taunt the crowd. He gets boo's and cheers. Sting gets up and has a blood coming from his forehead. He throws Kingdom into the turnbuckle and hits a belly-to-belly suplex. Kingdom yells in pain. Sting gets him up and wipes away his blood. Sting hits a vertical suplex on Kingdom. Sting goes up top and...BIG SPLASH!!! Goes for a pin, 1...2...3!!!!

Justin Roberts: "Here is your winner, Sting!!"

Jim Ross: "What a great win by Sting!! Lets go to the backstage!!

Goes to the rest of the NWO in the back.

Chris: "He's perfect."

CBM: I gotta tell you guys...I'm impressed."

Chris Jericho: "I know. Were trying our best to help you invade the whole TFC."

CBM: "Well keep it up."

Shawn Michaels: "Guys I gotta go get ready for my match."

Mick Foley: "Ok, see you."

CBM: "See you later." HBK leaves the room

Casey and Joker come out.

Justin Roberts: "Making their way to the ring, Casey with her manager...Joker!!"

Kelly comes out.

Justin Roberts: "And her oppenent...Kelly!!"

Match: Bell rings and were off. Joker pushes down Kelly and Casey laughes at her. Joker goes out the ring and gets a hammer and brings it back. Casey grabs it and hits Kelly in the ribs with it. The referee is about to DQ her but Joker looks at Kelly. Casey sets up for a pepsi plunge and it hits. Goes for a pin...1...2...3!!

Justin Roberts: "Here is your winner, Casey!!"

Joker: "Kelly...YOU'RE FIRED FROM TFC!!!!!!!!"

Joker and Casey step outside the ring so the next match can start.

Joker: "Me and my girl will be watching from here."

Kevin Shaddix comes out.

Justin Roberts: "Coming to ring Kevin Shaddix!!"

HBK comes out with NWO gear on.

Justin Roberts: "Coming to the ring second "HBK" Shawn Michaels!!"

Match; Bell rings and were off. Kevin stares at Joker and get clothslined by Shawn. Shawn picks him up and slams him into the turnbuckle. Kevin counters and throws out HBK. Kevin goes out the ring and walks over to Joker. Joker gets up from his chair throws Kevin back in the ring. Kevin gets up and is gonna shoot himself on Joker but picks Shawn as a target and lands on him. Kevin gets Shawn and throws him in the ring. Kevin gets in the ring and throws HBK into the ropes and it hits his shoulder. Shawn comes back and Kevin hits a scissors kick on HBK's shoulder. HBK yells in pain. Kevin gets him up and looks at Joker. Joker smiles as Kevin goes back to Shawn. Kevin hits a side effect on him. Painkiller slowly walks down the ring with Rob Zombie. Kevin looks around at all of them as they all circle the ring. Where is Tana? HBK gets up and hits Kevin from behind. HBK gets him up and sets him up for a suplex off the top rope. Kevin reverses and hits a belly to belly to the outside on HBK. HBK yells as his back hits the ground. Kevin waits for him to come back in, knowing it's not a good idea to go out there by himself. Finally, HBK is back in. Kevin locks up with him and HBK throws him back. Shawn gets Kevin and starts pounding him with fists. Shawn stops and Kevin trips him up. Kevin gives fists on his own now. Kevin gets up and the crowd goes crazy for him. Kevin turns around and spears HBK, goes for a pin,1...2...NO!!! HBK some how kicks out. Kevin gets mad and remember Joker kidnapping Maria. Kevin hits another spear but doesn't cover him. Kevin goes up top and....SWANTON BOMB!!!!! Painkiller gets in the ring and sets up for a powerbomb but slides out and Kevin spears him. Painkiler rolls out of the ring. Kevin looks down at Joker and goes up top again....ANOTHER SWANTON BOMB!!!!! Joker pulls in Rob and Kevin hits a twist of fate on Rob Zombie. HBK gets up and is still dizzy when Kevin Shaddix hits a spear on him. He goes for a pin,1...2...3!!!!

The match ends and Joker goes in the ring with Casey as Kevin walks out looking at him.

Joker: "As I told you...I have a question" Joker gets down on one knee. "Casey will you marry me?"

Casey: "YES! YES YES!!"

Kevin gets back in the ring with discuss. Painkiller comes up and attacks him as Joker and him beat down Kevin. The lights go out and we see Tana and the band of Papa Roach and they run down the ring. A huge fight breaks out...BUT WAIT!!! NWO'S MUSIC HITS!!! Chris Jericho, Mick Foley and Sting run out the ring and help out Devil Rejects. Chris the Curse and Oracle run out to join Kevin's team in fighting. The show goes out with the choas.

End of Show.

 

 

Smackdown comes on and The Devils Rejects come out and Joker is wearing a clown mask.

Painkiller: Last week, the best team in TFC history was reformed. Myself and Joker are former members, and we will like to welcome Casey and the original Devils Reject that was the inspiration for all this, Rob Zombie!!

Rob Zombie: Kevin and the rest of the Black Parade think they're better than us. I wanna announce, no one is better than the Devils Rejects. Not DX, Brood X or anyone. We are unstoppable and with Joker as GM and World Heavyweight Champion, we have the best leader.

Casey: Yes, my boyfriend, was smart to act face last week. Many people fell for it, including the burnt toast called Jacoby Shaddix.

Painkiller: Now, here is your General Manager of Smackdown and the World Champion, the Joker!!

Joker takes off his hood and robe and takes off his mask. Painkiller hands him the microphone.

Joker: I told you I can do anything. I could strip Shawn Michaels of the world title and put it on my shoulder. But I didn't. You see, I have more respect than that. I was gonna pin someone for the title. I may have won it cheaply from Kevin, but Painkillers hand went down for the three count. I am the greatest wrestler on Smackdown and no one can say anything.

Casey: Thats right, baby. And if that skank, Tana has anything to say about it, then she's got problems. If either Tana or Maria lay a hand on me tonight I will destroy them both. I am the Women's Champion and no diva is tough enough for me.

Joker: There's something I need to address. I never gave Painkiller his crown. So, will my guys bring it out for me?

One of Joker's Clowns comes out and brings the crown in a case.

Joker: I want to present you with your royal crown.

Joker places the crown on Painkillers head.

Joker: Lets give it up for King Painkiller!!

Casey cheers and the crowd boos.

Joker: Shut up, you people better show him respect or I will kick out the next person to insult!!

Man: (In crowd) YOU'RE A COWARD JOKER!!!

Joker: What did you just say? Get him in here!! (clown throws him into the ring)

Joker: Now, I gotta better hear of you. Say it again.

Man: You're a coward! (joker grabs his hair as the black parades music hits)

Kevin: Let him go, Joker.

Joker: Or what?

Kevin: I'm prepared to attack at any moment. I have my crew here and were ready. (joker lets go)

Joker: You're gonna pay for that.

Kevin: I don't care as long as I get my rematch.

Joker: You will but, you'll have to re-earn it.

Kevin: This isn't right, why do I have to earn it again?

Joker: I am the GM and I can do whatever.

Kevin: Name your price.

Joker: You will fight me in a non-title match and if you win, I will give you a rematch.

Kevin: Deal, that title is mine.

Tana: What about MY championship?

Casey: Honey, can I make a match?

Joker: Sure, what you got?

Casey: Tana, if you want my championship, get in line.

Tana: Who's next?

Casey: She's standing beside you. Beat Maria tonight.

Tana: What?!

Joker: I like that idea.

Jim Ross: Oh my god!! Did you hear that?

Michael Cole: Yes I did and I am ready to see this!!

Jim Ross: Joker is discusting man!!

Michael Cole: Yes he is!! We'll be back after this commercial!!

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Justin Roberts: The following contest is for one fall!

Team 3D comes out

Justin Roberts: Coming to the ring Team 3D!!

Evan Bourne and Kofi Kingston comes out.

Justin Robert: And their oppenents...Evan Bourne and Kofi Kingston!!

Match: Bell rings and were off. Bourne and Devon start off. Bourne powers Devon into the corner. Devon powers him back into the other corner. Bourne with a hip toss and locks in a arm bar. Devon does a stunner like move on Evan and it throws him back. Evan is in the corner when Devon walks up to him. Devon pulls Evan out of the corner and hits vertical suplex on him. Evan is down as Devon tags in Ray. Devon picks up Evan does a sunset flip on him. Ray lands a leg drop as Devon goes out the ring. Ray taunts the crowd and gets boo'ed. Kofi is in the corner wanting in. Ray yells at Kofi. Ray turns around and Evan is up and he throws him outside, through the ropes. Devon goes out and picks up Ray. Evan with a quick tag to Kofi. Devon throws Ray into the ring. Kofi gets up Ray the irish whips him. Ray comes back and Kofi jumps over him. He comes back a second time gets a hurricrani. Ray goes down as Kofi taunts around the ring. Devon comes in a clothslines Kofi. Evan runs after Devon to the outside. Devon vertical suplexes him through the announce table. Devon gets back on the apron. Kofi stares at Evan and Ray jumps on Kofi, knocking him down. Evan starts getting up and slowly walks to the apron. Ray tags in Devon and Devon throws Kofi off to the apron. Evan tags himself in. Team 3D hits the 3D on Evan as he comes in. Kofi is thrown out the ring by Devon and he goes to the outside. Ray goes for a pin,1-2-3!!!! The match ends as Team 3D goes to the back. Kofi slowly gets in the ring and helps up Evan. Kofi with a side kick to Evan. The crowd is in shock.

Jim Ross: Oh my god!! Kofi just turned on Evan!! He just kicked his off!!

Goes to Casey and Joker in the back.

Joker: So, honey, I loved the match you made.

Casey: Really? Do you think I'd make a good GM?

Joker: Of course. (kisses casey) (kevin knocks on door)

Kevin: You wanted to see me?

Joker: Yes, hello, Maria.

Maria: Cut the mind games Joker, get to it.

Joker: Haha, well I've been thinking and I am not happy with you tonight.

Maria: So?

Joker: Find someone to interview or you're fired.

Maria: Ok, man, chill.

Kevin: You're not firing my girlfriend.

Joker: I can use the power if I wanna. You have no say. Theirs still one more piece you know?

Kevin: I know what you're talking about. You told me on the forums and don't you dare touch Bryson.

Joker: Then do as I say.

Kevin: Which is?

Joker: .........

Goes to commercial.

Back from commercial.

John Cena in back walking around as Maria runs up to him.

Maria: John, can I have a word on you being stripped of your contenders spot?

John Cena: What? I'm not gonna let that happen. Joker won't mess with me.

Cena walks off as Joker calls Maria's cell.

Joker: Not good enough!!

Maria: I'm working on it!

Joker: Not hard enough. Stage 4 will start soon so stay tuned. I wouldn't wanna miss it. (joker hangs up)

Maria: JOKER!! JOKER!!

Justin Roberts: The following contest is for one fall!!

Rob Zombie On Titantron: I have a message from the Joker. Oracle Zero messed with Joker and McMahon 101 allowed him to come to Smackdown tonight. The stipulation is if Oracle wins he stays on OWC but if he loses he is on Smackdown now. Without further of due...Oracle Zero.

Oracle Zero comes out.

Justin Roberts: Second is The Great Khali!!

Khali comes out.

Match: Bell rings and were off. Khali stalks Oracle and throws him across the ring. Khali picks him up and we see fear in his eyes. Khali with a hand to the skull of Oracle.. Khali goes for the pin, 1-2-3!! Khali looks at Oracle and picks him up. Chris the Curse runs out to the ring and checks on him.

Justin Roberts: Here is your winner, The Great Khali!!

Jim Ross: Wow! Chris the Curse or once known as, Kermie just helped Oracle Zero!!

Michael Cole: We'll be back after the commercial!!

Goes to commercial

Back and goes to Joker and Oracle in office.

Oracle Zero: I won...

Joker: I see that (joker hands the contract to oracle and he signeds it)

Oracle Zero: It's official.

Joker: Welcome to Smackdown.

Oracle Zero: Thank you.

Chris the Curse comes in.

Chris the Curse: Boss, I wanna shot at the tag titles next week.

Joker: Well, as you know you need a partner.

Chris the Curse: Yes, I have a partner.

Joker: Who?

Chris the Curse: Him.

Oracle Zero: Me?

Joker: Its done.

Justin Roberts: The following contest is for the number one contenders spot in the Women's Championship!!

Kevin comes out with Tana but stops at the ramp as she goes down.

Justin Roberts: On the way...TANA!!!

Maria comes out.

Justin Roberts: Second coming to the ring, Maria!!

Match: Match starts and were off. Tana signals Maria to just lay down. The Joker comes out.

Joker: If Maria loses to Tana...SHE'S FIRED!!!

Match: Tana yells at Joker from a distance and Maria comes from behind on Tana. It knocks her down. Maria looks guilty as Tana gets and nods that its okay. Tana backs her into the corner and Maria trys fighting back. Tana throws her down and slowly covers Maria, 1-2-3!! Tana gets up and feels bad on what she just did.

Joker: Maria, you're fir--. Wait, I gotta nother idea.

The lights shut off and the clowns come in and take Maria. The lights come back on.

Joker: Kevin, has to win her back. The fifth stage begins in our match and will continue next week.

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Jim Ross: We're back and were going live to Painkiller in the ring!!

Painkiller: Tonight, I have no match so I am issuing an open challenge to anyone in the locker room. Come on out....................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................music finally hits.............................................

Sting comes out.

Jim Ross: Oh my god! Its STING, STING, STING!!!!!!!

Painkiller: You? Really? This will be easy.

Match: Painkiller hits Sting in the head with the mic and the bell rings. Painkiller pulls him up and big chop. Painkiller sets up for a powerbomb but Sting pulls out of it. Sting hits a clothsline on Painkiller. Sting goes up top. Sting hits a double axe handle in the back as Painkiller gets up. Painkiller goes down to his knees as Sting agressively gets him up. Sting forearm smashes him into the corner. Painkiller delivers a forearm smash of his own. Painkiller hits a DDT on Sting. Painkiller taunts Sting and the crowd. The crowd boo's Painkiller and he yells at them. Painkiller turns around and gets a body slam by Sting. The crowd goes nuts for Sting. Painkiller slowly gets up and a kick to the mid section by Sting. Sting swings up against the ropes and comes back with a neck breaker. Painkiller is down and Sting goes to the outside. He walks around the ring and the crowd cheers for him. He rolls back into the ring. Painkiller runs up to him and Sting hits a fast sidewalk slam. Painkiller is out of and Sting goes up top, BIG SPLASH FROM THE TOP TURNBUCKLE!!!!!! Goes for a pin, 1-2-3!!!

Justin Roberts: Here is your winner, STING!!!!!!

Shawn Michaels and Mick Foley come out to the ring.

Shawn Michaels: Did you see OWC's Powersurge? If you skip to the very end before the show goes off, a group known as the New World Order returned. In this group was the best of the best. We automatically knew we were good enough for this group, and we joined. As you can see our team colors, black and white. We saw your match and decided you were one of the best in TFC. Why not join?

Sting: If I join, that would mean giving up these loving fans. But what have these fans done for me? Nothing!! My face has the colors black and white all over it. I wanna be the best and I'm in.

Mick Foley: Welcome to the NWO.

Sting: Thank you. I will not let you down.

The crowd boo's as we go to the back.

JTG: Yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, its yo boyz Cryme Tyme!!

Shad: Yo, J, whats been up dog?

JTG: Still pissed off about losing our titles.

Shad: I know, and we don't even get a rematch? Thats dope.

JTG: Some young punks jump in front of us and were out.

Shad: Yeah, I know. But don't our fans think of this as our downfall, we will get back up again.

JTG: Yeah, for real.

Shad: This message was brought to you by yo boyz Cryme Tyme.

JTG: We out.

Justin Roberts: The following contest is a non-title, one fall match!!

Kevin Shaddix comes out.

Justin Roberts: Introducing first, from Cameron, North Carolina, Kevin Shaddix!!

Joker comes out with Casey.

Joker: I promised you a fair fight, but I didn't tell you it wasn't gonna be under extreme rules. We're gonna have a barb-wire match!! As you see, theres barbed wire all around the ropes. No one will get in or out. Good luck.

Match: The bell rings and the Joker attacks Kevin. He backs him into the ropes and Kevin yells out. The barb wire is tearing away his flesh. Joker pulls him away and rips off his shirt. He throws him back into the barb wire. Kevin yells and pulls away. He trys pulling Joker to it but Casey pulls on his leg from the outside. Kevin stomps on Casey's finger and Joker comes from behind on Kevin. Joker checks on Casey and she says shes okay. Joker turns around looking mad at Kevin. Joker with a big spear and smashes in Kevins face. Kevin pushes him off and Joker backs away. Kevin gets back up and Joker with a big clothsline. Casey throws in a chair and Joker grabs it. Joker chomps down on Kevins knees with the chair. Joker throws the chair to the outside. Joker pulls Kevin around by the legs. Kevin kicks him off and Joker falls into the barb wire. The crowd cheers as Joker screams. Casey turns her head away from Joker's blood dripping back. Joker takes off his dress shirt and throws it to the outside. The audience is in amazement of the bleeding backs of the men. Kevin runs at Joker but Joker trips him up and Kevins face is ripped by the blades. Kevins eye is cut slim. The referee pulls Kevin to the side and tapes his eye on the cut. Joker stares down the referee. Joker goes back to work on Kevin. He trys getting Kevin up but he kicks Joker in the knee. Casey throws in a pair of brass nuckles and Joker catches and delivers it to the head. Kevin goes down as Joker stuff the nucks into his pocket. Joker taunts Kevin to get up. Casey blows Joker a kiss and Joker blows one back. "I love you," the Joker mouths. Joker turns around and Kevin throws him into the barb wire. Jokers face cuts. Kevin pulls off the tape from his eye. Casey throws in a end of sledge hammer. Kevin kicks away the end, outside the ring. Tana runs out to the ring and attacks Casey. Joker get the brass knucks from his pocket and is gonna use them but Kevin turns him around and hits a twist of fate. Kevin gets up and goes to up top. SWANTON BOMB BY KEVIN!!!!!!! He goes for a pin,1........2.........3!!!!!!!!!!!!! Kevin slips out the ring and goes with Tana backstage. Casey goes in the ring and checks on Joker as the show fades.

End of Show

Powersurge comes on.

Jim Ross: Hello everyone and welcome to Powersurge!!

Michael Cole: We have a huge night, tonight.

Jim Ross: As you saw on Smackdown, Terry Funk was fired and I hope Joker doesn't keep this madness up.

 

Michael Cole: Speaking of the Joker, he goes one on one with Dr Leroy Spencer. Spencer, you might remember was GM of Smackdown up until last week's Smackdown.

Jim Ross: Joker is forcing him into a Steel Cage match. We're talking about a man with no in-ring experience.

Michael Cole: This man is sick. He has no reason to do this anymore. He's already the GM!

Jim Ross: Well, lets get underway with Powersurge.

Justin Roberts: The following contest is a Tables, Ladders, and Chairs Match.

Cryme Tymes music hits.

Justin Roberts: On the way to the ring, from Brooklyn, New York, Cryme Tyme!!

Evan Bourne's music hits.

Justin Roberts: Making their way to the ring, Evan Bourne and Kofi Kingston!!

Team 3D's music hits.

Justin Roberts: Now, to the ring, The Tag Team Champions, Team 3D!!

Match: Bell rings, and were off. Shad goes after Ray. Shad and JTG double team Ray with stomps. Devon grabs JTG and pounds his into the turnbuckle. Evan throws Devon over the top rope. Evan irish whips Kofi and he hits a spinning heel kick on JTG. Ray sneaks outside as Devon gets back in. Kofi realizes Ray's on the outside and goes to the outside. Kofi grabs a chair from the ring announcer's spot. Ray doesn't notice him and Kofi strikes him into the back. Kofi drops the chair and throws him into the ring. JTG grabs Ray and Ray pounds his stomach. Devon throws Evan over the top rope and they take the fight to the outside. JTG goes out with them. Kofi, Ray, and Shad look at each other. Shad nods at Ray. Shad and Ray attack him and Ray hits a gutwrench powerbomb on Kofi. Shad looks at Ray deadly and clothsline him from the back. Ray goes down and taunts to boos. Evan grabs a chair on the outside. He pounds on Devon with it. JTG grabs the chair from Evan and slides it back under the ring. JTG punches Evan to face. Evan throws JTG against the barrer. Kofi attacks Ray and Evan throws a chair to Kofi in the ring. He catches it and swings it at the skull of Shad. Shad falls to the outside. He is out cold. Evan sneaks back into the ring. They hit a double vertical suplex on him. Evan signals for Kofi to get a ladder. Kofi obeys the order get the ladder from under the ring. JTG attacks Kofi. Shad starts getting back to his feet and dizzes his way to Kofi and lands on him. Kofi goes back to putting the ladder in the ring but JTG grabs his leg. Evan grabs the ladder and Shad gets back into the ring and is awake. Evan drops the ladder on Shad and he sets it up in the ring. Evan climbs the ladder as JTG jumps up the steps of it. Team 3D gets in the ring as Evan and JTG fight at the top of the ladder. Devon and Ray set up with them and......they both hit powerbomb off the ladder!! Devon and Ray high five eachother. Devon goes up the ladder. Ray watches to make sure no one comes in. Kofi comes in and Ray attacks him. Shad sneaks back in and knocks down the ladder. Devon lands back first on the mat outside the ring. Kofi throws out Ray and JTG gets back in the ring. JTG throws Kofi to the outside and spring boards to the outside on top of Ray. Evan gets back in the ring with a chair and hits Shad with it knocking him off the ladder. Evan goes up top the ladder. Shad goes up top with Evan on the ladder again. Ray and Devon get up and are setting tables up on the outside. Devon gets the ring with a chair. Devon smashes the chair at Shad's knee. Shad falls down to the mat. Devon climbs the ladder. Evan and Devon throw blows at each other. Ray gets in the ring. Evan's legs go under Ray and Ray throws him over the ropes through the two tables set up. JTG gets in the ring as Devon grabs the titles.

(Ding, ding ding)

Justin Roberts: Here is your winners and new the Tag Team Champions, Team 3D!!!!!

Team 3D slides out the ring around the carnage.

Joker: (In office) (Talking on phone) Hun, don't worry, I got it under control.....I know and everything will go okay....I have faith in you....Bye, I love you too.

Jim Ross: It seems the boss has a secret girlfriend but who is it?

Michael Cole: I'm not sure but if its a TFC diva, how will it benefit Joker?

Jim Ross: I've got a feeling its not gonna be pretty whatever he's got planned.

Michael Ross: Lets get back to the action.

Justin Roberts: The following contest is for one fall.

Hayabusa comes out.

Justin Roberts: Coming to the ring, Hayabusa!!

Sting comes out.

Justin Roberts: On the way to the ring, Sting!!

(Ding, ding, ding)

Match: Bell rings and were off. Sting charges at Hayabusa with a spear. Sting gets him up and throws him against the corner and pounds his stomach in. Hayabusa pushes Sting off. Sting goes right back to him. He locks in a half nelson and throws him around in it. Hayabusa gets to the top rope and the referee forces him to let go. Sting hits forearm smashes Hayabusa in the back. Sting pounds his head in on the top turnbuckle. Sting trys going for a second one but Hayabusa hits a double axe handle. Sting walks away from Hayabusa. He walks up to Sting and locks in a reverse bear hug. Sting trys pulls him to the ropes but Hayabusa with a back suplex. Sting is knocked out to the impact. Hayabusa drags Sting to the bottom corner. Hayabusa sets up for knee to Sting's head. Hayabusa runs and gets about the middle of the ring and Sting pulls himself up and hits a powerful clothsline knocking them both down. Sting gets back to his feet and grabs up Hayabusa. Sting irish whips him into the corner. Sting runs to him and sets him up for a suplex off the top turnbuckle. And...it connects!! Sting and Hayabusa are out of it. Sting crawls over to the ropes on his knees. Hayabusa gets up and walks to Sting who is trying to get up. Hayabusa pulls his arms back and jams the knee in his back. Sting yells out. Sting pulls up and does a hip toss on him and locks in a arm lock. Hayabusa twists his way out of it. Hayabusa and Sting have a strength contest as they get to their feet. The crowd cheers on Sting. Sting over powers Hayabusa and hits a body slam. Sting goes to his feet and locks in a sharp shooter. Hayabusa yells in pain but doesn't try to move to the ropes. Sting leans back, putting on more pressure. Hayabusa trys dragging him to the ropes but Sting pulls him back to the middle of the ring. Sting lets go of Hayabusa and drags him by the leg to the ropes. Sting uses the ropes to spring himself up and lands on the knee of Hayabusa. Hayabusa yells in pain. Hayabusa gets up and limping on his leg. Sting trys grabbing on to him but Hayabusa grabs Sting and throws him at the referee. The ref goes down. Hayabusa weasels his way out of the ring and goes under the ring. Sting looks around, confused on where Hayabusa is. He comes out from the other side of the ring with a steel chair. Sting is turned around the other way. Hayabusa trys swing the chair at Sting but he turns around and kicks Hayabusa to the mid section as Hayabusa drops the chair under him and hits a doubled-arm DDT on him on the chair. Sting slides the chair out the ring and gets the referee awake. Sting has trouble put pulls him to them. Sting covers Hayabusa and the referee counts slow, 1.....2......3!! Sting gets to his feet and grabs a mic. Justin Roberts is about to announce he is the winner when interrupts him.

Sting: Hayabusa, I finally got you in state that you can't cheaply attack me. So, I'm going to tell all of you fans why he attacked me. He knew I was the better of us. He knew he couldn't beat me and wanted to try to take me out of TFC. Looks like your plan failed. Good thing its over. (Sting drops mic and crawls out the ring)

Goes to Joker in office.

Joker: Powersurge has been great so far but I think theirs something missing so.....please welcome Papa Roach!!

Goes back to the stage and Papa Roach is set up on the stage.

Jacoby Shaddix: This goes to my brother for good luck in his match tonight!!

"Last Resort" by Papa Roach

Jacoby Shaddix: I hope you all enjoyed our performance and are pulling for Kevin in the mainevent! If Joker does anything then we are stick our middle finger to him! If Joker does anything, I riot!! (Joker comes out)

Joker: Who do you think you are? I have no desire to even think about ruining tonight's mainevent.

Jacoby Shaddix: I know how you are and I know you can get jealous easily.

Joker: Jealous? I can strip Shawn Michaels of his championship right now and put it around my waist. Thats how powerful I am.

Jacoby Shaddix: And I respect you for that but...if you screw my brother...I won't like it.

Joker: Oh, your brother is in good hands. You, not so much. STAGE FOUR!

Someone in the crowd wearing a clown mask throws a bat to Joker. Joker swings it at Jacoby beat in his ribs. He smack Jacoby in the head and runs into the crowd as Kevin runs out to the ramp. Kevin runs through the crowd after Joker. A huge fireworks display is set off and ruins the stage and blows Jacoby half to shreads almost.

Joker is running down the hall. Maria runs behind him with a mic.

Maria: Why did you do that?

Joker: Kevin's brother needed to learn to keep his nose out of people's bussiness.

Maria: But now that the stage is blow up and flaming, where will the next match take place?

Joker: Anywhere. The next match, Tana vs Casey will be a Backstage Brawl.

Maria stops running as Joker runs into his office.

Justin Roberts: The following contest is a Backstage Brawl and is for the Women's Championship!!

Match: Casey is looking for Tana backstage. Casey grabs a chair walks down the halls. She walks into a room and Tana ambushes her, spraying black mist in the eyes of Casey. Tana begins choking out Casey with a cable. Casey pulls her hair and she lets go. Casey gets to feet and picks up the chair again. Casey hits Tana in the back with the chair and throws it away. Casey grabs Tana's hair but Tana rakes her eyes. Casey backs away from Tana and is blinded by the attack on her eyes. Tana picks up a television and Casey turns around to a television to the face. Tana throws the television away. Tana pulls Casey back to her feet and they exit the room. Tana throws her at the restroom door and drags her to the tiolet. Tana is about to plant Casey's face in the tiolet but Casey throws her down and drowns her out with the water in the tiolet. Tana forces her self out the toilet and pushes Casey outside the stall. Tana grabs Casey throws her into the mirror. The glass cracks and Casey is cut open. Tana pulls Casey outside the bathroom into the hall way again. Tana puts Casey on the merchnidise stand. Tana pulls 20 foot ladder from the side and thinks about climbing it. Tana doesn't climb it and Tana throws the ladder down on top of Casey sending her through the table. Tana pulls the table off Casey and ties a rope to Casey ankle. Tana disappears from the camera for a second. All of a sudden, Tana comes out and riding a fork lift. Tana ties the other end of the rope to the forklift. Tana gets in the forklift and begins dragging Casey along the floor. Casey trys crawling to the forklift but its hard for her. She grabs onto the forklift and climbs the top and throws Tana out of it. Casey unties the rope from her foot. Casey starts up the forklift and back up into Tana. Tana yells in pain. Casey goes forward off Tana's arm. It reveals the bleeding arm of Tana. Casey gets Tana up and throws her skull first against the wall. Tana's slightly bleeding. Casey takes Tana down the hall. Tana grabs on a ladder and it falls on Casey's head. Tana puts Casey on the ladder and slides her down the stairs with Casey on it. Tana gets up Casey and trys vertical suplexing her down the next flight of steps but Casey with a reversal and spears Tana down the stairs. Both girls are knocked out. Casey gets Tana up and takes her on the stair area. Casey pulls her to parking lot. Casey throws Tana into a car windshield. Tana is bleedy good now. Casey disappears from the camera. Tana gets back to her feet. In comes a car storming. Casey is in it and trys running Tana over. Tana moves out of the way and Casey crashes into a transfor truck. Tana pulls Casey out of the car. Casey pushes off Tana and climbs the transfor truck. Tana follows. Casey with a kick to mid section and.....PEPSI PLUNGE OFF THE TRANSFOR TRUCK ONTO THE CAR!!!! Casey goes for the pin,1-2-3!!!! Joker comes in with the Womens Championship in hand. He helps Casey to her feet and kisses her. Joker places the title around waist.

Joker: Your new....Womens Champion and my girlfriend.....CASEY!!!! OH AND STAGE 5!

Jim Ross: WHAT?!?! CASEY WAS JOKER'S GIRLFRIEND!!!!!!

Michael Cole: I'm just as shocked as you JR!!

Joker: Now, let me introduce you to Rob Zombie!!

Goes to the ring with Rob Zombie and Maria.

Maria: Rob, you have a movie coming out, Halloween 2, what can you tell us about this?

Rob Zombie: Well, it picks up where the first one left off with Michael's sister going to the hospital. Michael is supposely dead but the body was never found and Micheal comes back to finish what he started. I think everyone should see this movie. It'll be awesome.

Maria: Thats great, now you are you pulling for in the main event?

Rob Zombie: Painkiller!! He's a Devils Reject like me!

Maria: Haha, but the Devils Rejects have been dead for so long.

Rob Zombie: I know but once a Reject, always a Reject.

Maria: I hear you have a trailer for us.

Rob Zombie: Yeah, here's a look into the film Halloween 2!!

Maria: Take a look.

Halloween 2: the trailer

Justin Roberts: The following contest is a Steel Cage match!!

Dr. Leroy Spencer comes out.

Justin Roberts: Introducing first, Dr. Leroy Spencer!!

Joker comes out.

Justin Roberts: Second is, the Joker!!!

Match: The cage lowers as the men look on in amazement. Spencer trys getting an early start but Joker throws him against the lowering cage. Joker puts Spencer under the cage and the cage starts lowering on top of Spencer. The referee calls the cage off and demands the guys put the cage up. The cage goes up as Spencer moves away from it. The cage lowers and the chains are locked in place. A clown comes out and throws a chair over the cage. Joker grabs the chair and pounds in Spencer's knees. He yells in pain. Joker stomps away at his knee and drags him around the ring. Joker repeatly smashes in Spencer's head beating him into a bloody pulp. Joker grabs out a screw driver from his pocket. Joker cuts at his head with it. Spencer yells in pain. Joker takes the screw driver and...HE'S CUTTING AT THE EYES OF SPENCER!!! Joker gets up and climbs over the ring.

Justin Robert: Here is your winner, THE JOKER!!!!!!!

Joker: Dr. Leroy Spencer...YOU'RE FIRED!!!!!!!!! STAGE 6 IS COMPLETE!!!!!

Jim Ross: Oh my god!! Leroy Spencer is fired!!

Michael Cole: Joker has just become a mad man!!

Jim Ross: And for what? A stupid loss? Why doesn't he just make himself champ if he wants it so bad?

Michael Cole: I don't know, he just doesn't make sense in my book.

Jim Ross: Mine neither. But, I'm getting word to go to the boiler room right now!

Goes to boiler room.

Leroy Spencer is chained up to a chair and his mouth is duct taped.

Joker: I told you to make me win. I don't wanna do this. You were a nice guy. We could have been friends. But, sadly you didn't want it. So, I'm sorry about this. (Sticks blade in mouth) Sorry buddy.

We hear screams from the outside. The medics rush in as Joker walks out.

Jim Ross: I've just got word that Spencer is still alive but is losing blood quick. We'll keep you updated through the show.

Justin Roberts: The following contest is a triple threat match and is for the Television and National Championship.

Jim Ross: I've just received word Spencer is being rushed to the hospital.

Justin Roberts: Introducing first, Shelton Benjamin!!

Justin Roberts: Second is, John Morrison!!

Justin Roberts: Third is Chris Jericho!!

Match: Bell rings and were off. Jericho and Morrison look at eachother then look at Shelton Benjamin. They throw him out of the ring. Jericho and Morrison go face to face. Jericho pushes Morrison and Morrison pushes Jericho off his feet. Jericho gets up and throws Morrison off his feet. He trys locking in a Walls of Jericho but Morrison kicks away from him. Shelton goes up top. He does a cross body on Jericho. Morrison gets up Shelton and rams him into the poll. Morrison goes for a roll up on Shelton but a kick out. Jericho grabs Morrison. Jericho sets up for a DDT but Shelton comes from behind with a bull dog. Shelton goes for a pin, 1-NO! Morrison drops a leg drop on Shelton. They get back to their feet and Jericho hits the codebreaker on Morrison. Shelton throws Jericho out the ring and covers Morrison, 1-2-3!!

Justin Roberts: Here is your winner and new Television and National Champions, Shelton Benjamin!!

Jim Ross: We've just been told Dr. Spencer is critical condition. Now we go to the back with Kevin and Maria.

Maria: Joker's gone freakin psycho man!

Kevin: I know, he's taken out everyone Tana, Spencer, and Papa Roach if you don't get out of here you could be next

Maria: Ok, I'm out. Are you gonna be okay?

Kevin: I'll be fine. I think I'm the safest right now. But just in case (hands gun to Maria) One shot between the eyes. Okay?

Maria: Kevin, I can't.

Kevin: You can. I believe in you. (kisses maria)

Maria: I love you.

Kevin: I love you too. (maria leaves)

Justin Roberts: The following contest is a Falls Count Anywhere match!!

Painkiller comes out.

Justin Roberts: Making his way to the ring, Painkiller!!

Kevin Shaddix comes out.

Justin Roberts: Second coming to the ring is Kevin Shaddix!!

Match: Bell rings and were off. Kevin clothslines over the rope. Kevin exits the ring and looks under the ring. Kevin pulls out a wooden board. Kevin lights it on fire and swings it and hits Painkiller in the head. Painkiller isn't burning. Kevin throws away the board and the fire is put out by security. Kevin grabs the t.v. screen from the announce table and trys hitting Painkiller in the head with but ducks and big boots Kevin. Painkiller get him up and puts him on the announce table. Painkiller gets on the table too. Painkiller trys setting up for chokeslam but Kevin pushes his hand off and spears him off the table. Kevin gets to his feet and grabs a chair. Kevin smashes Painkillers fingers with it and Painkiller jumps up as Kevin throws the chair down on his head. Painkiller is speard out on mat. Kevin grabs a kendo stick from under the ring. Kevin smashes it against Painkillers face. Painkiller's check is bleeding but he gets up and grabs the kendo stick from Kevin. He acts as if he's gonna hit Kevin and Kevin jumps back. Painkiller licks his own blood. Kevin grabs the chair and yells at Painkiller. They both try hitting each other but the kendo stick bounces off the chair. Painkiller is dizzy and falls on the steal steps. Painkiller mouth is busted open. Kevin puts his hand in Painkillers mouth and pulls on his jaw. Painkiller gets his hand out of his mouth. Painkiller gets up and throws Kevin into the announce table. Kevin gets back into the ring and waits on Painkiller but he doesn't get up. Kevin slide him off the table and pulls him into the ring. Kevin grabs the chair and walks in the ring. Kevin sets Painkiller on the turnbuckle. Kevin lays the chair under him and....DDT OFF THE TURNBUCKLE AND ON THE CHAIR!!!!! Painkiller is knocked out. Kevin drags Painkiller cross the ring burning his back.Painkilller grabs his hand. Painkiller gets and grabs him by the throat. Painkiller puts in the powerbomb and......IT CONNECTS!! Painkiller goes outside the ring and gets a ladder. Painkiller climbs it and is about to jump on Kevin when Kevin climbs it too. Painkiller grabs him by the throat and chokeslams him off the ladder. But the ladder falls and they fall into the crowd. Painkiller goes for the cover, 1-2-3!!!! PAINKILLER WINS!!!!!!!!

Justin Roberts: Here is your winner and new King of the Ring, Painkiller!!

Jim Ross: As that was announced we heard back from doctors and it has been reported that Dr. Leroy Spencer is in a coma!!

Michael Cole: Joker is just a twisted man and I hope to god he's punished!!

Jim Ross: Well we will see what happens next time.

Michael Cole: Goodnight ladies and gentlemen!!

Smackdown entrance video comes on followed by the firework display

Terry Funk: Hello everyone and welcome to Smackdown!!

Jim Ross: Tonight we have an exciting event so lets get down to it.

Dr Spencer comes out.

Dr Spencer: Tonight is very special. We've got a special main event tonight featuring Kevin Shaddix. For reasons of backstage rumors, the Joker has been banned from tonights event. What he was talking about last week, after his match. He was planning to kill me. So Joker I hope you're watching. 'Cause YOU'RE FIRE--

Joker comes out to the ramp.

Joker: I know the next words out your mouth, "you're fired" right? Well, thats not possible now. You can't fire me, but I can fire you.

Dr Spencer: Why is that not possible?

Joker: I went to McMahon 101, and asked him about your work on Smackdown. As we all know, I helped you pull off Smackdown last week and the week before. He said I was the doing the most. That pretty much...I was the GM. So I took that under consideration and decided...you took from me that will take time to replace. For that, now I am going to take from you. Starting tonight. As you know I am under a rule of mine. That rule is to make TFC and Smackdown pay 10 times for your stupid mistake. Its going to be called, "10 Stages of Hell." I already took stage one, now I'm taking stage two. By the end of tonight, we will be done with some stages. I always save the best for last.

Dr. Spencer: What do you have in mind?

Joker: I'm glad you asked. I am forcing you into a match right now.

Dr. Spencer: These guys spend years training when I never even had one match.

Joker: Did you care when you came to me before the show two weeks ago and said for me to lose?

Dr. Spencer: No, because I didn't think you'd care this much.

Joker: Well, I did care. I care every single time I step in that ring. Someones already payed the price for TFC stupid mistakes...now its your turn.

Dr Spencer: Do whatever you want. But remember, I'm still the better man.

Joker: Haha, well, let me introduce you to the "better" man's oppenent.

Justin Roberts: Weighing in at 300 pounds, from Samoa, UMAGA!!!!

Michael Cole: WHAT?!?!?!

Umaga comes out.

Joker: Now thats how you do business. But its missing something. I don't want anyone to win this match. I just wanna see someone get hurt. So heres what were gonna do. Were gonna have a 5-minute long fight. Its gonna be something Smackdown or TFC has ever seen. Let stage two begin.

Joker sits at the announce table.

(Ding, ding, ding)

Match: Umage corners Spencer into the corner. Umaga grabs him by the shirt. Umaga throws him across the ring. Spencer crawls to the ropes. Umaga walks over to grab him but Spencer with a kick to the face. Umaga looks mad and grabs Spencer's throat. He pulls him to the ropes. Umaga pounds himself into Spencer. Umaga ties Spencer into the ropes. Spencer is trapped. Joker gets up from his chair.

Jim Ross: Where you going? Hey, get back here!

Match: Joker throws a trash can in the ring. Umaga looks at it and picks it up. Joker sits back down. Umaga throws the trash can at the skull of Spencer. Spencer is cut slightly above his eye. Umaga rakes at the wound. Umaga picks up the trash can again. Umaga pounds Spencer head in with trash can several times. Spencer is bleedy fully now. Umaga with a elbow to eye of Spencer. He's raking the eye of Spencer.

Michael Cole: I can't watch this anymore. He's trying to rip out the eye of that man!

Joker: Shut up!! I want that man to suffer.

Match: Joker gets up and walks over to the ring again. He pulls out two chair. One he throws in the ring, the other sits in. Umaga grabs the chair and smashes in the head of Spencer. Spencer's head is bleeding badly now. Joker gets up.

Joker: Finish him!! Finish him off!!

Match: Umaga pulls him back to his feet. Umaga looks like he's going for the Somaon Spike but Joker throws in a hammer. He smiles at Umaga and Umaga picks it up. SAMOA SPIKE WITH THE HAMMER!!!! Blood pures out the mouth of Spencer. Joker stands up.

Joker: Well done, Umaga. Well done. You've earned your match next week. Next week Umaga will go one-on-one with Chris Jericho for the Television Championship. You've earned it. Now get out of my ring. I told you all that it wasn't all bad I was General Manager of Smackdown. I got someone together for a musical performance. Ladies and gentlemen, Lil Wayne and Jay Sean!!

Lil' Wayne: I hope all enjoyed our performance but we gotta go. YOUNG MONAY!!!!!!!!

Crowd: ENCORE!!!!! ENCORE!!!! ENCORE!!!!!!

Lil' Wayne: A'ight I got one more song for you guys

Cryme Tyme comes out to the song.

Shad: Yo, JTG. What you think about what happened last week?

JTG: That was stupid.

Lil' Wayne: Man good luck in y'alls match. Peace guys. (Leaves ring)

Justin Roberts: In the ring, in a combine weight of 406 pounds, Cryme Tyme!! On the way to the ring, Kofi Kingston and Evan Bourne!

(Ding, ding, ding)

Match: Evan and JTG start off. JTG backs Evan into the corner. JTG sets Evan up on the turn buckle. Evan rolls passed JTG and lands on the mat with his feet. Evan goes top with JTG and hits a code breaker move off the turnbuckle!

Jim Ross: Great move by Evan "Air" Bourne!!

Match: JTG yells in pain. Evan goes outside to the get a kendo stick. He comes back in with it and try to hit JTG but he ducks and JTG with a kick to the mid section. JTG rams Evan into the ring poll. He tags in Shad. They do a double vertical suplex and JTG gets out. Shad pulls Evan back up and hits him with a forearm smash. Shad with a irish whip on Evan. Evan ducks and a back kick to Shad's ribs. Evan turns around and hits him with a knee to the face. Shad is blinded by the knee to the eye and misses the clothsline he tried. Evan climbs the left side of the turnbuckle. He tags in Kofi and Kofi climbs the right side of the turnbuckle. They hit a double missle drop kick. Evan goes to the outside and pulls out a table from under the ring. He throws it in the ring. Kofi grabs it and puts it in the corner set up. Shad pats on Kofi shoulder. He turns around and Shad flips him through the the table. Shad drags Kofi to the middle of the ring. Shad goes for a pin, 1-2-3!!!

Justin Roberts: Kofi Kingston has been eliminated!!

Match: Kofi is draged to the back by a second referee. The match goes on. Evan Bourne comes in. JTG bounces up and down wanting in. JTG gets the tag. They lock-up. JTG locks in a wrist lock. Evan reverses it and pounds JTG to the mat. Evan goes for a quick count, 1-2-KICK OUT! JTG gets up pushes Evan into the corner. JTG grabs the kendo stick. Evan kicks the kendo stick and hits JTG right between the eyes. Evan grabs it slaps him with it from left to right. Evan with a fast DDT and JTG landed on his head. Evan goes up top. STARSHIP PAIN UP TOP!!! GOES FOR A PIN, 1-2-3

Justin Roberts: JTG has been eliminated!!

Match: Shad gets in the ring. He grabs the kendo stick and breaks it in two, he throws it out. Evan with a kick to mid-section. He pounds Shad head in corner and trys going for another one but Shad ducks and hits double axe handle. JTG gets up and goes in the ring with a steel chair. JTG pounds on Evan's legs with the chair. Kofi runs out and chases after JTG through the crowd. Shad looks at Evan and then looks at the chair. Shad smashes in Evan skull and goes for the pin, 1-2-3!!!

Justin Roberts: Here is your winners, Cryme Tyme!!

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Commercial:

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Shows the Joker in office with Team 3D

Joker: I know you guys wanted action so I put together a match for you guys.

Ray: With who?

Joker: Does it matter? You can still held 'em can't you?

D-Von: Heck yeah, man. We're the best tag team ever.

Joker: Good, then. (Knock at door) Come in.

Tana: (Comes in) Hi.

D-Von: We'll holler at you later, man.

Ray: Yeah.

Joker: Okay. (Team 3D leaves) Can I help you Tana?

Tana: Lets just get one thing straight, I hate you. Always have, always will.

Joker: Why do you hate me?

Tana: Because you think your better than the rest of us.

Joker: Mainly because I am. If it wasn't for me, you wouldn't have championship you have over your shoulder. I made you.

Tana: I didn't care about the Devils Rejects, I was just in it for a start.

Joker: Funny you say that.

Tana: Look, whatever man, I just want a match tonight.

Joker: Too bad. I'm booked tonight and don't have time for you.

Tana: (Slaps Joker) Change your mind?

Joker: You're gonna treat me with respect and you'll learn that respect tonight.

Tana: Lookin' forward to it.

Joker: You, me, tonight. You get your match.

Tana: Haha, whatever. (Tana leaves)

Terry Funk: (Walks in) I was wondering if I could get an interview with you.

Joker: No, get out.

Terry Funk: Come on, for the fans.

Joker: Screw the fans.

Terry Funk: You don't mean that.

Joker: I sure mean it when I say, "Terry Funk, you're fired!!"

Terry Funk: No, man. Please, I gotta wife.

Joker: Get out or I'll have you arrested.

Terry Funk: You have too much power (Leaves)

Justin Roberts: The following contest is sheudled for one fall and is for the National Championship. Making his way to the ring, Painkiller!!

Painkiller comes out and grabs a mic.

Painkiller: Tonight, I want this match to be a message to Kevin Shaddix. At Powersurge, I will beat him and later become World Heavyweight Champion. I am the best superstar on Smackdown and I am undefeated here. Morrison, I will take your title from you tonight. (drops mic)

Justin Roberts: And his oppentent, John Morrison.

Painkiller vs John Morrison for the National Championship.

Match: Both men tie up. Painkiller locks in a head lock. Morrison reverses and locks in an head lock of his own. Morrison try going bull dog but Painkiller bounces him off the top on the turn buckle and....back slam!! Painkiller locks a leg lock. Morrison yells in pain. He pulls his leg off his leg. Morrison gets up and stomps at his knee. Painkiller flips his body and kick Morrison in the head. Morrison hits face first into second turnbuckle. Morrison bounces off the turnbuckle. Painkiller runs against the ropes, and.....CLOTHSLINE!!!!! Morrison goes down. Painkiller looks around. Painkiller uncovers the turnbuckle. Morrison gets back to his feet and Painkiller grabs his head. WHAM!!! Painkiller rams his head into the exposed turnbuckle. And, again, again, one more time!! Morrison is bleeding slighty. Painkiller bits at his wound. The referee yells at him to stop, and he finally does. Painkiller has blood pours out his mouth. Painkiller spits the rest of the blood in Morrison face. Morrison can't see because of the blood. Morrison whips away the blood from his face. He uncovers to the big boot by Painkiller. Morrison falls between the second and third jump to the outside. Whats Painkiller thinking? Painkiller jumps over the top rope on to John!! The referee starts the count, 1........2...........3........Painkiller gets up. He gets up John Morrison....4.......5......he smashes his against the announce table.....6.....7.....he throws him back in the ring. Painkiller goes after him as Morrison gets up. Morrison with a kick to the mid section. Morrison pulls him against the ropes, goes for an irish whip. Morrison with a neck breaker. Morrison pulls himself back up. Wait who is that? Its Shelton Benjamin!! Shelton attacks Morrison and the referee calls for the bell.

Justin Roberts: Here is your winner by DQ, Painkiller!!

Jim Ross: Painkiller won the match but doesn't get to walk away with the title!!!

Shows the Joker walking to the ring.

Michael Cole: When we get back we have the Joker vs Tana match!! Stay tuned!!

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Commercial:

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Goes back to Smackdown and shows Joker in the ring.

Justin Roberts: In the ring, from Greenville, South Carolina, The Joker!!

Tana music hits.

Justin Roberts: From New York, Tana!!!!

Joker grabs mic.

Joker: I forgot to tell you. I assigned a special referee for this match. Its none other than your oppenent at Powersurge, CASEY!!!!!!!!!

Casey comes out.

Casey: Tana, at Powersurge I will take the only thing that means everything to you.

Joker: This match will be a No DQ match.

Match: Tana doesn't look suprised as the match starts. Tana backs Joker into the corner and Joker yells at Casey to get him off. Casey pulls her off and Joker punches Tana in the jaw. Tana spears Joker and punches his face. Casey pulls her off again. Tana shoves Casey and spears Joker again. Joker shoves her off and gets up. Casey trys to attack Tana. Joker pulls her back and yells at her, "SHE'S MINE!!!," he says. Casey watches Joker on. Joker grabs a Tanas head and shes shoves him off. She trys going for a Cyclone but Joker throws her against the ropes. She bounces off the ropes and comes back with a huge side affect. Joker looks mad and gets up fast. Joker throws her against the corner. Joker goes to punch her but stops. He thinks a second and hits her hard. Joker hits a vertical suplex and yells at Casey to get a steel chair. Casey obeys the command and gets it. Joker grabs the chair from Casey and looks at Tana. Joker goes to hit but he gets a drop kick and chair hits him in the face. Joker goes down. Tana goes up against the ropes and hits a spinning leg drop. Tana rolls her back onto her feet. Tana goes for a sharp shoot but Joker pushes her off. Joker gets up and shoves her against the corner. Joker kisses Tana. Tana pushes him off and wipes off the kiss from him. Joker smiles and laughs. Tana kicks him in the mid section and grabs hold of the chair. Tana with a chair shot to Joker's head. Joker goes down and crawls to the ropes. Tana trys hitting Joker with the chair again but Casey grabs the chair from her. Tana pushes her and Casey spears her. Joker grabs a mic.

Joker: Casey, stop or I will strip you of your number one contenders spot!!

Match: Casey stops and helps up Joker. The match goes on. Joker crawls over to the chair and grabs it. Joker hits Tana with the chair but Tana grabs it from him and throws it into the crowd. Joker is shocked and kicks Tana in knee. He gets up, and WHAM!!! Joker bounces her off the turnbuckle. Joker comes back with big boot. Tana is knocked out....WAIT!!! Joker tried getting a leg sumission in but played possum and does a roll up, 1-2-NO!! Joker gets up and looks around. He throws Tana over the ropes. Tana hits the ground hard. Joker goes to the outside. Casey follows him. Joker grabs the ring bell and hits Tana in the skull with through the barrer over the crowd. Joker and Tana fight in the crowd. Joker grabs someones cane from them. WHACK!!!! Joker hits Tana in the back with it and throws it away. Joker turns his back Tana and when he turns back she hits him with the same cane. Joker goes down and Tana gets him up throws him over the barrer. She throws him back into the ring. Casey gets back in the ring. Tana hits a cyclone but.....WAIT!!!!!! SHE DOESN'T GO FOR A PIN!!! SHE GETS A STOP SIGN!!!! She comes back in the ring and Joker gets up. Joker with a kick to the mid section, goes for a powerbomb, Casey grabs the sign and WHAM!!!!!! Casey hits Joker with sign!! He goes down and Tana looks at Casey. Tana goes for the pin, 1-2-3!!!! The match ends and Casey bashes in Tanas head with the sign. Casey stands over Tana and Jokers bodies

Justin Roberts: Here is your winner, Tana!!

-Commercial-

Back to Smackdown and see's Sting with Maria.

Maria: Sting, why did Hayabusa attack you weeks ago?

Sting: Well its real simple. He knew....(Kevin comes in)

Kevin Shaddix: Hey babe (Kisses Maria)

Maria: Hi, sweetie.

Sting: Do you mind?

Kevin: Do you mind? (Hayabusa attacks Sting from behind)

Hayabusa: I want you at Powersurge!!

Kevin: Wow, dude calm down.

Hayabusa: Shut up! (leaves)

Justin Roberts: This next match is a handicapp tables match!! Coming to the ring, Team 3D!!!

Team 3D comes out.

Justin Roberts: And, now, Kevin Dakota Shaddix!!!!

Match: Match begins and they corner Kevin. Kevin goes straight for Devon and throws him into steel pole. Kevin kicks Ray in the mid section and.....TWIST OF FATE!!! Kevin goes to the outside. Kevin gets a table from under the ring. The throws it in the ring. Devon grabs the table from him and sets it up in the corner. Kevin gets in the ring and throws himself into Devon through the table.

Justin Roberts: Devon has been eliminated.

Match: Devon crawls out of the ring as Ray gets back to his feet. Kevin starts moving around and Ray helps him up. Ray with a gutwrench power bomb. Ray's going up top. Kevin quickly gets up and sets up for a vertical suplex off the top rope but Ray with punches to the stomach. Kevin jumps from top rope and Ray sets up for a double axe handle but misses and lands on his ankle. Kevin stomps at the ankle. Kevin goes on the outside. He looks up under the ring. He throws in a chair, trash can and puts a ladder against the ring. Kevin crawls back in the ring as Ray picks up the trash can. Ray bashes Kevin in the head with it. Kevin's head is leaking of blood. Ray puts Kevins head in the trash can and grabs the chair. BAM! Ray bashes the chair on the trash can. Kevin goes down and pulls the trash can off his head. Painkiller comes out. Painkiller gets up Kevin. Ray goes and puts a table set up in the ring. Painkiller hits a gutwrench powerbomb on Kevin through the table!! Joker comes out.

Joker: I told you Smackdown will pay 10 times. I just took stage 3. At Powersurge, you and Painkiller will fight in a Falls Count Anywhere. Smackdown will change.....forever. Let hell begin.

Show Fades.

Pyro goes off)

Jim Ross:Ladies and gentlemen,welcome to another exciting edition of Smackdown

Michael Cole:Yeah,Because tonight we have several exciting match ups

Terry Funk:Yeah,and Right now we have a diva's match

Michael Cole:HaHaHa My Favorite.

Justin Roberts:This following match-up is scheduled for one fall and it is for a title match against Women's Champion and Guest Commentator for this match.....Tana!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(Tana comes out while trying to make sure the fans don't touch her on her way to the announcer's table)

Jim Ross:How are you Tana?

Tana:Um.Excuse me?

Jim Ross:I was saying tha..

Tana:Shh..no one cares!

(Melina's music hits and Melina comes out as a Highlight Package from last weeks Smackdown plays)

(Casey then comes out delivering High Fives to the fans)

Tana:Who does she think she is.

Michael Cole:Well I think she is just a good person.

Tana:and What am I,Cole?

Cole:Well umm...

Tana:Shh and let Mommy watch the match.

(Ding,Ding,Ding)

Bell rings and were off. Melina runs at Casey. Casey trys a clothsline but Melina ducks and grabs her neck from behind....NECK BREAKER!! Melina drags Casey to the corner. She sets her up in corner. Melina walks back to other corner and runs to Casey and BASEBALL SLIDE!!!!!!!!!!

Jim Ross:Melina seems to be a great athlete in her own right,Tana.

Tana:Psshh,I beat her like nothing last week in that Idiotic Idea Dr.Spencer called a Wrestling match.

 Casey falls on Melina but Melina shoves her off. Melina gets up Casey and throws her over the ropes. Casey gets to her feet and Melina pounds her head in on the announce table. Casey with a reversal and locks in an arm bar with Melina. She rolls her into the ring. Casey swings against the ropes and hits the bull dog on Melina. Casey pulls Melina up and puts her up top. Sets it up and....PEPSI PLUNGE!!!!!!!!!!!!! Casey goes for a pin, 1-2-3!!!!!!!!!!

Justin Roberts:Here is the winner and the opponent for Tana at Powersurge...Casey!!!!!!!!!!

(Casey Raises her arm in Victory and as she turns around Tana hits her with the Women's Championship Belt in the head and Smirks)

-commercial-

Jim Ross:Shocking movements by the Women's Champion just now.

Michael Cole:Yeah and now we take you backstage with Dr.Leroy Spencer and are Guests..The Popular Death Metal Band..Dethklok with their manager Charles Ofdenson.

(Dethklok and Spencer appear on the Titantron and it seems the announcers are going to be asking the band questions)

Jim Ross:Hey guys,how do you feel being associated with Dr.Leroy Spencer?

Nathan Explosion:Charles,Who the Hell is this Dick?

Charles Ofdensen:Shh ..Natan this will really help plug our newest album,coming out this September.

Cole:I have a Question

Charles Ofdensen:Go right ahead sir.

Cole:Well are you guys going to be performing tonight?

William Murderface:Well why the **** wouldn't we be performing,lis **** there is musical instruments right by the stage!

Charles:Calm down,Murderface.

Toki Wartooth:Aren't you guys goings to asks Tokis a Questions?

Skwisgar Skwigelf:Bes Quiets Tokis,No Ones wants to sees you!

Toki Warttoth:Shut Ups Skwisgar!

Pickles the Drummer:Listen we aren't very good at speeches and what not,we are musicians and tonight we will be playing "Awaken" and "Thunderhorse"

Jim Ross:Cool guys,good luck.

Nathan Explosion:Man,I hate advertising.

Leroy Spencer:HaHaHaHa these guys are fricken' hilarious.

Nathan:Who the **** are you again?

(Dethklok fades away on the Screen)

Michael Cole:HaHaHaHaHaHa.

Jim Ross:Right now we have a match between Mick Foley and D'lo Brown

Mick Foley vs D'lo Brown

Bell rings and Mick beats on the ropes. Brown looks weirded out and forearm smashes him in the back. Mick smiles and looks out into the crowd. Brown pounds Micks head in the ropes. Brown delivers a forearm smash to Mick. He falls on his knees. Brown knees Mick in the face. Foley looks up with blood dripping from his mouth. Foley smiles at Brown and reveals broken teeth. Foley gets to his feet and chokes Brown. He rakes his hands and forces him let go. Brown hits a vertical suplex. Goes for a cover, 1-2-OH! Not yet. Brown sits up. Mick Foley gets up but Brown doesn't notice it. Brown clothsline him over the top rope. Foley falls to the floor and crawls under the ring. Brown pulls him from under the ring by the legs and stomps in his legs. Brown throws him back in the ring. Brown pulls him to corner poll. WAIT!!!!!!!! GODFATHER COMES OUT!!!!!!!!!!! Godfather has a trash can lid!! PUSHES FOLEY OUT OF THE WAY!!!!!!!!!!! AND HITS D'LO BROWN WITH THE TRASH CAN LID!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Justin Roberts:This bout has gone to a No contest

(The Godfather grabs a mic. as D'lo tries to get up)

The Godfather:Listen you wanna go to war,I can to war because at Powersurge we will face off in a Loser Leaves Smackdown Match!!!

-commercial-

Jim Ross:We are back and we are set for Tag Team action with The Joker and Y2J.

Justin Roberts:Ladies and Gentlemen their opponents,The Team of Ultimo Dragon and Paul London

(Dragon and Paul run to ring and immediately we hear the bell ring and it is Joker and Dragon starting things out)

Joker throws Dragon into the corner. Dragon jumps on the very top rope and try hitting a back flip on Joker but he catches him and throws him cross the ring. OMG!!!! Joker locks on a head lock and throws Dragon around in it!! Joker trys ripping the very head off Dragon. Jericho looks on in amazement. Joker pulls him to the corner and Joker throws himself at Dragon. Dragon falls to the ground and Joker big splashs him. Joker tags in Jericho. Jericho runs up to Dragon and CODE BREAKER!!!!!!!! Joker tags himself back in. Chris looks confused. Joker gets him up and....TOMBSTONE PILEDRIVER!!!!!!!!!! Dragon is knocked out. He starts to move around and goes to tag in London. He gets the tag and London is fired up with fists. Paul with a kick to the mid section of Joker and throws Joker into the steal ring post. London punches Chris off the apron and turns around. Joker is standing up and looks mad. Joker grabs him by the neck and throws him into the corner three feet away. Joker with a powerful clothsline and knocks London down. Joker looks slowly at Dragon. He pulls him into the ring and...HITS A POWERBOMB!!!!!!! Joker tosses Dragon over the top rope. THIS GUY'S A MANIAC!!!!!!!!! Jericho tags himself in. Joker looks mad then smiles at Chris. Jericho enters the ring. Jericho with a Loin Sault on London!! Goes for a pin, 1-NO!! Joker grins at Jericho. He looks at him scarcastic and waits for London to get up...CODE BREAKER!!!!!!!!! Goes for a pin, 1-2-3!! NO ONLY 2!!!!!!! Joker laughs and Chris tags him in. Joker gets him and a powerful clothsline!!! Tags in Jericho. Tags in Dragon. Y2J quickly locks in the Walls of Jericho. AND A TAP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Jim Ross:Wow what a fast pace match up by the Team of those two Sinister men.

(Joker grabs the Mic)

Joker:Last Week I was screwed by the GM,and I will make an impact!

-Commercial-

Jim Ross:We are back and Now we send you to our Broadcast Partner..Maria!

Maria:Thanks Guys,Ladies and Gentlemen I am Here with Kevin Dakota Shaddix,Kevin how are you?

Kevin Shaddix:I am fine by the way sweet cheeks ere is my room card meet me in the hottub.

Maria:Oh yay I love Hot Tobs!

Kevin:Of Course you do,Listen Babe wanna come out with me for my match with HBk later on?

Maria:Well I have to stay here but I think I can go,but first I have to ask you what plans do you have for later on tonight?

Kevin:HaHaHa well come here and I'll tell you.

(Kevin whispers something into Maria's ear )

Maria:What does that mean?

Kevin:Well you see I can show you and I ca...

(Shawn Michaels walks in)

Shawn:Listen kid,you got Talent and I can't wait to work with you later on tonight.

Kevin:Yeah,me too.

(As Shawn walks away,Kevin then Jumps on HBK and continues to put the boots to him)

Jim Ross:Absouletly Shocking!

Michael Cole:I know,does that mean Maria is dating again!

Jim Ross:Will you stop.

(We see Kofi Kingston and Evan Bourne come to the ring)

(then Team 3D)

Jim Ross:It appears Justin's microphone isn't working,but  Can tell you you we are set for another awe-some Tag Match here on Smackdown and we are starting with Ray and Evan Bourne

Evan and Ray start off. They tie up. Ray over throws Evan. He is on his knees. Evan gets up and delivers a kick to the mid section. Evan goes for a scissors kick but Ray ducks and hits a half rock bottom like move. Evan landed on his head but rolls out of it and charges at Ray. Lefts and rights to the knees. Evan with a shining wizard!! Ray lands on the second rope. Evan runs against the ropes and stands on Rays back which chokes him with the ropes. Evan does a back flip off Ray and the crowd goes nuts. Evan goes up top. Is he going for a shooting star press? No, he sets up for a moonsault. AND A MISS!!!!! Ray moved out the way and a quick tag to Devon. Devon is in and pounds in Evans back with stomps. Devon helps him to his feet and hits a body slam. Devon with a elbow, and another, and two more. Devon locks on a head lock. Evan gets his leg under the rope. Devon breaks it and tries to grab Evan legs but he kicks him and kicks up. OH HE SLIPPED!!! Evan gets up and does and spinning leg drop on Devon. Kofi jumps up and down, wanting in the ring. Kofi gets the tag. Kofi does a rolling cannon ball on Devon. Kofi looks around in the crowd while Devon gets up. Devon behind with a school boy, 1-2-NO!!! Kofi seats up and gets back to his feet, TROUBLE IN PARADISE BY KOFI!!!!!!!! 1-2-3!!!!!!!!!!! KOFI AND EVAN BOURNE WIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Jim Ross:Wow, Evan Bourne and Kofi Kingston just beat the Tag Champions clean.

(As Kofi and Evan celebrate Cryme Tyme comes out and attacks them then Team 3D attacks Cryme Tyme until a total brawl is unleashed)

(Nathan Explosion comes on the Titantron)

Nathan:Listen guys this Dickweed here is telling me to tell you that at Powerfight,oh I mean Powersurge you will be fighting in a triple threat tag team match for the tag belts...and it will be in a Steel Cage!!!!!!!!!!!!

-commercial-

Jim Ross:We are back and we have a triple threat match already inside the ring are Umaga and The Great Khali

Justin Roberts:And their opponents from the deepest layer of Hell...He is the Addiction...he is the Demon...weighing in at 245 pounds...Painkiller!!!!!!!!!!!!

Bell rings and Painkiller automatically goes after Umaga. Painkiller with a full nelson suplex. Khali comes over puts his hand on Painkiller. Painkiller with a hip toss. Umaga and Khali get up and look at eachother. Khali hits a gaint swing on Painkiller and Umaga spears Khali. Umaga looks around at them both. Umaga pulls Painkiller to Khali and.....BIG SPLASH ON THEM BOTH!!!!!!!!!! They're both out. They start to get back their feet. Khali throws Painkiller out the ring. Umaga goes up to Khali the bump chests. Painkiller comes in with a steel chair. He hits Khali out the ring. Painkiller with two shot to the head of Umaga. He goes down. A cover, 1-2-3!!!

Justin Roberts:Here is your winner..Painkiller!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

-commercial-

Jim Ross:It is now time for Dethklok!!!

(They are on the Stage and they begin)

 

Nathan Explosion:Yeah!!!

-commercial-

 Jim Ross: it is time for the Main Events,and we have just heard that Shawn Michaels will not be able to compete tonight as he suffered a minor concussion in his head,he will not be able to compete until Powersurge.

Michael Cole:Well we certainly wish our apologies to HBK,and we have heard that as a punishment for his actions,earlier tonight Kevin Shaddix will have to fight The Joker next week.

(Dethklok begins to play there next song)

Justin Roberts:Please welcome the Participants.FromWest Newbury,Massachusetts....John Cena.....From Colorado Springs...Bobby Lashley....Sting!!!...from New York..Tana....from Japan....Hayabusa.....from Perry,Oklahoma..Jack Swagger......From Brooklyn,New York....JTG....from Clevland,Ohio..The Miz....and from Japan..Yoshi Tatsu!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(They all get into the ring while looking at each other)

Jim Ross:They must be thrown over the top rope to be eliminated.

Bobby Lashley goes for a Spear on John Cena but Cena pulls down the top rope and Bobby Lasley is Eliminated and Cena smirks but on the other side of the ring Sting and Hayabusa are straight out brawling.The Miz Seems to be getting the upper hand on JTG and Yoshi Tatsu is getting man handled by Jack Swagger until ack throws Yoshi out of the ring for another elimination.Bobby Lashley comes back in pissed and spears everyone except John Cena as Cena picks up Lashley asLashley was trying to give him a spear but Cena reversed it intoa Attitude Adjustment,but Lashley then turns it into a Dominator and then Throws Cena over the Top-rope.and as they go out Cena and Lashley continue to brawl to the stage.

Jim Ross:This is Madness!

As Tana gets up she then gets Big Booted by Jack Swagger then thrown out by him.after we see Tana fall out we also see JTG thrown out by the Miz.It is now down to The Miz,Sting,Hayabusa,Shelton Benjamen, and Jack Swagger.As Sting and Hayabusa continue to battle The Miz attacks Shelton to which Shelton dodges but then Gets a Gut Rench Powerbomb by Jack Swagger ,Shelton then rolls outside the ring.As The Miz goes for Swagger Swagger instead reverses it into a back body drop over the ropes onto the ground,The Miz is Eliminated.Jack then Runs at Hayabusa and Sting but they just spread apart and let Swagger go over the Top Rope.Swagger is Eliminated.Sting then turns around as we see Hayabusa run towards sting looking to give a move but sting rolls out of the ring and gets a mic

Sting:Listen Hayabusa before we finish this,I have to tell these fans that you were the one that attacked me!and I know why

But before Sting could finish Hayabusa gives him a Baseball slide but Sting pushes him back in the ring and it looks like Sting is going to hit the Sharpshooter but Hayabusa trips him on towards the top rope and goes to clothline him over but Sting lifts him over his head and Hayabusa is eliminated,It looks as though Sting won but Shelton Benjamen throws him over the top rope for the final elimination!

Justin Roberts:Here is your winner...Shelton Benjamen!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Jim Ross:What a show tonight,and be sure to tune in next week.Goodnight ladies and Gentlemen!

-show ends-