Powersurge comes on.

Jim Ross: Hello everyone and welcome to Powersurge!!

Michael Cole: We have a huge night, tonight.

Jim Ross: As you saw on Smackdown, Terry Funk was fired and I hope Joker doesn't keep this madness up.

 

Michael Cole: Speaking of the Joker, he goes one on one with Dr Leroy Spencer. Spencer, you might remember was GM of Smackdown up until last week's Smackdown.

Jim Ross: Joker is forcing him into a Steel Cage match. We're talking about a man with no in-ring experience.

Michael Cole: This man is sick. He has no reason to do this anymore. He's already the GM!

Jim Ross: Well, lets get underway with Powersurge.

Justin Roberts: The following contest is a Tables, Ladders, and Chairs Match.

Cryme Tymes music hits.

Justin Roberts: On the way to the ring, from Brooklyn, New York, Cryme Tyme!!

Evan Bourne's music hits.

Justin Roberts: Making their way to the ring, Evan Bourne and Kofi Kingston!!

Team 3D's music hits.

Justin Roberts: Now, to the ring, The Tag Team Champions, Team 3D!!

Match: Bell rings, and were off. Shad goes after Ray. Shad and JTG double team Ray with stomps. Devon grabs JTG and pounds his into the turnbuckle. Evan throws Devon over the top rope. Evan irish whips Kofi and he hits a spinning heel kick on JTG. Ray sneaks outside as Devon gets back in. Kofi realizes Ray's on the outside and goes to the outside. Kofi grabs a chair from the ring announcer's spot. Ray doesn't notice him and Kofi strikes him into the back. Kofi drops the chair and throws him into the ring. JTG grabs Ray and Ray pounds his stomach. Devon throws Evan over the top rope and they take the fight to the outside. JTG goes out with them. Kofi, Ray, and Shad look at each other. Shad nods at Ray. Shad and Ray attack him and Ray hits a gutwrench powerbomb on Kofi. Shad looks at Ray deadly and clothsline him from the back. Ray goes down and taunts to boos. Evan grabs a chair on the outside. He pounds on Devon with it. JTG grabs the chair from Evan and slides it back under the ring. JTG punches Evan to face. Evan throws JTG against the barrer. Kofi attacks Ray and Evan throws a chair to Kofi in the ring. He catches it and swings it at the skull of Shad. Shad falls to the outside. He is out cold. Evan sneaks back into the ring. They hit a double vertical suplex on him. Evan signals for Kofi to get a ladder. Kofi obeys the order get the ladder from under the ring. JTG attacks Kofi. Shad starts getting back to his feet and dizzes his way to Kofi and lands on him. Kofi goes back to putting the ladder in the ring but JTG grabs his leg. Evan grabs the ladder and Shad gets back into the ring and is awake. Evan drops the ladder on Shad and he sets it up in the ring. Evan climbs the ladder as JTG jumps up the steps of it. Team 3D gets in the ring as Evan and JTG fight at the top of the ladder. Devon and Ray set up with them and......they both hit powerbomb off the ladder!! Devon and Ray high five eachother. Devon goes up the ladder. Ray watches to make sure no one comes in. Kofi comes in and Ray attacks him. Shad sneaks back in and knocks down the ladder. Devon lands back first on the mat outside the ring. Kofi throws out Ray and JTG gets back in the ring. JTG throws Kofi to the outside and spring boards to the outside on top of Ray. Evan gets back in the ring with a chair and hits Shad with it knocking him off the ladder. Evan goes up top the ladder. Shad goes up top with Evan on the ladder again. Ray and Devon get up and are setting tables up on the outside. Devon gets the ring with a chair. Devon smashes the chair at Shad's knee. Shad falls down to the mat. Devon climbs the ladder. Evan and Devon throw blows at each other. Ray gets in the ring. Evan's legs go under Ray and Ray throws him over the ropes through the two tables set up. JTG gets in the ring as Devon grabs the titles.

(Ding, ding ding)

Justin Roberts: Here is your winners and new the Tag Team Champions, Team 3D!!!!!

Team 3D slides out the ring around the carnage.

Joker: (In office) (Talking on phone) Hun, don't worry, I got it under control.....I know and everything will go okay....I have faith in you....Bye, I love you too.

Jim Ross: It seems the boss has a secret girlfriend but who is it?

Michael Cole: I'm not sure but if its a TFC diva, how will it benefit Joker?

Jim Ross: I've got a feeling its not gonna be pretty whatever he's got planned.

Michael Ross: Lets get back to the action.

Justin Roberts: The following contest is for one fall.

Hayabusa comes out.

Justin Roberts: Coming to the ring, Hayabusa!!

Sting comes out.

Justin Roberts: On the way to the ring, Sting!!

(Ding, ding, ding)

Match: Bell rings and were off. Sting charges at Hayabusa with a spear. Sting gets him up and throws him against the corner and pounds his stomach in. Hayabusa pushes Sting off. Sting goes right back to him. He locks in a half nelson and throws him around in it. Hayabusa gets to the top rope and the referee forces him to let go. Sting hits forearm smashes Hayabusa in the back. Sting pounds his head in on the top turnbuckle. Sting trys going for a second one but Hayabusa hits a double axe handle. Sting walks away from Hayabusa. He walks up to Sting and locks in a reverse bear hug. Sting trys pulls him to the ropes but Hayabusa with a back suplex. Sting is knocked out to the impact. Hayabusa drags Sting to the bottom corner. Hayabusa sets up for knee to Sting's head. Hayabusa runs and gets about the middle of the ring and Sting pulls himself up and hits a powerful clothsline knocking them both down. Sting gets back to his feet and grabs up Hayabusa. Sting irish whips him into the corner. Sting runs to him and sets him up for a suplex off the top turnbuckle. And...it connects!! Sting and Hayabusa are out of it. Sting crawls over to the ropes on his knees. Hayabusa gets up and walks to Sting who is trying to get up. Hayabusa pulls his arms back and jams the knee in his back. Sting yells out. Sting pulls up and does a hip toss on him and locks in a arm lock. Hayabusa twists his way out of it. Hayabusa and Sting have a strength contest as they get to their feet. The crowd cheers on Sting. Sting over powers Hayabusa and hits a body slam. Sting goes to his feet and locks in a sharp shooter. Hayabusa yells in pain but doesn't try to move to the ropes. Sting leans back, putting on more pressure. Hayabusa trys dragging him to the ropes but Sting pulls him back to the middle of the ring. Sting lets go of Hayabusa and drags him by the leg to the ropes. Sting uses the ropes to spring himself up and lands on the knee of Hayabusa. Hayabusa yells in pain. Hayabusa gets up and limping on his leg. Sting trys grabbing on to him but Hayabusa grabs Sting and throws him at the referee. The ref goes down. Hayabusa weasels his way out of the ring and goes under the ring. Sting looks around, confused on where Hayabusa is. He comes out from the other side of the ring with a steel chair. Sting is turned around the other way. Hayabusa trys swing the chair at Sting but he turns around and kicks Hayabusa to the mid section as Hayabusa drops the chair under him and hits a doubled-arm DDT on him on the chair. Sting slides the chair out the ring and gets the referee awake. Sting has trouble put pulls him to them. Sting covers Hayabusa and the referee counts slow, 1.....2......3!! Sting gets to his feet and grabs a mic. Justin Roberts is about to announce he is the winner when interrupts him.

Sting: Hayabusa, I finally got you in state that you can't cheaply attack me. So, I'm going to tell all of you fans why he attacked me. He knew I was the better of us. He knew he couldn't beat me and wanted to try to take me out of TFC. Looks like your plan failed. Good thing its over. (Sting drops mic and crawls out the ring)

Goes to Joker in office.

Joker: Powersurge has been great so far but I think theirs something missing so.....please welcome Papa Roach!!

Goes back to the stage and Papa Roach is set up on the stage.

Jacoby Shaddix: This goes to my brother for good luck in his match tonight!!

"Last Resort" by Papa Roach

Jacoby Shaddix: I hope you all enjoyed our performance and are pulling for Kevin in the mainevent! If Joker does anything then we are stick our middle finger to him! If Joker does anything, I riot!! (Joker comes out)

Joker: Who do you think you are? I have no desire to even think about ruining tonight's mainevent.

Jacoby Shaddix: I know how you are and I know you can get jealous easily.

Joker: Jealous? I can strip Shawn Michaels of his championship right now and put it around my waist. Thats how powerful I am.

Jacoby Shaddix: And I respect you for that but...if you screw my brother...I won't like it.

Joker: Oh, your brother is in good hands. You, not so much. STAGE FOUR!

Someone in the crowd wearing a clown mask throws a bat to Joker. Joker swings it at Jacoby beat in his ribs. He smack Jacoby in the head and runs into the crowd as Kevin runs out to the ramp. Kevin runs through the crowd after Joker. A huge fireworks display is set off and ruins the stage and blows Jacoby half to shreads almost.

Joker is running down the hall. Maria runs behind him with a mic.

Maria: Why did you do that?

Joker: Kevin's brother needed to learn to keep his nose out of people's bussiness.

Maria: But now that the stage is blow up and flaming, where will the next match take place?

Joker: Anywhere. The next match, Tana vs Casey will be a Backstage Brawl.

Maria stops running as Joker runs into his office.

Justin Roberts: The following contest is a Backstage Brawl and is for the Women's Championship!!

Match: Casey is looking for Tana backstage. Casey grabs a chair walks down the halls. She walks into a room and Tana ambushes her, spraying black mist in the eyes of Casey. Tana begins choking out Casey with a cable. Casey pulls her hair and she lets go. Casey gets to feet and picks up the chair again. Casey hits Tana in the back with the chair and throws it away. Casey grabs Tana's hair but Tana rakes her eyes. Casey backs away from Tana and is blinded by the attack on her eyes. Tana picks up a television and Casey turns around to a television to the face. Tana throws the television away. Tana pulls Casey back to her feet and they exit the room. Tana throws her at the restroom door and drags her to the tiolet. Tana is about to plant Casey's face in the tiolet but Casey throws her down and drowns her out with the water in the tiolet. Tana forces her self out the toilet and pushes Casey outside the stall. Tana grabs Casey throws her into the mirror. The glass cracks and Casey is cut open. Tana pulls Casey outside the bathroom into the hall way again. Tana puts Casey on the merchnidise stand. Tana pulls 20 foot ladder from the side and thinks about climbing it. Tana doesn't climb it and Tana throws the ladder down on top of Casey sending her through the table. Tana pulls the table off Casey and ties a rope to Casey ankle. Tana disappears from the camera for a second. All of a sudden, Tana comes out and riding a fork lift. Tana ties the other end of the rope to the forklift. Tana gets in the forklift and begins dragging Casey along the floor. Casey trys crawling to the forklift but its hard for her. She grabs onto the forklift and climbs the top and throws Tana out of it. Casey unties the rope from her foot. Casey starts up the forklift and back up into Tana. Tana yells in pain. Casey goes forward off Tana's arm. It reveals the bleeding arm of Tana. Casey gets Tana up and throws her skull first against the wall. Tana's slightly bleeding. Casey takes Tana down the hall. Tana grabs on a ladder and it falls on Casey's head. Tana puts Casey on the ladder and slides her down the stairs with Casey on it. Tana gets up Casey and trys vertical suplexing her down the next flight of steps but Casey with a reversal and spears Tana down the stairs. Both girls are knocked out. Casey gets Tana up and takes her on the stair area. Casey pulls her to parking lot. Casey throws Tana into a car windshield. Tana is bleedy good now. Casey disappears from the camera. Tana gets back to her feet. In comes a car storming. Casey is in it and trys running Tana over. Tana moves out of the way and Casey crashes into a transfor truck. Tana pulls Casey out of the car. Casey pushes off Tana and climbs the transfor truck. Tana follows. Casey with a kick to mid section and.....PEPSI PLUNGE OFF THE TRANSFOR TRUCK ONTO THE CAR!!!! Casey goes for the pin,1-2-3!!!! Joker comes in with the Womens Championship in hand. He helps Casey to her feet and kisses her. Joker places the title around waist.

Joker: Your new....Womens Champion and my girlfriend.....CASEY!!!! OH AND STAGE 5!

Jim Ross: WHAT?!?! CASEY WAS JOKER'S GIRLFRIEND!!!!!!

Michael Cole: I'm just as shocked as you JR!!

Joker: Now, let me introduce you to Rob Zombie!!

Goes to the ring with Rob Zombie and Maria.

Maria: Rob, you have a movie coming out, Halloween 2, what can you tell us about this?

Rob Zombie: Well, it picks up where the first one left off with Michael's sister going to the hospital. Michael is supposely dead but the body was never found and Micheal comes back to finish what he started. I think everyone should see this movie. It'll be awesome.

Maria: Thats great, now you are you pulling for in the main event?

Rob Zombie: Painkiller!! He's a Devils Reject like me!

Maria: Haha, but the Devils Rejects have been dead for so long.

Rob Zombie: I know but once a Reject, always a Reject.

Maria: I hear you have a trailer for us.

Rob Zombie: Yeah, here's a look into the film Halloween 2!!

Maria: Take a look.

Halloween 2: the trailer

Justin Roberts: The following contest is a Steel Cage match!!

Dr. Leroy Spencer comes out.

Justin Roberts: Introducing first, Dr. Leroy Spencer!!

Joker comes out.

Justin Roberts: Second is, the Joker!!!

Match: The cage lowers as the men look on in amazement. Spencer trys getting an early start but Joker throws him against the lowering cage. Joker puts Spencer under the cage and the cage starts lowering on top of Spencer. The referee calls the cage off and demands the guys put the cage up. The cage goes up as Spencer moves away from it. The cage lowers and the chains are locked in place. A clown comes out and throws a chair over the cage. Joker grabs the chair and pounds in Spencer's knees. He yells in pain. Joker stomps away at his knee and drags him around the ring. Joker repeatly smashes in Spencer's head beating him into a bloody pulp. Joker grabs out a screw driver from his pocket. Joker cuts at his head with it. Spencer yells in pain. Joker takes the screw driver and...HE'S CUTTING AT THE EYES OF SPENCER!!! Joker gets up and climbs over the ring.

Justin Robert: Here is your winner, THE JOKER!!!!!!!

Joker: Dr. Leroy Spencer...YOU'RE FIRED!!!!!!!!! STAGE 6 IS COMPLETE!!!!!

Jim Ross: Oh my god!! Leroy Spencer is fired!!

Michael Cole: Joker has just become a mad man!!

Jim Ross: And for what? A stupid loss? Why doesn't he just make himself champ if he wants it so bad?

Michael Cole: I don't know, he just doesn't make sense in my book.

Jim Ross: Mine neither. But, I'm getting word to go to the boiler room right now!

Goes to boiler room.

Leroy Spencer is chained up to a chair and his mouth is duct taped.

Joker: I told you to make me win. I don't wanna do this. You were a nice guy. We could have been friends. But, sadly you didn't want it. So, I'm sorry about this. (Sticks blade in mouth) Sorry buddy.

We hear screams from the outside. The medics rush in as Joker walks out.

Jim Ross: I've just got word that Spencer is still alive but is losing blood quick. We'll keep you updated through the show.

Justin Roberts: The following contest is a triple threat match and is for the Television and National Championship.

Jim Ross: I've just received word Spencer is being rushed to the hospital.

Justin Roberts: Introducing first, Shelton Benjamin!!

Justin Roberts: Second is, John Morrison!!

Justin Roberts: Third is Chris Jericho!!

Match: Bell rings and were off. Jericho and Morrison look at eachother then look at Shelton Benjamin. They throw him out of the ring. Jericho and Morrison go face to face. Jericho pushes Morrison and Morrison pushes Jericho off his feet. Jericho gets up and throws Morrison off his feet. He trys locking in a Walls of Jericho but Morrison kicks away from him. Shelton goes up top. He does a cross body on Jericho. Morrison gets up Shelton and rams him into the poll. Morrison goes for a roll up on Shelton but a kick out. Jericho grabs Morrison. Jericho sets up for a DDT but Shelton comes from behind with a bull dog. Shelton goes for a pin, 1-NO! Morrison drops a leg drop on Shelton. They get back to their feet and Jericho hits the codebreaker on Morrison. Shelton throws Jericho out the ring and covers Morrison, 1-2-3!!

Justin Roberts: Here is your winner and new Television and National Champions, Shelton Benjamin!!

Jim Ross: We've just been told Dr. Spencer is critical condition. Now we go to the back with Kevin and Maria.

Maria: Joker's gone freakin psycho man!

Kevin: I know, he's taken out everyone Tana, Spencer, and Papa Roach if you don't get out of here you could be next

Maria: Ok, I'm out. Are you gonna be okay?

Kevin: I'll be fine. I think I'm the safest right now. But just in case (hands gun to Maria) One shot between the eyes. Okay?

Maria: Kevin, I can't.

Kevin: You can. I believe in you. (kisses maria)

Maria: I love you.

Kevin: I love you too. (maria leaves)

Justin Roberts: The following contest is a Falls Count Anywhere match!!

Painkiller comes out.

Justin Roberts: Making his way to the ring, Painkiller!!

Kevin Shaddix comes out.

Justin Roberts: Second coming to the ring is Kevin Shaddix!!

Match: Bell rings and were off. Kevin clothslines over the rope. Kevin exits the ring and looks under the ring. Kevin pulls out a wooden board. Kevin lights it on fire and swings it and hits Painkiller in the head. Painkiller isn't burning. Kevin throws away the board and the fire is put out by security. Kevin grabs the t.v. screen from the announce table and trys hitting Painkiller in the head with but ducks and big boots Kevin. Painkiller get him up and puts him on the announce table. Painkiller gets on the table too. Painkiller trys setting up for chokeslam but Kevin pushes his hand off and spears him off the table. Kevin gets to his feet and grabs a chair. Kevin smashes Painkillers fingers with it and Painkiller jumps up as Kevin throws the chair down on his head. Painkiller is speard out on mat. Kevin grabs a kendo stick from under the ring. Kevin smashes it against Painkillers face. Painkiller's check is bleeding but he gets up and grabs the kendo stick from Kevin. He acts as if he's gonna hit Kevin and Kevin jumps back. Painkiller licks his own blood. Kevin grabs the chair and yells at Painkiller. They both try hitting each other but the kendo stick bounces off the chair. Painkiller is dizzy and falls on the steal steps. Painkiller mouth is busted open. Kevin puts his hand in Painkillers mouth and pulls on his jaw. Painkiller gets his hand out of his mouth. Painkiller gets up and throws Kevin into the announce table. Kevin gets back into the ring and waits on Painkiller but he doesn't get up. Kevin slide him off the table and pulls him into the ring. Kevin grabs the chair and walks in the ring. Kevin sets Painkiller on the turnbuckle. Kevin lays the chair under him and....DDT OFF THE TURNBUCKLE AND ON THE CHAIR!!!!! Painkiller is knocked out. Kevin drags Painkiller cross the ring burning his back.Painkilller grabs his hand. Painkiller gets and grabs him by the throat. Painkiller puts in the powerbomb and......IT CONNECTS!! Painkiller goes outside the ring and gets a ladder. Painkiller climbs it and is about to jump on Kevin when Kevin climbs it too. Painkiller grabs him by the throat and chokeslams him off the ladder. But the ladder falls and they fall into the crowd. Painkiller goes for the cover, 1-2-3!!!! PAINKILLER WINS!!!!!!!!

Justin Roberts: Here is your winner and new King of the Ring, Painkiller!!

Jim Ross: As that was announced we heard back from doctors and it has been reported that Dr. Leroy Spencer is in a coma!!

Michael Cole: Joker is just a twisted man and I hope to god he's punished!!

Jim Ross: Well we will see what happens next time.

Michael Cole: Goodnight ladies and gentlemen!!

Smackdown entrance video comes on followed by the firework display

Terry Funk: Hello everyone and welcome to Smackdown!!

Jim Ross: Tonight we have an exciting event so lets get down to it.

Dr Spencer comes out.

Dr Spencer: Tonight is very special. We've got a special main event tonight featuring Kevin Shaddix. For reasons of backstage rumors, the Joker has been banned from tonights event. What he was talking about last week, after his match. He was planning to kill me. So Joker I hope you're watching. 'Cause YOU'RE FIRE--

Joker comes out to the ramp.

Joker: I know the next words out your mouth, "you're fired" right? Well, thats not possible now. You can't fire me, but I can fire you.

Dr Spencer: Why is that not possible?

Joker: I went to McMahon 101, and asked him about your work on Smackdown. As we all know, I helped you pull off Smackdown last week and the week before. He said I was the doing the most. That pretty much...I was the GM. So I took that under consideration and decided...you took from me that will take time to replace. For that, now I am going to take from you. Starting tonight. As you know I am under a rule of mine. That rule is to make TFC and Smackdown pay 10 times for your stupid mistake. Its going to be called, "10 Stages of Hell." I already took stage one, now I'm taking stage two. By the end of tonight, we will be done with some stages. I always save the best for last.

Dr. Spencer: What do you have in mind?

Joker: I'm glad you asked. I am forcing you into a match right now.

Dr. Spencer: These guys spend years training when I never even had one match.

Joker: Did you care when you came to me before the show two weeks ago and said for me to lose?

Dr. Spencer: No, because I didn't think you'd care this much.

Joker: Well, I did care. I care every single time I step in that ring. Someones already payed the price for TFC stupid mistakes...now its your turn.

Dr Spencer: Do whatever you want. But remember, I'm still the better man.

Joker: Haha, well, let me introduce you to the "better" man's oppenent.

Justin Roberts: Weighing in at 300 pounds, from Samoa, UMAGA!!!!

Michael Cole: WHAT?!?!?!

Umaga comes out.

Joker: Now thats how you do business. But its missing something. I don't want anyone to win this match. I just wanna see someone get hurt. So heres what were gonna do. Were gonna have a 5-minute long fight. Its gonna be something Smackdown or TFC has ever seen. Let stage two begin.

Joker sits at the announce table.

(Ding, ding, ding)

Match: Umage corners Spencer into the corner. Umaga grabs him by the shirt. Umaga throws him across the ring. Spencer crawls to the ropes. Umaga walks over to grab him but Spencer with a kick to the face. Umaga looks mad and grabs Spencer's throat. He pulls him to the ropes. Umaga pounds himself into Spencer. Umaga ties Spencer into the ropes. Spencer is trapped. Joker gets up from his chair.

Jim Ross: Where you going? Hey, get back here!

Match: Joker throws a trash can in the ring. Umaga looks at it and picks it up. Joker sits back down. Umaga throws the trash can at the skull of Spencer. Spencer is cut slightly above his eye. Umaga rakes at the wound. Umaga picks up the trash can again. Umaga pounds Spencer head in with trash can several times. Spencer is bleedy fully now. Umaga with a elbow to eye of Spencer. He's raking the eye of Spencer.

Michael Cole: I can't watch this anymore. He's trying to rip out the eye of that man!

Joker: Shut up!! I want that man to suffer.

Match: Joker gets up and walks over to the ring again. He pulls out two chair. One he throws in the ring, the other sits in. Umaga grabs the chair and smashes in the head of Spencer. Spencer's head is bleeding badly now. Joker gets up.

Joker: Finish him!! Finish him off!!

Match: Umaga pulls him back to his feet. Umaga looks like he's going for the Somaon Spike but Joker throws in a hammer. He smiles at Umaga and Umaga picks it up. SAMOA SPIKE WITH THE HAMMER!!!! Blood pures out the mouth of Spencer. Joker stands up.

Joker: Well done, Umaga. Well done. You've earned your match next week. Next week Umaga will go one-on-one with Chris Jericho for the Television Championship. You've earned it. Now get out of my ring. I told you all that it wasn't all bad I was General Manager of Smackdown. I got someone together for a musical performance. Ladies and gentlemen, Lil Wayne and Jay Sean!!

Lil' Wayne: I hope all enjoyed our performance but we gotta go. YOUNG MONAY!!!!!!!!

Crowd: ENCORE!!!!! ENCORE!!!! ENCORE!!!!!!

Lil' Wayne: A'ight I got one more song for you guys

Cryme Tyme comes out to the song.

Shad: Yo, JTG. What you think about what happened last week?

JTG: That was stupid.

Lil' Wayne: Man good luck in y'alls match. Peace guys. (Leaves ring)

Justin Roberts: In the ring, in a combine weight of 406 pounds, Cryme Tyme!! On the way to the ring, Kofi Kingston and Evan Bourne!

(Ding, ding, ding)

Match: Evan and JTG start off. JTG backs Evan into the corner. JTG sets Evan up on the turn buckle. Evan rolls passed JTG and lands on the mat with his feet. Evan goes top with JTG and hits a code breaker move off the turnbuckle!

Jim Ross: Great move by Evan "Air" Bourne!!

Match: JTG yells in pain. Evan goes outside to the get a kendo stick. He comes back in with it and try to hit JTG but he ducks and JTG with a kick to the mid section. JTG rams Evan into the ring poll. He tags in Shad. They do a double vertical suplex and JTG gets out. Shad pulls Evan back up and hits him with a forearm smash. Shad with a irish whip on Evan. Evan ducks and a back kick to Shad's ribs. Evan turns around and hits him with a knee to the face. Shad is blinded by the knee to the eye and misses the clothsline he tried. Evan climbs the left side of the turnbuckle. He tags in Kofi and Kofi climbs the right side of the turnbuckle. They hit a double missle drop kick. Evan goes to the outside and pulls out a table from under the ring. He throws it in the ring. Kofi grabs it and puts it in the corner set up. Shad pats on Kofi shoulder. He turns around and Shad flips him through the the table. Shad drags Kofi to the middle of the ring. Shad goes for a pin, 1-2-3!!!

Justin Roberts: Kofi Kingston has been eliminated!!

Match: Kofi is draged to the back by a second referee. The match goes on. Evan Bourne comes in. JTG bounces up and down wanting in. JTG gets the tag. They lock-up. JTG locks in a wrist lock. Evan reverses it and pounds JTG to the mat. Evan goes for a quick count, 1-2-KICK OUT! JTG gets up pushes Evan into the corner. JTG grabs the kendo stick. Evan kicks the kendo stick and hits JTG right between the eyes. Evan grabs it slaps him with it from left to right. Evan with a fast DDT and JTG landed on his head. Evan goes up top. STARSHIP PAIN UP TOP!!! GOES FOR A PIN, 1-2-3

Justin Roberts: JTG has been eliminated!!

Match: Shad gets in the ring. He grabs the kendo stick and breaks it in two, he throws it out. Evan with a kick to mid-section. He pounds Shad head in corner and trys going for another one but Shad ducks and hits double axe handle. JTG gets up and goes in the ring with a steel chair. JTG pounds on Evan's legs with the chair. Kofi runs out and chases after JTG through the crowd. Shad looks at Evan and then looks at the chair. Shad smashes in Evan skull and goes for the pin, 1-2-3!!!

Justin Roberts: Here is your winners, Cryme Tyme!!

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Commercial:

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Shows the Joker in office with Team 3D

Joker: I know you guys wanted action so I put together a match for you guys.

Ray: With who?

Joker: Does it matter? You can still held 'em can't you?

D-Von: Heck yeah, man. We're the best tag team ever.

Joker: Good, then. (Knock at door) Come in.

Tana: (Comes in) Hi.

D-Von: We'll holler at you later, man.

Ray: Yeah.

Joker: Okay. (Team 3D leaves) Can I help you Tana?

Tana: Lets just get one thing straight, I hate you. Always have, always will.

Joker: Why do you hate me?

Tana: Because you think your better than the rest of us.

Joker: Mainly because I am. If it wasn't for me, you wouldn't have championship you have over your shoulder. I made you.

Tana: I didn't care about the Devils Rejects, I was just in it for a start.

Joker: Funny you say that.

Tana: Look, whatever man, I just want a match tonight.

Joker: Too bad. I'm booked tonight and don't have time for you.

Tana: (Slaps Joker) Change your mind?

Joker: You're gonna treat me with respect and you'll learn that respect tonight.

Tana: Lookin' forward to it.

Joker: You, me, tonight. You get your match.

Tana: Haha, whatever. (Tana leaves)

Terry Funk: (Walks in) I was wondering if I could get an interview with you.

Joker: No, get out.

Terry Funk: Come on, for the fans.

Joker: Screw the fans.

Terry Funk: You don't mean that.

Joker: I sure mean it when I say, "Terry Funk, you're fired!!"

Terry Funk: No, man. Please, I gotta wife.

Joker: Get out or I'll have you arrested.

Terry Funk: You have too much power (Leaves)

Justin Roberts: The following contest is sheudled for one fall and is for the National Championship. Making his way to the ring, Painkiller!!

Painkiller comes out and grabs a mic.

Painkiller: Tonight, I want this match to be a message to Kevin Shaddix. At Powersurge, I will beat him and later become World Heavyweight Champion. I am the best superstar on Smackdown and I am undefeated here. Morrison, I will take your title from you tonight. (drops mic)

Justin Roberts: And his oppentent, John Morrison.

Painkiller vs John Morrison for the National Championship.

Match: Both men tie up. Painkiller locks in a head lock. Morrison reverses and locks in an head lock of his own. Morrison try going bull dog but Painkiller bounces him off the top on the turn buckle and....back slam!! Painkiller locks a leg lock. Morrison yells in pain. He pulls his leg off his leg. Morrison gets up and stomps at his knee. Painkiller flips his body and kick Morrison in the head. Morrison hits face first into second turnbuckle. Morrison bounces off the turnbuckle. Painkiller runs against the ropes, and.....CLOTHSLINE!!!!! Morrison goes down. Painkiller looks around. Painkiller uncovers the turnbuckle. Morrison gets back to his feet and Painkiller grabs his head. WHAM!!! Painkiller rams his head into the exposed turnbuckle. And, again, again, one more time!! Morrison is bleeding slighty. Painkiller bits at his wound. The referee yells at him to stop, and he finally does. Painkiller has blood pours out his mouth. Painkiller spits the rest of the blood in Morrison face. Morrison can't see because of the blood. Morrison whips away the blood from his face. He uncovers to the big boot by Painkiller. Morrison falls between the second and third jump to the outside. Whats Painkiller thinking? Painkiller jumps over the top rope on to John!! The referee starts the count, 1........2...........3........Painkiller gets up. He gets up John Morrison....4.......5......he smashes his against the announce table.....6.....7.....he throws him back in the ring. Painkiller goes after him as Morrison gets up. Morrison with a kick to the mid section. Morrison pulls him against the ropes, goes for an irish whip. Morrison with a neck breaker. Morrison pulls himself back up. Wait who is that? Its Shelton Benjamin!! Shelton attacks Morrison and the referee calls for the bell.

Justin Roberts: Here is your winner by DQ, Painkiller!!

Jim Ross: Painkiller won the match but doesn't get to walk away with the title!!!

Shows the Joker walking to the ring.

Michael Cole: When we get back we have the Joker vs Tana match!! Stay tuned!!

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Commercial:

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Goes back to Smackdown and shows Joker in the ring.

Justin Roberts: In the ring, from Greenville, South Carolina, The Joker!!

Tana music hits.

Justin Roberts: From New York, Tana!!!!

Joker grabs mic.

Joker: I forgot to tell you. I assigned a special referee for this match. Its none other than your oppenent at Powersurge, CASEY!!!!!!!!!

Casey comes out.

Casey: Tana, at Powersurge I will take the only thing that means everything to you.

Joker: This match will be a No DQ match.

Match: Tana doesn't look suprised as the match starts. Tana backs Joker into the corner and Joker yells at Casey to get him off. Casey pulls her off and Joker punches Tana in the jaw. Tana spears Joker and punches his face. Casey pulls her off again. Tana shoves Casey and spears Joker again. Joker shoves her off and gets up. Casey trys to attack Tana. Joker pulls her back and yells at her, "SHE'S MINE!!!," he says. Casey watches Joker on. Joker grabs a Tanas head and shes shoves him off. She trys going for a Cyclone but Joker throws her against the ropes. She bounces off the ropes and comes back with a huge side affect. Joker looks mad and gets up fast. Joker throws her against the corner. Joker goes to punch her but stops. He thinks a second and hits her hard. Joker hits a vertical suplex and yells at Casey to get a steel chair. Casey obeys the command and gets it. Joker grabs the chair from Casey and looks at Tana. Joker goes to hit but he gets a drop kick and chair hits him in the face. Joker goes down. Tana goes up against the ropes and hits a spinning leg drop. Tana rolls her back onto her feet. Tana goes for a sharp shoot but Joker pushes her off. Joker gets up and shoves her against the corner. Joker kisses Tana. Tana pushes him off and wipes off the kiss from him. Joker smiles and laughs. Tana kicks him in the mid section and grabs hold of the chair. Tana with a chair shot to Joker's head. Joker goes down and crawls to the ropes. Tana trys hitting Joker with the chair again but Casey grabs the chair from her. Tana pushes her and Casey spears her. Joker grabs a mic.

Joker: Casey, stop or I will strip you of your number one contenders spot!!

Match: Casey stops and helps up Joker. The match goes on. Joker crawls over to the chair and grabs it. Joker hits Tana with the chair but Tana grabs it from him and throws it into the crowd. Joker is shocked and kicks Tana in knee. He gets up, and WHAM!!! Joker bounces her off the turnbuckle. Joker comes back with big boot. Tana is knocked out....WAIT!!! Joker tried getting a leg sumission in but played possum and does a roll up, 1-2-NO!! Joker gets up and looks around. He throws Tana over the ropes. Tana hits the ground hard. Joker goes to the outside. Casey follows him. Joker grabs the ring bell and hits Tana in the skull with through the barrer over the crowd. Joker and Tana fight in the crowd. Joker grabs someones cane from them. WHACK!!!! Joker hits Tana in the back with it and throws it away. Joker turns his back Tana and when he turns back she hits him with the same cane. Joker goes down and Tana gets him up throws him over the barrer. She throws him back into the ring. Casey gets back in the ring. Tana hits a cyclone but.....WAIT!!!!!! SHE DOESN'T GO FOR A PIN!!! SHE GETS A STOP SIGN!!!! She comes back in the ring and Joker gets up. Joker with a kick to the mid section, goes for a powerbomb, Casey grabs the sign and WHAM!!!!!! Casey hits Joker with sign!! He goes down and Tana looks at Casey. Tana goes for the pin, 1-2-3!!!! The match ends and Casey bashes in Tanas head with the sign. Casey stands over Tana and Jokers bodies

Justin Roberts: Here is your winner, Tana!!

-Commercial-

Back to Smackdown and see's Sting with Maria.

Maria: Sting, why did Hayabusa attack you weeks ago?

Sting: Well its real simple. He knew....(Kevin comes in)

Kevin Shaddix: Hey babe (Kisses Maria)

Maria: Hi, sweetie.

Sting: Do you mind?

Kevin: Do you mind? (Hayabusa attacks Sting from behind)

Hayabusa: I want you at Powersurge!!

Kevin: Wow, dude calm down.

Hayabusa: Shut up! (leaves)

Justin Roberts: This next match is a handicapp tables match!! Coming to the ring, Team 3D!!!

Team 3D comes out.

Justin Roberts: And, now, Kevin Dakota Shaddix!!!!

Match: Match begins and they corner Kevin. Kevin goes straight for Devon and throws him into steel pole. Kevin kicks Ray in the mid section and.....TWIST OF FATE!!! Kevin goes to the outside. Kevin gets a table from under the ring. The throws it in the ring. Devon grabs the table from him and sets it up in the corner. Kevin gets in the ring and throws himself into Devon through the table.

Justin Roberts: Devon has been eliminated.

Match: Devon crawls out of the ring as Ray gets back to his feet. Kevin starts moving around and Ray helps him up. Ray with a gutwrench power bomb. Ray's going up top. Kevin quickly gets up and sets up for a vertical suplex off the top rope but Ray with punches to the stomach. Kevin jumps from top rope and Ray sets up for a double axe handle but misses and lands on his ankle. Kevin stomps at the ankle. Kevin goes on the outside. He looks up under the ring. He throws in a chair, trash can and puts a ladder against the ring. Kevin crawls back in the ring as Ray picks up the trash can. Ray bashes Kevin in the head with it. Kevin's head is leaking of blood. Ray puts Kevins head in the trash can and grabs the chair. BAM! Ray bashes the chair on the trash can. Kevin goes down and pulls the trash can off his head. Painkiller comes out. Painkiller gets up Kevin. Ray goes and puts a table set up in the ring. Painkiller hits a gutwrench powerbomb on Kevin through the table!! Joker comes out.

Joker: I told you Smackdown will pay 10 times. I just took stage 3. At Powersurge, you and Painkiller will fight in a Falls Count Anywhere. Smackdown will change.....forever. Let hell begin.

Show Fades.

Pyro goes off)

Jim Ross:Ladies and gentlemen,welcome to another exciting edition of Smackdown

Michael Cole:Yeah,Because tonight we have several exciting match ups

Terry Funk:Yeah,and Right now we have a diva's match

Michael Cole:HaHaHa My Favorite.

Justin Roberts:This following match-up is scheduled for one fall and it is for a title match against Women's Champion and Guest Commentator for this match.....Tana!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(Tana comes out while trying to make sure the fans don't touch her on her way to the announcer's table)

Jim Ross:How are you Tana?

Tana:Um.Excuse me?

Jim Ross:I was saying tha..

Tana:Shh..no one cares!

(Melina's music hits and Melina comes out as a Highlight Package from last weeks Smackdown plays)

(Casey then comes out delivering High Fives to the fans)

Tana:Who does she think she is.

Michael Cole:Well I think she is just a good person.

Tana:and What am I,Cole?

Cole:Well umm...

Tana:Shh and let Mommy watch the match.

(Ding,Ding,Ding)

Bell rings and were off. Melina runs at Casey. Casey trys a clothsline but Melina ducks and grabs her neck from behind....NECK BREAKER!! Melina drags Casey to the corner. She sets her up in corner. Melina walks back to other corner and runs to Casey and BASEBALL SLIDE!!!!!!!!!!

Jim Ross:Melina seems to be a great athlete in her own right,Tana.

Tana:Psshh,I beat her like nothing last week in that Idiotic Idea Dr.Spencer called a Wrestling match.

 Casey falls on Melina but Melina shoves her off. Melina gets up Casey and throws her over the ropes. Casey gets to her feet and Melina pounds her head in on the announce table. Casey with a reversal and locks in an arm bar with Melina. She rolls her into the ring. Casey swings against the ropes and hits the bull dog on Melina. Casey pulls Melina up and puts her up top. Sets it up and....PEPSI PLUNGE!!!!!!!!!!!!! Casey goes for a pin, 1-2-3!!!!!!!!!!

Justin Roberts:Here is the winner and the opponent for Tana at Powersurge...Casey!!!!!!!!!!

(Casey Raises her arm in Victory and as she turns around Tana hits her with the Women's Championship Belt in the head and Smirks)

-commercial-

Jim Ross:Shocking movements by the Women's Champion just now.

Michael Cole:Yeah and now we take you backstage with Dr.Leroy Spencer and are Guests..The Popular Death Metal Band..Dethklok with their manager Charles Ofdenson.

(Dethklok and Spencer appear on the Titantron and it seems the announcers are going to be asking the band questions)

Jim Ross:Hey guys,how do you feel being associated with Dr.Leroy Spencer?

Nathan Explosion:Charles,Who the Hell is this Dick?

Charles Ofdensen:Shh ..Natan this will really help plug our newest album,coming out this September.

Cole:I have a Question

Charles Ofdensen:Go right ahead sir.

Cole:Well are you guys going to be performing tonight?

William Murderface:Well why the **** wouldn't we be performing,lis **** there is musical instruments right by the stage!

Charles:Calm down,Murderface.

Toki Wartooth:Aren't you guys goings to asks Tokis a Questions?

Skwisgar Skwigelf:Bes Quiets Tokis,No Ones wants to sees you!

Toki Warttoth:Shut Ups Skwisgar!

Pickles the Drummer:Listen we aren't very good at speeches and what not,we are musicians and tonight we will be playing "Awaken" and "Thunderhorse"

Jim Ross:Cool guys,good luck.

Nathan Explosion:Man,I hate advertising.

Leroy Spencer:HaHaHaHa these guys are fricken' hilarious.

Nathan:Who the **** are you again?

(Dethklok fades away on the Screen)

Michael Cole:HaHaHaHaHaHa.

Jim Ross:Right now we have a match between Mick Foley and D'lo Brown

Mick Foley vs D'lo Brown

Bell rings and Mick beats on the ropes. Brown looks weirded out and forearm smashes him in the back. Mick smiles and looks out into the crowd. Brown pounds Micks head in the ropes. Brown delivers a forearm smash to Mick. He falls on his knees. Brown knees Mick in the face. Foley looks up with blood dripping from his mouth. Foley smiles at Brown and reveals broken teeth. Foley gets to his feet and chokes Brown. He rakes his hands and forces him let go. Brown hits a vertical suplex. Goes for a cover, 1-2-OH! Not yet. Brown sits up. Mick Foley gets up but Brown doesn't notice it. Brown clothsline him over the top rope. Foley falls to the floor and crawls under the ring. Brown pulls him from under the ring by the legs and stomps in his legs. Brown throws him back in the ring. Brown pulls him to corner poll. WAIT!!!!!!!! GODFATHER COMES OUT!!!!!!!!!!! Godfather has a trash can lid!! PUSHES FOLEY OUT OF THE WAY!!!!!!!!!!! AND HITS D'LO BROWN WITH THE TRASH CAN LID!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Justin Roberts:This bout has gone to a No contest

(The Godfather grabs a mic. as D'lo tries to get up)

The Godfather:Listen you wanna go to war,I can to war because at Powersurge we will face off in a Loser Leaves Smackdown Match!!!

-commercial-

Jim Ross:We are back and we are set for Tag Team action with The Joker and Y2J.

Justin Roberts:Ladies and Gentlemen their opponents,The Team of Ultimo Dragon and Paul London

(Dragon and Paul run to ring and immediately we hear the bell ring and it is Joker and Dragon starting things out)

Joker throws Dragon into the corner. Dragon jumps on the very top rope and try hitting a back flip on Joker but he catches him and throws him cross the ring. OMG!!!! Joker locks on a head lock and throws Dragon around in it!! Joker trys ripping the very head off Dragon. Jericho looks on in amazement. Joker pulls him to the corner and Joker throws himself at Dragon. Dragon falls to the ground and Joker big splashs him. Joker tags in Jericho. Jericho runs up to Dragon and CODE BREAKER!!!!!!!! Joker tags himself back in. Chris looks confused. Joker gets him up and....TOMBSTONE PILEDRIVER!!!!!!!!!! Dragon is knocked out. He starts to move around and goes to tag in London. He gets the tag and London is fired up with fists. Paul with a kick to the mid section of Joker and throws Joker into the steal ring post. London punches Chris off the apron and turns around. Joker is standing up and looks mad. Joker grabs him by the neck and throws him into the corner three feet away. Joker with a powerful clothsline and knocks London down. Joker looks slowly at Dragon. He pulls him into the ring and...HITS A POWERBOMB!!!!!!! Joker tosses Dragon over the top rope. THIS GUY'S A MANIAC!!!!!!!!! Jericho tags himself in. Joker looks mad then smiles at Chris. Jericho enters the ring. Jericho with a Loin Sault on London!! Goes for a pin, 1-NO!! Joker grins at Jericho. He looks at him scarcastic and waits for London to get up...CODE BREAKER!!!!!!!!! Goes for a pin, 1-2-3!! NO ONLY 2!!!!!!! Joker laughs and Chris tags him in. Joker gets him and a powerful clothsline!!! Tags in Jericho. Tags in Dragon. Y2J quickly locks in the Walls of Jericho. AND A TAP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Jim Ross:Wow what a fast pace match up by the Team of those two Sinister men.

(Joker grabs the Mic)

Joker:Last Week I was screwed by the GM,and I will make an impact!

-Commercial-

Jim Ross:We are back and Now we send you to our Broadcast Partner..Maria!

Maria:Thanks Guys,Ladies and Gentlemen I am Here with Kevin Dakota Shaddix,Kevin how are you?

Kevin Shaddix:I am fine by the way sweet cheeks ere is my room card meet me in the hottub.

Maria:Oh yay I love Hot Tobs!

Kevin:Of Course you do,Listen Babe wanna come out with me for my match with HBk later on?

Maria:Well I have to stay here but I think I can go,but first I have to ask you what plans do you have for later on tonight?

Kevin:HaHaHa well come here and I'll tell you.

(Kevin whispers something into Maria's ear )

Maria:What does that mean?

Kevin:Well you see I can show you and I ca...

(Shawn Michaels walks in)

Shawn:Listen kid,you got Talent and I can't wait to work with you later on tonight.

Kevin:Yeah,me too.

(As Shawn walks away,Kevin then Jumps on HBK and continues to put the boots to him)

Jim Ross:Absouletly Shocking!

Michael Cole:I know,does that mean Maria is dating again!

Jim Ross:Will you stop.

(We see Kofi Kingston and Evan Bourne come to the ring)

(then Team 3D)

Jim Ross:It appears Justin's microphone isn't working,but  Can tell you you we are set for another awe-some Tag Match here on Smackdown and we are starting with Ray and Evan Bourne

Evan and Ray start off. They tie up. Ray over throws Evan. He is on his knees. Evan gets up and delivers a kick to the mid section. Evan goes for a scissors kick but Ray ducks and hits a half rock bottom like move. Evan landed on his head but rolls out of it and charges at Ray. Lefts and rights to the knees. Evan with a shining wizard!! Ray lands on the second rope. Evan runs against the ropes and stands on Rays back which chokes him with the ropes. Evan does a back flip off Ray and the crowd goes nuts. Evan goes up top. Is he going for a shooting star press? No, he sets up for a moonsault. AND A MISS!!!!! Ray moved out the way and a quick tag to Devon. Devon is in and pounds in Evans back with stomps. Devon helps him to his feet and hits a body slam. Devon with a elbow, and another, and two more. Devon locks on a head lock. Evan gets his leg under the rope. Devon breaks it and tries to grab Evan legs but he kicks him and kicks up. OH HE SLIPPED!!! Evan gets up and does and spinning leg drop on Devon. Kofi jumps up and down, wanting in the ring. Kofi gets the tag. Kofi does a rolling cannon ball on Devon. Kofi looks around in the crowd while Devon gets up. Devon behind with a school boy, 1-2-NO!!! Kofi seats up and gets back to his feet, TROUBLE IN PARADISE BY KOFI!!!!!!!! 1-2-3!!!!!!!!!!! KOFI AND EVAN BOURNE WIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Jim Ross:Wow, Evan Bourne and Kofi Kingston just beat the Tag Champions clean.

(As Kofi and Evan celebrate Cryme Tyme comes out and attacks them then Team 3D attacks Cryme Tyme until a total brawl is unleashed)

(Nathan Explosion comes on the Titantron)

Nathan:Listen guys this Dickweed here is telling me to tell you that at Powerfight,oh I mean Powersurge you will be fighting in a triple threat tag team match for the tag belts...and it will be in a Steel Cage!!!!!!!!!!!!

-commercial-

Jim Ross:We are back and we have a triple threat match already inside the ring are Umaga and The Great Khali

Justin Roberts:And their opponents from the deepest layer of Hell...He is the Addiction...he is the Demon...weighing in at 245 pounds...Painkiller!!!!!!!!!!!!

Bell rings and Painkiller automatically goes after Umaga. Painkiller with a full nelson suplex. Khali comes over puts his hand on Painkiller. Painkiller with a hip toss. Umaga and Khali get up and look at eachother. Khali hits a gaint swing on Painkiller and Umaga spears Khali. Umaga looks around at them both. Umaga pulls Painkiller to Khali and.....BIG SPLASH ON THEM BOTH!!!!!!!!!! They're both out. They start to get back their feet. Khali throws Painkiller out the ring. Umaga goes up to Khali the bump chests. Painkiller comes in with a steel chair. He hits Khali out the ring. Painkiller with two shot to the head of Umaga. He goes down. A cover, 1-2-3!!!

Justin Roberts:Here is your winner..Painkiller!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

-commercial-

Jim Ross:It is now time for Dethklok!!!

(They are on the Stage and they begin)

 

Nathan Explosion:Yeah!!!

-commercial-

 Jim Ross: it is time for the Main Events,and we have just heard that Shawn Michaels will not be able to compete tonight as he suffered a minor concussion in his head,he will not be able to compete until Powersurge.

Michael Cole:Well we certainly wish our apologies to HBK,and we have heard that as a punishment for his actions,earlier tonight Kevin Shaddix will have to fight The Joker next week.

(Dethklok begins to play there next song)

Justin Roberts:Please welcome the Participants.FromWest Newbury,Massachusetts....John Cena.....From Colorado Springs...Bobby Lashley....Sting!!!...from New York..Tana....from Japan....Hayabusa.....from Perry,Oklahoma..Jack Swagger......From Brooklyn,New York....JTG....from Clevland,Ohio..The Miz....and from Japan..Yoshi Tatsu!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(They all get into the ring while looking at each other)

Jim Ross:They must be thrown over the top rope to be eliminated.

Bobby Lashley goes for a Spear on John Cena but Cena pulls down the top rope and Bobby Lasley is Eliminated and Cena smirks but on the other side of the ring Sting and Hayabusa are straight out brawling.The Miz Seems to be getting the upper hand on JTG and Yoshi Tatsu is getting man handled by Jack Swagger until ack throws Yoshi out of the ring for another elimination.Bobby Lashley comes back in pissed and spears everyone except John Cena as Cena picks up Lashley asLashley was trying to give him a spear but Cena reversed it intoa Attitude Adjustment,but Lashley then turns it into a Dominator and then Throws Cena over the Top-rope.and as they go out Cena and Lashley continue to brawl to the stage.

Jim Ross:This is Madness!

As Tana gets up she then gets Big Booted by Jack Swagger then thrown out by him.after we see Tana fall out we also see JTG thrown out by the Miz.It is now down to The Miz,Sting,Hayabusa,Shelton Benjamen, and Jack Swagger.As Sting and Hayabusa continue to battle The Miz attacks Shelton to which Shelton dodges but then Gets a Gut Rench Powerbomb by Jack Swagger ,Shelton then rolls outside the ring.As The Miz goes for Swagger Swagger instead reverses it into a back body drop over the ropes onto the ground,The Miz is Eliminated.Jack then Runs at Hayabusa and Sting but they just spread apart and let Swagger go over the Top Rope.Swagger is Eliminated.Sting then turns around as we see Hayabusa run towards sting looking to give a move but sting rolls out of the ring and gets a mic

Sting:Listen Hayabusa before we finish this,I have to tell these fans that you were the one that attacked me!and I know why

But before Sting could finish Hayabusa gives him a Baseball slide but Sting pushes him back in the ring and it looks like Sting is going to hit the Sharpshooter but Hayabusa trips him on towards the top rope and goes to clothline him over but Sting lifts him over his head and Hayabusa is eliminated,It looks as though Sting won but Shelton Benjamen throws him over the top rope for the final elimination!

Justin Roberts:Here is your winner...Shelton Benjamen!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Jim Ross:What a show tonight,and be sure to tune in next week.Goodnight ladies and Gentlemen!

-show ends-

Jim Ross:Welcome Ladies and gentlemen welcome to yet another exciting episode of Smackdown!!!

Michael Cole:Well I'm Sure,Most of you internet fans have already that we indeed have a new General Manager.His name is...

(Theme plays)

(A man dressed in a business suit comes out to no response)

Dr. Leroy Spencer:Well,well,well.This is it.I am so glad to be here!I'm sure you've all heard it by now..but allow me to introduce myself.My name is Dr.Leroy Spencer and I am your new GM.Forget Everything that Moron DX Warrior has done,because it all doesn't matter because I am the General Manager of Smackdown HaHaHa

-commercial-

(Ding,Ding,Ding)

Justin Roberts:This Following Match-up is scheduled  for one fall and making his way from the Isle of Samoa,weighing in at     pounds.......Umaga!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(Umaga enters the ring screaming)

Justin Roberts:and his opponent from Chicago,Ilinois...weighing in at 265 pounds...D'lo Brown!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Michael Cole:Oh My J.R.are you down with D'lo Brown?

Jim Ross:Yes I am cole,D'lo is one of the best athletes I've ever seen,Dr.Spencer seems to know what he is doing

(Just Then Dr.Spencer appears on the titantron)

Dr.Spencer:I'm sorry,I just realized That there is nocolor commentator.So allow me to introduce the third addition to the announcer's table,the funkster.... TERRY FUNK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

D'lo looks confused,he then turns around and gets superkicked in the jaw by Umaga

J.R.:Well it seems the sudden distraction by the GM caught D'lo off guard

Umaga drags D'lo to the ringposts.Umaga goes for the Samoan Hip attack but D'lo moves out of the wayD'lo goes for the Enzugiri and connects successfully.Umaga is Stumbling as D'lo is getting up.D'lo then connects with a dropkick to the knees and umaga falls down.D'lo gets up on the topturnbuckle

Michael Cole:It looks like D'lo is gonna go for the lo'down

J.R.:It would appear so

Terry Funk:This Kid is Great

D'lo goes and Connects successfully with the Lo'down.D'lo goes for the cover 1...2... and kick out by Umaga.D'lo gets up and pulls up Umaga  up to his knees,D'lo starts to connect with punches to the side of the head but Umaga grabs D'lo's Wrist and twists it.Umaga then lifts up D'lo over his head in a show of strength and then he throws D'lo over the top rope

J.R.:The Strength by Umaga !!!!!!!!

The Referee starts to count. 1....2......3.....4.....5....6....7...D'lo starts to get up....8....D'lo is up.....9......and at the last moment D'lo grts inside the ring only to be Superkicked by Umaga into the bottom turnbuckle and Umaga successfully hits the Samoan hip attack.Umaga then pulls D'lo out of the ropes into the middle of the ring.Umaga the climbs to the top rope and Samoan Splash.Umaga then picks up D'lo and The Samoan Spike!

Terry Funk:Oh My god,that kid has got to be looking like a pancake right now

J.R.:Seriously,I hope D'lo is okay

Michael Cole:Me Too,

Umaga goes for the Cover...1.....2.....3..

(Ding,Ding,Ding)

Justin Roberts:and Here is your Winner Umaga!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(Umaga Leaves well screaming)

(D'lo is looking depressed)

Jim Ross:Oh my it is the Godfather

Michael Cole:and The Ho Train!

Terry Funk:Calm Down,you two

(Comes into the ring with the Ho Train)

The Godfather: My Brother,You seem down.So how about we kick it old school and I'll give you a first class ticket on the Hoooooooooooooooooooooo Train!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(D'lo stands up and gives The Godfather the Sky High!)

-Commercial-

Jim Ross:and we are back and it is now time for the first match in the King of the Ring Tournament

Michael Cole:This is gonna be awesome!

Justin Roberts:This following match-up is scheduled for one-fall and it is the first match in King of the Ring tournament.

(Europe's Final Countdown begins to play as Bryan Danielson comes out)

Justin Roberts:and making his debut on Smackdown hailing from Aberdeen,Washington.Weighing in at 185 pounds.....Bryan Danielson!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Jim Ross:Bryan is one of the most gifted talents in the world and I'm glad Leroy gave him a job with TFC.

(Bryan Danielson high fives the fans on his way to the ring)

(JBL's Theme begins to Play)

Justin Roberts:and his opponent from New York City.Wieghing in at 290 pounds.....John "Bradshaw" Layfield....JBL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(JBL comes to the ring taunting the fans along with a confident look on his face)

Terry Funk:I've actually never seen Danielson wrestle before and I hope I'm in for a treat

Jim Ross:Well you are Terry.

(Ding,Ding,Ding)

And as soon as the bell rings JBL goes for a Big Boot on Danielson,but Danielson grabs his leg and turns it into a legsweep and turns that into a half-boston crab.

Jim Ross:The Ability by Danielson

JBL breaks out of the Boston Crab but Bryan Danielson quickly puts JBL in a Grounded Crucifix hold and delivers elbow shots to his head while still making the hold but JBL reaches the ropes.

Terry:Man this kid can wrestle!

Bryan begins to get up as the referee looks away,but in that short time JBL low blows Danielson.JBL continues the beat down with a boot to the head.JBL then lifts Bryan in the suplex position.He then places Bryan on the top-turnbuckle and gets up in the Superplex position and goes for it but in mid-air Bryan turns it into the Cattle Mutilation,

JR:Wow,I have never seen a move like that!

Now that they are on the mat,Danielson seems to be applying that finisher with strength,but JBl won't tap out and JBL tries to go to the ropes .It looks like JBL is gonna tap,but he reaches the ropes.Bryan lets go and stands up.as JBl begins to stand Danielson goes for the Bridging Dragon Suplex but JBL in Mid-air wrenches Bryan's arm and pushes him into the ropes,and as Bryan comes back JBL tries to go for the Clothsline from hell but Danielson goes under his arm and out of no where hits the Bridging Dragon Suplex.

Terry:Wow,I'm starting to like this kid!

Danielson goes for the cover,1.....2......

Michael Cole:Holy Cow!JBL kicked out!

Danielson picks up JBL but JBL pushes Danielson into the ropes and as bryan comes back JBL hits the Clothsline from Hell.

Goes for the cover.1......2.....

Terry:Wow and a kickout from Danielson

JBL lifts up Danielson in the Powerbomb position and continues to go through with it but in Mid-air Danielson wrenches JBL's Arm with his leg and as they fall Danielson puts him in the Crossface Chickenwing and after a few moments of struggling JBL taps out

(Ding,Ding,Ding)

Justin Roberts:Here is your winner.....Bryan Danielson!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Jim Ross:Wow,an instant classic by these two right here.

Michael Cole:I'm looking forward to Bryan Danielson's future here on Smackdown

Terry Funk:Me Too Cole.

-Commercial-

Justin Roberts:And at this time please welcome...The Great Khali!!!!!!!

Ranjin Sighn:Listen,I know you folks don't like Khali but he wants you to know about his fun-side,He can be cool,that is why he has invited the Smackdown's Women Champion to the Kiss Cam tonight!So ladies and Gents please welcome..TANA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(Tana comes out with a disturbing forced smile)

Ranjin Sighn:Come on tana ,you know you wanna piece of this,

Tana:Whatever you say Ranjin.

Ranjin Sighn:So come on Champ lay a kiss on him!

Tana:Um...

(Tana leaves the ring and heads back to the stage)

Ranjin Sighn:Don't worry Bigman,I have a Plan-B.Ladies & Gentlemen please welcome the Debuting Casey!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(Casey comes to the ring High-Fiving the fans)

Casey:Don't worry Khali,I have a match anyways

(Khali kisses Casey)

Ranjin Sighn:Ladies and Gentlemen .....Casey!!!!!!!

(Just then Jericho's Pyro and Entrance Music comes on)

(Ranjin and Khali leave)

Justin Roberts:Ladies and Gentlemen from Manhasset,New York.Wieghing in at 245 pounds ..The Television Champion Chris Jericho!!!!!!!!!!!

(Jericho walks to ring glaring at the fans)

Chris Jericho:Listen I don't know why I am fighting you.I mean this is barely your debut match and you get to fight a Icon such as myself.I already see your pondering to these sicko fans who are nothing but lying Hypocrites by High-fiving them.and last but not least you a woman!I can't believe our new boss would do that to me,I mean DX warrior never Degraded me like that .So I guess I have to do what's right to take my place as the King Of The Ring,and DX Warrior I will remain Tough Enough Champion,!

(Ding,Ding,Ding)

Casey runs at Jericho and Delivers a Head-scissors to Jericho.She then picks him up but Jericho grabs her her and throws her into the side of the ring.He then kicks her in her stomach.

Jericho:You like that girlie?!?!

Jim Ross:God,What a despicable Human.

Jericho then drags her to the middle of the ring and tries to go for the lion-sault but Casey moves.Casey then goes for the Cover,1.....2....and Kickout by Jericho.Jericho then gets up and Punches casey in the Face.He then picks her up and Delivers the Codebreaker.

(Chris Jericho starts to smile)

He then picks up her legs and Gives her the Walls of Jericho

(Último Dragón then runs to the side of the ring)

Jericho lets go to see him.Then Casey goes for the roll-up.1.....2.......3!

(Ding,Ding,Ding)

Justin Roberts:Here is your Winner...Casey!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Jim Ross:Casey Beat Jericho!!!!!!!!!

Michael Cole:And that's Último Dragón,what a surprise.

(Chris Jericho leaves in disgust)

(Último Dragón stays to celebrate with Casey as his music plays)

-commercial-

(Chris Jericho is pounding on Dr.Spencer's door)

(Dr.Spencer opens)

Dr.Spencer:What is wrong Chris?

Jericho:I will tell you what is wrong I just lost!

Dr.Spencer:Well I'm sorry,what do you want though?

Jericho:You wanna know what I want,I want Justice!

Dr.Spencer:Tell you what I'll do.I'm gonna have DX warrior over on Smackdown Next Week and he will be wrestling...... Último Dragón,for the number #1 contendership at the Tough Enough title...in a Steel Cage match!!!

 (Team 3D is already in the ring)

Michael Cole:We're back and we are set for Tag-Team action with Team 3D.

(Kofi Kingston's theme plays)

Justin Roberts:and their opponents at a combined weight of 401 pounds.. Evan Bourne and Kofi Kingston!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(kofi and Evan slap the fans hands on there way to the Ring)

(Ding,Ding,Ding)

Kofi and Devon start things out.Devon goes for the grapple but Kofi irish whips Devon into the ropes and as Devon comes bck Kofi Jumps over him and goes for the Sunset Flip.Kofi goes for the cover 1...and a kickout by Devon.As Kofi gets up Devon grabs Kofi's leg and kicks it.Kofi tries to reach towards Bourne but Devon pulls Kofi towards Ray but kofi uses his other foot to kick Devon,Kofi then tags in Evan Bourne.Evan Bourne then jumps to the tp turnbuckle and Missilekicks Devon in the chest.evan bourne then runs towards brother ray and Dropkicks him.Kofi Kingston then jumps out of the ring onto Brother Ray

JR:Wow,Kofi is such a joy to watch!

And as Evan Bourne turns around Brother Devon hits Evan with the Saving Grace.Devon goes for the cover.1.....2......3!

(Ding,Ding,Ding)

Justin Roberts:Here are your winners....Team 3D!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

JR:and out of no where Devon hit the Saving Grace!

Terry:What a win for these two!

-Commercial-

JR:and now we take you to Mick Foley.

(Mick Foley is shown on the Titantron in a Dark room)

Mick Foley:Some say,I've lost it.Some say to to hang it up already.but I say......I'm just as good as I've ever been,but what really ticks me off is that people say I'm not Hardcore anymore.they say he's cool but he was better back then.Listen Just because I don't bleed on a daily basis anymore doesn't mean I'm not hardcore,It means I'm older.I have kids.I don't want them to see me as a raging lunatic,and if that means me not getting speared through a flaming table for the amusement of you sick people to save my kids from being in fear for there Dad's Safety then so be it.

(General Manager Dr.Leroy Spencer comes out)

Dr.Spencer:Mick no one cares!If you wanna complain then I'll give you reason to complain because next week you fight Umaga and it will be contested under Extreme Rules!

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(Ding,Ding,Ding,)

Justin Roberts:This match is scheduled for one fall and it is a triple-threat match!Entering first from Japan,weighing in at 201 pounds...Yoshi Tatsu!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(Yoshi Tatsu enters the ring smiling)

Justin Roberts:and his opponent from Austin,Texas..wieghing in at 205 pounds....Paul London!!!!!!!!!

(Paul London runs to the ring)

Justin Roberts:and their opponent.........Hitman619!!!!!!!!!!!

(Ding,Ding,Ding)

Jim Ross:and Here we go,with another exciting cruiserwieght match-up!

Hitman charges at Yoshi and Dropkicks him.Then out of no where Paul London hits Hitman with a Missile Dropkick from across the ring.As London gets up Yoshi Tatsu kicks him in the gut.Yoshi then stands up Paul and gives him a Superkick.Then Himan Jumps on the ropes and delivers a moonsault onto both Yoshi and Paul.Hitman then goes for the cover on Tatsu.1....2.....and kickout by yoshi.Hitman then throws Yoshi Tatsu outside of the ring by the announcer's table

Paul London Enzugiris Hitman.Paul London then goes outside of the ring and places Yoshi Tatsu by the Steel Steps.Paul London then climbs the steps and grabs onto the ropes and delivers the Dropkick well holding onto the ropes to Yoshi's shoulder.Hitman then goes outside and Throws Paul London into the crowd over the Barricade.Hitman then puts Yoshi inside.Hitman then climbs to the Toprope and goes for the Frog Splash but Yoshi Tatsu moves out of the way.Yoshi then goes for the cover.1...2...And Paul London Moonsaults Yoshi Tatsu & Hitman619.

Jim Ross:Where did London come from!?!?!?!

Michael Cole:I don't know but lets hope he capitalizes on this!

Paul then goes for the cover on Yoshi Tatsu.1.....2......3!

Justin Roberts:Here is your winner Paul London!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Michael Cole:What a Match!

Jim Ross:Well now we take you to our broadcast partner Maria.

Maria:Thanks Guys.Ladies and Gentlemen at this time please welcome the World Heavywieght Champion ....Shawn Michaels.Hi Shawn!

Shawn Michaels:How are you Maria?

Maria:I'm fine,thanks

Shawn:So..

Maria:So?

Shawn:I thought you were going to interview me?

Maria:Oh yeah,(Giggles)So Shawn How do you feel about your match tonight.

Shawn:I'm glad that I have other people having my back tonight,to tell you the truth I am kinda tired.

Maria:Well I'm sor...

John Cena:Listen Just because we are partners tonight does not mean I'm your friend..I'm you...

Shad:John and Shawn,Sting was just found unconscious in his locker.

JTG:He won't be able to compete!

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Jim Ross:and We are back

Terry:I can't believe Sting has been hurt.

Justin Roberts:This following match up is scheduled for one fall making his way to the ring from Maimi,Florida...wieghinging in at 245 pounds...Montel Vontavious Porter...MVP!!!!!!!!

(MVP walks to the ring looking happy)

Justin Roberts:and his opponent...Painkiller!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(Painkiller walks to the ring well looking angry)

 (Ding,Ding,Ding)

Painkiller slowly looks at MVP.MVP goes to attack Painkiller but all the moves MVP hits doesn't hurt Painkiller.Painkiller then grabs MVP's throat and Chokeslams him.Then Painkiller lifts up MVP and gives him a Sit Down-Powerbomb.Painkiller then goes for the cover.1...2....3!

(Ding,Ding,Ding)

Jim Ross:Wow,MVP has been decimated by a new force on Smackdown!

 (Painkiller grabs the mic)

Painkiller:I have been reborn......I have been ignited.....I am a monster.....I am your next World champion!

(The lights go black)

(The lights turn back on and Painkiller is gone)

-commercial-

Jim Ross:and We are back and with Bobby Lashley

(Bobby Lashley walks to the ring looking smug)

Bobby Lashley:I haven't been here in a while but I know what has been going on...and it disgusts me!You Fans Disgust Me!Why you ask,because I have seen the light.I know now what I deserve....The World Heavywieght Championship!!!

(Bobby Lashley then leaves)

Michael Cole:Wow,Lashley doesn't seem to be happy

(Ding,Ding,Ding)

Justin Roberts:This following match-up is scheduled for one fall and entering first from Los Angeles,California...weighing in at 225 pounds..The National Champion......John Morrison!!!!!!!!

(John Morrison looks excited on his way to the ring)

Jim Ross:John Morrison was successful in beating Shelton Benjamen at Apocalypse and Has been on a row here on Smackdown.

Justin Roberts:and his opponent...The Clown Prince.....The Joker!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(Joker seems to be determined with that look on his face)

(Ding,Ding,Ding)

Joker Clothslines Morrison.Joker then jumps onto Morrison's body and begins to punch Morrison in the face.Joker then lifts up Morrison but Morrison kicks Joker in the Gut.Then gives Morrison a springboard super kick. then turns it into somersault full nelson pin.Morrison goes for the cover 1..2...and a kickout by Joker.Morrison picks up Joker and Kicks him in the gut and hits the Moonlight Drive on Joker,then goes for the cover.1.....2....and Kickout by Joker,Morrison drags Joker's body into the corner.Morrison then tries to hit Starship Pain but Joker moves out of the way.Joker then goes for the cover on Morrison.1....2...and Kick out by Morrison.Joker lifts up Morrison and puts him in the powerbomb position but Morrison turns it into a Hurricanrana pin.1...2...and a kickout by Joker.Morrison then Taunts Joker by Raising his arm and flipping his hair back,but in that time Joker went to the ring corner and takes off the Middle Turnbuckle cover.Joker then lays down in the corner on his back,Morrison sees Joker in that position and goes to deliver Starship Pain but Joker pulls Morrison's leg and makes his chin hit the exposed middle turnbuckle.Joker then goes for the cover.1....2....3!!!!!!!

(Ding,Ding,Ding)

Justin Roberts:Here is your winner.....The Joker!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Jim Ross:Whoa what a fantastic match up ending in such a despicable act

Terry Funk:I don't know,but Joker advanced to the Semi-Finals of the King of the Ring along with Bryan Danielson,Casey,and Painkiller.

Michael Cole:I gotta tell you I'm hoping Bryan Danielson wins the tournament.

-commercial-

Justin Roberts:This following match up is scheduled for one fall and it is a 4 on 5 handicap match.

Jim Ross:I guess we are going through with this.

Justin Roberts:Making there way to the ring,They are the Smackdown tag champs...hailing from Brooklyn,New York....Wieghing in at a combined weight of 530 pounds....CRYME TYME!!!!!!!!!!!

(Cryme Tyme comes out to a great fan reaction)

Justin Roberts:And there partner..hailing from West Newbury,Massachusetts..Wieghing in at 245 pounds...John Cena!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(Cena runs to the ring High Fiving little kids)

Justin Roberts:and the World Heavywieght Champion...from San Antonio,Texas.......Wieghing in at 215 pounds...."The Heartbreak Kid"Shawn Michaels!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(HBK comes to the ring doing his usual entrance)

Justin Roberts:and there opponents ...

(Gets cut off by the Miz's entrance theme)

(The Miz,Booker T,Jeff Jarrett,& Jack Swagger enter)

The Miz:Ladies and Gentlemen please welcome our tag-team partner...........Hayabusa!!!!!!!

(All of them then walk to the ring)

As Shawn Michaels stares at his opponents,Shelton Benjamen attacks HBK.As the Rest of HBK's team begins to attack Shelton The Heels attack the rest of HBK's tea,.Shelton Benjamen then delivers the Paydirt to HBK.

Jim Ross:This is madness!!!!!!!!

End of Show

The show comes on the air without the theme as DX Warrior stands in the ring with a mic.

DX Warrior: "Well, I guess the cat's out of the bag now.  After this week, I'm no longer the GM of SmackDown.  Well, since I completely hate the current Television Champion, Chris Jericho, normally, this would be the time where I strip him of his title, but I'm not like that.  Instead, I will be competing here tonight against The Miz for a shot at the Television Championship on a neutral show.  So, if Miz wins here tonight, Jericho has to defend the Television Championship against The Miz on either War, Xtreme, or OWC.  If I win, he has to defend the title against me on either War or Xtreme.  Also, if I win the title on the neutral show, I can only defend the title against SmackDown superstars.  And even though I hate The Miz enough to give myself an unfair advantage, I don't need it.  It took CBM ordering Vladimir Kozlov to keep me from winning the X Division Championship on CBM's Cyber Turmoil.  Fortunately, McMahon 101 fired CBM at Apocalypse, so CBM won't screw anyone out of titles anymore.  Now, as per my tradition on SmackDown, all matches tonight, no matter how long they take, will be commercial free, unless they start during a commercial for those watching at home.  Also tonight, it will be the final part of Skitzo's reign as SmackDown GM erased as Sting has finally returned, & he will take on his former nWo associate Jeff Jarrett.  And there will also be two tag team matches tonight.  First, we will have Tana team up with Maria to take on SmackDown's newest divas, Brie & Nikki, the Bella Twins.  Then, in a non-title rematch from Apocalypse, Cryme Tyme will take on the team of Kofi Kingston & Evan Bourne.  Thank you for your time, & now let's kick this show off right."

DX Warrior walks to the back as Sting's entrance music starts

Justin Roberts: "The following contest is scheduled for one fall.  Introducing first, Sting!"

Sting comes out, passes DX Warrior, & enters the ring

Justin: "And his opponent, Jeff Jarrett!"

Jarrett comes out & enters the ring

JR: "And now we will see the end of the nWo in TFC for good, hopefully."

Michael Cole: "Well, the nWo was brought back by Skitzo after he won the TLC 2 match at WrestleMania, becoming the Royal GM.  We all know how that turned out, as the nWo was nearly completely erased in Skitzo's final show, putting SmackDown off the air for a few weeks."

The match begins with Sting hitting Jarrett with a clothesline.  Just then DX Warrior comes out.

DX Warrior: "I forgot to mention that all matches tonight are no-DQ matches &, except for the divas tag team match, at least one weapon must be broken for the user of said weapon to win the match."

Sting instantly grabs his bat & smashes Jarrett with it several times, sending Jarrett into the corner.  Sting pulls him out after grabbing Jarrett's guitar, then smashes the guitar over Jarrett's head.  Sting then drags Jarrett over to the corner & sets him up for something.  Sting goes to the corner across from where Jarrett is, then rushes at Jarrett, hitting him with the Stinger Splash.  When Jarrett comes out of the corner, Sting hits a Scorpion Death Drop, then goes for the pin: one... two... three!

Justin: "Here is your winner, Sting!"

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DX Warrior bumps into World Champion Shawn Michaels

DX Warrior: "Shawn."

HBK: "Michael."

DX Warrior: "You know, what I did here on SmackDown was only for the best interest of the show."

HBK: "I know.  That's why I didn't ask you to give me any breaks here."

DX Warrior: "Yeah, well, I wasn't very glad that you were working with King of the Dead with his DX."

HBK: "Yeah, & now I'm done with it.  I'm now just going to make a name for myself here on SmackDown for myself.  And don't listen to negative things people say about you or your reign as SmackDown GM, because none of that matters.  Now, just go out there & make the most of what you're given in life."

DX Warrior: "Alright, Shawn.  Just remember, I will always think that organized religion is mostly politics with the higher-ups down here.  It's like Ozzy Osboure said in his song 'I Don't Wanna Stop': too many religions for only one god."

HBK: "That is true.  Well, good luck later on with Miz."

DX Warrior: "You know I don't need it, Shawn.  Miz is a huge pushover.  And I will make sure that the new SmackDown GM, whoever he or she is, honors my title shot with Jericho once I beat Miz."

HBK: "Why did you even make that match?"

DX Warrior: "First, to beat Miz to a bloody pulp, because no matter how many times I go south of the border, if you know what I mean, it won't do anything to him because there's nothing there!"

both laugh

HBK: "Alright, Michael.  I guess I'll see you at the next PPV."

cuts to the ring

Justin: "The following divas tag team match is scheduled for one fall.  Introducing first..."

[Tana's entrance music]

Tana & Maria come out to cheers from the crowd

Justin: "The team of Maria, & the SmackDown Women's Champion, Tana!  And their opponents..."

[Bella Twins entrance music]

Justin: "From Scottsdale, AZ, Brie & Nikki, the Bella Twins!"

Brie & Nikki enter the ring, then the ref calls for the bell

The match begins with Tana locking up with Brie.  Tana hits Brie with a snapmare, then dropkicks Brie in the back.  Tana goes for the early pin: one... Brie kicks out.  Tana twists Brie's arm & pulls her over to Maria, where Maria tags in & hits a DDT.  Tana exits the ring, then Maria hits Brie with a rolling head scissors, sending Brie under the bottom rope near Nikki.  Maria runs over & dropkicks Brie to the floor.  While the ref holds Maria back, Nikki drops off the apron to check on Brie before dropping down, making it look like she's Brie.  After a few seconds, both Bellas get up, then enter the ring.  The ref asks which is Brie, & Nikki is more convincing than Brie, so the ref tells Brie to get out of the ring.

JR: "What just happened?  Is that Brie, or is it Nikki?"

Maria goes over to hit a bulldog, but Nikki hits Maria with a facebuster & goes for the pin: one... two... Tana breaks it up.  Tana gets out of the ring after helping Maria over to their corner, then Tana tags herself in.  Nikki, still believed to be Brie, charges at Tana for a clothesline, but Tana reverses it into a crucifix pin.  Maria comes in & knocks Brie off the apron while the ref counts: one... two... three!"

Justin: "Here are your winners, Maria & the SmackDown Women's Champion, Tana!"

The ref hands Tana the title as all four divas stand in the ring after the match.  Tana tells the Bellas that she knows they switched, & that it was a good trick.

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Justin: "The following contest is scheduled for one fall, & the winner will face Chris Jericho for the Television Championship on a neutral show.  Introducing first..."

[The Miz's entrance music]

Justin: "From Cleveland, OH, weighing in at 230 lbs., The Miz!"

Miz comes out to heavy boos from the crowd

Justin: "And the opponent..."

Justin: "From Riverside, CA, DX Warrior!"

DX Warrior comes out to a huge pop from the crowd

JR: "And here comes the soon-to-be former General Manager of TFC Friday Night SmackDown, DX Warrior.  He's a former OWC Tag Team Champion, one-half of the only team to win multiple OWC Tag Team Championships, the Angel Warriors.  This will give DX Warrior his second shot at a singles title should he beat The Miz here tonight."

Cole: "He seems very confident.  You heard him talking to the World Champion Shawn Michaels, his mentor, right before the divas tag team match.  He said that he can beat The Miz very easily.  When I first talked to him, he said that there were many stars in TFC that he could beat with both hands tied behind his back, & that list included Miz."

The match begins with DX Warrior hitting Miz with a high knee, which he used to hit Miz with a Triple H-style facebuster.

JR: "He calls that the Gamebreaker.  It usually signals the end of a match!"

DX Warrior then sends Miz over the top rope, then follows.  The ref starts his count while Miz starts to get up before getting hit with a spinebuster.  DX Warrior sends Miz back into the ring at five before getting a weapon out from under the ring.  When the ref gets to eight, DX Warrior reveals the weapon as a sledgehammer, then gets in the ring.  Miz gets up, then DX Warrior smashes Miz in the jaw with the sledgehammer.  DX Warrior then breaks the handle of the sledgehammer over Miz's head before climbing to the top rope.  He hits Miz with a flying elbow drop, then starts to tune up the band.  Miz gets up, then walks right into Sweet Chin Music, then DX Warrior locks in the Crippler Crossface.  Miz tries to get to the ropes, but DX Warrior keeps Miz away until Miz taps out.

Justin: "Here is your winner, DX Warrior!"

JR: "And now on either War or Xtreme, DX Warrior will get a shot at Chris Jericho & the Television Championship."

DX Warrior grabs a mic.

DX Warrior: "Miz, if I wasn't leaving SmackDown as the GM, then I would fire you right now, but I'm leaving that up to the new GM next week.  So I hope you are friends with him or her because I don't see you with a job come next week."

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JR: "Welcome back to SmackDown, & we don't have a match scheduled for right now, so it's time to take a look back at Apocalypse this past Sunday." 

video package of the events at Apocalypse, taking several minutes to show all of the highlights

JR: "The end of the show was shocking for everyone, as no one expected CBM, a very established star in TFC, was fired.  Well, it's been done, & we'll just have to wait until next week to see the ramifications of all of the events that have taken place this past week."

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Justin: "The following tag team contest is scheduled for one fall.  Introducing first, from Brooklyn, NY, they are the SmackDown Tag Team Champions, Shad Gaspard & JTG, Cryme Tyme!"

Cryme Tyme's music plays, but they don't come out for two minutes

Justin: "From Brooklyn, NY, they are the SmackDown Tag Team Champions, Shad Gaspard & JTG, Cryme Tyme!"

Cryme Tyme's music restarts, but they don't come out for another two minutes.  Just then, we cut to the back where Cryme Tyme, Kofi Kingston, & Evan Bourne are out cold with a black cloth draped down behind where they were found, & an nWo spray-painted on it in blue.

Cole: "What does this mean?"

show ends