(JR:HELLO EVERYONE AND WELCOME TO THIS ONE-TIME-ONLY EDITION OF SATURDAY NIGHT SMACKDOWN!!!
(FOLEY:and after one hell of a PPV last sunday what will be the aftermath tonight??
JR: “Ladies and gentlemen, we all know what happened at Unforgiven last week. If you don’t know, then let me run it down for you. McMahon 101, the chairman of TFC, has demanded that Smackdown GM, Skitzo, have NWO win the world heavyweight title. Now Batista, who is part of NWO won, but right after that, Chris Jericho cashed in his world title shot and won. McMahon 101 is coming down to the ring now and I have never seen him this mad before. What does he have to say?”

McMahon 101: “now for everyone who wants to know, I am currently doing a investigating on who came on my property and ruined all of my cars and private airplane. As Unforgiven was last week, I DEMANDED Skitzo make a NWO member world champ. Batista did win the match and was world champion but SKtizo has to think of something that will make me mad. SKitzo, you done that on purpose.” Right after he said that, the Smackdown GM came out and has a mic in hand and begins to talk.

Skitzo: “what are you complaining about McMahon 101? I mean really? You told me to have a NWO member win, and that is what I did. I had Batista win, so what’s the big deal? I followed everything you told me. You said if a NWO member doesn’t win, then you will FIRE me! I had him win so you CANNOT fire me for any reason. As far as Chris Jericho winning, I had no control over it. He came in after the match. I didn’t even know he was going to cash in his title.”

McMahon 101: “first of all, you don’t call me McMahon 101, you call me boss!” when he said that, Skitzo just laughed it off. “You are such a liar. I know you knew about Y2J cashing in his opportunity. You told him to do that so NWO doesn’t the title. You hate NWO and hate how I endorsed them. SKitzo, you may be the GM of Smackdown, but I am the chairman of TFC. I run all of TFC and tonight I am coming out to this very ring and having Chris give me the title personally.”

Foley: “did I just here that? Is McMahon 101 really taking Y2J’s title off of him? This rivalry is getting more controversial every week and now McMahon 101 is taking aim on Skitzo! I can’t wait to see what happens tonight!"
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(JR:Well we gotta kick things off with a rematch from last sundays PPV as the newest member of the NWO Cody Rhodes defends his newly Won Television Championship against Kaz!!!!lets get to it!!
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1.)~~~~~~T.V. Championship~~~~~~~~~~~
(Champ)Cody Rhodes~Vs~Kaz~~~~
This was a great match to kick things off......Kaz took controll early in the match as he is verry Mad about getting screwed out ofthe title  last sunday.......He nailed Rhodes with consecutive DDT'S similar to Rhodes finisher....then Just stomped away at his head delivering a brutal beating ........Kaz keeps looking around for NWO members to come to the ring to screw him once again.......He then climbs the topp rope and delivers a flying Leg Dropp....... goes for the cover 1...2....NO!!!.....Rhodes kicks out Kaz then Hits him with a snap suplex and Signals that its time to put Rhodes away.......But then wait!!!!its NWO member Peety Pump former T.V. Champ standing at the topp of the ramp......Kaz sees him and starts yelling at Peety Pump to go away........Then Rhodes Comes from behind and rolls Kaz up and Grabs him by the tights 1....2....3....
Your winner and STILL T.V. champion CODY RHODES!!!!!!
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2.)~~8-MAN TAG TEAM MATCH~~~~
TEAM NWO-TEAM 3D,JBL,Tomko~Vs~The outsiders,Goldberg,Bret Hart
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This was a great match as The newest member to the SmackDown Roster Goldberg Teamed with Hall,Nash and Hart....the match started with Tomko facing Nash...Nash and tomko both with heavy power moves but Nash got the advantage with a big boot to the head of Tomko......Then Nash tagged in Scott Hall......Hall then started stomping away at Tomko Till Hall was backed up in NWO's corner Bubba hit Hall with an open hand slap right across the ear......Hall seemed to be in tremendous pain after that clinching the side of his face he tagged in Bret Hart.....Tomko also tagged in JBL....JBL and Hart started trading **** right and left....Then JBL got the advantage by Locking Hart in a headlock.....then delivering numerous elbows to Hrt on the ground.....JBL set up across the ring shooting off the ropes going for a closeline from HELL but Hart tagged in Goldberg while JBL was running the other way....Goldberg then NAILED A SPEAR!!!!!!!!Then hit the JackHammer for the 1...2...3...!!!!
your winners The outsiders,Bret Hart,and Bill Goldberg!!!!!!!!(Both teams started brawling after the match till security came out to seperate them)
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3.)~~~~~National Championship~~~~~~~~~~~
(Champ)Shelton Benjamin~Vs~Umaga
After maybee the best ladder match in a long time last sunday Shelton Benjamin was crowned The FIRST National Champ.....He didnt have much time to Celebrate as now he is stacked up against The Samoan Bulldozer Umaga!!!!!They started off the matych with Umaga Automatically hitting the Samoan Spike ....WOW!!!!he goes for the cover..1...2...No!!!!!Shelton Kicks out....Then Umaga started in with the Butt splashes off Benjamins head in the corner.......Umaga kept Punishing BenjaminThen Tried to set up Benjamin again For the Samoan Spike but NO!!! he misses and benjamin Tries for the T-bone suplex but cant hit it on Umaga.......Shelton then started nailing Umaga with several Kicks To the Body and Head.........Benjamin Then went to the top Ropes and Hit Umaga with a diving cross body and goes for the pin...1...2...NO!!!!....Shelton then Picks Umaga up and tries for his other finishing move But when He went to slam Umagas head in the mat Umaga Hit the Samoan Spike!!!!!!goes for the cover...1....2....3.....!!!!!
Your Winner and NEW NATIONAL CHAMPION...UMAGA!!!!!!!
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(SMACKDOWN GM, Skitzo comes out to the Ramp.....and has a microphone in hand......."Now i have a couple Announcements to make......I have just recieved word....that Next week ......Sting wants Undertaker in a rematch.......And i am going to make that match....Next week Sting ~Vs~Undertaker..........But as for tonight......i have a great Main event Lined up...But its a surprise........But before the main event.....we are going to have a number one contenders match for the World Title......as Stone Cold Will face Batista......and that match will be right ...NOW!!!!
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4.)~~~#-1 Contender's Match~~~~~~~~~~
Stone Cold~Vs~Batista
Both men are Obsessed with being the World Champion here on SmackDown......Stone cold never got a rematch for the Title he lost and neither did Batista.....as last Sundays PPV's Finish was all scrambled by Chris Jericho Shockingly Beating Batista after the Tripple Threat Between Hart,Stone Cold and Batista.........The match started off with Batista hitting a SPEAR!!!!! then he tried to Hit the Batista Bomb early.....but Austin Flipped Batista Oer his head Then Austin Started stomping Batista's Chest In......The Locked on to Batista on the ground and started Hiting Him with Numerous right hands.........(on the titantron we see Eric Bischoff,and the rest of the NWO being taken out of the Buliding by Security.......)Batista looks up and sees this and is raging and complaining about it......Just then Batista turned around right into a STUNNER!!!!!!Austin goes for the cover...1...2...3!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Your WINNER AND NEW NUMBER ONE CONTENDER STONE COLD STEVE AUSTIN!!!!!!!!!!!!
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JR: "let's go to McMahon 101 right now in his office as he makes his way to the ring to get the world title!" we see McMahon 101 in his office getting down with a conversation on the phone.


McMahon 101: "okay, great. Well I will see you next week. Yeah, it's time to get Y2J now so good-bye." McMahon 101 gets up and walks to the door. He puts his hand on the door knob and TRYS to open the door. He finds out that someone blocked the door. "there is something in the way! Something is blocking the door." The only people in the room are the camera man and McMahon 101. "OPEN THE DOOR. HELP, HELP, HELP!!! SOMEONE OPEN THE DOOR." He screams and yells to see if anyone could hear him, but no one does. "Come one, who did this? Who blocked the door? WAIT, WAIT! I bet I know. Oh, have mercy on HIS soul."


Foley: "who do you think blocked the doorway? Now McMahon 101 is locked in his office, he can't meet Jericho in the ring and relinquish his title! That saves Y2J but who is McMahon talking about by saying have mercy on "HIS" soul? Who is "HIS"?
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(Skitzo comes back out to the ring with World Champion Chris Jericho waiting to get his belt Taken away.......But Skitzo Grabs the Mic....
(Skitzo"Hmmmmmm....looks like McMahon 101...oops"Boss" isnt gonna be able to grace us with his Presence......well thats too bad but ive got News for you Jericho before " Boss" tries anything....im gonna have you defend that World Title Right now against In my mind the Number One Contender to you.......Christian Cage....!!!...
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5.)~~~~~~~~~MAIN EVENT~~~~~~~~~~
~~~~WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP~~~~~~~~~~~~
(champ)Chris Jericho~Vs~Christian Cage~~~
This was one of the best and most exciting matches ive ever seen.....Jericho has lost to Cage numerous times over the past couple of weeks......and Cage was supposed to be invloved in Jerichos Title match But Jericho Sceemed his way to win it without Cage even being Present.......The match started off with Cage exploding out of his corner...and starts terrorizing Jericho with rights and lefts then Hits a ddt......goes for an early cover...1..2...No!!!!Cage then goes to the topp Ropes and goes for a frog splash....But No!!!!!jericho moves out of the way.....Cage hit the mat hard.....Jericho then goes for a cover...1..2..NO!!!!they faught for about 10 more minutes just waring eachother out....Jericho had Cage set up for the walls of Jericho but Cage reversed it into a roll up...1...2...No!!!!!...Cage then tries to Hit Jericho with the UnPrettier...But Jericho reverses It And Nails Cage with the UnPrettier....Then Puts Cage in the walls of jericho........Cage deperately  crawled to the ropes and just as he was about to Get there Jericho walks him back to the middle of the ring.....and Cage had No choice but to TAP OUT!!!!!!
Your Winner and STILL WORLD CHAMPION.....CHRIS JERICHO....!!!!!!!!!!
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(JR:What a night this has been...!!!...But you have to think that GM Skitzo is gonna be in some major Trouble for the Stunts he pulled tonight Kicking NWO out of the Building......and booking Jericho for a title match when he was supposed to be stripped of the title.....Was Skitzo To blame for McMahon 101 not making it to the ring and getting locked in his Office>>>???we will find out next week hopefully....Also Dont miss next weeks smackdown as Sting Will Take on The Undertaker AGAIN!!!!!!
(FOLEY:Thats all the time we have for you tonight.....Thanks and Goodnight!!!!!!!!

(jr:Hello Everyone and welcome to Friday Night SmackDown.......




JR: "WAIT, WAIT! we know this music, this is the music of the chariman of TFC, McMahon 101!"


Foley: "that is right, he was absent the past couple of weeks after he endorced Eric Bischoff and NWO. well he doesnt look to happy as you can see it right into his face. lets see what he has to say!"


McMahon 101 grabs the mic aggressively and begins to talk. "Now all of you are probably wandering where i was the past two weeks as i havent been on Smackdown!" After he said that, the crowd roars will loud, long coures of BOOS. "SHUT UP! i am not in the mood. do you want to know why, well i first i wasnt here 2 weeks ago as i was just about to come but as soon as my dirver was just about to drive me, ALL of our tires were blown out. that is right, someone blew out all of our families tires on our car. with that being said, i didnt have enough time to make it here so i couldnt come"


the crowd screams again with joy. McMahon 101: " then next week came and i was just about to take off in my private airplane, but my pilot realized that we had no gasoline. someone took it all out and touched my property for 2 weeks straight. now i dont know how or who done this but i will find out. now, on Smackdown last week, we saw Smackdown GM, Sktizo come out and is trying to out beat me. He is trying to kill NWO. well listen Skitzo, u may be the GM but i am the Chairman. i dont know who done that two weeks straight, but i WILL find out."


JR: "wow, McMahon 101 is extremely angry and i dont think anyone should really confront him right now."


Mcmahon 101: "listen, Eric i support you and NWO. i think there needs a stable/alliance here on Smackdown and TFC to make everything right and in order. NWO can do that. Skitzo. i am demanding that any NWO member fights in a match tonight and for any championship. if they dont win, i know who to blame!


Mick: "did you just here that, NWO in action tonight for a title and if they dont win, McMahon 101, is goint to be more angry. who done that to his transportation, i dont know, but we will find out!"
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(On the TitanTron isSmackDown GM SKITZO)
(Skitzo:Alright McMahon 101....you got it.....tonight.....1-on-1......1 night before the PPV........Batista gets his shot at The world Title against StoneCold Steve Austin.......But tomarrow night we will still be having the Tripple threat title match no matter who wins tonight........
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(Skitzo............Tomarrow will be a great PPV Unforgiven.....where we will crown our first National Champion Ever.........Now the semi-Finals are tonight........as Umaga faces Shelton Benjamin....And ....Chris Jericho faces Christian Cage.........Now the Finals will be held tomarrow Night ........In a LADDER MATCH!!!!!!!!.............

..........also we all know about the TLC match for the tag team titles..........AS Team 3D takes on The outsiders...........well tonight in two hardcore singles TABLES MATCHES........Kevin Nash will be facing Bubba Ray Dudley......Then Scott Hall will face Brotha Devon..............

............Also Tomarrow night we will have a Television Title Match.......Between Number one Contender ....Cody Rhodes..........~Vs~....T.V. Champion Kaz!!!!!!!!!!Well tonight they will have seperate opponents to get them warmed up.....Cody Rhodes Will face Peety Pump.........And......Kaz will face Black Machismo Jay lethal.......

..........THEN there is the Undertaker..............Well tonight.........we are going to find out who has been stalking the Deadman..............And i gaurantee.........Tonights Announcement will SHOCK THE WORLD......
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(Jr:Wow what a night we have already  had.....but its time to get down to The Action(Just then Bret Harts Music Hits)
(Hart:Well I have one of the biggest matches of my Career tomarrow night for the world title and i want ...No i demand....A warm up opponent........(Just then Tomkos Music Hit.........)(Then after Tomkos JBL'S music Hit.......)(JBL:WELL WHAT BETTER WAY TO WARM UP FOR a tripple threat match thern to have a 2-on1 handicap match..............
~~~~The Bell Rings~~~~~~~~~~~~~~1.)Bret Hart~VS~JBL AND Tomko.....
JBL and Hart start off in the ring with Both men Trading rights and left.......Then JBL connects early with the Closeline from HELL.......goes for the cover1...2....No!!!!!!!!!!!!JBL tags in Tomko........Tomko thewn starts pounding on bret Hart.......this goes on for a while ........Then in the closing minutes of the match Breat Hart digs down and Finds his Heart.......Battling back against Tomko......Nailing the Pile Driver....Tomko....slides his way over to JBL and tags him in....Now Hart and JBL are back to Trading rights and lefts......Then JBL Shoots off the riopes and goes for the Closeline from hell again but NO!!!!Hart ducks it then Hits JBL with a Bakwards German Suplex Then goes for the SharpShooter and locks it in........JBL IS about to TAP OUT............(Bischoff comes out to the ring and gets the Refs Attention.........Tomko then Grabs a chair....he nails it over Harts Head.......JBL rolls on top of hart band gets the1...2....3....
Your Winners....JBL AND TOMKO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(Bischoff grabs the microphone........Let me introduce all of you to the newest members of The NWO.........JBL AND TOMKO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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2.)Cody Rhodes~VS~Peety Pump......
Not a bad match as these two quick young individuals battled it out.......Just in the end as Peety Pump was gonna hit the Canadian Destroyer.......Cody RhodesStopped him short Having Peety Pump land on his back........Cody grabeed Pumps legs from aver his head and gets The 1...2...3...
Your winner...Cody Rhodes!!!!!
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3.)Kaz~vs~Black Machismo Jay Lethal..
T.V. Champion Kaz dominated this match for the most of it......Lethal almost Connected with the Lethal Combination......But Kaz Took the Hit off Lethals Knee and countered into almost a stunner like move.........Then Placed on the Turnbuckle and nailed the Flux Copasitator....and goes for the cover...1...2..3...
Your Winner.....Kaz!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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4.)Hardcore Table match#1~~~Scott Hall~VS~Devon
pretty good match.......but Scott hall got Cheated out of a victory right as he had devon Positioned in the Razors Edge.......To put him through a table.......Devon swung his leg under and connected to hall with a low blow.........Then picks up Hall and delivers a suplex To hall through a table....
Your Winner.....Devon Dudley....
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5.)Hardcore Table Match#2~~~Kevin Nash~VS~Bubba Ray Dudley.......
Nash completely was in controll of this match towards ther end of the match....Nash had Bubba set up to go through a table VIA JackNife PowerBomb.....But devon came down to the ring......With a ladder on one arm and a chair in the other........Devon then came in the ring and Brutally Crushed the chair over Nash's Skull........Then Hall came down to the ring .....it is now just an all out frenzy/........Security has to come down to the ring......To sewperate these four men from eachother....The ref calls for the match to end in a DRAW.........
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5.)National Title Tourney.....Semi-Finals....Umaga~Vs~Shelton Benjamin...
Wow this match may just be good enough to steal the show tonight,,,,Both men fighting with all they have got to mke it to tomarrows PPV......In the closing minutes of the match.......Umaga kept Connecting with His Butt Splashes on Sheltons head in the bottom corner of the turnbuckles.........Shelton Looked completely out of it.....Then UMAGA goes for the Samoan Spike but NO!!!!!!!He missed it Shelton Out of nowhere delivers His Finissher Driving Umagas head to the Mat.......goes for the cover...1...2...3....
Your Winner....Shelton Benjamin!!!!!!!!!!!!!He advances to tomarrows Finals for the National title.....In a ladder match....
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6.)National Tilte Tourney....Semi-Finals....Chris Jericho~Vs~Christian Cage
These two men have battled it out numerous times over the past couple weeks with Cage getting the better of Jericho for the most poart he even squeezed his way into Jerichos World Title Picture for whenever Jericho Cashes in on it ...but tonight was about The national Title Tourney and making it to the PPV........And both men delivered a great performance.......in the closing minutes of the match.....Jericho Nailed the Moonsault of the Ropes and went for the cover...1..2...NO!!!!!Cage kicks out.....Jericho then Locked him in the walls of jericho..............Cage just wont tap.......Jericho lets go of the hold....then Picks Cage up For the CodeBreker....But Cage Reverses it and hits the codebreaker on Jericho....goes for the cover......1...2...3...
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Your Winner........Christian Cage.........!!!!!He advances to Tomarrows Finals in the ladder match for the National Title........
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(The Arena Fills up with Smoke As the Undertaker..........Makes his way to the ring...)
Taker grabs the mic)Undertaker:....(Just before he could speak the arena wen Dark)
When the lights came back on we see undertaker........Thats it.......Then.......a Black Baseball Bat Rips through the topp of the MAT behind Undertaker......OMG!OMG!OMG!OMG!....Its ...STING!!!!!!...He's coming throgh the ring Undertaker has no clue whats going on as STING stands right behind him pionting the Bat at Taker......Undertaker Turns around Where Sting.......Snarls his Nose and makes his scary face then Cracks the Baseball Bat over Takers Head................Sting Grabs the MIC:(STING:OWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!Oh yea Its Showtime Folks....!!!!!!!Taker......Unforgiven......Hell in A Cell.!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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7.)~~~~~~~~~~~~MAIN EVENT~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
~~~~~~~~World Championship match~~~~~~~~
(Champ)Stone Cold~Vs~Batista...................
In opne of the Best matches we have had on SmackDown since day ONE..........Batista And StoneCold battled for the World title on National Television......Several Turnarounds happened in this match as batista first connnected with the Spear....went for the cover1...2...no!!!!.....Then Austin Connected with a Stunner!!!!!!!!!!He goes for the pin1...2....~OMG~!!!!!!NO!!!!Batista kicked out of a stunner ........later in the match Batista...nailed the Batista Bomb on Austin.. he goes for the cover.......1...2...no!!!!!!!WOW!WHAT A MATCH...BOTH MEN KICKED OUT OF THEIR OPPONENTS FINISHER..............both men Wobbly Austin went for the Stunner..........But Batista trunred it into a SpineBuster!!!Goes for the Cover.1.....2......(Wait its Skitzo )Skitzo Nailed Batista over the head with Brass Knuckles threw the ropes where the ref couldnt see him........Stone Cold then Gets up and hits The Stunner for the Second Time..........goes for the Cover...1.....2.....3.....
Your Winner And Still World Champion.......Stone Cold Steve Austin!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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(JR:What did The GM just Do..........i cant believe he betrayed the orders of the Chairman Himself........what is going on around here.......thats all the time we have for you tonight trhough folks ....DO NOT MISS UNFORGIVEN TOMARROW NIGHT....THANKS AND GOODNIGHT~~~~~~~~~
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(Below is the Card for SmackDowns Unforgiven)
1.)~~~~~~~~~~T.V. Championship~~~~~~~~~~~
(champ)Kaz~VS~Cody Rhodes
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2.)~~~~~~~~TLC Tag Title Match~~~~~~~~~~~~~
(Champs)The Outsiders~Vs~Team 3D
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3.)National Title Tourney Finals Ladder Match
Shelton Benjamin~Vs~Christian Cage
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4.)~~~~~~HELL IN A CELL~~~~~~~
The Undertaker~Vs~Sting
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5.)~~~~~~~MAIN EVENT~~~~~~~~~
~~~TRIPPLE THREAT MATCH~~~
~~~~~World Championship~~~~~~~
(Champ)Stone Cold~Vs~Batista~Vs~Bret Hart

(JR:Hello Everyone and Welcome to Friday Night SmackDwon.....and with only Two weeks till our next PPV UNFORGIVEN....what will happen here tonight??!!??
(Just Then Bichoff's Music hits)
(He comes out to the Ramp And has  a Micropphone)
(Bischoff:HaHaHaHa.......Hello ladies and gentleman......Ya know when I first got the Idea to bring back the NWO...My intentions were not for the letters of that Group to stand for the Now Wrestling Over-the hill..........NWO...stands for New World Order........And that is exactly what i've got now.........A new World Order.......So let me introduce to you now the newest Version of the NWO........First......BATISTA......(Batistas music hits)(He comes by Bischoffs side..).(Crowd shocked at what they are seeing)Next......Team 3D!!(Crowd Boos).....And last but not least maybee the only good decision i made before with the other NWO....Peety Pump.....(Crowd Boos a little bit but really doesnt care).........So since McMahon 101 is backing me on any of my decisions for the NWO...Two weeks at Unforgiven.......Batista will take on Stone Cold for the World Heavywieght title...........Team 3D will take on The outsiders for the Tag Team Championships ...........And we will rule all once again......
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(Skitzo's music Hits)......(JR:OMG ITS OUR GM OF SmackDown...Skitzo!!!!!!!
(Skitzo Comes on on the BIG SCREEN)
(Skitzo:.......Oh is that right Eric....last time i checked i was in charge...not you.........But with McMahon on your side i suppose you do have some pull in this............So what im proposing to you is tonight.......We find our Number one contender for the world title Tonight.....as In my Opinion the man who deserves it....Bret Hart...will face Your new captain...Batista........Winner goes on to Unforgiven To face...Stone Cold for the Title.........
And as for team 3ds challenge to the outsiders i say that is already in order for unforgiven...But tonight The outSiders Hall And Nash get to pick the Match Type for that PPV...........Thanks AND HAVE A GREAT NIGHT!!!!HAHAHAHA!!!!!
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(JR:WOW!!!!!!tHATS HUGE.......Also tonight we will have the rest of our National Tilte Tourney First round matches.......Last week we saw Umaga beat Kaz And move on to the next round.....But tonight we will see Our newest aquisitoin TTo SmackDowns Roster....The Gold Standard Shelton Benjamin~Vs~Cody Rhodes.......Then Christain Cage~Vs~Peety Pump.......Then Chris Jericho~Vs~JBL..........So lets get underway with our first match of the night
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1.)Shelton Benjamin~Vs~Cody Rhodes
In his SmackDown Debut.....Shelton Benjamin put on one hell of A show...... Beating the hell out of a young Cody Rhodes......With little offense form Rhodes he mistakenly tried to put Benjamin in his DDT But Benjamin Lifted him up into the T-BONE SUPLEX for the 1..2..3......
Your winner Advancing to the second Round...SHELTON BENJAMIN!!!!!!!
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2.)Christian Cage~Vs~Peety Pump~
These two former TNA superstars Actually put on one great match.....As the Upperhand turned sides several times throughout this battle.........But in the closing minutes of this match Cristian Tries to go for the UnPrettier But NO!!!!Peety Pump Sat down Causing Cage's head to bounce off the topp of Peety's head......Pump goes for the cover1..2..NO!!!Cage gets up Pump tries for the Canadian Destroyer....but Cage flipps him over his head....Both men Wobbly.....Pump throws a right hand...Cage ducks it...And Sets him up for the UnPrettier....He Nails it...goes for the cover 1...2...3.....
Your Winner Advancing to the next round Christian Cage!!!!!
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3.)Chris Jericho~Vs~JBL
This was a great Physical matchup as Everybody was enjoying this Back and forth battle.....In the closing minutes of the match JBL FLEW off the ropes and tried for the closeline form Hell......But NO!!!!! Jericho Ducks And jumps of the ropes and hits a KICK to the back of JBL'S head.....JBL goes down....Then Jericho Hits the Codebreaker....Then puts him in the walls of jericho where JBL taps out!!!!!
Your winner advancing to the next round......Chris Jericho!!!!!!
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(JR:Wow thius National title Tourney has been heating up........But now lets direct our Attention to The Undertaker who has had some strange things happen to him since his Return.....
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(The Undertaker Comes out to the ring........and grabs the mic)
(Undertaker:Last week as i was making my Return Something strange happened to me the lights shutt off and when they come back on There was a Scorpion In the middle of the ring.......Im pretty sure i have AN  IDEA of who it is doing this.......And all i have to say to you is ....At Unforgiven.......
Its Definatley "SHOWTIME FOLKS"!!!!!!!!!!
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(JR:No way is he saying what i think hes saying.........Is it.....OMG!!!!!! cOULD IT BE ........?????
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(team 3d's music hits)............Wait its hall and nash The Outsiders And they are dressed up like the old dudleys with the tye-dyed shrts and Taped Glasses........(They come to the ring and grab the mics......)
(Hall dressed up as devon and nash dressed up like Buba.......)
Nash:N.n...n...n...Now ..w..w...w...w.. WE.....H..h..h..h..HEARD ....Hall slaps Nash over the back of the head To Stop The studdaring)(Crowd Laughing  Histerically)(Hall grabs The mic.......)
Hall:Now what my Brother was trying to say......is that we heard you Guys call us out at Unforgiven.....And Skitzo Gave Us The Choice of Match Type so we have decided That at Unforgiven It will be ......(Nash Grabs the mic )....(Nash:TA....Ta....Ta....(Hall slaps hs head again).....TLC.....!!!!!
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4.)Batista~Vs~Bret Hart
Wow what a match As the Animal And the best there Is The best there Was And the best There Ever Will Be Sqaured off..........Most of the match Batista was in controll Overpowering the legend Bret Hart..........But Bret Didnt let that get in the way of becoming Number one contender As he Nailed some great offensive moves of his own..........In the closing minurtes of the match.....Bret Hart Had batista locked in the SHARPSHOOTER...............Then down to the ring came Peety Pump.........To distract the referee On the other Side down Came Bischoff who had a chair in hands.........He nails Bret Hart over the had Bret Falls to the ground....Batista Then Picks Up Hart And HiTs The BATISTA BOMB........GOES FOR THE COVER1...2...3......
Your Winner And new Number one contender........(Skitzos Music Hits before the announcer can announce Batista Number one contender)
(Skitzo:Ok Ok....you pulled it off tonight didnt you Bischoff......Well So you think anyways....HaHaHa.........Batista i am going to name you Number one contender For the title at Unforgiven.....BUT.....Im also Adding Bret Hart To the Unforgiven Equation.........Yea thats right at Unforgiven It will be Stone Cold Steve Austin...~Vs~Batista.....~VS~Bret Hart in A Tripple Threat Match For the World Title.........
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(JR:No way!!!...That is BIG NEWS........what a main event that will be At Unforgiven..........Thats all the time we have foryou tonight....Thanks everybody for watching Tune in next week......Goodnight!!!!!~~~~~~~~~~~~
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Next week on SmackDown:
The second round of the National Title Tourney
Umaga~Vs~Shelton Benjamin
Christian Cage~Vs~Chris Jericho
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Will we find out who is stalking The Undertaker?
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And Bischoffs reaction To Skitzos main event Desicion!!