Smackdown comes on the air with no pyro.
Divasman comes out with a bag.
Divasman: "Last week I made a mistake. I was a bad influence on the kids. I want to be something they can enjoy." Divasman grabs his bag and unwraps a Monkey suit. "I am Smackdown's new mascott." He begins to put on the suit. He has everything on but the head. "Now lets get started with my match!"
Divasman & Smackdown vs Mr FU & JYP
Match: Bell rings and JYP and Divasman start off. They tie up and JYP powers him to his knees. JYP throws him up against the corner and stomps on him. He tries take off Divasman's mascott head off. Divasman keeps him from taking it off and pushes JYP away. Divasman crawls away as Smackdown stomps on JYP's as he gets too close to him. JYP turns around and slaps Smackdown. Smackdown falls off the apron. Divasman walks up to JYP and tries going for a roll up. JYP quickly kicks out. Smackdown runs in the ring and attacks JYP with fists. The referee forces him out the ring. Smackdown is pissed off. JYP laughs at him and Divasman walks up to him and hits a irish whip. JYP goes against the ropes and ducks Divasman's clothsline. JYP pushes Divasman down. The kids from the crowd are yelling at JYP. JYP yells back at them. Divasman sneaks back up and hits him from behind. JYP falls to his knees. Smackdown tags himself in and the kids smiles drop. Smackdown comes in the ring cocky as ever. JYP trips him up and gets all in Divasman's face. Divasman spits in his face and Smackdown makes JYP trips over him. Divasman laughs at him and Smackdown isn't smiling. Divasman goes back to his corner. Smackdown is walking around the ring. JYP gets up and Mr. FU is yelling at him to let him in. JYP just waves him off. Mr FU looks mad. Smackdown runs up to JYP and JYP spears him. He tries going for a pin, 1...2..NO! A kick out. Mr. FU leans over and sneakingly tags himself in. JYP is shocked and is forced out the ring by the referee. JYP tries yelling out things to screw Mr. FU into losing. He isn't buying any of it and knocks Mr. FU off the apron. He turns around and Smackdown kicks him to the mid section Mr. FU gets back to his vertical base and hits a spine buster on Smackdown. He goes for a pin, 1...2...3!!!!!!!!!!
Winners: JYP and Mr. FU
JYP runs into the ring after Mr. FU but he slips out the ring. JYP is kicking the ropes and screaming at Mr. FU. Divasman grabs a mic as JYP walks out the ring.
Divasman: "Aww its okay. We'll get them next time."
Smackdown gets up and looks at Divasman. Smackdown pushes him and walks out the ring.
-Commercial-
King Toolman vs Abyss in a Monsters Ball match
Match: Bell rings and were off. Abyss runs out the ring and begins throwing in weapons. He walks over to a shopping cart filled with weapons. He throws in two trash cans and a stop sign. He throws everything else out. He begins pulling the shopping cart up the stairs. King kicks him between the ropes. Abyss falls down off the stairs chin first in the shopping cart. Abyss pushes the cart out of the way. Tim is on the apron with the stop sign and jumps down with the sign in hand and bashes Abyss in the skull with it. Abyss is down as King Toolman gets to his feet. He begins taking off the top of the announcer's table. Abyss gets up and throws King into the table. He yells in pain. Abyss goes behind the announce table and and grabs a barb wire 2x4. Abyss swings it at King's head. King ducks it but the barb wire still gets the top of Toolman's head. Toolman crawls over to bottom corner and pats on his head. He looks at his hand and theres blood on it. Abyss has blood on his wrist and he licks it off. He smiles sadistically. King gets up and grabs the trash can and goes at Abyss with it. He hits him in the skull with it. He is only knocked back a couple of steps. King goes to swing at him again when Abyss grabs him and...CHOKE SLAM ON THE TRASH CAN! King Toolman isn't moving. Abyss goes outside again. He pulls in the shopping cart. He lays King in it and throws it up against the ropes. King is out of it. Abyss goes for a pin, 1...2..NO! King somehow kicks out. Abyss goes out the ring and to the back. Where did he go? King get to his feet and picks up the stop sign. Abyss comes back the ring with a different shopping cart full of different weapons. Abyss goes in the ring with no weapon. Tim swings the stop sign at him but he catches it. Abyss throws the sign out the ring. King catches him with a right hand full of brass knuckles. King slides him in for the Screw Driver and....HE GETS IT! He goes for a pin, 1...2...3!!!!!!
Winner: King Toolman
Goes to the back with Joker and Maria.
Maria: "So baby what do you think about what happened with Casey last week?"
The Joker: "I told you no one can know I'm with you. Not yet at least. But I still love you. I really do." Joker kisses Maria "And I think she got what she deserved." Joker kisses her again. Casey walks in on them kissing.
Casey: "What is going on here?"
The Joker: "Casey...nothing."
Casey: "Yes there was. You were kissing."
Maria: "Well could you blame him? Look at me."
Casey: "Shut up you hooker!"
The Joker: "Casey can I talk to you outside?"
Casey: "Sure."
Casey and The Joker step out the ring and hits her.
The Joker: "Ever tell anyone about that and I'll kill you."
Casey swallows her throat and nods.
Goes back to the ring.
Erica vs Tana vs Ecie vs Maria vs Casey in Halloween Costume Contest w/ host Divasman
Divasman: "Hello ladies and gentlemen and its the Monkey Man himself Divasman. We will start with all of these beautiful girls saying what they're suppose to be dressed as."
Erica: "I'm Erica and I'm dressed as a Princess."
Tana: "I'm Tana and I'm dressed as Freddy Krueger.
Ecie: "I'm Ecie and I'm dressed as a witch.
Maria: "I'm Maria and I'm dressed as a kittie.
Casey: "I'm dressed as a french maid."
Divasman: "Whoa oh my god. Thank you Smackdown for letting me host this haha. Ok first lets hear it for...Erica!"
Erica gets a 2/10 from the crowd.
Divasman: "Now Tana."
Tana gets a 9/10 from the crowd.
Divasman: "Ecie..."
Ecie gets a 1/10 from the crowd.
Divasman: "Maria..."
Maria gets a 4/10 from the crowd.
Divasman: "Lastly Casey..."
Casey gets a 10/10 from the crowd.
Divasman: "It looks like Casey is our Miss Halloween 2009!"
Maria attacks her from behind as the crown is place upon her head. A fight breaks out between all of them as we cut to commercial.
-Commercial-
Booker T vs Chris Jericho
Match: Bell rings and we kick off huge. Both men go at it with blows to the faces. Booker ends it with a blow to the face followed by a shot to mid section. Booker goes for a scissors kick but Chris moves his head out of the way and trips him up with the his legs. Chris goes for a Walls of Jericho but Booker pushes him into the corner. Booker gets to his feet and spears Chris back into the corner. Chris pushes him out of the way. Booker locks on a head lock. Chris fates to his knees. Chris baby crawls to the bottom rope. Booker is force to let go. Booker goes up top to the top ropes. He falls back as Chris getting up. He rolls up Chris, 1...2.NO! Almost but no cigar! Booker T gets to his feet. He waits for Chris and he helps him back to his feet. Booker with a irish whip against the ropes. Chris comes back and BOOKER WITH A BOOK END! Booker looks around the stadium as they're on there feet cheering. The arena is going crazy and Booker stirs up for the SPINNARONNY!!!!! The crowd is electicified. Booker turns around is about to hit a Scissors Kick when...JERICHO WITH A CODEBREAKER! Chris does the Jericho pose to the crowd. He gets nothing but boo's. Stevie Ray comes in the ring and the referee or Jericho sees him. Stevie pushes Booker out the ring. Stevie pulls Jericho around and super kicks him. The referee doesn't see Stevie's face and thinks its Booker. Stevie runs back under the ring. The referee is wondering where he's going. Booker runs back in the ring and....SCISSORS KICK!! He goes for the pin, 1...2...3!!!!!!!!
Winner: Booker T
Mean Gene and DX Warrior.
Mean Gene: "Mr. Warrior, what do you think of what the NWO has done with TFC?"
DX Warrior: "I think that they are good. But, the DX Army never loses. We are too good in power."
Mattattack walks up.
Mattattack: "Yeah and Doctor D, he's nothing. DX can handle him and his buddies."
Doctor D walks up.
Doctor D: "What was that? Hm? You think DX is better than NWO? Hehe, no. DX is nothing without Smackdown's DX joining it. You need them."
DX Warrior: Warrior walks up in his face. "You NWO suckers make me sick. You can only reign at the top for so long. We'll knock you down. And if you're not down with that we have two words for ya....
DX Warrior and Mattattack: They do the DX chop. "S*CK IT!"
Goes to the ring.
DX (Triple H & Shawn Michaels) vs NWO (Mankind vs Big Show)
Match: Bell rings and Triple H and Big Show start off. They tie up and Show throws Triple H flat on his back. He yells out in pain. Shawn distracts Show from doing anything so Triple H can get up. He gets up and pulls Show to his side. He tries throwing the gaint of the ring but he holds on. Show is hanging from the side but lets go. Triple H tags in Shawn. He walks over to Show on the side of the ring and jumps over the rope on to Big Show. He catches him in mid air and Show choke slams Shawn onto the announce table. It doesn't break. Show walks back into the ring and Triple H goes to check on Shawn. Shawn hit his head on the table with the impact. He is okay and Triple H helps in the ring before the referee hits a 10 count. Show walks over to Shawn like a shark in the water. Shawn shoves Show and...SWEET CHIN MUSIC! Mankind comes in illegally and shoves the sock straight up in Shawn's mouth. Triple H comes in and takes the sock from Mankind and throws him out the ring. Triple H and Mankind take on eachother outside. Security comes down to the ring and tries breaking them up. The match is still going on between Shawn and Show. Show gets up Shawn and...CHOKESLAM! Show goes for the pin as Triple H comes back into the ring, 1...2...3!!!!!!! Show runs out the ring with Mankind. Triple H is down on his knees holding Shawn. Triple H grabs a mic.
Triple H: "Real slick Show. But there will no way out this sunday. Mankind has something I want. I want back my Televison Championship and I'll get it back this sunday! But thats not it. I'm sure Shawn wants some redemention on Big Show too. SO HE WILL FIGHT BIG SHOW IN A STREET FIGHT!"
-Commercial-
The Joker walks out with Casey by his side.
Kevin Shaddix vs Oracle Zero vs Kingdom Warrior
Kevin Shaddix: "Hold on a second. All of us are together. Meaning that we will not fight. So you can fire us but you'll be losing three of your top stars. So make your choice Joker."
The Joker: "I knew this would happen so I arranged a little suprise for you all."
The Joker grabs his chair and the lights go out. Joker and King Toolman are in the ring. They start swinging at Kevin and his gang. They are out as Joker throws out Oracle and Warrior. King starts yelling at the knocked out Kevin Shaddix. Kingdom Warrior gets up and pulls Joker. They go at it outside. The show fades away at the chaos.

