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    Smackdown's FEAST OR FIRED!

    Saturday, November 7, 2009, 10:12 PM EST [smackdown PPV]

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    Feast or Fired comes on with a huge fireworks display followed by black ice surrounding the arena.

    Jim Ross: "Tonight we have huge night. With Kingdom Warrior, The Joker, Kevin Shaddix, Tana, Ecie and many more! So lets get started!"

    Divasman comes out in the mascott suit on with a bag in hand.

    Divasman: "Last week my partner betrayed me at the end of our match. But I forgive him. I think I'll walk away like the bigger man should. So this week I am booked with Smackdown in a match. But don't worry because...."

    Booker T & Stevie Ray come out.

    Booker T: "Listen little man. We don't have a match tonight but we want one. Something we can get out of it. Like a championship. So heres what were gonna do. Team 3D doesn't have a match neither. So right here, right now. We are challenging Team 3D for their championships here tonight!"

    Smackdown comes out.

    Smackdown: "Thats great guys. But I have a bone to pick with that man right there. So just give me a..."

    Team 3D comes out.

    Brother Ray: "Me and my brother looked at each other when you challenged us Booker and Stevie. It wasn't a should-we-accept look. It was look where we knew what both our answers were. We are Team 3D and WE DON'T MAKE DOWN FROM ANYTHING!"

    Joker comes up on the screen.

    The Joker: "You guys have just gave me an idea. I'm a busy man tonight so I'm gonna make it quick. I will grant Booker and Stevie the match but this week on Smackdown instead of Smackdown vs Divasman. It will now be Divasman and Team 3D vs Smackdown, Booker T and Stevie Ray!"

    Everyone is in shocked as we go to Joker in his office. Casey comes in.

    The Joker: "Baby..."

    Casey: "Don't you baby me. Last week you hit me again. It's about time I leave you. And I am right now. Go with Maria. Bye forever!!"

    The Joker: "Haha you're funny. You're with me for now. If Kevin gets the chance to beat me tonight and I lose then...sure I'll leave you alone. Until then suck it up."

    Maria comes in the room.

    Maria: "Something wrong baby? Oh yeah "shes" here."

    Casey: "Shut up you lil hooker."

    Maria: "Haha little hooker! Well let me show you a real hooker." Maria grabs Joker and makes out with him. Casey jumps on Maria. They go at it.

    The Joker: "Hold on a second! If you two want eachother...sure you have it. It will now be you two vs eachother this week! Now lets get on with our first match!"

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    Tana vs Ecie for the Womens and Showdown Championships

    Match: Bell rings and were off. Ecie charges at Tana by backing her back into the corner. Tana pushes her off her. Tana attacks Ecie with fists. Ecie and Tana are both going at it with fists. Ecie pushes Tana against the ropes. Tana bounces back and pushes Ecie. Ecie bounces back and punches Tana in the face. They both fall and go at it on the floor. Tana gets up and kicks Ecie in her spine. Tana locks on a head lock and turns it into hells lock looking move. Ecie wiggles her way out of it and puts on an head lock. Tana picks her up still locked on to that submission. Tana throws Ecie over the rope. Ecie is holding her leg on the outside. Tana goes outside and throws Ecie against the steel steps. Tana throws Ecie in the ring and Ecie hops up on here feet. She tries kicking Tana but Tana with a CYCLONE! She goes for a pin, 1...2...3!!!! Medics come out and take Ecie off in on a strecher. Tana holds both titles up in the air.

    Cuts to the backstage.

    The Joker: "Maria you ruined it. Now Casey is mad. I'm just gonna have to be more powerful to her now."

    Maria: "Why do you even want her when you have this?" Maria dances around him. "Am I not hot enough?"

    The Joker: "Yes you're very hot. I just want my wife back and I'm gonna get her."

    Maria: "I can help you."

    Cuts to the parking lot.

    Match: Big Show is looking around for Shawn Michaels. Shawn runs up to Big Show and super kicks him onto a car. Show is spread out on the car as Shawn goes and grabs a chair. Shawn swings it at Big Show but he ducks and Shawn bashes in the car window. Shawn throws the chair out the way and picks up Big Show. He pounds Show into wall. Show bounces off it and falls to the ground. Shawn stomps on Show's hands and feet. Show reaches up and grabs Shawn's throat. Show gets up still hold onto Shawn. He throws Shawn against the wall. Shawn bounces his back off it. Shawn may have hit his head. Show gets Shawn and CHOKESLAM! Shawn is out of it as Show goes for a pin, 1...2...NO! Shawn kicks out somehow. Show gets up Shawn and throws him over his shoulder. He carries him to the arena elevator. He gets in and another camera runs up to record them as they get out. They are in cafe area and they go behind the kitchen. Shawn shoves Show off him and....SHAWN THROWS HOT GREASE IN SHOW'S FACE! Show covers his face. He is yelling out and swinging trying to hit Shawn. Shawn grabs a frying pan and...STRAIGHT IN SHOW'S HEAD! Show is almost out of it as Shawn bashes him in even more. Shawn throws away the pan and grabs a wooden spoon. The spoon straight across Show's head! Show is bleeding a little. Shawn gets Show and.....HE DIPS SHOW'S HEAD IN HOT GREASE! SHOW'S FACE IN BOILING! Show pushes him off and throws Shawn over the counter. He pulls Shawn along with him. Show's face is burnt red. Show throws him into a garbage can. Shawn yells in pain. Show pulls Shawn by his foot. He takes him to a cage. It is small but big enough for Shawn to get in. Show forces Shawn in it. He locks the door shut. Show takes the cage and Shawn to the pyro section. Big Show climbs up the ladder with HBK in the cage. Show goes over to the ledge. He throws Shawn 30 feet from the ledge. A bunch of pyro goes off as it explodes on impact. Theres so much that no one and see around. Show is clouded out. We see Big Show fall 30 feet off the edge. What happened? We see Shawn come out the fog of smoke. He looks down at Show. Show is out of it as medics come out and check on Show. The cage is empty. Shawn Michaels wasn't in it. The match is a forfeit. Winner: Shawn Michaels

    The Joker shows up on the screen.

    The Joker: "That is the second injury in one show. Shawn you knew what you were doing. So with that said...YOU'RE SUSPENDED!

    Triple H runs out to Shawn. DX looks mad at Joker.

    Goes to the back with Big Show and the medics.

    They put him in the ambulance quickly.

    Goes to the announce table.

    Jim Ross: "I can't believe what we just saw. Big Show falling from 30 feet. And not only that Shawn being suspended. But the show must go on. We'll give devolopments on Show's condition as it comes in."

    The Joker vs Kingdom Warrior in a Hell in a Cell match.

    Match: Both men look at eachother as the cage lowers. Joker walks out of his corner and ties up with Kingdom Warrior. Warrior tries throwing Joker against the cage but he blocks it. Joker reverses it and instead Warrior tastes steal. Warrior falls to the ground and Joker quickly locks on the Hells Lock. Warrior reaches out his arms and legs trying to grab the ropes. He grabs it with his legs. Joker bashes in Kingdom's head with a forearm. JOKER IS TRYIN TO TAKE KINGDOM WARRIORS HEAD OFF! THE TWO COUSINS ARE GOING AT IT! Maria comes out and throws in a chair. Joker grabs it and is about to hit Kingdom with it when he stops. He throws it away. Joker with a high knee on Warrior. Warriors head hits against the bottom of the cage. He holds it as Joker locks on a leg lock. Warrior pulls both them to the bottom rope. Kingdom kicks Joker off him. Joker goes up to him and kicks him. Joker laughs sadistically. Warrior gets up and gets in Jokers face. Kindom Warrior is yelling at Joker because he killed his wife. Joker is yelling back psychotic things. Warrior jumps Joker as he turns around. Joker falls over the ropes. He hits the cell below. He climbs under the ring. He disappears as Kingdom looks under the ring. Joker is coming out on the other side. He stays hiden with a bat in hand. He walks up behind Kingdom Warrior and swings the bat at his back. Warrior goes down. Joker beats Warrior with the bat. He throws Warrior back into the ring. He goes in the ring and Warrior takes the bat from him. Warrior throws away the bat and a kick to the mid section. Kingdom Warrior sets up and CHECK MATE! (Piledriver) He goes for a pin, 1...2...3!!!!!

    Winner: Kingdom Warrior

    Joker grabs a mic as Kingdom Warrior goes out the ring.

    The Joker: "Okay I lost. Congradulations Kevin. You get me in one more match. But its under my rules. My match. AND I WANT YOU IN A MONSTERS BALL MATCH! Let me show you how much of a monster I am! And I win I get Casey! IF YOU WIN THEN I'LL LEAVE YOU ALONE! BUT THATS NOT IT! IF YOU LOSE THEN YOU'RE FIRED! LET THE REAL GAMES BEGIN! BOOKER AND STEVIE IF YOU GUYS WANT THEM TITLES THEN YOU'LL HAVE TO EARN THEM! I'M TERMINATING THAT CONTRACT FOR THE MATCH!

    -Commercial-

    Kevin Shaddix: "Joker just screwed another person out there match. For what Joker? Me? What are you doing? You're doing a horrible job right now. I'm gonna do something about this. You're so cheap."

    King Toolman comes out.

    King Toolman: "Screw Joker okay? He's not your problem...I AM! Worry about Joker later on. Right now I have a match for that title. So lets get started!"

    King Toolman vs Kevin Shaddix for the World Heavyweight Championship

    Match: Bell rings and were off. Shaddix ties up with King and he powers him to his knees. Kevin locks on a head lock. King pushes Kevin out of it and he runs up against the ropes. King goes for a clothsline but Kevin ducks it. Kevin trips up King from behind with a knee. Kevin locks on a half boston crab. He pulls back as far as he can with it. King is pulling himself to the bottom rope and Kevin is forced to let go. Kevin stomps on King's left hand. He drops down and bends back his hand. King yells in pain. He rolls over and gets away from Kevin. Kevin walks back up to him. Kevin hits his foreleg into King's side. Kevin with an irish whip on King. King dodges Kevin's clothsline and King jumps up to the second rope. King jumps off it still in reverse and lands on Kevin. They are both down. Kevin may have crush a bone on that. WAIT! No I doubt it. He's now moving around. King slides out the side of the ring. Kevin pulls himself to a vertical base. King goes back in the ring with a trash can lid. King goes to swing it but Kevin takes it from him. He throws it down on the ground. King pushes Kevin and he lands on the referee. The referee is out cold. King grabs back the trash can lid and starts beating Kevin with it. There is red marks all over his back. Casey comes out yelling at King. She is trying to help King. Joker comes out with a pair of shackles. He cuffs her and she suprised. She didn't see him at all. It happened so quick. Joker begins dragging Casey to the backstage. Kevin pushes King off and runs after Casey. Joker quickly wraps the chain around her neck and Joker smiles. Kevin backs off for her safety. Joker removes the chain from her neck and pulls her into the backstage. Kevin runs back into the ring. King has the trash can in hand when Kevin spears King. Kevin gets up and pulls the referee over to them. He goes for a pin and the referee slowly counts.......1.........2.........3!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Winner and STILL World Heavyweight Champion: Kevin Shaddix

    We cut to the back with Joker and Casey.

    Joker is pulling Casey by her neck and she is yelling out and trying to get away. She can't. He pulls her to a forklift and chains her down to it. Shes locked in place on the forklifts arms. Casey is on the very end of the forklift and as the arms are up. Casey is now standing on the arms in air. She is still being held by the chains. She struggles to breathe in the torture dome.

    Goes back to the ring.

    Triple H vs Mankind for the DX Television Championship

    Match: Bell rings and were off. Mankind walks slowly to Triple H. He circles Hunter. Mankind attacks him from behind. Mankind is beating Triple H's back and neck. Triple H pushes him off. Triple H with a spear as he gets to his feet. Mankind is down as Triple H steps on his hands. Mankind yells out. Mankind is pulling his hair and trying to get Triple H off him. Triple H gets off. He runs up against the ropes and as he comes back he jumps over Mankind who is trying to get up. Mankind is up as Triple H comes back up to him....FLYING KNEE! Triple H just took out Mankind! Triple H drops down on his knees. He is looking down on the mat. He looks over at the DX Television Championship and he gets back up. He begins pounding in Mankind's ribs with his feet. Triple H wipes away the sweat from his forehead. Triple H bashes in Mankind's face with his fist. Mankind shoves him off when...TRIPLE H THROWS HIM OVER THE TOP ROPE AND ON TO THE FLOOR! Triple H slowly walks outside and goes up to Mankind. He throws him back into the ring. Triple H gets him up and.....PEDIGREE! He goes for the pin, 1...2...3!!!!!!!!!!

    Triple gets up and puts on a mic.

    Triple H: "Well Joker wants to mess with DX. I'll mess with Joker." Triple H begins taking out many weapons from under the ring and throws them all over the place. "I hope that Kevin uses every single one of these weapons. I hope Kevin ends Joker's life! Joker has done so much to ruin Smackdown and Kevin thats it not funny. Its time for the Smackdown roster to take a stand. I'm gonna get a few of my people together and we'll show Joker what we think of him."

    -Commercial-

    The Joker is in the ring.

    The Joker: "It seems that Triple H has covered my arena with weapons. He has no idea what trouble he's in now. But I have an announcement before I bring out Kevin. I just updated our little contract for this match. ITS NOW FOR THE WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP!"

    Kevin Shaddix comes out to the ring.

    Kevin Shaddix: "What did you do with Casey?"

    The Joker: "Shes here. Let me go get her." Joker walks to the backstage and comes back out a minute later. He rides out the forklift. She is still attached to it. She is fading in and out of it. Kevin is in shock. Joker climbs up on the forklift and pulls back on the chains. Blood pours out Casey's mouth.

    Kevin Shaddix: "LET GO OF HER JOKER!"

    The Joker: "Relax. She'll be fine. As long as shes awake enough to keep her feet on those arms she won't hang herself. Shall we get started? Bring out a referee!"

    The Joker vs Kevin Shaddix in a Monsters Ball match for the World Heavyweight Championship

    Match: The Joker slowly walks into the ring. Kevin uncovers a screw driver hiden in knee pad. He charges at Joker with it. Joker kicks Kevin's hand and he drops it. Joker kicks the screw driver out the ring. Kevin clothslines Joker over the top rope. Joker lands back first on to a steel chair. He yells loudly. Kevin gets out the ring and begins placing some of the weapons in the stands. Kevin gets the chair from under Joker and smashes in his foot. Joker pulls away from Kevin. Kevin looks at Joker sadisitly. Joker has a flash of fear in his eyes. Joker kicks Kevin off him and Joker uncovers brass knucks in his knee pad. Joker limps to his feet and bashes in Kevin's face with the knucks. Joker begins grinding the knuckles across Kevin's head. A small cut is made at the top of his head. Joker uses his finger nail to scrap Kevin's sclape. Kevin yells out as blood pours from his wound. Casey is awake some and yelling for Kevin to get up across the ramp. Kevin pulls on Joker's PPV special black hair. Joker lets go as he starts dragging Kevin across the mat. Joker walks down from the steps and walks closer and closer to Casey. Joker is next to Casey and he gets in the forklift. He drives it down the ramp. Casey struggles to keep her balance on its arms. Joker gets out the forklift and gets a golf club from under the ring. Joker takes it to Kevin's back. Kevin feels a bone pop in his spine. He is lying motionless on the mat. Kevin pulls himself to Joker and pulls on Joker's leg. Joker steps on Kevin's hand. Joker walks outside the ring and grabs a guitar from the side of the ring. He takes it in the ring. Kevin is pulling himself up. He is to his feet as Joker hits Kevin right across the skull with the guitar. It breaks into a lot pieces. Jacoby Shaddix comes out to the ring with a gasoline can. He sets it on the side of the ring. Joker goes to grab it when Jacoby points down the ramp. Oracle Zero comes out and attacks Joker with a steel chair. Joker is left out of it. Kevin Shaddix walks over to Joker and sets up for the spear. Everyone except the main guys walk out the ring...KEVIN GETS IT! KEVIN WITH A HUGE SPEAR! Joker crawls to the ropes and climbs out the ring. He begins walking through the crowd. They are yelling offensive things to Joker. Joker goes into backstage area. Kevin Shaddix follows him. Kevin picks up a hammer end and runs after Joker with it. He hits him in the back of the head with it. Joker goes down. Kevin begins beating Joker repeatly with the hammer end. He throws it at a glass mirrior in the hallway. Kevin grabs a piece of glass and puts it in Joker's mouth. Joker head is bleeding. His body is being cut by the broken glass. Joker spits out the glass and pushes Kevin off him. He begins crawling away from Shaddix. Joker crawls down stairs into the production room. Joker uses the production counter to pull himself up. He accidently knocks out the show for a few seconds. They get it back up a few seconds later. Joker grabs the wires from it and waits on Kevin. Kevin throws his body through the door. Joker wraps the wire around his neck. Kevin is litterally dying. He is being choked out by the wire. Kevin takes a pocket knife and tries cutting the wire. He does it. Joker rolls over to the side of the studio. He disappears into the dark shadows. Kevin uses the stage controll's crutch to lift himself up. Kevin begins limping up the stairs with the crutch. Joker is no where in sight. Kevin picks up the crutch and starts walking down the hallway. Joker runs out a room and goes to attack Kevin but he misses and Kevin hits him in the ribs with the crutch. Kevin hits Joker repeatly with the crutch. He throws away the crutch. Kevin walks Joker through the car arena entrance. They get to the end and....KEVIN THROWS JOKER THROUGH THE GLASS SIGN! Glass breaks all around as Joker runs off. He hides under the stage. He holds a pyro device in his hand and.....HE SETS IT OFF AS KEVIN IS ON THE STAGE! KEVIN IS A BURNT BUN! Joker drags him down the ramp and looks straight at Casey. Joker lays Kevin on the steel steps. Joker delivers fists Kevin's skull. Kevin pushes him off him and Kevin gets off the steps. Kevin looks at Casey and then looks at Joker....KEVIN WITH A SPEAR THROUGH THE BARRIER! Kevin and Joker is out of it. Joker pulls himself in the ring a few minutes later. He goes over to the ropes and....CHRIS THE CURSE IS BACK!!! JOKER CALLS OUT CHRIS!!! Chris comes out and starts smashing in Kevin's knees with a steel pole. Oracle Zero runs through the crowd and runs off Chris. Kevin hops his way in the ring. Joker is walking over to Kevin when....KEVIN CLOTHSLINES JOKER OVER THE ROPES THROUGH A TABLE!! Joker isn't moving. Kevin goes over to the ropes and......SWANTON BOMB OVER THE ROPES!!! They both aren't moving. Joker is back in and HELLS LOCK!!! Kevin is struggling to get out of it. Kevin reaches under the enough to grab kendo stick. KEVIN WACKS JOKER OVER THE HEAD WITH IT! AND AGAIN AND AGAIN!! Kevin gets up and gets a table from under the ring. He throws it in the ring. He goes in the ring and sets it in the corner. Joker starts climbing up the apron and he climbs up the turnbuckle with the table in. Kevin walks over to him and JOKER JUMPS DOWN WITH THE TABLE IN HAND!! The table breaks and we see Joker covering Kevin....NO NOT LIKE THIS!!! JOKER CAN'T WIN!!!!!! Kingdom Warrior comes from under the ring and pulls Joker out. KINGDOM WARRIOR WITH A SUCKER PUNCH ON JOKER!!!!! Kevin is in the ring and is at the top of a 20ft ladder and looks straight at Casey. He then looks at Joker and SWANTON BOMB!! Kevin is pulling himself to his feet. He grabs a long chain from under the ring and wraps it around Joker's neck. He is treating him like he was treating Casey. Kevin uses the chain to pull Joker to his feet. Kevin with a kick to the mid section and.....TWIST OF FATE!!!! Kevin then goes over to Casey and gets her down from the forklift. Casey grabs the chain and starts beating Joker in his back with it. She wraps it around his neck and chokes him. Kevin pulls her off Joker and Kevin gets him up. KEVIN WITH A SPEAR!!! JOKER ISN'T MOVING AT ALL!!! Kevin goes for a cover, 1....2....3!!!!!!! Casey grabs the title and wraps it around Kevin's waist. She raises his hand as he kisses her.

    Winner and STILL World Heavyweight Champion: Kevin Dakota Shaddix

    The show fades as Kevin and Casey walk to the back with Kevin's arm around Casey.

     

    4.1 (2 Ratings)

    Smackdown's Bloody Night 10/18/09

    Sunday, October 18, 2009, 07:17 PM EST [smackdown PPV]

    (The lights are out as the crowd is holding green and red glow sticks. They wave them around in the air. The lights quickly flash on and off as a colorful fireworks display goes off. The crowd is dressed up in halloween costumes.)

    Jim Ross: "Hello everyone and welcome to The Bloody Night!! We have a great night in Dallas, Texas!! As you can see everyone is dressed in a costume. Thats because their getting ready for our Haunted Hell Match. We have a short clip that Joker has gave us to play."


    Video plays.

    ONE YEAR AGO IT BEGAN.....THE FANS COMPANY.....TONIGHT.......SMACKDOWN WILL UNLEASH YOUR FEARS.....HAUNTED HELL WILL GET YOU.....WHO WILL WALK OUT ALIVE? FEAR CAN DESTROY YOU.....FEAR CAN KILL YOU....FEAR WILL HAUNT YOU.......TO HELL!!!!

    Jim Ross: "That wraps up what Kevin and Chris will go through tonight!! But lets get ready for our first match!!

    Cryme Tyme vs Team 3D vs Matt Hardy & Shannon Moore vs Chris "The Curse" & ?????????

    Chris The Curse: "I have picked my partner to help me defend the titles."

    Earl Hebner: "And he is?"

    Chris The Curse: "Tim "The King Toolman" Taylor!!"

    The crowd cheers loudly as he comes out and takes off his shirt and throws it in the crowd. Toolman is staring around the ring.

    Earl Hebner: "Heres how its gonna work. Its gonna be eliminations. One man from two of the teams will start the match. To be eliminated you must be pinned or submit. Your other partner doesn't need to be pinned for your team to be eliminated. Does everyone understand?"

    Match: They nod as the match starts. All of them go to the outside but Matt and Devon. Matt and Devon start the match off. They tie up and Devon powers Matt into the corner. Devon is forced to let go by the referee. Matt spears Devon and hits him with shots to the head. Devon is dragging himself to the bottom rope as Matt just pulls him back. Matt gets up and picks up Devon. Matt gets him for a twist of fate but Devon reverses it into vertical suplex. Matt is flat on his back as Devon tags in Shad. Shad comes in and steps on Matt's head and face. Matt grabs Shad's foot but Shad forces him to let go. Shad pulls Matt to his feet. Shad irish whips Matt. Matt accidently hits Ray as he cross his side. The referee counts it as a tag and tries pulling in Ray. Devon gets down and throws Ray into the ring. Ray starts getting to his feet as Shad comes over to him. Shad pulls him up completely. Shad irish whips him to the ropes. Ray goes against the ropes and uses his strength to hold himself from going against him again. Ray slides out the ring and Devon follows him. Devon persues him to get back in the ring. Ray gets back in the ring as Shad tags in Matt. Ray gets in and tries punching Matt but Matt just with kick to the mid section. Matt Hardy hits the Twist of Fate on Ray!! Goes for a pin,1...2...3!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Elimination: Team 3D.

    Match: We roll on as Team 3D makes their way to the back. Toolman comes in the ring and ties up with Matt. Matt ducks down and ties up with Toolman. Matt is soon on his knees and falls flat to bring down Toolman. Toolman crawls on his knees and evenually gets to his feet. Matt is getting up. Matt goes over and tags in JTG. JTG comes in and goes after Toolman. JTG tries a clothsline but Toolman ducks it and delivers fists to JTG's face. JTG manages to grab one of the fists. JTG throws away one of Toolman's fist. Toolman does like it and goes for a Screw Driver. He locks it up and he gets it!! Toolman goes for a pin, 1...2...3!!!!!!!!

    Elimination: Cryme Tyme

    Match: Toolman and Chris trade out spots and Chris comes in the ring. Chris waits for the next person to come in which is Shannon. Chris and Shannon go at it with fists. Chris gets hit in the chin and brings down Shannon with a huge fist. Shannon goes down! Toolman tries going for a quick cover but Matt quickly breaks it up. Chris comes in the ring and scares Matt into the corner. Chris goes back to his corner. Toolman and Shannon go at it. Toolman with a arm bar locked on. Shannon is forced to his knees. Toolman kicks Shannon to his head. Toolman grabs Shannon by his head before he hits the ground and hits a reverse DDT. Shannon is down as Toolman locks in the Wrench. It isn't long for Shannon to tap out. The referee calls for the bell.

    Winners and STILL Tag Team Champions: Tim "King Toolman" Taylor & Chris "The Curse"

    Goes to Maria in a Haunted Hell cornfield.

    Maria: "Hello ladies and gentlemen. I am standing here in the middle of the cornfield in which the Haunted Hell match will take place. I don't like this place at all. I've seen countless bats here just by being here 20 minutes. I don't know how these men will endure so much punishment. Walk with me down the path as when you get into the open area of the maze. This thing is like a jiggsaw puzzle. And its only gonna get worse. Now back to you guys."

    Divasman vs Hardyfan4life: Loser Gets Suspended.

    Match: Bell rings and were off. Divasman locks up with Hardyfan as Rated Enigma comes out. Enigma watches them from the side of the ring. They tie up and Hardyfan tries going for a vertical suplex but when Divasman is in the air he slips out and hits a reverse DDT. Divasman jumps up and waits for Hardyfan to get to his feet. He evenually does and gets a kick to the mid section. Hardyfan is backed up into the corner. Divasman comes over and climbs on second rope. Divasman reverse and does a code breaker off the turnbuckle. Hardyfan lands straight off his back and Divasman gets up and taunts around the ring with boos. Hardyfan is getting up on the side of the ring. Rated Enigma is looking at Hardyfan from the outside. Divasman walks over to Hardyfan and knees him in the gut. Divasman with a irish whip on Hardyfan. When Hardyfan comes back, Divasman locks on a head lock. Hardyfan slowly fades out of it. Rated Enigma gets on the apron and distracts Divasman. Divasman comes over to Rated Enigma but he gets down before he reaches him. Hardyfan is moving around the floor as Divasman turns around. Divasman goes over to him and pulls him up but...HARDYFAN WITH A TKO!!! He goes for a pin, 1...2...3!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Joker: "Well, Divasman you're on suspenstion. I'll fill out the paper work and let you know for how long. As for Rated Enigma, you'll be fighting Hardyfan4life in a Steel Cage match this week on Smackdown. Thank you!"

    Goes to the backstage with a Maria and Kevin Shaddix.

    Maria: "Kevin, what do you have to say about you sleeping with that ****?

    Kevin Shaddix: "She's not a ****."

    Maria: "Whatever Kevin. I told you that I'd get you back and don't worry...I will."

    Kevin Shaddix: "If you say so."

    ~~~~~~~~~~~~Erica vs Ecie for the Womens Championship.~~~~~~~~~~

    Match: Bell rings and Ecie charges at Erica. Ecie goes to attack her but Erica ducks and Ecie grabs her hair and pulls her straight down. Ecie crawls on top of Erica and chokes her. The referee pulls Ecie off her and Erica gets up and walks away from Ecie. Ecie is broken free from the referee's tight grip. Ecie walks over to Erica and Erica jumps up and hits Ecie in the face with her boot. Ecie falls back and Erica jumps on her. Erica is getting away from Ecie as Ecie walks up to her and goes for a vertical suplex. Ecie gets it and goes up top. Ecie is about to jump off onto Erica when Erica jumps up and hits kick to the head. Ecie falls off the top turnbuckle. Erica gets up and looks around. She goes outside the ring and looks at the Championship. Ecie goes outside the ring and pulls Erica back in. Erica gets to her knees before Ecie is able to slide in the ring. Ecie and Erica tie up against eachother and Erica locks in a head lock. Ecie pushes her arm away from her and Erica tries going for a Side Effect but Ecie reverses and turns it into a face buster. Erica is down as Ecie delivers a leg drop to the back of the neck of Erica. Ecie gets up and pulls Erica to the bottom rope and is about to do another leg drop on her which could cause a broken neck but she stops. Ecie grabs up Erica and places her on the very top rope. Ecie goes and SUPLEX OFF THE TOP TURNBUCKLE! Erica is out of it. Ecie goes for the pin, 1...2...3!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Winner and STILL Women's Champion: Ecie

    Casey comes out and is smiling at Ecie. Ecie isn't smiling back. Casey walks over to Ecie and holds out her hands for Ecie to give her the championship. Ecie nods her head and clothslines Casey. Casey is out of it as Ecie walks up the ramp with the womens championship on her shoulder. Joker runs out to Casey and checks on her as we go to the backstage with DX.

    -Commercial-

    Shawn Michaels & Triple H vs Sting, Chris Jericho, Big Show, Mankind, and Shawn Michaels.

    Match: Bell rings and were off. Shawn Michaels starts off by representing NWO and taking on Triple H. They lock up and Michaels locks him in a head lock. Michaels goes up to do a bull dog but Triple H catches him and knees Michaels between his legs. Michael's man hood is hurt as he's jumping around the ring. Michaels tries sweet chin musicing Triple H but Triple H ducks and goes for the Pedigree. Triple H goes to pick him up for it but Shawn jumps his way out of it. Shawn tags in Jericho for the NWO team. Jericho and Triple H square off against eachother. Triple H tries going for the high knee but Jericho ducks it and locks in the Walls of Jericho on Hunter. Triple H is in pain as he yells out. Jericho sits back further and puts more pressure on Triple H's left knee. Triple H picks himself up and drags himself to the bottom rope. The referee forces Chris to break the hold. Jericho breaks it and walks over to Shawn. He yells at Shawn. Triple H is getting up right behind him. Triple H sets up for a Pedigree on Jericho but Jericho moves out the way and tags it Big Show. Triple H sizes up with Show. Triple H pops Show right in the jaw and irish whips him into the ropes. As Show comes back, Triple H tries getting a back toss on Show but he calapses over the pressure. Show gets up and stomps on Triple H's back. Shawn is in the corner and reaches out to grabs Show and does. Show is about to hit Shawn but Shawn ducks and spits in Shows face. Shawn crawls up the second rope and sweet chin music's Show. Triple H tags in Shawn. Shawn goes up top and hits and huge elbow from the top turnbuckle. Shawn gets up and dances around the ring. Show gets to his feet and tags in Mankind. Shawn goes after Mankind but Mankind runs into Shawn like he's nothing. Mankind helps Shawn to his feet and kicks him to the mid section. Mankind tries going for the double arm DDT but Shawn back tosses him and he goes down. Shawn sets up for the Sweet Chin Music in the corner. He gets it!! Mankind is out as Triple H is tagged in. Triple H comes in the ring and waits for Mankind to get up and....PEDIGREE!!!!!!!!! TRIPLE H GOES FOR THE PIN, 1...2...3!!!!!!

    Winners: D-Generation X

    Shawn Michaels: "Now I have to make my announcement where I want to stay. DX or NWO. And I choose DX. Its like my home here. I can't betray Hunter. So come get me NWO."

    Goes to the back with Booker T and Stevie Ray.

    Stevie Ray: "Me and my brother, Booker will be making our debut in TFC very soon. We are not afraid of anyone and we'll take you out in a heart beat."

    Booker T: "Now we have just one question....CAN YOU DIG IT SUCKA????????"

    Goes to the ring.

    Tana vs Will for the Showdown Championship.

    Match: The bell rings and they're walking around the ring. Will ties up with Tana but he breaks the grip and runs out the ring. Will takes deep breathes and Tana pulls him back into the ring. Tana goes back to attacking Will. Will pushes off Tana and locks on an arm bar. Tana reverse and hits a german suplex on Will. Will is out as Tana dances around the ring. Tana waits for Will to get up and suprises him with........A CYCLONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Tana goes for a pin, 1...2..NO!! Somehow Will kicks out!!!!! Tana is in disbelief and grinds her knuckles in Will's skull. Will is slightly bleeding as Tana backs off. Tana walks right back up to him and yellls in his face. Will thumbs Tana's eye. The good eye of course. Will laughs at Tana who is hopping around. Will gets to his feet and attacks her with kicks to the shin. Tana goes down. Will drags Tana to the bottom rope and stomps on her face. It looks like Will's foot has left an inprint on Tana's face. Tana wipes away the mess and looks mad at Will. Tana goes after Will with fists. Will is out of it for and second and Tana picks him up and.........CYCLONE!!!!!!!! Shes goes for the pin, 1...2...3!!!!!!!!!!!

    Winner: Tana

    -Next PPV Commercial-

    Maria: "Ladies and gentlemen, Three Days Grace.

    Kevin Shaddix vs Oracle Zero vs Chris "The Curse" in a Haunted Hell match for the World Heavyweight Championship.

    Match: Bell rings and it is very dark all around. They are walking through the maze as Oracle stays behind as they take the next few steps. Oracle sneak attacks Chris and Kevin from behind. Oracle gets up and starts running through the maze as the first attacker comes in and attacks Oracle. He is Divasman. Divasman brutally attacks Oracle with a steel chair. Oracle's skull is slightly bleeding as Kevin runs in a spears Divasman. Oracle is behind Kevin as he attacks him and throws him into the bires. Kevin yells in pain as he removes himself from the bires. Kevin sees a barb wire bat hiden in the bust and grabs it. Kevin swings it across Oracles face. Chris is missing from the action. Oracle's face is shreading and bleeding. Kevin removes the bat and drop kicks barb wire into Oracle's chest. The barbwire rips Oracle's clothing and rips the rest off. All of a sudden, Chris storms up in a ATV and runs over Kevin with it. Kevin holds foot as Chris gets off the ATV and grabs the chair. He pounds in Kevin's foot and Kevin yells in pain. Oracle runs over and takes out Chris. Kevin gets to his feet and hits a kick to the mid section on Oracle and hits a Twist of Fate. Kevin walks through the maze and soon reaches the end of it. He sees Joker staring at him about 10 feet away.

    The Joker: "You are not done yet. You still have yet to enter the Death Room in that building behind me. It has many guys waiting to ambush you. As you finish them you travel up the Haunted Stairway. On the 10th floor you'll reach the Room of Doom the championship is safe in a case there. But when you think its over....the only way out is the Haunted Elevator. This might be your last ride."

    Match: The match rolls on as Kevin Shaddix picks up a chair and walks in the Death Room. He is preparing himself for anything. All of a sudden, three men bust out a closet and attack Kevin. In the back Joker is helping sneak in Oracle. Chris spots him as he goes to the wrong door and attacks Oracle. Chris slams Oracle into the door and they are in the house. Attackers Brother Ray and Brother Devon set up a cructed table at the end of the stairway. Chris and Oracle walk over to the table but Oracle is dragged by Chris. Chris sets up and GERMAN SUPLEX THROUGH THE TABLE! They are both out as Kevin is recovering from the attack. Kevin is getting up and walks slowly to Oracle and Chris. Kevin begins making his way up the stairs. He reaches the 8th floor and is attack again. This time he is attacked by Will. Oracle quietly makes his way up the stairs and is careful not to make much noise. Will seems to be done in the attack and Oracle runs up to him and takes him out with fists. Chris is coming up the stairs with a hammer and hits them both in the gut with it. Chris sees the title and is about to grab it but Hardyfan4life comes out the door and attacks him Hardyfan hits the TKO on him and he's out. Kevin Shaddix climbs up the stairs and grabs the championship. He is smiling right before Joker runs in and attacks Kevin. Kevin is screwed by Joker once again as Oracle climbs up the stairs. Joker reaches over and gives the championship Oracle. Oracle smiles and walks over and gets in the elevator. The elevator slowly moves down and there are people beating on the elevator as it stops. Oracle is confused and presses the down button on the elevator. All of a sudden, Kevin busts through the elevator side and hits the spear on Oracle. The elevator starts back up and goes to the bottom. Kevin goes out and holds the elevator over his head and Kevin walks over to Casey.

    Casey: "Joker you tired screwing Kevin once again. I made sure that when you attacked tonight it wouldn't go down. I'm sick of you!! And you know what? I WANT A DIVORCE!!!!!!!! SEE YOU NEXT WEEK JOKER!!"

    Kevin's music plays out as we go off the air.

    4.6 (4 Ratings)

    Smackdown's Fanaverasy 9/20/09

    Sunday, September 20, 2009, 01:27 AM EST [smackdown PPV]

    Fanvaverasy comes on with a huge fireworks display.

    Rob Zombie is in the ring. Casey is in the ring crying.

    Rob Zombie: "Tonight is the funeral of The Joker or as he was known outside the ring as, Devon. We will now get our guys to bring out him.

    Men bring out Joker in his casket. Casey is crying hard as Rob hugs her.

    Rob Zombie: "This was kinda unexpected for all of us. Last week I prepared a speech for a wedding and now...this. Lets bring out our guest attending the event.

    NWO's Saleem, Real of King of Kings, Bryant, and Painkiller come out.

    Smackdown's NWO follows out and surrounds the ring as Painkiller gets in the ring.

    Rob Zombie: "Lets get started.---"

    Kevin Shaddix interrupts and comes out.

    Kevin Shaddix: "Lets face it. Joker isn't dead. I watched the footage of Joker's locker room last week and he didn't kill himself. He shot the floor and covered himself in fake blood. You all are in this aren't you?"

    Casey: "Can you please shut up? We are trying to celebrate the life and carrer of Joker."

    Kevin Shaddix: "First of all, those are the fakest tears ever. Let me see how dead he is."

    Match: Kevin Shaddix opens up the casket and Joker sprays mist in Kevin's eyes. Everyone runs out the ring as Joker commands it. They all slowly walk backstage. Kevin wipes his eyes clean and gets a clothsline by Joker. Joker goes to outside and brings in a table. Kevin is up and a kick to the mid section. Joker drops the table and is twist of fated on the table. The table doesn't break. Kevin gets wooting to the crowd! The crowd goes nuts. Joker sits up like the Undertaker does. Kevin doesn't realize it and gets a fist to the chin. Joker sets up for a choke slam but Kevin punches Joker's hand and it sets him free. Kevin tries throwing Joker over the rope but he holds on. Kevin with a kick to the mid section through the ropes. He throws Joker to mat below. Joker lands on his ankle. Kevin really taunts around the ring as Joker gets to his feet. Kevin dives through the second rope onto Joker. He bends Joker's back into the announce table with how they land. Kevin gets up and throws Joker off the table. Kevin gets up on the announce table and taunts to the crowds loud cheers. Kevin climbs off the table and grabs Joker by the hair. Kevin is pulling Joker up the ramp. Kevin throws Joker into the stage where they come out. Joker's head is cut slightly on the impact. Kevin rakes at his wound. Joker thumbs Kevin's eye and he lets go. Joker gets to his feet and throws Kevin down the ramp. Kevin rolls down some as Joker grabs a caine from a crippled man in the crowd. Joker pounds in Kevin's knees in with the caine. Joker seems to enjoy it. Kevin is almost crying with how much he's getting beat. Joker throws away the caine into the crowd. Joker gets a cable from under the ring and chokes Kevin with it. Kevin knees Joker in the head. Kevin gets up and grabs the chair right from under Justin Roberts as he's getting up. Joker is getting up right behind him. Kevin delivers a chair shot to Joker's skull. And another to his ankle and throws it away. Kevin gets up Joker and throws him in the ring. Kevin gets in the ring and is setting up the table in the ring. He sets it up in the ring's corner. Joker is getting up right behind him. Joker throws Kevin's skull into the table. Kevin reverses and does the same. As Joker is coming back, Kevin side effects him. Joker is down as Kevin throws the table on Joker's body. Kevin goes up top. Joker quickly throws the table up, hitting Kevin's chin. Kevin spits out blood. Kevin gets down from the turnbuckle. Joker grabs Kevin's ankle as he's getting down. Joker trips up Kevin. Kevin's face hits the mat hard. Joker gets up and locks in a cross face on Kevin. Kevin is in the middle of the ring. Kevin crawls his way to ropes. He gets there and crawls out the ring. Kevin goes under the ring. Joker is looking and walking around for Kevin to show up. Finally Kevin shows but he is turned around Joker doesn't see it. Kevin turns him around and...SPEAR!!!!! Kevin places the table flat on Joker as he goes up top. SWANTON BOMB!!!!!!! THE TABLE IS BROKEN!!!!!!

    Justin Roberts: "Here is your winner and new World Heavyweight Champion...KEVIN DAKOTA SHADDIX!!!!"

    Jim Ross: "Kevin wins!! Kevin wins the belt!!"

    Michael Cole: "Don't get to excited, JR. We still have two more rounds to go in this!" Kevin grabs a microphone.

    Kevin Shaddix: "Wow, I know I still gotta walk out here two more times with this but I gotta say something. I couldn't wait. Joker, I knew you weren't dead. It seemed too good to be true. Next time think before disappiont the fans." Kevin leaves the ring.

    Jim Ross: "Well, I guess he learned his lesson!"

    Michael Cole: "Yes, indeed. Next up we got a match between Hardyfan4life and TheDivasman. Lets go down!"

    Justin Roberts: "The following contest is a "I Quit" match where the loser leaves TFC!!"

    Hardyfan4life comes out.

    Justin Roberts: "Coming to the ring...Hardyfan4life!!"

    Divasman comes out to the ramp.

    Divasman: "Since some of OWC decided to show up for this I decided to grab myself a manger. Please welcome....J...Y...P!!!!!!!!

    JYP comes out and they walk down the ramp. Divaman runs into the ring.

    Match: The match starts off in a stormy way. They both deliver fists to eachother. Hardyfan with a quick clothsline. Divasman is quick to get to his feet, and another clothsline by Hardyfan. Divasman gets up a second time after it and is clothlined over the rope. Hardyfan taunts around the ring. JYP helps up Divasman. He helps Divasman back in the ring. Hardyfan slides out the side of the ring and throws JYP over the barrier, into the crowd. Hardyfan goes back into the ring and gets a tripped up by Divasman and his face hits the turnbuckle. JYP is up and hands Divasman a chair through the ropes. He turns around with the chair in hand. Hardyfan is standing, looking at Divasman. Divasman panics and tosses the chair to Hardyfan. JYP runs over to Hardyfan's side of the ring. JYP grabs Hardyfan's leg and he turns around and swings the chair at JYP. Divasman with a low blow and takes the chair from Hardyfan. Divasman with a shot to the skull. Divasman tosses the chair to the side. Divasman yells at JYP to hand him another weapon. This time, JYP hands him a trash can lid. Divasman gets it from him and he turns around and Hardyfan knocks it from his hand. Hardyfan rams Divasman into the steel pole. Hardyfan with a roll-up, 1...2...NO!! JYP pulls his leg. Hardyfan is getting tired of JYP and chases him out to the backstage. Divasman gets up on his feet and chases after them. JYP is long gone. Hardyfan is looking for Divasman and sees him. Hardyfan isn't seen by Divasman and he gets in golf cart. Hardyfan storms up to Divasman and slams him in between the golf cart and a wall.

    Divasman: "I QUIT!"

    It is over. Casey walks up with security and they have JYP cuffed.

    Casey: "Well, you know what that means Divasman? Haha, no. You guys have been set up. You and JYP have. I am giving you guys a second chance. Go into that bathroom and see what you must do to keep your jobs."

    Jim Ross: "I wonder what it is!"

    Michael Cole: "I don't know but we are going on with our next match right now!"

    Justin Roberts: "The following contest is a battle of bands face off! Now, in this face off, you the fans will decide who wins. Each band will play 1 song they have chosen for this. At the end, the band with a largest cheers wins! Introducing first, Papa Roach!!"

    The Papa Roach comes out with some gear.

    Justin Roberts: "Now introducing, Rob Zombie!!"

    Rob Zombie comes out.

    Justin Roberts: "Any words before we get started?"

    They nod

    Rob Zombie plays "Dragula"

    Justin Roberts: "Now Papa Roach!!"

    "Last Resort" by Papa Roach

     

    Crowd: "PA-PA ROACH!! PA-PA ROACH!!!! PA-PA ROACH!!!!!"

    Justin Roberts: "Here is your winner Papa Roach!!"

    Papa Roach pops vodka bottles in the ring and drinks up.

    Jim Ross: "Yes, Papa Roach wins! Will this keep up for the Black Parade?"

    Goes to the backstage.

    Casey: "Ok, come out!!"

    JYP and Divasman come out in womens cloths.

    Casey: "Haha, this is good. You guys must walk around in this the whole show!! Have fun!!"

    Justin Roberts: "The following contest is round two in Kevin Shaddix vs The Joker!!"

    Joker comes out.

    Justin Roberts: "Introducing, Joker!!"

    Kevin Shaddix comes out.

    Justin Roberts: "Second, Kevin Shaddix!!"

    Kevin Shaddix vs The Joker in a Strecther Match for the World Heavyweight Championship.

    Justin Roberts: "In this match, you must strap your oppenent to a strecther and roll them down and the ramp, past the line!!"

    Match: Bell rings and were off. Kevin and Joker circle eachother. Joker locks up with Kevin. Kevin powers him back into the corner. Kevin with a hip toss and locks on a arm bar. Joker twist out of it and shows great ability by shooting himself up. Kevin gets to his feet quickly and clothslines Joker over the rope. Kevin goes out and gets on the apron. He jumps down on top of Joker as he is getting up. Kevin pulls up Joker and throws Joker's face into the announce table. Joker gets up from it and a kick to the mid section by Joker on Kevin. Joker with a choke slam!! Joker walks up the ramp to get a strecther. He gets one at the very top and rolls it down the ramp. Kevin is walking towards him as he is bring the strecther. Joker hits Kevin in the mid section with the strecther. Joker pushes and strecther fully down the ramp without him holding on. Joker hold onto Kevin, pulling him down the ramp. Joker pushes Kevin into the ring. Joker sets the strecther up next to the side of the ring. Joker reaches under the ring for a weapon. He pulls out a lamp. He goes in the ring with it. Kevin takes it from him and tosses it aside. Joker slaps Kevin in the face and Kevin irish whips him him. Kevin hits a drop kick, knocking him out the ring. Kevin gets up Joker and Joker stomps on his toe. Kevin grabs his foot and tosses Joker into the barrier. Joker gets up as Kevin backed up. Kevin runs towards Joker and SPEAR THROUGH THE BARRIER!!!!!! Oh my god! Both men are out!! Referees fly out to them to see if they're okay. They start moving a little. The referees back off. Joker starts getting up first. But before he is fully up, Kevin is. Kevin punches him to the skull once. Joker back drops Kevin into the crowd. Joker pulls up Kevin and walks him into the crowd. Joker throws Kevin into a table. The table flips over. Joker hits Kevin's head into the table. Many times Kevin's head hits into the table. A small crack is made. Kevin is bleeding. Joker gets up Kevin again and walks him to the backstage. Joker pushes him up the stairs. But as they get to the last step, Kevin pushes Joker off. Kevin with a kick to mid section. Joker is down on one knee. Kevin is running down the halls. He picks up a baseball bat and runs into the Joker's office. He locks the door. He goes in the room smashing in picture frames, the desk and even a shelf. As the distruction goes on we hear foot steps on the upper floor. All of a sudden, an axe blade comes through the ceiling. It disappears and again appears. Joker falls through the ceiling and quickly gets up. He takes the axe and tries taking off Kevin's head but he ducks. The axe stuck in the wall. Painkiller is bring a strecther to the door of the room on the outside. Joker pulls up Kevin and takes him outside. He orders Painkiller to go away. Joker takes food stands chair from him and hits Kevin in the head with it. He choke slams Kevin on the strecther. He takes him to the stage. He pulls Kevin up the stairs where they are getting ready to come out. They appear at the top of the ramp and Joker pushes Kevin all the way down the ramp, it passes the finish line.

    Justin Roberts: Here is your winner and NEW WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION, THE JOKER!!!!!!!

    Joker grabs a microphone.

    Joker:"See, you can't defend a title once without losing it!! Lets make the next match interesting, I will give you back Maria if you beat me later tonight."

    -commercial-

    Joker: "I just wanted to make sure you knew Maria was here. Here she is." Joker points a hammer to her back. "Pick your words wisely, Maria."

    Maria: "Kevin, I miss you so much. I love you now more than ever. I want you to win. We still have a fighting chance in this."

    Justin Roberts:"The following contest is for one fall!"

    Tana comes out.

    Justin Roberts: "Coming to the ring first, Tana!!"

    Casey comes out.

    Justin Roberts: "Defending her womens championship, Casey!!"

    Match: Bell rings and were off. Tana and Casey lock up. Tana locks in a head lock but Casey but pushes her out of it. Tana goes for a clothsline but Casey ducks and hits a neck breaker from behind. Tana goes down. Tana starts getting up as Casey goes against the ropes and baseball slide!! Tana is down as Casey pins her, 1...she kicks out!! Casey gets up wondering what to do next. But before she could think Tana gets up. Tana charges at her with fists. Casey breaks it off with a kick to the mid section. Casey charges and tosses Tana out the ring. Casey taunts Tana from the inside of the ring. Tana uses the ringside to get to her feet. Tana pulls Casey outside the ring as the referee begins a count. 1....Casey and Tana go at it with punches. 2....Casey locks in Tana like she gonna do a DDT. 3...Tana gets out of it. 4....Tana slides back in the ring. 5....Casey follows. They are back in as Tana stomps on Casey. Casey pulls her down and they go at it in the floor of the ring. Casey is trying to pull away from it but Tana doesn't allow it. Tana pulls her back and locks on a head lock. It isn't long for Casey to get out of it. Casey pushes Tana to the bottom ropes and gets up. Casey uses the ropes to choke out Tana. Tana is choking out as she pulls herself to the outside, just enough to get out of it. Casey reaches down and pulls Tana fully back in the ring. Tana with a thumb to the eye!! Tana quickly gets up to go after Casey. Tana throws Casey against the turnbuckles. Tana kinda spears her ribs in the corner. Tana gets her up for the cyclone!! It connects!!! Tana goes for the pin, 1....2....almost 3 when someone crawls from under the ring and pulls Tana out. Its Will!! Will's attacking Tana with fists as the referee calls for the bell. Casey sneaks over to get her championship and gets away through the crowd. Tana and Will are still going at it on the outside when the referee calls for the bell again. This time he calls for security to break them up. They are evenually broken up but go at it again. They are yelling at eachother. They get them once more and they take Tana to the backstage. When Tana is gone Will gets free. Will goes to the backstage looking for Tana but shes no where in sight.

    -Ultimo Dragon return commercial-

    Goes to the backstage as Divasman and JYP are walking around.

    JYP: "I can't believe were having to do this! I shouldn't have managed you!"

    Divasman: "I know. I wish I wouldn't have asked for that match!!" Godfather walks up.

    Godfather: "Ooh who are these sexy ladies?"

    Divasman: "Its me, Divasman and JYP"

    Godfather: "Are you serious? You big bunch of gays!!"

    Divasman: "We ain't gay."

    Godfather: "Oh save it! You wish you could have me!!"

    Godfather leaves.

    Justin Roberts: "The following contest is for the Tag Team titles!"

    Team 3D's music hits

    Justin Roberts: "Coming to the ring, the Tag Team Champions, Team 3D!!!"

    Chris the Curse and Oracle Zero come out with "Miss Curse" Maria

    Justin Roberts: "Coming to the ring second, Oracle Zero and Chris "The Curse."

    Match: Bell rings and were off with Devon and Oracle starting off. They lock up together. Oracle backs Devon into the corner. Oracle uses his forearm to lock in him. Devon moves his arm out of the way of him. Devon pushes him flat on his rear end. Devon goes after Oracle with fists. Oracle breaks it off with a punch to the eye. Orace gets up and tags in Curse. Curse comes in and stomps on Devon. Curse picks up Oracle on his shoulders. Curse throws him back on Devon. Devon yells out as Oracle gets to the turnbuckle on the outside. Curse gets up Devon. He gets him on his feet. Curse with a body slam. Curse goes up top. He goes to do a belly slam but he gets no one. Devon crawls over to the corner. He tags in Ray. Ray stomps in his back. Curse yells out in pain. Oracle wants a tag so bad, he's jumping up and down in the corner. Ray yells in Oracle's face. All of a sudden, Curse is up and hits a russian leg swipe on Ray. Curse stomps on Ray and Ray grabs his foot and throws it away from him. Curse looses his stand. Ray gets up and gets Curse. He tosses Curse's head into the turnbuckle. Curse tags in Oracle. Oracle gets him up and....picture perfect!! Goes for a pin, 1...2...3!!!!!!!!!!!

    Justin Roberts: "Here is your winners and NEW Tag Team Champions, Chris the Curse and Oracle Zero!!"

    Goes to the backstage.

    Casey: "Are you ready baby?"

    Joker: "Yeah, are you okay? You seem sick."

    Casey: "No, I'll be fine. You need to focus on your match later tonight."

    Joker: "Ok, get some rest, hun."

    Casey: "I will."

    Goes to different part of the backstage.

    Ultimo Dragon: "I have returned. I wanted to comeback with a bang, so I took out someone. Wanna know who?"

    Camera looks down and see's Painkiller lying bloody on the floor.

    Ultimo Dragon: "Looks like the match won't go as planned."

    Goes to the ring.

    Justin Roberts: "The following contest is for the World Heavyweight Championship and is a Last Man Standing match!!"

    Kevin Shaddix comes out.

    Justin Roberts: "Coming to the ring, Kevin Shaddix!!"

    The Joker comes out.

    Justin Roberts: "Coming to the ring, The Heavyweight Champion, Joker!!

    Match: Bell rings and were off on another great match. Kevin locks up with Joker. Kevin irish whips Joker into the ropes. As Joker comes back, Kevin goes for a big boot but Joker ducks it. Joker runs past the ropes. Kevin tries another big boot but Joker grabs him by the throat. Kevin with a kick to the mid section. Kevin sets up for a powerbomb but Joker punches Kevin in the eye. Kevin lets go of Joker and Joker gets mat...hard. Kevin stomps on Joker neck and head. Kevin goes to the outside and gets a baseball bat from the announce table. He goes back in the ring with. He hits Joker in his head with it hard. Kevin's sitches start itching and coming out and he pulls most them out, one by one. Kevin throws the bat into the crowd and a little boy catches it. Kevin smiles at the boy. Kevin goes to the outside again. This time he gets a table. He throws it in the ring by Joker isn't in it. The crowd saw Joker go over the crowd but where is he now? Moments later, we hear a loud cheer from a part of the crowd. It gets Kevin's attention. Joker is sailing down on a wire from the very top of the crowd. It isn't seconds when Joker boots Kevin in his face when he gets to the bottom. Kevin is down in the very bottom of the corner. He is knocked out as Joker pulls the table in the ring. He sets Kevin in the table, in the corner. Joker goes to the outside and pulls in a ladder. It is about 10 feet. Joker stands it up lets it go to crush Kevin through the table. The referee starts a count...1...2...3...Kevin is up. It's gonna take more then that to keep a soldier down. All of a sudden, a truck going in reverse runs into the ring. No one is in the truck. The crowd is silent but shocked. There is gas cans in the back of it. Joker walks slowly to the truck. The keys are in the car. Joker gets in it the rides it in the backstage. Kevin gets up and slowly runs to the backstage. Kevin is looking around and a truck storms up Kevin. Joker runs over Kevin with the truck!! Kevin is out of it and glass is broken. Joker kicks the broken glass in the car out. Jacoby Shaddix runs up and attacks Joker as he's getting out of the car. Jacoby has a crobar and is beating Joker. Joker gets up and a kick to the mid section. Joker throws Jacoby into a cell in the backstage. Jacoby crawls away as Kevin attacks Joker. Kevin picks up a kendo stick. WACK!!! Kevin with a shot the neck of Joker. Kevin uses the kendo stick choke out Joker. Joker fants. Kevin gets in the car and runs on top of Joker's body. Kevin runs completetly over him and picks him up and throws him in the back of the truck. Kevin drives off with Joker in the back. Joker starts moving around in the back. Joker throws the gas cans at the front of the truck. Kevin is shocked and stops the truck. He gets out. Joker throws a lit match on the ground. The truck is lit on fire as Joker jumps out of it and runs. Kevin runs after Joker. Kevin looks behind him and see's the truck explode. Joker runs into a wrestling school. Kevin follows him in it. Joker runs up the stairs. As Kevin is coming up Joker attacks him with a hammer. Kevin falls down the stairs. Joker gets him drags him across the halls. Joker takes him to the parking lot and steals a car. He puts Kevin in the trunk. He drives off with Kevin in the trunk. They go back to the arena. Joker crashes the car into the truckers door due to a loud distraction. Joker is out. Kevin pops himself out the trunk. He gets Joker out the car and carries him. Joker pushes him off him as they are walking down the halls. Kevin spears Joker!! A referee runs up and begins counting....1....2.....3.....4.....5.....6....Joker is up. Kevin is wonder what to do as he throws Joker into a truckers door. Joker is bleeding bad. Kevin gets up a ladder. He climbs up it. It is almost touching the ceiling and Kevin hits a swanton bomb!!! The referee counts..1....2....3....4....5....6....7....9....Kevin gets to his feet!! 10!!!!!! Kevin wins! Mean Gene runs up with Maria. Kevin is still on the ground as Mean Gene squats down to interview him.

    Mean Gene: "Congradulations Kevin. You have just became 3x World Heavyweight Champion!! You win back your girlfriend, Maria and this championship!!"

    Maria: "Baby I love you and it means so much that you would do this for me."

    Mean Gene: "Thats it for tonight. Goodnight ladies and gentlemen!!"

    3.7 (5 Ratings)

    SmackDown's Apocalypse matches (first seen live before Apocalypse)

    Tuesday, July 14, 2009, 03:42 PM PST [smackdown PPV]
    Posted By: DX Warrior

    [John Morrison's entrance music

     

    John Morrison comes out with the National Championship in his hand.  Morrison enters the ring and poses for the crowd.

     

    JR: "And here we go, John Morrison vs. Shelton Benjamin for the National Championship.  On his first night on the job, SmackDown General Manager Michael Ayers, then known solely as DX Warrior, put Benjamin defending the National Championship against John Morrison.  Morrison would take Benjamin on a Moonlight Drive before ending the Gold Standard's National Championship reign with Starship Pain."

     

    Cole: "After the match is where the feud between these two really started, as Shelton Benjamin would hit Morrison with Paydirt.  The following week, Benjamin suffered a loss to SmackDown's most recently signed superstar, Yoshi Tatsu, after Yoshi delivered the only offensive maneuver of the match following Benjamin taunting Tatsu.  Later in the night, John Morrison would defeat his former tag team partner, The Miz, in quick work, a Moonlight Drive followed quickly by Starship Pain."

     

    JR: "But Benjamin would strike after the match again by hitting Morrison with Paydirt once again.  Then this past Friday night, John Morrison teamed with one of the five #1 contenders for the World Championship and former Brass Knuckles Champion John Cena to take on Shelton Benjamin and The Miz in an elimination tag team table match, a match which the Johns would win."

     

    Cole: "And after that match, Morrison would come to the rescue of Cena from King of the Dead, but again Benjamin lays out Morrison with Paydirt before the brawl containing all six participants in the World Championship Scramble match ensued."

     

    [Shelton Benjamin's entrance music]

     

    Shelton Benjamin comes to the ring without his pyro, which was taken when he lost to Yoshi Tatsu two weeks ago.

     

    JR: "And here comes Mr. Money in the Bank, who looks dead set on walking out of Apocalypse tonight as a champion."

     

    Cole: "His job is on the line, so he has to be careful about losing.  If he loses twice tonight by cashing in Money in the Bank and losing after losing this match, by decree of our General Manager when he made this match, he will no longer be a part of the SmackDown roster, and he will be replaced by the Bella Twins, Brie and Nikki."

     

    Justin Roberts: "The following contest is a 20-minute ironman table match, and it is for the National Championship!  The only way to win this match is to put your opponent through more tables than his within the 20 minutes.  Introducing first, the challenger, from Orangeeburg, SC, weighing in at 243 lbs., the Gold Standard, Shelton Benjamin!"

     

    Benjamin taunts the crowd as they boo him

     

    Justin: "And the opponent, from Los Angeles, CA, weighing in at 219 lbs., he is the National Champion, John Morrison!"

     

    Morrison poses for the crowd before handing the title to the ref and removing his fur coat

     

    The match begins with Benjamin getting several tables out from under the ring.  Morrison springboards onto Benjamin when Benjamin turns around.  Morrison then sets up five tables while Benjamin slowly gets up and sets up a table of his own.  Morrison gets Benjamin onto one of the tables, then hits the Moonlight Drive through said table at 18:58 remaining.  Morrison helps Benjamin up, only monkey flip him onto another table, where Morrison goes for another Moonlight Drive, but Benjamin reverses it into an attempted Paydirt, but Morrison reverses that into a Moonlight Drive which connects this time, sending Benjamin through table #2 at 18:00 remaining.

     

    Cole: "I think that with how many tables are getting smashed, we should have John Anderson and John Henson of ABC's Wipeout help calling this match, JR."

     

    Morrison lifts Benjamin, who hits a T-bone suplex.  Benjamin slowly gets up using one of the tables, but Morrison gets up faster and DDTs Benjamin through the third table at 17:01.  Morrison moves two of the tables right next to each other, then pulls a ladder out from under the ring and sets it up near the tables.

     

    JR: "While that seems to not be great strategy in a table match, it eats up the clock in an ironman tables match, so John Morrison just needs to focus on avoiding Benjamin within reason so he ends the match without taking a ton of punishment."

     

    Benjamin slowly gets up, and after he sees Morrison laying across the two tables (which Morrison laid across while JR was talking), then sees the set up ladder near the tables.  Benjamin climbs the ladder slowly.  When he gets near the top, Morrison gets up and flies up the ladder.  Morrison proceeds to punch Benjamin in the face several times until Benjamin loses his balance.  Morrison sets Benjamin up for a vertical suplex, then he hits a ladder superplex through tables four and five at 15:30.

     

    Cole: "BENJAMIN JUST WENT THROUGH TWO TABLES AT ONCE!!!!  THAT PUTS THE COUNT AT FIVE-ZERO MORRISON!!!!!"

     

    Morrison gets up, then forces Benjamin onto the last set up table.  Morrison follows and  lifts Benjamin up, but Benjamin hits Morrison with Paydirt through the sixth table at 15:00.  Benjamin then gets several more tables out from under the ring and sets a few of them up while Morrison slowly gets up.  Benjamin stacks two sets of tables while Morrison sets up another one right behind Benjamin.  Benjamin turns around and sees the table set up by Morrison.  Both climb onto the table, then Benjamin goes for Paydirt.  Morrison pushes him off, then delivers an STO backbreaker through the table at 13:30.  Benjamin crawls under the set-up tables over to the ladder.  Benjamin starts to climb slowly to his feet, then up the ladder.  Morrison follows Benjamin slightly faster than the Gold Standard.  The two fight on their way up the ladder, as well as when they get to the top.  Benjamin tries to superplex Morrison off of the ladder and through the tables, but Morrison blocks each superplex attempt by punching Benjamin in the gut.  After about two minutes, Morrison starts to push Benjamin off the ladder.  Benjamin finally slips, and Morrison gets his right foot under Benjamin's jaw for added leverage.  Benjamin smashes through the four tables at 11:00.  Morrison recovers a little bit while at the top of the ladder while The Miz comes down with another table, setting it up near the ladder.  Miz then distracts Morrison long enough for Benjamin to tip over the ladder, sending Morrison through the table at 10:00.

     

    JR: "And The Miz allows Benjamin to shorten the gap once again, but at the rate they're going, if the numbers continue like this, Morrison will win 20-4."

     

    Neither Benjamin nor Morrison get up for a few minutes, although both are able to get to their feet for about a second each time they do.  During this time, Miz was at work setting up tables, setting one out of every ten on fire.  Morrison gets to his feet first and goes over to where Miz is at, where Morrison powerbombs Miz through a flaming table.  Benjamin charges, getting drop toe held face-first into a table without going through it.

     

    Cole: "It looks like Morrison is almost out of this match, JR."

     

    JR: "Morrison and Benjamin have both put themselves through a lot of punishment, and they're going to have to try to last another nine minutes.  Benjamin will need to put Morrison through nine more tables to win this match."

     

    Morrison gets up, followed slowly by Benjamin.  Both trade right hands, each hitting it's mark.  Just when one starts gaining an advantage, thhe other takes it away.  After nearly five minutes of this, leaving the clock at 1:21, Benjamin finally gets Morrison onto a table.  Benjamin takes 30 seconds to get up onto the table before lifting Morrison enough to hit Paydirt through the table.

     

    JR: "And there are only 15 seconds left!  Benjamin was able to put Morrison through another table, but it's too late!"

     

    Benjamin gets up at 0:11, and the fans start counting down.  Benjamin stumbles while trying to get to Morrison several times, but the bell rings as soon as Benjamin starts to pull Morrison up by the hair.

     

    Justin: "Here is your winner, and STILL the National Champion, John Morrison!"

     

    Benjamin realizes that he failed to win back the title and starts to argue with the ref.  Morrison gets up slowly, and when Benjamin turns around, Morrison hits Benjamin with the Moonlight Drive.

     

    Cole: "And now Morrison gets payback on Shelton Benjamin by hitting him with the Moonlight Drive after the match!  I can't say that the Gold Standard didn't have that coming to him."

     

    Justin: "The following tag team contest is scheduled for one fall, and the winners will be crowned the SmackDown Tag Team Champions!  Introducing first..."

     

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    Justin: "The following tag team contest is scheduled for one fall, and it is for the vacant SmackDown Tag Team Championships!  Introducing first..."

    [Cryme Tyme's entrance music]

     

    Cryme Tyme comes out onto the stage

     

    Justin: "From Brooklyn, NY, at a combined weight of 587 lbs., Shad Gaspard, JTG, Cryme Tyme!"

     

    Cryme Tyme make their way to the ring

     

    [Kofi Kingston's entrance music

     

    Justin: "And the opponents, the team of Kofi Kingston and Evan Bourne!"

     

    Kofi and Bourne come out to a huge pop from the crowd

     

    The bell rings, and Shad starts with Kofi.  Kofi goes for quick kicks to Shad's legs, but Shad avoids them.

     

    Cole: "Smart strategy on the part of Kofi Kingston.  If you can take the big man off his feet, you eliminate a size advantage he may have."

     

    JR: "But you also have to give props to Shad Gaspard for avoiding Kofi's kicks.  Kofi has put many a superstar away using his feet."

     

    Shad and Kofi lock up, and Shad powers Kofi down.  Kofi gets up with a smile on his face, knowing he has a good opponent tonight.  They lock up again, and this time Kofi gets the upper hand by locking the big man in a headlock.  Shad powers out, sending Kofi into the ropes.  Kofi comes off and ducks a clothesline from Shad.  Kofi comes back with a spinning heel kick, barely moving the big man.  Kofi tags in Evan Bourne, who runs over to the corner closest to Shad and goes for the flying double knee strike.  Shad catches Bourne, then moves back into his corner, where JTG tags himself in right before Shad hits Bourne with a powerbomb.  JTG hits Bourne with a springboard leapfrog leg drop, then goes for the pin: one... two... Kofi breaks it up.

     

    JR: "A quick save by Kofi Kingston."

     

    Bourne gets up well after JTG, and JTG hits Bourne with a neckbreaker.  Bourne rolls over to his corner and tags in Kofi.  Kofi comes in and chops JTG down, but JTG gets right back up.  Kofi chops JTG down again, but again JTG gets up.  Kofi whips JTG into a neutral corner and hits JTG with the Koronco Buster.  Kofi goes for the pin: one... two... JTG kicks out.  Kofi sees JTG roll parallel the ropes, then tags in Bourne before hitting the twin leg drop.  Bourne goes to the top rope, but JTG manages to get to his feet before Bourne can go for the Shooting Star Press.  Bourne jumps down, attempting to stop a tag, but JTG manages to tag in Shad.  Shad pounds on Bourne, then hits a huge Samoan drop and goes for the pin: one... two... Bourne barely kicks out.  Kofi comes in, hitting Shad with Trouble in Paradise.  JTG comes in and clotheslines Kofi and himself over the top rope.  Bourne slowly gets up, then sees Shad down.  He goes to the top rope and goes for the Shooting Star Press, but Shad rolls out of the way at the last second!

     

    Cole: "SHAD BARELY AVOIDED THE SHOOTING STAR PRESS!!!! I DON'T KNOW IF THAT WAS INSTINCT OR SHAD KNOWING WHAT WAS GOING ON BUT HE JUST OPENED UP A HUGE OPPORTUNITY WITH THAT STROKE OF GOOD LUCK!!!!!!!!!"

     

    Shad gets to his feet slowly, followed by Bourne, then Shad hits Bourne with a huge STO and goes for the pin: one... two... three!

     

    Justin: "Here are your winners, and the NEW SmackDown Tag Team Champions, Cryme Tyme!"

     

    The ref hands Cryme Tyme the titles when Kofi gets in the ring and checks on Bourne.  Shad grabs a mic.

     

    Shad: "Yo, Kofi, that was a great match you two helped put on.  I know that I want to do this again sometime in the near future.  What do you say, dawg?"

     

    Shad extends his hand toward Kofi, and Kofi shakes it.

     

    JR: "What a show of sportsmanship on the part of Kofi Kingston and Cryme Tyme.  Now that is something that we need to see more of in TFC."

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    we see a shot of the World Championship by the SmackDown announce table as King of the Dead's entrance music plays

     

    JR: "That's what it's all about: the World Championship.  King of the Dead was announced as the first man to enter the Scramble due to him ruining the tournament to determine the #1 contender for the World Championship here tonight.  Now let's go to the action."

     

    Justin: "The following contest is the World Championship Scramble match!  In this match, two men start in the ring, and another enters the match every five minutes.  Whoever gets the last pinfall or submission at the end of the 25 minutes will be the official World Champion.  Introducing first, King of the Dead!"

     

    King enters the ring

     

    Justin: "And introducing the individual who drew #2..."

     

    [John Cena's entrance music]

     

    Justin: "From West Newbury, MA, weighing in at 243 lbs., John Cena!"

     

    Cena comes to the ring, tosses his hat and shirt into the crowd, and doesn't wait for the ref to call for the bell to clock King in the jaw with a right hand.

     

    Cole: "And there's some payback for you, King."

     

    The match begins with King taking Cena down with a tackle, then starts reigning down right hands.  Cena pushes him of, then the two start trading rights.  Cena hits King with a fisherman's suplex, then goes for the first pin of the match: one... two.. kickout.  King gets up, then goes for the Twist of Death, but Cena reverse it into a bulldog.  King gets up, and Cena hits King with a flying shoulder tackle.  King gets up, then Cena hits King with another flying sholder tackle.  King gets up, and when Cena tries to go behind King, King hits Cena with a big boot.  King goes to the top rope to go for the Death Swanton, but Cena gets up and knocks Kings feet out from under him, causing King to fall in a compromising position.

     

    JR: "That can NOT feel good at all for King."

     

    Cole: "I hope he's not planning on having any kids in the near future."

     

    Cena climbs the turnbuckles and hits King with a superplex.  Before Cena can go for a pin, five minutes expire and Hitman619 comes running to the ring, hits Cena with a big splash, and goes for the pin: one... two... thr.. kickout.  Cena gets up and whips Hitman619 around, then hits a spinout powerbomb.  Cena signals for the 5-Knuckle Shuffle, then clotheslines King when he gets up while Cena goes for the Shuffle.  He hits Hitman619 with it, then signals for the FU.  King gets up first, so Cena hits King with the FU, then Hitman619 when he gets up.  Cena goes for the pin over King, but he kicks out at two.  Cena tries the same thing with Hitman619, but he kicks out at two as well.  Cena goes to lock in the STFU on King, but King blocks it.  Hitman619 gets up and hits Cena with a German suplex, then King hits Hitman619 with a Twist of Death.  King then climbs to the top rope and hits Cena with a Death Swanton and goes for the pin right as Stone Cold Steve Austin rushes to the ring as soon as ten minutes in the match expire: one... two... Austin breaks it up, then hits King with a Stunner.  Hitman 619 gets up, then Austin Stuns Hitman619.  Austin goes for the pin right before Cena locks King in the STFU: one... two... three!  Right after the three-count, King taps to the STFU, making Cena the interim World Champion.  Cena and Austin then start to trade right hands.  King gets up, then smashes Cena's and Austin's heads together.  Hitman619 gets up, pulls King's legs out from under him, then locks in the Sharpshooter.  Austin gets up and hits Hitman619 with a Stunner while the Sharpshooter is locked in.  King hits Austin with a Twist of Death as soon as King gets Hitman619 off of him, then Cena hits King with the FU, but King also hits Cena with a cutter while coming down.

     

    JR: "All four men are down and out, and that's the 15th minute, here comes the next challenger!"

     

    Mick Foley comes out and goes for a pin on Austin, but Austin kicks out at two.  Foley pins Hitman619, but again, only a two count.  Foley goes for a pin on Cena, but Cena kicks out at two.  Foley goes over to pin King, but Hitman619 gets up and hits Foley with a piledriver.  Austin gets up and goes for a Stunner on Hitman619, but Hitman619 pushes Austin off of him and into a Twist of Death from King.  Cena gets up then the three standing trade right hands.  Foley gets up, then joins in on the trade.  Austin gets up, then starts brawling with Foley.  King hits Hitman619 with a DDT before going for the Twist of Death on Cena.  Cena pushes King off into the brawl between Austin and Foley.  Hitman619 gets up, then hits Cena in the back of the head with an elbow.  Twenty minutes expire in the match, and Shawn Michaels comes out as Austin hits Foley with a Stunner and gets the three-count, making him the interim champion again.  HBK walks slowly to the ring as King hits Austin with the Twist of Death and gets the pinfall, making him the interim champion.  Hitman619 sets King up for the 619 and hits it, then hits the springboard splash on King for the pin and the interim championship.  Cena hits Hitman619 with the FU as soon as HBK climbs up onto the apron, and Cena pins Hitman619, making Cena the interim champion once again at 23:30.  HBK enters the ring, then hits Cena with Sweet Chin Music and goes for the pin: one... two... three!  HBK becomes the interim champion.

     

    Cole: "Now Shawn Michaels needs to hold on for another two minutes and he will retain the World Championship!"

     

    Foley gets up, then HBK starts pounding on Foley.  Austin gets up, then HBK turns his attention to the Texas Rattlesnake.  King and Hitman619 get up at the same time with one minute remaining, then HBK delivers Sweet Chin Music to Austin at 0:50, Foley at 0:45, King at 0:40, and Hitman619 at 0:35.  Cena gets up, then he and HBK trade rights.  Cena lifts HBK up for the FU at 0:25, and HBK slips out and goes for Sweet Chin Music at 0:20, but Cena ducks just as Foley gets up and turns into Sweet Chin Music with the remaining time 0:18.  Austin gets up and Cena hits him with the FU at 0:14, but HBK stops Cena from going for the pin by hitting Sweet Chin Music on Cena at 0:12.  Hitman619 gets up and trips HBK at 0:08, then locks in the Sharpshooter.  King slowly crawls over to Cena and covers him at 0:03.  The ref sees him at 0:02, then only gets to a count of two when the clock expires and the bell rings.

     

    Justin: "Here is your winner, and still the World Champion, Shawn Michaels!"

     

    HBK tries to get up, then Shelton Benjamin runs out with the Money in the Bank briefcase, then orders the ref to ring the bell to start a World Championship match.  The ref calls for the bell as soon as HBK gets to his feet using the ropes, then Benjamin goes for Paydirt, but HBK holds onto the ropes, then hits Benjamin with Sweet Chin Music and pins him: one... two... three!

     

    Justin: "Here is your winner, and still the World Champion, Shawn Michaels!"

     

    HBK gets up when SmackDown GM Michael Ayers and the Bella Twins walk out onto the stage.  Ayers has a mic and the Bellas are holding contracts.

     

    Ayers: "Benjamin, ever since I made that ruling, you went on a losing streak.  You even failed to cash in Money in the Bank successfully, I have no choice but to do this.  In other words, Benjamin, I've got two words for ya: you're fired.  Arlight, ladies, there's room for both of you on the SmackDown roster, so since you both refused to sign until there was room for both of you, here you go."

     

    The Bellas sign the contracts, then the three of them return to the back.

    2.8 (4 Ratings)

    SmackDown's Armageddon!!!

    Saturday, December 6, 2008, 02:35 AM MST [smackdown PPV]
    Posted By: Skitzo

                          

    (Jr:Hello Everyone and Welcome to SmackDowns ARMAGEDDON!!!!
    ...(Foley:Oh Boy!!! Jr Its gonna be a Huge night here tonight.....
    ...we are scheduled to see A 4-way ladder match for the T.V. Title....we're gonna see a 3-way tag team match in a Hell In A Cell for the Tag Team Titles......
    Our GM Skitzo and War's GM Ecie will face off with Extremes GM KingOf The Dead
    and Stephanie McMahon in a tag team match up.... also Stone Cold Steve Austin will go toe to toe with John Cena from Extreme in a Hardcore match.......Then in the Main Event... it will be The World Champion Shelton Benjamin defending his title against The National Champion and Undefeated on SmackDown.....Vladmir Kozlov!!!!.....
    (Jr:I Cant wait for the action ......soo lets get to the First match of the night!!!
    .........
    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

    1.)~~~~~~~Television Championship~~~~~~~~
               ~~~~~4-way Ladder match~~~~~
                          
    (Champ) Kofi Kingston~Vs~Cody Rhodes~Vs~Kaz~Vs~(Extreme)Jeff Hardy
    ..............
    The bell ings and right off the bat Kofi Kingston Charges towards Jeff Hardy
    and tries for the Trouble in Paradise!!!.....But No!!!!!!.....Jeff Hardy
    Ducks and Kofi connects with Kaz......Kaz goes flying back into the 
    bottom of the turnbuckle.....Hardy see's Kaz and Bounces off the 
    Second rope then Smashes his foot into Kaz's chest on the way down
    ...... Hardy Turns around into a closeline from Cody Rhodes!!!
    Rhodes gets up and Kofi Kingston hits a Russian Leg Sweep on him!!
    Kingston Gets up then bounces off the ropes and BOOM!!!BOOM!!!
    Kingston connects the double leg dropp across rhode's Chest!!!....
    Kofi  then goes to the outside and Gets his hands on the Ladder!!!.....He brings it in to the ring and Ohhh!!!! Right as Kofi stands up with the Ladder Jeff Hardy Droppkicks the ladder into Kofi's face!!!!.......Kofi falls back and the ladder lands on top of him!!....Jeff Hardy jumps over Kofi and Lands on the topp of the ladder....The other half flies up and OHHH!!!!...BUST'S KAZ WIDE OPEN!!!!........Hardy sets the Ladder up and starts to climb up......Hardy gets to the topp Then out of Nowhere....Cody Rhodes Slides in the ring and Kicks the ladder down!!!....Jeff Falls from the ladder and Lands right on the ropes.....Rhodes then Grabs Jeff by the head and dropps him with a big DDT!!!!.....Rhodes starts to set the ladder up......Kofi Kingston Jumps up onto the Turnbuckle and Oh!!!!,.....Nails Rhodes with a hude droppkick!!!....Kofi starts to climb up the ladder.....wait!!!! Its Kaz he's actually getting up .......Bleeding profusely from the head....Kaz started climbing the other side of the ladder......Kofi and Kaz are at the topp of the ladder and start trading punches 15 feet in the air!!!......Kofi threw a right hand But Kaz ducked down a little Then grabbed on to Kofi and OHHHHHHH!!!!!.....Kaz hits a FLUX COPASITOR from the topp of the ladder!!!!!....Both Kofi and Kaz lay Lifeless.....Jeff Hardy gets up ...but so does Cody Rhodes.....Hardy Turns around and Rhodes put Jeff Up for another DDT ...But No!!! Jeff pushes Rhodes back then Ohhh!!! TWIST OF FATE!!!......Hardy gets up then starts to climb the ladder........Hes at the topp.........He's got his Hands on it.....It looks like Hardy is taking the T.V. Title to Extreme!!!.....OHHH!!!!!!.......Kaz Grabbed the bottom of the ladder and it started to tip over.......But before it could Fall.....WOW!!!!...Hardy Jumped off The ladde while it was falling and Nailed Rhodes with a Swanton Bomb!!!!.........Kaz gets in the ring and tries to Climb up the ladder.......He Gets Half way then Hardy starts to climb up the other side......Kofi gets back in the ring and hes got another ladder......He sets it up right next to the other ladder......Kaz and Hardy are fighting for the title They both have their hands on it!!!....Wait Kofi Kingston is at the topp of the ladder next to them.....OHHH!!!! TROUBLE IN PARADISE to both Hardy and Kaz from Kfi 15 feet high!!!!!.....all three men lay Motionless......Oh No!!!!....Cody Rhodes gets up  .....he climbs the ladder........He's at the topp.......Cody Rhodes grabs the title and is the winner!!!!
    YOUR WINNER AND NEW....T.V. CHAMPION...CODY RHODES!!
    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

    2.)~~~~~~~~~Tag Team Championships~~~~~~~~~~
                 ~3-way Hell in A Cell Elimination Tag Match~
                                

    (Champs)Crazy Samoans Umaga&Manu~Vs~Rated RKO Randy Orton & Edge ~Vs~ Goldberg & Bret Hart
    .......
    The Cell is covering the ring and all three teams are eyeballing eachother.......The bell rings and......
    ...
    Manu kicks Goldberg in the stomach and Goldberg goes to one Knee.......Then Orton comes flying in and Connects a big right foot across the temple of Goldberg..........Umaga then goes after Hart throwing rights and left into Hart's body.......Edge then started teaming up with Orotn kicking away at Goldberg.....
    Umaga and Manu double team Hart by throwing him into the ropes then Umaga Threw a Samoan Spike to Harts Stomach and Manu hits a closeline across Harts Neck!!!.....Manu goes for the pin on Hart....1..2...No!!! Hart Kicks out.......Edge then opens the cell door.....Orton then grabs Goldberg and throws Goldberg through the door.........Edge grabs a chair from ringside and Orton put Goldbergs head up against the Cell.......OHHH!!!! Edge connects the chair to Goldbergs head against the cell !!!!.......Orton puts Goldbergs head back up against the cell......OHHH!!!! Edge again smashes the chair into Goldbergs head against the cell!!!........In the ring Manu and Umaga have Hart trapped....Manu holds Hart up against the Turnbuckle......Ohhh!!! Umaga comes from acroos the ring and smashes his body into Hart....Hart falls to the floor......Manu picks Hart up and hold him for Umaga.......Umaga tries for the Samoan Spike!!!!...Ohh Nooo!!!! Hart Ducks and Umaga connects it on Manu........Manu falls to the mat....Umaga then swings at Hart...Hart ducks and Hits Umaga with a Low-Blow!!!!......Hart crawls outside of the ring.....then crawls out the cell door.......Edge and Orton continue beating on Goldberg.......Then Ohhh!!!!! From behind Its Bret Hart....hes got a chair and he nails Orton over the head!!!!....Edge sees Hart and Takes off and starts climbing up the side of the Cell!!!.......Hart chases after Edge and Throws the Chair to the topp.....Hart and Edge make it up at the same time......Hart grabs the chair But Edge Kicks Hart in the Gut!!!.......(The Fans in the arena are going crazy for the two men on topp of the cell).........Hart lifts the chair again to hit Edge but Edge Again kicks Hart in the gut!!........Hart one more time lifts the chair and swings it at Edge But Edge ducks and kicks Hart behind the knee ....Hart falls on topp of the cell.....Edge then takes the chair and swings it at Hart......Ohhh!!!! He knocks Hart out cold !!!.... .........Orton starts to climb up the side of the cell.....But wait!!!!! Goldberg climbs up halfway and grabs Orton He slams Ortons head off the Cell and Orton bounces back and off the cell!!!! but he brings Goldberg with him....Ohhhh!!!!! They both go through the announcers table!!!!
    Manu and Umaga both get up and exit the cell door.......Umaga climbs up the cell and soo does Manu.......Edge sees Manu and Umaga get to the topp and Grabs the chair and Smashes it over Manu's fingers!!!!...Manu falls back off the Cell and crashes into the other announcers table!!!!...Umaga gets up and starts to Hit Edge with body shots at the topp of the cell......Edge dropps the chair and falls over......Hart gets up and grabs Umaga from behind.....Umaga throws a Samoan Spike at Hart...Hart ducks!!!....Hart then grabbed Umaga by the head and hit him with a DDT on topp of the cell!!!!.....Hart then puts Umaga in the sharpshooter!!!....Umaga taps out on the topp of the cell!!!!!(Umaga Eliminated).....Hart gets uo and OHHH!!!! Edge SPEARS Hart on topp of the cell......Edge goes for the cover...1...2...3...(Bret Hart Eliminated)......Orton Gets up and sees Goldberg still lifeless through the table.....He goes for the cover....1...2...No!!!! OMG!!! Goldberg kicks out!!!.....Orton backs up and stalks Goldberg ....Goldberg gets to his Knees....Orton runs up on Goldberg and goes for a Huge Kick to the temple!!!....But No!!! Goldberg SPEARS Orton!!!!.......Goldberg covers Orton......1....2....3...(Orton Eliminated)....... Edge climbs down the side of the cell......
    Goldberg Turns around into a Samoan BackDropp from Manu on the hard floor!!!!!...Manu goes for the cover....1...2...3..(Goldberg Eliminated).......WAIT....UH-OH!!!...Edge comes running at Manu for a spear!!!....But Ohhh!!!! Manu Reverses Edge with a Tornado Slam onto the Hard Floor.....Manu goes for the cover....1....2....3.....(Edge eliminated)
    LADIES AND GENTLEMEN ......THE LAST MAN STANDING!!!!....MANU......
    YOUR WINNERS AND STILL....TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS....THE CRAZY SAMOANS....UMAGA AND MANU!!!!!
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    3.)~~~~~~~Hardcore Match~~~~~~~~~~~~
    ~(SmackDown) Steve Austin ~Vs~ (Extreme) John Cena~
    .......
    Both men came to the middle of the ring........Austin and Cena go Eye to Eye......The bell rings and Cena throws a big right hand ...Austin ducks and pushes Cena back into the Turnbuckle.....Austin started kickin away at Cena's gut.....1..2...3...4..5..6..7..8..9.....Austin backs up...Flipps Cena off ....10.........Austin Picks Cena up and throws him into the ropes.....Cena comes back at Austin and knocks him down with a shoulder Block!!!.....Cena then Picked Austin up......(Cena waves his hand in front of his face)...YOU CANT SEE ME!!!!!!.......Cena threw a Right hand and Knocked Austin back into the ropes Austin came back and Cena scoop slams him!!!.....Cena then pumps up the shoes......(Again waves his hand)You Cant See Me!!......Cena bvounces off the ropes comes back and....5-knuckle shuffel!!!!!.....with Austin down...Cena started to climb the turnbuckle......Austin started to stand up......Cena jumps off the turnbuckle and nails Austin with a big leg dropp from the topp!!!......Cena then goes to the outside and grabs a Table.......Cena throws the table into the ring......Cena gets in the ring and sets the Table up......Cena turns around and Austin kicks Cena in the Gut....he tries for a stunner!!!!.....Cena throws Austin into the ropes Austin comes back at Cena and Cena Belly-To Belly suplexes Austin throught the table!!!!!.......Cena goes for the cover....1...2...No!!!! Austin Kicks out!!!.....Cena picks Austin and lifts him up fpr the F-U!!!........Hes got him on his shoulders......Austin throws elbows into Cena's temple....Cena dropps Austin.......Austin bounces off the ropes and Nails Cena with a HUGE CLOSELINE!!!!......Austin picks Cena up and throws him to the outside of the ring.....Austin Then grabs Cena by the head and throws him into the baracade!!......Then grabs Cena and tosses him into the steel steps!!!....Austin Then gets a chair from the announcers table.......Austin Bashes the chair into Cena's head.....Ohh!!!! He does it again!!!!!......Austin picks Cena Up and throws him into the Turnbuckle pole!!!>...wait Cena reverses it and Throws Austins head into the pole!!!.......Cena gets back in the ring......Austin grabs the chair and follows......Cena starts kickin Austin in the head before he can get up....Cena grabs The cahair and when Austin gets up OHHH!!!!! Cena bashes it over Austins head!!!!.......Cena goes for the cover....1...2...No!!!! Austin kicks out......Cena then locks in the STFU!!!!.......Austin screams in Agony.....!!!.....Austin struggles but gets to the ropes!!!!........Cena picks Austin up and lifts him up for the F-U....he gets him on his shoulders.....WAIT .....ITS STING!!!!!..........He cracks his black ball bat over Cena's head!!!!.....Cena dropps Austin and falls back!!!!......Austin Turns Cena around and OHHH!!!!! STUNNER!!!!!....Austin goes for the cover....1....2...3...!!!
    YOUR WINNER ..STONE COLD STEVE AUSTIN......
    (Sting enters the ring and Cracks the bat over Austins head)
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    (Jr: WOW Its been a great night soo far.....but im getting word that The Coach Is Backstage with Gm Skitzo
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    (The Coach:....Soo Skitzo.....tonight you and Wars GM Ecie will take on Extremes GM King Of The Dead.....and Stephanie McMahon.......what is your strategy tonight...??

    (Skitzo:....HaHa...Coach you know what.... i know what im gonna do ....Im gonna beat the living hell out of King Of The Dead!!!.....
    And well as for Stephanie McMahon.....why dont you just ask my very special guest.......Ecie!........
    (Ecie:Coach......tonight Stephanie McMahon will wonder why she ever got herself involved with this War......after facing the likes of me and Skitzo......Steph and King Of The Dead will know.....That they made the biggest mistake of their lives by Screwing with us!!!.......See ya in the ring.....
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    4.)(SmackDown Gm)Skitzo&(War Gm)Ecie~Vs~(Extreme Gm)King Of The Dead & Stephanie McMahon
    ........
    Ecie and Stephanie started the match off by Stephanie Slapping Ecie Right across the Face......Ecie just laughs then Knocks Steph silly upside the head!!!........Steph Falls back and tags in King Of The Dead!!......King Of The Dead gets in the ring and wait for Ecie to Tag in Skitzo......But Ecie wont tag Skitzo.......King of the Dead yells"WHAT THE HELL....ARE YOU DOING".......Ecie walks right up to King Of The Dead and Kicks him right between the legs!!!!.......The referee yells at Ecie....He goes to call for the bell.....Skitzo yells out to the ref..."HEY!!!....IM THE GM......THIS IS A NO DQ MATCH"......King Of The Dead falls to his Knees.....Ecie then tags in Skitzo....Skitzo lines up across the ring and......Boots King of the Dead right in the Head!!!.....Skitzo jumps onto the ropes and Bounces off right onto King Of The Deads Head for a Big Leg Dropp!!!........Skitzo then tries for a SuperKick!!!...But King Of The Dead Ducks then Kicks Skitzo between the legs then yells"HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT!!!!".........Skitzo falls to his knees....King of the dead Hits him with a DDT!!.....King Of The Dead goes to the topp for a Death Swanton.....He Dives He Misses!!!!!!........Skitzo Moves out of the way.....Skitzo gets up and Hits King Of The Dead with a UnPrettier!!!!...Skitzo goes for the cover......WAIT ...WHAT THE HELL!!!!...ITS FROSTY!!!.......Frost comes into the ring with a chair and Bashes Skitzo in the Head with it.......Skitzo is layed out......Stephanie goes across the ring and sprays something into Ecie's eyes.....King Of The Dead tries to cover Skitzo ...the ref goes for the cover....1.....2.....WHAT!!??!....THE REF HAS BEEN PULLED OUT OF THE RING!!!.........King of the dead looks but sees nobody....He goes towards the ropes and Leans over them Its McMahon 101!!!!.......He Nails King Of The Dead over the Head with a chair!!!!!.....King Of The Dead falls back......Skitzo rolls him up ....1....2...3....!!!!!!
    Your Winners.....SKITZO & ECIE!!!!!!!!
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    5.~~~~~~~~~~~MAIN EVENT~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
    ~~~~~~~~~WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP~~~~~~~~~~~~
                          

    (Champ) Shelton Benjamin~~Vs~~Vladmir Kozlov
    ......
    Benjamin wasted no time as he rushed Kozlov and Nails him with a SUPER KICK!!!!!!!......Benjamin goes for the cover....1...2.....NO!!!! Kozlov barely kicks out!!!!!.....Shelton Looks in shock to how close he came to being the first to beat Kozlov so quickly........Benjamin gets up and bounces off the ropes...He comes back towards Kozlov and Nails Kozlov with a BIG BOOT while Kozlov was getting to his feet!!!.......Benjamin Jumps up onto the ropes and Flipps back and Delevers a Moonsault to Kozlov......goes for the cover...1..2..No!!!!....Benjamin waits for Kozlov to get to his Feet....as soon As Kozlov got to his feet Benjamin Bounced back off the ropes and tried for a closeline but Kozlov Just picked up Benjamin and SLAMMED him into the mat!!!.....Kozlov Picks Benjamin up and SLAMS him back into the mat .....Kozlov picks Benjamin up and throws him into the turnbuckle....Kozlov Then delivered a HUGE BODY SPLASH in the corner!!!!......Kozlov then took Benjamin and thrrew him into the ropes......Benjamin came back and Kozlov went for a closeline But No!! Benjamin Ducks....Benjamin Jumps onto the Turnbuckle!!!......He flips backwards off the topp and hits Kozlov with a reverse DDT!!!!.....Benjamin goes for the cover...1...2...No!!!! Kozlov Kicks out!!!......Benjamin lines up across the ring ......Kozlov Gets Up and Benjamin goes for another SuperKick!!! But No!!!! Kozlov Ducks ....Kozlov Bounces off the ropes and OHHHH!!!!! He hits Benjamin with the Massive HEAD BUTT!!!!.....Kozlov goes for the cover....1...2....No!!! OMG...Benjamin Kicks out............Kozlov Looks furious that Benjamin just kicked out!!!!....Kozlov sits back and awaits Benjamin to get up......Benjamin Gets Up.....Kozlov goes for the Head Butt again!!!! OHHH!!!! He connect again!!!.....Kozlov goes for the cover....1...2...WHAT!!!!.....Benjamin gets his foot up on the ropes before the 3-count!!!!!......Kozlov goes crazy and starts yelling at the referee....(COUNT FASTER)............Kozlov turns aorund into a SUPERKICK!!!!......Kozlov Dropps to the mat......Benjamin goes up to the Turnbuckle and Jumps down with a Moonsault!!!.....Ohhh!!! He Connects!!!.....Benjamin goes for the cover...1...2...No!!!!.......Kozlov kicks out.........Benjamin Looks like he doesnt know what to do to beat the Moscow Mauler.........Benjamin Bounces off the ropes And Kozlov tries for the Head Butt again But OHHH!!!! Benjamin moves and Kozlov Nails the ref with the Head Butt!!.....Kozlov turns around right into the GOLD-RUSH!!!.......
    Benjamin goes for the cover...............The ref is out cold.........The ref slowly crawls towards Benjamin to count...............Finally..........1.............2............No!!!!! Kozlov kicks out of the slow count!!!!.......Benjamin closed his eyes and Couldnt believe that he didnt get the 3-count........Benjamin Picks Kozlov up and Goes for the T-Bone suplex But No!!!!...Kozlov Pushes Benjamin into the Ropes...Benjamin bounces back...Kozlov goes for the BIG HEAD BUTT!!!!.....But OHHH!!!!!! SUPERKICK FROM BENJAMIN!!!!!........Benjamin picks Kozlov up and goes for the GOLD-RUSH!!!!!...But  Kozlov pushes Benjamin into the ropes Benjamin comes back for a SUPER KICK!!!!....NO!!!!.....Kozlov Ducks...bounces off the ropes and Naild Benjamin with the HUGE HEAD BUTT!!!!......Kozlov goes for the cover....1...2....3...!!!!!!!!!!!
    YOUR WINNER AND NEW....WORLD CHAMPION!!!!!VLADMIR KOZLOV!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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    (Jr: OMG!!!...I Cant believe it.....we have a new WORLD CHAMPION!!!!!....KOZLOV HAS BEAT SHELTON BENJAMIN!!!!!......THATS ALL THE TIME WE HAVE FOR YOU TONIGHT FOLKS!!!!!.....TUNE IN THIS FRIDAY TO SEE HOW ALL THIS WILL UNFOLD!!!!!!!!!THANKS AND GOODNIGHT!!!!

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