The arena, once dark, is now filled with light.  Just then......CBM's music hits as he comes to the ring.  Maryse is by his side.  He is carrying the Royal GM briefcase.

 

He gets in the ring as the crowd boos with all their might.  He starts to talk.

CBM: "Now what happened last week was a disgrace to this company.  It was a disgrace to me and it should be a disgrace to all of you.....but all of you are too stupid to realize that."  The fans boo.  "Yeah that's right.  You see, a person who QUIT this company.....quit because he couldn't handle the truth....he couldn't handle that he was getting insulted by me.  I guess I insulted him once to many times.  But he left....but then decides to come back.  What is that?  I am sorry but this isn't the WWE.  It shouldn't have happened to Jeff in that company and it shouldn't happen to Skitzo.  You realize he tainted this company?  Basically it's saying.....Yeah I can leave....but no matter what I did in my life, no matter how bad it is, I can come back.  THAT IS NOT WHAT A COMPANY IS ABOUT!  That is the problem with the 101 family.  Sadly Shane got taken out last week....and McMahon 101 the week before.  But we can't have this keep happening to TFC.....so once the 101 family is eliminated.....it will be clear of viruses....but until then....this company will be tarnished."  The fans are at a steady boo now.  CBM loves it.  "Now as you can see.....Maryse is standing beside me.  She hasn't been on OWC for quite awhile....but who can blame her?  I mean 101 ran it and no one wanted to be on.  Since I basically own this, she is more than welcome to be on, and we are more than welcome to have her."

Maryse: "That's right, the women who made history on Xtreme and on War is now showing up on OWC.  I am not going to wrestle for you ungrateful people....but I will show my face so all of you can dream that you can look like me."

CBM: "That is so true Maryse.  I mean people envy your looks.....THEY ENVY IT!"  Just then CBM grabs a hold of Maryse....and they go ahead and kiss.  They go and go.....BUT WAIT.....just then Bret Hart's music comes on.  They stop kissing.  He walks to the ring.  The fans still boo.  He starts to talk.

Hart: "You are the one CBM that makes me sick to my stomach.  YOU ARE THE ONE!"

CBM: "Whoa....what did I do?"

Hart: "SHUT UP!  You know exactly what I did.  I mean if you paid attention to OWC last week, you would understand.  I even cut off camera time that someone else was going to have just so I can take it for myself....and I believe that camera time was for.....THE NWO?  You see, I don't understand your ego.  We can call tell you aren't the best owner.....not even the best GM.  At least when King of the Dead was GM....he made me champion.  At least when 101 was here.....he gave me matches and time on the show.  But what do you do?  I get drafted to your show back in the summer....and you go ahead and trade me away.  I didn't even have one DAMN match on your show.  You didn't even want anyone for me.  You make me sick.  Now that you become the head man....I haven't had a match at all.  I am the Best there is, the Best there was....."

CBM: "Yeah, and so am I!  If you forgot....I beat you for that phrase LONG time ago."

Hart: "CBM, don't mess with me.  I want matches....I want action."

CBM: "Well if you are hinting at action with Maryse....you certainly aren't getting that."  CBM and Marsye laugh.  Hart then SLAPS the face of CBM.

Hart: "I am the Excellence of Execution!"

CBM: "Well I will personally Execute your Excellence in the ring if you do NOT step off!"  Just then music plays and SKITZO....SKITZO comes out on stage.

Skitzo: "Man CBM, when people called you a grumpy old man, I thought they were joking."  CBM does a sarcastic laugh.

CBM: "OH look kids.....YOUR HERO is here!  It's.....a...da.....da....Skitzo!  Was that right Skitzo....sorry, talking to you is hard to do.  I guess those Jeff Hardy bangs in bed are catching up to you aren't they?"

Skitzo: "So original.  I mean did you go to your boyfriend Maryse for that comeback?"  The crowd laughs.

Maryse: "I am sorry....but these are REAL.....ALL REAL!  Ask CBM as he would know."

Skitzo: "Yeah, he would know....then he can tell us if his are real or not."  The crowd laughs again.  "But enough of that now.  CBM, you are the owner of TFC....the top of the top....the BIG man around campus.....don't you want to make everyone happy?  I mean that is your job.  So why not make Bret Hart happy?"

CBM: "I don't listen to you or anyone.  I don't care if people are happy.....as long as Maryse and I are happy...that's all that matters."

Skitzo: "Of course you would be looking out for your man."

Maryse: "That's enough!"

Skitzo: "Yeah, I am sorry.....I don't want to pop a boob, I MEAN, gasket!"

CBM: "FINE SKITZO....FINE!  Tonight....it's going to be....."  Hart interrupts.

Hart: "Whoa...I'm not done yet with my complaints.  I got CUT off last week in my interview."

CBM: "You weren't even suppose to have that interview....so I can care less."

Hart: "WAIT.....I got cut off by an American.  An American who thinks the U.S is better than anywhere else.  I got cut off by KURT ANGLE!  We all know Canada is the best in the world....just like me."

CBM: "Fine....FINE.....tonight it's going to be......Skitzo, Painkiller, and Kurt Angle vs. Bryant, Saleem, and Bret Hart!"

Hart: "NO, NO, NO, NO, NO!!!!!!  I am not teaming up with Bryant.  Not that idiot.  Truly, he is an idiot.  He can't spell Flaming....as in The Flaming Money.  He can't spell the simple word.....coming.  He has a problem.  He needs to go back to 5^th grade.  I past 5^th grade when I was 2 years old."

CBM: "Well Hart....if you don't listen to me.....I will execute your excellence...and your JOB!"  Skitzo, CBM, Maryse, and Bret Hart look on at each other.  Skitzo smiles, Hart is furious....and CBM is smirking.  (Commercial)

Eric: "We are back here on OWC.  This got so explosive in the beginning....that I have no idea how we can improve that.  It was so intense."

Heyman: "It sure was and we got word that we have a 6 man tag match tonight.  But before that....we have other matches to get to."

• 1. The Flaming Money and Tha Truth vs. The King of Kings and StreetHawk

Heyman: "This is surely an interesting match.  I mean last week we say The Flaming Money attack his own teammate.....The King of Kings.  Now they are on opposite sides.  Wonder how this is going to play out."

The four are in the ring as the bell sounds.  Money and King start out.  As soon as the bell rings.....King runs to Money in rage.  He picks him up and then slams him down on his back.  He jumps on him and punches his face.  Money rolls him off.  Both get up and King goes for a closeline....but Money ducks and runs in the ropes.  He comes back and King turns around.....BAM....a high knee to the chest and head of Money.  He falls.  Money gets back up.....but King throws him in the corner.  He runs to Money....but WOW....Money moves out of the way at the last second.  He grabs King by behind and.....back suplex.  Money then goes for a pin: 1-2-OH!  Both get up and Money kicks him in the gut.  He picks him up.....WHOA....backbreaker!  Money TAGS Tha Truth.  He comes running in and picks King up.  He does a standing dropkick.....WOW.  Both get up and Truth throws him in the ropes.....he comes back.....and Truth does a flying closeline.  Truth quickly gets up and climbs the corner.  King gets up.......GOOD GOD.....Truth flies for a cross body.....but King moved out of the way.  King TAGS StreetHawk.  Hawk rushes in as King gets up but he's holding his gut.

Hawk does a right hand to him.....then another.  He throws him in the ropes.  Truth comes back......BUT OH.....he ducks a closeline by Hawk.  Hawk turns around.....GOOD GOD.....Super Kick.  Hawk's upper body goes back but he still has his footing.  Truth rushes towards Money.....BUT LOOK......just as he is about to tag......Money dropped off the arpon and backed up.  Truth is confused.  He turns around.....OH.....a kick in the gut from Hawk.  Hawk lifts him up on his shoulders....his front facing up and......Destiny Call (Slammed front first on the mat).  Hawk covers: 1-2-3!  Winner: The King of Kings and StreetHawk

Both leave the ring while Truth is still lying there.  Just then Money comes in the ring.  He goes up to Truth's face.  "YOU THINK I WANT TO BE HERE WITH YOU?".....says Money.  Just then Money picks him up.....twists around his arm and stands on his side and......GOOD GOD.....Forward Russian Legsweep!  His head bounces off the canvas and he lies motionless.  (Commercial)

The camera is in the back with Ultimate Warrior.

Warrior: "I am here with.....The Flaming Money.  Now Money, you have attacked your teammates the past 2 weeks, not to mention that they are both different people.  One question....WHY?"

Money: "I can tell you why.  You see, I am not the talent you should put as tag team contender.  I made an impact here when I came....and I will continue to do that.  I came here with AM Punk, yes he did beat me in character of the week when we debuted at the same time, but that doesn't give you any money, so who cares?  I am all about the money.....as I said.....my shoes are worth more than your house.  I want to make something very clear to CBM.....I am not tag teaming anymore.  It's time for singles.....one reason is because I deserve it....another reason......well you get more money.  I need more money in my life and less friends in my life.  Friends only take what's good for ya....and to me....that's money!"

• 2. King of the Dead vs. Ssj5vin

Eric: "Since King made his return, he has made quite an impact.  First he wins the TFC 24/7 Title, he then goes on and represents OWC in a GREAT War show this week and WON!  Yeah, he won it for OWC.  Then he has got everyone talking on the forums.  But with rewards, come risks.  Last week it was a 3-1 Handicap match.  It was King vs. SS, Xtremeonelita, and Tha Truth.  King one that but SS ran out with his belt at the end of the match.  King is furious and wants his title back...and I think he is going to get it."

King, already in the ring, waits for SS.  The crowd is booing King just for standing there.  Then SS comes out.  The crowd boos also, but very little cheer.  He has King's title over his shoulder.  He has a cocky smile on his face.  He comes to the ring.....WAIT.....just then King grabs the ropes....jumps over them....GOOD GOD....lands right on SS for a crossbody.  The match didn't even start yet.  King gets up and then gets SS up.  He throws him in the steel steps.....BAM!  They go flying.  King then goes to him....picks him up......and rolls him in the ring.  The bell sounds.

King covers: 1-2-NO!  Wow...that was close.  King gets SS up and does a vertical suplex.  King gets up....slowly bounces off the ropes....and drops a knee right on the head of SS.  King gets up again....slowly bounces off the opposing ropes.....goes to SS.....GOOD GOD.....steps on the head of SS so hard!  SS screams and rolls in pain as he is holding his head.  King gloats and the fans hate it.  "That's what you get for taking my title you FOOL!"  King gets SS up....but WAIT...SS pushes King back and....BAM....dose a right hand.  He then does another.  SS runs into the ropes....he come back.....BUT OH....a huge boot to the chest of SS makes him fall instantly.  King laughs.  He gets SS up....kick in the gut.....Twist of Fate!  King goes to the top rope.  He's about to jump....but then thinks.  NO....he decides....and goes outside and grabs a chair.  He brings it in the ring.  SS has wobbly legs but stands up.  He turns to King.....NOOOO......King swings for the fences....but OH....SS ducks.  King drops the chair.  Just then SS kicks King in the gut.....DDT ON THE CHAIR!  Ding, Ding, Ding!  Winner: King of the Dead

SS doesn't care anymore and smashes away on King's head making him bleed.  WAIT....out of nowhere....Xtremeonelita comes out from the crowd.  She goes by the announcer's table....picks up the TFC 24/7 Title....and runs up the ramp and backstage with it.  Just then  SS sees her run away.  He gets up and looks at her.  Just then he turns......KICK from a standing, bloody King.....Twist of Fate ON THE CHAIR!  King sits up on the mat and looks right in a camera.  He slowly licks his lips that are covered with blood.  (Commercial)

The camera is backstage, in CBM's 5 star office.  He is saying....is it ready....is it?  He then begins to talk.

CBM: "Finally.  Now I got cut off and was interrupted by mindless people at the beginning of this show.  I never had disrespect like that.  I mean I am the chairman of this company.....I have more power than anyone and I get treated like this?  NO!  Then after the commercial break....I told Heyman, Paul Heyman, to say I am backstage with a camera and have something to say.  I yelled right in his ear...but what does he do?  He goes and announces a match.  He makes me sick!  So with that being said, I have more announcements to make.  Now last week I issued a challenge to the TFC locker room.  I said that I am having an open challenge to say star in TFC.  All they need to do is make a thread in The Fan's Voice forum....but what happens....NO ONE DID IT!  It completely shows that EVERYONE is scared of me.  It shows that NO one wants to be taken out of their career just yet.  I retired King of the Dead....I can surely retire anyone else."  Just then King of the Dead barges in the door.

King: "Did I hear you correctly?  YOU retired me?  Why yes you did....for a bit.  But look whose back.  I am better than ever.....my back is still in bad shape....it might not ever be 100%.....but I am here."

CBM: "Yes you are....now get the HELL out of my office or you will be FIRED....and I can do that you know!"  King looks at him and then says....

King: "Okay, I need to find someone anyway."  He slowly walks away still looking at CBM.

CBM: "Anyway, since no one wanted to face me, I have a day off.  It's sad that I am too good for everyone.  But one last thing before I forget as I was interrupted AGAIN!  There needs to be consequences for that.  I have an update on Sami.  Now Sami faced in the horrific Torture Chain of Horror Match.  She plummeted 15 feet and went through the announcer's table....then hitting concrete floor.  Sami was out last week to be further evaluated....and this week I am here to announce....that she will be out for some time with injuries she obtained.  She broke a rib and broke a bone in her arm.  She is out....but the NWO will move on.  With that being said.....there will be measures taken as to who shot me.  I been holding it off for long enough.  I got the evidence....and I got the possible suspects.  Everyone should be scared.....EVERYONE!"

 vs.

• 3. AM Punk (Champ) vs. Sharona

Eric: "This has been quite a story....for the 2 of them.  First Sharona has the heart of The Real King of Kings.  Rumors are going around about her relationship with the NWO and what she truly thinks about it.  Not only that, we know her relationship with Punk....as she goes and completely disrespects him day after day on the forums.  Punk is committed to bring himself up in OWC and show all of the main stars here that he does mean business.  One that he has his eyes on is Sharona.  He defeated her boyfriend King last week.....and then attacked her.  Now she can get revenge.....but will Punk still continue his undefeated streak?"

Both stars are in the ring as the bell sounds.  Both walk up to each other.....and tie up.....but Punk kicks Sharona in the gut and she falls on her knees.  Punk chuckles....then backs up.....AND OH....does a low dropkick right to her face.  She bends back as still kneeling.  Her head hits the mat while her legs are still under her.  Punk gets up and is beside her.  She then lifts her torso up....and kneels again.  Just then.....WOW....a side kick right to Sharona's chest.  You can hear the SMACK!  She screams in pain and she gets up and waits in the corner.  Punk goes to the opposing side....runs to her.....GOOD GOD....a jumping knee to her chest.  He screams in victory and then grabs her head....and bulldog....but she pushes him away.  He turns to her...but she lifts him up....atomic drop.  He holds his parts....but she lifts him up again....atomic drop.  He is in pain.  Just then she lifts him up......ATOMIC DROP.  He jumps up and down in pain.  Sharona then closelines him.  Punk gets up and gets closelined again.  He is up again and she throws him in the ropes.  He comes back and she does a flying forearm....BUT OH.....Punk ducks and she flies and falls to the mat face first.  Punk turns her around, having her lay on her back.  He grabs her legs......OH....catapult!  She goes chest first into the corner.  She walks backwards....and he grabs her for a roll up: 1-2-OH!

Both get up but Sharona does a armdrag on Punk.  Both get up and she does it again.  Both get up....BUT THIS TIME.......GOOD GOD ALMIGHTY.....Punk does a roundhouse kick to the head of Sharona.......SHE FALLS!  Punk runs up to her....jumps in the air....goes back-first right on her chest!  He then covers: 1-2-NO!  Punk can't believe it.  Just then The Real King of Kings comes down the ramp.  Punk looks on at him.  He then turns to Sharona.....NOOOOO......Sweet Chin Music!  She covers: 1-2-OH!!!!!  Sharona and King can't believe it.  She gets up and asks King what to do next.  While he tells her to hit him with another....Punk stands up.  She turns.....SWEET CHIN MUSIC.....but Punk catches her leg......spins her around.....and then picks her up on his shoulders.  He walks to the middle of the ring......GTH (Knee to face).  Punk covers: 1-2-3!  Winner: AM Punk

King slightly rolls in the ring and grabs Sharona.....pulls him out of the ring and walks her up the ramp.  Punk gets a mic.

Punk: "So Sharona, you want to tell me what you think of me now?  Come on.....TELL ME!  Wait...you can't because you can't speak....BECAUSE OF ME!  You listen to me.....I will show one by one to ALL OF YOU that I deserve respect.  I will show each one of you.  I showed The Real King of Kings....Sharona....JYP.  I will show Poison, Saleem, and Bryant.  I will continue my path and you will see.....that I will burn you in hell!"

The camera goes back to Linda McMahon 101.  She is walking backstage with guards all around her.  JUST THEN....the lights go out....the lights come on in the hallway....and all of the guards are knocked out.  Linda is standing in the middle.  She is scared and very nervous.  Just then the lights go out again....they come back on.....POISON!  Poison has Linda in his arm as he walks down the hallway.  Where he was lays his black bat.  He continues to walk until he is off camera.

Eric: "Did you see that?  Well McMahon 101...check.  Shane....check.  Linda....now check!  Hahaha....this is getting easier every week."

Heyman: "Speaking about Poison....he has his match next."

• 4. The Wrestling Machines (Captain Pwnage & Shaun) vs. Poison and The Real King of Kings

Eric: "Well se seen King before but I really wonder if his tag team partner is going to make it on account they are facing the undefeated team of The Wrestling Machines."

The Wrestling Machines are in the ring.  The Real King of Kings comes out as the fans boo.  He has an NWO shirt on.  He is still thinking about Sharona.  Just then.....the lights go out.....AND ALREADY IN THE RING.....Poison WITH his black bat.

 

Heyman: "How in the world did he do that?"

Eric: "He has powers.....don't question them."

King gets outside and Shaun does too.  The bell sounds and Poison and Captain lock up.  Both are pushing each other....but Poison pushes Captain back in a corner.  The ref counts.  Poison backs away....then slaps Captain across the face.  He gets angry.....so ducks behind Poison....grabs him from behind.....WOW....german suplex!  Captain gets up and stomps on Poison.  The ref has to push him off of Poison.  Captain gets him up....but Poison hits him with a strong right hand.  He throws Captain in the ropes....he comes back and.....WHOA....back body drop.  Captain gets up but Poison throws him in the corner.  He runs to him.....BOOM...a big splash!  Poison then drags him to the center of the ring.....body slam!  Poison goes and.....TAG King.  He goes up to the second rope.  He flies.....GOOD GOD....drops a right hand right on the head of Captain.  He covers: 1-2-OH!  Both get up....but Captain kicks King in the gut and....swinging neckbreaker!  Captain slowly crawls....so does King......TAG ON BOTH TEAMS.  Both stars rush in.  They hit right after right at each other.  But Poison does it more rapidly.  He then throws Shaun in the ropes....he comes back....but Shaun....GOOD GOD......SPEAR!  He speared Poison!  He covers: 1-2-NO!  Shaun locks on a headlock.  Poison is losing oxygen....but then fights out of it.  He gets to his feet and hits elbows to Shaun to release it.

Poison runs into the ropes.....runs to Shaun....but Shaun ducks the closeline from Poison.  Both run the other way in the ropes.....both turn around......NO.....The Poison Knife (Pump Kick)!  Poison goes to cover: 1-2-CAPTAIN BREAKS!  He pushes Poison off of him.  He gets Poison up.....kicks him in the gut.....Pwnage Bomb (Gutwrench Powerbomb).  Captain then goes to his corner.  Shaun is crawling.....TAG.  NOOOO.....Poison is crawling....TAG!  Both rush in.....King tries for a closeline....but Captain ducks it.....he continues to run....but WAIT....Poison is on his feet and has the bat at hand.  BASH, BAM, SMASH......hits Captain right across the head of it!  Ding, Ding, Ding!  Just then Shaun comes in....but King turns sideways......The King Down (Super Kick).  Shaun falls to the mat.  Poison and King look on and raise their arms.

Eric: "They aren't raising their arms in victory....but raising it in success!"

Heyman: "The Wrestling Machines are STILL undefeated."  (Commercial)

• 5. Saleem (Champ), Bryant (Champ), & Bret Hart vs. Kurt Angle, Skitzo, & Painkiller

Heyman: "Now remember the rules people....if Bret Hart does NOT come out for this match....he will be FIRED!"  Kurt Angle, Painkiller and Skitzo come out.  They get a huge applause.  Skitzo gets the loudest one.  Then Saleem comes.  He gets booed.  Bryant comes and he gets booed more.  Just then....music plays.  NO BRET HART.  The music stops and plays again.....IT'S BRET HART!  "Oh, he's here!"

He comes to the ring as he looks disgusted.  He doesn't even get in the ring....but goes directly to his corner.  Bryant starts out....and Kurt Angle does.  The bell rings and both move around.  They go ahead and tie up....but Bryant kicks him in the gut.  Kurt falls to 1 knee.  Bryant pounds on his back.  He then picks Kurt up....throws him in the ropes.  He comes back and Bryant lifts him up and....OH.....Bearhug!  He already has it locked in.  Bryant is squeezing as Kurt is in pain.  Just then Kurt hits the head of Bryant.  Hits it a couple times and he drops Kurt.  Kurt kicks Bryant in the gut and then does hard rights that back him up in the corner.  Kurt continues the attack with punches and kicks.  He then grabs Bryant.....and throws him in the opposing corner.  Kurt runs to him....BUT OH....Bryant runs toward Kurt and......BAM, BASH, CLASH....both do a double shoulder block.  Both fall.  But it doesn't take long for both of them to get on their feet.  Kurt rushes to Bryant....grabs him......belly to belly suplex!  Kurt yells as the fans cheer.  Bret looks on in anger.

Angle goes to his corner....TAG Painkiller.  He comes in and goes on attack.  He picks up Bryant and pushes him in the corner.  He does several elbow shots right to the head of Bryant.  He then does uppercut punches.  Bryant sits down in the corner.  Killer then chokes him by using his foot.  The ref counts to 4 and Killer backs up.  Bryant gets to his feet....yells as he runs to Killer.....BUT Killer does a big boot and Bryant falls down.  Bryant quickly gets up....goes to Killer....but he picks Bryant up and....body slam.  Bryant gets up again....runs....but Killer grabs him by the throat.  He chokes him....but Bryant hits the arm off.  He does several rights and then lifts up Killer.......GOOD GOD....Backbreaker!  Bryant drops him and goes over to the corner: Tag Saleem.  He runs in and does a chinlock on Killer.  But Killer being too strong.....stands up.  He pushes Saleem off.  He throws Saleem in the ropes....he comes back but Saleem kicks Killer in the gut.....DDT!  Killer just bounced back up on his feet.  Saleem goes and....dropkick!  Killer goes backwards....but Saleem goes and....atomic drop to him....then a closeline.  Killer falls.  He then gets up....but Saleem kicks him hard in the gut....BAM...and he rolls to his corner: TAG SKITZO!  Skitzo rushes in and....BAM...a closeline by him on Saleem.  Saleem gets up but gets another closeline.  Skitzo throws Saleem in the ropes.....only to be thrown by a hiptoss.  The fans are going crazy.

Skitzo goes to the second rope.....Saleem gets up.......missile dropkick!  Bryant then comes in.....but so does Painkiller.  Killer runs to Bryant.....OH.....CLOSELINE OUT OF THE RING OVER THE ROPES!  Both land hard.  Saleem falls from the dropkick, but gets up and rushes to his corner.  WAIT.....just as he was about to tag......Bret Hart SPITS in the face of Saleem and then steps down off the apron.  Saleem can't believe it.  Skitzo is climbing the top rope now.  Saleem wanted to tag out but can't.  Hart waves him good-bye in a sarcastic manner.  Saleem is outraged.  He turns and goes back.....BUT GOOD GOD......missile dropkick from the top!  The crowd cheers with all their might.  Just then Hart walks away and up the ramp.  Bryant and Painkiller are fighting outside.  Saleem gets up....Skitzo goes behind him...... SkitzoFrenik (Unprettier)!  He covers: 1-2-3!  Winner: Kurt Angle, Skitzo, and Painkiller

Just then Skitzo asks for a mic.  Kurt stands in the ring with Skitzo.  Still Killer and Bryant are beating their lights out of each other.

Skitzo: "OH.....Saleem....sorry if that hurt you.  I mean it only happened to about a dozen people....one being your own boss just last week.  But I got news for you......you vs. me......at Feast or Fire......for the TFC Title!  Now enjoy the feast of......SKITZO!"

 

 

The arena is filled with darkness.  Just then fireworks explode from the entrance stage and the crowd is on their feet cheering with all their might.  Just then the TFC entrance video theme song comes on.

 

While that is playing, CBM comes out on stage and walks down to the ring.  He in wearing jeans and has his shirt on.  The crowd is deeply booing him as they can't stand to see him.

 

CBM: "Well, well, well......look who it is!"  They boo more.  "Well you can say that CBM came, you can say the 3X OWC Champ came out.  You can also say that the War GM came out.  BUT.....everyone should say that the Owner of TFC came out!  That is one reason why I came out during the TFC theme video as.....well.....I own it."  The crowd keeps booing.  "Now you may be asking yourself, how did it come to this?  Well if all of you stupid people can't figure it out, I will give a terse explanation of it.  I faced McMahon 101 at Bloody Night.  I beat him.  Then at the end of the show.....tragedy happened.  A crazed person STUCK down 101 with a tranquilizer gun.  They then carried 101 off and put him in a dumpster.  Poor dumpster.  Then the fellow pushed it down the ramp and it went outside.  But no one would have thought that a wrecking ball would be outside of the arena.  I mean how bizarre is that?  And it just so happened to HIT right into the dumpster that had the poor soul in it.  So long story short, 101 wasn't moving, breathing, wasn't even talking....and that's a first.  So this is a new era here in TFC because I am the chairman.  So all of you in the back, on other shows, and the people who pay the tickets just so I can get the money....have to respect me."  Just then Bryant comes walking out to the ring.  He has the OWC Title around his waist and the OWC Tag title over his shoulder.  He gets in the ring.

Bryant: "So have you lost hope in me now CBM?"

CBM: "In fact.....it's almost going to be that."

Bryant: "What are you talking about?  I brought the OWC Tag titles to the NWO......I also kept the OWC Title in the NWO."

CBM: "Yes you did....but did you have to push Sami off the wire and fall 15 feet to her demise?  I mean she isn't even here this week because of you.  She could have won the OWC Title and everyone in the NWO could be save and happy....but NO.....you go and hurt one of our family members."

Bryant: "Listen CBM....if Sami can't take me in a match....then she isn't tough enough to be champion.  She wasn't champion worthily."

CBM: "Well....she did lose to 101 last week.....I mean whoever loses to him really must be bad."  Just then Painkiller comes out on the entrance stage.

Painkiller: "Yeah you are right CBM...whoever loses to 101 is bad....but WAIT...you lost to him!"

CBM: "Actually...."

Painkiller: "Actually you did!  So shut up for once.  Now I have a complaint.  You see, in that grueling Torture Chain of Horror Match.....there were certain rules we had to follow.  One of them was to start climbing the wire where it was at the lowest point.  Then you climb it upwards as it got higher and higher.....BUT....someone didn't do that.....right Bryant?  I mean just look at the ending.  He climbed the steel tower right where the title was.  He didn't even go across the wire.  He cheated....he can't even win fairly."

Bryant: "Painkiller...I guess you never heard the sayings.  Cheaters always win.  It doesn't matter how you win....it only matters if you win.  I was the smartest person in that match.  I mean why climb across 20 feet of wire just to get to the other side....while you can just go to that side in the first place."

Painkiller: "I feel bad for you Bryant.  I mean you tainted that title, that first-ever match....and your career.  You will forever be known as the person who couldn't even win his first major title fairly.  That's sad."

Bryant: "At least I won a major title in my career."

Painkiller: "Fine Bryant, but I would rather win it fairly then cheat to win it.  I mean everyone knows exactly who you are.....you are a cheater, a downright loser.  You can't even win a title the right way.  With that being said....I want my rematch for the title.  As you know...I simply deserve it."

CBM: "Tell you what....it's going to be.....Painkiller vs. Poison....and the winner will face Bryant for his title.  How's that for a show?!"  Painkiller nods.  (Commercial)

• 1. The Wrestling Machines (Captain Pwnage & Shaun) vs. The Flaming Money & The King of Kings

Eric: "Well The Flaming Money and The King of Kings lost their tag titles to Poison and Bryant at Bloody Night...but they are not done trying to fight to get them back.  But we just got a new tag team that formed last week.....The Wrestling Machines."

The match starts with Money and Pwnage in the ring.  They walk around and then tie up.  Both are pushing each other....but then Money knees him in the gut.  He throws Captain in the ropes....he comes back....BUT OH.....Pwnage locks on to Money and....belly to belly suplex.  Captain gets up and drops an elbow.....then cover: 1-2-OH!  Both get up and Captain throws Money in the ropes....but Money comes back.  Captain ducked for a back body drop.....but Money stopped in his tracks.  Captain stood up....but just then Money ran and....WHAM...did a thunderous closeline.  Money goes over and.....TAG: King of Kings.  He comes in and grabs Captain's leg....but he pushes King away and he falls down.  Captain gets up....and TAG: Shaun.  He jumps in the ring and...WOW....does a fast closeline to King.  King gets up only to be closelined again.  He gets up again....but Shaun did a armdrag takedown.  Shaun wrenches his arm back.....King is in pain.

King gets up though and throws elbows into Shaun's gut.  King gets out of it.  He lifts up Shaun and....WHAM.....spinebuster!  King lies down as he is tired.  Both slowly get up.  Both up....start to punch back and forth.  Just then King kicks Shaun in the gut and.....suplex.  King gets up.....bounces off the ropes....and BAM....lands a knee right to the forehead of Shaun.  He covers: 1-2-NO!  King gets up and....TAG: Money.  He picks up Shaun and does an instant body slam.  Shaun gets up, but he gets body slammed again.  Money pulls him by the corner and he climbs.  He jumps.....GOOD GOD.....The Money Shot (Shooting Star Press).....but MISSED!  Shaun rolled out of the way.  He keeps rolling and rolling to he gets to his corner......TAG: Pwnage.  Money is holding his stomach.  He picks up Money and throws him in the ropes....but when he leaned into it.....Shaun TAGGED him as he leaned.  Money got back body dropped.  King rushed in....but Captain kicked him in the gut.....lift him up.......Pwnage Bomb (Gutwrench Powerbomb).  Cover: 1-2-3!  Winner: Shaun and Captain Pwnage

After their celebration, Shaun and Captain leave the ring and go backstage.  Their music stops.  Just then Money, who was on the outside.....looks under the ring and finds a chair.  He gets in the ring and looks on at King who is getting up using the ropes.  He stands up.....turns to Money.....GOOD GOD.....BAM, CRACK, BASH....a chair shot right to the head of King.  He falls to the ground.  Money gets on top of him....holds his head up and starts yelling at him...... "You cost me my last lost.....you hear me.....you will never make me lose again....you understand me.....DO YOU?"  He then pushes King's head down to the mat constantly until he is helpless.  Money rises up and looks on at the crowd.  (Commercial)

• 2. Xtremeonelita, Ssj5vin, and Tha Truth vs. King of the Dead (Champ) in a 3-1 Hanidcap Match

Heyman: "We saw King of the Dead make his return to TFC on Sunday at Bloody Night.  He made quite an impression....considering he stole the TFC 24/7 Title."

Eric: "No, he didn't steal it at all you idiot.  The title can be on the line anywhere....as long as there is a referee, and there was a ref at hand.  So shut your mouth and stop being biased."

Heyman: "Being biased?  Ah, don't make me laugh.  You mine as well look in a mirrior."

The match starts off with Truth and King in the ring.  They were to lock-up....but King bashes Truth in the gut with a kick.  He throws Truth in the ropes....he comes back....but King gets closelined.  King gets up and Truth does an uppercut forearm.  Truth throws King in the corner.  Truth runs to him....but King puts his feet up and HITS Truth right in the jaw.  He walks backwards to the middle of the ring.  King runs to him....but Truth grabs him....and.....WOW....a tilt-a-whirl backbreaker.  Truth covers: 1-2-OH!  Truth gets up and....TAG: Xtremeonelita.  She gets in and stomps on King.  She runs in the ropes....but when she comes back....King grabbed her legs with his legs and.....BAM.....a drop toe hold.  She falls flat on her face.  King gets up.....runs to her head......WHAM...a furious leg drop.  He covers: 1-2-OH!  King gets her up and.....body slam.  He goes up to the top rope.  Just then....Xtreme gets up.....runs in the ropes.....GOOD GOD....King falls in the corner.  He is hurting!  Xtreme goes up and.......NO.....jumps on his shoulders.....wraps her legs around his head......GOOD GOD.....Hurricanrona FROM THE TOP ROPE!  He lies in the middle of the ring.  She goes and....TAG: Ssj5vin.  He jumps up on the corner....WAIT....just then Tha Truth pushes him off.  He flips and....falls back first onto the mat.  Xtreme looks at Truth.  Just then he grabs her hair....and......BASHES her head off the steel part of the corner.  She falls back and her back RAMS right into the barricade.  Truth gets down from the corner and stands watching in the ring.  King gets up and goes to the top rope.  He jumps......Death Swanton (Swanton Bomb)!  Cover: 1-2-3!  Winner: King of the Dead

Truth leaves the ring area.  King goes around the ring yelling at the fans.  Just then Ssj5vin rolls out of the ring.....GRABS the TFC 24/7 Title....and hightails off through the crowd with the title.  King sees him leaving and he furiously runs after him.  (Commercial)

The camera is backstage.  It's in CBM's office.  On the door it says "Owner".  The camera goes in the office and CBM is sitting on the edge of the couch.  He looks eager to say something.

CBM: "With me being the new TFC chairman, it's my duty to make the best decisions for the company itself......not the best decisions for the fans....but for the business.  With that being said.....I have declared the DESTRUCTION of the 101 family.  First was McMahon 101....now it's the rest of them....one by one.  I think you will see the result of my announcement later on tonight."  Just then CBM stops talking and holds his ear like he is having a message received to him through an earpiece....but you can clearly see he isn't wearing one.  "I just got word that the man....the FORMER owner....MCMAHON 101 is here tonight.  Yes...that is what I just heard.  Well 101...if you want to play...let's play.  In fact, I will be giving you some time on the show....it will be right after my match.  You see 101, you never put me in action here on OWC for weeks and weeks.  I became stale and it showed in our match we had.  That will NOT happen again.  So I am declaring the full my time back in my career.  I am healed and ready.  I may have been shot....but I recover quickly.  With that being said.....it will be CBM vs. Jeff Hardy.  I will get my revenge on him after what he did to me in our Street Fight a month ago....but this time it's a normal match....as that is what I do best.  You couldn't beat me in your atmosphere....but I will beat you in mine.  And after I win, I am making a challenge.  I will have people make a thread on The Fan's Voice forum and the first person to post a thread on there about facing me....will have their 5 minutes of fame against me in a match next week.  So good luck....you will need it."

 vs.  w/

• 3. AM Punk (Champ) vs. The Real King of Kings w/ Sharona

AM Punk comes out to the ring with the Tough Enough Title around his waist.  The crowd boos him.  He grabs a mic.

AM Punk: "Well as you can all see.....I have beaten the loser of this company.....JYP....and I forced him to give me his title....and forced him out of this show.  All of you should thank me for doing you a favor....but instead....you go and BASH and disrespect me.  You people still think I am some fluke.  Well let me tell you something....is a champion...a fluke?  Is beating someone in a match where you have glass pounded on your back, face, arm a fluke?  That match caused so much harm....that I am still bruised.  And do you see my back and face?  I need stitches to close the cuts.  No would could ever do what I did in that match.  I took it to the next level.  But since you fans and all of you backstage wannabe wrestlers can't see that....I will show that to you.  From now on.....I will show all of you that I mean business....and it will start tonight when I face against The Real King of Kings.  And with Sharona being at ringside.....well she thinks she can bash me on the forums.....why don't you look and see what I am going to do to your love!"  Just then The Real King of Kings comes out and Sharona is behind him.  His face shows that you don't want to mess with me.  He runs in....stands up....and tackles Punk to the ground.  The bell sounds.

 King starts punching his face furiously.  Just then Punk's cuts begin to open and they start to bleed.  Punk pushes King off.  Both get up.....BUT BAM....Punk does a spinning kick right to the gut of King.  He then does a roundhouse kick to his face and......WHAM.....King goes back in a corner.  He is leaning in the corner while Punk goes to the opposing side.  He runs......BAM, WHAM, BASH....does a knee right to the chest.  He grabs King's head.....runs for a bulldog...but King pushes him away.  Punk turns to him....but King turns sideways.....GOOD GOD.....The King Down (Super Kick).  Punk falls back instantly and rolls once.  King falls to him for a cover: 1-2-FOOT ON ROPE!  Punk rolled just the right amount to reach the ropes.  King gets him up....but Punk pushes him away.  King runs to him....but Punk lifts him up for a fireman's carry.  He is about to drop him face first on his knee.....GTH....but King slides behind Punk.  He pushes Punk from the back into the ropes.  Punk comes back and....WHOA....spinebuster!  The crowd boos but Sharona is jumping up and down clapping her hands.  King goes up to the top rope.  But Punk is getting up.  King was about to do a flying elbow....but changed his mind.  He jumps.....GOOD GOD ALMIGHTY.....Jumping Heel Kick!  The back of Punk's heel just went right into King's jaw in mid-air.  He falls and holds his jaw as the crowd cheers with the amazing move.  Punk crawls and covers: 1-2-OH!  Punk can't believe it.  Both slowly get up.  King does a right hand to Punk....then lifts him up....atomic drop!  He tries for a closeline....but Punk lifts King up and......NO.....GTH!  He covers: 1-2-3!  Winner: AM Punk

Sharona holds her mouth as she can't believe it.  Sharona then gets in the ring to check on King.  Just then Punk looks down on her.  She sadly looks up.  Punk reaches down.....picks her up on his shoulders.  He walks around as his face bleeds......GTH!  Punk shakes his head....then rolls out of the ring in pain.  (Commercial)

Shane McMahon 101 is walking backstage.  He is in the parking lot type area.  WAIT.....out of nowhere.....SALEEM comes from behind and bashes him in the back.  Shane falls.  Saleem starts pounding on his back and head.  He gets Shane up and grabs his head.  He runs over and......BAM.....hits his head against some pipes.  Then he runs to the other side.....grabs Shane's arm.....GOOD GOD ALMIGHTY.....does a hiptoss.  Shane goes back first.....ONTO THE HOOD OF A CAR!  His feet hit the windshield and it breaks.  You can hear it so loud.  He is holding his back as he is in agony.  Saleem walks over and gets a chair.  She comes back to Shane who is off the car and trying to stand.  She SMASHES the top of the chair into his gut.  Saleem then grabs his head.....goes to another car.......GOOD GOD ALMIGHTY......throws him head first into a windshield of another car.  BOOM, BASH, CRACK, CRASH.....the glass goes flying everywhere.  He lies motionless.  Saleem smirks and slowly walks away.

Eric: "Well I am glad to see that people are following CBM's orders.  That was the TFC Champ right there."

Heyman: "You are glad to see Shane have a broken skull?  You are a pathetic, pathetic man Eric.  Shane needs help right now!!!!!"

• 4. Poison vs. Painkiller for the #1 Contender's Spot for the OWC Title

The lights dim, fiery music comes on, red lighting fills the arena.  Painkiller slowly comes out.  The crowd cheers with excitement.  He walks his way to the ring.  He adjusts his mask and continues his way.  Right after that.....the lights go dark....a spotlight comes down to the middle of the ring.  Poison comes from the rafters and down through the light.  He has his black bat at hand.

He sets it in the corner and the bell sounds.  Both go straight up to each other and stare in their faces.  Both are yelling at each other saying how they won't beat them.  Killer takes a step back.....and WHAM....does an uppercut punch right to Poison's chin.  His head bounces back.  Killer backs up more.....then BAM...a big boot.  Poison bounces back into the ropes....he comes back....then Killer grabs his throat.  No....NO....Chokeslam......but Poison elbows Killer in the head.  He let's go of his neck.  Poison throws Killer in the ropes....he comes back and does a hiptoss.  Killer blocks it though and.....WOW...closeline!  He covers: 1-2-OH!  Both get up and punch back and forth.  They keep going but they slow down each time.  Both run into the ropes.....they both come back......GOOD GOD....they jump in the air for a cross body.....but it's a double cross body!  Both lie motionless.  The ref counts.....1-2-3-4-5-both move-6-7-both get up.  Killer is a step ahead of Poison.  Killer runs in the ropes....he comes back.....but GOOD GOD ALMIGHTY.....The Poison Knife (Pump Kick) from Poison!  He covers: 1-2-NO!!!!!

Poison can't believe it.  He gets up and slowly walks over to his Black Bat.  WAIT....just then Bryant runs down to the ring.  He grabs the bat that is in the corner and takes it.  Poison stops in his tracks and looks at Bryant.  "What are you doing".....said Poison as he raises his arms in confusion.  Bryant just stares on.  Poison turns back to Killer.....BUT OH.....Killer grabs Poison by the throat.  He lifts him up......Chokeslam!  Painkiller covers: 1-2-3!  Winner: Painkiller

Eric: "What the hell was that all about?"  Painkiller gets up and goes by the side of Bryant.  He stares him down then points at Bryant.  Bryant walks backwards slowly and puts a smirk on his face.

Heyman: "Well at OWC"s Feast of Fire....it will be Bryant vs. Painkiller for the OWC Title.  That seemed like a main event match right there....but we aren't done.  We have one more match to come....and it's coming from the owner of TFC!"  (Commercial)

The camera shows Bret Hart backstage.

Hart: "Now let me tell all of you people something, alright?  I have been part of this company since the very beginning.  I am a former Xtreme Undisputed Champion, I won that at TFC's Wrestlemania 1.....which got the HIGHEST views in TFC history.....OVER 600 VIEWS!  That means more people saw my win more than anyone else's.  Do you understand how important that is?  The reason why I am saying this.....is because of CBM.  He has become the new owner of TFC.  Now I hated McMahon 101....you would not believe how much I hated him....but he had a LITTLE approval from me as he put me in matches and gave me the time on the show I deserve.  But since CBM has become owner....I got NOTHING!  No matches....NOTHING!  I mean if I didn't force a camera guy with me at this spot...I wouldn't be here right now.  I am not even supposed to be talking....it wasn't even on the skit.  So CBM....you either become the owner you say you were going to be....or get the hell out!  I beat Stone Cold Steve Austin....I injured him to a point where he may need surgery on his knee.  And if you don't give me time and matches.....you will see why I am the Execution of Excellence!"

Just then a video shows.  Clips show American flags, gold medals.  It says...... "The best just got better.....the real just got realer.  You will see what gold is all about."  It fades to black.

• 5. CBM: King of Defiance vs. Jeff Hardy

Jeff's music comes on and he explodes out on stage.  The crowd goes nuts.  He does hand motions and fireworks fly in the air.  He runs to the ring and taunts some more.  Just then CBM's theme song comes on.  Smoke flies in the air and he walks through it.  He poses as fireworks go off. 

He is holding his Royal GM briefcase, which he can cash in for any major title shot he wants.  He gets in the ring....runs to Jeff.....GOOD GOD ALMIGHTY.....he SMACKS the briefcase right into Jeff's head.  He falls flat on the mat.  The ref yells at CBM, but he just smirks and throws the briefcase out of the ring.  He yells at the ref to ring the bell.....he rings it.

CBM quickly covers: 1-2-3.....NO....ONLY 2!  Jeff's kick out was fast and furious as he used his whole body.  CBM gets Jeff up angrily and throws him hard in the corner.  CBM runs to him....but Jeff moves and CBM goes sternum first into the corner.  Jeff runs to the opposing corner.  CBM turns around and runs after him....but Jeff runs up the corner....Whisper in the Wind!  Jeff then gets up and grabs a hold of CBM's legs.....splits them apart.....and does WHOA....a leg drop in between his legs.  He rolls back as CBM sits up from the impact.  Jeff then jumps forward.....BOOM....a low dropkick to CBM's face.  Jeff then covers: 1-2-OH!  Both get up and Jeff throws CBM in the ropes....he comes back....but CBM ducks a closeline.  Jeff turns around.....BOOM...a kick to the gut....then DDT!  CBM doing it so fast....so hard....Jeff could have lost brain cells.  CBM slowly goes to the corner.  He waits there.  Jeff then slowly gets up.  He uses the ropes to get up.  He turns around....CBM runs.....GOOD GOD.....SPEAR, SPEAR, SPEAR......BUT NO......Jeff kicks the chest of CBM as he ran.  CBM popped up from the impact.....Jeff kicked him in the gut.....Twist of Fate!  The crowd is on their feet.

Jeff then runs to the corner....goes to the top.  He jumps.....SWANTON BOMB.....BUT NO.....CBM moved out of the way.  Jeff holds his back from the pain.  CBM goes to the corner....and waits.  Jeff gets up....turns.....SPEAR.....BUT NO....Jeff moved out of the way and CBM hit face first into the turnbuckle.  Jeff turns to CBM....CBM gets up....runs....SPEAR!

Eric: "Oh....Jeff ran out of luck."

CBM goes for a pin: 1-2-3......WAIT.....CBM lifted one of Jeff's shoulders up to stop the count.  CBM drags Jeff to the corner.  CBM climbs and goes to the top.  He brings Jeff in front of him and he's on the 2^nd rope.  He sets up to do a piledriver on the top rope.....BUT OH.....CBM flips over him....still in a piledriver form......GOOD GOD ALMIGHTY!!!!!!......SUICIDE DRIVER!

Heyman: "He landed HEAD FIRST on the mat!  Like a flipping piledriver from the top rope!"

CBM covers: 1-2-3!  Winner: CBM.  The crowd boos with all their might.  CBM raises his arm in victory while he still sits on the mat.  He recoups.  (Commercial)

Heyman: "We are back and CBM is still in the ring.  He just got a mic, so let's see what he has to say."

CBM: "Well the show is almost out of time....but I got some good news.  I just got word that McMahon 101 has just rolled in.  He should be out here any moment, but let's wait for his old, little legs to walk himself out here."  Just then 101's theme music plays.

Out comes McMahon 101.  He is walking with a cane.  He has grey hair, obviously a wig.  101 starts yelling WHAT....WHAT.....to show his poor hearing.  CBM is laughing up a storm in the ring.  He can't even stop himself from laughing.

CBM: "Ha----you all thought that 101 was really coming out here.  You actually thought he was here.  Of course he isn't here.....HE'S GONE!  But I just couldn't let this opportunity go.  You see.....whenever you can make fun of the late 101.....you just do it.  By the way 101....can you tell me how old you are again?"

McMahon 101 impersonator: "Well.....why don't you ask my friend, I forget his name....but he is a dinosaur."

CBM: "You see, there are 2 problems with that.  One, you can't remember you poor, old sap.....and two....your friend is a dinosaur.....it mine as well be your twin!"  CBM laughs harder.

McMahon 101 impersonator: "You know CBM....."  CBM stops laughing and looks up.

CBM: "Wait....you know my name?"

McMahon 101 impersonator: "Of course I do....and you should know my name."  Just then the mask that looks like 101 is ripped off.  Underneath it is..........

Eric: "NO....NO....IT'S SKITZO!.......SKITZO....SKITZO!!!!!!"

 

Heyman: "HE'S BACK!!!!"  CBM's mouth dropped completely and his eyes bugged out.

Skitzo: "That's right CBM...that's right Heyman, Eric, and all of you fans!  It's me....in the flesh....back in TFC!"  Just then Skitzo runs down to the ring.  He gets up....runs at CBM.  CBM tries for a closeline...but Skitzo ducked.  Just then he grabs CBM's arms.....twist him around.....BAM..... SkitzoFrenik (Unprettier)!  Skitzo then stands as the crowd chants Skitzo....Skitzo....Skitzo!  They jump up and down and they keep dumping into people beside them from the excitement.  They are wilder than they have EVER been!"

 

The arena's lights appear, fireworks go off and the TFC video theme song plays.

 

McMahon 101 is in the ring.

McMahon 101: "Well, in case all of you didn't hear, I will enlighten you people.  I challenged CBM to a match at Bloody Night.  All I said to do is sign and the match will take place.  WELL WHAT HAPPENS....he doesn't sign.  That's right....he doesn't.  So I had no choice but to make the match."  The crowd cheers.  "Yeah....so sad because CBM will have to lose again to me.  But that's alright....isn't it?  Of course it is.  So this PPV will mark the ending point of the NWO.  It will be over after this as I will beat CBM once and for all."  Just then CBM comes out to the ring as his entrance music plays.

 

CBM: "So 101.....it's just me and you.  But you know what I do love about you?"

McMahon 101: "What....is it my smile?  It is my loving nature?  Is it my caring soul?"

CBM: "No....it's your great lying skills that I love."  101 tries to talk but CBM puts his hand over his face.  "You see, you are lying about me signing the TFC forums.  I mean don't you know I have been SHOT!  Yes....4 times.  I am still recovering and I am still hurting."

McMahon 101: "Aw, poor baby.....poor thing!  Why don't I give you a icepack for all of your bruises."

CBM: "101, you know very well I couldn't get to the forums in time to sign it.  I mean do you think you can get out of bed without stumbling even though you have pills in your hand when you fall asleep?  You're a liar and a fake.  You're an idiot and a loser.  You're stupid and demonic.  You will be taught your own personal Jesus!"

McMahon 101: "Oh CBM.....oh CBM.  When the air blows, it doesn't mean you leave.  When the lights go out, that doesn't mean you hide.  When the clock rings 6....it doesn't mean to have dinner.  You see, things always contribute to things while they don't need to.  The NWO is contributing to your success right now.  It's contributing to your status here in TFC....but it doesn't need to be.  I mean where was the CBM who can talk for himself?  All I see now are 3 small, stupid people who talk for him.....Poison, Bryant, and Saleem.  It's like CBM is actually 4 people.....well that does make sense on account of his size....."

CBM: "SHUT UP.....JUST SHUT YOUR MOUTH!  101.....you do not want to mess with me.  You know what I can do and you don't want anything else to happen to you.  Food poisoning, overdosed on drugs, thrown into a river.....the list goes on and on."

McMahon 101: "But what about you being shot CBM?  What about bullets piercing your body and making it bleed to death?  Don't forget about that CBM....I mean there are quite a few people who could have done it."

CBM: "Yeah, YOU!  101, we all know you did it."

McMahon 101: "Please CBM....please!  I would never hold a gun.  Angles don't hold guns....they hold wands.  They don't hold knives; they hold a bag of pixie dust.  You see, you have nothing against me and it will continue that way after Bloody Night."  CBM drops his mic and is about to punch 101.  "OH CBM....you don't want to do that.  I mean if you even touch me.....you will forfeit your match against me, and you will be stripped as your GM spot on War.  Do you hear me?"  CBM gets right up to 101's face.  Both look eye to eye....both of their noses are almost touching.  CBM backs up and walks out of the ring.  101 smirks at CBM and then walks around the ring waving and blowing kisses to the fans.  (Commercial)

Heyman: "We are back and I just can't wait for what's to come tonight.  But we have tons of action to get to, so let's go ahead and kick it off!"

• 1. Captain Pwnage, Shaun, and Kurt Angle vs. Xtremeonelita, Ssj5vin (Champ), and Tha Truth "Instant Classic"

Eric: "Well this combination is certainly interesting.  You have the newly formed tag team that will certainly be a bust on OWC, The Wrestling Machines, which are is the combination of Captain Pwnage and Shaun.  You have Angle thrown in the mix, but then you have them facing 3 stars that are going after each other at Bloody Night.  Will they be able to corporate and win this match?"

The bell rings and Shaun and Tha Truth start the match.  They walk around the ring and tie up.  Both are pushing at each other.....but Truth pushes harder and puts Shaun in the corner.  The ref counts and he unties.  Both go to the middle of the ring again, but this time Truth kicks Shaun in the gut and then does a right hand.  He does another right hand and Shaun moves back.  He leans on the ropes and Truth throws him the other way.  He comes off the ropes....and BAM.....hits Truth with a closeline.

Heyman: "Looks like that was messed up on Truth's plan."

Truth gets up and Shaun kicks him in the gut and does a swinging neckbreaker.  Shaun covers: 1-OH!  Only 1!  Both get up and punch back and forth.  Just then Truth does an uppercut and Shaun falls back.  Shaun grabs his legs.....flips on Shaun for a cover: 1-2-OH!  Both get up.....but Shaun kicks Truth in the gut and....DDT!  Shaun gets up and crawls to his corner....TAG: Captain Pwnage.  He runs into the ring and picks up Truth.....but Truth knees Captain in the gut and then slaps him across his face.  He goes to his corner....but Catptain grabs a hold to one of Truth's legs.  Truth turns around and.....WHAM.....enzigiri!  Captain falls down to his knees while.....TAG: Xtremeonelita.  She quickly comes in and.....WHOA.....dropkick to the face of Captain while kneeling.  His body flings back but then goes forward and falls.  She turns him over and cover: 1-2-OH!  Both get up and she whips him in the ropes......he comes back and she jumps in the air having her legs around his neck and....hurricanrona.  Both get up and she does a round house kick to his gut....BUT he grabs her leg.....spins her around....and her back faces him....he grabs her.....OH.....german suplex with bridge: 1-2-NO!  He can't believe it.  Both get up and Captain tries for a belly to belly.....but she hits him on the head.....jumps up on a second turnbuckle.....jumps over his back and falls down.  He grabs his legs to make him fall for a cover....but he grabs hers and puts it over her face for his own cover: 1-2-OH!

He still can't believe it.  He gets up and.....TAG: Kurt Angle.  He comes in and....WATCH OUT......He does right after right as she is standing.  He whips her in the ropes....she comes back only to be locked and thrown from a belly to belly.  He then screams and walks to her feet and.....Ankle Lock!  He has it locked in.....BUT....SS comes over to him as he isn't far from the ropes......grabs his head....and PUSHES it down on the ropes.  GOOD GOD....his head snapped back and he falls forward.  Xtreme goes to him for a tag.....but he doesn't.  She stands up and....he SLAPS her across the face.  The ref motions for a tag has been in place.  He yells at the ref....but Xtreme grabs him and throws him over the ropes into the ring.  Angle TAGS Captain in and he runs over to SS who is staring at Xtreme and.....ROLL UP: 1-2-3!!!!!  Winner: Shaun, Captain Pwnage, and Kurt Angle

Captain, Shaun, and Kurt leave and walk up the ramp.  SS gets to his feet and starts yelling at both Xtreme and Truth.  Just then Xtreme gets in the ring and.....WOW....tackles him to the ground and starts punching him.  Just then Truth looks under the ring and grabs a chair.  He comes in the ring.  Both Xtreme and SS are standing up now and going back and forth with punches.  Then Truth comes and.....SMASH....hits Xtreme in the back with the chair.  She falls instantly.  SS looks relieved and says thanks to Truth.  He puts out his hand and says....let's form an alliance.  Truth looks around as the crowd is yelling different things.  And.......GOOD GOD.....Truth winds up and SMASHES the chair into SS's head.  He falls.  The crowd cheers.  Truth puts his foot over SS's chest and raises the chair up.  The crowd chants: 1-2-3 and they cheer.  (Commercial)

Ultimate Warrior is in the back with CBM.

Warrior: "CBM, with 101 putting himself in the OWC Title match, would you cash in your Royal GM briefcase against him and try to become champion?"

CBM: "That would be easy wouldn't it?  I mean facing him for the title is like facing JYP for the title....an easy win.  But that would never happen.....101 would never become champion.  I mean he is so weak, so spineless, so idiotic, that he would just need a teacher just to teach him how to spell championship.  But you will see at Bloody Night something new....something that will shut 101's mouth up.....in fact he may even feel that tonight."

Warrior: "Well as 101 said....if you touch him, there are repercussions."

CBM: "This is how much I care about what 101 thinks."  CBM grabs Warrior and THROWS him against the wall and he falls.  CBM walks away.

• 2. Saleem and Jerichoholic (Champ) vs. Sharona and Becky in Opponents at Bloody Night, Partners Tonight Match

Eric: "Jerichoholic is putting his title against Saleem at Bloody Night.  You have Sharona facing Becky at the PPV too with The Real King of Kings as the special ref and the person who wins will get a heart, aka King's heart, while the loser gets a broken heart.  We saw that in our last match that the people who are teaming up tonight can't really keep it under control, maybe this match will be different."

The match starts out with Saleem and Sharona.  The bell rings and Saleem quickly kicks Sharona in the gut and then slaps her head.  She stands straight up and then slaps Saleem.  Saleem's head moves but then goes back looking at Sharona.  She shakes her head and....BAM....kicks Sharona in the gut and throws her in the ropes.  She comes back and Saleem picks her up and....atomic drop.  Sharona is then closelined....but she ducks it.  Saleem turns around....Sharona does too.....and she dropkicks Saleem.  Both get up but Saleem dropkicks her this time.  Both get up again and Sharona dropkicks Saleem again and he rolls out of the way.  He rolls out right by his corner....so JJ goes behind him and.....pushes him back in the ring.  Saleem gets up and starts yelling....but Sharona comes from behind and back suplexes Saleem.  She covers: 1-2-OH!  Both get up slowly.  Both start to punch each other.....but Saleem ducks one and does a side kick to Sharona's ribs.  She holds them.  Saleem then kicks her in her knee and she gets down to one.  Saleem grabs her head.....BAM....DDT!  JJ is waving for a cover but he doesn't tag him.  Saleem runs over to Becky and....knocks her off.  She runs back over to Sharona who is getting up....but she lifts him and....Samoan Drop!  She covers: 1-2-NO!

Both are crawling to their corner but Saleem stops as he remembers....but JJ reaches and TAG!  Then TAG: Becky.  Both run in and Becky gets closelined.  She gets up and gets closelined again.  She is up again and is thrown into the ropes....she comes back only to be low dropkicked to her legs and she falls throat first onto the 2^nd rope.  JJ then runs in place.....goes to the other side...but Saleem reaches over and TAGS him in!  JJ can't believe it.  Both change spots.....BUT WAIT....JJ then reaches and TAGS himself in!  Saleem is furious.  JJ quickly runs to Becky before he can get tagged and.....BAM....jumps on his back choking her.  He lets her fall back and he goes out on the apron.  He jumps on the top rope.....and just falls for a huge splash and cover: 1-2-NO!  JJ looks around as the crowd is cheering.  He gets her up for The Falcon Arrow.....but Becky knees him in the gut and sets him up.  She lifts him and......POWERBOMB!  He hits his head right on the mat!  She falls to her knees with tiredness.  She reaches for Sharona....TAG!  Sharona comes in and Becky goes to the apron.  GOOD GOD ALMIGHTY.....Sharona turned sideways and Sweet Chin Musiced Becky.  She fell back and hit head first into the barricade.  She is motionless.  Sharona then goes to JJ who is getting up BUT Saleem reaches over and TAG!  Sharona doesn't know it.  Saleem goes behind Sharona.....pushes her around by her shoulder.....and lifts her up.  GOOD GOD.......F-5!!!!!  Cover: 1-2-3!  Winner: Jerichoholic and Saleem

The crowd is disappointed with Saleem.  He gets up as JJ is using the ropes to get up.  He turns around....Saleem lifts him up.  NO....NO....NO......F-5!!!!  Saleem gets up and starts dancing.  He then grabs a mic.

Saleem: "You-Will-See-A-New-TFC-Champ---------ME!"  Saleem then arrogantly walks and moves around the ring like some kind of hot shot.

Eric: "You see there....that is NWO quality right there."  (Commercial)

The camera is backstage with The Real King of Kings sitting in the locker room.  Just then Sharona comes in.

King: "What are you doing here?  You're not supposed to be in here."

Sharona: "Oh King, I am so sorry......sorry that I got pinned.  I tried my hardest but I guess that wasn't good enough."  King stands up and goes to her.  He puts his arm around her head.

King: "Sharona, don't feel bad, I mean you lost more times than King of the Dead.....which is why I am the Real King."  Just then Becky walks in.  She sees his arm around Sharona's head.

Becky: "What's going on here?"

Sharona: "I'll tell you.....King loves me."

King: "What?"

Becky: "Yeah....what?"

Sharona: "It's true, he wants me and you can clearly see that."  Just then Becky goes over to King and puts his arm around her head.

Becky: "See....now he loves me."

Sharona: "NO.....I didn't force him."

Becky: "Yeah, but you forced Ecie into your bed before, right?!"  Sharona's smile goes away....she pushes King's arm off and......BAM....tackles Becky and they fly into the wall.  Both are punching and pulling hair.  Both are screaming and yelling.  King runs over to them to try to break it up.....BUT.....both push King away and he falls.  He quickly gets back up and Becky pushes Sharona away and she falls in the hands of King.  Becky runs......Sharona ducks and......WHAM....Becky hits a big boot RIGHT into King!  He falls down motionless.  Both stop and look down at him.

Eric: "Becky knocked him out!  He's out....he's out!  This won't be good for Bloody Night as that is when those two will collide."

• 3. Brood X (Bryant and Poison) vs. The Flaming Money and The King of Kings (Champs) in a Bloody Night Preview Match w/ Painkiller as Special Guest Referee

Eric: "Yes, we have ANOTHER tag team match.  I can ensure you that this is the last one....but come on 101....book it good enough for the fans."

Heyman: "Eric, I have had it with your rants."

Eric: "Well shut your ears because I am FAR from being done."

Heyman: "Well people, this match has so much at stake.  I mean here's how it is.  Bryant is going for the OWC Title at Bloody Night against Sami and Painkiller.  It was suppose to be Poison, but 101 switched it to Painkiller as he said Killer has done more things that are being noticed.  So you have the person who got kicked out and with a person who his facing him at the PPV.  But it's not over.....them two are facing the OWC Champs at the PPV.  That's right, Bryant is in two matches.  And this is where this match comes into play.  So who is going into it with the momentum and can Brood X hold their grudge in against Painkiller?"

Painkiller comes down first.  Now OWC Champs are in the ring and Bryant came to the ring.  Just then the lights go out, the spotlight comes on that shines to the middle of the ring and Poison's entrance music comes on and he comes from the rafters through the spotlight.

Bryant starts out against The Flaming Money as the bell sounds.  Both move around but.....WHAM....Bryant does a kick to the gut and then picks him up and.....body slam.  Money is holding his back as he is lying down.  Bryant bounces off the ropes....and WHOA....drops an elbow....but Money moved away at the last second and Bryant fell on the mat.  Money got up and dropped an elbow successfully.  He covers: 1-2-OH!  Both get up....but Bryant knees Money in the gut and throws him in the ropes.  He comes back and.....GOOD GOD.....Battering Ram with his head right in the chest of Money.  He FLEW backwards right in his corner.  TAG: The King of Kings.  He comes in and runs to Bryant....but he picked him up and.....SPINEBUSTER!  Bryant screams and the crowd boos.  He gets King up and lifts him up for a bear hug.  AH.......King is screaming!  He is in agony.  He punches Bryant's face but he doesn't let go.  Bryant goes over and has Poison tag in.  He gets in....runs into the ropes.  Bryant goes to the middle of the ring.....Poison runs up.....grabs the head of King and.....GOOD GOD.....jumps down and slams it on the mat with Bryant doing a spinebuster!  The crowd goes crazy.  Bryant is out and Poison runs into the ropes and does a leg drop.  He covers: 1-2-OH!

Both get up and Poison whips him in the corner.  Poison runs to him and does a big splash....but he missed at the last second.  King goes behind him and.....SLEEPER HOLD!  But Poison is by the ropes....so he climbs his feet on the ropes....pushes back....and FALLS on King!  His shoulders are down: 1-2-NO!  Both get up and King grabs Poison's head and....rams it with his knee.  Poison bounces up and King grabs him for a suplex.  King TAGS Money and he climbs the ropes.  Money jumps and......The Money Shot (Shooting Star Press)......BUT.....Poison put his knees up to block it.  Poison gets up and The Poison Shadow (Anaconda Vise)!  Money TAPS.....HE TAPS!  Wait....Painkiller is just standing there!  What's he doing?  Poison unlocks the hold and goes in Painkiller's face.  Painkiller then grabs him by the THROAT!  Bryant runs in and HE GETS GRABBED.  Painkiller has them both up and.....CHOKESLAM!  Money crawls over for the cover: 1-2-3!  Winner: The Flaming Money and The King of Kings

Killer gets Money up and King comes in.  All of them join hands and raise them high.

Heyman: "Aw, this is just too funny.  I mean Brood X got beat by the OWC Champs....and the same thing is going to happen at Bloody Night."

Eric: "You're high just like 101.  You don't even know what you are talking about."

Heyman: "I guess you are blind because they just beat them right there."

Eric: "Yeah, with the help of Painkiller.  I mean they cheated.....and who says faces don't cheat?  Michael Cole?"  (Commercial)

There is big glass box in the ring.  You can see through it on each side.  It has an air conditioner on top and has ice blocks in it.  Bret Hart is in the ring.

Hart: "So me and Austin finish our rivalry this Sunday in a stupid crazed match where we can see who can drink the most beer.  I mean that is the lowest form of wrestling.......but the highest form of entertainment to all of you losers out there.  I mean this is a wrestling show, not some show to see who can stuff their face....even though we see that enough with CBM and Bryant.  But since it has to happen, I have figured out my own challenge for Austin.  So come on down!"  Austin music plays and he comes down to the ring.  The fans are cheering very loud.

Austin: "So what is this.....the place where you make love?"

Hart: "You know, I can't wait till Sunday because that is when I will beat you for everything that you are and you will be forced to respect me.  But no.....you know Canada is a very cold place, so cold, some people can't even survive.  But with me being Canadian, I can deal with the cold....but can you?  Well let's see.  And I hope you know about shrinkage......oh wait....I forgot you don't have one."  Hart laughs as the crowd boos.  Austin slowly walks up to the contraption and examines it.  He then opens the door and gets in.  Hart closes it and goes to the knobs.  He cranks them high up and....higher and higher!  He turns it up all the way and the conditioner is burning rubber.  It's making noise and pumping out freezing air.  The glass is getting colder every second and Austin is beginning to shiver.  He starts to pound on the glass and it starts to crack.  Hart is laughing and doesn't notice.  It's cracking more and more.  Just then.....the glass shatters all over the ring and the AC falls.  GOOD GOD ALMIGHTY.....Austin falls down out of its way just in time....BUT....it landed right on his legs! He is screaming in pain!  Hart took cover but now is standing up.  He is laughing as Austin is hurting.

Hart: "Oh, well it looks like I won.  I knew you couldn't take the cold like that.  You're just a wimp and now you are crying over a little spill on your leg.  See ya Sunday Austin!"  (Commercial)

The OWC Title Match video comes on.  It's the Torture Chain of Horror.....a match so violent...it will change careers.  It's so innovative....so brutal.....so real!  A steel tower on one side of the ring connecting to the ring post is connected to a large wire.....a steel wire that is wrapped up.  It's thickness is about 3 ring ropes together.  The stars in it will have to start out on the lower side of the wire.  They need upper body strength and only that.  They can climb it like monkey bars or crawl on it.  It stars out at 7 feet and goes higher and higher every inch of the ring.  On the opposing side of the ring is another steel tower....where the wire is connected.  That is 15-20 feet high.  At the end of it is the OWC Title.  They need to crawl or hand and get there from 22 feet across the ring.  How long will it take...how much will it take out of them?  The most violent match of them all comes.  And weapons are allowed.....but no ladders.  Ladders will not be permitted...it's all about how badly you want it!  There will be Torture.....in The Torture Chain of Horror!

 

• 4. Sami vs. McMahon 101 for the OWC Title

Eric: "Well we had to get that glass cleaned up.  But Austin was taken to a nearby hospital for evaluations.  It doesn't look good for him but we shall see Sunday."  Just then Sami comes to the ring.  The crowd boos loud.  "Sami is undefeated since she won the OWC Title.  She is going to have it for a very long time."  Just then McMahon 101's theme music comes on and he walks to the ring smiling, waving, and shaking hands.

 

He comes to the ring and the bell sounds.  He smiles at Sami while she glares at him.  They go to lock-up.....but 101 puts his arms around her waist and hugs her.  She instantly pushes him off and is compelled.  He smiles and winks at her.  Just then she runs to him....but he slides behind her and hugs her from behind.....and pushes her down and does a roll up cover: 1-2-OH!  Both get up and....GOOD GOD.....Sami closelined him into next week.  The crowd boos.  She smirks and then slowly gets him up.  She throws him in the ropes....he comes back and gets back body dropped.  He screams in pain.  He gets up though but Sami body slams him.  She gets up and......WOW....Standing Shooting Star Press......but then gets up and has her back to him and....Standing Moonsault.....BUT....he puts his knees up.  Sami holds her stomach.  He gets up and sets her up and.....BAM....piledriver!  He covers: 1-2-OH!  101 gets up though and drops a leg drop.  He gets up and blows kisses to the crowd.  Just then Sami gets up.....101 turns to her......BOOM....Jumping Calf Kick.  He falls down but then sits up.  Sami runs to the ropes.....she comes back to him and.....WHAM....hits a knee right in his face.  She then faces behind him and.....Standing Moonsault!  She covers: 1-2-FOOT ON THE ROPES!  She's furious.  She gets him up....but he kicks her in the gut and.....DDT!  He taunts to the crowd.  Sami gets up using the ropes.  She is tired.  Both turn to each other and.....WAIT.....McMahon 101 blows a kiss to Sami.  She flips out whipping off her face with her hands.....but then 101 crawls under the legs of Sami and does a roll up!

Heyman: "That is the combination of The Happy Move....101's finisher!"

Cover: 1-2-NO!  WAIT......just then CBM comes walking down to the ring.  101 stares on.  CBM gets on on the ring apron and 101 goes over to him.  Sami is lying on the mat recovering from her situation.  Both are staring eye to eye.  Just then 101 backs up by a foot.....reaches his arm out and......TOUCHES CBM ON THE SHOULDER.  "RING THE BELL.....RING IT.....HE TOUCHED ME!"  The ref had no choice but to ring it.  CBM is confused and starts yelling.  101 runs out of the ring.  Winner by DQ: McMahon 101!

Heyman: "Look....he beat Sami!"

CBM looks angry as he didn't lay a hand on him....but 101 is screaming and yelling that CBM touched him.

Heyman: "Well I guess this means that CBM will not get his match against 101.  I DON'T UNDERSTAND!"  Just then the lights go out......BANG.....the lights come on and Bryant is in the ring with Sami up and.....POWERBOMB!  CBM is staring at him and Bryant stares back.(Commercial)

Eric: "Well we are back and we have no idea what is going on.  Certainly 101 didn't win the title.....GOOD THING....but he touched CBM and he is saying CBM touched him....which is causing him to not face him at the PPV and so much more.  This is not going to turn out well."

 vs.

• 5. JYP (Champ) vs. AM Punk

Heyman: "These two are facing each other in a Bloody Night pre-match....but without the stipulations that match has.  The Tough Enough Title is on the line in that match....but also the loser leaves OWC.  But not only that....the match is a Taipei Deathmatch.....where the stars have their hands taped up.....dipped in super adhesive glue.....and has crushed and broken glass to it.  Of course that match will be bloody but what about this match here?"

JYP is in the ring while Punk's  music plays.

 

The bell sounds and.....HERE WE GO.....both run to each other and attack each other with right hands.  Punk pushes JYP away.....then BAM....hits him with a roundhouse kick to the head.  He falls back on the ropes....bounces back...and Punk lifts him up.  GTH.....but no....JYP slides behind him.  He turns to JYP....but he lifts Punk up and....SPINEBUSTER!  The crowd cheers.  He gets Punk up and throws him in the ropes....he comes back but ducks a closeline.  JYP turns around.....GOOD GOD.....Low Blow from Punk!  Ding, Ding, Ding!  Winner: JYP

Punk gets JYP up on his shoulders and.....GTH!  He falls down after that knee to the face.  Punk looks on and goes under the ring.  He gets a bag and brings it in the ring.  He spills it out and....GLASS!  Broken glass is all over.  He then goes to JYP.  He brings him to the glass.....BUT....JYP punches Punk in the gut.  He then does several rights and Punk leans back trying not to fall in the glass.  JYP grabs Punk and.....GOOD GOD ALMIGHTY......SIDE EFFECT!  Punk's back lands on the glass.....JYP's back lands on the glass!  Both are in agony.

Heyman: "Oh my.....this rivalry has been so in-depth....it needs to come to an end at the PPV."  Just then the camera changes to the back with McMahon 101.

McMahon 101: "CBM.....you think you can touch me just to get out of our match at Bloody Night?   Well that is not going to happen.  It's still going to happen....ME VS. YOU.....and then you will wish that you never touched me.....but let me ask you.....was my skin smooth.....because yours won't be!"  101 does a psycho laugh and then locks his lips and kisses the camera as it goes black.

 

OWC's Bloody Night PPV Line-Up:

Painkiller vs. Sami vs. Bryant for the OWC Title in the Torture Chain of Horror Match

Saleem vs. Jerichoholic for the TFC Title

Bryant and Poison vs. The King of Kings and The Flaming Money for the OWC Tag Titles

Stone Cold Steve Austin vs. Bret Hart in a Beer Drinking Contest; Make or Break for Bret Hart

Becky vs. Sharona with Special Guest Referee The Real King of Kings; Winner gets King's heart.....loser gets a broken heart

Ssj5vin vs. Xtremeonelita vs. Tha Truth "Instant Classic" for the TFC 24/7 Title

AM Punk vs. JYP for the Tough Enough Title; Loser Leaves OWC; In the First-Ever Taipei Deathmatch

CBM vs. McMahon 101

The show comes on with fireworks exploding off the entrance stage.

 

Heyman: "Welcome everyone to OWC.  We are here live in Denver Colorado.  That's right, we traveled quite a bit since last week, but we are now back in the United States.  I know one person isn't happy about that, but that's too bad."  Just then Bryant comes out and to the ring.  The fans boo.

Bryant: "I am here in this ring....and when I am here; you have to listen to me!  So all of you shut your mouths."  The fans boo more.  "Well you guys don't deserve to be recognized, so it's better to just ignore you.  So at OWC's Bloody Night, I am facing not in 1.....but 2 matches.  That's right....2!  And both of them are title matches.  At the end of the day, I will be the OWC Tag Champ and the OWC Champ.  Then I will be the biggest star in this company.  No one has the strength, the power, the endurance, the experience like I do.  This will be my PPV.  I am unstoppable and all of you will see that."  Just then music comes on and.....Bret Hart comes out.

Hart: "Who do you think you are?  Huh?  Who the hell do you think you are?  I know who I am....do you know who I am?  Do you?  I am the excellence of execution.  I guess you don't want to talk about what you did last week.  Well we are going to talk about it.  You see, I faced the OWC Champ, Sami.  We had one of the best OWC matches in history and yet the idiotic Jerichoholic doesn't make it the Match of the Week.  BUT.....BUT....BUT.....I have been coming out here week by week and those weeks I made OWC be the best show.  I had the best promo in TFC history, of what some people are saying.  BUT....I faced Sami last week and had the match WON!  Even the stupid Saleem thought I won and posted an article about it.  BUT....BUT....you had to come out.  Yes Sami put her foot under the rope, but I was about to Piledriver her to the hospital.  But you come out and ruin it.  YOU RUINED IT!  I would be champion right now if you didn't get involved."

Bryant: "Oh ok.....just blame me.  Just blame me for your misfortune.  I mean I just came out and get a better view on the match.  But you come and look at me!"

Hart: "Are you blind?  You came down the ring, grabbed the ref out of the ring and then thrown him in the barricade.  Is that getting a better look?  You see, McMahon 101 used the exact same excuse when it was CBM vs. Mattattack.  But 101 was at least wise, he didn't come and interfere in the match.  UNLIKE YOU!  You make me sick.  It was my time to shine.  I was supposed to win the title in my hometown.  But you are so stupid; you had to get on my bad side."  Just then Sami comes to the ring now with the OWC Title over her shoulder.

Sami: "Both of you shut up right now.  Listen Bret, I faced you last week.  You got your wish.....but you lost.  You lost against me, which makes me better.  It makes me the top star, alright?  As for you Bryant, NEVER.....EVER interrupt my matches again.  Do you hear me?  I am the champion, something you couldn't reach yet.  I am better; I don't need your help or anyone else's help.  This reign is for the NWO.  It's the air I breathe, the food I eat."

Hart: "Sami, yes you faced me and we had one of the best matches.....but it really doesn't count.  It doesn't count when a stupid, idiotic, hypocrite named Bryant interferes."  ALL OF A SUDDEN.....CBM's music comes on.  The crowd boos with all their might.  He sways to the ring with so much ego.  He gets in the ring.

CBM: "This has to stop!  All of you.....your idiots right now."  He goes in the face of Bret Hart.  "Bret, stop whining and complaining because you didn't win.  I mean you lost....get over it."

Hart: "Get over it?  Why don't you get over it?  You are losing and losing.  I mean who has such a big losing streak?  No one loses like you do."

CBM: "Let's talk about losing, shall we?  Let's see, I faced you before and WON!  I beat you fair and square.  You are a nobody to me."

Hart: "Who loses to McMahon 101?  YOU DO!  I mean you beat me when you were in your prime, but now you're so terrible, you are more like Shane McMahon in the ring.  I could beat you any day of the week.  I even beat Stone Cold Steve Austin."  CBM turns to Bryant.

CBM: "So look who it is.  First of all, I have no problem with Sami, but there is an indication that you have a problem Bryant.  Let's see......you go ahead and insult me on the TFC forums.  Um....you are saying you are going to be the top star in TFC.  Just to remind you, I am the leader of NWO....there is no one who can be higher than me."

Hart: "But I am The Best there is, The Best there was, and The Best there ever will be."

CBM: "Actually, I got that for my name because.....well it's true.  But Bryant, it seems like you have a problem with me.  I don't know why.  I mean I raised you to where you are today.  I made you a star that people should fear.  Yes, you are the strongest, the toughest person here.....but I made you that way.  You owe everything to me.  And when you become a major champion SOMEDAY.....then I want you to think of me."

Sami: "That's right CBM.  Bryant, 3 NWO stars are facing each other at Bloody Night in a new, innovative match.  Who knows what it might be.  BUT it doesn't matter.  You see, we need to stick together.  We need to act as NWO.....as a whole.  So whoever wins, we will still be together....we will still be part of the biggest faction in this industry."

Hart: "HA!"

Sami: "You find something funny?"

Hart: "Yes I do.  Everyone knows that my faction, Metamorphosis, is the biggest faction.  It is led by the best, ME, and it has the future stars of this company."  CBM goes straight in the face of Hart.

CBM: "You will shut up right now!  If not....I'll do it!"  Hart stares down CBM and......SPIT....spits in the face of CBM.  CBM whips it off and......BAM....a headbut from CBM.  Hart stumbles back, but CBM wobbles and then falls backwards.  Sami runs to Hart and......closelines him out of the ring.  Sami walks backwards and turns around.  Bryant has his back to Sami.  He walks slowly back.....both hit their backs together.....GOOD GOD.....both turn around and.....WHAM.....Bryant closelines Sami down the mat.  Bryant looks shocked, CBM is stunned.....but Bryant then walks backwards....and gets out of the ring.  CBM is confused, as is the arena, as Bryant walks up the ramp.  (Commercial)

Eric: "Did you just see that confrontation?  I don't know about you, but this doesn't look good for anybody."  AM Punk is in the ring.

AM Punk: "Well, well, well.....it's official JYP.  At Bloody Night, it will be me vs. you.  One on one.  We have yet to learn the stipulation of the match, it am still going to say that I am better than you.  I know it and everyone else knows it.  So this will be like an example of what's to come at the PPV, as you picked my opponent.  I don't know who....but let's find out."

 vs.

• 1. AM Punk vs. Captain Pwnage

Captain comes to the ring and the bell rings.  Just from the start.....Punk runs up to Captain and hits him with a forearm.  Captain falls back into the corner.  Punk runs to him and hits rights and lefts at his face.  He then spins around and hits him with a backhand in the face.  Punk then kicks Captain's gut.  He is getting destroyed.  Punk walks away to the opposing corner.  He then runs to Captain and.....BAM.....a knee to the chest.  Punk sets him up for a bulldog.....but Captain pushes him away.  Punk turns around.....BOOM....a kick in the gut from Captain and.....fisherman suplex.  He jumps up and runs into the ropes.....and drops a fist onto his head.  Both get up and Captain throws him in the ropes.  He comes back only to duck a closeline from Captain.  He turns around.....WHAM....a roundhouse kick to the head.  Captain sways.  Punk then picks him up.  He goes for the GTH (knee to face).....but Captain slides in front of Punk.....knees him....and......GOOD GOD.....Gutwrench Powerbomb.  He covers: 1-2-OH!  Captain can't believe it.

He gets Punk up.....but Punk goes behind Captain....grabs his head.....tilts him back and......BAM....a knee to the back.  He holds Captain and gets up.....lifts him up in a fireman's carry.  Walks around.....GTH!  Cover: 1-2-3!  Winner: AM Punk

Eric: "You see, that's what's going to happen to JYP.  He is going to have a humiliating lose."  Just then McMahon 101 comes on the titan tron.

McMahon 101: "As you said AM, it is official.  So at Bloody Night....it's going to be JYP vs. AM Punk for the Tough Enough Title, Loser Leaves OWC, and it's in the FIRST-EVER......Taipei Deathmatch!  What better place to have it than Bloody Night?  This match will be bloody.  It's where your hands are wrapped tight.  Your hands are then dipped in deep, ultra strong glue.  Your hands are then placed in crushed and broken glass.  You can have all the fun you want then."  Just then.....from behind.....JYP jumps Punk.  He starts punching him as it knocks him down.  Punk tries to roll out of the ring....but JYP stops him and continues to punch his head in.  Finally Punk slides out of the ring and runs up the ramp.  (Commercial)

CBM is walking backstage and he sees a dark area.  A person is standing there.  It's Poison.  CBM goes up to him.  Poison's back is to CBM.

CBM: "Alright Poison, I am done with your games.  Last week we hear gun shots at the end of OWC.  You appear and knockout Sami and Bryant.  I don't care about what you did to them, but I care about the gun shots.  Let me tell you, there are quite a few people who are suspects in shooting me, but you are very suspicious.  Do you hear me?  I am watching out for you."  Just then Poison turns around.....IT'S PAINKILLER!  He grabs CBM by the throat and lifts him up against a wall.  HE'S CHOKING HIM!

Painkiller: "And I am watching you CBM!"  He releases CBM and he falls down holding his throat.  Painkiller walks away and heads to the ring.

• 2. Painkiller vs. Kronya

Kronya was already in the ring.  Painkiller walks out and the bell rings.  BAM....Killer does a huge bigboot to Kronya and he is flipped 180 degrees.  Killer gets him up and.....side walk slam.  The crowd is going wild.  Killer gets him up....but Kronya kicks him in the gut.  He does a right hand to his face....but Killer doesn't move.  He punches him again....but no move.  Painkiller then grabs him by the throat.  Lifts him up......GOOD GOD ALMIGHTY......Chokeslam!  He covers: 1-2-3!  Winner: Painkiller

Heyman: "One word.....IMPRESSIVE!  He beat him with absolute no problem."

Eric: "Well that's what happens when you hid your face with a mask because it's so ugly....no one wants to face you that long."  Ultimate Warrior is in the back.

Warrior: "101 has assigned me for a special assignment.  He is asking me to look for Poison.  Who knows where he might be....but he has several questions to answer."  The camera changes to Becky backstage.  She is looking in a mirror.

Becky: "Mirror, mirror on the wall....who is the hottest of them all......BECKY!  You know Bec, I realized something.  Sharona has no chance.  I mean just look at me....and look at her.  She has a flabby body, a body that you can poke and your finger will just sink in her skin.  She can't compare to me.  I am the Queen, 2X Queen.  I should be with the King.....the Real King.....not Sharona.  Sharona wants to be with her type.....the big boys.  She wants to be with her gender.  That's fine by me....but she can't be me!  YOU HEAR ME.....SHE CAN'T BE ME!"  Becky kicks the mirror and it shatters.  "I guess my career can never be.....a duplicate."  (Commercial)

Eric: "We are back people and I got some BIG news!  At Bloody Night, we are going to have Becky vs. Sharona with the Special Referee of The Real King of Kings.  The winner will get King's heart....while the other gets a broken one."

• 3. Jerichoholic (Champ) vs. Saleem vs. Becky vs. Sharona

The match starts out and quickly jumps Sharona.  She falls to the mat and Saleem goes to JJ and kicks him in the gut.  He throws him in the ropes.....but before he got there, Becky tosses JJ out of the ring.  Becky runs to Saleem.....but Saleem twists her around and.....tilt-a-whirl backbreaker.  Saleem covers: 1-2-OH!  Sharona runs to Saleem while he is kneeling and....DDT!  Saleem then drops some elbows to his heart and cover: 1-2-OH!  Both get up....but Saleem kicks Sharona in the gut and.....neckbreaker!  Sharona gets up.....BUT.....JJ comes back in the ring and.....enzigiri.  She falls throat first on the middle rope.  JJ runs and.....BAM.....jumps right on her back choking her.  Both get up and JJ whips her.....but she twists around and kicks him in the gut.  She lifts him up.....atomic drop......then closeline....but ducked.  Sharona turns.....BOOM.....Codebreaker!  He covers: 1-2-NO......Becky stops it.  She picks JJ up and throws him in the corner.  Just then Saleem runs and.....BIG SPLASH to him.  Becky picks Sharona up from behind......jumps over her holding her head......GOOD GOD ALMIGHTY.....Moonsault DDT!  Becky covers: 1-2-3!!!!!.......NOOOOO......Saleem jumps on the cover.  She gets Becky up.....LOW BLOW.....then tosses her out of the ring.  She turns around.....JJ runs....jumps....Codebreaker.....but Saleem holds on to his legs and he doesn't fall back.  She then throws him up.....catches him in a fireman's carry.  She walks around.....F-5!!!!!.......but JJ lands on his feet.  He holds on to Saleem's head.....lifts her up in a suplex........The Falcon Arrow!  Cover: 1-2-3!  Winner: Jerichoholic.  (Commercial)

In the back is Saleem with CBM in the locker room.

Saleem: "Hey, I know I lost out there, but everyone loses, right?  I mean it doesn't affect me at all.  I can tell you that is NOT going to happen at Bloody Night.  NWO will gain the TFC Title and I will be that person.  I am un-be-li-ev-a-ble.  I am going to steal the show.  You watch me and you see me."

• 4. Xtremeonelita vs. Tha Truth "Instant Classic" in a Street Fight

The match starts and right away the 2 stars collide.  They do right hands at each other.  Truth blocks one and then throws Xtreme in the ropes.....she comes back and.....WHAM....back body drop from Truth.  He goes under the ring to look for a weapon.....WAIT.....all of a sudden.....SS5jvin comes out from under the ring and tackles Truth.  He punches him in the face and then grabs a trashcan.  Truth stands up.....SS turns to him.......BASH....hits it right over his head.  He then throws it at Truth and he falls to the ground.  SS then grabs a chair and gets in the ring.  He goes to Xtreme.....but she kicks him in the gut.  He drops the chair.  She picks it up and......WHACK....hits it over his back.  He wrenches in pain.  She then jumps in the air....wraps her legs around his head.....hurricanrona!  He flies half way across the ring.  Both get up....but SS grabs the chair......GOOD GOD......SMACK, CRACK, BASH.....hit is right over Xtreme's head.  She falls down the mat.  SS walks out of the ring, goes up the ramp, and stands there.  Truth slowly comes to the ring now.  He slowly crawls.....covers Xtreme: 1-2-3!  Winner: Tha Truth

Heyman: "Oh come on!"

Eric: "No, don't start!  That counted.  It was a Street Fight....anything is legal."  SS smiles as he stands there, but both Xtreme and Truth lye in the ring.  Just then McMahon 101 comes on screen.

McMahon 101: "Well it looks like people want to play hard ball then.  Well if you guys keep interfering in the others matches.....then there is no better way than to put you in a match.  Ssj5vin vs. Xtremeonelita vs. Tha Truth for the TFC 24/7 Title.  What better title to be on the line than the most hardcore title in TFC at the PPV?"  (Commercial)

McMahon 101 is in his office.  He has pills at his side, chocolate milk on his other side......and is watching Yo Gabba Gabba.

 

McMahon 101: "Boy, this show is great.  I mean these people are making friends and they are giving hugs like their free samples."  Just then Bret Hart comes rushing in his office.

Hart: "Did you see what happened earlier?  DID YOU?  That is outrages.  I want respect and I want it now!  I deserve to be at the top, I am your main guy here."

McMahon 101: "Hart, glad we can talk.  Listen, I have talked to Stone Cold earlier and I agree with him.  He deserves a rematch against you.  Not only that....it's make or break time for you.  Meaning....if you beat Austin; you surely will be at the top of the card.  BUT if you lose.....then certainly you will not be.  Do you understand?"

Hart: "Of course, I beat him before and I will beat him again."

McMahon 101: "One more thing....your match....is in a Beer Drinking Contest.  Good luck!"  Hart stomps his food and gets furious.  He stares in the face of 101, but then exits.  "Speaking about matches.....I have decided to do some changing.  Poison.....do you really think you are that tough?  HUH?  Well I don't!  I mean you're part of the NWO.....it only makes sense.  But with that being said....I am STRIPPING you out of the OWC Title match at the PPV.  And INSTEAD.....the person who is more impressive than you.....the person who can do more damage than you......PAINKILLER!  And next week.....I will give some more insight on my newly created match!  Enjoy!"  101 sits down and POPS open a pill container.  The shot cuts off just in time.

JYP is in the ring and is ready for battle.  Just then, AM Punk comes on the titan tron.

Punk: "Well JYP, I have decided to have a very special person face you.  This person is......none other.....than.....The OWC Champ.....SAMI!"  He looks shocked as she comes down to the ring.

Heyman: "You know what this means....it's Champion vs. Champion....but also the OWC Title is on the line.  Can JYP become a person holding 2 title belts?"

 vs.  for the

• 5. Sami (Champ) vs. JYP for the OWC Title

The match stars and Sami quickly does a dropkick to JYP.  Both get up and Sami throws him in the ropes.....he comes back and jumps over the head of Sami.  He continues to run....Sami turns around....BOOM....JYP does a crossbody.  Cover: 1-2-OH!  Both get up but Sami kicks him in the gut.  She goes behind him....and back suplex....but he flips over her.  He runs past her and up the corner.....Whisper in the Wind!  He connects.  He covers: 1-2-NO!  Both get up but Sami punches him in the face this time.  She runs into the ropes....she comes back but ducks a closeline.  JYP turns.....BOOM....jumping calf kick to JYP.  He falls.  Sami is up and has her back to him.  GOOD GOD.....Standing moonsault.  She gets up and is facing him now and.....GOOD GOD....Standing Shooting Star Press.  She covers: 1-2-OH!  Both get up....but JYP lifts her up and....Spinebuster!  He covers now: 1-2-NO!  He can't believe it.  He picks her up and throws her in the corner.  He runs....jumps in the air....trying to land on her shoulders.  He does and he falls back trying for a hurricanrona....but she holds on his legs....lifts his torso up and......POWERBOMB!  Cover: 1-2-HAS HER FOOT ON THE ROPE....REF SEES!  She gets angry.

She climbs the corner.....but JYP grabs her and tosses her over his head and to the mat.  Just then JYP climbs the corner.  Swanton Bomb.....MISSED!  He sits up.....Sami runs into the ropes....comes toward him.....SMACK....a running knee to the face.  She drags him to the corner.  She jumps......Starship Pain....BUT OH....he puts his knees up.  He rolls her up: 1-2-NOOOOOO!

He's tired and mad.  He gets her up....but knees him in the gut....grabs his head......Moonlight Drive.  She drags him close to the corner, but this time climbs it.  She jumps.....GOOD GOD ALMIGHTY.....450 Splash!  Cover: 1-2-HER FOOTS ON THE ROPES-3!  Winner and STILL Champ: Sami

Heyman: "Aw come on!"

Eric: "Aw shut up!"  Punk comes on the titan tron and starts to clap.  Sami raises her title in victory as she is undefeated being champ.  (Commercial)

 vs.

• 6. Bryant vs. Poison (Brood X partners fighting) in a McMahon 101's Forced to Face Match

Heyman: "This match has so much on the line.  These two are partners, their friends, but tonight they are battling each other.  I have no idea what might happen."  Bryant comes to the ring.  The fans boo.  Then the lights go out, the spotlight comes shining to the middle of the ring.  From the rafters, Poison comes down through the light with his bat.

The bell rings and both just stand there.  They slowly walk face to face.

Eric: "You know, Ultimate Warrior did a terrible job.  He couldn't even find Poison to interview him.  Bad management on 101's part."

Bryant starts to talk...... "This is just a friendly match.  Just to fight.  It won't get in the way of us.  Let's give it our all."  Poison just stares on.  Bryant shrugs his shoulder and....BAM....a kick to Poison in the gut.  He pounds on his back with his elbow and then lifts him up for a body slam.  Bryant raises his arms and the crowd boos.  Bryant picks him up and throws him in the ropes.  He comes back and ducks a closeline.  He continues to run and ducks another closeline.  He comes back and.....WOW....does a flying shoulder tackle to Bryant.  Bryant moves backwards but doesn't fall.  Poison gets up and does a hard right hand to him.  He then does an uppercut and Bryant is leaning in the ropes.  He whips Bryant in the ropes....he comes back....WHOA....a big boot right in his face.  Poison then runs in the ropes.....and leg drop!  Cover: 1-2-OH!  Poison gets him up and kicks him in the gut....but Bryant grabs Poison's leg....spins him around....then grabs his torso and....BEARHUG!  He is squeezing and squeezing!  He is hurting Poison's back and ribs.  He is trying to fight out of it.

Just then the lights go out....and come back on and Poison is out of the hold.  Bryant is stunned.  He runs to Poison.....but Poison grabs him and does a spinning powerslam.  Both get up and Poison throws him in the corner.  Poison runs to him.....BIG SPLASH....but Bryant moved.  Bryant grabs him and....backbreaker.

Not releasing.....backbreaker again....then another one!  He drops him and cover: 1-2-OH!  Bryant has had enough and gets him up....but Poison grabs Bryant's head and.....drops him down for a jawbreaker.  Poison then goes behind Bryant.....and reverse DDT.  Poison goes to Bryant's legs.....grabs them.....CATAPULT!  Bryant flies into the corner hitting the turnbuckles.  He turns around....Poison's up......GOOD GOD.....The Poison Knife (Pump Kick).  Cover: 1-2-3!  Winner: Poison

NOOOO.....Bryant kicked out!  HE DID!  Poison has had enough.  He goes and grabs his bat.  Bryant is up....Poison runs.....BAM....Bryant kicks him in the stomach.  Poison drops the bat.  Bryant picks him up for a powerbomb.  He walks around....sets up the Sniperbomb (Powerbomb).....WAIT....just then the lights go out once again.  Gunshots are heard.....lights come on.....and POISON HAS BRYANT IN A ROLL UP!  The ref runs and counts: 1-2-3!  Winner: Poison

Eric: "What just happened?"  Then The King of Kings and The Flaming Money come running down the ramp and get in the ring.  Both stomp on Bryant and Poison.  Just then Sami comes running down the ramp.  Both King and Money run off through the crowd.  Poison rolls out of the ring and heads up the ramp.  Sami helps Bryant stand up.  WHAT????.....Sami kicks Bryant and.....Moonlight Drive!  Poison walks up the ramp......and just then fire bursts into flames.  Out comes Painkiller.  Killer goes straight up to Poison.....grabs him by the throat.  Poison is trying to fight him off.....JUST THEN....the lights go out....come on and.....Poison is NOWHERE to be seen!  Sami looks on in confusion and Painkiller yells with all his might for letting him go:  "NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

As soon as the show comes on, fireworks explode on the entrance stage.  The lights come on and the whole arena is shown.

Eric: "I have a feeling that this show is going to be one for the history books.  So much action, so many great stuff is happening, I can't wait for it.  Speaking about great, we have the star who is in his home country......BRET HART!  Here he comes!"  Hart comes in the ring with the same Toronto shirt as last week.  The fans are on their feet cheering like never before.

Bret: "Now these people know true talent!"  The fans cheer more.  "I am in my home country.....the greatest country in the world.....CANADA!  Do you know why Canada is above the United States and not below like Mexico?  That's because Canada excels better than the United States in everything.....and we Canadians like to be on top in bed too....if you know what I mean!"  The crowd cheers.  "Now last week I was in a very awkward, a very disgusting situation.  It was McMahon 101, Sami, and Stone Cold Steve Austin in the ring.  What do all of them have in common?  Well they all have balls and all act like a low budget movie!  I mean their special effects are worse than The Undertaker's.  Also, we were in a city in the U.S......which makes for a bad atmosphere in the first place.  But tonight is a different story.  Tonight I am going after something I deserve more than anyone.  I am going after the OWC Title!  The Title that I WILL win in my home country!  This is not the poor, the fat-like country of The United States....but this is Canada....the city where Talent is shown!"  Just then Olympic music is played.  IT'S KURT ANGLE!  He comes to the ring.

Kurt: "Wow, you are funnier than Jay Leno!  You are saying that America is the worst country in the world.  I didn't know this was April Fool's Day!"

Bret: "It's not.....the only fool here is you!"

Kurt: "Oh Bret, you see, America is the place for the free.  America gives you opportunities.  It gives you so much!"

Bret: "Yeah, it gave me a lot when I was just jobbing to some small stars.  But I got my chance from an Australian GM, a GM who hasn't even set on America soul.  That was King of the Dead!  Americans don't give anything to anybody!  But this is not America, this is Canada!  So while it is run by a idiot American, we aren't in America!"

Kurt: "But I won an Olympic Gold Medal!  I, as an American, won it!"

Bret: "Good for you, but you aren't called The Best There is, The Best There Was, and The Best There Ever Will Be!"

Kurt: "Well either are you anymore!"  Just then music plays and....STONE COLD!  He comes down the ring in his signature walk.  He comes quickly in the ring and......STUNNER on Bret!  Bret's down!  Austin gets up and.....STUNNER to Angle!  The crowd booed but then cheered!  Austin gets up and waves for some beers!  (Commercial)

In the back is Bret Hart in McMahon 101's office.

Bret: "You listen and you listen to me now!  I am in my home country.....Canada!"

McMahon 101: "Yeah, I heard that quite a lot!"

Bret: "I don't want to be humiliated in my home country.  Stone Cold stunnering me was immature and uncalled for!  I beat him fair and square at Fanaversary.  I am done with him, but he goes ahead and attacks me.  You need to punish him NOW!"

McMahon 101: "Okay, here's what I am going to do.  I will punish YOU if you go ahead and talk like that to me again!"

Bret: "Wait...what?  That is not fair.  I am The Best There is....."  101 interrupts.

McMahon 101: "And so am I.....now get out!"  Bret looks furious.  He lets a huge breathe out and then walks out.

Heyman: "Well we are in Toronto with a sold-out crowd of OVER 20,000 fans.  This is the largest crowd in OWC history!  It has already heated up here.  But we need to get out our first match."

• 1. Ssj5vin (Champ) vs. Tha Truth "The Instant Classic"

The TFC 24/7 Champ, Ssj5vin, comes to the ring.  Then the #1 Contender for the title comes out.  This is a non-title match.

The match starts and both tie-up.  But SS does a kick to the gut to break the tie-up.  He then pokes the eyes of Tha Truth.  He throws him in the ropes....he comes back and ducks a closeline.  SS turns around and....WHACK....a knife edge chop to SS's chest.  He then does another as it echoes the arena.  He throws SS in the ropes now.  Tha bends over to back body drop him....but SS kicks him in the chest.  He bounces up and.....WHAM....a thunderous closeline!  SS covers: 1-2-OH!  Both get up and do right hands to their faces.  SS ducks on and tries for an uppercut forearm.....but Truth backs up.....then a dropkick from him!  Truth covers: 1-2-OH!  Both get up and Truth throws SS in the corner.  He runs to him....but SS lifts his feet up to hit him in the face.  SS runs behind Truth....grabs his head.....NECKBREAKER!  SS runs into the ropes.....Truth rolls on his stomach....SS jumps over him and continues to run....Truth jumps up....SS runs to him....Truth does a hiptoss!

Truth goes and climbs the corner.  SS gets up and.....missile dropkick!  Truth gets up and goes to the corner again.  SS gets up....Truth jumps.....WAIT.....a cross body was blocked as SS caught him in mid-air.  He puts him on his shoulders......throws his feet out behind him.....TKO......BUT WAIT......Truth landed on his feet.  He grabs SS's arms....twists him around and.....WHAM....Killswitch!  Truth covers: 1-2-WAIT....Xtremeonelita comes down the ramp and jumps on both stars.  DING, DING, DING!  Xtreme gets Truth up and punches him in the face.  She throws him in the ropes....he comes back....she jumps in the air and.....Hurricanrona!  Truth flies out of the ring.  SS slowly gets up.  Xtreme waits and....DDT!  Xtreme pulls him by the corner and climbs.  She's up and......GOOD GOD.....Moonsault!  She stands on her feet and points to the TFC 24/7 Title.

Heyman: "Well even though Truth is challenging for the title....I don't think Xtremeonelita is done fighting for it."  (Commercial)

CBM is in the back.  He is in a small room.  It has a blue background but the surrounding areas are dark.  He begins to talk.

CBM: "I have been a victim of a serious, brutal, deadly crime.  This crime can't be matched by anything that has happened before.  Someone tried to take me out.  Someone tried to kill me.  Someone doesn't want me here, and I will find out.  Of course there are people who are saying that he did it or she did it, but I am going to find out for myself.  On War, I am going to search for the suspect.  I don't know who it is, but I will find out.  I don't know why they did it, but I am going to find out.  You listen to me and listen to me NOW......no one can destroy me!  No one can take me out!  I am the leader of the biggest faction in this company's history.....NWO!  I am not going down yet.  I will continue my wrath and take over this show and then TFC!  I will take out the 101 family.  This company needs to be run by a leader, a person who can take anything....and that's me!  Because I am CBM: Remarkable, Sensational, Absolutely Phenomenal."

Eric: "That is so right!  Whoever took out CBM....will pay!  Maybe it was even you Heyman!"

Heyman: "Well you know if I could shoot someone....you would know who it would be!"

• 2. Saleem w/ The Real King of Kings vs. The King of Kings w/ The Flaming Money (Champs)

The OWC Tag Team Champs are in the ring.

The Flaming Money: "As you guys can all see, I am racking up the money like a owner of a business, but then the government comes and takes my money and gives it to the less fortunate.  But that doesn't matter because by each passing week, I get more and more.  With these titles, I get more money than ever.  I mean I am already ahead of my partner's opponent as he hasn't held a single title.  That's why money isn't money until it's in my hands!"  The Real King of Kings comes down with Saleem.  Saleem gets in the ring.  Real King and Money are outside the ring.

The bell rings and Saleem quickly does a kick to the gut of King.  He then slaps his head in a cocky fashion.  King stands straight up and WHAM....slaps the face of Saleem.  Saleem looks away....rubs his face....turns to King.....WHAM....a hard right hand.  He then continues with another right....and then another!  Saleem throws him in the ropes....but reversed.  Saleem comes back and King grabs Saleem's head....and RAMS it down on his knee.  Saleem bounces up and King does a closeline!  Saleem comes up quickly though.  King turns around.....BAM....a knife edge chop to his chest.  Saleem then lifts King up and....atomic drop.  Saleem backs up then and....dropkick!  Saleem covers: 1-2-NO!  Saleem then goes to King's head and does a headlock.  He wrenches his head back cutting off the circulation!  King gets to his feet and nails elbows to the gut of Saleem.  He breaks the hold.  King grabs Saleem and throws him in the ropes....he comes back and....SPINEBUSTER!  King taunts and the crowd cheers.  Saleem gets up and King kicks him in the gut.  He sets up the Pedigree.....but Saleem pushes King back.  Saleem is on his knees.  King turns to him....but Saleem comes up and gives him a back body drop.  King gets up and Saleem tries to lift him up....but King slides behind him and then picks Saleem up for.....a back suplex.  King gets up and goes to the top rope.  He sets it up....JUMPS.....GOOD GOD....Frog Splash....but Saleem put his knees!  It catches King in the gut.  He is in pain!  Saleem gets up and then his opponent up.  He puts King on his shoulders and......GOOD GOD.....F-5!  Saleem covers: 1-2-3!  Winner: Saleem with The Real King of Kings

Real King comes in the ring and stomps on King.  But Money comes in and pushes Real King away.  He does that....but Saleem turns sideways and......BAM....Sweet Chin Music!  Money falls instantly.  Saleem puts on a cocky smile....shakes his head....and walks away.  (Commercial)

In the back is Ultimate Warrior.  Saleem walks by him.  Warrior goes to him and stops him.

Warrior: "Saleem.....with the OWC Tag Champs being defeated 2 weeks in a row by NWO stars, are you going for the titles?"

Saleem: "Let me tell you something.  There is no reason why I should go after that.  I mean seriously.....the tag titles?  NO!  If I wanted to be tag champs, I would have still stayed with my idiotic brother and sister.  I am the most underrated star on this show.  I-Am-The-Highlight-of-this-Show!  I-Am-The-Very-Best!  And you will see that soon.....but until then.....ta ta!"  The camera goes back to Poison and Bryant in the locker room.

Bryant: "The Brood X is in action again.  We won last week and we will do it again tonight.  But Poison, we need to step this NWO thing up."  Bryant looks at the camera.  "We are challenging the OWC Tag Champs for your titles!  That's right....me and Poison against you 2!  We beat you last week and we will do it again!"  He looks at Poison.  "But we have a match tonight that we need to focus on.  With your mind games and my strength, we are the most dominate team.  We are in a handicap match, but that won't matter.  It's time for the NWO to run wild so that we can finally get what we want."  Becky is in the ring.

Becky: "Alright, I want to give an old friend a visit.  I haven't talked to her for awhile.  This person.....well.....Sharona!"  Sharona comes down the ramp and into the ring.  The fans cheer.  "Why Sharona, how are you doing?"

Sharona: "I am fine, how are you?"

Becky: "I am good, thanks.  Now come on....sit down."  There are 2 bar stools in the ring.  Becky sits down and Sharona sits down too.  "Now Sharona, how's life been treating you?"

Sharona: "It's been fine....really, it has."

Becky: "Good....good.  Now let's talk about your career for a little bit.  How about the Tough Enough Title.  You lost it at Fanaversary....how has that effected you?"

Sharona: "Well I am totally fine about it.  But I would like to announce it right here that I am determined and I am set to become main event level.  That's right....I am going to become a main event star and one day win the OWC Title!"

Becky: "That's a big goal....truly it is!  Good luck with that.  But now let's talk about your personal life.  Just for a second now.  Have you been getting along with people in the back?"

Sharona: "OH yeah!  I consider myself a veteran here.  I wish the new people luck and I am making new friends and helping them along the way."

Becky: "That's nice.  You seem like a nice person....you really do.  Now do you do to get along with them?"

Sharona: "Um.....well we talk and...."  Becky buts in.

Becky: "And hug?"

Sharona: "What?"

Becky: "Sorry, go ahead and continue."

Sharona: "Well we talk and play games and....." Becky interrupts again.

Becky: "And Kiss?"

Sharona: "What are you talking about?"

Becky: "Sorry, I tend to talk to myself sometimes.  Sorry, please continue."

Sharona: "Well that's basically it.  You know, just friend stuff."

Becky: "That's it?"  Becky stands up dramatically.  "Are you kidding me?  That's it?  NOTHING ELSE?"

Sharona: "No, that's about it?"

Becky: "Well do you have any crush on anyone?"

Sharona: "What kind of question is that?"  Becky starts to yell.

Becky: "Come on....just say it!  The King.....The Real King of Kings!!!!"

Sharona: "What about him?"

Becky: "You know exactly what about him.  Come on, we all know!  Just spit it out!"

Sharona: "WHAT?"

Becky: "You like him....YOU LOVE HIM!  You hug, kiss....you are all over him!"

Sharona: "You Know....."  Becky puts her hand on Sharona's mic and she stops talking.  Becky drops her mic....grabs the stool......GOOD GOD ALMIGHTY......WHAM, BAM, CRASH.....Smashes it over the head of Sharona!  She falls unconscious.  Becky gets down to Sharona's face and grabs a mic.

Becky: "Do you get what I am saying NOW?"  Becky slowly gets up....steps over Sharona and looks on!  (Commercial)

JYP, the Tough Enough Champ, is in the ring.  Jeff Hardy comes out.  He's still a little banged up from his match against CBM.  Then AM Punk comes out.  The crowd boos.  Just then.....WOW....CM PUNK!  He comes to the ring.  AM starts the match against Jeff.

• 3. Jeff Hardy & JYP (Champ) vs. AM Punk & CM Punk

The match starts and AM quickly does a kick to Jeff.  He does a side kick to his ribs.  He picks him up and....body slam.  AM then jumps....and leg drop.  He then gets up and does it again.  He covers: 1-2-OH!  Both get up and AM throws him in the corner....but Jeff runs up it and.....WOW....Whisper in the Wind!  Jeff's back is hurting.  He gets up and so does AM.  Jeff throws him in the ropes.  He comes back but ducks a closeline.  Jeff turns around.....GOOD GOD.....a roundhouse kick to the side of Jeff's head and it knocks him down.  AM grabs his leg and....half boston crab!  He is tugging and pulling back.  But Jeff is fighting and....gets to the ropes.  AM lets go and....TAG: CM Punk.  CM gets in and stomps away on Jeff.  He gets him up....but Jeff does a right hand to him.  He kicks him in the gut....but CM catches his foot.  But....WHAM....Jeff with an enzigiri.  He crawls to the corner and....TAG: JYP.  He comes in and attacks CM.  He kicks him in the gut and....vertical suplex.  He runs into the ropes and....senton splash.  He covers: 1-2-NO!  JYP gets him up....but Punk pushes him in a corner.  He does some shoulder tackles.  He tries to lift JYP up on the top....but JYP pushes him away.  JYP runs to him.....BUT....a scoop powerslam!  CM goes and....TAG: AM Punk.

Heyman: "Well here it is....these 2 facing off.  A rivalry that really is heated right now."

AM gets JYP up and....right, left, right, left, right, left hands.  Then a side kick to the ribs.....a spinning kick to his gut.....then a backhand to the face.  JYP falls back and bounces off the ropes.  He comes back to AM....but he lifts him up.  He has him on his shoulders and is looking for....GTH (Go To Hell).....but JYP slides behind him.  AM turns around and.....BAM...Spinebuster from JYP.  JYP then motions and gets AM up.  He signals for the ending.  He sets the pedigree....but AM takes JYP's legs out from underneath him.  AM then holds on and.....catapult....JYP's face goes right into the corner.  CM runs in and.....baseball slide to the legs of Jeff who....BAM....hits his head off the ring apron and he flies backwards.  JYP comes back to the middle of the ring....lifted by AM and.....GTH (Knee to face).  Cover: 1-2-3!  Winner: AM Punk and CM Punk.

Eric: "Well the Punks win it, but can AM do that when he faces JYP in their final, end all match?"  (Commercial)

McMahon 101 is in his office.  Stephanie, Linda, and Shane are by him.

McMahon 101: "Now I got a couple things to say.  First of all, Sami...what happened?  I mean last week you won, but you got hit in the head with a lead pipe.  Yes, you can say that was me, but it was for your own good.  It wasn't to harm you....really.  I mean lead is a natural element.  It's from the earth....just like water, soil, food, air.....it's all from it.  And we all know nothing from the Earth will hurt us.  So I think you are over exaggerating this.  I just hope that the earth elements are naturally balanced in you.  But now I have some announcements concerning OWC's Bloody Night.  We are going to have.....Poison and Bryant vs. The Flaming Money and The King of Kings in an OWC Tag Title Match.  Next, it's Saleem vs. Jerichoholic for the TFC Championship.  Yeah, is that shocking?  Now around and around we go.  I now come to CBM.  You CBM.....well you may be hurting more than ever.  You may even have some injuries.  An injured neck, back, arm, head, and even heart....but it won't matter.  Because you are competing at Bloody Night.  OH YES YOU ARE!  And if you don't.....well we don't want you go get shot again.....do we?  So healthy or not....be ready.  But as in our main event.  This match is brand new!  Never seen before.  It is built for people who are strong, people who have endurance, and people who can mentally stand brutality.  And this match.....the participants are.....well whoever wins the title tonight vs. Poison vs. Bryant!  That's right....Bryant and Poison are in 2 matches....and it's all NWO stars!  The destruction of NWO will end!  IT WILL!"

Eric: "What?  This is totally unfair!  Bryant in 2 matches?  Could 101 be more sadistic?  Can he be crueler?"

Heyman: "Well what I learned, there are more matches for the PPV to come, so everyone stay tuned."

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• 4. Bryant & Poison vs. StreetHawk, Jerichoholic, and Captain Pwnage in a 3-1 Handicap Match

Bryant starts out the match against Jerichoholic.  Both walk around the ring and try to lock-up....but Bryant nails JJ in the face with a punch....then he kicks him in the face.  JJ quickly falls.  Bryant gets him up and....already has him up for My Terminated Soul (3 backbreakers).  Bryant covers: 1-2-OH!  Bryant gets angry and gets JJ up.  He throws him in the ropes.....but JJ comes back and ducks the closeline.  Bryant turns....CODEBREAKER!.....but Bryant let JJ fall on his back.  Bryant yells to Poison for the bat.  He throws Bryant it.  JJ gets up using the ropes....turns around.....WHAM....bat right into gut!  Ding, Ding, Ding!  Bryant then BASHES it right on the back of JJ.  He is in agony.  Bryant then runs to his opponent's corner.  They both get off the apron....but then the lights go out.  They come back on and....POISON is right behind them.  They turn and see Poison.  Both run back into the ring and get up.  Bryant is staring in their faces and.....WHAM, BAM.....hits both of them in the gut with the bat.  StreetHawk stands straight up and.....SMASH....hits his head.  He turns to Captain and hits it on his back and he falls.  Poison comes in the ring and both Bryant and Poison stand in the middle.  Bryant gets a mic.

Bryant: "You guys have to be dumber than we though.  I mean everyone could see that we didn't care about this match.  We already got our title shots coming, we don't need to face you.  We just helped Saleem out into winning the TFC Title easier.  We could have cared less about this match.  It's all about punishment and rewards....and we got them BOTH!"  (Commercial)

5.   vs. for the

The crowd boos Sami as she comes out.  The crowd cheers for Bret.  And each punch, each kick, each move, they cheer for Bret and boo Sami.  The match starts and both tie up....but Bret quickly slides behind Sami and...german suplex.  They cheer.  Bret goes and pats Sami on the head.  She gets up and walks around the ring.  Both go and lock up....but Sami does a cheap shot by kicking Bret in the stomach.  He pounds on his back and then....neackbreaker.  Sami gets up and raises her arm.  She stands and then....GOOD GOD.....Standing Shooting Star Press!  She then gets back up and has her back to him and.....Standing Moonsault.  Cover: 1-2-OH!  Sami gets Bret up and throws him in the ropes.....he comes back only to stop in his tracks.....grab Sami and....belly to belly!  Great counter!  Bret goes and locks on Sami's head for a headlock....but Sami quickly gets up and rolls forward so Bret rolls over her releasing the hold.  Both get up and.....dropkick from Sami!  Both get up again and Sami punches him in the face.

She whips him in the ropes....he comes back and....armdrag!  Both get up and armdrag again.  Both get up....but this time Bret kicks Sami in the gut before the armdrag and then....suplex.  He gets up....runs in the ropes....and knee to her face.  He gets up.....and does it again.  He covers: 1-2-OH!  He pounds on the mat in frustration.  He gets her up and throws her HARD in the corner....and she falls down!  Bret gets her up and....another belly to belly.  This time he runs in the ropes....and drop an elbow to her face.  She holds her face in pain.  He then climbs to the second rope and.....GOOD GOD....drops an elbow from there....but Sami caught him in the face with her boot.  He goes back and leans in a corner.  Sami lifts him up and places him on top.  She climbs.  She stands on the top rope.....jumps.....GOOD GOD ALMIGHTY.....Hurricanrona from the top rope!  Bret lands right on his back and neck.  Sami covers: 1-2-NO!  She gets up and he sits up on the mat.  Sami goes in front of him and....BAM....a running knee to the face.  She covers again: 1-2-OH!

Both slowly get up....but Bret goes down and grabs Sami's legs.  He twists and......SHARPSHOOTER!  He is tugging and tugging!  He's pulling and wrenching.  Sami is screaming and in pain.  She is in agony.  She crawls to the ropes....but Bret pulls back to the center.  She is hurting more and more.  She crawls again and....GOT IT!  1-2-3-4....the ref counts and Bret breaks the hold.  Sami uses the ropes to get up....but Bret goes behind her and.....GOOD GOD....german suplex!  She lands right on her neck.  He doesn't release and gets up.....german suplex!  Doesn't release and....german suplex with a bridge: 1-2-NO!  Bret is getting angry.  He goes and....Sharpshooter.....but Sami twists it and he hits his face right into the corner.  He comes walking out and Sami is up and.....Jumping Calf Kick!  He falls down and Sami pushes him to the corner.  She goes....jumps......GOOD GOD ALMIGHTY......Starship Pain....but Bret put his knees up!  Sami holds in stomach in pain.  Bret gets Sami up and sets it up and......GOOD GOD ALMIGHTY.....Piledriver!  Sami's head planted in the mat!  Cover: 1-2-3!!!!!

NOOOOO....ONLY 2!  Bret starts kicking the ropes....but then looks at the crowd and he knows he's in Canada.  He gets Sami....but she grabs his head and....inside cradle.....1-2-3!!!!!......NOOOO......ONLY 2!  Both quickly get up and....double closeline!  Both lye in the middle of the ring.  1-2-3-4-5-6-7-both get to their feet.  Both do right hands.....but Bret ducked one.....pushes Sami back and....BAM...hits the referee!  She also falls.  Bret goes outside and....grabs a chair.  He comes in.  Sami is checking on the ref but then gets up.  She turns.....BAM....hits her right in the gut.  He sets it down.  He sets her up and.....GOOD GOD ALMIGHTY.....Piledriver ON THE CHAIR!  Bret pushes the chair out of the ring.  The ref is knocked down though.  JUST THEN....a ref comes down the ramp into the ring.  1-2-3!  Winner and New OWC Champ: Bret Hart

Eric: "What?  This can't happen!"

Heyman: "Sorry, but it didn't!"  The ref notices Sami's leg is right under the ropes.  He signals off the bell to be sounded and tells them to continue!  Bret isn't happy at all.  Bret plants an elbow to Sami's head and covers: 1-2-WAIT.....Bryant comes down the ramp and pushes the ref out of the ring and....BAM...throws him against the barricade.  Bret gets up and spits in the face of Bryant.  The first ref is getting to his feet now.  Bret goes to Sami.  He leans down to pick Sami up....but she grabs his head again and....inside cradle: 1-2-3!  Winner and Still OWC Champ: Sami

Eric: "YES, YES, YES....now this is how it's suppose to work!"  Bryant comes in the ring and stares directly at Sami.  Both stare one on one.  Just then the lights go out.......gun shots are heard......the lights come back on.....and both Sami and Bryant are lying on the mat.....but LOOK.....Poison is standing in the middle of the ring with the OWC Title!  BUTTTT.......right behind him.....NO....NO......It's PAINKILLER!  Poison turns his head and.....BAM.....Killer grabs Poison by the throat.  Lifts him up and.....CHOKESLAM!