Lights, Camera, Action!  It's here once again!  Graphic fades away and cuts to a shot with McMahon 101 in a lounge chair.

McMahon 101: "Hello everyone and welcome again to McMahon's Mediocre Massacre.  This is the second edition of this show but the first one of the NEW YEAR!  I would first like to say Happy New Year everyone!  With this being the new year, I think I should bring it in anything but mediocre.  We have a great show line-up tonight as we will see if The Great Khali can order me pizza via telephone, we have a special interview with the NEW Universal Champion Kurt Angle, and we also have a musical performance. Let's start off with our interview.  Come on done Kurt Angle!"  Kurt sits on the second lounge chair in the set and sets his title on the end table.  "I would first like to say congratulations on being the NEW Universal champion.  It must have been hard work?"

Kurt: "Hard work?  No not really.  I mean it is very surprising.  I mean one minute I am on Xtreme and not getting anything at all from matches to titles, but then I get traded.  I thought the trade should how bad I was, but I realized it should how good I was.  Ecie put me in the title contender's hunt and I won two matches against hard stars to win it.  So I can say it was hard work but I am an Olympic gold medalist."

McMahon 101: "Well that gold medal does mean something.  You know I try to look at you when you talk but that title is so shiny and so bright that it shines right in my eyes and nearly blinds me.  Do you ever walk down the street or in the airport and people need to wear sunglasses to look at you with that title?"

Kurt: "What kind of question is that?"

McMahon 101: "It's just a question that I think many people, including me, want to know."

Kurt: "Really, did you ask them before the show for what dumb question to ask Angle?  Well I am all up for some comedy in shows.  In fact, one time, just before I got here, I was at an autograph signing.  I was got out of my limo with my title around my waist.  One person saw me come out and he was on top of a flight of stairs.  He was walking down when he looked up.  The sun hit my title and reflected right into his eyes...I guess.  He was blinded and lost his step (you know, since he couldn't see) and fell down the steps."

McMahon 101: "Was he alright?"

Kurt: "I am not sure.  I laughed and then walked into the building where I was giving autographs."

McMahon 101: "Wow that is quite a story.  Well thank-you Kurt for being here and good luck on your title reign."  Kurt Angle walks off the set and the camera shot goes back onto McMahon 101.  "Okay, it's time that everyone was been waiting for.  It's time for The Great Khali to order me pizza because I am starving." The Great Khali comes out and sits in the lounge chair where Angle use to sit.  "Hello Khali!"

Khali: "hdlkd sdkfjf k skfj dfkjf kf fkfj f"

McMahon 101: "That's what she said."  McMahon then laughs his head off and can't stop laughing.  "I am sorry Khali.  Anyway, here is what I need you to do.  I want to get a pizza.  You are going to have to order it for me.  Thanks Khali.  Now put the phone on speakerphone."  The phone is on speakerphone and it can be heard all throughout the set.  Khali gets the phone and stars punching in the number.  The phone rings and someone picks up.

Pizza Man: "Hello?"

Khali: "dkfs askdf jskfj fajsf sdj."

Pizza Man: "What?"

Khali: "dkfs askdf jskfj fajsf sdj!!!!"

Pizza Man: "Dude, I can't understand what you are saying.  Who are you and what do you want?"

Khali: "kljdfks dk jsa fkdf , dkfjad fkfkjfs fkjd fkf kd, kdjfa kfkjf skfja fka fffk.  Skf ja kjfkfj ks kj fsl sdfk f."

Pizza Man: "Oh ok...? Listen, do you know this is a pizza restaurant right, not some kind of mumble jumble jungle store where your king kong relatives work at?"

Khali: "sdkf skdfj ska uejw ankdj fnj ckgmgj!!!!"

Pizza Man: "You know what hippo, I am just about down with you and your little hocus pocus non-sense here.  When you want to order a pizza, then say it right.  By the sound of it, I don't think a pizza can fill you up anyway.  You might need something half your size to fill you up!"  He then hangs up the phone.

McMahon 101: "Oh, I am sorry Khali.  You failed to order me pizza, now get out of here.  Good thing War GM ecie just extended your contract because otherwise, you would have been FIRED!"  Khali leaves the set.  "Well we are just about over for today but we have our musical performance right now.  Ladies and Gentleman, please welcome, Jillian Hall and she will be signing my theme song!"

Jillian has a microphone set up around her ear and a mic leading to her face.  She is holding a Guitar Hero guitar in her hands and starts to play.

Jillian: "McMahon 101, this one is for you and your show and for TFC.  A 1, 2, 3:

She then throws her guitar down on the floor and shatters it.  As the song went on, it got louder and louder.  Soon, the whole set started to shake and everyone was holding their eyes, except McMahon 101!

McMahon 101: "Jillian, Jillian, I have to stop you.  Let me tell you something.  You are the best singer I have ever heard.  How would you like if I hire you for this show to be my all star talent with top entertainment?"

Jillian: "(Jillian in a joyful and ecstatic mood) Really?!  OH Man.  Yes I will take it.  Did everyone hear that, I am the new all star talent.  Let me voice be heard all over the world!  Thank you McMahon 101, thank-you!"

McMahon 101: "That is all the time we have here tonight.  Thanks everyone for joining us and we will be back here next week at the same time, same place!  Also don't miss the Slammy Awards tomorrow in a LIVE blog.  If you haven't, Vote now for the nominees!"  Camera shot fades and leads to the graphic.

Don't forget the Slammy Awards tomorrow at midnight!