McMahon 101: "Hello Everyone. It feels great to be back as TFC chairman. Yes, that is right, it is now TFC again. You know what TFC stands for....The Fan's Company. With that in mind, I want to hear from you fans. Down below are polls. Please vote on them as i would like to hear from you and what you think. Thanks!"
This means that OWC can pick stars from War, Xtreme, and Smackdown. But Smackdown, Xtreme, and War can't pick OWC stars.
Thanks for voting. Brought to you by the chairman of TFC: McMahon 101
The lights flicker, the camera shakes, and then the smoke sprays. The cloud of fog clears and McMahon 101 is standing infront of the camer.
McMahon 101: "Welcome everyone to my talk show. Man, I haven't had this for months. In fact, this is the return of "McMahon's Mediocre Massacre". We saw weeks, in fact, months of "Vickie's View", which was the talk show that took my place. Well this show is back and we have stuff to get to. TFC's Wrestlemania 1 PPV is just a week away. In fact, a week from yesterday, so making it 6 days away. We have so many great matches for it. On the card is......
Randy Orton vs. Stone Cold Steve Austin for the World Heavyweight Championship.
Next is Edge vs. Rocky Balboa
Another is a triple threat match for the Universal Heavyweight title. It's the 2009 Royal Rumble winner, Bobby Lashley, vs. The Undertaker vs. John Cena
Then is is the OWC Championship match as Hitman619 vs. Wrestlefreak vs. CBM with the referee skills of Earl Hebner being the referee.
It's Smackdown vs. OWC as "The Animal" Mattattack vs. Chris Jericho.
We have other matches being contested, but the one everyone is looking forward to is the match that is going to change TFC FOREVER. It is me, McMahon 101, vs. Vickie Guerrero in a NO DQ match. The winner will be the chairman of TFC and the GM of TFC. If I win, I can do whatever I want with Vickie Guerrero. But if Vickie wins, I will be forced to be her servent.
It is all on the line. Vickie, you saw me take out Mark Henry this week on OWC and next week I am going to take out Wrestlemaniac. It will just be me vs. you. I never knew what you did until I came back from my car crash. I was almost paralized and I see that you are running TFC and making it "your company". You even go and change the name to VGC and change the logo to this:
Vickie, this company is not about you. This company is strictly about the fans. I will take you out and we will no longer see the face of a dude lady in TFC again. Now you saw my dance on OWC this week as i danced, to what should be, your theme song "Dude Looks Like a Lady". Here is the dance one more time:
We also saw your hyena laugh on OWC, watch it!
I mean, I don't get why you have this laugh. I mean are you part animal, part man? You just make me through up in my mouth. Vickie, Vickie, Vickie." McMahon laughs and laughs. "Anyway, with TFC's Wrestlemania 1 next week, we need to pick our theme song for the event. So vote now and it will be announced later this week! You can vote UNLIMITED amount of times, but the votes will be kept secret."
All of a sudden, Vickie Guerrero comes on the tron in McMahon 101's set.
Vickie: "McMahon 101, I am not paying for this show. This is a wasteful show and is pointless. So I am shutting it of NOW!"
McMahon 101: "no, no, no, NOOOOOOO!" The mic cuts and the screen goes.......
The camera goes around the set and goes to McMahon 101, the chairman of TFC, who is sitting in a director's chair.
McMahon 101: "Hello everyone and welcome to a NEW edition of "McMahon's Mediocre Massacre". This is my talk show and I bring something new and different each week. Now today, I have Smackdown's star, Umaga, on the show. Also, if you have been following my talk show lately, then you know that The Great Khali tried and failed to order me a pizza. Luckily, War's GM Ecie has given it to me. I will talk about that later. First, I would like to say I hope everyone liked the Anniversary show from TFC. The Anniversary show marking the 7th month reign of this company. The live blog show was also a huge success. You can see all of the action and the end of The Brand War and which GM and brand out beat the other at this link. Second, see MY wrestling show this week, OWC, as we will see the biggest heel in TFC right now, CBM, go against the animal Mattattack. It should be a great night and I know I will be there. My assistant Vickie Guerrero hasn't been getting along with the TFC GMs and other stars of TFC lately. She is just trying to make the best of TFC and try to make my job easier, and I have to say she is doing a great job. Now, after a little update in part of TFC, let's go to The Great Khali." Khali walks on the set and sits on a bar stool. As soon as he sits down, the chair breaks. "Khali, what are you doing? Can't you think before you sit down?"
Khali: "sa ei dkfj dgag!!!"
McMahon 101: "I don't care if your dog peed on you because he thought you were a tree; well that is what I think you said. Anyway, after failing twice to order and give me a pizza, War GM Ecie, gave me the pizza. Now I have to say it was pepperoni. I don't like pepperoni pizza, but it passed. I ate it. I was waiting for one for so long. Khali, I know there aren't many people of your kind. I mean, there are some left on those Gecko commercials....you know....the cavemen. I couldn't get them but I got someone else. Khali, please meet Smackdown's star, Umaga." Umaga comes on the set. Khali know sits on a couch, that can hold him and across from him, Umaga sits on a couch. In between them is a coffee table. "Umaga, nice for you to come here, and thanks Skitzo for allowing me to have Umaga."
Umaga: "daei gae donta sdfi egt."
McMahon 101: "Really! I never knew that." McMahon looks to a side camera and raises his eye brows. "Anyway, I would like you to meet Khali. Khali, please meet Umaga." Both stare at each other.
Umaga: "sidf wenad fasd?"
Khali: "dkfa dfwien dub pej awejd fubg!"
Umaga: "eodf!!!! Sdfjas fdjo weyouqp."
Khali: "I kowen s aeit ahf pizzae."
Umaga: "Ie wantse somese pizzaes."
McMahon 101: "I see you to are having a good time. Well, don't get to close to each other, don't need a freak born on my show, I mean that is not what this show is about." (After saying the sentence, McMahon 101 looks at Jillian Hall and has a big but fake smile. "Khali, I know I feel bad for making fun of you and getting on your back.....well I could never get on that back......I would need a crane to lift me up there. I want to make it up to you. I wanted a pizza from you; well I decided to get you a pizza. I been searching around and I found out your favorite pizza. Come on crew, bring it in." They bring in an extra large pizza and put it on the coffee table. "I tried to look around for a pizza your size, but they said that the pizza was WAY TO BIG to make. I know this won't fill you up, but it's the least I can do." McMahon 101 opens the pizza box and shows the pizza pie. Umaga then looks at it.
Umaga: "PIZZAES!!!" Umaga then jumps up from the couch and makes a fist and punches the pizza. Pieces of the pizza fly in the air and go everywhere. "PIZZAES, PIZZAES, PIZZAES!" Umaga trying to say "pizza" and then grabs the pizza....lifts it up....and then throws it to the ground and starts stepping on it. Khali then stands up.
Khali: "WHATES AREES YOUE DOINGSS????"
McMahon 101: "What are you doing?"
Khali: "THATSE MYE PIZZAE!!!!"
McMahon 101: "Stop Umaga, Stop." Umaga stops stomping on the pizza and then looks at McMahon 101. "That pizza was for Khali. Well Khali, I am sorry for your pizza, but now you know how I feel. Well thanks for my guests and see all of you next time." The shot fades and goes to the graphic.
The lights are on, the camera is focused, and McMahon 101 appears on the screen.
McMahon 101: "Hello everyone and welcome to a weird date as its January 9th in 09. I don't know if the number 9 has a meaning, but I think it means food, as finally I get my pizza that last week I never got all because of The Great Khali. Right here tonight, we are having the War GM, Ecie, and The Great Khali on McMahon's Mediocre Massacre as they will go and get me a pizza. Now we will be following them as they ride to a pizza restaurant as they have their own camera in their car. Let's go to them now.
Ecie: "Hi McMahon 101. Yes, we are driving to a local pizza place to get you your pizza. We will be there before the show is over. Oh yeah, The Great Khali has something to say.
Ecie: "How many times do I have to tell you? Slow and small words!"
Khali: "soray! Sakdfj d is fdfPizzah!"
Ecie: "Well we are at here to get the pizza and we will talk to you in a little later."
McMahon 101: "Okay Ecie. I am here with last week's success, Jillian Hall! Hi Jillian."
Jillian: "HI MCMAHON!" As she says that, she smiles and talks louder than ever with her perky voice!"
McMahon 101: "Now, I loved your signing last week, in fact, I even showed it at last week's Slammy Awards. It got a big ovation and big reaction. Are you planning for your next music show?"
Jillian: "OH YES! SEE MCMAHON, I KNOW YOU KNOW WHAT ENTERTAINMENT AND WHAT TRUE TALANT IS! I WON'T LET YOU DOWN, AND I WILL SING A SONG FOR YOU THAT I WILL WRITE."
McMahon 101: "Great, I can't wait. See you later. Oh yeah, don't thank me. It was Vickie Guerrero's idea."
Jillian: "MAN, SHE MAKES A LOT OF DECISIONS FOR YOU!"
McMahon 101: "what are you talking about? No she doesn't. Well let's go to Ecie and Khali as the show is just about over." The camera shot goes to Ecie and Khali but both are outside of their car. "Ecie, why are you outside?"
Ecie: "hi McMahon 101. Well I have some bad news. Khali and I got your pizza, but we have bad news. We can't give it to you."
McMahon 101: "WHAT, WHY?"
Ecie: "Well everything was fine when we were driving there. We got the pizza and we were driving back."
McMahon 101 "YES.....?!"
Ecie: "Well Khali leaned over to get your pizza, as we got to the studio. I couldn't see, since you know: Everyone says all women are bad drivers. I guess they are right. I couldn't see out of my car, and I wrecked."
McMahon 101: "Are you alright?"
Ecie: "Yes I am. Khali is not though. As you know, I was driving a car you rented for us, well I accidentally hit into khali's car. He got all mad and left the rental car. Actually, when he got out of the car, one of the tired popped. It was a sight to see!"
McMahon 101: "haha, well that's what Khali gets. He will be paying for that. I think he should go on the seafood diet (when he sees food, he eats it)." McMahon starts laughing again and non-stop. Well it looks like Khali wants the pizza more than I do. That is all the time we have here tonight. Thanks everyone and goodnight!" The show ends with a McMahon's Mediocre Massacre logo.
