Tazz: "ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the biggest party of the summer, Summerslam, and we got big matches right here from WAR!"
Cole: "thats right Tazz, we got title matches, stipulation matches and we will hear from the chairman of TFC on his ongoing coverage of who is is going to FIRE! but lets get started with the brass knuckles championship"
Cole: "this match is hardcore holly, who is the champion going against tommy dreamer for the brass knuckles title. now if no one is familiar with this match, well here how it goes. both stars are allowed to use brass knuckles, everything is legal, and the only way to win is by pinfall or making our oppenent sumit."
this match was one for the record books. each star went back and forth. move after move, the two stars never gave up. tommy then brought in a chair, and started to hammer holly with it. holly could barely stand up, but he did with using th ropes, and as dreamer tuned around, holly nailed dreamer with the brass knuckles and got the pinfall and retained the title.Tazz: "wow what a match, up next is mr. kennedy facing off against HHH, but lets go to todd grisham in the back."
Todd: "thanks tazz, i am here standing with the world tag team champions, charlie haas and shelton benjamin, and tonight you two are facing off against legend of doom, who do u feel before your match?"
Charlie: "i will answer this benjamin. Todd, it is very simple, we beat LOD before and we are going to beat them again. we are most certainly the worlds greatest tag team, now get out of our ways" Todd: "you heard it right here ladies and gentlemen, now lets send it back to cole"
Cole: "thanks Todd, now is the match for the north american championship. it is kennedy vs. HHH" this match was a great one on one battle as these stars both fought inside and outside the ring. counter after counter, this was a back and forth battle. kennedy had HHH in the corner and set him up on the top rope and kennedy gave HHH a superplex and both were laying in the middle of the ring. HHH got up at the same time as kennedy and as soon as ken turned around HHH nailed ken with the pedigree and got the 1-2 and NO, kickout at 2. HHH couldnt believe it, and got up and just stared up to the sky thinking on what to do next, but as HHH turned around, kennedy nailed him with the mic check and retained the title.
Tazz: "wow what a match, but right now is the tag team match for the universal tag team titles." it was the worlds greatest tag team vs. LOD for the tag team titles. this was absolutly a great tag team match. both tagged in and out multiple times, but the winners were the world's greatest tag team, charlie haas and benjamin as the retained the gold."
Todd: "we are hear with eddie gurrero as he will face off against chris beniot and ultimo warrior in a triple threat match for the universal title. now eddie you havent faced off against two stars yet here in TFC, so this means that you have a lesser chance for keeping your gold." Eddie: "that is right, i havent faced off in a triple threat match yet, but what i can tell you that this match is going to be al me and all but friendly. i am starting to feel like McMahon 101, the chairman of TFC, right now. really i am getting tired of all these stars. and who knows, McMahon 101 could be firng me anyway, so really i dont care, but i am going to give it my all."
Tazz: "ladies and gentleman, here comes goldburgh out to the ring, but what does he want?"
Goldburg: " i am here to issue a challange for anyone who thinks that they could beat me here in the locker room." as soon as he said that, the music hit and here comes bobby lashley down to the ring and goes right on attack at goldburg. the bell is sound, and we have our selves a great heavyweight match. each pulled out to be the better man, but suplex and suplex, powerbomb after powerbomb, and spear after spear, these men couldnt stay down. but after the second spear to bobby, lashly gets up and turns around and finds himself in the jackhammer slam as goldburg got the win.
Cole: "ladies and gentlemen, its time for the universal title match." down to the ring, all three men, chris beniot, gurrero, and warrior are in the ring to start the match.this was every triple threat match dream. this match had everything. beniot brought in a chair and SMASHED warrior right over the head with it. chris pinned him, but eddie came in and broke it up. eddie then went out as chris and warrior fought in the ring with muliple suplexes and irish whips to the ropes with some grapple moves, as eddie went outside to get a table. he set it up on the outside and it was the perfect timing as warrior through beniot right over the top rope flying in mid air and landed and WENT RIGHT THROUGH the table. Tazz: "OUCH, THATS GOTTA HURT!!!!!"
after that move, beniot was laid out and only warrior and eddie fought in the ring. eddie gave warrior the three suplexes and went to the tope rope for the frog splash, but with the chari being in used earlier in the match, ultimo warrior grabbed it and hit eddie over the head with it making eddie fall right to the mat and not moving an inch. warrior went for a warrior splash and went for the cover but at last second, beniot came in all bloddy and bruised and stopped the count. warrior getting up and through beniot back over the rope but before he turned around, eddie got the role-up and got the 1-2-3 victory and still is the universal champion.
Cole: "Now as we heard live from smackdown this past Friday, the chairman of TFC, McMahon 101, is going to be live right here at War's Summerslam! Actually here he comes now!" the chairman makes his way down the entrance ramp and into the TFC ring as his entrance music is playing the whole time!
McMahon 101: "thank you everyone for joining me here at Summerslam. I know each and everyone one of you came to see me!" after saying that he chuckles. "anyway, I am here to announce more about this person. As you all saw on smackdown, I had a meeting with all of my directors here at TFC and we decided to FIRE this person at the end. But who is this person you ask? Well this person ruined and is ruining our company as we speak. This person has wasted all of my money and is throwing my money down the tubes. This person is senseless and I don't even know why I have this person on my roster stats. This person doesn't do anything good for TFC. This person does more harm than good. This person is throwing away my money, ruining my product and company and the sooner I FIRE this person the better. This person is not a champion. Now it's time to do the right thing and end this" the deranged chairman starts that evil laugh once again!
Tazz: "WOW! What does this all mean? I thought I figured who this person is but I don't have a clue now. This chairman is getting very sadistic and I am almost worried about my job and that I even work here! I am now getting word that on the next WAR show, the chairman is going to have a BIG clue that possibly could tell us who he is talking about! That will be something to see!"
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