Joey: HELLO TO EVERYONE AND WELCOME TO THE LAND OF XTREME!!!
King: Yes and our GM hasn't told us much just that he's going to announce a few thing for tonight and the matches on the forums.
King of the Dead: I have a few things to announce today one of them is Edge. I am sick of him coming to my office demanding a shot at a title a match or even just a bit in the show unlike Vickie im doing something about it and I will you will see as you know he's in the match in the Main Event spot tonight. But he's opponents will be announce soon. But I need someone first... (Skitzo comes out and interrupted King of the Dead)
Skitzo: Hold up King I understand your thinking What the F do I want but I can help you.
King of the Dead: your damn right I'm thinking What The **** so how can you help me?
Skitzo: Edge vs. a Superstar from SmackDown But you have to agree to train me for my Match against Stone Cold Steve Austin.
King of the Dead: Sure thing and lets say me and Skitzo have now put all our differences aside and become as close as brothers. We even signed an official Agreement to UNITE SMACKDOWN AND XTREME but when I say Unite there are still two different shows but both shows will b e aloud to Have each others superstars, Swap each others titles and heaps more me and Skitzo both signed an agreement and got Steph to co sign it to make it official so Vickie we didn't need you coz we have a 101 now Shane also co signed it haha so there was no stopping me and Skitzo. Now that me and him both own two Shows at the same time the biggest thing happening. If Skitzo gets fired its me and my sis owning SD so don't worry Vickie we have it all sorted so you will not interfere in our plan to make TFC become exactly what McMahon 101 wanted it to be THE FANS COMPANY NOT TME THE ME COMPANY!!!
Skitzo: Everything he says is true Me and him agreed on a official agreement that SmackDown and Xtreme will be united. So its King of the Dead my Brother as far as we consider each other, Kings Sister and my GF Sharona and Me haha and Vickie you don't know what you've gotten yourself into by being the deceiving manipulating ***** that you are.
King of the Dead: I would also like to bring up my second arrest in a week it was VICKIS FAULT! Vicki would week after week tell me to do this this way and do that that way I would eventually surrender to drugs I was so disgraced of what I became that I would actually run away from the police and I would drag Jeff into it all. Now Vicki's fault it all was and I will be ion Vickie's View now haha that's an unpredictable night of what I'll say and there's no doubt she's going to talk about me blaming her but I wonder will she answer my questions haha.
Skitzo: I hope your over them bro.
King of the Dead: Sure are hopefully I'm not gonna lie to you people its to hard to lie to you I still have an addiction and I am resolving it with TFC Management the people I personally hate haha and about Edge's match it's THE BRIAN KENDRICK WHOS FACING EDGE!!!!
Skitzo: Wow and ok just look after yourself drugs wont help umm but... (Stephanie McMahon interrupts Skitzo)
King of the Dead: Hey Steph what's up?
Stephanie: I'm wondering You and Skitzo seem so close for people who started The Brand War and so trusting to each other.
King of the Dead: As I said L I mean Steph we have put all that behind us to form an alliance one so strong that Vicki will be forced to quit.
Skitzo: YEAH THAT'S WHAT IM TALKING ABOUT!
King of the Dead: Talking about huh?
Skitzo: You know it was a figure of speech.
King of the Dead: Oh got ya also Me and Skitzo are as close as brothers for reasons. First is we know each other in and out the ring like the palm of our hand. We have fought in the toughest matches of all time like we have fought in one match with an Inferno, Steel Cage, Xtreme Rules and heaps more because 101 gave Jeff the power to make the match whatever he wanted and I won hahaha...
Skitzo: But it was a fluke its not like I couldn't beat you in that match right?
King of the Dead: Right I'm sorry and we also fought in the Brand War match at the Anniversary which was a Triple Threat TLC match and we all won you see me and Skitzo are just like brothers. Also im going to touch on retirement here are you going at WrestleMania the longest raining TFC GM will be gone. HOLD THAT Vicki I told you this and its just happened views will go down you'll be begging this to come back if time michenes was real you would use it now as THE KOOL KIDS AND DX UNITE AND BECOME THE BEST TEAM EVER AND WE'RE ALSO GOING TO TAKE TFC TO THE NEXT LEVEL AS ITS NOT The VG Era, Not the Dead Era, not the 101 era it's the FANS ERA heres where Skitzo and King of the Dead takes there hard working body to take you out Vicki haha.
Skitzo: wow King never knew you would really care that much and my retirement yes IM SICK OF VICKI SHE DID IT I HAVE ONLY HEARD **** OUT OF HER MOUTH AND NOTHING ELSE! But if she gets off the thrown and 101
King of the Dead: Skitzo bro don't use that language on T.V/Blog.
Skitzo: Ok sorry. (The Kool Kids and DX comes out)
The Brian Kendrick: Well what do we have here DX and The Kool Kids joined up to with DX and we have here The ultimately Greatest Acqusion In TFC not only SmackDown History...
HBK: SHAWN MICHAELS!!!!
TBK: I was going to say...
HBK: I know what you was going to say and said it for you.
TBK: No I mean
HBK: I KNOW WHAT YOU MEAN AND I TOLD YOU I HELPED! (Kendrick looks angry at Michaels)
King of the Dead: Hold up you two we're together on the same side so keep cool. (Jeff Hardy comes out)
Jeff: Haha so you have a brother now haha. King I know you and Skitzo want me there but I just have to end my thing with Triple H and this is for what you did by dobbing me in on the drugs. (Jeff Hugs King of the Dead) I'm proud of you man.
King of the dead: Huh?
Stephanie: well we have to have our first match and its AJ Styles fighting RVD.
Rob Van Dam vs. AJ Styles in a Singles Match
Bell rings and AJ fights and doesn't dive RVD a break and keeps at him for a fair amount of time. RVD finally reverses it and punches into him. AJ slaps RVD hard and then punches into RVD but it doesn't stay like that for long as RVD comes back with some kicks to the thighs and a few punches to the head. AJ Then gets thrown over the rope and hits his head on the ground and that sends him out cold. RVD goes out side and bashes into AJ even though he's out cold. RVD throws AJ in the ring and OH MY GOD LOOK ITS RIC FLAIR AND HE DOES A LOW BLOW AND RUNS OFF!!! The referee starts the ten count 1...2...3...4...5...6...7...8 RVD starts to move towards the ring 9... He has is hand on the ring but its to late 10 THE WINNER BY COUNT OUT AJ STYLES!!!!
Joey: WOW that must have been a first where a guy who is completely out cold wins the match.
King: Have look back stage its King of the Dead and Stephanie McMahon.
King of the Dead: Hey Steph should I say it?
Stephanie: I don't know what your on about King.
King of the Dead: Don't worry well what do you think?
Stephanie: Think of what?
King of the Dead: Of Skitzo and me teaming up to Unite SmackDown and Xtreme.
Stephanie: Ooh Great you two finally put that behind you and became a team its good. (Maryse comes to King of the Dead and Stephanie)
Maryse: Come on King we know you love Stephanie why don't you love me im more hotter than Stephanie and plus you two are all over the Forums suspicions of you two dating but Im more sexier than Stephanie will ever be.
Stephanie: What did you just say?
Maryse: You heard.
Stephanie: You *****. (Stephanie slaps Maryse and Maryse walks off) That will teach her.
King of the Dead: Yeah well (Skitzo comes)
Skitzo: So you like her don't you?
King of the Dead: I never said a thing of the sort so what are you on about?
Skitzo: You know it was on the TFC forums you two at a restaurant and you both locked lips.
King of the Dead: ummm it was a friendly kiss.
Stephanie: C ya boys have fun got paper work to do.
King of the Dead: Bye.
Skitzo: Friendly kiss was it and bye Stephanie.
King of the Dead: Yeah.
Michelle McCool vs. Candice Michelle in a Singles Debut match as both woman are debuting to Xtreme tonight
Bell rings and Both woman lock up and have test of strength haha this will be interesting. Both are doing great but McCool kicks Candice to the guts which unlocks the test of strength and Candice comes back with a clothesline. McCool gets up quick and both are fighting back and forth one punches then the other punches and so on. Finally after a minute or two McCool starts to gain momentum and is winning the match now with a few punches to Candice's head and puts Candice in a corner and still punches and now Candice is punching back and Candice is now winning the match. Candice does a few kicks to the legs. King: OOOOH PUPPYS EVERYWHERE THERE SO SEXY I JUST WANT TO GET IN THAT RING AND... Joey: KING SHUT UP AND WATCH THE MATCH IM TRYING TO COMMENTATE!!!! King: I cant believe how you can not say there SEXY!!! Candice DOES A HUGE DDT AND COVERS MCCOOL!!! 1...2...3 THE WINNER OF THIS MATCH BY PINFALL CANDICE MECHELLE!!!!
King: Oh that was one hot match.
Joey: shut up and look its Shannon Moore in King of the Dead's office.
Shannon: King all I get is a rematch there's no special match or any special stipulations. We both got carried out the ring last week and that's all.
King of the Dead: Ok you see I think your right a special stipulation so Instead of a normal title match it's a LAST MAN STANDING MATCH!!!!
Crowd: YYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!
Shannon: WOW that's great and I think the fans think so to haha.
King of the Dead: haha Glad to help haha.
Shannon: Thanks.
King of the Dead: No Problems.
Batista vs. Randy Orton in a Singles match
Bell rings and Batista laughs at Orton and just punches him and Orton falls on his back side. Orton stares at Batista and has a fear look in his eyes. Batista and Orton fight it out and Batista throws Orton into the term buckle. And then does a mini spear to Orton and then does a Spine buster to him. Batista is just dominating Xtreme at the moment. Batista lifts Orton and goes to throw Orton's shoulder to the term buckle but Orton reverses it into a RKO. Batista is getting up and Orton goes to punt Batista to the temple but Batista reverses it and DOES A BATISTA BOMB TO RANDY ORTON!!! Batista goes for the cover 1...2...3 THE WINNER OF THE MATCH BY PINFALL BATISTA!!!!
Joey: Wow two weeks in a row he's walking into the rumble with a great winning streak on Xtreme he's undefeated on Xtreme haha.
King: Not wrong and look its Triple H talking to The Brian Kendrick.
Triple h: Haha look it's the Brian Kendrick.
TBK: What's funny?
Triple H: you your in the Main event and not a main eventer I am one as I hold the world title and not only world but Undisputed world haha.
TBK: very funny I would love to take that title and put it around the waist of a real champion.
Triple H: haha I have beaten so many people and you you had to have help. (King of the Dead runs in)
King of the Dead: WE ARE NOT TO FIGHT WE A A UNIT WE ARE A GROUP WE WILL NOT TALK, BE, ACT, THINK BAD ABOUT EACH OTHER EVER THAT GOES FOR ALL OF KOOL KIDS AND DX!!!!
TBK, Triple H: Sorry.
Joey: wow well here's the last man standing match we have all been waiting for a hell of a match.
©CM Punk vs. Shannon Moore in a Last Man Standing match for the Lightweight Championship
Shannon Moore is smiling but looks really focused and CM Punk is telling Moore that his dreams are near to end. Bell rings and Shannon strait away elbows Punk to the head and then knocks him down. Punk gets back up and kicks Shannon to the thighs. Shannon then reverses a kick and does a clothesline to Punk. Shannon then goes out side the ring and picks up a steel chair. Shannon takes the steel chair in the ring and goes to hit Punk with the chair but Punk grabs the chair and hits it across Shannon's head. Shannon is knocked out cold 1...2...3...4...5...6 Shannon's getting up ...7...COUNT BROKEN Shannon's up. OH MY GOD ITS DX THEY ALL COME IN AND GANG UP ON PUNK!!!! Punk is fighting back but there's to many of them and here comes the Kool Kids and they also attack Punk. Shannon smiles and hits him with the steel steps. The he finishers it off with THE HALO!!! Punk is busted wide open and its like blood coming out of a fountain and PUNK IS JUST IN THE LAND NO ONE WANTS TO BE IN THIS MATCH!!!! The Kool Kids and DX are laughing and smiling and making fun of Punk. 1...2...3....4...5...6...7...8...9 The Kool Kids and DX stop the referee for a minute and tells him wait and they laugh a bit does disgusting and desturbing taunts to him and then they say 10!!!!!!! They all laugh. THE WINNER AND NEW LIGHTWEIGHT CHAMPION SHANNON MOORE!!!!!!
Joey: OH MY GOD SHANNON WON HE WON THE TITLE!!!!
King: You say OH MY GOD a lot.
Joey: King don't be rude. Well here's Sharona talking to Skitzo.
Sharona: You seem to have forgotten me love.
Skitzo: Sorry but you know me when I get rolling I don't think much. (Jeff Hardy walks in)
Jeff: Well here's the SD King and Queen haha. (Jeff walks off)
Skitzo: Ok?
Joey: Well here's the main event.
Edge vs. The Brian Kendrick in a Singles match
The Brian Kendrick dances in the ring a bit and Edge looks at him like a idiot and laughs. Bell rings and Kendrick and Edge are hitting back and forth and Kendrick now starts to get momentum and starts really to gain the lead in this match. Edge starts to fight back and throws Kendrick over the top rope. Edge goes out side and goes to hurt Kendrick more but Kendrick knows exactly the plan and reverses it and throws Edge into the steel steps. Edge has been busted open and a little blood comes out of his head. Kendrick goes to hit Edge but misses and hits Kendrick with a steel CHAIR AND THE ... REF ISN'T DOING ANYTHING!!! King of the Dead runs down the ramp and punches Edge with BRASS KNUCKLES AND THEN PUNTS HIM TO THE TEMPLE!!! King of the Dead grabs a mic.
King of the Dead: haha Match still on haha.
Kendrick gets up and throws Edge in the ring and then goes in the ring himself. Kendrick slaps the referee and King of the Dead is standing there saying you can disqualify him for doing that its your fault. Kendrick laughs and Attacks Edge. Kendrick goes for and CONNECTS WITH THE BRIAN KENDRICK!!!! Kendrick covers Edge 1...2...3 THE WINNER OF THIS MATCH THE TELEVISION CHAMPION THE BRIAN KENDRICK!!!! King of the Dead goes in the ring and hugs Kendrick.
King of the Dead: I think me and you are going to be able to work very easy together so lets go celebrate with the others.
TBK: Ok.
EDGE: I want to know who's your last pick in the Rumble I demand answers.
King of the Dead: None of your concerns it could be a SD or Xtreme Guy you just never know with me haha. It may be a Free Agency guy coming to Xtreme so I'm not telling you anything I have told you enough and haven't you learned not to do this.
Edge: DAMN YOU I SWEAR!!!
Edge goes for a Spear but WOW OH MY GOD KING OF THE DEAD JUST TURNS IT INTO A DDT ITS AMAZING!!!!
King of the Dead: Told you haven't you learn not to do this. Don't try me.
Joey: WOW think about it Skitzo will be trained by the Ice man and King of the Dead he will be awesome in the ring.
King: you better know it King of the Dead is a very skilled athlete and you see that on OWC every Friday.
Joey: Yeah true well Bye to all The fans of TFC and King of the Dead wants to say some stuff.
King of the Dead: Make sure everyone tunes into SmackDown tomorrow and Skitzo will be announcing if he will be Retiring at WrestleMania or not well I'll watch it hope all you fans do to. Bye and thanks for coming to the Land of Xtreme.
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