King: HELLO AND WELCOME TO THE LAND OF XTREME KING OF THE DEAD AND STWEPHANIE ARE STANDING IN THE RING!!!!!!!!
King of the Dead: Look I have to say one thing to someone before we start well last week I broke into CBM's Family's house and brutally attacked his family and most importantly I attacked his brother who is handicapped I could have killed him and I couldn't see that drugs over powered my body in a evil thing I relised that and I have passed a Drug test for the first time in months so CBM I'm sorry and I hate you still but I apologize for your family and I'll pay for the repairs and medical help needed for your family from all I've done. Jeff Hardy also passed the drug test we did this together so I thank Jeff for the support and help.
Stephanie: Oh King you are so sweet you apologize on live TV and also thank someone on live TV. (Edge comes out)
Edge: HOW THE HELL DID YOU FIND ROCKY BALBOA!!!!!!
King of the Dead: Im friends with him.
Edge: I HATE YOU WHY DO YOU ALWAYS PICK ON ME!!!!!!!
King of the Dead: IM ONLY GIVING YOU WHAT YOU ASKED FOR YOU COMPLAINED YOU NEVER HAD MATCHES AND NOW YOU ARE ALWAYS HAVING THEM SO SHUT YOUR MOUTH!!!!!!!!!!
Edge: Fine but when I beat him you better watch your back.
King of the Dead: Yeah what ever I have things to worry about better then a low class rat like you. (Edge walks off) Well Skitzo and Ecie I'm back that's right the King of the Dead is no more held down I do what I want, When I want, How I want Coz I want. I proved that I did the Rewards and Vickie strictly said the Rewards are off until Mania but there back early haha why because I'm better then she is. You see I stole the Spotlight a number of times and Vickie you have had yours stolen on the forums because all you have now is a mouth from the rear end OOOOOO!!!!!!!
Stephanie: Shane?
King of the Dead: Yeah love.
Stephanie: So you are going to go back to those old weays where you use the power of being GM to make things go your way because they all call you the spotlight stealer are you going to forget about what I say and just do it your way?
King of the Dead: Your damn right I am.
Stephanie: Wow I never knew you had it in you I LOVE YOU!!!!!
King of the Dead: Huh I'm confused you but then said and then?
Stephanie: I love you because you cane actually say no to me so you are what you say you are.
King of the Dead: Yeah I know I am haha. (Jeff Hardy comes out dancing his way to the ring)
Jeff: Man we did pass that test I also have a match that you fans voted tonight against my brother. You had your woman here call CBM?
King of the Dead: I had nothing to do with it honestly I was with McMahon 101 when she called him we was catching up on some stuff he didn't say much tho haha. Steph I don't need you to get him to no press charges on me I can deal with cops in court.
Stephanie: I love you and I know how you deal with things so come on Shane give up the **** you and Jeff need to mature a lot.
Jeff: Haha we did pass a drug test so come on give us a break. (Shannon Moore comes out)
Shannon: ANYONE COME OUT HERE AND FACE ME NOW I AM EVAN PUTTING MY MONEY IN THE BANK SPOT ON THE LINE!!!!!!!!!
Shannon Moore vs. Batista in a Money in the Bank Qualifying match
Lillian Glacier: This match is a MONEY IN THE BANK QUALIFYING MATCH!!!!!! First to the ring He is from WASHINGTON DC!!!! BATISTA!!!!!!!! (Batista makes his way to the ring and gives high fives and stuff to the fans on his way down to the ring) AND HIS OPPONENT!!!! He hails in from Whispering Pines, North Carolina in about 173Ibs SHANNON MOORE!!!!!!!!! (Shannon makes his way to the ring dancing around the ring)
Bell rings and Batista laughs. Shannon punches into Batista and Batista throws Shannon into the turm buckle and does three shoulders to the gut and then follows it with a Spine buster. Batista then picks Shannon up and throws his shoulder into the turm buckle. Shannon then turns around into a CLOTHESLINE BY BATISTA!!!!!! Batista waits for Shannon and then connects with the SPEAR!!!!!!!! Then he has two thumbs up turn into two thumbs down and shakes the ring ropes. HE THEN CONNECTS WITH THE BATISTA BOMB!!!!!!!! Batista covers 1...2...3 OH MY GOD BATISTA IS NOW IN WRESTLEMANIA!!!!!!!
Lillian Glacier: YOUR WINNER OF THIS MATCH AND QAULIFYING FOR THE MONEY IN THE BANK MATCH AT WRESTLEMANIA!!!!!!!!!!!!!! BATISTA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
King of the Dead: Well that was smart Shannon you lost your spot because you was cocky hahahahahahaha. (King of the Dead, Jeff Hardy and Stephanie McMahon walks off and the camera follows them into the back and shows King of the Dead and Jeff talking to AJ Styles)
AJ: Guys I'm going to hurt this Unknown dark man who's been making me lose.
Jeff and KOTD: Good luck.
AJ Styles vs. ??? in a #1 Contenders match for the Lightweight Championship
Lillian Glacier: This match is a #1 Contenders Match for the Lightweight Championship. First to the ring he's the PHENOMANAL AJ STYLES!!!!!!!!!! (AJ Styles walks out looking like he's wondering who is this man is he scary or small fry?) AND HIS OPPONENT...
A black screen is on the Titan Tron.
???: I gave you clue after clue and not one person figured who I am. Well the 6 at the beginning was the first clue. I think I told you the number 61 well all you needed to do was figure out 9 that right 619 IS BACK and he wants revenge on AJ FOR EVERYTHING!!!!
Lillian Glacier: AND HIS OPPONENT REY MYSTERIO!!!!!!!!!!! (Rey comes down to the ring and everyone goes crazy)
Bell rings and both fighters lock up and Rey breaks the hold by getting out and CONNECTING WITH A BEAUGHTIFUL HURRICARAMA!!!!!!!!!! REY IS BACK AND 100% FROM WHATEVER WAS WRONG WITH HIM!!!!!! Rey does a few kicks to the ribs and he then does a MOONSAULT DROP FROM THE TOP ROPE ONTO AJ STYLES!!!!!!!! Rey picks up AJ and AJ REVERSES IT!!!!!!!! AJ punches into Rey and does a Suplex on Rey!!!!!!!!!! AJ Throws Rey out side the ring and then goes outside the ring to kick into him. AJ Picks Rey up and Throws him into the Steel Steps. AJ Looks aggressive and he throws Steel chairs on Rey and STARTS TO BASH REY WITH A STEEL CHAIR!!!!!! THE REF CALLS FOR THE BELL AND AJ IS JUST SMASHING INTO HIM SAYING IS THIS WHAT YOU WANTED YOU PUT ME ON A LOSING STREAK IS THIS WHAT YOU WANTED!!!!!!!
Lillian Glacier: YOUR WINNER BY DISQAULIFIECATION REY MYSTERIO!!!!!!!!!!
AJ HAS SNAPPED AND SECURITY COMES IN AND RESTRAINS AJ!!!!!
King: OH MY GOD AJ SNAPPED and now he's restrained and getting taken away by Security.
Joey: I cant believe what AJ did just then. Here is a Replay of what a match King of the Dead and Skitzo had against the new tag champs Shawn Michaels and TBK.
Replay:
Lillian Glacier: This Match is for the XTREME TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP!!!!!! First to the Ring They are the Xtreme Tag Team Champions KING OF THE DEAD AND SKITZO!!!!!!!!!!! (They both walk to the ring holding the Tag Team Championship's but Skitzo doesn't take his eyes off King of the Dead) AND THE CHALLENGERS Shawn Michaels and The Brian Kendrick together they are THE BK'S!!!!!!! (They walk down to the ring with a cocky look on there face and Shawn is Smiling while TBK is dancing around the ring)
Bell rings and Skitzo and The Brian Kendrick start this match. Skitzo looks at Brian thinking of there times together and then OH RIGHT HAND FROM SKITZO AND SKITZO DOES A DDT!!!!!!!! TBK gets up and fights back and there's rights and lefts all over the place from both wrestlers. Skitzo does a Irish whip on TBK and then followed by a Clothesline by Skitzo. Skitzo stares at king of the Dead and climbs the Turm Buckle and then Does a Swanton Bomb pointing at King of the Dead. King of the Dead's lips read Tag me in and I'll show you. Skitzo tags King of the Dead in and TBK JUST TAGS HBK!!!!!!!!! King of the Dead and HBK have had a past actually on King of the Dead's very first show he got super kicked by Shawn and this is there first match facing each other. King punches into Shawn but then Shawn reverses a punch and starts some chops to the chest of King of the Dead. Shawn chops King all the way to the turm buckle and keeps on chopping until King starts to punch Shawn. /Cuts to a bit where King of the Dead is standing outside the ring and Shawn is laying on the floor outside the ring/ LADDER FROM UNDER THE RING A LADDER AND HES POINTING TO SKITZO!!!!! HE SETS IT UP IN THE RING AND CLIMBS IT AND HES SAYING SKITZO THIS IS YOU BRO AT WRESTLEMANIA!!!!!!!!!!! HE JUMPS OFF THE DAMN THING AND DOES A DEATH SWANTON OFF THE LADDER!!!!!!!!!! King of the Dead cover HBK and 1...2...NOOOOOO! HOW DID SHAWN KICK OUT HE HAD IT ALL HE WAS DOWN AND BEATEN TO A PULP!!!!!!!! Shawn gets up AND FROM NO WHERE SWEET CHIN MUSIC SWEET CHIN MUSIC!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SHAWN COVERS KING OF THE DEAD 1...2...3 NOOOO! WHAT JUST HAPPENED KING OF THE DEAD AND SKITZO HAVE LOST THERE TITLES AND SKITZO IS LAUGHING AT KING OF THE DEAD!!!!!!!!!
Lillian Glacier: YOUR WINNERS AND NEW XTREME TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS SHAWN MICHAELS AND THE BRIAN KENDRICK TOGETHER THEY ARE THE BK'S!!!!!!!!
King of the Dead is shocked and Skitzo says at WrestleMania he will win. Skitzo grabs a mic.
Skitzo: King I am surprised you actually didn't attack me while we was fighting but you still lost and it was predictable because you are to focused on impressing me and trying to show at WrestleMania you'll win the BRAND WAR!!!!!!!!!
KING OF THE DEAD THROWS THE TO SKITZO AND SKITZO CATCHES THE LADDER BUT OH MY GOD KING OF THE DEAD DOES A DROP KICK AND THE LADDER MAKES IT HURT MORE!!!!!!!!!!! KING OF THE DEAD SETS THE LADDER UP AND THEN HE GETS A TABLE AND PUTS SKITZO ON IT AND THEN HE GOES AND GETS A STEEL CHAIR!!!!!!! KING OF THE DEAD LAYS THE STEEL CHAIR ON SKITZO AND CLIMBS THE LADDER!!!!! HE DOES THE JEFF HARDY GUNZ AND SAYS AT WRESTLEMANIA AND DOES THE DEATH SWANTON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THIS IS UNBELIEVABLE HE HAS DONE A DEATH SWANTON OF A 20"0ft LADDER ONTO A TABLE WITH A PERSON WITH A STEEL CHAIR ON TOP OF THE PERSON THE PAIN YOU WOULD BE GOING THREW AT THE MOMENT!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Replays over
King: That's amazing to see such violence come out of King of the Dead is amazing I haven't seen King of the Dead like this in a long time.
© Stephanie McMahon 101 with King of the Dead vs. Maryse for the Divas Championship in a Singles match
Lillian Glacier: THIS MATCH IS FOR THE DIVAS CHAMPIONSHIP!!!!!!! First to the ring she's the Divas Champion STEPHANIE MCMAHON 101!!!!!!!!! (Stephanie comes down to the ring with the belt and King of the Dead) AND THE CHALLENGER SHE IS FROM CANEDA MARYSE!!!!!!!!!!!! (Maryse comes down to the ring taunting everyone)
Bell rings and Maryse is taunting the fans and then pinches Stephanie' nose with a swans head shaped hand. Stephanie Punches Maryse and then does a Irish Whip to the turm buck and then following a Clothesline to Maryse. Then Stephanie follows that with a Suplex and then covers her 1...2...NO! Maryse gets up and SPEARS STEPHANIE and then follows by kicking her while taunting King of the Dead. Maryse picks Stephanie up and does a Suplex. Maryse does a leg drop and then follows that with a cover. 1...2...NO!! Maryse gets angry and walks over to the referee and complains saying that was a three count but then when she turns around TWIST OF FATE BY STEPHANIE MCMAHON!!!!!!!!!! Stephanie climbs the turm buckle and does a DEATH SWANTON OFF THE TURM BUCKLE!!!!!! She covers 1...2...3!!!!!! THE FANS ARE GOING CRAZY FOR STEPHANIE MCMAHON FOR SOME UNKNOWN REASON THEY OBVIOUSLY DON'T LIKE MARYSE!!!!!!!!!
Lillian Glacier: YOUR WINNER AND STILL CHAMPION
FANS ARE STILL GOING CRAZY!!!!!!!!!
Lillian Glacier: STEPHANIE
FANS GET MORE CRAZY AND RAWR LOUDER THEN EVER
Lillian Glacier: haha MCMAHON 101!!!!!!!!!!!
FANS ARE JUST GOING CRAZY!!!!!!!!!!!! (Jeff Hardy runs out to the ring)
JEFF ISS STAREING AT MARYSE THEN HE PUTS HER IN THE POSITION FOR THE TWIST OF FATE BUT LOOK IOTS MATT HARDY AND MATT SAVES MARYSE BASHING INTO JEFF AND CONNECTS WITH THE TWIST OF FATE TO JEFF HARDY!!!!! Matt then Checks if Maryse is ok and fine.
King: I think he meant what he said when he told CBM his girl is safe while he is on SmackDown.
Sting vs. Triple H in a Lumber Jack match
Lillian Glacier: This is a LUMBER JACK MATCH and the Winner will go on to WRESTLEMANIA TO FIGHT RIC FLAIR FOR THE UNDISPUTED XTREME WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP!!!!!!!! First to the ring he is a former 3 times World Champion He is The Game TRIPLE H!!!! (Triple H walks to the ring keeping an eye out for someone from behind) AND HIS OPPONENT HE IS A FORMER WORLD CHAMPION HE IS STING!!!!! (Sting comes out and goes to the ring) AND THE# LUMBERJACKS!!!!! (While they make them self's to the ring Lillian announces there names) SHELTON BENJIMAN, SHANNON MOORE, CHRISTIAN CAGE, EDGE, JACK SWAGGER, JEFF JERRET!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Bell rings and Sting and Triple H lock up and Triple H knees Sting to the Stomach and breaks the hold. Triple H starts punching Sting in the Head and after a few punches Sting reverses it into a Irish Whip which Triple H reverses Stings Clothesline and bounces off the ropes doing a clothesline to Sting. Sting doesn't know where he is and Triple H runs to the rope and bounces off and drops his knee on Stings arm. Triple H starts to kick into Sting and then he picks Sting and does a Irish whip AND THEN CONNECTS WITH THE AA SPINE BUSTER!!!!!! Triple H throws Sting over the ropes and ALL LUMBER JACKS ATTACK STING RAPIDLY!!!!!!!! Sting is fighting back AND OH EDGE AND CHRISTIAN HELP FIGHT THEM OFF AS THEY ARE MEMBERS OF THE NEW ALLIANCE AND JEFF JERRET HITS EDGE WITH A STEEL CHAIR AND HITS CHRISTIAN WITH IT AND THEN THROWS STING IN THE RING AND TRIPLE H GOES FOR THE PEDIGREE AND STING REVERSES IT INTO THE SHARPSHOOTER!!!!!!!! OHHHHH TRIPLE H IS REACHING TO THE ROPES IT CANT END LIKE THIS TRIPLE H CANT EXCAPE AND HE TAPS OUT!!!!!!!!!! STING IS GOING TO WRESTLEMANIA AND HE'LL FIGHT RIC FLAIR FOR THE CHAMPIONSHIP!!!!!!!!!
Lillian Glacier: YOUR WINNER BY SUBMISSION STING!!!!!!!
Triple H looks angry that he lost and he goes and gets a SLEDGEHAMMER and runs after Sting saying you robbed me.
In King of the Dead's office
Triple H: I WAS ROBBED BY STING I DESERVE A SHOT AT WRESTLEMANIA AT THE WORLD TITLE!!!!
King of the Dead: I Think you do to so yeah you could get that shot...
Stephanie: But to bad your not.
King of the Dead: I think its ok for him to go to mania he is a 3 time world champion.
Stephanie: So I don't care.
Triple H: I WANT A TITLE SHOT!!! (He pulls out a sledgehammer and breaks a picture of Stephanie McMahon in King of the Dead's office)
King of the Dead: MAN SETTLE DOWN CONTROLE YOURSELF before Abyss comes in here thinking your hurting Stephanie.
Triple H: I don't care I'll take that fat oath out to. (Shawn Michaels steps in)
Shawn: HOLD UP you always get the World title shots Triple H. But don't worry I have a plan bud to get us both in the match.
King of the Dead: Shawn there's no way in hell your going to get a world title match you already have my Tag team Championship.
Shawn Michaels: ON THE CONTRERY I do and will. I won a Royal Rumble here on Xtreme and in that Royal Rumble I won a Contract saying I can Fight any TFC Wrestler with who ever I want for what ever title I want in what ever match I want and I'm CASHING IT IN NOW!!!!!! I always knew I kept that for a reason haha.
King of the Dead: Aghhh good name the match.
Shawn Michaels: Ric Flair vs. Sting vs. me vs. TRIPLE H in a Fatal 4 Way LADDER MATCH!!!!!!!!! FOR THE UNDISPUTED XTREME WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP!!!!!!!!!!!!
Stephanie: Oh no.
King of the Dead: I LOVE IT THE TENSION THE CROWD REACTION THE XTREMNESS YES THIS IS OFFICIAL!!!!!!!!!
Shawn Michaels: Awesome. (Cuts to King and Joey Styles)
King: DID YOU JUST HEAR THAT I CANT BELIEVE THIS ITS GOING TO BE A LADDER MATCH AT WM.
Joey: Well lets see the Main Event the fans picked. HARDYZ 1 on 1!!!!!!!!
Matt Hardy vs. Jeff Hardy in a Xtreme Rulez Match
Lillian Glacier: THIS MATCH IS A XTREME RULES MATCH!!!!!!!!!!! First to the ring he hails in from North Carolina MATT HARDY!!!!!!!! (Matt walks down with that dark look on his face) AND HIS OPPONENT HE IS A FORMER 2 TIMES WORLD CHAMPION HE HAILS IN FROM NORTH CAROLINA JEFF HARDY!!!!!!!!! (OH HERE COMES JEFF HARDY AND JEFF IS RUNNING AND DANCING EVERYWHERE AND then walks in the ring AND DANCES MORE AND OH MY GOD MATT ATTACKS JEEF HARDY!!!!!!!)
Bell rings MATT IS KICKING INTO JEFF HARDY!!!!!! Matt then punches into Jeff and does a low DROP KICK!!!! Matt picks Jeff up and taunts the fans and does a Twist of Fate on Jeff. Matt laughs and taunts the fans again and grabs a mic.
Matt Hardy: So this is the hero you all follow THIS IS THE MAN YOU ALL CALL THE XTREME ENIGMA!!!!!! This is the man I use to call my BROTHER!!!!!! Jeff is nothing more then a washed up has been who likes doing drugs with King of the Dead. Jeff to me your nothing (Kicks Jeff in the head) SEE I HAVE BEATEN YOU ALL UP AND ITS ONLY THE BEGINNING OF THE MATCH!!!!!!
JEFF GETS UP AND ATTACKS MATT AND THROWS HIM OVER THE TOP ROPE JEFF HAS GONE CRAZSY HES STARTING TO SHOW HIS ENIGMATIC WAYS!!!!!!!!!!! JEFF GRABS A STEEL CHAIR!!!!!! JEFF IS SWINGING THAT CHAIR HARD AND ITS HITING MATT EVERYWHERE!!!!!!!!!!!!! Jeff looks under the ring and he takes a Table out and he's setting the table up WHEN MATT HARDY BOUNCES ON JEFF PUTTING JEFF THREW THE TABLE!!!!!!! MATT AND JEFF ARE BOTH KNOCKED OUT FROM THE TABLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Matt gets up first and finds a KENDO STICK!!!!!!! MATTS HITTING THAT KENDO STICK ACROSS JEFFS BACK UNTIL JEFF KICKS MATT IN THE HEAD AND KNOCKS HIM OUT!!!!!!!! JEFF GETS UP AND GRAPS A BASE BALL BAT FROM THE FANS AND SWINGS THE BAT ALL OVER MATT HARDY AND YOU CAN EVEN SE WHERE HES HIT HIM ITS THAT BAD AND I THINK THIS IS REVENGE FOR EVERYTHING MATT SAID ABOUT JACK WITH CBM!!!!!!!!! Jeff throws Matt in the ring and pulls out a LADDER FROM UNDER THE RING AND GOES INTO THE RING!!!!!!! Jeff then sets the ladder up and takes Matt outside the ring and then he puts him on the Commentators table. Jeff runs in the climbs up the ladder and DOES A SWANTON BOMB OH MY GOD AND HE WENT THREW THE TABLE ON TOP OF MATT HARDY!!!!!!!!!!! King of the Dead runs out with a mic.
King of the Dead: REF DO THE DAMN COUNT THIS MATCH IS NOW A FALLS COUNT ANYWHERE MATCH DO IT NOW OR YOUR FIRED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ref counts 1...2...3
Lillian Glacier: THE WINNER OF THIS BY PINFALL JEFF HARDY!!!!!!!!!!
King of the Dead: By the way if anyone says Jeff cheated that's a lie as its "XTREME" Rulez so I make the rules for the match you could have called for a cage match that would have been alright see most of you don't know the rules of this type of match the fact is there are no rules and there for they just need to get the mic and say they want this match and it will happen and they can change it. It has happened in the past and I made this match for the simple reason THERE ARE NO RULES!!!!
King of the Dead Carries Jeff to the back.
(Show Ends)





