Joey Styles: HELLO AND WELCOME TO THE LAND OF XTREME!!!!!!!!!!

FIRE WORKS GOES OFF THE MUSIC GOES ON A GRAPHIC AFFECT OF XTREMES LOGO APPEARS ON THE TITAN TRON THE CROWD IS CHANTING X-TREME...X-TREME...X-TREME...X-TREME...X-TREME...X-TREME...X-TREME...X-TREME...X-TREME...X-TREME...X-TREME...X-TREME AND THEN they show a brutal clip flash backs of the most brutal and Xtreme match in TFC History King of the Dead vs. Jeff Hardy in a Xtreme Rulez Hell in a Cell match. It also shows the after effects of what happened after the match and after the show how Jeff Hardy and King of the Dead was rushed to hospitals and that they are almost dead they are on there last strings of life. Then they Show Stephanie McMahon 101 with tears in the middle of the ring.

Stephanie McMahon 101: Now I apologize to all the people who wanted to see Jeff Hardy Xtreme's Cover Star and King of the Dead Xtreme's GM. They both wanted to be here tonight and they both were BANNED from "The Land Of Xtreme". King of the Dead says you haven't seen anything yet just wait until the day comes. If that match wasn't Xtreme enough then what is. You know Daddy brought him in here to be a GM and since then he evolved into this XTREME EGOMANIC and its starting to make me think... (Jeff Hardy's Entrance comes on) WHAT I BANNED HIM FROM THE ARENA!!!!!!!! (Matt Hardy came out)

Matt Hardy: (Laughs) Jeff where are you this is normally the time you and King of the Dead have your little hopeless talk to these fans telling them how you feel and ponder to them like the Hypocrites they are. Jeff your nowhere to be seen after your ridiculous hopeless match with King of the Dead. You two achieved nothing in that match and halved your careers. Xtreme's Cover star now are you Jeff your like the MASCOT OF XTREME from nothing but a JOBBER not even that to Xtreme's Cover Star in not even half a year wow Jeff you achieved something you've become a poser. A Poser for all these fans Jeff you should go be the cover star of Playgirl because your never going to be what you want to be again and that's CHAMPION!!!!!! King of the Dead you had FIRE BURN YOU FROM THE TURMBUCKLE YOU HAD A SWANTON ON A STRETURE AFTER SWANTONING THE STRETURE YOU HAD A STEEL CHAIR WRAPPED WITH BARB WIRE YOU HAD A (smiles) Wet and Wild match HAHA Jeff's Favourite he gets to have fun with the boys A GOD DAMN MESS THAT MATCH WAS AND THEN TO FINISH IT OFF FOR THESE FANS YOU CONNECTED WITH A DEATH SWANTON TO JEFF WHO WAS IN BETWEEN TWO TABLED AND THE TOP ONE WAS ON FIRE FROM A LADDER THAT WAS ON TOP OF THE CELLS ROOF THREW THE DAMN RING WHICH MADE NO SENSE WITH THE FIRE BECAUSE IT ONLY HURT YOU AND IT MADE A HUGE HOLE IN THE RING A HUGE HOLE I CANT BELIEVE WHAT YOU WOULD GO THREW TO PONDER TO THESE FANS!!!!!!! THESE HIPOCIRTES!!!!!! THESE... (OH LOOK ITS JEFF HE'S HERE TWIST OF FATE TO MATT HARDY AND JEFF COLAPES!!!!!!!!!! Jeff Has a mic)

Jeff Hardy laying on floor with mic: AGHHHHHH THE ENIGMA IS BACK AFTER WEEKS AND WEEKS OF WAITING IM BAAAAAAAAAAAAACC IM HERE AND I WANT BIG SHOW IN XTREME RULEZ!!!!!!!

Stephanie McMahon 101: Security please take him away.

Jeff with security struggling to get him: PLEASE NO I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING I WANT MATT I WANT BIG SHOW I WANT KING OF THE DEAD!!!!!!! GIVE ME ANYONE I DON'T CARE I WANT TO FIGHT IM THE ENIGMA!!!!!

Stephanie McMahon 101: Jeff look I would love to see you in a match but it would kill you. You can hardly stand up just go and lay down go spend some time with family. You and King have to learn this show doesn't need you two life struggling people on Xtreme we don't want you dead.

Jeff Hardy: (has tears in his eyes) PLEASE I WANT TO FIGHT!!!!!!!!!! (Security takes him away)

Stephanie: Well tonight Randy Orton will not be in a Undisputed Xtreme World Championship match he will be representing his team in getting Triple H a 1# Contenders match at the Next PPV and There will be a Special Referee. Now this is punishment to Bret Hart for what he did to Triple H at Aftermath TRIPLE H WILL BE THE SPECIAL REFEREE!!!!!!!!!

Jerry Lawler: WHAT THIS IS UNBELIEVABLE!!!

Joey Styles: Should be a great match can't wait. (Bret Hart comes out)

Bret Hart: YOU GOTTA BE KIDDING ME I PROMISED TRIPLE H HE WOULDN'T GET THIS CHAMPIONSHIP AND I KEPT MY PROMIS AND DID I BREAK IT NO!!!!!!!!!!! HE DOESN'T HAVE THE CHAMPIONSHIP HE LOST HIS CHANCE SO HE DEALS WITH IT!!!!!!!!!! JUST BECAUSE HE FEEDS OFF THIS NORTH CAROLINA CROWD AND EVERY OTHER CROWD WE HAVE AND ALL THE PEOPLE WATCHING AT HOME DOESN'T MEAN HE SHOULD HAVE A TITLE SHOT AGAIN IN FACT HE SHOULD BE AT THE BACK OF THE LINE HE HAD HIS TURN AND AS CBM SAYS HE BLEW IT!!!!!!!!!

Stephanie McMahon 101: Well to make it more fair if you win Triple H will never get another Title Shot as long as your champion.

Bret Hart: NOW I MIGHT ASWELL JUST LAY THERE ON THE GROUND BECAUSE IT'S A FACT THAT I WILL LOSE TONIGHT NOW BECAUSE COME ON WE ALL KNOW THE GAME HOW HE PLAYS HE IS NOT STUPID HE'S GOING TO TRY EVERY TRICK IN THE BOOK!!!!!

Stephanie McMahon 101: In fact if you reverse every trick in the book he wont have nothing more to throw at you and plus you did screw him out of that title match.

Bret Hart: What ever you say and Matt I ACCEPT IM WITH YOU AND THE NEW ALLIANCE!!!!!! (Bret Hart leaves and the room goes dark)

Girls singing ring around the rosie.....

Voice: HEY STEPHANIE STEPHANIE WHERES KING OF THE DEAD IM UP HERE CAN YOU SEE ME STEPHANIE!!!!!!

 

Skitzo: STEPHANIE KING OF THE DEAD TRIED TO PROVE SOMETHING TO ME HAHAHAHAHA AND HE PROVED ONE THING HE IS MORE STUPID THEN I THOUGH!!!!!!!!! WHATS KING OF THE DEAD GONNA DO NOW IF HE HAD ANY CHANCE OF WINNING THE ROYAL GM BEFORE HE'S BLOWN HIS CHANCE NOW!!!!!!! LOOK STEPHANIE I HAVE NOTHING AGAINST YOU BUT THIS GM ROOM I MEAN LOOK AT IT NOW SPREY LOGOS EVERYWHERE NOW HAS TAKEN OVER!!!!!!! AND OH BTW SCOTT HALL AND KEVIN NASH WANTS BATISTA AND RIC FLAIR!!!!!!!!!

Stephanie McMahon 101: THEY ACCEPT and oh btw we have a Special Guest Commentator MY DADDY!!!!!!! (McMahon 101 comes out and sits at the commentators Desk)

Skitzo: HAVE A NICE SHOW!!!!!!!!!

Jeff Jarret: SLAPP NUTTS!!!!!!!!!!!! (Commercials)

Big Show vs. Shannon Moore

Lillian Garcia: (You see both men standing in corners of the ring across each other) This match is a Singles match with One Fall. First in the top right corner he is a former one time Lightweight Champion SHANNON MOORE!!!!!!! (Shannon Moore goes to the middle and taunts Big Show and Show laughs) and in the Bottom Left Corner of the ring he is the LARGEST ATHLETE IN THE WORLD!!!! THE BIG SHOW!!!!!!!!! (Big Show goes to the middle of the ring and raises his arm)

Bell rings and Shannon charges to Show and does a few lefts and rights to Show's Leg but Show throws him to the floor. Shannon gets back up and charges again AND OH BIG RIGHT TO SHANNONS JAW!!!!!! SHANNON IS KNOCKED OUT!!!!!!!! Ref rings the bell.

Lillian Garcia: YOUR WINNER OF THIS MATCH BY KNOCK OUT THE BIG SHOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

McMahon 101: WHAT A PUNCH IMAGIN THAT ON YOU JOEY!!!

Joey Styles: No thank you.

Backstage Triple H and Randy Orton

Triple H: Orton there you are I just wanted to tell you to not screw this up because Bret Hart will do anything to make sure I don't get this match.

Randy Orton: You don't need to worry Triple H because I understand what you are going through I will do everything in my power to get you into that match so don't worry.

Triple H: Good (Pulls out a Sledgehammer) Because I wont be happy if Im not in that match do you understand me?

Randy Orton: Yes Hunter I wont screw you up trust me I understand all of it. (Commercials)

Joey Styles: Looks like Orton knows exactly what he's going to get if he loses.

McMahon 101: I want Bret Hart to win I don't agree with what Stephanie has done at all.

Joey Styles: well that's your Daughter she makes great decisions.

McMahon 101: Do you know what I hate most well I'll tell you ITS PEOPLE THAT THINK THEIR A BETTER COMMENTATOR THEN ME LIKE YOU AND PAUL HAYMAN!!!!!

Joey Styles: What ever heres the next match...

McMahon 101: NWO V EVOLUTION!!!!!!

Joey Styles: (Looks really angry) mmmm

Kevin Nash and Scott Hall (NWO) vs. Ric Flair and Batista (Evolution)

Lillian Garcia: This match is a Tag Team match with ONE FALL!!!!!! FIRST TO THE RING THERE FORMER TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS REPRESENTING NOW!!!! SCOTT HALL AND KEVIN NASH!!!!!! (Scott Hall and Kevin Nash comes out)

 

Lillian Garcia: AND THEIR OPPONENTS BOTH HALFS ARE FORMER WORLD CHAMPIONS REPRESENTING EVOLUTION!!!! RIC FLAIR AND BATISTA!!!!!!!!! (Batista and Ric Flair comes out)

  

Bell rings and Scott Hall and Batista is going to start this match. Batista looks at Scott Hall and remembers the moments they had together and Scott Hall WITH A BIG RIGHT HAND AND HE REPEATS THIS!!!!!! HALL IS REPEATEDLY PUNCFHING INTO BATISTA'S HEAD AND BATISTA FIGHTS BACK AND SPINE BUSTER!!!!!! Batista kicks into Hall and Hall fights back. Hall gets up and he punches into Batista and then runs to the ring ropes and CLOTHESLINE OFF THE RING ROPES!!!!!! Hall tags Nash in. Nash connects with a BIG BOOT TO BATISTA!!!!! Kevin Nash picks Batista up AND OH BATISTA REVERSES IT AND THEN SPEAR SPEAR SPEAR BY BATISTA!!!!!!!!!! Batista then signs off to the crowd saying that he's going to do the Batista bomb and he sets up he sends him up and what goes up must come... DOWN!!!!!!!!!! He tags Ric Flair in and Flair does the Figure 4 leg lock and Scott Hall comes in and Batista goes to hit Hall but whats this OMG BATISTA TUEN AND KICKS INTO RIC THEY START TO KICK INTO FLAIR AND THEN ALL THREE STARTS TO KICK INTO FLAIR THIS IS SHOCKING AND WHAT BATISTA DOES A BATISTA BOMB TO FLAIR!!!!!!!!! OMG!!!!!!!!! NASH COVERS 1...2...3!!!!!!!!!!!! THIS IS AMAZING THIS IS SHOCKING I CANT BELIEVE IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Lillian Garcia: YOUR WINNERS OF THIS MATCH BY PINFALL REPRESENTING NWO SCOTT HALL AND KEVIN NASH!!!!!!!!!

THIS IS AMAZING BATISTA REUNITES WITH NWO HE HAS COST HIS TEAM THE MATCH AND WHAT DOES THIS MEAN FOR EVOLUTION!!!!!!!

McMahon 101: WHJAT A MATCH BATISTA STABBES RIC IN THE BACK TO REUNITE WITH NWO!!!!!!!!!!!!! (Commercials)

Joey Styles: WE'RE BACK AND HERE IS THE MATCH WE'VE ALL BEEN WAITING FOR TONIGHT!!!!!!!!

Randy Orton vs. Bret Hart w/ Triple H as the special Referee

Lillian Garcia: This match is a Singles Special Referee Match and if Orton wins Triple H will face Bret Hart for the Undisputed Xtreme World Championship but if Orton loses Triple H will never get another shot at the title while Bret Hart has it. Here is your Special Referee of the match TRIPLE H!!!!!!!!! (Triple H comes out and into the ring wearing a Referee shirt) And First to the Ring He is a former Mr Money in the Bank, ONE TIMES BRASS KNUCKLE CHAMPION, A ONE TIMES LIGHTWEIGHT CHAMPION AND A ONE TIMES WORLD CHAMPION THE LEGAND KILLER RANDY ORTON!!!!!!!! (Randy Orton comes out and walks to the ring) AND HIS OPPONENT HE IS A FORMER ONE TIMES XTREME TAG TEAM CHAMPION AND THE CURRENT UNDISPUTED XTREME WORLD CHAMPION THE HITMAN BRET HART!!!!!! (Bret Hart makes his way to the ring with the UXWC around his waist)

Bell rings and TRIPLE H SLAPS BRET HART!!!!! (McMahon 101: WHAT THE THAT'S A DISGRACE THIS IS A DISGRACE) Bret looks at Triple H and strares at him and then OH NECK BREAKER BY ORTON!!!! Orton is kicking into Bret Hart and then Triple H says to put him in a submission hold and Orton keeps kicking. Triple H gets angry and pulls Ortons shoulder and says SUBMISSION!!!!!

Joey Styles: Doesn't look like Triple H has forgotten about Bret costing him the title tonight.

McMahon 101: WELL ARE YOU STUPID OF COURSE HE DOESN'T DO YOU UNDERSTAND WHAT YOUR SAYING BECAUSE IF YOU DON'T I COULD FIRE YOU?

Joey Styles: I was only pointing it out to the fans that doesn't know.

McMahon 101: NO YOU WASN'T YOU WAS TRYING TO PLAY SARCASM WITH ME HEY???

Joey Styles: I wasn't even talking to you.

Joey Styles: Your wasting time Im ignoring your **** insults to me to get me fired because you want to ague with me I've done this job way better then you have so why don't you keep quite if you aren't going to commentate this match.

McMahon 101: I was put out because of a CAR accident and you was replaced just because King of the Dead likes having two Commentators but now there's three so I'm sure he can do less with you so why don't you pack your bags and leave FOREVER!!!!!!

Joey Styles: I AM SICK OF YOU!!! YOU THINK YOU CAN JUST COME HERE AND TAKE MY JOB!!!!! WHY DID STEPHANIE BRING YOU BACK ANYWAY!!!!!! YOUR NOT EVEN A SIGNED COMMENTATOR!!!!!!!

McMahon 101: SO WHAT I LIKE TO MAKE SPECIAL APPERANCERS AND SINCE KING OF THE DEAD AND HIS CRAZY IDEAS AREN'T HERE I THOUGHT TO COMMENTATE TONIGHT SO WHY DON'T YOU MIND YOUR BUSINESS!!!!!!

ORTON PUNTS PUNTS OMG PUNTS BRET HART!!!!!!!

Joey Styles: WE'RE MISSING A HISTORIC MATCH BECAUSE OF YOU!!!!! YOU KNOW WHAT I AM SICK OF YOU TODAY IM OUT OF HERE I AM NOT QUITING IM JUST LEAVING THIS MATCH SO YOU CAN COMMENTATE!!!!!! IT WILL SAVE THIS MATCH HEAPS!!!!!!! GOD sorry Jerry See you next week.

Jerry Lawler: See you Joey.(Joey Styles gets up and walks out)

McMahon 101: At last he can go and you know what you can go aswell Jerry.

Jerry Lawler: What have I done I have done nothing so I shouldn't be kicked out.

McMahon 101: Don't argue just go or your fired as simple as that.

Jerry Lawler: WELL THIS IS JUST AGH I HATE THIS CYA!!!!!!! (Jerry Lawler leaves the arena)

McMahon 101: At last I can Commentate without those two guys disturbing me.

Randy Orton is punching into Bret Hart and Orton goes outside the ring and grabs a steel chair and he goes back in OH BRET BRET HAS ORTONS LEGS AND SHARPSHOOT AND ORTONS GOING TO TAP OUT (McMahon 101: OH THAT'S THE BEST MOVE EVER ORTON'S GONNA TAP OUT OF THIS ONE BRET NEVER SHOULD HAVE BEEN PUT IN THIS MATCH!!!! "Claps") HES SO CLOSE AND HES TAPPING OUT AND LOOK HERE COMES RIC FLAIR!!!!!!! (McMahon 101: WHAT NO THIS ISNT HAPPENING AND LOOK AT TRIPLE H!!!! "Smashes arm on table") Triple H goes over the ropes (purposely) AND WHAT LOOK RIC FLAIR IS ATTACKING BRET GOD DAMNIT THIS IS NOT ON TRIPLE H IS GOING TO DO ANYTHING HERE IM NOT STANDING FOR THIS OH LOOK FLAIR RUN OUT OF THE RING AND ORTON PICKS BRET UP AND RKO RKO RKO (McMahon 101: THIS IS PATHETIC SINSE THE DAMN GET GO TRIPLE H HAS MADE SURE ORTONS GOING TO WIN ITS GOD DAMN PATHETIC!!!)  TO BRET HART AND COVER TRIPLE H COMES IN!!!!! 123!!!!! (McMahon 101:NO THIS IS NOT ON IM GOING IN THERE I AM NOT HAPPY AT ALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Lillian Garcia: YOUR WINNER OF THIS MATCH BY PINFALL RANDY ORTON!!!!!! (McMahon 101 goes in the ring with a mic)

McMahon 101: WHAT THE HELL DO YOU THINK YOUR DOING?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Triple H: (Laughs) Hey Alex was that fake car accident you had for a break good or what?

McMahon 101: IT WASN'T FAKE!!!!!!!

Triple H: mmmmm it wasn't fake but while you had your "Car Accident" Was it really a "Car Accident" or was it a little wet pants Accident because we understand your old and all and that you need to wear diapers.

McMahon 101: Well YOU ARENT MAKING ME LAUGH!!!!!

Triple H: Or was it another accident did you drop droppings in a shopping centre or something because the way your looking at me I'm kinda getting the feeling your constipated.

McMahon 101: (He has an embarrassed and angry look on his face) YOU KNOW WHAT...... YOUR IN A MATCH NEXT WEEK!!!!!!!

Triple H: Here we go again maybe you should find a new catch phrase then always YOU GOT A MATCH maybe to I GOT A MICROSCOPIC PENIS!!!!!!!!!!!! Because hey its no secret Alex you are you know what I mean its on the news everywhere you have to (leans over to 101) well **** midgets because it don't fit in the regular size properly,

McMahon 101: (Looks extremely angry) YOUR IN A MATCH WITH THIS MAN BEHIND YOU!!!!!!!!! (Triple H turns around AND OH BIG RIGHT AND SENDING TRIPLE H UNCONCSOUS) YEAH SO NEXT TIME DON'T CROSS THE BOSS!!!!!!!!!! (BIG SHOW CHOCK SLAMS RIC FLAIR AND RANDY ORTON IN A DOUBLE CHOKESLAM!!!!!!) MCMAHON 101 OWNS THIS BUSINESS NOT ANY ONE OF YOU ARE BETTER THEN ME AND ITS GOING TO BE A HANDICAPPED MATCH FIND OUT YOUR OTHER OPPONENTS NEXT WEEK, OH YEAH IF RIC FLAIR IS SPOTTED FOR ONE SECOND A LITTLE PEAK OF HIM HE'S FIRED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SAME FOR KING OF THE DEAD!!!!!!!!!!! (Big Show and McMahon 101 stand tall in the middle of the ring)

{Show Ends}

 All thanks for watching comment on the show and if you have a idea for me message me and I'll take it up to McMahon 101 (IF I LIKE IT) so theres no garentee.

 

FIRE WORKS ARE GOING OFF THE FANS ARE CHANTING X-TREME...X-TREME...X-TREME...X0TREME...X-TREME...X-TREME...X-TREME... AND THE THEN WE SEE SOME GRAPHICS SHOWING XTREMES NAME AND THEN King of the Dead standing in the middle of the ring.

King of the Dead: Go on Joey say your lines I know you want to haha.

Joey Styles: Why thank you... HELLO AND WELCOME TO THE LAND OF XTREME!!!!!!!!!!

King of the Dead: Well I am giving Jeff Hardy the day off today because of the match he has to go threw with me this Saturday IN A XTREME RULEZ HELL IN A CELL!!!!! For some reason I never keep matches just as they are haha have to be creative haha. WELL I'LL PROVE TO THE WORLD I SHOULD BE ROYAL G...M!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (Stephanie McMahon 101 comes out) Yes love?

Stephanie McMahon 101: Now this runs in the blood of us 101's to help TFC and I want to PROMOTE XTREMES PPV MATCHES TONIGHT!!!! And its gonna be a Intergender Tag Team Match. Me and Triple H vs. Maryse and Bret Hart. And something else im out here to confront is Hell in a Cell at Aftermath. Not only it a Hell in a Cell match but its Xtreme Rulez and you know exactly how the 101 Family and TFC Management feels about Xtreme Rulez so Love why do it why risk your body on the line like that. I know you deep down and I know why but you gotta think of people around you like me first of all. How do you think im gonna feel while this match is happening?

King of the Dead: Well haha funny you mentioned that I am The most Extreme GM of '08 for a reason.

Stephanie McMahon 101: That's all you think about these days your reputation of being Xtreme you've made a name for yourself that will never leave history and that's the man who doesn't care what the TFC Management thinks and to be too Xtreme for TFC well I'm telling you now your job could be on the line.

King of the Dead: Look Steph The company will all get over it they dont care. TFC Management and me do not get along I've done stuff that they don't like now I bet cha before I got asked to be in the Hall of Fame there was doughts and arguments over why should I get this why have I ever stood to the rules no I haven't BUT THESE TFC FANS LOVE ME FOR THAT and I know deep down you love me for that because I can stand up to your dad and tell him what I want done how I want it done why I want it done. And I can do things HE HATES AND DESPISES AND STILL stay in this company. Now he threw a fit over the CBM Family incident and actually was going to fire me he was tempted to do it HE WOULD HAVE LOVED TO HAVE SAID THOSE TWO WORDS BUT HE DI(DNT YOU KNOW WHY ITS BECAUSE I AM JUST THAT GOOD OF A STAR AND A GM PUT TOGETHER!!!!!!! I did this because why BECAUSE IM THE GOD DAMN BEST THIS BUSINESS HAS TO OFFER!!!!!!! Or am I wrong Stephanie don't you love me for me?

Stephanie McMahon 101: Yes that's the reason I love you but Dad doesn't want this match and I don't want this match baby your gonna do something stupid I can see it in your eyes and you have been talking about this match all week. I know you didn't choose to fight Jeff Hardy in this match because you hate him because you want to prove something to these fans and because you want to be Royal GM and have Jeff choose a side its because you know Jeffs at the Xtreme level you want to fight you want someone so Xtreme that you and him will have no limits of Xtreme Rulez. Plz Baby Change the match change it to a standard Hell in a Cell match for me?

King of the Dead: NO IM THE KING OF XTREME FOR A REASON I HAVE NO LIMITS TO XTREME RULEZ!!!!!! And Stephy your RIGHT I DIDN'T CHOOSE JEFF FOR THOSE REASONS I DIDN'T CHOOSE JEFF TO PROVE I CAN BEAT HIM ITS BECAUSE HE'S LIKE ME HE HAS NO LIMITS TO XTREME RULEZ THAT'S WHY HES THE XTREME ENIGMA!!!!!!!!! I love you babe but sometimes I have to do what's right for me and that's this match I need to show people I'm not a Has been I'm not getting soft because of you and that I'm SHOULDN'T RETIRE!!!!!!!!!!! YHH THIS IS WHY I AM THE XTREME GM WATCH THIS MATCH PAY CLOSE ATTENTION TO WHAT I'VE MADE XTREME BECOME!!!!!!!!!! (Randy Orton comes out)

Randy Orton: Hello Stephanie I'm sorry for interrupting this love scene but I would like to fight tonight because I haven't had a match in awhile now so how about it man?

King of the Dead: Sorry man I cant do that but what I will do is this for you I will let you have a Undisputed Xtreme World Championship match with the winner at Aftermath Next week on XTREME!!!!!!! As a gift for not giving you one tonight and for you being patient.

Randy Orton: Well ok then I look forward to this fight.

King of the Dead: well we're gonna take a break and then Rey Mysterio vs. the Returning Rob Van Dam that's NEXT SO DON'T CHANGE THE CHANNLE!!!!!

Commercials

War: Well War has been postponed and current War GM Ecie's job hangs in the balance can she add it in time or will the most Controversial Star in TFC become the most Controversial GM as well? FIND OUT ON WAR TOMMORROW!!!!!!!!

CBM's Cyber Turmoil: CBM's Cyber Turmoil had Triple H and Matt Attack as Guest's this week The Animal and The Game was great. Matt Attack told CBM how much he doesn't hate him but he is just doing a job and Triple H told him that The Game isn't a man to mess with. At the end they had a Special guest in there go watch CBM's Cyber turmoil to see what happened and don't forget The Inter Brand CBM Rules 4 Way match Next Week where The Big Red Machine Kane, TFC's Rouge YHH, The Heartbreak Kid Shawn Michaels and The Xtreme Enigma Jeff Hardy face off in what's going to be a match for the books for sure.

Back to show

Rey Mysterio vs. RVD

Lillian Garcia: This match is a SINGLES MATCH WITH ONE FALL!!!!!! First to the ring he is a former 1 time Lightweight Champion 619 HIM SELF REY MYSTERIIO!!!!!!!!!! (Rey Mysterio runs out and high fives all the fans and talks to a kid and then enters the ring) and his Opponent HE IS A FORMER 1 TIME LEGANDS CHAMPION RVD ROB VAN DAM!!!!!!!!

Bell ring and both men charge and RVD goes for a clothesline but Rey Mysterio ducks and keeps running and so does RVD and Rey connects with a HURRICARANA!!!!!!! REY THE CLIMBS THE ROPES FAST AND GOES FOR A MOONSAULT but RVD pulls his knees up and Rey lands on RVD's knees. RVD then goes ajnd bounces off the ropes and does rolling thunder on REY!!!!! Then he climbes the the turnbuckle and AJ STYLES PUSHES HIM OFF THE TURM BUCKLE AND SMILES AND REY IS DISQAULIFIED!!!!! Rey see's AJ and looks upset and Chases AJ Styles But then AJ grabs a Steal Chair and SMASHES IT ACROSS REYS FACE!!!!!!

Lillian Garcia: YOUR WINNER BY DISQUALIFICATION R... (King of the Dead Interrupts)

King of the Dead: REY MYSTERIO!!!!!!!!!!!! (AJ Styles face is angry) Well AJ looks like your ready for a fight so you will get it right now aye haha AGAINST.....

OH WAYYYYYYYYYYYYY IT'S THE BIG SHOW!!!!!!!

Jerry Lawler: WHAT HAHA IT'S THE BIG SHOW ITS GOING TO BE AJ STYLES VS. THE BIG SHOW HAHA!!!!!! (AJ IS PLEADING NO)

King of the Dead: Oh yeah and next week you'll be in a NO DQ MATCH AGAINST REY MYSTERIO!!!!!!!!!!!!

Crowd: YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! (AJ Styles gets the Mic)

AJ Styles: I DON'T THINK SO HAHA KING YOU KNOW WHAT HAHA IM NOT STUPID YOUR SCARED HAHA!!!!!

King of the Dead: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA MAN YOU MAKE ME LAUGH IM SCARED HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Ring the bell.

Big Show vs. AJ Styles

DING DING BIG SHOW CHOKE SLAMS AJ STYLES AND COVERS 1...2...3!!

King of the Dead: HAHAHAHA I'm so scared man you terrify me. YOU WINNER BY PINFALL THE LARGEST ATHLETE IN THE WORLD THE BIG SHOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Btw AJ Styles I think you've made History YOU'VE BEEN IN THE SHORTEST MATCH IN TFC HISTORY HAHAHA CONGRATULATIONS!!!!!!

Commercials

SmackDown: What can we Expect on SmackDown well you expect ANYTHING BUT THE AVERAGE War is the Average brand Xtreme is the well Xtreme Brand OWC is the flagmen ship brand and SmackDown well its BIG BRAND ITS WHERE ALL STARS ARE BIG WHERE ALL STARS ARE MADE AND WHERE ALL STARS ARE NOTICED!!!!!!! SmackDown "The Brand" Tune in on Friday tomorrow to watch a Magnificent show happen and some History to be written in the books.

Xtreme Rulez Hell in a Cell Match: Well this match is BRUTAL NEVER SHOULD HAVE BEEN MADE THAT'S HOW BRUTAL!!!!!!!! Theres two rules. First one is If anyone including the fans grabs the mic and says a stipulation that stipulation will be a part of the match until someone changes it. And the second rule is there is no rulez SO AS JOEY STYLES SAYS WELCOME TO THE LAND OF XTREME!!!!!!!!!!!

Back to show

Batista vs. Chris Jericho for the Intercontinental Championship

Lillian Garcia: THIS MATCH IS FOR THE INTERCONTINENTAL CHAMPIONSHIP!!!!!!!!!! First to the ring he is The Animal BATISTA!!!!!!!! (BATISTA COMES RUNNING OUT LIKE HE'S READY!!!!!) AND HIS OPPONENT THE INTERCONTINENTAL CHAMPION CHRIS JERICHO!!!!!!! (Chris Jericho comes out laughing and into the ring)

Bell ring a AND CHRIS JERICHO CHARGES TO BATISTA AND ATTACKS HIM RAPIDLY BUT BATISTA PICKS HIM UP AND THROWS HIM IN THE CORNER TURMBUCKLE!!!!!!!!!! BATISTA SHOULDERS JERICHO TO THE GUT FIVE TIMES AND THEN THROWS JERICHO'S SHOULDER IN THE TURMBUCKLE!!!!!!!!! BATISTA GOES FOR THE CLOTHES LINE AND CONNECTS TO JERICHOS HEAD!!!!!!!! JERICHO CANT BEAT BATUISTA TONIGHT!!!!! We know we're going to have a new champion now haha. Batista sets Jericho up for the Batista bomb. HE GOES UP AND WHAT GOES UP MUST COM...DOWN!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HE COVERS 1...2...NO WHATS THIS IT'S THE NEW ALLIANCE AND THERE SMASHING INTO BATISTA!!!!!! REF RINGS THE BELL!!!!

Lillian Garcia: YOUR WINNER BY DISQAULIFICATION BATISTA BUT STILL INTERCONTINENTAL CHAMPION CHRIS JERICHO!!!!!!!!!!!!!

LOOK ITS EVOLUTION THERE COMING OUT HERE AND THEY CHASE AWAY THE NEW ALLIANCE AND THEN BATISTA SPEAR SPEAR SPEAR TO JERCHO AND EVOLUTION RAISES THERE HANDS ONCE AGAIN!!!!!!!

In King of the Dead's Office

King of the Dead: Well are you ready Steph your match is next and it could be a preview of what to expect at Aftermath so lets see you go out there and BEAT THEM UP LIKE A 101 DOES!!! (Stephanie Kisses King of the Dead and walks out and King of the Dead follows)

Commercial

OWC: Well heres the flagmen ship brand it has the most ratings and King of the dead has a message about that. Here's his message is...

King of the Dead: HAHA LETS SEE HOW YOU GO 101 WHEN I PLAY YOUR GAME HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!

Well watch OWC tomorrow On Friday to see so much online star action.

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Bret "The Hitman" Hart and Maryse vs. Triple H and Stephanie McMahon 101

Lillian Garcia: This Match is a INTER GENDER TAG TEAM MATCH WITH ONE FALL!!!!!!!! First to the ring he is the UNDISPUTED XTREME WORLD CHAMPION BRET "THE HITMAN" HART!!!!!!!!  (Bret Hart comes out with his title on his shoulder) AND HIS PARTNER she is from CANADA MARYSE!!!!!!! (Maryse comes to the ring bouncing up and down in the ring excited to fight) AND THEIR OPPONENTES FIRST HE IS A FORMER 3 TIMES WORLD CHAMPION HE IS THE GAME TRIPLE H!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (Triple H comes out and stands at the top of the ramp) AND HIS OPPONENT SHE IS THE DIVAS CHAMPION STEPHANIE MCMAHON 101!!!!!!!!!!! (Stephanie McMahon comes out with King of the Dead at her arms and Stephanie lets go of King of the Dead and Triple H and King of the Dead look at each other and run to the ring)

And TRIPLE H AND KING OF THE DEAD ARE FIGHTING INTO BRET HART AND REALLY SMASHING INTO HIM AND THE BELL HASN'T RANG YET!!!!! MARYSE AND STEPHANIE MCMAHON ARE FIGHTING RAPIDLY!!!!!!! EVOLUTION FROM NO WHERE THEY ATTACK BRET HART AND THERE KICKING INTO BRET HARTS RIBS!!!!! THIS IS JUST LIKE EVOLUTION THEY DO ANYTHING TO HAVE GOLD AROUND THERE WAISTES!!!!!!!! OH LOOK ITS JEFF HARDY AND HE ATTACKS KING OF THE DEAD AND KING OF THE DEAD ATTACKES JEFF HARDY SO JEFF AND KING ARE FIGHTING NOW ASWELL!!!!!!!! JEFF HARDY REVERSE MULE KICK OVER THE BARRICADE!!!!!!!! THE FANS ARE GOING CRAZY!!!!!!! Jeff Hardy Grabs the Mic.

Jeff Hardy: HOLD UP HOLD UP Now Evolution is back on Xtreme? (all Members of Evolution grabs a mic)

Randy Orton: We sure am.

Jeff Hardy: Two of you guys took my Title Triple H and Randy Orton. I have a present for you two.

OMG JEFF HARDY ATTACKS BOTH TRIPLE H AND RANDY ORTON WITH ALL HE HAS AND HE DCONNES WITH A HURRICARANA TO ORTON AND A WRISPERING IN THE WIND TO TRIPLE H AND THEN BATISTA GOES FOR THE CLOTHESLINE TO JEFF HARDY BUT HE MISSES AND HITS THE CLOTHESLINE TO RIC FLAIR AND GETS A DROP KICK AND JEFF HARDY GOES CRAZY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! KING OF THE DEAD COMES IN THE RING TWIST OF FATE TO KING OF THE DEAD THEN JEFF GOES OUTSIDE AND LOOKS UNDER THE RING AND HE PULLS OUT A LADDER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! He throws it in the ring and PULLS ANOUTHER LADDER OUT A LITTLE BIT SHORTER THEN THE FIRST!!!!!!!!!! He sets them up one in front of the other and climbs slightly shorter ladder that's behind the slightly taller ladder and JUMPS OVER THE TALLER LADFDER ON TO KING OF THE DEAD DOING A MAGNIFACENT DROP KICK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! KING OF THE DEAD'S CHANCES ARE LOOKING SLIM AGAIN IS IT TRUE DOES KING ALWAYS COME SHORT WHEN THE STAKES ARE HIGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Hang on look STEPHANIE MCMAHON THROWS MARYSE IN ONE OF THE MONETORS AT THE TOP OF THE RAMP AND LEAVES AND TRIPLE H PEDIGREES BRET HART!!!!!!!!!

Jeff Hardy: THIS IS WHATS GOING TO HAPPEN AT AFTERMATH THIS I WILL WIN TRIPLE H WILL SHOW WHAT REALITY IS AND STEPHANIE WILL RETAIN THE WOMANS CHAMPIONSHIP MAKING EVERYTHING RIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! King man mate do you have anything to complain about now haha. (Points the mic to a unconscious King of the Dead) No? (Points it to him one more time) Good then that's all for tonights show hope you loved it and make sure you watch the MOST XTREME MATCH OF TFC HISTORY THE XTREME RULEZ HELL IN A CELL MATCH AND GOOD BYE MY FANS AND HATERS LOVE YA ALL AND REMEMBER X-TREME...X-TREME...X-TREME!!!!!!!

Fans:  X-TREME...X-TREME...X-TREME...X-TREME...X-TREME...X-TREME...X-TREME...X-TREME...X-TREME!!!!!!! (Jeff Hardy smiles and dances)

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Jerry Lawler: HELLO AND WELCOME TO THE LAND OF XTREME!!!!! We are here in Nashville, Tennessee and don't we have a jam packed show for you tonight.

Joey Styles: That's right tonight we will have a Double Champion crowned and there's been rumors that one of those two Champions in that Triple Threat match has Been Traded for another star who could that be we all wonder.

Jerry Lawler: We also have two of the best friends in a Xtreme Rulez match for our Main Event.

Joey Styles: King of the Dead has been Crazy for Skitzo and that Briefcase. He is so crazy that he thinks Jeff is against him and wants to force Jeff to pick a side but I think he's Paranoid and is scared that Skitzo might have a lot of people on his side then King of the Dead's and its making me sick and tired of watching him rave on about something like this. I mean they were Brother Just like Brothers they put there differences aside and became just like Brothers but King of the Dead has a jealousy problem with Skitzo in my eyes that's all it is, is Jealousy. (King of the Dead is standing in the middle of the ring) King of the Dead's standing in the middle of ring about to explain why he called Aftermath Backlash for?

King of the Dead: I made a mistake last week.

Jerry Lawler: Your life was a mistake haha.

Joey: Quiet King before he hears you.

King of the Dead: Vicky Icky left her mark as she tried to embarrass me by telling me it was Backlash and telling the rest the truth that its Aftermath. Mr. McMahon was fast to the scene as soon as he became Chairman he told me that I was lied to and that its called Aftermath so I apologies to all you fans about that. Skitzo now to you We are going so far to be a XTREME RULEZ MATCH!!!!! That's not any normal match you do know that it can be Anywhere falls count it can m=be Infurno, It very well could end up being a I Quit Match you and me know that the most. The main rulez in that match are only two.

1. If you get the mic and say a certan match the match turns into that type of match with those stipulation but it starts out as a normal Extreme Rules Match.
2. There are no other RULEZ ANYTHING GOES!!!!!!!!

THAT'S ALL THE RULEZ THAT ARE MADE THAT'S WHY I MADE IT ABND THAT'S WHY JEFF WILL PICK A SIDE TONIGHT!!!! (King of the Dead goes to leave the ring but stops when Jeff comes out)

Jeff Hardy: MAN WHATS HAPPENED TO YOU!!!! (Paces in circles around King of the Dead) MAN I AM YOUR BEST FRIEND AND WHAT DO YOU THINK IM DOING BACK STABBING YOU, LYING TO YOU, HATING YOU!!!!!!!!! ITS EATING AT YOU ISN'T IT ITS EATING YOU TO THIS A CRAZY PHYCHO!!!!! KING ITS EATING AT YOU THAT YOU JUST CANT REACH THAT EXTRA DISTANCE YOU CANT REACH FOR THE BIG TIME!!!!!!!! ITS EATING AT YOU THAT SKITZO HAS REACHED IT AND YOU HAVN'T ITS EATING AT YOU THAT YOU'VE NEVER BEATING SKITZO WHEN THE STAKES ARE HIGH!!!!!!!

King of the Dead:  (Doesn't say anything just looks down at his feet)

Jeff Hardy: SHANE ITS EATING AWAY YOUR LIFE, FRIENDSHIP AND SOON GOING TO TAKE AWAY FROM YOU WHAT YOU LOVE MOST Stephanie...

King of the Dead: DON'T YOU BRING HER INTO THIS ITS BETWEEN YOU AND ME JEFF NOT HER LEAVE HER ALONE LEAVE HER OUT OF THIS!!!! SHE IS MY GIRL BUT YOU KNOW BETTER TO GO THAT LOW!!!!!!

Jeff Hardy: WELL IT'S THE TRUTH AND INFACT YOU HAVE NEVER BEATEN ME IN A XTREME RULEZ MATCH!!!!!!!!!!!!

King of the Dead: JEFF YOU'RE THE ONE WHO IS OVERSHADOWED BY ME IF IT WASN'T FOR ME YOU MIGHT HAVE BEEN FORTHER IN YOUR CAREER DON'T YOU THINK? YOU WAS ALWAYS CAUGHT WITH ME IN THOSE INCIDENTS DON'T YOU THINK YOU WOULD BE WORLD CHAMP STILL IF YOU WASN'T ALWAYS IN TROUBLE?!!!!

Jeff Hardy: YEAH WELL SOMETIMES A FRIEND IS MORE IMPRTANT TO A TITLE AND MAN YOUR NOT THAT FRIEND YOUR NOT KING OF THE DEAD YOUR NOT THE MAN I HAD PARTYS 24/7 WITH ME YOUR NOT THE MAN WHO WAS COMM

OMG KING OF THE DEAD SPEARS JEFF HARDY AND PUNCHES INTO HIM RAPIDLY AND THEN HE IS PUNCHING INTO HIM HARD AND JEFF FIGHTS BACK AND HELL HAS BROKEN LOOSE!!!!!! SACURITY COMES AND TRYS TO SPLIT THESE TWO UP BUT THEY FIGHT OUT OF UIT AND RIGHTS AND LEFTS GO EVERYWHERE!!!! WE HAVE TO WONDER ARE THESE TWO GOING TO LAST TILL THE MAIN EVENT!!!!!!!!!!!(Commercials)

Bret Hart is standing in the middle of the ring

Bret Hart: I stand here as your UNDISPUTED XTREME WORLD CHAMPION!!!!!

Crowd: BOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!

Bret Hart: SHUT UP FOR A SECOND!!!!!

Crowd: BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!

Bret Hart: I AM THE CHAMPION BECAUSE I AM THE BEST THERE WAS, THERE IS AND THERE EVER WILL BE AND IF YOU PEOPLE CAN'T DEAL WITH REALITY ITS NOT MY FAULT!!!!!!!

Crowd: BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!

Bret Hart: YOU SEE TRIPLE H HAS GOT YOU ALL FOOLED THINKING AT AFTERMATH HE'S GOING TO RETAIN THIS TITLE AND THAT LITTLE SUPER HERO STORYS ARE REAL WELL GUESS WHAT THERE NOT!!!!!! REALTY IS THE HERO DOESN'T ALWAYS WIN HE DIES OFF VILLAINS ARE ALWAYS REMEMBERED!!!!! LIKE TRIPLE H IN 20 YEARS HE WONT BE REMEMBERED BUT I WILL BE REMEMBERED FOR INTURNITY!!!!!

Crowd: YOU SUCK... YOUSUCK... YOU SUCK!!!!!

Bret Hart: BELIEVE ALL YOU WANT BUT I AM THE BEST THERE EVER WAS, THERE EVER IS AND THERE EVER WILL BE!!!! (Bret Drops the Mic and goes to leave but Triple H comes out) TRIPLE H NOW WHAT DO YOU WANT?!!!!!!

Triple H: I actually wanted to say that your gonna lose at Aftermath because its all predictable you talk the talk but cant walk the walk just look at the Poster for Aftermath for a second.

 

Bret Hart: THAT SAYS NOTHING YOU WONT BEAT ME WITH A SLEDGEHAMMER AT ALL!!!! Because I'm the Best There...

Triple H: Oh let me say it you're the Best **** There ever was, Ever Is And There Ever Will BE. (Bret Hart looks angry)

Bret Hart: You seem to think your funny I laugh Not. But you wont be laughing at Aftermath when I put you out and I promise you wont get the title.

OMG PEDIGREE TO BRET HART!!!!!!!

Triple H: Sorry it was a accident. (Triple H walks off. (Commercial)

Edge and Christian vs. Ric Flair and (A Partner of Flairs Choosing) in a Tag Team Match

Lillian Garcia: THIS MATCH IS A TAG TEAM MATCH WITH ONE FALL!!!!! First to the ring they are from Canada EDGE AND CHRISTIAN!!!!!!!!!! (Edge and Christian make their way to the ring) And one half of there opponents HE IS THE NATURE BOY RIC FLAIR!!!!!!!!  (Ric Flair comes to the ring) AND HIS PARTNER!!!!!

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Joey: OMG ITS TRIPLE H TRIPLE H IS TAGGING UP WITH RIC FLAIR TONIGHT AND LOOK AT EDGES FACE TRIPLE H IS HERE!!!!!!!

Bell rings and Triple H punches into Edge. SPEAR BY EDGE AND FLAIR ATTACKS EDGE AND CHRISTIAN COMES IN AND ATTACKES FLAIR AND HELL HAS BROKEN LOOSE!!!!!! EDGE ATTACKS FLAIR AND TRIPLE H ATTACKES CHRISTIAN AND TRIPLE H THROWS CHRISTIAN IN EDGE!!!!! FLAIR HAS THE FIGURE 4 LEG LOCK ON EDGE LOCKED IN!!!!!!! EDGE IS GONNA TAP EDGE IS REACHING FOR THE ROPES  BUT HE CANT GET IT HE'S GONNA TAP OUT HE'S ALMOST THERE AND ROPES BREAK!!!!!!!!  THE KING OF KINGS DOESN'T LOOK HAPPY AND PEDIGREE TO EDGE AND OH CHAIR SHOT TO THE BACK OF TRIPLE H FROM CHRISTIAN!!!!! THE REF CALLS FOR THE BELL AND CHRISTIAN LAUGHES!!!!!

Lillian Garcia: YOUR WINNER BY DQ RIC FLAIR AND TRIPLE H!!!!!!!!!!!!

CHRISTIAN AND EDGE RUN WHILE TRIPLE H AND FLAIR CHASE THEM BACK STAGE WITH A STEEL BASEBALL BAT AND A SLEDGEHAMMER!!!!!! (Commercial)

Backstage

King of the Dead: That's right babe I thought it would be good for you to have a well deserved night off yep see ya. Huh

EDGE AND CHRISTIAN ARE STILL RUNNING!!!! AND TRIPLE H AND FLAIR ARE STILL CHASING THEM!!!!!

King of the Dead: EDGE HAVE FUN HOPE THAT TEACHES YOU A LESSON OR TWO!!!!!!!

Ric Flair and Triple H chase them but they stop when they see The New Alliance and they walk off.

Maryse vs. Candice Michelle The winner faces Stephanie McMahon 101 at Aftermath for the Divas Title

Lillian Garcia: This match is for ONE FALL and the winner of this match will face Stephanie McMahon 101 at Aftermath FOR THE DIVAS CHAMPIONSHIP!!!!!! First to the ring she is from CANADA she is MARYSE!!!!! (Maryse comes down and is taunting the fans and then goes into the ring) Next to the ring she's from Los Angeles, California SHE IS CANDICE MICHELLE!!!!!! (Candice comes out and gives highfives to the fans and gets in the ring AND ALREADY SHES ATTACKING MARYSE!!!!)

Ref tells them to come apart but CANDICE ISNT STOPPING CANDICE IS PUNCHING INTO MARYSE!!!!! Maryse fights her off and then kicks into her and then Candice trips her over and punches into her more and these two wont stop they keep wanting to fight. Candice hits her with a clothesline and straight into the attack again and the referee is having a bad time now. Candice is punching hard into Maryse's skull and wont stop. LOOK ITS MATT HARDY MATTS COMING TO SAVE MARSE huh whats this?

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OMG OMG OMG BATISTA HE ATTACKES MATT FROM BEHIND AND SMASHING INTO HIM!!!!!!! (King of the Dead comes out)

King of the Dead: I see you want to join this match Matt and Batista wants a piece of Matt so I'll make it A INTER GENDER TAG MATCH!!!!!!! And the winning will have the diva of that team face Stephanie McMahon at Aftermath. Ref just ring the bell rules are made to be broken so just ring it oh yeah and it's a Anywhere Fall Inter gender match.

Bell rings and Batista is smashing into Matt and Spear to Matt. Candice is smashing into Maryse andn Maryse fights back and is smashing into Candice. OMG BATISTA BATISTA BOMBS MATT HARDY INTO THE CANVARS!!!!!!!!!!! Look its Maryse she attacks Batista and Batista laughs. He then does a evil stare at her and she runs and he chases her and she screams. OH SIDE EFFECT FROM MATT HARDY TO BATISTA!!!! OMG MOONSAULT FROM THE TOP TURM BUCKLE BY CANDICE ONTO MARYSE AND MATT HARDY!!!!!!!!! BATISTA BOMB TO MARYSE BY BATISTA but MATT SAVES MARYSE AND TWIST OF FATE 1...2...3 OMG BATISTA AND CANDICE JUST CAME SHORT!!!

Lillian Garcia: YOUR WINNERS MATT AND GOING TO AFTERMATH MARYSE!!!!!!!!

 LOOK IT'S THE NEW ALLIANCE AND THEY SMASH INTO BATISTA AND THE GET CHAIRS AND KENDO STICKS AND SMASH THEM INTO BATISTA AND BATISTA TRYS FIGHTING BACK BUT HE CANT THERES TO MANY OF THEM!!!!!! They leave him in a bloody mess. (Commercial)

Jerry Lawler: Well That was a great match The First Inter Gender Tag match in Xtreme History I think that's one for the books.

Joey: But Next we find out are the rumors true is the Unknown star whos competing against the next two Champions going to trade with another Star to come here on XTREME!!!!!!!!!!!! Lets find out.

© Rey Mysterio vs. © CM Punk vs. ??? for the Lightweight Championship and the Oz Championship in a Triple Threat match

Lillian Garcia: This match is a Triple Threat match for both The Lightweight and Oz Championship with one fall. First to the ring He is The Lightweight Champion 619 HIM SELF REY MYSTERIO!!!!!!! (Rey Mysterio comes out and into the ring) Next his Opponent He's the Oz Champion and a 3 times Lightweight  Champion CM PANK!!!!!! (CM Punk comes out with the title around his waist and into the ring) AND THE CHALLENGER AND THE MAN WHO WILL BE TAKING OVER REYS SPOT IN XTREME IS.... (King of the Dead comes on the Titan tron)

King of the Dead: Hello everyone its me King of the Dead and yes I've made a trade rumors are true CM Punk your leaving Xtreme now You and Shannon Moore have settled your differences and have been a great Champion for Xtreme I don't need you to be here anymore but its not the end for your great career yet well I've made a trade for the reason this match will unite both those titles to make the Intercontinental Championship and think Rey on how proud you'll make that GM taking the Intercontinental Championship so I thought lets think of a guy who has made history with that title in another Company and this man came in mind.

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King of the Dead: YES PUNK YOUR GOING TO SMACKDOWN AND THE MAN WHOS BEEN ON SMACKDOWN SINCE DAY ONE IS COMING TO THE LAND OF XTREME BABY SKITZO YOUR LOSS IS OUR GAIN!!!!!! A bit of history with the Intercontinental Championship there with Chris Jericho and he is a great SmackDown Star so WELCOME TO THE LAND OF XTREME CHRIS!!!!!

Bell Rings and Rey and Punk Gang up on Chris and punches but Chris reverses them and Punches into them with punches of his own to both of them and he's fighting out of the corner. Chris Jericho then does a clothesline to Rey off the ropes and a DDT to Punk. Chris then does a Figure 4 Leg Lock on Rey AND REYS GOING TO TAP HES ALMOST THERE but Punk to the rescue. Punk connects with a few kicks to the ribs and Jericho grabs a leg. SPINNING HEEL KICK FROM PUNK AND JERICHO LANDS ON THE MIDDLE ROPE AND 610 IN THE HOUSE AND CONNECTS AND GTS FROM PUNK TO JERICHO AND JERICHOS OUT COLD!!!!!!! REY BOUNCES OFF THE TOP ROPE ONTO JERICHO!!!!!! Cover by Rey 1...2...NO Punk breaks the count and he CONNECTS WITH GTS TO REY AND PUNK TURNS INTO THE CODE BREAKER CODE BREAKER CODE BREAKER!!!!!!!!!!! JERICHO COVERS 1...2...3 YOUR WINNER AND NEW INTERCONTINENTAL CHAMPION CHRIS JERICHO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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King of the Dead comes out and hands Jericho the title and he celebrates and leaves with the Intercontinental Championship.

 

Jerry Lawler: New Champion, New Championship and A NEW STAR GOD HOW GOOD ARE YOU TO US!!!!!!!

Joey Styles: CHRIS JERICHO HAS MOVED TO THE LAND OF XTREME AND FOUND A NEW HOME HERE!!!!!! Did you know that Jericho has been on SmackDown since Day 1.

Jerry Lawler: That's a very long time. Well here's The match we have been waiting for all week and things got heated up earlier on the show when Jeff confronted King of the Dead. Lets take a look at it. (Shows a reply of the start of the show where Jeff Hardy and King of the Dead had a brawl) Well heres the match.

King of the Dead vs. Jeff hardy in a Xtreme Rulez match

Lillian Garcia: This match is a XTREME RULEZ match. First to then ring he is the TOUGH ENOUGH CHAMPION AND THE XTREME GM!!!!!!! HE IS FROM NORTH CAROLINA THE SPOTLIGHT STEALER KING OF THE DEAD!!!!!!!! (King of the Dead comes out and into the ring smiling)

 

Lillian Garcia: AND HIS OPPONENT HE IS FROM NORTH CAROLINA THE XTREME ENIGMA JEFF HARDY!!!!!! (Jeff Hardy comes out with his face painted and goes into the ring)

 

Bell Rings and King puts his hand out to Jeff to shake his hand and Jeff goes to shake it BUT OOOO SLAP TO THE FACE OF JEFFS and King laughs at Jeff. Jeff doesn't look like he liked that trick and he SPEAR TACKLES KING AND PUNCHES INTO KINGS HEAD!!!! JEFF SIGNS OFF TO ALL THE FANS AND THEY GO WILD!!!!!!! Jeff goes outside and grabs a Steel Chair and takes it in the ring. King does a BEAUGHTIFUL DROP KICK THAT MAKES THE CHAIR HIT JEFF IN THE FACE!!!!!! KING OF THE DEAD SIGNS OFF TO THE FANS AND THEY GO CRAZY!!!!!!!!! THESE TWO MEN A FAN FAVOURITES THIS IS GOING TO BE A CLASSIC MATCH!!!!!! King grabs the chair and he Repeatedly hits Jeff Hardy with that Chair and he wont stop he keeps it up and Jeff is Screaming in PAIN!!!!!! XTREME HAS JUST GONE CRAZY THIS IS THE FLAGSMENSHIP MATCH FOR THE BRAND!!!!!!!!! KING THROWS JEFF OVER THE ROPE AND SUICIDE DIVE THREW THE MIDDLE ROPE ONTO JEFF HARDY!!!!!!! JEFF HARDY AND KING OF THE DEAD ARE LAYING KNOCKED OUT!!!!! King crawls to the ring apron and pulls out A LADDER I THINK HE'S TRYING TO AWAKEN THE TLC JEFF HARDY TONIGHT!!!!!! JEFF GETS UP AND BOUNCES ON THE LADDER KINGS HOLDING IN HIS HANDS AND THAT HITS KING IN THJE MOUTH SENDING KING ON  THE FLOOR AND JEFF GETS HURT FROM THE LADDER AS SOON AS IT LANDS. KING GETS UP AND TABLES AND THROWS TO TABLES IN THE RING AND THE THROWS THE LADDER IN THE RING AND THROWS JEFF IN THE RING!!!!!! KING ASKED FOR THE HARDY JEFF HARDY I THINK HE GOT EXACTLY WHAT HE WANTED!!!!!! TWIST OF FATE TO JEFF HARDY AND THEN KING SETS THE TABLES UP AND PUTS JEFF IN BETWEEN THE TWO TABLES AND CLIMBS THE LADDER!!!!!! Huh LOOK IT'S THE NEW ALLIANCE THEIR TAKING ALL THE STUFF OFF THE COMMENTATORS DESKS AND KINGS WONDERING WHATS GOING ON AND LOOK ITS SKITZO SKITZO IS HERE!!!!! KING SEE'S SKITZO AND SKITZO TAKES THE LADDER DOWN THROWING KING INTO THE COMMENTATORS DESK AND HES KNOCKED OUT!!!! KING GETS THROWN INTO THE RING AND SKITZO LAYS JEFF ON KING 1...2...3 OMG JEFF WON THIS BRUTAL MATCH WITH THE HELP OF THE NEW ALLIANCE AND SKITZO!!!!!!!

Lillian Garcia: YOUR WINNER OF THIS MATCH BY PINFALL JAFF HAAARRRDY!!!!!!!!

The New Alliance Smash into King and then Matt grabs a mic.

Matt Hardy: SKITZO I HELPED YOU NOW WHAT DO WE GET IN RETURN?!!!!

Skitzo: What do you get in return?....................You want something in........return..........YOU.................GET.........................NOTHING!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Crowd RAWRS YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!

Matt Hardy: WHAT WE HELPED YOU AND WE GET NOTHING!!!!!!!!!!

Skitzo:..................................Exactly you should be grateful for that.

Matt hardy: Well you're a waste of time. RANDY ORTON We see some talent in you and we want you to join The New Alliance so what do you say?

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Randy Orton: You know what guys I am Talented and you guys are such the bad guy team but I give up on the bad guy I have talked to some people and I have decided they are much better then you.

Matt Hardy: BETTER THEN US BETTER THEN US LETYS SHOW HIM WHAT WE'RE CAPABLE OF!!!!!

They start to smash into King of the Dead with all these weapons and King of the Dead is bleeding.

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OMG ITS EVOLUTION RANDY ORTON HAS REUNITED WITH EVOLUTION RANDY HAS BROUGHT TOGETHER EVOLUTION!!!!!!!!! THEY RUN TO THE RING TO HELP KING OF THE DEAD AND THE NEW ALLIANCE IS SHOCKED AND RUNS AWAY!!!! MATT IS ANGRY AS HELL!!!!! Skitzo and Jeff are in the corner and they leave and all members grab a mic.

Triple H: THAT'S RIGHT EVOLUTION IS BACK WE'RE BACK AND WE'RE STAYING!!!!!

Ric Flair: WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

Batista: So The New Alliance isn't so tough after all when the numbers become equal they run and hide.

Randy: Yeah and this time there's no running and hiding and theres no betrayel because we are all MAIN EVENTERS THIS TIME!!!!!! (King of the Dead gets up)

King of the Dead: NOW IM GONNA WHOOP YOUR ASS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AND YHH OR JOKER THIS IS THE TEAM I WAS TALKING ABOUT EVOLUTION BABY!!!!!!!!!!

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King: WHERE HER IN HOLLYWOOD, CALIFOINA!!!!!!!!! WELCOM TO THE LAND OF XTREME!!!!!!!

Joey Styles: THAT'S RIGHT AND KING OF THE DEAD IS STANDING IN THE RING!!!!!! (King of the Dead's standing angry in the ring)

King of the Dead: I LOST I LOST AND GUESS WHAT SKITZO HAS GOT THAT BRIEFCASE WITH EVERYTHING I SHOULD HAVE HAD GOT GIVEN TO ME IM SICK OF SKITZO!!!!!!! HE IS THE ROYAL GM WHICH MEANS HES KING OF GMS AND THAT MEANS HES MY KING AND I DON'T ACCDEPT HIM AS ANY KING LET ME SAY SKITZO IM COMING FOR YOU... NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (King of the Dead runs to the back while the camera man follows and he stops in the parking lot where a nice limo drives in)

King of the Dead: I KNEW YOU WERE COMING NOW COME OUT AND FACE ME LIKE A MAN!!!!!!! (The Door opens and Ric Flair comes out and The fans RAWR!!!!)

Flair: I think I'm the wrong guy am I right?

King of the Dead: WHERES SKITZO MAN?!!!!!

Ric Flair: He's not coming to Xtreme for the reason you might do what your doing now.

King of the Dead: DAMN!!!! (Jeff Hardy turns up) JEFF I WANNA KNOW WHOS SIDE ARE YOU ACTUALLY ON MINE OR SKITZO'S!!!!!!

Jeff Hardy: Man DON'T ASK ME THOSE KIND OF QUESTIONS I DON'T PICK SIDES IM ON BOTH YOUR SIDES GET A HOLD OF YOUR SELF!!!!! (Walks off)

King of the Dead: BE LIKE THAT THEN!!!!!!!!! (Bret Hart is standing in the ring with a mic wearing a suit)

Crowd: BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!

Bret Hart: At last Reality has checked into this hell hole of a place.

Crowd: BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Bret Hart: SHUT UP NO ONJE CARES WHAT YOU HAVE TO SAY!!!!!!!!!

Crowd: BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!

Bret Hart: LOOK REALITY HAS CHECKED IN ITS NOT ALL NICE PEICFUL AND KIND IN REALITY!!!!!! SINCE KING OF THE DEAD HAS CAME HERE ALL THAT HAS HAPPENED IS ALL THESE PEOPLE THAT FEED OFF YOU FANS HAVE WON THIS TITLE PEOPLE SUCH AS TRIPLE H!!!!!!

Crowd: YEAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!

Bret Hart: JEFF HARDY!!!!!

Crowd: YEAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!

Bret Hart STING!!!!!!

Crowd: YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

Bret Hart: and even that pathetic waste of space RIC FLAIR!!!!

Crowd: WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!

Bret Hart: But you see he lost his title BECAUSE AT LAST REALITY CHECKED IN AND I HAVE WON THIS TITLE!!!!!! You see this proves what I say is no lie IM THE BEST THERE EVER WAS, THERE EVER IS AND THERE EVER  WILL BE!!!!!!!! This proves that's no lie. (Holds the title up high)

Crowd: BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!

Bret Hart: Face it I am your champion and you all have to deal with it.

Rey Mysterio vs. AJ Styles for the lightweight Championship

Lillian Glacier: This match is for The Xtreme Lightweight Championship with one fall. First to the ring he is a 1 time Lightweight Champion he's the WEST COAST POP REY MYSTERIO!!!!!!! (Rey comes out and AJ FROM BEHIND!!!)

AJ STYLES IS ATTACKING REY WITH A STEEL CHAIR AND HE IS RAPIDLY AND A CHAIR SHOT TO THE HEAD OMG!!!!!!!!! ITS ABYSS COMING TO SAVE REY AND LOOK IT'S THE BIG SHOW AND LOOK IT'S THE NEW ALLIANCE!!!!! AND THEY ALL FIGHT HELL HAS BROKEN LOOSE AND LOOK ITS ORTON PUNT TO THE HEAD OF BIG SHOW BY ORTON AND LOOK (Batista Song comes on) HOLY GOD LOOK SPEAR TO STING SPEAR TO MATT SSPEAR TO CHRISTIAN SPEAR TO EDGE SPEAR TO ORTON!!!!!!!!!!!! Batista  goes to Rey Mysterio and checks if he's alright and Rey signals yes he's ok and he picks him up and escorts him out of the ring. (Commercials)

KOTD's Office

Stephanie: Darling what's wrong tell me I'll help. (Kisses KOTD)

King of the Dead: Nothings wrong I'm tired just.

Stephanie: Well go home I'll take care of Xtreme that's why im here love.

King of the Dead: No I'm staying here. (Edge interrupts) what the **** do you want in here?

Edge: IM SICK OF BEING OVER LOOKED BY YOU I HAVE GONE THREW TWO MAJIOR MATCHES YOU AND ROCKY BALBOA AND STILL NO TITLE!!!!!!

King of the Dead: But you lost them both.

Edge: I SWARE!!!!

King of the Dead: YOUR FIRE...

Edge: STOP IM LEAVING THIS HELL HOLE ROOM!!!!!

CM Punk vs. Shannon Moore to become the first ever OZ Champion

King: WOW THIS IS GOING TO BE GREAT SUCH A BIG RIVALRY WAS BETWEEN SHANNON MOORE AND CM PUNK AND NOW ONE OF THEM WILL BE CROWNED THE FIRST EVER OZ CHAMPION!!!!

Lillian Glacier: THIS MATCH IS FOR ONE FALL AND THE WINNER OF THIS MATCH WILL BE CROWNED THE FIRST EVER OZ CHAMPION!!!!!!!!! First to the ring he is a former 3 times lightweight Champion CM PUNK!!!!!!!! (CM Punk makes his way to the ring) and his opponent 2 times Lightweight Champion SHANNON MOORE!!!!!!! (Shannon Moore comes out and enters the ring)

They shake hands and Bell rings. THESE TWO GO INTO EACH OTHER LIKE WILD DOGS STRAIGHT AFTER THE BELL RINGS AND SPINNING HEEL KICK BY CM PUNK!!!! Shannon is on the floor wondering where he is. CM PUNK WITH A LEG DROP!!!!! SHANNON MOORE GETS UP AND CLOTHES LINE AND ANOUTHER AND ANOUTHER AND THE NEXT GETS REVERSED INTO A SUPER KICK!!!!!!!!!! PUNK GOES FOR THE GTS BUT NO THEN THE HALO BY SHANNON BUT NO THE GTS AGAIN BUT NOOOO!!!!!! SHANNON GOES FOR THE HALO BUT NO HE LANDS ON CM PUNKS SHOULDERS AND GTS SHANNON WE SAY AND PUNK SAYS GO TO SLEEP!!!!!!!!!!! 1...2...3!!!!!!!!!!!

Lillian Glacier: YOU WINNER AND FIRST EVER OZ CHAMPION BY PINFALL CM PUNK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

King: LOOK AT THATY OUR FIRST EVER OZ CHAMP!!!!!!!!! BUT NEXT ARE THE PUPPYS!!!!!!!!!!!!

Stephanie McMahon 101 vs. Maria for the Divas Championship

Lillian Glacier: This match is for the DIVAS CHAMPIONSHIP!!!!!! First to the ring the ring The Divas Champion STEPHANIE MCMAHON 101!!!!!!!!!!! (Stephanie McMahon 101 comes out with the Championship around her waist and then walks into the ring) and the Challenger MARIA!!!!!!!!

Bell rings and They lock up in the middle of the ring. Stephanie pushes Maria into the turm buckle and punches into her fast and then A HURRICARANA!!!!! Maria gets up and straight away DROP KICK BY MARIA!!!!!!Stephanie gets up and straight away SUPLEX!!!!!!! King: This is a good match so far PLUS PUPPYS LOTS OF PUPPYS!!!!!!!! AND A HUGE CLOTHESLINE BY MARIA BUT IT MISSES AND SWEET CHIN MUSIC BY STEPHANIE MCMAHON 101!!!!!!!!! Stephanie climbs the turm buckle AND DEATH SWANTON ONTO MARIA AND CONNECTS COVER 1...2...3!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Lillian Glacier: YOUR WINNER BY PINFALL AND STILL YOUR DIVAS CHAMPION STEPHANIE MCMAHON 101!!!!!!

OH LOOK ITS MARYSE AND THEY ARE GOING AT IT LEFTS AND RIGHTS EVERYWHERE!!!!!! STEPHANIE GOES FOR SWEET CHIN MUSIC BUT MISSES AND NO NO NO SUICIDE BOMB BY MARYSE!!!!! ITS KING OF THE DEAD WITHJ A STEEL CHAIR AND HE GOES TO HIT MARYSE WITH THE STEEL CHAIR BUT MATT HARDY RESCUES MARYSE AND THROWS MATT INTO THE RING POLE!!!!!!!!!!! MARYSE GOES TO PUNT KING OF THE DEAD BUT MISSES AND MATT TAKES HER OUT OF THE DANGER ZONE!!!!! (Commercials)

The Cutting Edge with Special Guest Ric Flair

Edge: Welcome to the Special Edition of the CUTTING EDGE! Today our Special guest is a former 16 times world Champion in another promotion and a 1 times World Champion in TFC. He is known as The dirtiest player in the game, The Limozine riding, Jet flying, Kiss Stealing Wheeling Dealing, SON OF A GUN, THE NATURE BOY RIC FLAIR!!!!!!!!!!!!! (Ric Flair comes out and into the ring while the crowd says WOOOOOOOOOO!!!!) Well Welco...

Ric Flair: WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!

Crowd: WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!! (Ric Flair laughs and smiles)

Edge: SHOULDN'T YOU BE IN RETIREMENT I MEAN YOU'VE LIVED THE GOOD DAYS A LONG TIME AGO IN ANOUTHER PROMOTION AND YOU HAD YOUR WORLD TITLES SO GET OUT OF HERE WE ALL SAW YOUR TITLE RAIGN EXTREMLY SHORT!!!!!!!

Ric Flair: Ric Flair will Never die and I mean NEVER I WILL ONLY RETIRE THE DAY I BREAK MY BACK THE DAY I DIE THE DAY I BECOME SO UNABLE TO WALK LET ALONE WRESTLE THAT'S THE DAY I( RETIRE!!!!!!!

Edge: YOU'RE AN IDEOT WHO CANT PASS DOWN THE SPOTLIGHT!!! SOONER OR LATER SOMEONE WILL TAKE THAT SPOTLIGHT AND YOU'LL NEVER EVER BE ABLE TO WRESTLE AGAIN!!!!!!!!!

Ric Flair: I'm not holding onto the spotlight as I can see at the Moment I've passed it down to stars like CBM, King of the Dead, Triple H, Jeff Hardy and a lot more so where am I holding onto any spotlight IM TRYING TO DO WHAT EVERYONE DOES AND THAT'S BECOME THE WORLD CHAMPION!!!!!! Just because I never passed it down to you doesn't mean I never passed it down at all.

Edge: (looks angry) HOW DARE YOU SAY I HAVE NO SPOTLIGHT IM THE RATED R SUPERSTAR YOU KNOW!!!!!!!!

Ric Flair: Rated R superstar aye so you do all that stuff well I'm RATED X BABY WHEN THE WOMAN SEE ME THEY FORGET YOU WERE EVEN BORN!!!!!!!

Edge: (He gets a Red Face) YOU MUST THINK YOUR FUNNY BECAUSE I DON'T!!!!!!!!

Ric Flair: Yeah I do and one more thing...

Ric Flair + Fans: WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

OH A SPEAR TO FLAIR FROM EDGE AND EDGE IS ATTACKING FLAIR RAPIDLY AND FLAIR FIGHTS BACK OH FLAIRS PLEEDING FOR EDGE TO STOP AND EDGE STOPS AND THINKS AND OOOOOOOOOH LOW BLOW!!!!!!!!! EDGE IS LAYING THERE ON THE GROUND KNOCKED OUT!!!!!!!!!

Flair: WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! (Flair leaves the ring)(Commercials)

King: Wow here's our Main Event.

 

Triple H vs. Jeff Hardy in a #1 Contenders Singles match for the UXWC

Lillian Glacier: This match is a number one contenders match for the Undisputed Xtreme World Championship. First to the ring he's a 3 time world Champion, He's the Game, Cerebral Assassin, THE KING OF KINGS TRIPLE H!!!!!!! (Triple H comes out and in to the ring)

Lillian Glacier: AND HIS OPPONENT HE IS A 2 TIMES WORLD CHAMPION , HES THE XTREME ENIGMA... (Jeff Hardyz Entrance interrupts Lillian and she wonders what's happening) JEFF HARDY!!!!!! (Jeff Hardy comes out and gets in the ring)

Bell rings and Jeff Hardy and Triple H lock eyes and bell rings!!!! TRIPLE H WITH A CLOTHESLINE TO JEFF HARDY AND HE STARTS TO KICK INTO JEFF HARDY AND THEN HE GOES OUTSIDE AND GRABS A STEAL CHAIR AND THROWS IT TO THE TIMER KEEPER FOR SOME REASON!!!!! JEFF HARD WITH A SUICIDE DIVE IN BETWEENM THE RING ROPES AND HE CONNECTS WITH IT!!!!!!!! Jeff and Triple H are getting up and the ref isn't counting and here comes Matt Hardy. Matt yells at the ref COUNT JEFF OUT NOW!!!!!!!! And the ref says no. and Matt says COUNT OR ELSE! AND THE REF ATTACKS MATT HARDY AND RAPIDLY ATTACKES INTO MATT HARDY AND MATT SLIDES OUT OF THE RING WHILE THE REFEREE SCREAMS LETS DO THIS YOU AND ME!!!!!!!! TRIPLE H IS IN THE RING FOLLOWED BY JEFF HARDY!!!!! And there's lefts and rights everywhere BUT THE DOUBLE A SPINE BUSTER NO DDT BY JEFF HARDY!!!!!!!!!! JEFF CLIMBS THE TURM BUCKLE DOES THE GUNZ AND GOES FOR SWANTON BOMB BUT TRIPLE H ROLLS OUT OF THE WAY AND JEFF MISSES!!!!!!!!!! TRIPLE H PICKS JEFF UP AND CONNECTS WITH THE PEDIGREE!!!!!!!!! Triple H covers 1...2...3!!!!!!!!! TRIPLE H IS GOING TO BACKLASH!!!!!!

Lillian Glacier: YOUR WINNER BY PINFALL TRIPLE H!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

TRIPLE H IS CELEBRATING but all of a sudden (Bret Hart comes out)

Bret Hart: Look Triple H your one of the reasons I should be champion look all this show has had as champions is these pathetic wrestlers that feed off the crowd REALITY IS THAT THESE FANS MEAN JACK ****!!!!!!!!

Triple H: I THINK ALL THESE FANS THINK THE SAME FOR YOU SO SHUT IT!!!!!

Bret Hart: You see that's exactly what I'm talking about you want to act tough do ya with those motorbikes at home and all that why don't you then why don't you stop hiding behind all these fans WHY?!

Triple H: well these fans are tougher then you. Don't forget I've beaten you in those tag team matches.

Bret Hart: YEAH YOU BEAT ME BEFORE WITH A FRIEND JOM NEIDHART IS A USELESS ****!!!!!

Triple H: Show me what you got then I'm set to fight.

Bret Hart: So you want me to Fight you here ok. (takes his suit top off and takes his tie off and then runs away)

Crowd: BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

Bret Hart: Your gonna have to WAIT!!!!!!

Triple H is shaking his head staring at him.

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King: WELCOM TO THE LAND OF XTREME!!!!!

Joey: Look at King of the Dead in the ring he has bruises and cuts all over him.

King of the Dead: LOOK AT ME AND JEFF WE ARE BRUTALLY INJURED AND NOT ONLY THAT IT WAS BY THE HANDS OF CBM ON HIS TURMOIL SHOW THINGY THAT'S HOPELESS HOW DARE HE LAY A HAND ON ME!!!!!!!

Jeff: NOT ONLYY THAT I HAVE A MATCH!!!

King of the Dead: I can make that match not happen man?

Jeff Hardy: Nar I want to prove that I still can fight injured or not.

King of the Dead: Fine Jeff that's cool with m...

WOOOOOOOOOOOOO! (Flair comes out here)

Ric Flair: WRESTLEMANIA YOU KING WILL BE FACING OFF AGAINST THE LONGEST RAIGNING GM IN TFC HISTORY AND THE FIRST EVER WOMAN GM IN TFC IN A TRIPLE THREAT TLC MATCH FOR THE RIGHT TO BE CALLED ROYAL GM!!!!! WELL I ALSO HAVE A LADDER MATCH AND ITS AGAINST THREE PEOPLE ONE MORE MAN THEN KING OF THE DEAD HAS IN HIS MATCH!!!!! MY TITLES ON THE LINE AND IN THAT MATCH IS THE ICON STING, THE GAME TRIPLE H AND  MR. WRESTLEMANIA HIMSELF SHAWN MICHAELS!!!!!! (Bret Hart comes out)

Bret Hart: I THINK YOU MEANT THE HITMAN BRET HART IN THAT MATCH DIDN'T YOU HEAR ON THE LIVE BLOG SHAWN HAS BEEN TAKEN OUT OF THAT MATCH!!!!!!

King of the Dead: He's telling the truth. (HBK COMES RUNNING OUT)

Shawn Michaels: OH NO YOU DON'T I DESERVE THAT SO HERES WHAT I'LL DO ME VS BRET HART TO FIGHT IN THAT LADDER MATCH!!!!

CROWD GOES WILD!!!!!!!!

Shawn Michaels: You heard them King now I know what you want to do just do it.

Bret Hart: NO YOU WILL NOT DO THIS TO ME!!!!!

King of the Dead: TONIGHT FOR THE MAIN EVENT!!!!!!

Bret Hart: I DEMAND NOT TO HAVE THIS MATCH!!!!!

King of the Dead: BRET HART VS SHAWN MICHAELS AND THE WINNER FIGHTS IN THE LADDER MATCH AT MANIA!!!!!

Bret Hart: I HATE YOU, YOU PUT ME IN THIS MATCH!!!!!!

King of the Dead: Also Miss Wrestle Mania Match its going to be a 10 woman Battle Royal. Chyna will face my girl Stephanie tonight as theres only room for one of them.

Shannon Moore vs. Rey Mysterio in a Singles match for the Xtreme Lightweight Championship

Lillian Glacier: This match is for the XTREME LIGHTWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP!!!!! First to the ring he is The Lightweight Champion SHANNON MOORE!!!!!! (Shannon Moore comes out with the Championship around his waist) AND THE CHALLENGER HE IS THE WEST COAST POP 619 REY MYSTERIO!!!!!! (Rey Comes down to the ring while THE CROWD RAWRS LIKE CRAZY!!!!!!)

(The Referee raises the Championship to show it) and the Bell rings. Rey attacks Shannon and then CONNECTS EITH A HUGE DDT!!!!! Rey then kicks into Shannon but Shannon fights back and does a drop kick. Shannon then punches into the head of Rey Mysterio. Shannon wont stop punching into Rey's head but Rey reverses it and then elbows Shannon and then trips him over so his hanging on the second rope and 619 IS IN THE HOUSEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! REY CONNECTS WITH 619 AND THEN JUMPS OFF THE TOP ROP ON TO SHANNON IN A BELLY SPLAT SORT OF WAY!!!!! Covers 1...2...3!!!!!!!!!! OH MY GOD ITS HAPPENED SHANNON MOORE HAS LOST HIS GOLD HE'S HELD FOR SO LONG!!!!!!

Lillian Glacier: YOUR WINNER BY PINFALL AND YOUR NEW XTREME LIGHTWEIGHT CHAMPION R...

OH MY GOD ITS AJ STYLES HES ATTACKING INTO REY LIKE A WILD DOG!!!!! HES KICKING INTO HIM AND ALL ITS DISGUSTING A ATTACK FROM BEHIND AND REY FIGHTS BACK!!!!!! CROWD RAWRS WHILE REY FIGHTS BACK AND REY GOES FOR 619 BU NO!!!!!! AJ REVERSES IT INTO A POWER BOMB BUT REY REVERSES IT INTO A HURRICARANA AND AJ GETS UP FAST AND CONNECTS WITH A SPEAR!!!!!! HE DOES THE UNPRETTIER AND LEAVES HIM LAYING IN THAT RING IM DISCUSTED IN AJ THESE PAST FEW WEEKS YES REY COSTED HIM ALL THOSE MATCHES BUT THIS IS UN CALLED FOR!!!!!!(Commercial)

Joey: We're back from a brutal attack by AJ Styles.

King: Yes its despicable how AJ is attacking. Well Next is a match that King of the Dead DEMANDED Skitzo to go through.

Skitzo vs. Abyss in a Singles match

Lillian Glacier: This match is for ONE FALL!!!!!n First to the ring He is ABYSS!!!!! (Abyss comes out) AND HIS OPPONENT!!!! HE IS THE GENERAL MANIGER OF SMACKDOWN!!!!! HE IS SKITZO!!!!!!!!!!!! (Skitzos entrance music comes on but no one comes out) AND HIS OPPONENT?!!!!!!! (His music comes onn and no one comes out) AND HIS OPPONENT HE IS A FORMER 1x WORLD/EXTREME AND UNIVERSAL WORLD CHAMPION AT THE SAME TIME WITH KING OF THE DEAD AND A 1X XTREME TAG TEAM CHAMPION HE IS THE GENERAL MANIGER OF SMACKDOWN HE IS SKITZO!!!!!! (Skitzo turns up on the titan tron)

Skitzo: AHAHAHAHAHA let me stop you there although I love watching you repeat my entrance over and over again I'm not coming out there. I told you King I'm not going in a match your gonna have to wait till this Saturday when I JUST MIGHT GO SKITZO ON YOU!!!! A BROTHER......A FRIEND......A PEAR........BETRAYED.......THE DEAD WILL DIE COME THIS SATURDAY AND THERE WILL BE NO CURE AS IT IS THE PAIN THAT MAKES THE CURE WITHOUT PAIN NO CURE!!!!!!!!!!!(Comes off)

King: I guess Skitzo won't be competing tonight.

Joey: Guess not what a shame.

Lillian Glacier: YOUR WINNER BY FORFET ABYSS!!!!!!!

In King of the Deads Office

King of the Dead: DID YOU SEE THAT HE NEVER TURNED UP HE WAS SUPPOSED TO COMPETE TODAY!!!!!

Jeff Hardy: Well just beat into him a bit more this Saturday. HALL OF FAME MAN ITS GONNA BE HUGE!!!!!

King of the Dead: YEAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! My Girlfriends match is next.

Jeff Hardy: Lets see how she does.

Stephanie McMahon 101 vs. Chyna in a Singles match to be in the Ms. WM match

Lillian Glacier: THIS MATCH IS FOR ONE FALL AND THE WINNER GOES TO WRESTLEMANIA1 IN THE MS. WRESTLEMANIA BATTLE ROYAL!!!! FIRST TO THE RING SHE IS ONE HALF OF THE GM OF XTREME AND SHES VINCE MCMAHON 101's DAUGHTER SHE IS STEPHANIE MCMAHON 101!!!!!!!! (Stephanie walks down to the ring with the Divas Championship around her waist) AND HER OPPONENT SHE IS A FORMER DIVAS CHAMPION CHYNA!!!!!!!!!!!! (Chyna walks down to the ring angry)

Bell rings Stephanie gets attacked by Chyna brutally and Chyna just throws Stephanie like nothing to the term buckle. Chyna then punches into Stephanie and then  she throws her to the other side of the ring. She then Connects with a clothesline and then a body slam. Cover 1...2...NO! Stephanie still wants more. Chyna picks Stephanie up SUPLEX but no Stephanie reverses it into a DDT! Stephanie climbs the term buckle quick AND DEATH SWANTON!!!!!! 1...2...3 STEPHANIES GOING TO MANIA!!!!!

Lillian Glacier: YOUR WINNER BY PINFALL!!!!!

FANS GO CRAZY!!!!!

Lillian Glacier: STEPHANIE MCMAHON!!!!!!!!

FANS RAWR LIKE CRAZY!!!!!!!!!!!

MARYSE ATTACKS STEPHANIE WITH JAZ THIS MUST MEAN THAT JAZ AND MARYSE IS IN THE MATCH!!!!!!! OH MY GOD LOOK IT'S THE POLICE AND JAZ AND MARYSE TAKE THE RUNNER!!!!! KING IOF THE DEAD COME OUT AND TAKES STEPHANIE AND THEY LEAVE!!!!! (Commercial)

King: WHERE BACK AND JEFF HARDY IS GOING TO FACE THE SPECIAL GUEST HERE ON XTREME I WONDER WHO THIS IS!!!!!!

Jeff Hardy vs. Special Guest in a Xtreme Rulez match

Lillian Glacier: THIS MATCH IS A XTREME RULES MATCH!!!!!! First to the ring He is THE DARE DEVIL THE XTREME ENIGMA JEFF HARDY!!!!!!!!!!! (Jeff comes dancing out here and goes crazy)

Jeff Hardy: King what's this all about not telling me my Opponent and all we're best mates for gods sake. (King of the Dead comes up on the Titan tron)

King of the Dead: Jeff don't take this personal its just I did it to surprise you as much as anyone else only Stephanie McMahon 101 and I know who it is and hey you do resemble the same face at times hahahahaha look at this Pic.

 

Jeff: WHAT THE HELL YOU GOTTA BE JOKING ME HAHAHAHAHAHA THE JOKER HAHAHAHA!!!! I THOUGHT FREAKY XTREME PASSED HAHAHAHAHAH WHO AM I THE BATMAN HAHAHAHAH!!!!!!

King of the Dead: Haha I knew you would reply like that haha. Well I'm serious and it's a match I specially booked for you since your not a WrestleMania Competitor Your getting your WRESTLEMANIA TONIGHT!!!!!!

Lillian Glacier: AND HIS OPPONENTE THE JOKER!!!!! (The Joker comes out laughing while holding a knife and Jeff is looking scared)

The Joker: Jeff WHY SO SERIOUS? I SAID WHY SO SERIOUS?!!!!!!

Jeff hardy: SHUT UP!

JEFF KICKS INTO THE JOKER AND THE BELL RINGS AND JEFF IS ON THE ATTACK!!!!! THE JOKER FUIGHTS BACK AND DOES A HUGE SPINNING HEEL KICK!!!!! The Joker goes out side and gets a Steel Chair and takes it back in the ring. He runs to hit Jeff with the chair but Jeff reverses it AND WISPERING IN THE WIND!!!!! Cover 1...2...NO ITS MATT HARDY FROM BEHIND AND HES BEATING INTO JEFF HARDY!!!! MATT AND JEFF HARDY ARE FIGHTING LIKE A WILD PACK OF DOGS AND THERES RIGHTS AND LEFTS ALL OVER THE PLACE AND THESE TWO WONT STOP FIGHTING AND THEY ARE REALLY BEATING THE (Sugar Honey Ice Tea) OUT OF EACH OTHER!!!!!! JEFF GOES FOR TWIST OF FATE BUT THE JOKER ATTACKS JEFF WITH A STEEL CHAIR AND HES OUT COLD!!!!!! 1...2...NO!!!!! JEFF JUST KICKS OUT!!!!! FROM BEHIND JEFF ITS THEN NEW ALLIANCE AND THERE BEATING INTO JEFF HARDY WITH ALL TYPES OF WEAPONS!!!!! I cant stand this anymore give me the mic.

King: INFURNO MATCH!!!!!!!!!!

FIRE COMES OUT FROM EVERYWHERE AND MATTS ON FIRE AND CANT GET OUT!!!!! JEFF KICKS CHRISTIAN IN THE FIRE AND HES ON FIRE AND LOOK ITS MICK FOLEY!!!!!!

Foley: HARDCORE MATCH!!!!!!

JEFFS GETTING BEAT UP LIKE BNEVER BEFORE AND HERE COMES BACK UP FOR JEFF!!!!! KING OF THE DEAD, ROCKY BALBOA, ABYSS AND THE BK'S AND THEY TAKE OUT THE NEW ALLIANCE BUT THE JOKER COVERS JEFF!!!!! 1...2... KING OF THE DEAD 3 AND KING HITS THE JOKER THE BELL RINGS AND KING OF THE DEAD IS SHOCKED!!!!!!!!

Lillian Glacier: YOUR WINNER OF THIS MATCH BY PINFALL OUR SPECIAL GUEST THE JOKER!!!!!!!

Sting: THAT'S YOUR PUNISHMENT INFORCED BY THE NEW ALLIANCE BECAUSE OF YOUR DRUGS ADDICTION AND YOU PARTYS AND **** YOU SHOULD BE MUCH MORE PROFESSIONAL YOU AND KING OF THE DEAD SHOULD AND NOT ONLY THAT KING OF THE DEAD IS IN THE HALL OF FAME I CANT BELIEVE THIS HE DOESN'T DESERVE ANY OF THAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Christian: May this be a lesson for us all that The New Alliance is not a group to mess with.

Matt Hardy: AND JEFF YOUR FRIEND KING OF THE DEAD WILL ALSO BE PUNISHED SOONER OR LATER AND THIS ISNT THE END OF YOUR PUNISHMENT!!!!!!!

Edge: AND I HAVE TO FIGHT ANOUTHER ONE OF YOUR FRIENDS AT WRESTLEMANIA HIS NAME IS ROCKY BALBOA!!!!!!(Crowd Screams) SHUT UP I WILL WIN THAT MAT^CH (WHAT?) I WILL BE THE ONE WHO TAKES OUT THE LEGANDARY ROCKY BALBOA!!!!!!!!!!

Stone Cold: WHO EVER THINKS STONE COLD IS GOING TO COME OUT ON TOP AT MANIA THIS YEAR GIVE ME A HELL YEAH!!! (HELL YEAH!!!!!!) THAT'S GREAT!!!!!!!!

OH MY GOD STUNNER STUNNER ON MATT HARDY AND STONE COLD WALKS OFF!!!!!! (Commercial)

King of the Dead's Office

King of the Dead: WHERE IS US WE HAVNT HAD A GOOD WEEK AT ALL NONE OF THE SHOW HAS GONE MY WAY AND SINCE I HAVE TO FACE SKITZO IN A TLC MATCH AND A TRIPLE THREAT ONE AT THAT TO!!!!

Jeff Hardy: Man... I'm so sore but don't worry its going to be fine you need to pull yourself together I understand you under a lot of stress but try to not let it take you man I know you can do it.

King of the Dead: Yeah I know I just need a rest me and Steph will go home you can run the rest of the show ok Jeff?

Jeff Hardy: Me?

King of the Dead: Yeah you.

Jeff Hardy: Sure. (Commercial)

Shawn Michaels vs. Bret Hart to fight in the ladder World title match at Mania

Lillian Glacier: This match is for one fall and the winner will go on to WrestleMania to fight Ric Flair, Sting and Batista for the Undisputed Xtreme World Championship in a Fatal 4 Way Ladder Match. First to the Ring He is The Icon, The Headliner, The Heartbreak Kid, THE SHOWSTOPPER, MR. WRESTLEMANIA SHAWN MICHAELS!!!!!!!!! (THE CROWD RAWRS WHILE SHAWN IS DANCING HIS WAY TO THE RING!!!!!!) And his Opponent HE IS THE BEST THERE EVER WAS, THE BEST THERE EVER IS AND THE BEST THERE EVER WILL BE THE HITMAN HART BRET HART!!!!!!!!! (Bret Hart makes his way to the ring while the fans boo him)

Bell rings and Shawn goes straight into the attack but Bret retaliates and punches into Shawn. Shawn then reverses a punch and does a Irish whip to Bret and then followed by Shawn running towards Bret and jumps on him while he pushes him at the same time. Bret gets up and then try's to pick Shawn up but POKE TO THE EYE AND SHAWN CONNECTS WITH A DDT!!!!!!  Shawn picks Bret up and throws him to the turm buckle. Shawn goes to clothesline to Bret on the turm buckle but Bret kicks Shawn in the head. Bret looks at Shawn and then goes outside. He grabs a Steel Chair but the Referee takes it from him. While the ref isn't looking LOW BLOW TO SHAWN MICHAELS!!!!! Bret covers Shawn 1...2...NO! SHAWN JUST KICKS OUT and Bret is shocked and he looks angry. Bret complains to the Referee and Shawn attacks Bret from behind. SHAWN IS KICKING INTO BRET AND THEN GOES FOR SWEET CHIN MUSIC!!!!!! Bret Reverses it by tripping Shawn AND SHARPSHOOTER BRET HAS LOCKED IN THE SHARP SHOOTER!!!!!! SHAWN IS REACHING OUT FOR THE RING ROPES AND HE SLOWLY IS GETTING CLOSER!!!! A FINGER TOUCH AWAY BUT BRET TAKES HIM BACK TO THE MIDDLE AND SHAWN TAPS OUT!!!!!!

Lillian Glacier: YOUR WINNER BY SUBMISSION BRET HART!!!!!!!!

OH MY GOD LOOK IT'S JEFF HARDY WITH A BUCKET OF YELLOW PAINT!!!! HE THROWS THE PAINT ALL OVER BRET HART AND BRET LOOKS ANGRY AND CHASES JEFF AROUND AND FROM NO WHERE TRIPLE H WITH THE SLEDGEHAMMER!!!!!!!!! THE HAMMER ACROSS BRETS HEAD AND BRET IS KNOCKED OUT BLEEDING!!!!!!! STING FROM BEHIND WITH THE BASEBALL BAT AND HE SWINGS FOR JEFF BUT MISSES AND RIC FLAIR ATTACKS STING AND HOLDS THE TITLE HIGH IN THE SKY BUT TWIST OF FATE!!!!!!!!!!! JEFF HARDFY WANTS THAT TITLE BUT HES NOT IN THE MATCH HE HOLDS THE TITLE HIGH IN THE SKY!!!!!!!!!!!!

{Show Ends}