M Joey Styles: HELLO AND WELCOME TO THE LAND OF XTREME!!!!!!!!!!

FIRE WORKS GO OFF A SOLD OUT CROWD OF 17'643 HERE IN BOSTON, MASSACHUSETTS!!!!! GRAPHICS APPEAR OBN THE TITAN TRON SHOWING THE XTREME LOGO AND THEN THE CROWD CHANTING...

Fans: X-TREME... X-TREME... X-TREME... X-TREME... X-TREME... X-TREME... X-TREME... X-TREME... X-TREME... X-TREME... X-TREME... X-TREME... X-TREME... X-TREME... X-TREME... X-TREME... X-TREME... X-TREME... X-TREME... X-TREME... X-TREME... X-TREME... X-TREME... X-TREME... X-TREME... X-TREME... X-TREME... X-TREME... X-TREME... X-TREME... X-TREME... X-TREME... X-TREME... X-TREME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

McMahon 101: Hasn't it been a week in TFC this week.

Joey Styles: Yeah its been a huge week this week Skitzo The Longest reigning GM Quits.

McMahon 101: At last in my eye's how long did it take him to relies that he wasn't wanted here in TFC I mean even I turned my back on him because I relised the better side and that's CBM's side.

Joey Styles: Yeah and I believe Skitzo was a much better GM then CBM will ever be I mean all you guys do is bad mouth these fans...

McMahon 101: You mean hypocrites?

Joey Styles: No I actually mean fans and I'm sick of hearing every one bad mouth them I mean Skitzo's show was the only interesting show in my opinion because of that.

McMahon 101: EXACTLY IN YOUR OPINION AND YOUR OPINION DOESN'T MATTER NOW LETS GET TO OUR FIRST MATCH!!!!!!!!!!!!

AJ Styles Vs. Rey Mysterio

Lillian Garcia: This match is a singles match set as one fall where the loser will be suspended until The TFC 2009 Draft. First to the ring is THE PHENOMANOL AJ STYLES!!!!!!!!!! (AJ Styles comes out)

 

Lillian Garcia: And his opponent he is a former Lightweight Champion 619 HIM SELF REY MYSTERIO!!!!!! (Rey Mysterio comes out)

Bell rings and AJ Styles attacks Rey from behind and kicks into him like a man on a mission.

McMahon 101: He is a man on a mission his mission is to destroy Rey Mysterio and this rivalry ends tonight.

Rey fights back and Rey with a drop kick but misses and AJ throws Rey's shoulder into the turnbuckle AND GOD DID YOU HEAR THAT YOU COULD HERE THE SHOULDER RIP OUT OF THE ARM!!!!!!!! AJ attacks Rey viscously and kicks into that shoulder like a man possessed. Rey looks like he's injured their might be the match over now. AJ covers Rey 1...2...NO! REY ****EN KICKS OUT!!!!!!!!!!!!! DAMN IT!!!!!!!!!! Rey does a few kicks to the thigh of AJ and then Drop kick and it connects. AJ lands on the second rope and then Rey sees runs to the ropes bounces off those and goes for the 619 AND OH MISSES!!!!!!!!!!!!! AJ Styles with a Drop Kick sending Rey outside the ring. AJ goes outside the ring and kicks into Rey brutally he's just smashing into Rey like theirs no tomorrow and then he goes to Lillian Garcia and takes the mic.

AJ Styles: COME ON REY WHERE IS THE WEST COAST POP AYY WHERE IS THAT MAN THAT CAME AND EMBARRASSED ME?!!!!!!!!!!! Come on Rey don't you have anymore fight left in you don't you have these fans chanting your name anymore come on. WHERE IS HE!!!!!!!! (Kicks Rey in the ribs) ARE YOU OUT OR IN COME ON MYSTERIO!!!!!!!!!!!

OMG REY HAS HIS LEGS WRAPPED AROUND AJ'S HEAD AJ LIFTS REY UP AND OH HURRICARANA!!!!!!!!!!!! Rey is still in this match. Rey kicks into AJ and then King of the Dead appears on the Titan Tron.

King of the Dead: This match is Xtreme Rulez match and you the referee this is your last match YOUR FIRED for forgetting to count while they were out side the ring.

Rey looks at the ring and pulls out a table and puts it in the ring and sets it up.  AJ runs in the ring and fights Rey and then gives Rey a huge right hand making Rey Groggily and then runs to the Ring ropes bounces off them to Rey and goes for a clothesline BUT NO MISSES AND REY SENDS HIM OVER THE TOP ROPES OUTSIDE THE RING!!!!!!!! Rey goes out side the ring to get some oil and a lighter and then goes in the ring and sets the table ON FIRE!!!!!!!! Rey then goes out side grabs a Steel Chair and repeatedly hitting AJ With that steel Chair and then goes under the ring looking for something and he pulls out A LONG LADDER!!!!!!!!!!!!! He takes it inside the ring and sets it up then climbs it and OH MY GOD LEG DROP ONTO AJ STYLES OUT SIDE THE RING FROM THAT LADDER INSIDE THE RING!!!!!!!!!

McMahon 101: Rey has gone Xtreme here tonight and I don't like it.

Joey Styles: I LOVE IT MY GOD MOON SAULT FROM THAT BARRACADE ONTO AJ BY REY!!!!!!!!!

Rey goes into the ring and when he turns around KENDO STICK TO THE HEAD OF REY!!!!!!!!! AJ IS HITTING REY WITH THAT KEDNDO STICK!!!!!!! JJ Climbs that ladder and is going to jump but Rey quickly gets up and climbs that ladder. AJ and Rey are fighting on that ladder AND OH MY GOD SUPER SUPLEX BY REY THROWING AJ THREW THAT TABLE THAT'S ON FIRE!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Covers: 1...2...3!!!!!!!!!

Lillian Garcia: YOUR WINNER OF THIS MATCH BY PINFALL REY MYSTERIO!!!!!!!!!!!!

Commercial:

SmackDown: Is he gone is it true has Skitzo really quit TFC this time has he had enough of King of the Dead and the rest of TFC and what will happen to SmackDown a brand that's only had one GM write it since Day one of TFC now find out This Friday on SMACKDOWN!!!!!!

Back to Arena at the Commentators Desk with McMahon 101

McMahon 101: Well we've already just had a epic match that will go down in the History books but I don't know will Rey still be able to compete after that match it was pretty Xtreme well it was to end a huge rivalry what did we expect.

Joey Styles: Nothing less then what we just saw that was Xtreme as Xtreme goes I wonder if Rey is in the running for that XCW Championship after that match.

McMahon 101: Yeah it was pretty intense well here is The Xtreme GM King of the Dead.

Ace Of Spades by Motorhead starts and King of the Dead makes his way to the ring with Stephanie McMahon

King of the Dead: Wow what a match what a great match by Rey Mysterio I think we are finally seeing some stars that can compete at Jeff Hardy's standards.  Well that's not why I'm here its to get a few things off my chest. One of them is something everyone is wondering why did Batista attack The Ultimate Warrior last week? Well Batista we all want to know GET OUT HERE NOW IM DEMANDING YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Batista comes out with a mic

Batista: (Smiles and laughs under his breath) Well King that's simple I want a World title shot you seem to have forgotten who I was on SmackDown before I came to this show.

King of the Dead: I knew exactly who you were before coming here its just I forgot about you well you do seem the quite type and I don't really think you deserve the title shot so you just did it for a waste of time sorry.

Batista: Excuse me but you just made your biggest mistake...

King of the Dead: (runs out the ring) Hold up ok you have the match you vs. Ultimate Warrior for the Undisputed Xtreme World Championship in a STEEL CAGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Batista smiles as King of the Dead leaves

Commercial:

OWC: On OWC Poison struck in the TFC Championship match and the sides of the Steel Cage were broken what is to expect to happen this week with Poisons hunger for death wait and find out this Friday on OWC!!!!!!!!

Back to the arena

Shannon Moore vs. Dolph Ziggler

Lillian: This match is a singles match set as one fall. First to the ring he is a former lightweight Champion from Whispering Pines, North Carolina SHANNON MOORE!!!!!!!!!! (Shannon Moore enters the ring and then Dolph Ziggler comes out from behind and attacks Shannon Moore)

The referee is trying to split them apart but Dolph Ziggler is viscously attacking Shannon and he's kicking into him and punching into him like its his last fight. Dolph Ziggler wont stop attacking into Shannon and then Dolph locks in the Sharp Shooter and Shannon is reaching for the ring ropes in pain. Shannon can't reach them and he is screaming in pain. I don't think Shannon is going to make it but what's this lights go out. Lights come back on and nothing happened and Dolph releases the hold and looks everywhere to see if anything happened but nothing and he turns into a DDT. Shannon kicks the knees of Dolph and then elbow to the neck of Dolph. Shannon climbs the turnbuckle and goes for a Moonsault Drop but Dolph gets out of the way. Dolph kicks Shannon in the ribs when he's on all fours and then he picks him up and slaps him then DDT!!!! Dolph Ziggler jumps on Shannon's back when Shannon is laying flat on his stomach and then kicks Shannon again.

McMahon 101: I love the style of Ziggler here he's picking Shannon bit by bit.

Dolph combs threw his own hair with his hand and then climbs the turnbuckle BUT OH SHANNON PUSHS DOLPH OUTSIDE THE RING FROM THAT TURNBUCKLE!!!!! Referee starts the ten count 1...2... Dolph is on his back outside the ring 3... and Shannon goes outside and attacks Dolph 1... but Dolph gets up and they are trading rights and lefts and its becoming a slug fest 2... Drop kick by Shannon 3... Shannon Kicks Dolph 4... and then picks him up 5... He does a Irish whip to Dolph sending him to the ring post 6... Shannon goes to hit his head on the ring post but Dolph reverses it and smashes Shannon's head to the ring post 7... He then throws Shannon in the ring and goes in the ring himself which breaks the ten count. Dolph Ziggler covers 1..2..NO KICK OUT AND DOLPH GOES OUT SIDE AND GRABS A STEEL CHAIR!!!!!! HE SMASHES IT ACROSS THE BACK OF SHANNON!!!! Ref calls the bell.

Lillian Garcia: THE WINNER OF THIS MATCH BY DQ SHANNON MOORE!!!!!!!!!!!

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Joey Styles: OH GOD ITS FLAIR RUNNING TO THE RING!!!!

Dolph leaves the ring and flair goes crazy inviting Dolph back to the ring. Dolph says no and is walking off. Ric Flair grabs a mic.

Ric Flair: WOOOOOOOOO! Kid you need to learn some respect and I am just the man to teach you it WOOOOO! (Starts dancing around the ring) COME ON KID YOUR SO TOUGH A OLD GEEZER LIKE ME CAN'T HURT YOU WOOOOOOOOO! (Dolph Ziggler laughs at him) So that's it you think I'm joking. Come on in this ring and I'll show you how much The Nature Boy jokes WOOOOOOOO! (Dolph keeps walking to the back) Ok then you wanna play it that way next week Me vs. you a battle for respect. (Ric drops the mic and taunts him then lets out a big WOOOOOOOO!

Commercial:

War: On War CBM says that he should have ended the career of Lita Saturday on CBM's Cyber Turmoil but this Cyber Turmoil coming CBM has that chance he has the chance to take out Lita, Matt and Jeff Hardy also Cena vs. Sabu IN A CAGE MATCH NEXT WEEK ON WAR you don't wanna miss it.

Back Stage with Team Xtreme

Matt: Lita are you ok?

Lita: Been better I'll but be fine.

Jeff: Its crazy to think CBM would do that to a girl.

Matt: CBM will pay I can't believe I once liked the guy.

Jeff: Yeah crazy life aye but tonight TAG TITLES BABY!!!!!

Matt: We will kick Jericho and Christian's ass tonight then become Tag champs then kick CBM's at his Cyber Turmoil.

Jeff: HARDY BOYZ 4 LIFE!!!!!!

Matt: Yeah man.

Lita: Yeah boys you have nothing to worry about especially since I'm their. (KOTD walks in)

King of the Dead: Well Jeff it seems as if you have found your old crew again and if it isn't Matt Hardy not too long ago you and Jeff were holding knives at each others throats and now your protecting each other and Lita. Nice hand you got their Lita CBM really did do a good number on that hand lets see how you go Saturday.

Jeff: King what do you want stop beating around the bush and tell me.

King of the Dead: Well I'm here to tell you that your match well its next.

Jeff: (Stares at KOTD with a evil look)

Commercial:

News: King of the Dead's suspention has been lifted now King has a free will once more to say he hasnt been suspended for anything and is he going to cause more conflict in the TFC forums well find out on the TFC Forums.

We come back and Team Xtreme's Entrance starts

Lillian Garcia: This match is a TLC Tag Team match for the Xtreme Tag Team Championships. First to the ring They come from Cameron, North Carolina. Accompanied by Lita Team Xtreme THE HARDY BOYZ MATT AND JEFF HARDY!!!!!

 

Lillian Garcia: And their opponents Christian Cage and Chris JERICHO!!!!!!!!

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Chris Jericho: What do you mean our match is now?

Employee: Your match is now.

Christian Cage: Why didn't you tell us this before?

Employee: I thought you knew The Hardy Boyz are waiting out in the ring.

Jericho: Well we got told it's the next match. (Hardy Boyz laugh)

Christian: Well we're fully naked and their in the ring WE LOST?!

Employee: well you have five seconds to get out their.

Christian: WHAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! We have lost our chance for gold. (Stephanie McMahon comes out to the ramp.

 

Stephanie: As a result of forfeit your Xtreme Tag Team Champions are The Hardy Boyz but next week here on Xtreme it will be The Hardy Boyz defending those titles in a TLC Tag Team match against Christian and Jericho. (Jeff and Matt raise the titles in the air)

Jericho: Celebrate while you can because... (Jeff is holding a mic)

Jeff: Enough guys we know what your gonna say well I got told to tell the fans my feelings on RVD and what he said last week. I ACCEPT!!!!!!!!!!!!! You want to talk about you old days Rob you want to talk about ECW do you? Well let me tell you I AM ALL XTREME!!!!!!!!!!!!

Fans pop

Jeff: Yes that's right Jeff Hardy is Xtreme. JEFF HARDY LOVES XTREME JEFF HARDY LIIIIIIIIIIIIVES XTREME!!!!!!!!! Rob XCW Rulez? Its supposed to be your type of Xtreme Rulez well that's my home turf BRING IT ROB!!!!!!! SO AT THE NEXT PPV FOR THE XCW AND INTERCONTINENTAL CHAMPIONSHIP JEFF HARDY VS. ROB VAN DAM IN XCW RULEZ MATCH!!!!!!!!!!!!

Fans go crazy

Ace Of Spades by Motorhead comes on and King of the Dead comes out

King of the Dead: Have fun with that Jeff. (Smiles)

OH CBM FROM BEHIND CBM CLOTHESLINES JEFF HARDY AND MATT HARDY AND THEN STARES AT LITA!!!!!!!!

McMahon 101: Oh what an unexpected visitor.

CBM Stares at Lita.

Commercial:

Next: Next it is The very first Steel Cage match with a roof and it will be King of the Dead vs. Maryse will Maryse have help or will King of the Dead have his way with Maryse and end her career tonight find out NEXT!!!!!

Maryse vs. KOTD in a Steel Cage match

Lillian Garcia: This match is a Steel Cage match and the only way to win this match is by escaping threw the door, Pinfall or Submission. First to the ring She is from France an d she is the current Divas Champion MARYSE!!!!! (Maryse comes out and into the ring)

 

Lillian Garcia: And her opponent he is the current Tough Enough Champion weighing in at 220Ibs from Whispering Pines, North Carolina Hall of Famer and Xtreme GM KING OF THE DEAD!!!!!!!!! (King of the Dead comes out smiling while Maryse looks at her Grim Reaper tright there)

Cage lowers and King of the Dead has a evil smirk on his face. Bell rings and King slowly walks towards Maryse.  King slaps Maryse and then pulls her towards him. King kisses her on the lips and The crowd boo's King as he does it. Maryse looks disgusted and King throws her in the corner of the turnbuckle and laughs. King walks up to her in the corner and Maryse slaps King and King looks shocked and says "Fisty are we today" and SPEARS her.

McMahon 101: HAHA That's what she deserves a good old SPEAR!!!!!!

King of the Dead just stands up laughing and he sees that five minutes has been up and stares to see if anyone will offer to fight with Maryse.

OH WAYYYYY IT'S THE BIG SHOW!!!!!!!!!!!!

King looks shocked and he is looking to get out of the Cage while Big Show comes out and Maryse with a low blow to King. Big Show enters the cage and King looks scarwed and fights Big Show then clothesline from the back to King of the Dead by Maryse. King drops to the floor and Show just smashes a huge fist to the back of King and King falls. Maryse kicks into King and then King gets up turns around HUGE CLOTHESLINE!!!!!!!!! Maryse covers 1...2...3!!!!!!

Lillian Garcia: YOUR WINNER OF THIS MATCH BY PINFALL THE DIVAS CHAMPION MARYSE!!!!!!!!!!

Maryse is celebrating in the ring and King is out cold on the floor. Big Show turns around OH PEDIGREE TO THE BIG SHOW BY TRIPLE H!!!!!!!

McMahon 101: Two weeks in a row now Triple H has caught Big Show off gaurd lets see how this one will unfold next week.

[Show Ends]

 

We get a view of the whole arena and sees a sold out crowd of 17'468 fans in the city of angels LOS ANGELIS!!!!

Joey Styles: HELLO AND WELCOME TO THE LAND OF XTREME!!!!!!

Fire works go off we hear the crowd chanting X-TREME...X-TREME...X-TREME...X-TREME...X-TREME...X-TREME...X-TREME...X-TREME...X-TREME...X-TREME...X-TREME...X-TREME...X-TREME...X-TREME...X-TREME...X-TREME...X-TREME...X-TREME...X-TREME...X-TREME...X-TREME...X-TREME...X-TREME...X-TREME...X-TREME...X-TREME...X-TREME...X-TREME...X-TREME!!!!!!!! Graphics on the titan tron with the Xtreme Logo and then King of the Dead's Entrance stars (Ace Of Spades by Motorhead)

King of the Dead: I TOLD YOU ALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I told you all Skitzo was a Liar a Hypocrite A WANNABE JEFF HARDY!!!!!!!!!!!!!! And just like Jeff Hardy his hero HE LOST!!!!!! I BEAT HIM!!!!!!!!! I beat Skitzo and everyone didn't believe it was possible to do everyone thought when I awoken the Insanity it was the end because The Insanity is like a curse Skitzo gives to people when he's going to kill them but you just can't kill the dead let alone the King of the Dead. I have now been here in tfc for 30 weeks YEAH!!!!!!!

Fans cheer

King of the Dead: SHUT UP I NEVER ASKED YOU TO TALK SO SHUT IT DON'T EVER CHEER WHEN I TALK!!!!!!!!!!!! Now I can say that SKITZO IS DEAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

(Jeff Hardy comes out)

Jeff Hardy: Well done King you achieved what you wanted you tormented Skitzo's life and beat him at Dooms Day now are you finished now can we put all this behind us and move o... (KING OF THE DEAD CONNECTS WITH THE TWIST OF DEATH TO JEFF HARDY!!!!!)

King of the Dead: NO (Slaps Jeff) NO (Slaps Jeff) NO (Slaps Jeff) NO (Slaps Jeff) NO (Slaps Jeff) NO (Slaps Jeff) NO (Slaps Jeff) AND NO (Punches Jeff) JEFF I AM THE KING OF THE DEAD AND THAT MEANS (raises arm to punch Jeff in the face but Bret Hart comes out here)

Bret Hart: I AM SICK OF SOMETHING AND THAT'S THE ULTIMATE WARRIOR!!!!!!! He stole my title This isn't reality. this is FAKE!!!!!!!!!! IM CASHING MY REMATCH CLAUSE IN TONIGHT!!!!!!!!

King of the Dead: Ok well its time for the first match just after this break. (Commercial)

Big Show vs. Rey Mysterio and Shannon Moore

Lillian Garcia: This match is a No DQ match for only Rey Mysterio and Shannon Moore but if Big Show gets Disqualified he loses the match. First to the ring is the tag team of Shannon Moore and REY MYSTERIO!!!!!!!!!! (Shannon Moore and Rey Mysterio make their way to the ring)

And their Opponent he is the largest athlete in the world THE BIG SHOW!!!!!!! (Big Show comes to the ring)

Bell rings and a Big Boot by Big Show to Shannon Moore and a huge right hand to Rey Mysterio. Big Show  elbows the back of Rey 3 times and huge kick to Shannon Moore's ribs as he was on all fours. Big Show connects with the choke slam to Shannon Moore that sends him over the top rope. He goes to do a choke slam on Rey but Rey turns it into a Hurricarana and goes outside to check on Shannon and Big Show gets up and stares at Rey Mysterio BUT WHATS THIS FROM BEHIND TRIPLE H WITH THE PEDIGREE!!!!!!!!!!!! Rey runs in and covers 1...2...3!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Lillian Garcia: YOUR WINNERS OF THIS MATCH BY PINFALL REY MYSTERIO AND SHANNON MOORE!!!!!!!

SHOW LOOKS ANGRY AND STARES AT TRIPLE H!!!!!!

McMahon 101: OH Triple H ruined what could have been a good match.

Joey Styles: Well I kinda enjoyed the match.

King of the Dead's office

King of the Dead: (Filling out paper work) Well Love I hope Skitzo relises that I am the top GM now.

Stephanie McMahon 101: Yeah love... (Big Show charges in the room)

Big Show: DID YOU SEE WHAT HAPPENED OUT THEIR TRIPLE H SCREWED ME OUT OF THE MATCH AND I WANT TO FIGHT HIM!!!!!!!!!

King of the Dead: Calm down big guy I'll look into it for you.

Big Show: LOOK INTO IT? HE INTERFERED IN A MATCH THAT HAD NOTHING TO DO WITH HIM!!!!!!!

King of the Dead: What ever (Walks out of the room and Big Show looks confused) (Commercials)

Angelina Love and Velvet Sky (The Beautiful People) vs. Candice Michelle and Maria

Lillian Garcia: This match is a Tag Team match set as one fall. First on their way to the ring accompanied by Maryse THE BEAUTIFUL PEOPLE ANGELINA LOVE AND VELVET SKY!!!!!! (Angelina Love and Velvet Sky walk to the ring with Maryse)

 

And their opponents accompanied by Stephanie McMahon 101 CANDICE MICHELLE AND MARIA!!!!!!! (Candice Michelle and Maria make their way to the ring with Stephanie McMahon 101)

 

Bell rings and Velvet and Maria will start this match off. Maria runs to Velvet like a wildcat and throws her by her hair and then Maria goes and kicks into Velvet. Maria attacks into Velvet like a wild cat and Angelina kicks Maria from behind and the ref takes Angelina away AND OHMARYSE IS GETTING INVOLVED!!!!!! Roll over 1...2...NO! MARIA KICKS OUT!!!!! The referee didn't see Maryse if he did this match would have been over already.

McMahon 101: I never saw anything so Joey are you making story's for these fans I think you are.

Joey Styles: No ugh I hate you as my partner your so ugh.

McMahon 101: Now don't be like that I am only saying my opinion on you.

Maria tags Candice Michelle and Candice attacks Velvet straights away but misses a clothesline AND OH HUGE DROP KICK BY VELVFET SKY!!!!!!! Velvet tags Angelina Love and Candice goes for a spear but misses and goes threw the middle rope. Angelina attacks Candice and throws her back into the ring and Maria comes into the ring and attacks Angelina rapidly and then Velvet comes into the ring then comes Maryse then Stephanie then A few divas come from the back AND MORE!!!! OMG HELL HAS BROKEN LOOSE THE REF CALLS FOR THE BELL!!!!!!!!

Lillian Garcia: THIS MATCH IS A RESULT OF NO CONTEST!!!!!!

ALL DIVAS FIGHT IT OUT IN THE RING And then we hear King of the Dead's entrance.

King of the Dead: Come on girls....... What happened...... you want this.........I know I do........ we do..........how do....... Be do..........CAN DO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (King of the Dead's entrance song Ace Of Spades by Motorhead comes on and King of the Dead comes out)

King of the Dead: hahahahahahahHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAhahhahahahahahahHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAhhahahahahahahahHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAhahahhahahahahahaHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAhahahahahahahahahHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!! At the next PPV it will be for the HAHAHAHA Divas Championship in a battle royal HAHAHAHAHA with all the divas in the ring including the returning HAHAHAHAHA CHYNA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (King of the Dead walks off. (Commercials)

Dolph Ziggler vs. Jeff Hardy

INTECONTINENTAL CHAMPIONSHIP

Lillian Garcia: This match is a one on one match for the Intercontinental Championship set as one fall. First to the ring he is the Intercontinental Champion He is a former two times World Champ he is a  one time Undisputed Xtreme Champion (HardCore & 24/7 rule Extreme Championship together) He is a one time Legands Champion He is THE XTREME ENIGMA JEFF HARDY!!!!!!!!!!!!

(Jeff Hardy comes running out with the Intercontinental championship AND OH FROM BEHIND WHOS THAT ITS RVD WITH A STEEL CHAIR WRAPPED WITH BARB WIRE ACROSS JEFF HARDYS BACK!!!!!!!! RVD pulls a Table fr4om the back and climbs the rails and 5 STAR FROG SPLASH ON JEFF HARDY AND THREW THAT TABLE!!!!!!!!!!!

Lillian Garcia: (Dolph Ziggler's Entrance starts) And the Challenger DOLPH ZIGGLER!!!!!!!!!!!

(Dolph Ziggler comes out and drags Jeff Hardy to the ring)

McMahon 101: THIS IS GREAT haha Jeff will certainly lose now.

Bell rings and Dolph Ziggler covers Jeff 1...2...NO!!!!!!!!!!

McMahon 101: WHAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Joey Styles: Haha the Xtreme Enigma shows us why he is the face of Xtreme.

McMahon 101: Whatever Jeff will lose.

Dolph Ziggler looks shocked and he goes for a second time this time pinning his arms to the mat 1...2...NO!!!!! Jeff Kicks out and Dolph gets angry and kicks into Jeff. Jeff Then gets up and punches into Dolph and then DOLPH CLOTHESLINES JEFF OVER THE TOP ROPE!!!!!! Dolph taunts the fans and goes to Jeff and Slaps him in the face saying "JEFF YOU'RE A HAS BEEN" OH MY ROB VAN DAM FROM BEHIND HITS DOLPH ZIGGLER WITH A KENDO STICK!!!! Ref calls for the bell.

Lillian Garcia: YOUR WINNER OF THE MATCH BY DISQAULIFICATION DOLPHJ ZIGGLER BUT STILL INTERCONTINENTAL CHAMPION JEFF HARDY!!!!!!!

Rob Van Dam looks like he has Xtreme intentions and looks under the ring and pulls out a 2x4 WRAPPED WITH BARBWIRE AND HITS IT ACROSS JEFFS BACK 8 TIMES BEFORE IT SNAPS AND GRABS THE MIC!!!!

Rob Van Dam: Jeff IM SICK OF IT!!!!!!!! Its all Jeff Hardy its Jeff Hardy Who did a Swanton 20 feet in the air off a ladder onto five Tables with Steve Blackman on them A LEGAND!!!!! The man who defeated another Xtreme Legend RAVEN!!!!! Defeated Triple H for the Undisputed Xtreme World Championship and lost it the same night which made you the first ever Undisputed Xtreme World Champ and the shortest one at that to. Wins The World Championship and becomes the first ever Xtreme Star to hold a World title from another brand. Jeff Hardy gets Burnt cut Sliced bruised and what ever else for these fans and becomes THE FACE OF XTREME!!!!!! Jeff you never faced me in Xtreme Rulez you never went on to become bigger then Xtreme I am one of the most XTREME PEOPLE IN  THIS COMPANY!!! I headlined Extreme matches before you were even acknowledged as Xtreme I was in another Organization called Extreme Championship Wrestling. It had everything you know hell I don't want Xtreme Rulez I want ECW RULEZ!!!!! JEFF HARDY ARE YOU UP TO IT LETS DO IT LETS MAKE A CHAMPIONSHIP SO EXTREME SO BLOOD WORTHY SO SCARED LETS MAKE THE XCW RULEZ CHAMPIONSHIP WHERE EVERY MATCH ITS DEFENDED IN IS XTREME XHAMPIONSHIP WRESTLING RULEZ!!!!!!!!! {Commercials) 

Bret Hart vs. Ultimate Warrior

UNDISPUTED XTREME WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP

Lillian Garcia: This match is a One on One match for the Undisputed Xtreme World Championship set at one fall. First to the ring is a former two time Xtreme Tag Team Champion and a one time Undisputed Xtreme World Champion Bret "The Hitman" HART!!!!! (Bret Hart comes out)

 

Lillian Garcia: And The Champion from Parts Unknown THE ULTIMATE WARRIOR!!!!!!! (The Ultimate Warrior comes to the ring and raises his arms to the sky and then looks at Bret and gives the title to the ref)

Bell rings and Bret looks at Ultimate Warrior like he's a freak and Warrior and Hart lock up. They are locked and Warrior sends Bret flying. Bret looks shocked of his power and Bret just says "REALITY CHECK WARRIOR" and Attacks Warrior viscously with punches to the skull but Warrior starts to throw Bret around like a ragged doll. Warrior with the BIG BOOT TO BRET HART!!!!! Warrior goes outside the ring and takes apart the Commentating desk while screaming "AGGGGGH".

McMahon 101: GET OUT YOU KNOW THIS AINT A XTREME RULEZ MATCH?!!!!!

Warrior ignores 101 and goes in the ring and attacks Bret and a huge Irish Whip to the turn buckle Bret goes back first and falls to the ground. Warrior goes to Bret to punch him in the head but Bret reverses it and LOW BLOW LOW BLOW LOW BLOW but the ref doesn't see it he had his back turned.

Joey Styles: OH COME ON IT WAS A LOW BLOW BRET SHOULD HAVE BEEN OUT ALREADY!!!!!!

McMahon 101: I never saw anything so you must be making another excuse for these parasites you call fans.

Bret locks in the Sharp Shooter and Warrior is reaching for the ropes and he is almost their but Bret pulls him back to the middle of the ring and Warrior is screaming in pain. Warriors legs their escaping the hold of Bret and WARRIOR BREAKS THE HOLD ITS IMPOSSIBLE BUT WARRIOR HAS DONE IT AMAZING HOW STRONG IS THE ULTIMATE WARRIOR!!!!!!!

Joey Styles: The eighth wonder in the world How Strong is the ULTIMATE WARRIOR!!!!!

Bret kicks into The Ultimate Warrior saying "YOUR MUSCLES ARE FAKE" and then he climbs the turnbuckle and jumps BUT OH ULTIMATE WARRIOR CATCHES BRET IN MID AIR!!!! MILITARY SLAM BY ULTIMATE WARRIOR but Bret reverses it into a DDT. Bret then goes outside and grabs a Steel Chair but McMahon 101 gets up and takes the steel chair off Bret and tells him" Bret you'll lose the match this way pin him" Bret runs in the and OH ULTIMATE WARRIOR WITH THE MILITARY SLAM FOLLOWED BY A BIG SPLASH!!!!!!!!!! Cover 1...2...3!!!!!!

Lillian Garcia: YOUR WINNER BY PINFALL AND STILL THE UNDISPUTED XTREME WORLD CHAMPION THE ULTIMATE WARRIOR!!!!!!!!!!!!

McMahon 101: Oh please, HANG ON WHATS THIS!!!

SPEAR SPEAR SPEAR BY BATISTA TO THE ULTIMATE WARRIOR AND BATISTA SETS HIM UP AND OH BATISTA BOMB BY BATISTA AND BATISTA JUST STARES AT ULTIMATE WARRIOR!!!!!!!!

{Show Ends}

Xtreme Message: We at Xtreme would like to congratulate former Xtreme Star Shawn Michaels on his first World Championship win.

 

FIRE WORKS GO OFF AND THE CROWD IS CHANTING X-TREME...X-TREME...X-TREME...X-TREME...X-TREME...X-TREME...X-TREME...X-TREME...X-TREME...X-TREME...X-TREME...X-TREME...X-TREME...X-TREME...X-TREME...X-TREME...X-TREME...X-TREME...X-TREME...X-TREME...X-TREME...X-TREME...X-TREME...X-TREME...X-TREME...X-TREME...X-TREME...X-TREME...X-TREME...X-TREME...X-TREME...X-TREME...X-TREME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AND GRAPHICS COME ON THE TITAN TRON SHOWING XTREME'S LOGO!!!!!!!!

Joey Styles: WELCOME TO THE LAND OF... (Bret Harts entrance interrupts Joey Styles)

Bret Hart: Now I have a problem with King of the Dead. First he books me for a match against Triple H and Randy Orton then he books me against EVERY Xtreme Star for this title. I don't think King of the Dead knows reality. (McMahon 101 gets up and gets in the ring holding a mic)

McMahon 101: Sorry for interrupting you Bret but that brings me to something aswell. He wouldn't know reality if it bit him on the @**. Xtreme Rulez? I mean that's like a death match yet stars can come a week after that and fight another match that's not reality.

Bret Hart: Yet he still does the match and he books me in a match with every star I mean theirs jobbers who can become Main Eventers.

McMahon 101: And he disrespects me on the TFC Forums when he should be on my side.

Bret Hart: I know and yet he thinks he can beat Skitzo well he might if he lets Skitzo give him a blow.

McMahon 101: Yeah and... (Ultimate Warrior interrupts Bret Hart and McMahon 101)

Ultimate Warrior: Stop your b****ing PREPARE TO LOSE THAT TITLE!!!!!!! I have waited a long time TO REACH TOP THE GODS IN THE SKY AND TO GET GRANTED THE POWER OF THE ULTIMATE WARRIOR ever since I was released from War by Ecie AND YOU HAVE MADE THAT HUNGER WORSE!!!!!!! BRET YOU SAY YOU KNOW REALITY BUT YOU KNOW NOTHING UNTIL YOU STEP FOOT IN THE RING WITH THE ULTIMATE WARRIOR!!!!!!!

Bret Hart: You mean a fairy tale named Hercules I mean that's exactly what you are is a fairy tale named Hercules he is the god of Strength and that's what you act like and...

Ultimate Warrior: YOU THINK YOUR FUNNY BUT THE ULTIMATE WARRIOR PROMISES YOU THAT THE ULTIMATE WARRIOR WILL BE AT DOOMS DAY AND THEIR TO BECOME THE NEW UNDISPUTED XTREME WORLD CHAMPION!!!!!!

Bret Hart: Reality is that I am Champion and reality is I will stay champion. (McMahon 101 goes to leave the ring but stops when he hears Triple H's Entrance music and Triple H is coming to the ring)

Triple H: (Smiles) Hold up are you telling me that you and Bret agree with each other like two old ladies.  Alex don't worry we all know you're a Old Transvestite I have nothing against it just I wont help you with your sexual feelings about men maybe Bret over here will be more then happy to help.

McMahon 101: Listen Triple H I'm not in the mood for you I have had a rough day and I don't need to listen to your pathetic remarks about me to make this crowd happy.

Triple H: A bit moody aren't we.

McMahon 101: Your dirty jokes don't amuse me I don't know why you bother.

Triple H: When's the baby due a few months? Have you done a pregnant test?

McMahon 101: No

Triple H: Oh you better do it Alex your acting a bit moody.

McMahon 101: (Looks angry) ENOUGH IM OUTTA HERE!!!! (Walks out of the ring and sits at the commentator's desk looking at Joey Styles laughing)

Ultimate Warrior: Triple H The Ultimate Warrior appreciates all you've done for this company and your friendship BUT THE ULTIMATE WARRIOR DON'T NEED NO FRIENDSHIP THE ULTIMATE WARRIOR STANDS ALONE!!!!!!!! I GET THE WARRIORS FROM THE SKY'S HELP FOR MY PROTECTION NOT THEIRS!!!!!!!!!!!

Triple H: Well you wont have my help because when we're in that match its every man for them self no one helps anyone. (Randy Orton comes out and enters the ring)

Randy Orton: Woah woah woah Ultimate Warrior I don't know who you think you are BUT YOUR NOT IN THE MATCH!!!!!!! (King of the Dead comes out)

King of the Dead: Randy don't you check the TFC Forums man you need to get up to date. I've changed the match to a Xtreme Rulez All Star Match which means any star in any rank Jobber, Mid Carder and Main Eventers qualify for this match. Which means the percentage of you winning is very slim its like 3.2% of you winning its around that I'm not good at my math's you see.

Randy Orton: WHERE DO YOU FIND THE BRAINS TO DO THAT IT MEANS THAT ANY STAR COULD BECOME CHAMPION EVEN RAVEN WHOS BEEN OUT OF COMPITITION FOR AGES!!!!!!!!

King of the Dead: Yes that is very true...

Randy Orton: NONE OF THEM DESERVE ANYTHING I CAME HERE FROPM SMACKDOWN AS A FORMER WORLD CHAMPION AND I DESERVE TO BE TREATED LIKE...

King of the Dead: YOU DO NOT OVER TALK ME DO YOU HEAR ME RANAL KEITH ORTON!!!!!!!!!!!

Randy Orton: You do not...

King of the Dead: I CALL YOU WHAT I WANT YOU HEAR ME BECAUSE IN A INSTANT CAN EITHER FIRE YOU OR MAKE DURE YOUR NOT ABLE TO COMPETE AT DOOMS DAY!!!! NOW I WONT FIRE YOU BECAUSE YOU'D GET PICKED UP STRAIGHT AWAY FROM YOUR FORMER SHOW WAR BUT HELL I WOULD CERTAINLY LOVE TO HURT YOU HELL I'DTO HURT ANYONE THAT GETS IN MY FACE INCLUDING THESE STUPID FANS!!!!!!!!!!! (Jeff Hardy comes out and King of the Dead just smiles as he realizes what's about to happen)

King of the Dead: Jeff Hardy its been awhile the last time me and you was face to face was last week hahahahahaha when you got lucky and...

Jeff hardy: Shane I'm sick of it I have to hear it week after week THEN INSANITY IS UNLOCKED, I KISSED HIS HERO AND GIRFFRIEND AND I SCARED HIS MUM AND KIDNAPPED HIS LIL BRO!!! MAN who have you become?

King of the Dead: Jeff I've become better then you.

Jeff Hardy: You think your so tough why don't you compete here tonigh...

King of the Dead: Jeff did that match hurt you that much it gave you memory loss I beat you at Aftermath in the most Xtreme match in TFC History hell in Wrestling History.

Jeff Hardy: Ok yes I remember but... (Chris Jericho interrupts)

Chris Jericho: I GET A REMATCH FOR MY TITLE I DON'T THINK SO... (KING OF THE DEAD SPITS IN JERICHOS FACE) THIS IS THE DISRESPECT I GET A FORMER TWO TIMES WORLD CHAMPION AND ONE TIMES INTERCONTINENTAL CHAMPIONSHIP IM SICK OF IT SICK OF IT I TELL YOU!!!!!!!!!

King of the Dead: Well don't look at me for sympathy from me. Anyway for our main event as you should have seen in the forums Chris, Jeff, Bret and Hunter will be competing in a Xtreme Rulez match to hype up the two Men Division title matches up.

Randy Orton: That's another thing...

King of the Dead: Out of time Randal to bad after the break our first match Dolph Ziggler V MVP. (Commercial)

Dolph Ziggler vs. Rey Mysterio

Lillian Garcia: This match is a No DQ match with one fall. First to the ring he is DOLPH ZIGGLER!!!!!!! (Dolph Ziggler comes out and walks into the ring)

Lillian Garcia: And his opponent he is a former Lightweight Champion MR. 619 HIMSELF REY MYSTERIO!!!!!!!! (Rey Mysterio comes out and into the ring)

 

Bell rings and Dolph kicks The back of Rey's knee and Rey falls. Dolph combs his hair with his hand and then stomps on Rey over and over and over again. Dolph then bends over and slaps Rey in the face to show some disrespect. Dolph goes outside and grabs a steel chair BUT REY OFF THE TOP ROPE AND ONTO DOLPH ZIGGLER OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH A STEEL CHAIR TO REY IN MID AIR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

McMahon 101: hahaha that's the way you fight you see this young man Dolph Ziggler he fights the way these stars should fight not to Xtreme but when has the advantage uses what he can to win the match.

Joey Styles: He also can't stop introducing himself.

McMahon 101: Their you go his parents also taught him good manners unlike some people.

Joey Styles: He has introduced himself to me 4 times already this afternoon.

McMahon 101: Rest my case.

Dolph punches into the head of Rey Mysterio and then Irish Whips Rey into the ring and covers 1...2...3!!!!!

Lillian Garcia: YOUR WINNER BY PINFALL DOLPH ZIGGLER!!!!!!!! (Dolph Ziggler snatches the mic from Lillian Garcia)

Joey Styles: So much for manners.

Mcmahon 101: Shhhhh he's gonna introduce himself why don't you learn some manners.

Dolph Ziggler: My name is DOLPH ZIGGLER and I have a message for Chris Jericho and Jeff hardy. I don't care which one of you two win at Dooms Day but the winner will face me at the next PPV and defend that Intercontinental Championship against ME Dolph Ziggler. (Commercials)

The Ultimate Warrior vs. Abyss

Lillian Garcia: This match is a Anywhere Fall Count match and it is set as one fall. First to the ring HE IS FROM PARTS UNKNOWN!!!!!!!! THE ULTIMATE WARRIOR!!!!!!!!!!!! (The Ultimate Warrior comes out and gets in the ring)

Lillian Garcia: And his Opponent he is ABYSS!!!!!!!!!!! (Abyss comes out scratching his head and goes in the ring)

Ultimate Warrior Reaches up in the sky gaining strength from the Ultimate Warrior and Bell rings. Abyss attacks Ultimate Warrior but Ultimate Warrior punches into Abyss's head and Irish Whip followed by a Clothesline over the top rope. Ultimate Warrior goes outside the ring and stomps all over Abyss and then he picks Abyss up and Throws him in the barricade and attacks him with kicks and punches repeatedly to the head of Abyss. Ultimate Warrior then picks Abyss up and ABYSS JUST SHOVES ULTIMATE WARRIOR ON HIS @**!!!!!!!! Abyss then kicks into Ultimate Warrior and punches into him and then he picks Ultimate Warrior up and SUPLE but no Ultimate Warrior reverses it into a DDT!!!!! He picks Abyss up and TORTURE RACK!!!!!!!!! Ultimate Warrior covers 1...2...3!!!!!!

Lillian Garcia: YOUR WINNER OF THIS MATCH BY PINFALL THE ULTIMATE WARRIOR!!!!!!!!!!!

Joey Styles: Wow what a Xtreme so far.

McMahon 101: Two great matches well here we go to King of the Deads Office.

King of the Dead's office

King of the Dead:  You've done a great job as GM Love while I was gone... (Randy Orton marches in the room)

Randy Orton: IM SICK OF THIS...

King of the Dead: Obviously you didn't see what happened to Edge when he came here and said the same thing.

Randy Orton: I sore exactly what happened and I felt bad for Edge because you screwed him out of every match.

King of the Dead: Look Orton don't be like this you are in Xtremes Main Event at Dooms Day.

Randy Orton: And so is every other Tom, Dick and Harry in the Xtreme locker.

King of the Dead: Oh well what can I say I'll do anything to catch the eye of someone. (KOTD Walks off)

Randy Orton: (Just stares) (Commercials)

Angelina Love vs. Candice Michelle

Lillian Garcia: this match is a Bra and PANTIES MATCH!!!! Where the winner must remove all of her opponents clothes.  First to the ring accompanied by Velvet Sky and Maryse ANGELINA LOVE!!!!!! (Angelina Love comes down to the ring)

Lillian Garcia: And her Opponent accompanied by Maria and Stephanie McMahon 101 CANDICE MICHELLE!!!!!!! (Candice Michelle comes down to the ring)

Bell rings and both Divas lock up and Angelina backs Candice up to the turnbuckle and then just slaps Candice. Angelina taunts the crowd and from behind Candice with a Clothesline. Candice then goes to the top rope and LEG DROP but Angelina rolls over and Candice Misses. Angelina is trying to take Candice's top off. Candice does a monkey flip to Angelina AND ANGELINA PULLS CANDICE'S TOP OFF!!!!!!! CANDICE IS EMBARRESSED!!!!!! Angelina Clotheslines Candice and stomps all over Candice. Angelina grabs the pants of Candice but CANDICE TAKES ANGELINA'S TOP OFF!!!!!!! Angelina is embarrassed AND OH CANDICE FLIPS ANGELINA ON HER BACK ABND PULLS ANGELINA'S PANTS OFF!!!!!!!

Lillian Garcia: YOUR WINNER OF THIS MATCH CANDICE MICHELLE!!!!!!!

McMahon 101: WOW WHAT A MATCH!!!!

Joey Styles: Well certainly hot.

Matt Hardy vs. RVD in a Tables match

Lillian Garcia: This match is a Tables match where the first person who puts their opponent threw a table wins. First to the ring he is from Cameron, North Carolina MATT HARDY!!!!!!!!!!!! (Matt comes out and walks slowly to the ring)

Lillian Garcia: And his opponent HE IS THE WHOLE DAM SHOW ROB...VAN...DAM (RVD Comes out and goes into the ring while the crowd go crazy)

Bell rings and RVD does a few kicks to the side of Matt's legs and then spins his body and the heel of RVD's boot connects to the chin of Matt Hardy. RVD Then goes to the turnbuckle and MOONSAULT but Matt rolls over and misses. Matt picks RVD up Taunts the fans and then SUPLEX!!!! Matt goes outside and looks under the ring BUT LOOK RVD RUNS AND JUMPS OVER THE TOP ROPE ONTO MATT HARDY!!!!!!!! They both lay unconscious outside the ring. Matt starts to move. Matt gets up and RVD Bounces Up and DROPKICK TO MATT!!!!! Matt hit the apron and fell on his back and then RVD grabs a Table from under the ring and sets it up. Matt comes from behind and try's to smash RVD threw the table but RVD reverses it and Irish Whips Matt to the ring post. RVD throws Matt back in the ring and goes to the top rope but gets down coz gets up and MATT WIH THE EFFECT!!!!!! Matt climbs the Turnbuckle but RVD was quick to the scene and Matt slips and falls on the table but it doesn't break. RVD WITH A 5 STAR FROGSPLASH ONTO MATT THREW THE TABLE!!!!!!!!!! OMG ROB VAN DAM HAS DONE IT!!!!!!!!!!

Lillian Garcia: YOUR WINNER ROB VAN DAM!!!!!!!!!!!!!

McMahon 101: Rob Van Dam is back as he returns to Xtreme.

Joey Styles: He looks his best for ages must have been the time off.

McMahon 101: What ever it is I'm sure King of the Dead likes it. (Commercial)

Jeff Hardy vs. Chris Jericho vs. Triple H vs. Bret Hart

Lillian Garcia: This match is a Xtreme Rulez Fatal 4 Way match. First to the ring He is a former 2 times World Champion, 1 times Undisputed Champion, 1 times Legends Champion and The Current Intercontinental Champion The Xtreme Enigma JEFF HARDY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (Jeff Hardy comes down to the ring)

Lillian Garcia: Next he is a Former 2 times World Champion, 1 times National Champion and 1 times Intercontinental Champion CHRIS JERICHO!!!!!!!!!!! (Chris Jericho comes down to the ring)

 

Lillian Garcia: Next he is a former 3 times World champion The Game, The King of Kings, The Cerebral Assassin TRIPLE H!!!!!!!!! (Triple H comes down to the ring)

 

Lillian Garcia: and last he is a former 2 times Tag Team Champion and Current Undisputed Xtreme World Champion BRET "THE HITMAN" HART!!!!!!!!!!!!! (Bret Hart comes down to the ring)

 

Bell rings and Jeff attacks Chris Jericho while Triple H attacks Bret Hart. Jeff Hardy with a reverse mule kick and Triple H just punching into the head of Bret Hart and Chris Jericho reverses a punch from Jeff Hardy and Irish whips Jeff to a turnbuckle. Jericho runs and CLOTHESLINE TO JEFF HARDY AND BRET GOES OVER THE TOP ROPE AFTER TRIPLE H CLOTHES LINES HIM OVER!!!!! Chris Jericho just screams "HIPOCRITES THAT'S ALL YOU ARE" and attacks Jeff Hardy and then Jeff comes up and HURICARANA!!!!!!!!! Jeff does a Suicide die over the top rope and lands on Bret Hart and then lays their but slowly gets up. Triple H attacks Bret Hart and Chris Jericho just HITS TRIPLE H WITH A STEEL CHAIR AND HES BRUTALLY ATTACKING TRIPLE H AND THEN JEFF HARDY HE ATTACKS JEFF HARDY WITH IT!!!!!!!!!!!!

McMahon 101: I hate these Xtreme Rulez matches their like death matches I think King of the Dead needs to get into reality this match is nothing but a show piece.

Chris Jericho is repeating this action by hitting the steel chair across any part of the body of Triple H and Jeff Hardy BUT FROM BEHIND WIT^H A 2x4 WRAPPED WITH BARBWIRE!!!!!!!!!!!!! Bret Hart sets up a table AND LOOK WHO IT IS ITS ROB VAN DAM WITH A STEEL CHAIR WRAPPED WITH BARB WIRE ACROSS THE BACK OF BRET HART!!!!!!!

McMahon 101: WHATS ROB VAN DAM DOING HERE THIS ISN'T HIS MATCH!!!!!!!!

OH MY GOD LOOK ROB VAN DAM LAYS JEFF ON THAT TABLE LAYS THE STEEL CHAIR WRAPPED WITH BARBWIRE ON HIS CHEST AND CLIMBS THE TURNBUCKLE!!!!!! OH MY GOD 5 STAR FROGSPLASH FROM THE TOP ROPE ONTO THAT STEEL CHAIR WRAPPED WITH BARB WIRE PRESSING IT INTO JEFF HARDY!!!!!!!!!!!! Chris Jericho grabs the mic smiling.

Chris Jericho: (huffs and puffs) Anywhere Falls Count.

Chris Jericho covers Jeff Hardy and 1...2...3!!!!!!!

Joey Styles: WHAT, WHAT HAS HAPPENED ROB VAN DAM HAS SCREWED JEFF HARDY OUT OF THIS MATCH!!!!!!

McMahon 101: Why do you all pay attention to Jeff only he also screwed Bret Hart and Triple H out of the match but no one seems to care about it.

Lillian Garcia: YOUR WINNER OF THIS MATCH BY PINFALL CHRIS JERICHO!!!!!!

McMahon 101: Will this be a repeat at Dooms Day it very well could be.

Joey Styles: Well after the break it will be my Partner McMahon 101 and his family with King of the Dead on the Highlight Reel. (Commercials)

The Highlight Reel

Chris Jericho: WELCOME TO THE HIGHLIGHT REEL!!!!!!!! Hang on I'm not gonna ponder to you parasites well 1 of my guests tonight knows exactly what you fans are and that man is MCMAHON 101!!!!!!! (McMahon 101 comes out but then The rest of the McMahon 101 family comes out) WEHAT ARE YOU PEOPLE DOING OUT HERE I AM SUPPOSED TO ANNOUNCE YOUR NAME!!!!!!!! WE HAVE A JUMPING JELLYBEAN ALSO KNOWN AS SHANE MCMAHON WE HAVE A OLD WRINKLY OLD LADY ALSO KNOWN AS LINDA MCMAHON AND WE HAVE A SLU... (King of the Dead's Entrance interrupts Jericho and King of the Dead comes out)

King of the Dead: Don't even go their or we'll have one more match tonight or I'll FIRE YOU!!!!!!!!

McMahon 101: That's my catch phrase don't steal it.

King of the Dead: I'll steal what I want.

McMahon 101: And you'll be fired when I want.

King of the Dead: Why don't you I know why because I am what keeps this company alive not these pathetic fans.

Stephanie McMahon 101: Why don't we calm down.

Shane McMahon 101: Come on guys we're family now why don't we act like family. (King of the Dead and McMahon 101 shake hands on to be nice to each other)

Chris Jericho: King I would like to ask you a question why Sign all members of the McMahon family to Xtreme?

King of the Dead: Well since a lot of people want to know I'll tell you. Because Bloods thicker then water. Now Skitzo is out to kill me and my Girl will be in danger so I know The McMahon 101 Family will protect her.

Mysterious Voice: REALLY!!!!!!!!

King of the Dead: What the... who is there show yourself... (Nothing happens) Jericho what are you trying to pull?

Chris Jericho: what are you on about are you stoned because nothing happened you just answered my question.

Mysterious Voice: THE INSANITY!!!!!

King of the Dead: NOW I KNOW WHAT YOU DOING your trying to help Skitzo win aren't you.

Chris Jericho: What are you on about?

Mysterious voice: IT'S YOUR FAULT!!!!!!!!!

King of the Dead: WHATS MY FAULT HUH?!!!!!!

McMahon 101: King are you ok you don't look well?

Chris Jericho: I don't know what are you on about sorry.

Mysterious voice: KING YOU UNLOCKED THE INSANITY!!!!!

King of the Dead: Are you trying to make me go INSANE ARE YOU!!!!!!!'

Shane McMahon 101: King do you want me to call medics?

Mysterious voice: Yeah that's right King call Medics its just you can't handle THE INSANITY!!!!!

King of the Dead: NO I DON'T SHANE ARE YOU STUPID!!!!!!

Shane McMahon 101: Sorry just trying to help.

Mysterious voice: What's wrong can't handle THE INSANITY!!!!!!

King of the Dead: WHAT IS THIS VOICE IN MY HEAD AGHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!

Stephanie McMahon 101: Love are you ok we don't know what your on about sorry. 

Mysterious voice: What about Linda King she looks quite why do you think that is maybe because she's on Skitzo's side. (King of the Dead looks straight at Linda McMahon 101)

King of the Dead: YOU ITS YOU ITS TELLING ME YOUR ON SKITZOS SIDE!!!!!!!! SO IS THAT HOW ITS GONNA BE AYE YOUR GONNA MAKE SURE I LOSE AYY AGHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!

McMahon 101: KING PLEASE ACT PROFESSIONAL FOR A CHANGE AND STOP TRYING TO PONDER TO THESE FANS IT'S A LAME EFFORT!!!!!

Stephanie McMahon 101: Love look none of us is against you just calm down. (Lights go off and then white lights flicker)

Mysterious voice: ENTER THE INSANITY!!!!!!!!!

 

Mysterious voice: YOU HAVE ENTERED THE INSANITY KING!!!!!!!!!!! (Skitzo appears on the titan tron)

Skitzo: Shane what's wrong you look a bit Insane down their. Is it kicking in Shane that you have done it THAT YOU HAVE ENTERED MY HEAD THE INSANITY!!!!!!!!!!!! It's tormenting you Shane what's it feel like to have the same feeling I do every time I see you how does it feel Shane to know that you are the first to unlock the Insanity? You took out my hero I let it slide you took out my Girlfriend I let it slide you scared my mother I got a bit annoyed and gave you the match but you didn't want that did you. You wanted more you wanted The Insanity you wanted to be the first to unlock the Insanity didn't you Shane. You knew where the key was and it was in my heart THE INSANITY IS A PLACE I HAVE CALLED HOME AND YOU'RE THE FIRST TO ENTER THE INSANITY!!!!!!!!! You kidnapped my brother Shane YOU KIDNAPPED LIL JADEN SHANE!!!!!!!! YOU KNEW WHERE THE KEY WAS AND TOOK IT!!!!!!!!!!!!! Shane you call your self The King of the Dead but yet you're still alive I have left you alive and I have had the chance to kill you. Shane I have left you alive for FAR TOO LONG!!!!! KING I TOLD YOU IM NOT WAITING TILL DOOMS DAY AND I WAS SERIOUS!!!!!!!!!!!!! (Everyone hears Ring...Around...The...Rosie nursery rhyme come on and then the lights flicker and come on and SKITZO IS BEHIND KING OF THE DEAD WITH A KNIFE!!!!!)

Arena

King slowly turns around and see's Skitzo with that long sharp knife and Skitzo gives a big grin on his face while The McMahon 101 Family take off King is in shock and Skitzo's lips read "The Insanity has overcome you" AND KING RUNS but look it's the REJECTS WITH WEAPONS!!!!!!!! Skitzo gives a bigger Grin while the fans cheer for Skitzo while King doesn't know what to do. The Rejects come towards King with deadly weapons and Skitzo starts walking towards King with that huge knife and King has no where to go as the fans make sure he can't jump the barricade. King picks up a Sledgehammer and throws it at Skitzo. SKITZO DUCKS AND HITS THE POWER BOX AND LIGHTS GO OUT!!!!!!!!! The Back-up power kicks in and King of the Dead is gone theirs no sign of him anywhere but on the titan tron shows him running on the streets to a pacific place.

Mystery voice: King you leave you girl with Skitzo.

Streets

King starts running back and see's Skitzo and The Rejects and starts running the opposite Direction. Skitzo screams "WHERE YOU GOING SHANE YOU WANTED THE INSANITY I AM GIVING YOU IT!!!!!" They chase king around corners and everything and then they see Triple H with a sledgehammer Batista with a Steel Chair and Ric Flair with a Steel Baseball Bat and then Batista and Ric Flair take out The Rejects and Triple H and King of the Dead goes for Skitzo but Skitzo just stands their and laughs and it all goes dark and then the light again and Skitzo is gone HE JUST DISAPPEARED ON THE STREETS!!!!!! King of the Dead and Triple H don't know what they just saw is it true has King of the Dead entered the head of Skitzo aka The Insanity and unlocked it to the World we call Earth could he have triggered a spot in Skitzo that no man has done before has King unlocked one door he can't close is King of the Dead playing a game he just can't win? Find out at Dooms Day this Saturday.

{Show Ends}

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Joey Styles: HELLO AND WELCOME TO THE LAND OF XTREME!!!!!!!!!!!! WE ARE HERE IN FARMINGTON, NEW MEXICO THE HOME TOWN OF SMACKDOWN GM SKITZO AND THE HOME OF THIS RAWRING CROWD!!!!!!!!!!!!!

FIRE WORKS GO OFF WE SEE A RAWRING CROWD XTREMES THEME SONG IS ON GRAPHICS ON THE TITAN TRON SHOW XTREMES LOGO APPEARS ON THE TITAN TRON AND A CROWD CHANTING X-TREME...X-TREME...X-TREME...X-TREME...X-TREME...X-TREME...X-TREME...X-TREME...X-TREME...X-TREME...X-TREME...X-TREME...X-TREME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

McMahon 101: Joey why do you do that?

Joey Styles: Do what sir?

McMahon 101: What you always do you Instromponus to these fans like they mean something but they don't mean anything.

Joey Styles: Well the brand does read The Fans Company so I think they mean more then nothing.

McMahon 101: Whatever your just like all the guys who ponder to these fans pathetic.

Joey Styles: Oh well we have Stephanie McMahon 101 in the ring about to make a huge announcement. (camera goes to Stephanie McMahon 101 in  the ring with a mic)

Stephanie McMahon 101: Well my Boyfriend and GM of Xtreme has been not concerned with what happens to Xtreme at the moment he actually hasn't talked to me about it all week now you see him on the forums all the time but he is only worried about Skitzo and he doesn't like where we are because of the threats Skitzo has put towards him and this is his HOME TOWN!!!!!

Crowd: YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHL!!!!!!!!!!

Stephanie McMahon 101: So you won't see him here for awhile well at least of what I know of. Now I have noticed my whole Family is on Xtreme that's right the whole 101 Family have signed to Xtreme its amazing it's the first time the whole 101 Family is on one show. Now at Dooms Day I'll have my Rematch for the Divas Championship and Jeff Hardy will Defend his Intercontinental Championship against a Undecided opponent yet. We also have the first ever Highlight Reel tonight in TFC History so Xtreme tonight is making History TONIGHT!!!!!! (Maryse turns up on the titan tron)

Maryse: Please Stephanie save yourself the embarrassment you need a Paper bag over your ugly head, (Flicks hair back) I'm gonna easily beat you at Dooms Day its no if maybe or even could happen I WILL beat you at Dooms Day and you know it. (Comes off the Titan Tron)

Stephanie McMahon 101: Ok that was a waste of time well... (Randy Orton comes out) What do you want now Randy.

Randy Orton: Come on now Stephanie you don't sound happy I'm here. Now I've talked to King of the Dead I thought you'd like to know what's happening. Tonight its going to be Bret Hart, Me and Batista in a No DQ 6-Man Tag match against Triple H and two partners of his choosing and if he cant find anyone to tag with him it's a Handicapped match. (Triple H comes out)

Triple H: (Is laughing) First I'd like to say Good bye and good luck in your future to Jerry "The King" Lawler and we all on Xtreme wish for a bright future for you. Come on Fans hell lets all do it give Jerry a around of applause. (Jerry Lawler stands up and waves to all the fans smiling) Well now to you Randy you actually think that's a bright idea you don't know who my partners are or anything and your just gonna do it like that.

Randy Orton: Well Hunter you know that as good as me that I don't do anything for nothing so find out later on.

Triple H: We... (Bret Hart comes out)

Bret Hart: Haha Randy is smart pity when you was teaching him that you don't follow the rules he does. Tr... (Jeff Hardy Interrupts Bret Hart)

Jeff Hardy: HEY BUDDY TRIPLE H HOWS IT GOING YOU BEEN HAVING FUN!!!!!!!! Hey Bret I've heard what you said about reality but I DEFIE REALITY!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I think I could drop you in a matter of seconds. Look what I have around my waste it's the INTECONTINENTAL CHAMPIONSHIP!!!! (Entrance music starts and Jeff is dancing)

Randy Orton: Woah woah woah hang on Jeff your talking to us like you could beat us why don't you do it I am saying lets settle this here now.

Jeff Hardy: (Slaps Randy) An... (Chris Jericho interrupts)

Chris Jericho: Hold up here Randy lay off I'm going to fight Jeff not you. (Randy gets in his face) I don't care Randy...

Stephanie Mcmahon 101: Hey hold on guys there's no fights I have tonight all booked out so you two are just gonna have to learn to get along for today. The show has no room for another match we're booked out so sorry but we're going to take a break and come back and have our first match. (Commercials)

Dolph Ziggler vs. MVP

Lillian Garcia: This match is a singles match set to one fall. First to the ring He is DOLPH ZIGGLER!!!! (Dolph Ziggler comes to the ring)

 

Lillian Garcia: And his Opponent M...V...P!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

Bell Rings and Dolph combs his hair back with his hand. Dolph then slaps MVP and MVP GOES FOR THE CLOTHESLINE DOLPH DUCKS AND CONNECTS WITH A SUPLEX!!!!!!! Dolph kicks into MVP and some elbows MVP to the chest and then attacks the legs of MVP. MVP kicks Dolph off him and gets up and DROP KICK BY DOLPH!!!!!!! Dolph has owned this match and look it's a FLY KICK AND MVP IS KNOCKED OUT!!!!!!!!!!!!! The Ref lifts MVP's arm 3 times and it drops 3 times the ref rings the bell.

Lillian Garcia: YOUR WINNER BY KNOCK OUT DOLPH ZIGGLER!!!!! (Dolph Ziggler grabs a mic)

Dolph Ziggler: My name is DOLPH.............ZIGGLER!!!!!!!!!!!! (drops the mic and walks off) (commercials)

Big Show vs. Shannon Moore and X Pac

Lillian Garcia: This match is a 2 on 1 Handicapped match set for one fall. In the bottom right corner he is the Largest Athlete IN THE WORLD THE BIG SHOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (Big Show goes to the middle of the ring and poses) and in the top left corner SHANNON MOORE AND X PAC!!!!!!!!!!!! (THEY ATTACK BIG SHOW)

Bell rings and Big Show Head buts X Pac and throws Shannon Moore in the corner and a big OOOOOOOOO SLAP TO THE CHEST OF SHANNON MOORE!!!!!!!!!! X PAC RUNS UP TO BIG SHOW AND SHOW JUST THROWS HIM ON TO SHANNON IN THE CORNER AND OOOOO ANOUTHER BIG SLAP TO THE CHEST OF X PAC!!!!!!!!!!!! BIG SHOW THEN DOEBLE CHOKE SLAMS BOTH OF THEM!!!!!!!!!! HE COVVERS 1...2...3!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Lillian Garcia: YOUR WINNER OF THIS MATCH BY PINFALL THE BIG SHOW!!!!!!!!!!

(Big Show celebrates and goes to the back)

Stephanie McMahon 101's office

Stephanie McMahon 101: (Stephanie is working on paperwork and Mr. McMahon 101) Hey Dad what brings you here?

McMahon 101: Just come to see my daughter running a show I cant believe it my baby girl is running a show.

Stephanie Mcmahon 101: Yeah its great to finally run a show.

McMahon 101: Well don't you think King of the Dead is a **** GM I mean he has the gift and all but I mean look he gives Xtreme and The Whole of TFC a bad image always smoking marijuana when ever he likes and having bar fights getting drunk doing what he wants when he wants how he wants because he wants and I mean I don't like the image to the kids he's giv...

Stephanie McMahon 101: Stop Dad if that's all you came here then you can go now.

McMahon 101: Bu...

Stephanie McMahon 101: No Dad enough I love Shane something your gonna have to relies now out of my office before I call security and better hurry the next match is about to start. (Commercials)

Velvet Sky w/ Angelina Love and Maryse vs. Maria w/ Candice Michelle and Stephanie McMahon 101

Lillian Garcia: This match is a singles match with One fall. Accompanied by Angelina Love and Maryse She is VELVET SKY!!!!!!! (Velvet Sky comes out and gets in the ring)

 

Lillian Garcia: And her Opponent Accompanied by Candice Michelle and Stephanie McMahon 101 She is MARIA!!!!!!!!!!!! (Maria makes her way to the ring)

 

Bell Rings and Velvet slaps Maria and then Maria Spear tackles Velvet and punches into her head. Velvet fights back and Maria connects with a HURRICARANA!!!!!!! Maria gets up and so does Velvet and Maria bounces off the Ring ropes goes for clothes line Velvet ducks Maria Bounces off AND CROSS BODY!!!!!!!!!!!  Velvet Gets up and Connects with a clothes line and then OH LOOK VELVET DESTRACTS THE REFEREE WHILE MARYSE AND ANGELINA LOVE ARE SMASHING INTO AND CANDICE MICHELLE AND STAOPHANIE MCMAHON 101 SCREAMS TO THE REF AND THE REF SEES IT AND CALLS FOR THE BELL!!!!!!

Lillian Garcia: YOUR WINNER BY DISQUALIFICATON MARIA!!!!!!!!!!!!

The Beautiful People look angry AND THEY ALL ATTACK MARIA AND CANDICE AND STEPHANIE COMES IN THE RING TO SAVE MARIA BUT THE BEAUTIFUL PEOPLE SMASH INTO CANDICE AND STEPHANIE REVERSES A KICK AND TWIST OF FATE TO MARYSE AND MARIA WITH THE BACK BREAKER TO VELVET SKY AND CANDICE WITH THE HURRICARANA TO ANGELINA LOVE!!!!!!!! STEPHANIE MCMAHON, CANDICE MICHELLE AND MARIA LEAVE THE RING AND THE BEAUTIFUL PEOPLE STAIR ANGRY AT STEPHANIE MCMAHON, CANDICE MICHELLE AND MARIA!!!!!!!!

Jerry Lawler: IM SURE GONNA MISS THOSE PUPPYS!!!!!!!

McMahon 101: Give it a break. (Commercials)

Bret Hart, Randy Orton and Batista vs. Triple H, ??? and ???

Lillian Garcia: This match is a No DQ 6-Man Tag match with one fall. First to the ring he is the Undisputed Xtreme World Champion BRET "THE HITMAN" HART!!!!!!! (Bret comes out)

 

Lillian Garcia: And his First Partner He is a former World Champion RANDY ORTON!!!!! (Randy Orton comes out)

 

Lillian Garcia: And their Partner HE IS A FORMER WORLD CHAMPION THE ANIMAL BATISTA!!!!!!!!!! (Batista comes out)

 

Lillian Garcia: And their Opponent he is a former 3x World Champion TRIPLE H!!!!!!!!

 

Lillian Garcia: And his partner... (McMahon 101: OH COULD IT BE TRUE NO HAS HE NOT GOT A PARTNER HAHAHAHHAHA!!!!!!! Huh whats this?) (Joey Styles: ITS ULTIMATE WARRIOR OH MY GOD ULTIMATE WARRIOR MAKES HIS DEBUT MATCH HERE TONIGHT!!!!!!) ULTIMATE WARRIOR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

Lillian Garcia: And his other Partner... (Joey Styles: OH ITS RVD A GOOD FRIEND OF MINE RVD RETURNS TO XTREME!!!!!) ROB....VAN....DAM!!!!!!!!!!

 

Bell rings and Ultimate Warrior and Batista are going to start this one off. Ultimate Warrior stares at Batista and Punches into him and then Batista fights back and it's a slug fest. ULTIMATE WARRIOR CLOTHESLINES BATISTA OVER THE TOP ROPE AND TAKES OUT BRET HART AND RANDY ORTON AND MAKES THE FANS GO CRAZY!!!!!!!!! RVD is dying to get in there and Ultimate Warrior tags RVD and RVD JUMPS OVER THE ROPES ONTO ALL THREE MEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!! RVD gets up and goes in the ring and goes to the turnbuckle AND 5 STAR FROG SPLASH ON BRET HART!!!!!!!!!!! RVD then goes in the ring AND FROM BEHIND BATISTA WITH THE STEEL CHAIR!!!!!!!!!!! BATISTA IS SMASHI(NG THAT STEEL CHAIR TO RVD'S BACK!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOOK ITS TRIPLE H WITH THE SLEDGEHAMMER TO BATISTAS HEAD AND ULTIMATE WARRIOR WITH A STEEL CHAIR TO BATISTAS BACK AND BATISTA TAGS BRET HART AND RVD, ULTIMATE WARRIOR AND TRIPLE H ATTACKS BRET HART AND THEY ALL GO CRAXZY ON HIM!!!!!! RANDY ORTON FROM BEHIND WITH THE BACK BREAKER TO RVD AND ULTIMATE WARRIOR AND A RKO TO TRIPLE H AND BRET IS GETTING UP AND SO IS TRIPLE H AND ORTON IS SETTING UP THE PUNT TO TRIPLE H HE GOES FOR IT MISSES AND HITS BATISTA!!!!!!!!!!!!! BRET LOOKS SURPRISED AND RKO RKO RKO TO BRET HART ORTON COVERS TRIPLE H!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 1...2...3!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Lillian Garcia: YOUR WINNERS BY PINFALL BRET HART, RANDY ORTON AND BATISTA!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (Orton Grabs A Mic)

Randy Orton: (huffs and puffs from match) You see I don't have friends I don't likefriends IM ON MY OWN AND KING OF THE DEAD GRANTED ME A TITLE MATCH AT DOOMSDAY IF I PIN TRIPLE H AND I DID SON GUESS WHAT TRIPLE H I AM IN THE MATCH but that's not it I had to add another member in and I got to choose him so with no further ado the man who will be also in The World title match A STEEL CHAIR HAHA!!!!!!!! (Commercial)

Chris Jericho's Highlight Reel

Chris Jericho: Hello all you hypocrites this is the Highlight reel and its only here because I have some stuff to get off my chest with my Special Guest of this afternoon he makes me sick as Mr. McMahon 101 says he's Instromponus and he just thinks he's the best because he took MY TITLE away from, me by a Cheap shot from behind please Welcome the Instromponus Enigma Jeff Hardy. (Jeff Hardy comes out and gets in the ring)

 

Jeff Hardy: So man your telling me I'm Instromponus well man I SURE AM I LOVE IT YEAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! FEELS GOOD TO BE BACK IN FRONT OF ALL YOU FANS AND AS THE NEW INTERCONTINENTAL CHAMPION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Chris Jericho: You make me sick Jeff you carry that title as if it proves you still got it but as we all saw at Aftermath you GOT NOTHING!!!!!!!!!!

Jeff Hardy: (Looks down) Jericho your just like Mcmahon 101n he thinks these fans mean nothing but what he really sees is a big CAN OF ASS WHOOPIN BY EACH AND EVERYONE OF THESE FANS AND I DON'T KNOW WHAT'S HAPPENED TO KING BUT HE'S BEEN BLINDED THE REASON HES HERE IS BECAUSE OF THESE FANS AND HE DOESN'T THINK SO WHY BECAUSE THEY ALL CHEER SKITZOS NAME INSTEAD OF HIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Chris Jericho: He has seen the truth and I wish you would because you make me sick to know how you carry that around as if these fans have a purpose but the truth is they have no purpose like you.

Jeff Hardy: (SLAPS CHRIS JERICHO!!!!!!!) I don't appreciate you bad mouthing these fans as if you're the higher man because actually you have your HEAD LOWER THEN THERE BELTS MOST OF THE TIME IN THE BACK!!!!!!!!

Chris Jericho: (Looks EXTREMELY ANGRY) Wha... (King of the Dead's Entrance comes on HANG ON HE IS NOT SUPPOST TO BE HERE!!!! KING COMES OUT)

King of the Dead: Chris GET OUT OF THE RING!!!!!!!!!

Chris Jericho: I deserve proper RESPECT THEN THAT THANK YOU!!!!!!

King of the Dead: (SPITS IN JERICHOS FACE!!!) Their you go and you'll face Jeff at the next PPV for the Intercontinental Championship ok NOW GET LOST THANK YOU!!!!!! (Chris Jericho leaves) Jeff Pick a side I KNOW WHOS IT IS BNOW JUST PICK IT!!!!!

Jeff Hardy: ...

King of the Dead: I DON'T HAVE ALL ****EN DAY NOW PICK IT!!!!!!!!!!

Jeff Hardy: ...

King of the Dead: JEFF IM NOT IN THE MOOD FOR... (WHOS THAT OH LOOK ITS SKITZO, SKITZO IS IN TOWN BABY HES CHASING AFTER KING AND KING RUNS OUT THE RING AND SKITZO CHASES KING BACK STAGE!!!!)

Back Stage

SKITZO IS AFTER KING AND THEIR IN THE LOCKER ROOM AND LOOK KINGS RUNNING WITH HIS LIFE!!!!!!! KING IS SCREAMING "HELP HELP SOME ONE I NEED HELP" AND SKITZO IS CHASING KING LIKE NEVER BEFORE SKITZO SAID HE WAS GOING TO FIND HIM AND HE CAME TO XTREME TO FIND KING!!!!!!!! KING THROWS A TABLE INFRONT OF SKITZO AND SKITZO JUMPS OVER IT!!!!!!!!!!! SKITZO IS SCREAMING "COME ON KING YOUR SO TOUGH LETS DO IT I TOLD YOU I WOULD FIND YOU" KING IS STILL RUNNING LIKE NEVER BEFORE AND SKITZO SCREAMS "COME ON KING THEIRS NO NWO JUST ME AND YOU LETS DO THIS" KING RUNS IN THE BOYS BATHROOM AND SKITZO STILL FOLLOWS AND THERE IS TRIPLE H AND TRIPLE H ATTACKS SKITZO BUT SKITZO DUCKS CONNECTS WITH A FLY KICK AND CHASES KING AGAIN!!!!!!!!!! THEY RUN OUTSIDE THE ARENA!!!!!

The Streets (Out of the Arena)

KING IS RUNNING STILL LIKE WILD HE JUMPS IN A CAR AND TRYS TO START IT BUT IT WONT START HE GETS OUT THE PASSENGERS SIDE AND KEEPS RUNNING!!!!!! SKITZO STILL CHASES KING AND KING YELLS "HELP SOMEONE THIS GUYS OUT TO KILL ME HE'S SCHIZOPHRENIC I NEED SOME HELP" AND EVERYONE JUST WATCHES THEN SOME POLICE COME AND STOP AND RESTRAIN SKITZO AND SKITZO IS TRYING TO GET OUT AND HES SCREAMING "GIVE ME THAT LIL THING HE TOUCHED MY MUM HE HAS DONE IT NOW" AND KING STANDS THERE AND KING ATTACKS SKITZO AND THERES A ALL OUT BRAWL HERE THERE BOTH SMASHING INTO EACHOTHER ITS UNBELIEVABLE AND THE POLICE CANT STOP THEM THIS IS ALL LIVE I CANT BELIEVE IT!!!!!!! SKITZO AND KING ARE SMASHING EACHOTHER RAPIDLY AND THEY ARE BOTH HAVING A ALL OUT BRAWL AND THE POLICE TAZZER BOTH OF THEM AND ARREST THEM OH MY GOD WHATS GOING TO HAPPEN TO SMACKDOWN THIS IS UNBELIEVABLE THEIR BOTH GETTING ARRESTED WE DON'T KNOW WHAT TO THINK FROM HERE ITS UNBELIEVABLE!!!!!!!!! THIS IS A SHOCKER A HUGE SHOCKER IS SKITZO GOING TO BE AT SMACKDOWN ARE THEY GOING TO BE ABLE TO COMPETE IN A MATCH WHATS GOING TO HAPPEN?!!!!!!!!!!! IT'S A SHOCKING TURN OF EVENT BUT THAT'S ALL THE TIME WE HAVE FOR YOU TONIGHT THANKS FOR WATCHING AND MAKE SURE YOU WATCH TO SEE IF SKITZO WILL BE AT SMACKDOWN OR NOT!!!!!!!!!!

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Joey Styles: WELCOM TO THE LAND OF....

McMahon 101: CR@PVILLE!!!!!!

FIRE WORKS GO OFF AND THE THEME SONG IS ON CROWD RAWRING AND CHANTING X-TREME...X-TREME...X-TREME...X-TREME...X-TREME...X-TREME...X-TREME...X-TREME...X-TREME...X-TREME...X-TREME...X-TREME...X-TREME AND THE GRAPHICS COME ON SHOWING XTREMES LOGO!!!!!!!!!!!! (Bret Harts standing in the ring)

Bret Hart: I talk a lot about reality and I have seen one show point that out and that show is OWC. OWC relises that Heels are reality CBM has shown that those babyface hero's of yours are FAKE AS FAKE CAN BE XTRERME ECKNOWLAGES BABYFACE HEROS THEY NEVER LOOKED AT HEELS SO WHEN I BECAME CHAMP I PUT THE FACTS TO A FACT AND SAID WHAT IS REALITY AND WHAT IS FAIRY TALES!!!!!!!! TRIPLE H, JEFF HARDY, KING OF THE DEAD, SKITZO, RIC FLAIR, THE ALLIANCE ARE ALL FAKE THE NEW ALIANCE IS REALITY!!!!!!!!!!!! But I have to say there's one GM that stands out the most of all GM's he's here tonight MCMAHON 101!!!!!!!!!! (McMahon 101 comes to the ring with a mic) 101 I would like to say how much I admire you your shows are off the roof and don't get me started on how you represent yourself your brilliant.

McMahon 101: Yes Bret that is all true these fans have made stars that ponder to them all HEPOCRITES THEY HAVE MADE PEOPLE LIKE SKITZO CHANGE HIS CHOICE IN DECITIONS AND WHICH MAKES HIM A HEPOCRITE!!!!!!! THJESE FANS MADE SKITZO BRING NWO BACK TO XTREME THESE FANS MADE KING OF THE DEAD AND XTREME STARS ALLOWED ON SMACKDOWN AND THESE FANS BRIOKE THEM UP SO IF YOU LOOK AT THOSE HEPOCRITES THEY CONTROL THE OTHER HIPOCRITES AND THEIR ACTIONS BUT ON OWC NO FAN CHOOSES THE WAY FOR C.,,B... (Gets interrupted by King of the Dead's Entrance music and no one comes out) HAHA NO ONE!!!!!!!! Now as I was saying... (GETS INTERRUPTED BY SKITZOS ENTRANCE and no one comes out) NOW AS I WAS SAYING!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (Gets interrupted again by Triple H's Entrance and TRIPLE H COMES OUT!!!!!!!!!!!) WHAT DO YOU WANT NOW TRIPLE H IM SICK OF YOU!!!!!!!!!!

Triple H: Come on Alex don't be like that I was only having some fun with you haha and you saw your face when Skitzo's Entrance came on it was like huh uh-oh.

Bret Hart: Show some respect for a change and call him Mr. McMahon 101.

Triple H: Just keep on rubbing his dick he likes it so Alex you still gonna put me in that match tonight.

McMahon 101: Yes and I'm going to enjoy it WHEN WRESTLEMANIAC AND THE BIG SHOW KNOCKES YOU OUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Triple H: haha Believe that man heres a break and our first match haha sorry to cut you off 101 but we don't have time for your mouth this is Xtreme not OWC remember I am bigger in this brand then you haha.

Commercial

OWC: With CBM and YHH's Rivalry Heating up what can we expect on this weeks show and what can we expect is KOTD going to interrupt Skitzo's match again to make Skitzo pay Attention to hiom or will KOTD give it a rest after non stop attacking to Skitzo it's a war of two brands that has been going on for almost 7 months FIND OUT HOW IT TURNS OUT ALL ON OWC!!!!!

Back to show

Dolph Ziggler vs. AJ Styles

Lillian Garcia: This match is a Singles match with one Fall. First to the ring is... (Dolph Ziggler comes out)

Dolph Ziggler: Hello my name is DOLPH ZIGGLER!!!!!!!!!!

Lillian Garcia: DOLPH ZIGGLER!!!!! (Dolph Ziggler enters the ring) And his Opponent He is The PHENOMANAL AJ STYLES!!!!!!!!!! (AJ Styles comes out and enters the ring)

Bell rings and Ziggler goes straight at him and he smashes into his ribs and SUPLEX!!!!! Ziggler kicks into him and kicks more and more and more and more. Ziggler then combs his hair back with his hands and then KICK TO THE TEMPLE OF THE HEAD AND AJ IS KNOCKED OUT I THINK AJ IS KNOCKED OUT!!!!!!!!  The Ref Checks him and He is HE raises his arm and lets go and it drops repeats this three times and he is KNOCKED OUT!!!!!

Lillian Garcia: YOUR WINNER BY KNOCK OUT DOLPH ZIGGLER!!!!! (Dolph Ziggler snatches the mic off Lillian)

Dolph Ziggler: My name is DOLPH ZIGGLER!!!!!

Jerry Lawler: Isn't that the second time he's introduced himself.

McMahon 101: Well what do you expect he doesn't want his name forgotten like yours.

Jerry Lawler: Excuse me.

McMahon 101: You heard.

Commercial

SmackDown: NWO IS BACK AND SO IS STING AS NWO'S LEADER WHAT WILL BE THE RESAULT OF WEHAT STING HAS DONE TO HBK THIS FRIDAY FIND OUT THIS FRIDAY ON SMACKDOWN!!!!!!

Back to show

The Beautiful People- Angelina Love & Velvet Sky vs. Candice Michelle and Maria

Lillian Garcia: this match is a Tag Team match with one Fall. First to the ring They are The Beautiful People ANGELINA LOVE AND VELVET SKY!!!!! (Angelina Love and Velvet Sky make their way to the ring) And their Opponents CANDICE MICHELLE AND MARIA!!!!!!!!!!! (Maria and Candice Michelle comes to the ring)

Bell rings and Velvet and Candice is going to start this match off tonight. (Jerry Lawler: PUPPYS!!!!! McMahon 101: Oh please.) Both woman lock up and try to push each other to turnbuckles and Candice hits the turm buck and Velvet slaps her and walks off but OH CHOP TO THE KNEE BY CANDICE!!!! Candice then kicks into Velvet and then she tags Marisa. Maria smashes into Velvet and Velvet reverses a punch and she punches into Maria and tags Angelina and HURRICARANA TO MARIA!!!!!!!! COVER!!!!! 1...2... Candice comes to save her and Velvet spears her threw the ropes 3!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Lillian Garcia: YOUR WINNERS BY PINFALL THE BEAUTIFUL PEOPLE ANGELINA LOVE AND VELVET SKY!!!!!!!!

Velvet Skty and Angelina love are brutally attacking both Candice Michelle and Maria and then they put PAPER BAGS ON THEIR HEADS!!!! STEPHANIE SPEPHANIE MCMAHON 101 SHE IS FIGHTING THE BEAUTIFUL PEOPLE OFF AND HERE COMES THE DIVAS CHAMP MARYSE AND SHE ATTACKS STEPHANIE WITH THE BEAUGHTIFUL PEOPLE!!!!!!!!!

Maryse: YOU SEE I AM BEAUGHTIFUL AND YOU ARE UGLY THAT'S WHY IM A PART OF THE BEAUTIFUL PEOPLE!!!!!!!

They put a Paper bag on Stephanie's Face while she's knocked out. They walk off.

McMahon 101: I ALWAYS WONDERED WHAT STEPH NEEDED NOW I KNOW a paper bag. Well straight onto our next match Randy Orton has a shot at the Intercontinental Championship against Chris Jericho.

© Chris Jericho vs. Randy Orton

For The Intercontinental Championship

Lillian Garcia: This match is a Singles match for the INTERCONTENENTAL CHAMPIONSHIP with one fall. First the Champion he is a former World Champion CHRIS JERICHO!!!!!!! (Chris Jericho walks down to the ring) And the Challenger he is a former World and Brass Knuckle Champion he is RANDY ORTON!!!!!! (Randy Orton's Entrance comes on but no one comes out) AND THE CHALLENGER RANDY ORTON!!!!!!!! (Randy Ortons Entrance plays again and nothing BUT WHATS THJIS IS IT YES IT IS JEFF HARDY TWIST OF FATE TO CHRIS JERICHO!!!!!!!!! JEFF CALLS FOR THE BELL)

BELL RINGS!!!!! (McMahon 101: WHAT IS THE REF DOING LETTING THIS MATCH HAPPEN NO THIS CANT HAPPEN ITS NOT HAPPENING!!!!!!!) JEFF HARDY CLIMBS THE TURMBUCKLE AND SWANTON BOMB COVERS CHRIS JERICHO 1...2...3 THE CROWD GOES WILD JEFF HARDY HAS DONE IT HE HAS BECOME INTERCONTINENTAL CHAMPION!!!!!!!! (McMahon 101: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO I AM ANGRY NOW NOOOOOOOOO I HATE JEFF HARDY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)

Lillian Garcia: YOUR WINNER AND NEW INTERCONTINENTAL CHAMPION JEFF HARDY!!!!!!!!!!

JEFF HARDY CELEBRATING IN THE RING (while looking still hurt from that brutal match with King of the Dead) JEFF HARDY WALKS OUT SIDE THE RING AND HIGH FIVES ALL THE FANS AND STOPS AT THE COMMENTATORS DESK AND TAUNTS 101 AND IS DANCING!!!!!

McMahon 101: IM NOT GAY LIKE YOUR BOYFRIEND SKITZO GET OUT OF MY FACE!!!!!!!

JEFF JUST TAUNTS HIM AND GOES UP THE RAMP HIGH FIVING EVERYONE CELEBRATING THIS HUGE WIN HERE IN HIS HOME TOWN OF CAMRON, NORTH CAROLINA!!!!!!!!!!

McMahon 101: JOEY WILL YOU PLEASE SHUT IT IF THIS WAS BRET YOU WOULDN'T MAJKE SUCH A GIANT DEAL OF IT YOUR JUST LIKE SKITZO A HIPOCRITE AND IT MAKES ME SICK TO KNOW THAT JEFF HARDY ONCE AGAIN IS CHAMPION!!!!!!!!

Commercial

Next PPV: Who will fight two matches are conformed Triple H V Bret Hart for the UXWC and CBM V YHH FOR THE OWC TITLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Back to show

Triple H vs. Big Show and WrestleManiac

Lillian Garcia: This match is a Turnado Handicapped match with one fall. First to the ring He weighs in about 700Ibs and about 7" tall he is the BIG SHOW!!!!!!!!!! (Big Show comes out and is smiling) and his partner He is from the OWC roster he is UNDEFEATED WRESTLEMANIAC!!!!!!!!! (Wrestlemaniac comes out and shakes Big Shows hand) "ITS TIME TO PLAY THE GAME!!!!!!!!!!" (Crowd GOES CRAZY!!!!) And their opponent he is a former 3 times world champion He is the game TRIPLE H!!!!!!!!!!!! (Triple H comes out and gets in the ring)

Bell rings and Triple H goes straight to Wrestlemaniac and BIG SHOW WITH THE BIG RIGHT!!!!! (Mcmahon 101: That will teach him for crossing the BOSS!!!) Triple H then falls and Wrestlemaniac picks him up for a Samoan Drop. (McMahon 101: FEEL THAT PAIN!!!!!) Triple H try's to get up but BIG SHOW WITH THE BIG RIGHT TO THE HEAD OF TRIPLE H!!!!! (McMahon 101: ITS ALL OVER TRIPLE H ISNT AS GOOD AS THEY MAKE HIM OUT TO BE!!!!) Triple H is out cold and McMahon here is loving each second of it. (McMahon 101: SURE AM!!!) Big Show lifts Triple H and Triple H fights back Wrestlemaniac goes for a clothesline AND OH TRIPLE HA GETS OUT OF THE WAY AND WRESTLEMANIAC HITS BIG SHOW!!!!!! Triple H runs out side the ring SLEDGEHAMMER!!!! TRIPLE H GOES IN THE RING SLEDGEHAMMER TO WRESTLEMANIAC!!!!!!! (McMahon 101: WHAT THE HELL TRIPLE H HAS PORPOSLY DONE THIS!!!!!)

Lillian Garcia: YOUR WINNERS BY DQ WRESTLEMANIAC AND BIG SHOW!!!!!!!!!!!!

McMahon 101: NOOOO LOOK AT THAT FACE HES LOOKING AT BIG SHOW!!!!!!!

(McMahon Gets Up)

McMahon 101: STOP TRIPLE H STOP I JUST THOUGHT YOU WANTED TO KNOW SOMETHING BEFORE YOU DID THAT!!!!!! (Triple H doesn't care AND OH RANDY ORTON FROM BEHIND AND RKO RKO RKO TO TRIPLE H RANDY ORTON HAS JUST BETREYED EVOLUTION EVOLUTION IS BROKEN!!!!!) haha well that was unexpected. (Randy Orton takes off a Evolution Shirt and under is a NWO SHIRT OMG NWO HAS GOT RANDY ORTON!!!!!!) HOLD UP NO INTERBRAND MATCHES NO TRADING STARS!!!!!!!

MATT HARDY BATISTA MVP REY MYSTERIO ALL HAVE NWO SHIRTS ON OMG!!!!!!

Randy Orton: NWO HAS INVADED XTREME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(ALL MEMBERS RAISE THERE ARMS IN THE MIDDLE OF THE RING!!!!!! MCMAHON DON'T KNOW WHAT TO THINK HES SHOCKED!!!!!)

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