Dolph Ziggler vs. Mr. Kennedy

Lillian Garcia: This match is a singles match set as one fall. First to the ring he is MR KENNE... (Mr. Kennedy interrupts Lillian's intro walks to the ring and raises his arm up to the sky and a mic comes down from the rafters)

Mr. Kennedy: Weighing in at 240Ibs from GREENBAY WISCONSCOUS here to teach this new kid a lesson on respect my name is MR... KENNEDY...(walks on to the turnbuckle)... KENNEDY!!!!!!

Lillian Garcia: And his opponent DOLPH ZIGGLER!!!!! (Dolph Ziggler comes out but then from behind its DX and their mobbing Ziggler like theirs no tomorrow and Ziggler is out cold on the ramp and then...)

The Game by Motorhead starts and Triple H walks out smiling with a sledgehammer on his shoulder

Triple H just smashes the sledgehammer to the gut of Ziggler while the other members of DX hold him up. Triple H then smiles at the crowd and they boo.

McMahon 101: This is disgraceful I don't agree with these fans but I'd be damned before I agreed with Triple H.

Mr. Kennedy grabs a mic

Mr. Kennedy: Hey guys I don't know how you guys work your troubles out on Xtreme but its obvious DX likes to mob the troubles away. I'd just like to say can you not just have a match instead of ruining my Xtreme Debut match?

DX laugh at him and start marching towards the ring with weapons

They surround Kennedy and then mob him like theirs no tomorrow but then...

IT'S THE ENIGMA JEFF HARDY RACING DOWN TO THE RING

Jeff attacks all of DX and leaves Triple H standing face to face with him and then...

Matt Hardy comes out and so does Lita

They hold Jeff back and DX members hold Triple H back and both men are trying to get to eachother until...

ITS ORTON RKO'S JEFF Hardy and slides out of the ring

Matt looks angry and chases after Orton but then Triple H and DX leave the ring but Triple H goes in again AND PEDIGREE TO JEFF HARDY!!!!!! Then Triple H just glares at Jeff and walks out of the ring until...

Joker comes out with Kermie and RKtaker

Joker: Hey Triple H HEY TRIPLE H IM TALKING TO YOU LOOK AT ME!!!!! (Triple H looks at Joker) I am sick of this all I hear on this show is you your always champion ALWAYS!!!!!!!!!!!! How about a change in actor for once because you know in every movie theirs acters but lets change your part from Champion to... well... Loser.

Triple H: Wasn't you suspended? Because your wasting my time your nothing but a wannabe.

Joker: Why does everyone always be mean to me I never get compliments from the top dogs in TFC its always you're a loser, a fat tub of lard or you're a waste of time I hate you. That's all I get and all you people want is me FIRED? I mean after all I've done in this company I made the Devils Rejects, a 2 times OWC Tag Team champion and a 1 times OWC Champion and I wrote the Low Down for awhile.

Triple H: Look kid no one cares what you achieved in your career which isn't much but anyway the point is your all talk coming out here why don't you take actions into your own hands because I don't think your tough enough to hold another title ever again but change that and why are you here on suspension?

Joker: The kind and beautiful Stephanie McMahon 101 cut my suspension to 1 week which I did last week and to change your thoughts on me how about this my team here Kermie will face X Pac in his depute match and RKtaker will face Rick Rude and I'll face YOU THE GAME TRIPLE H!!!!!!!!!

King of the Dead turns up on the titan tron

King of the Dead: Joker everyone knows I don't like you and that I will do anything to end your career but since I like these plans THEIR ON FOR THE NIGHT!!!!!!!!! And also Kermie vs. X Pac will be Xtreme Rulez and also we will have the newly crowned XCW Champion Steve Blackman in a match against a old rival of his RAVEN FOR THAT XCW CHAMPIONSHIP!!!!! GET READY FOR ONE BLOCK BUSTER OF A SHOW FOLKS BECAUSE THIS IS XTREME!!!!!!!!!! Oh yeah also the PPV what's Xtreme's plans for the PPV well that's simple the best. The Scramble match becomes a Xtreme Rulez Scramble match where all men start in the ring at the same time and match lasts for 15 minutes and the participants are...

• 1. Triple H
• 2. Jeff Hardy
• 3. Batista
• 4. Edge
• 5. And last but not least KURT ANGLE

Now that should be a great match I do love my Xtreme Rulez matches hell I think nearly every match has been turned Xtreme Rulez by me haha.

A fan grabs McMahon 101 and steals his mic

King of the Dead: Who the hell are you?

Fan: Names Barry, Barry Tall.

King of the Dead: Give that mic back to McMahon and get out of the ring before I call security.

Barry Tall: That's the thing King why don't you come on down here and get me out because im sick of the same old **** all the time its always...

Men in black suits wearing masks kidnap King while he's looking into the camera and they take him away and then McMahon 101 gets in the ring

McMahon 101: Who the hell are you and those people?

Barry Tall: As you all know King has a dark life behind the camera and all sins must be dealt with so we kidnapped him and we're gonna get some answers from him. And hey 101 I have given the show to you, you should be more then happy.

McMahon 101: Well...

Stephanie McMahon 101 comes out

Stephanie McMahon 101: Dad im sorry to say im the other half of GM and your men who kidnapped King has been dealt with and King has left the arena to get specially paid Security for Earl Hebner tonight and that's when he will return. Also King wanted to announce the other two matches for PPV  and that is Intercontinental All Star match and due to injury the Diva's Championship was Vacated so who will be champ King decided to put the rivalry that never ended in that match Candice Michelle vs. Michelle McCool. Lets get started for the most extreme show in TFC Xtreme. (Commercial)

Kermie vs. X Pac

Lillian Garcia: This match is a Xtreme Rulez match. First to the ring in his Xtreme Debut match KERMIE!!!!!! (Kermie comes to the ring) And his opponent representing D-Generation X, X PAC!!!!!!!! (X Pac goes down to the ring smiling holding a kendo stick)

Match: Bell rings and X Pac hits that Kendo stick across the back of Kermie and then Kermie with a drop kick to X Pac and he goes out side of the ring and looks for something under the ring.

McMahon 101: Oh no this mustn't be good he's looking under the ring.

Match: Kermie pulls out a steel pipe and smiles. Kermie goes in the ring and smashes the steel pipe across the back of X Pac and then he smashes it across his back again forcing him to the ground on his knees and then to the back of the neck and X Pac is down. Kermie grins and then he goes out side the ring and pulls out a table and puts some Metho on it and burns it and the table is on fire and he looks like he's happy to see fire and he feels the fire like a psycho and grins. Kermie runs in the ring and kicks into X Pac but X Pac reverses it and then X Pac gets on top of Kermie and smashes him into the mat and then he gets up and grabs that steel pipe and checks it out. Then he smashes the Steel pipe across the back of X Pac and then he laughs saying "HOW DOES THAT FEEL" and Kermie is unconscious.

McMahon 101: What a match so far.

Match: X Pac sets the table that's on fire just outside the ring and goes to flip Kermie over the ropes and onto the table but Kermie lands on the ring apron and SUPLEX ONTO THE TABLE X PAC AND KERMIE WENT THREW THAT TABLE!!!!!

McMahon 101: Oh my go...

Match: They both start to get up and they both are throwing right hands to each other and then Kermie runs to the ring and grabs the pipe and when X Pac gets nin SMASH the steel pipe to the head of X Pac and X Pac is busted wide open. He covers 1...2...NO!!!! He kicks out and then Kermie gets up and frustrated he smashes the turnbuckle and then grabs X Pac and throws him over the ropes. Kermie climbs to the top rope AND OH FROM BEHIND ITS BILLY GUNN AND ROAD DOGG JESSE JAMES!!!! They push Kermie over off the turnbuckle and outside the ring then get out of the ring and starts to kick into Kermie and then they throw him in the ring and grabs a lighter and goes to light him up but RKtaker comes out of nowhere and then so does Rick Rude and their brawling in the ring and then Stephanie comes to the top of the ramp.

Stephanie McMahon 101: Well since RKtaker and Rick Rude are out here we'll have a Xtreme Rulez Tag Team match are you ready well Billy Gunn and Jesse James GET OUT OF THE RING NOW!!!!!!!!!! (Billy Gunn and Jesse James leave) Ring the bell. (commercial)

Match: Bell rings and Rick Rude pulls out some brass knuckles and smash them across the head of RKtaker and then from behind RKtaker its X Pac with a clothesline to the back of his neck.

McMahon 101: Wow two matches in one it's a 2 in 1 match haha.

Match: Rick Rude then smashes into RKtaker and sends him in the turnbuckle where both X Pac and Rick Rude punch into him until Kermie runs in the ring with a 2x4 wrapped with barbwire and smashes it across the head of Rick Rude and the back of X Pac and it snaps when he smashes it hard across the back of rick rude and then goes to check on RKtaker when Rick Rude rolls up Kermie for the count. 1...2...NO!!!! Kermie just kicked out. Look its Joker and he's talking to RKtaker and Kermie and they follow him and they leave and the camera man follows them to the parking lot where they go in the limo and Kermie and RKtaker goes into the limo first and just as Joker goes to go in the limo the limo speeds off and we hear laughs and Joker looks around.

Joker: Who's their?

???: Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.

Joker: What? Whats so funny?

???: Your all alone hahahahahaha.

Joker: STOP IT I HATE MIND GAMES NOW SHOW YOURSELF YOU COWARD!!!!!!!

Parking lot: Joker stands there looking around AND OH ITS KING OF THE DEAD WITH A STEEL BAT!!!!!! HE SMASHES IT ACROSS THE BACK OF JOKER AND TRIPLE H COMES AND SMASHES INTO HIM!!!!!

King of the Dead: SPECIAL GUEST REFEREE PARKING LOT BRAWL MATCH AND I'M THE SPECIAL REFEREE THAT'S WHATS FUNNY HAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!

Match: Triple H smashes into Joker and then King and Triple H are stomping all over Joker and then Triple H gets Joker by the hair.

Triple H: WHATS YOUR TEAMS NAME?!!!!!

Joker: Xt...r...

Match: Triple H smashes Jokers head to the ground and then picks him up AND GOES RIGHT THREW THE WIND SCREEN OF MCMAHON 101'S LIMO!!!!!!!!!!!

McMahon 101: WHAT THAT WAS MY LIMO!!!!!!!!!!!

Match: Triple H then pulls Joker out and smashes his head to the bonnet of Jeff hardy's Ferrari and smiles then he drags Joker on the ground and leaves him their and King hands Triple H his keys to his car and Triple H hops in and starts the motor. Joker goes to get up BUT PUNT TO THE HEAD OF JOKER FROM KING OF THE DEAD!!!!!!!! The car starts to move and King laughs loudly. Joker lays their unconscious while the car runs him over but when the car is over him he disappeared.

King of the Dead: Where is he?

Triple H: (holds up a Sledgehammer he gets from Kings car) I don't know but he's around here somewhere.

King of the Dead: (King pulls a Steel Bat from his pants) Yeah lets go hunting Joke Hunting haha.

Match: Joker comes flying down from a semi trailer and smashes on top of King and then when he gets up PEDIGREE STRAIGHT TO THE CONCRETE!!!!!!!!!!! Triple H covers and King struggles the count. 1......2......3!!!!!!!!!!!

King of the Dead: Winner of this match...ugh... Tri...ple...H(commercials)

Interview with Steve Blackman on his way out to the ring by Mean Gean

Mean Gean: Hey Steve can I have a quick interview with you.

Steve Blackman: Sure.

Mean Gean: Its been awhile since you have been in the ring with Raven its actually been a few monthes. What are your thought exactly on how this will pan out?

Steve Blackman: Well Mean Gean you never do know how a match will pan out just like last week when I put out RVD and got this here XCW Championship. Anything is possible in this business so I couldn't really answer your question but I do hope on winning.

Mean Gean: Spoken like a true champion thank you Steve Blackman.

Steve Blackman: Your welcome Mean Gean.

Steve Blackman continues walking towards the ring but then Dolph Ziggler goes to Steve Blackman

Dolph Ziggler: Well you should know who I am but if you don't Names Dolph ZIGGLER!!!!!

Steve Blackman: ...

Steve Blackman just punches him and continues walking to the ring (commercial)

Steve Blackman vs. Raven

Lillian Garcia: This match is XCW Rulez (Xtreme Rulez but with anywhere falls rules aswell) set at one fall. First to the ring he is XCW Champion STEVE BLACKMAN!!!!!!!!!! (Steve Blackman walks out to the ring) And his opponent he is RAVEN!!!!!!!! (No one comes out and Raven turns up on the Titan Tron)

Raven: HAHA As if I'd ever walk down their you have no chance in fact I'm here at my house relaxing watching myself on the tele but anyway have a nice time I forfeit.

Lillian Garcia: Winner by forfeit STEVE BLACKMAN!!!!!! (Steve Blackman stares at Raven threw the titan tron. (Commercial)

Cutting Edge

Edge: Now where here on the return of the longest ever Live Talk/Interview Show in TFC now their has been others like their was 2 or 3 Highlight Reels and their was The Low Down that appeared once on TV but I'm not including 101's and Vickie's Talk Shows as I don't look at them the same because they don't show up on other shows like the Cutting Edge where it shows up on Xtreme every now and then. If I can remember right this is the 4^th or 5^th show maybe more but anyway it's the return of the CUTTING EDGE!!!!! And my first guest is well someone I don't like but have to put up with as a boss He is you guessed it KING OF THE DEAD!!!!!!

King of the Dead walks out in a T Shirt, Leather Jacket and Jeans and gets in the ring with a mic

Edge: Just stand their King I have a few questions for you later but the next guest is a man who doesn't like the decision a Referee made last week he says he got screwed out of that match he is MATTATTACK!!!!

Mattattack walks out in his normal ring gear

Edge: Now you stand their and we'll introduce our final guest for tonight and he has made a name for himself as a referee in the Wrestling Business from the Montreal Screw Job to the man who gave Joker the OWC Championship he is EARL HEBNER!!!!!

Earl Hebner comes out in his normal Referee gear with Specially paid Security surrounding him

Edge: Ok so since we're all here let me ask King of the Dead's comments on this situation.

King of the Dead: Well I'm tired lets just get this over with and all I think it is is a excuse.

Edge: Well lets hear what the problem is with Earl so Earl why did you screw him out of the match last week?

Earl Hebner: Well its simple who in their right mind would go against Kane when they don't need to and as for Jericho that was just a fair share of pay back for Wrestlemania and I also just hate Mattattack.

Mattattack: You as a referee should not abuse your power to call a match because you personally hate a person you should be more professional then that.

Fans: YEAHHHHH!!!!

King of the Dead: Huh?

Jeff Hardy slowly walks to the ring

Mattattack: (Smiles)

King of the Dead: How did I know that this wouldn't go as I planned. (pulls out his steel  bat from his pants and smashes Mattattack across the head) Their that's for being sly and Jeff I have no problem hurting you again you do have a nice bruise where I hit you last time.

Jeff stops and signs off to the fans and leaves

King of the Dead: That's what I thought. (Special Security and Earl Hebner leave and Triple H from behind Edge tackles Edge) Huh?

In Ring: TRIPLE H SMASHES INTO EDGE AND SPEAR TO JEFF FROM BATISTA AND THEN!!!!! KURT FROM THE FANS HE COMES IN THE RING AND SMASHES TRIPLE H AND EDGE GETS UP AND SPEAR TO KURT AND EDGE IS STANDING TALL IN THE RING AND BATISTA COMES IN THE RING OH SPEAR TO BATISTA AND FROM BEHIND EDGE TWIST OF FATE AND THEN KING GOES FOR TWIST OF DEATH BUT JEFF REVERSES IT TO TWIST OF FATE AND STANDS TALL IN THE RING!!!!!

McMahon 101: Could this be a preview of Apocalypse hope not but tune in to find out and make sure you all come to the aftermath of the ppv contact me for details on that and well thanks for watching see you at OWC.

[Show Ends]

 

FANS ARE SCREAMING THE GRAPHICS ARE ROLLING AND SHOWING XTREMES LOGO!!!! FANS CHEER X-TREME... X-TREME... X-TREME... X-TREME... X-TREME... X-TREME... X-TREME... X-TREME... X-TREME... X-TREME... X-TREME... X-TREME... X-TREME... X-TREME... X-TREME... X-TREME... X-TREME... X-TREME... X-TREME... X-TREME... X-TREME... X-TREME... X-TREME... X-TREME... X-TREME... X-TREME... X-TREME... X-TREME... X-TREME... X-TREME... X-TREME... X-TREME... X-TREME... X-TREME... X-TREME... X-TREME... X-TREME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

McMahon 101: Welcome to Xtreme and what a show we have here tonight. All four brands are here tonight and that means all four brands commentators are here tonight.

J.R: Yes we do and well first match is Mattattacks choice opponent RKtaker.

Jerry Lawler: Lets see this match.

McMahon 101: IM THE COMMENTATOR OF XTREME WHICH MEANS I COMMENTATE XTREME MATCHES NOT YOU TWO HAS BEENS!!!!

Mattattack vs. RKtaker

Lillian Garcia: This match is a singles match for one fall. First to the ring he is The Animal MATTATTACK!!!!!!!!!! (Mattattack comes to the ring with a mic)

Mattattack: I am sick of the disrespect these stars are giving to people around TFC so I'll start with Xtreme and the first person is RKTAKER!!!!!!!!!

Lillian Garcia: And his opponent RKTAKER!!!!!!!! (RKtaker comes out grinning at Mattattack)

Match: Bell rings and both men lock up but Mattattack knees RKtaker to the stomach and RKtaker drops and rolls out of the ring. He starts walking back to the backstage area and OH LOOK ITS JERICHO!!!!!!!!!! JERICHO ATTACKS MATTATTACK WITH A STEEL CHAIR AND THEN LEAVES THE RING AND EARL HEBNER DOESN'T DO A THING ABOUT IT!!!!!!!!!!

J.R: THIS MAKES ME SICK!!!!!!!!!!!!

McMahon 101: HAHA I LOVE IT!!!!!!!!!!

Match: RKtaker see's his chance and runs to the ring and covers but Mattattack smashes into RKtaker's head and wont stop and then RKtaker is busted wide open.

Paul Hayman: BLOOD IN THE WATER MCMAHON!!!!

McMahon 101: Haha not wrong that's like a waterfall of blood their.

Match: RK Taker is smashing into Mattattack but then Mattattack gets him and reverses with a THUNDEROUS (Finisher) And he covers RKtaker 1...2...)Lights go out and they come back on) NAD KANE IS BEHIND MATTATTACK AND MATTATTACK GETS CHOKESLAMED AND COVERED BY KANE!!!!!!!!!! 1...2...3!!!!!!!!!!

Lillian Garcia: The winner of this match is KANE!!!!!!!!!!

J.R: Earl Hebner just screwed Mattattack out of that match.

McMahon 101: Shut up J.R your so Hypocritical.

J.R: And your so full of your self.

Paul Hayman: Well come on guys it's the OWC match next lets see how this one pans out.

Ace vs. Oracal Zero

Lillian Garcia: This match is a singles match representing OWC set at one fall. First to the ring he is the TFC Champion representing OWC ACE!!!!!!!!!!! (Ace comes out high fiving fans on his way down to the ring while holding the TFC Title) And his opponent he is representing OWC ORICAL ZERO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Paul Heyman: Here we go Ace vs. Zero two people I hate because they ponder to these pathetic parasites that they call fans.

Match: Bell rings and Zero puts his arm out to shake Ace's hand and Ace shakes it BUT OH CHEAP SHOT FROM ZERO AND CLOTHESLINE KNOCKING ACE OFF HIS FEET!!!! Zero stomps on Ace and doesn't stop. Zero looks at these fans and taunts them and Ace pulls Zero's leg making him fall then gets on top of zero and starts punching into him. Ace then gets up and climbs the turnbuckle and elbow drop from the turnbuckle. Ace signs off to the fans.

Paul Heyman: It makes me sick to see stars pondering to these fans for momentum.

Eric Bichoff: : Not wrong and Ace is the worst of the lot he's like the lead of this army of Instromponus people as King says it's a Plague and Ace is the cause of this Plague.

Match: Ace goes to lock in the Sharp shooter but Zero reverses it and pushes Ace to his back and then He jumps onto Ace and picks him up and goes for Destiny Dreams (Tombstone) but Ace slides down his shoulder and when Zero turns around BIG RIGHT HAND KNOCKING ZERO DOWN!!!!!! (Crowd Pops) Ace looks at this sold out crowd and salutes to them all and then stomps all over and then he does the 5 Knuckle Shuffle in respect to John Cena.

McMahon 101: No that's gone too far Cena sucks he cant rap, Cant Wrestle and cant entertain.

Eric Bichoff: Not wrong Boss Cena makes me sick and we get to see King of the Dead in a arm wrestling contest later on with him. I don't know King's chances.

McMahon 101: King always has a trick up his sleeve no need to worry about him.

Match: Ace picks Zero up and OH SLAP TO THE FACE OF ACE!!!!!!! Zero punches into Ace and Ace counters with some punchers AND A HUGE DROP KICK!!!!!!! Ace goes outside the ring and highfives the fans and comes back in the ring and Zero goes for a clothesline but Ace ducks then does a clothesline of his own HE LOCKS IN HELL'S GATES AND ZERO REACHES FOR THE ROPES BUT TAPS OUT!!!!!!!!!!!!

Lillian Garcia: YOU'RE WINNER BY SUBMISSION THE TFC CHAMPION ACE!!!!!!!!!!!

After match: Ace celebrates in the ring and all of a sudden CBM's entrance starts and CBM walks out with a mic.

CBM: Ace your pathetic all you are is a LOSER who got lucky. How many times have you defended that title their again? That's right was it 1 or 2 times non the less it was miserable wins the only reason you've won those matches was by LUCK but when you face me CBM the 2 times OWC Champion 18-0 and the man that beat King of the Dead not once not twice but three times you'll see that all these fans really are is a magnet to money their pathetic all they do is give us a pay check but because I'm so great if they weren't her I'd have the government give me a pay check because I don't need these fans. Ace you should be out but you decided to come back why because of these fans and their...

OH GREEN SLIM COMES BUCKETING DOWN ON CBM AND HE SLIPS AND THE FANS LAUGH!!!!

HBK and HBK on Titan Tron: AND IF YOUR NOT DOWN WITH THAT CBM WE HAVE TWO WORDS FOR YA!!!!!!!

The entire DX on the titan Tron: SUCK IT!!!!!!!!!!

Backstage

King of the Dead walks past Jerichoholic

Jerichoholic: Hey King I respect you lets put our past behind us man I understand you are full of yourself and like sucking **** more then Stephanie's boobs but don't worry im the SEXY BEAST, KING OF THE JUNGLE,...

KING OF THE DEAD SMASHES HIM UP AND LEAVES HIM ON THE FLOOR!!!!!!!

King of the Dead: Holic sarcasm wont help you here on Xtreme because I am the boss which means your on my home turf a place I made have the highest views in Xtreme history and that is 38 Views I think not sure cant remember all my historic moment that's how long I've been here 7 monthes at Apocalypse exact.

Back to the ring

Jeff Hardy vs. Terry Funk vs. Sabu

Lillian Garcia: This match is a Triple Threat Xtreme Rulez match set as one fall. First to the ring one half of the Xtreme Tag Team champions JEFF HARDY!!!!!!!!!!! (Jeff Hardy comes dancing down to the ring) And his opponent...

ECW's Original theme song comes on and Terry Funk, Sabu, Rob Van Dam, Rey Mysterio and MICK FOLEY COME OUT TO THE RING Jeff is in shock Rob Van Dam grabs two mic's and hands one to Jeff

Jeff Hardy: What's going on here?

RVD: Jeff if you didn't notice we are all ECW Originals and are challenging the Xtreme Defenders to a 12 man Xtreme Rulez match.

Jeff Hardy: YOUR ON!!!!!!

Xtreme Defenders entrance start and comes out Matt Hardy, AJ Styles, CM Punk, Rhyno and STEVE BLACKMAN OH MY GOD STEVE BLACKMAN IS MAKING HIS IN RING RETURN AFTER THAT BRUTAL SWANTON BOMB JEFF HARDY GAVE HIM THREW 5 TABLES ABOUT 6 MONTHES AGO!!!!!!

RVD: Steve Blackman? What are you doing here.

Steve Blackman:... Turnado...

RVD: Huh?

OH HUGE RIGHT HAND FROM BLACKMAN!!!!

Match: Bell rings and all members from both teams attack each other and then its RVD and Blackman going at it in the middle of the ring. Blackman kicks into RVD's mid section and then smashes him into the turnbuckle and keeps punching into his head. Matt Hardy is smashing into Sabu and then from behind Matt OH BARB WIREED BAT FROM MICK FOLEY AND HE DOES THE CACTUS JACK SIGN!!!!! AJ Styles hits across the back of Rey a tin bin and then he stomps into him but here comes THE HOMICIDAL, SURICIDAL, GENOCIDAL, DEATH DEFYING SABU!!!!!!!!!! Sabu smashes into AJ and then grabs a chair AND OH IN THE FACE!!!!!!!!! Terry Funk and Jeff hardy stare each other down and then OH LOOK IT'S A BARB WIRED 2x4 AND HE PUTS IT ON FIRE AND LOOKS AT JEFFS FACE!!!!!!! He goes to hit Jeff across the head with that barb wired 2x4 on fire but Jeff ducks and punches into Terry Funk and then he kicks him to the mid section and grabs the 2x4 with fire and hits it across Terry Funk's back.  Terry Funk screams in pain but seems to like it and hits a huge punch to Jeff but the 2x4 goes flying out side the ring.

McMahon 101: This is Xtreme maybe a bit too Xtreme.

Tazz: This reminds me of back in the day.

Paul Hayman: Where's the chant ECW... ECW... ECW!!!!

Tazz, Paul Hayman and Fans: ECW... ECW... ECW... ECW... ECW... ECW... ECW... ECW... ECW... ECW... ECW... ECW... ECW... ECW... ECW... ECW... ECW... ECW... ECW... ECW... ECW... ECW... ECW... ECW... ECW... ECW... ECW... ECW!!!!!!!!!!!

Match: STEVE BLACKMAN IS THROWING EVERYONE EVERYWHERE AND THEN BEATS DOWN TERRY FUNK AND LOOKS AT JEEF HE GOES OUT SIDE AND PULLS OUT A LADDER!!!!!!!!! Jeff looks happy to see that ladder and climbs it and Blackman says wait and goes and grabs a few tables and stacks them with RVD in the middle of them. BLACKMAN CALLS FOR THE SWANTON AND IT GETS DELIVERED STRAIGHT TO RVD AND THIS IS WHAT HAD BLACKMAN OUT FOR 6 MONTHES!!!!!!!!!

McMahon 101: I HATE XTREME RULEZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Match: Terry Funk and Mick Foley come in the ring and try to gang up on Steve Blackman but Steve Blackman pulls a Baseball Bat out of his pants AND OH HE HITS IT ACROSS THEIR HEAD!!!!!!!!!! AND THEIR OUT COLD AND THEN SABU AND REY COME AND FIGHT OFF BLACKMAN WITH A CHAIR AND A KENDO STICK!!!!! OH PUNK CONNECTS WITH THE GTS TO SABU AND AJ CONNECTS WITH A GERMAN SUPLEX TO REY, MATT CONNECTS A TWIST OF FATE TO MICK FOLEY WITH GORE GORE GORE BY RHYNO AND JEFF HE GETS UP AND FORCES RVD TO HIS FEEL AND WISPERING IN THE WIND CONNECTS AND BLACKMAN LOOKS AROUND AND SPEAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TO FUNK!!!!! THEY ALL COVER A OPPONENT!!!! 1...2...3!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Lillian Garcia: YOUR WINNERS OF THE MATCH THE XTREME DEFENDERS!!!!!!

King of the Dead comes out

King of the Dead: Since Rob Van Dam looks injured their I am giving Steve Blackman the XCW CHAMPIONSHIP!!!!!!!!!!!

J.R: Wow big news already from Xtreme GM King of the Dead.

Jerry Lawler: I wonder what has put King in such a good mood tonight.

McMahon 101: King is just a natural he is entertaining us all tonight as every star from each show is on here tonight and who saw the In-Ring Return of Steve Blackman.

Tazz: Well I can't wait to see what else King has in stored for us tonight and what will happen when King and CBM are having a Interview AT THE SAME TIME yep you heard it Mean Gean has got some guts to step in between those two.

Quick ad for Apocalypse

King of the Dead vs. John Cena in a Arm Wrestling Contest

Lillian Garcia: This match is a Arm wrestling contest. First to the ring he is Xtreme GM KING OF THE DEAD!!!!! (King of the Dead comes out with a smile on his face holding a mic)

King of the Dead: Hold up I have a quick message and this is to my friend John Cena. Cena they say you cant wrestle some times I cant blame them you cant Armature Wrestle, Foot Wrestle, Sumo Wrestle, Professional Wrestle, Sexually Wrestle and I'm gonna prove the world you cant arm wrestle because the only people you wrestle is those gay strip club hoes and that's the only people you wrestle good. Cena I do Drugs that means I have a sniffy, you do guys that means you have a STIFFY!!!!!! Cena Cena Cena hang on man (laughs) I have more to say  you say the no. 1 priority in your life is these fans, I say your no. 1 priority is your eggs on your frying pans. (Laughs) nar man hang on I got some more haha. You say you beat up the bad, Well I beat up your dad. HAHA I GOT SOME MORE MAN JUST CHILL A BIT MORE!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!

John Cena's Entrance starts and he comes running to the ring

Lillian Garcia: And his opponent is JOHN CENA!!!!!

CENA HAS HEARD ENOUGH OF KING AND HIS JOKES AND HE PUNCHES KING AND KNOCKS HIM TO THE FLOOR!!! Cena see's a Steel Bat roll out of Kings pants and smiles and picks up the bat then he goes to swing the bat at King but King quickly gets out of the ring and runs. He runs up the ramp and then...

 

STONE COLD STONE COLD COMES OUT AND LOOKS AT KING AND KING DON'T WANT ANY OF THAT!!!!! King doesn't know what to do he screwed both these men out of their matches last Friday. King is wondering where to go and then Cena shows him that he has his bat and King looks like he is shocked and is about to fall dead but then strangely the Steel Bat throws fire works out in the sky and breaks in two half's and then a Steel bat drops from the sky and King grabs it and laughs. KING CHASES CENA WITH IT AND FU TO KING KING WAS CONNECTED WITH THE FU!!!!!!!!!!!!! STONE COLD RUNS TO THE BACKAND THEN A BEER THRUCK IT'S THE BEER THRUCK AND CENA LEAVES THE RING AND STONE COLD GRABS THE BEER HOSE AND SPRAYS IT ALL OVER KING OF THE DEAD!!!!!!!!!! KING DOESN'T KNOW WHATS GOING ON!!!!!!!! THE WHOLE RING HAS BEER EVERYWHERE!!!!!! THEN KING SLIDES OUT OF THE RING AND SLIPS!!! Austin laughs and celebrates by grabbing beer and throwing it everywhere.

BackStage CBM with Mean Gean

Mean Gean: Hello everyone it's me here Mean Gean and I'm here with OWC Champion CBM. CBM with what you just saw Stone Cold do to King of the Dead on his own show Xtreme what do you think of it?

CBM: Haha what do I think Mean Gean well Mean Gean what I thought was King of the Dead is worse then I thought to let Stone Cold get away with that proves my point that he is not as good as he use to be.

King of the Dead walks past

Mean Gean: HEY KING!!!!! Your booked for this interview.

King of the Dead: (Drenched in beer) What do you want.

CBM: I knew you was messy your worse then that hog you call a Girlfriend.

King slaps CBM

King of the Dead: Why don't you ever SHUT THE HELL UP!!!!!!!

CBM pulls Maryse on the camera

CBM: Well we all know that I'm the best and my girl here is as well and since you said all people can come I thought Maryse was allowed as well.

King of the Dead: Yeah I hear your looking for Taker?

CBM: Yeah have you seen...

Lights flicker and King see's Taker

King of the Dead: IT'S HIM THE UNDERTAKER!!!!!!!!!

CBM TURNS FAST LIGHTS STOP FLICKERING AND SEES..,

Ecie: Hey.

CBM looks angry

CBM: YOU LIED TO ME KING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

King of the Dead: Wow you really do look like your husband.

Ecie: Yeah well I'm here as a Special Guest since I'm not in TFC anymore.

King of the Dead: Your nothing more then a Instromponus LOSER!!!!!!!! Your nothing anymore I am the best I have been a GM longer then you which means I've written more shows then YOU!!!!!!!!!

Ecie: Excuse me King? You have grown rude since me and Skitzo have left do you need a lil attention like a little boy to grow some manners.

King of the Dead: Get out of my way old hag I need to wash this **** off me.

King shoves Ecie out of the way and walks off

Ecie: He has grown rude.

CBM: You seen it people for your self King of the Dead hurts a girl and you all think im a bad guy look at him he has physically abused a woman.

Back to ring

Doctor D vs. Vladimir Kozlov

Lillian Garcia: This match is a singles match set at one fall. First to the ring he is a former 2x OWC Tag Champion DOCTOR D!!!!!!!! (Doctor D comes out and then from behind comes Vladimir but lights go out and come back on and Doctor D is fine but inside the ring and Kozlov doesn't know what just happened)

McMahon 101: What just happened I thought Doc was finished just their.

Match: Kozlov gets in the ring and bell ring. Kozlov stares down Doc and goes to lock up but Doc ducks under his arm and goes for a German Suplex on Kozlov but he cant lift Kozlov and Kozlov elbows Doc to the side of his face. Doc goes for the kick to the mid section but Kozlov grabs his leg and HEAD BUTT TO DOC'S HEAD!!!!!!!!!! Kozlov is staring at Doctor D who is on the ground unconscious and screams at the fans "(Russian word)" Kozlov then lifts Doc up and goes for a Russian Slam but Doc counters and a kick to the mid section and then DDT to Kozlov. Kozlov then gets up and goes for a spear while Doc rests at the turnbuckle and then Doc gets out of the way and Kozlov's shoulder goes straight through that Turnbuckle. Kozlov stays their in pain and Doc comes running behind but then Kozlov quickly turns around and see's him and OH HEAD BUTT SENDING DOCTOR D FLYING THE OPOSITE DIRECTION!!!!!!!!

McMahon 101: What a head but.

Tazz: No $%&#

Jerry Lawler: The only show you'll see matches like this is War.

McMahon 101: Xtreme is alright but OWC tops this match a mile away.

Jerry Lawler: Say what you want McMahon but you cant argue that this match isn't a good match.

Match: Kozlov rawrs and than he goes to Doc and stomps all over him but Doc slips out of the ring and walks around the outside of the ring. Kozlov looks at him and then goes outside and follows he then connects with a clothesline from the back to Doc and throws him to the ring post. He then smashes his head against the ring post and throws him in the ring then follows. Doc just lays their and Kozlov locks in a submission to the arm. Doc reaches for the ropes and grabs him but Kozlov wont let go and the ref starts the rope break count. 1...2...3....4... and Kozlov lets go then goes to the referee and tell him something in Russian. FROM BEHIND KOZLOV BACK BREAKER AND DOC POINTS TO THE RING ROPES!!!!!!! He climbs them and then connects with a Shooting Star Press but then gets up and goes for a Scorpion Death Lock. Kozlov throws Doc with his legs and then gets up and punches him.

McMahon 101: What a match so far.

Jerry Lawler: Only on War folks.

Match: Doc starts to punch back at him and then DROP KICK but Kozlov just throws Doc and smashes him to the ground. Doc is in  pain but then gets up and Kozlov goes for another head butt but Doc sees it coming and dodges it by moving out ot the way then Hurricanrana. Then Doc climbs the top rope again and goes for a missile drop kick but misses and Kozlov picks him up and RUSSIAN SLAM CONNECTS!!!!!!!!

McMahon 101: ITS ALL OVER!!!!

Match: Covers 1...2...NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! But the ref still rings the bell.

Lillian Garcia: YOUR WINNER BY PINFALL VLADIMIR KOZLOV!!!!!!!!!!

Kurt Angle vs. Hollywood Hogan

Lillian Garcia: This match is a singles match to decide if Kurt Angle will be in the Undisputed Xtreme World Championship Scramble match. First to the ring he is a former Universal World Champion KURT ANGLE!!!!!!!! (Kurt comes out with his gold medal) And his opponent the International Champion HOLLYWOOD HOGAN!!!!!!! (Hollywood Hogan is walking down the ring and then he poses for the fans as they boo)

McMahon 101: This match will be a classic.

Match: Bell rings and both men lock up in the middle of the ring. Both men try to out perform each other but Hogan throws Angle to the other side of the ring. Then Hogan stomps all over angle in the rib section. Hogan then argues with the fans and the fans boo Hogan. Hogan then punches into Angles head and looks at the ref arguing with the ref because the ref separated both men. Angle gets up and then runs towards Hogan smashing into him and kicking into him non-stop aggressively. Angle then leaves him walking away and turns around AND CLOTHESLINE TO HOGAN SEND HOGAN TO THE FLOOR!!!!

Jerry Lawler: This is a classic War match.

McMahon 101: Not anymore it's now a classic Xtreme match.

Match: Kurt stomps all over Hogan and then her picks him up and then goes for a angle slam but Hogan reverses it into a German Suplex. Hogan then poses for the fans and gets a loud boo but then Angle throws him to the ground and locks in the Ankle Lock. He almost has him to tap out but he grabs the ropes and it's a rope break but Angle doesn't let go. The ref starts the count 1...2...3...4... but Angle lets go of Hogan and looks at the ref angry. Then comes out walking is Sting, Kevin Nash, Scott Hall, Raven, Scott Steiner and Buff Bagwell all holding weapons smiling. Kurt looks at them wondering what's going on and they all charge down to the ring and smash up Kurt Angle and then the ref calls for the bell.

Winner: By DQ Kurt

McMahon 101: What has former NWO got any business with this match?

Beat Down: All members of former NWO mob Kurt and after Kurt cant move Hollywood Hogan grabs a black paint spray can and sprays the former NWO logo on Kurt's back.

DX COMES RUNNING OUT WITH WEAPONS!!!!!

NWO runs out of the ring but then from behind ITS KING OF THE DEAD SMASHING ALL MEMBERS WITH HIS TRADMARK STEEL BAT AND THEIR ALL DOWN BUT STING IS OUT OF THEIR!!!! Sting stares at King of the Dead and King points the Bat at Sting saying "your turn will come". All members off DX dance around the ring taunting former NWO and then CBM FROM BEHIND KING WITH A KENDO STICK AND KING IS RUNNING WHILE CBM CHASES KING!!!!!

Triple H vs. Shawn Michaels vs. CBM vs. Brock Lesner

Lillian Garcia: First to the ring is current OWC Champion CBM. (CBM comes out with the titles with a grin on his face) and next to the ring is Undisputed Xtreme World Champion TRIPLE H (No one comes out) And next to the ring 4 times World Champ TRIPLE H!!!! (Still no one comes out and CBM Smiles and tells them he wont be coming) Next to the ring World Champion SHAWN MICHAELS!!!!!!!!! (No one comes out again and CBM smiles)

Jerry Lawler: What's going on here?

Tazz: I don't know but I have a feeling CBM is behind this.

McMahon 101: WHY DON'T YOU TWO RESPECT YOUR GM A BIT MORE!!!!

Tazz gets off his seat

Tazz: Wanna say that to my face McMahon?

McMahon 101: I don't fight Tazz now sit down.

Tazz: (Sits down) Well don't go their if you aren't tough enough to.

McMahon 101: What ever I am more greater then a left over has been like you that just wants to argue.

Lillian Garcia: SHAWN MICHAELS!!!!!!!!! (Still no one comes out and CBM laughs) Well then the Universal Champion BROCK LESNER!!!! (No one comes out and CBM is laughing) For the final time BROCK LESNER!!!!!!!!!!!! (No one) Well by a result of forfeit your winner CBM!!!!!!!!!!!!!

In ring: CBM is laughing and raises his arms and belt.

King of the Dead's entrance starts up and King of the Dead walks out

King of the Dead: Well I see you won by cheating but non the less you won and for that reason I wanna see how you won CAMERA MAN LOOK AROUND FOR ANSWERS!!!!!!!!

On the titan tron

We see the camera mans view when he is walking and see some stars that we see someone getting smashes into and it is Brock Lesner getting smashed by Goldberg.

King of the Dead: Arr I see now.

Then we see a doo fly open and comes out ITS DX DX AND TRIPLE H IS HOLDING A SLEDGEHAMMER AND HEADING STRAIGHT TO THE RING!!!!

In the ring

OH TRIPLE H IS RUNNING OUT HERE AND CCB< GETS OUT OF THE RING AND TRIPLE H POINTS THE HAMMER TO CBM AND CBM TURNS INTO A HUGE SWEET CHIN MUSIC!!!!!!!!! SHAWN TAUNTS HIM!!!!!

King of the Dead: Haha enough guys leave him be. Now its time lets have all stars join me in the ring.

HUGE ANNOUNCMENT

King of the Dead: Oh wow hasn't it been a night here tonight.

CBM: Just before we start I just thought to mention this better be good or else...

King of the Dead: Or else I have no reason not to smash you right here. (He gets in CBM's face)

McMahon 101: (Splits them up) Come on you two you are both talented wrestlers one better then the other but still talented. (King looks at McMahon angry)

King of the Dead: Haha well 101 I know I'm the better one.

CBM: Yeah in your wildest dreams.

McMahon 101: I SAID ENOUGH!!!!!!!!

King of the Dead: Fine well...

Familiar Voice: King of the Dead it is said I am gone, Dead a bit of the past. It is said that you, CBM and McMahon 101 made me quit. It is said That at Dooms Day it was truly my Dooms Day. It is also said that YOU ARNT DEAD BUT PRETENDING TO BE!!!!!!!! What a fool I was to once think that. Now I know You are dead its all true you spoke the truth the Spotlight Stealing, Boss Hating, Moment making, King of Xtreme KING OF THE DEAD IS DEAD!!!!! He ended me his idol THE INSANITY HAS BEEN AWOKEN ON YOU ONCE AGAIN KING!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Skitzo's Entrance starts and shows this on the titan tron

 

King of the Dead: WHAT HUH WHATS GOING ON!!!!!!!!!!!

CBM: (looks shocked)

McMahon 101: Wha... Wha... What... (Looks shocked)

King of the Dead: He can't be here. (Looks like he's seen a ghost)

SKITZO COMES OUT DANCING LIKE HARDY!!!!

King of the Dead: NOOOOOOOOOOOOO GET OUT IM TELLING YOU I HAVE UNFINISHED BUSINESS WITH YOU MAN!!!!!!!!!!

Skitzo gets in the ring and then we see its not Skitzo but JEFF HARDY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

King of the Dead: YOU YOU'RE A ANNOYING PIECE OF ****!!!!!!!!!!!! I THOUGHT YOU WAS REALLY SKITZO AND YOU WILL PAY!!!!!!!!!

Jeff Hardy: Well I thought you liked surprises?

King of the Dead: What ever well I gotta get to my announcement. Here are our Special Guest's tonight Maryse, Ecie and Stephanie McMahon 101. AGH OH AGH!!!! (King falls on one knee in pain) Stephanie I need AGH Will you marry me?

Stephanie is in tears

McMahon 101: WHAT?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

CBM: HUH?!!!!!!!!

DX Warrior: Well that was surprising.

Ecie: Oh love is in the air people.

Stephanie: (in tears) Ki... Ki... King YES!!!!!!!!!!!! (She hugs him and kisses him on the lips and he does the same to her)

CBM: Blah blah blah...

Sting: SHOW SOME RESPECT CBM!!!!!!!!!!!!! I don't like King any more then you do but I respect this.

CBM: You ever raise your voice to me again and I will...

Sting: And you will what? Huh? Will you put me on your show and screw me out of matches? Or will you try getting your **** to seduce me into losing to you? Or maybe kiss McMahon 101's ass to get me in a match where I cant win? CBM Cut the **** I don't care what you have to say to me about what you will do what I do care about is we're GUESTS!!!!!!! And do you know manners? Because if you do you should know that Guests should make a good impression.

CBM: I don't care what you have to say.

King of the Dead: Oh I almost forgot newest member to Xtreme and newest member to DX BILLY GUNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Billy Gunn comes out

Billy Gunn: Mr. Ass is here.

CBM: What the...

Most stars clear out of the ring and leave as its over

Billy Gunn: You wish you could get in my pants but you cant to bad.

CBM: NO!!! I don't sway that way sorry.

Billy Gunn: I have two words for ya.

CBM: Yeah yeah this entire S*ck it routine is getting boring.

Billy Gunn: No "CBM Look" (Points behind him)

OH KING SMASHES A STEEL BAT TO THE BACK OF CBM AND CBM RUNS OUT OF THE RING!!!!!!!

All members of DX enter the ring

DX: WE HAVE TWO WORDS FOR YA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SUCK IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

King of the Dead then kisses Stephanie McMahon 101 and hugs her.

[Show Ends]

 

 

WE SEE FANS GOING CRAZY AND GRAPHICS ON THE TITAN TRON SHOWING XTREME'S LOGO AND THE FANS CHANTING...

Fans: X-TREME... X-TREME... X-TREME... X-TREME... X-TREME... X-TREME... X-TREME... X-TREME... X-TREME... X-TREME... X-TREME... X-TREME... X-TREME... X-TREME... X-TREME... X-TREME... X-TREME... X-TREME... X-TREME... X-TREME... X-TREME... X-TREME... X-TREME... X-TREME... X-TREME... X-TREME... X-TREME... X-TREME... X-TREME... X-TREME... X-TREME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

McMahon 101: Welcome to the land of Xtreme here tonight and do we have a epic night here tonight. As a result of what King of the Dead did last week to my Broadcast Partner Joey Styles I will be Commentating the show on my own just how I like it. Tonight as a punishment for crossing the boss The Joker will have a match in every match here tonight never done before in wrestling history. Now Here comes our GM King of the Dead to address us to what's happening here tonight.

Fans boo as King of the Dead walks in the ring

King of the Dead: What a nice warm welcome to this Arena in one of the worst towns in North Carolina Camron.

Fans: BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!

King of the Dead: The home town of Jeff Hardy.

Fans: YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 King of the Dead: And Matt Hardy.

Fans: YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!

King of the Dead: The worst Tag Team in the whole of TFC.

Fans: BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

King of the Dead: WHY DON'T YOU ALL SHUT UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Fans: YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

King of the Dead: Damn you'd wake the dead with that racket. Oh well here tonight I'll show you why you "Don't Cross The Boss". Joker will fight in every single match here tonight and the show will only end when Joker finally loses which means we're gonna have a very short night here tonight. Too bad Jeff Hardy isn't set to compete here tonight or I'd have to hear all your bull **** all night with your ROCKSTAR reception to Jeff Hardy.

Fans: BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

McMahon 101: HAHA I LOVE IT King you tell these hypocrites the truth good on you.

King of the Dead: Boo me all you want I've heard it all before to tell you all the truth it gets repetitive after awhile its like watching a wheel  spin it wont change no matter how many times you watch it. You people bore me so much I'd rather watch paint dry at the moment but then I'd have Jeff Hardy sticking his face on the wall and believe me I don't want to see men smooching walls now.

McMahon 101: HAHA I LOVE IT!!!! HE MAKES ME LAUGH EVERY TIME!!!!!!

Fans: BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!

King of the Dead: Is that all you fans know what to say is Boo well it doesn't scare me you fans or as I like to call you Hypocrites are so predictable I mean every time I come out here its BOOO!!!! Are you people trying to be ghosts? Oh well what ever your trying to be its boring me but on  to the next PPV I have decided on two matches already and those two are an Xtreme Rulez All Star match for the Intercontinental Championship and a SCRAMBLE MATCH for the Undisputed Xtreme World Championship now those men in that match will be THE GAME Triple H of course, THE XTREME ENIGMA Jeff Hardy,

Fans: YEAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!

King of the Dead: THE RATED R SUPER STAR EDGE!!!!!!!!!!

Fans: BOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!

King of the Dead: Their you go again but anyway. THE ANIMAL BATISTA!!!!!!!!!!

Fans: YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!

King of the Dead: I think that's all that I can think of that deserves a title shot so I will have to keep looking for someone to fill in that spot from another brand...

KURT ANGLE COMES OUT AND WHILE HE WALKS DOWN THE FANS CHANT

Fans: YOUR SUCK... YOU SUCK... YOU SUCK... YOU SUCK... YOU SUCK... YOU SUCK... YOU SUCK... YOU SUCK... YOU SUCK... YOU SUCK... YOU SUCK... YOU SUCK!!!!!!!!!!!

Kurt enters the ring and gets in King's face and stares him down

Kurt Angle: King you did this once to me I'D BE DAMNED TO LET YOU DO THIS TWICE TO ME!!!!!!

King of the Dead: (Smiles) It seems as if you have a problem so come on tell me WHAT IS IT if you don't have one I'd advise you to turn the other way and START WALKING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Kurt Angle: (Looks around in frustration) You really are a useless son of a **** aren't you.

Crowd pops

King of the Dead: (Looks at him angry) YOU SHOW SOME RESPECT TOWARDS ME OR YOUR CAREER WILL GO BACK WHERE IT STARTED!!!!!!!! SO TELL ME YOUR PROBLEM!!!!!!!!!!!

Kurt Angle: Well my problem is basically what it's always been with you King its that I NEVER GET THE SHOT AT THE BIG TIME!!!!!!! You purposely put everyone in their but me and then  you say theirs no one at the standard of that match? You really have the nerve to say that after the results of the draft? I mean you got 75% of TFC's top dogs here on Xtreme but yet you don't have anyone at the standard of this match IM AT THE STANDARD and you know its true ITS DAMN TRUE!!!!!!!!!!!

King of the Dead: Ok but because I hate you and didn't want you drafted to Xtreme to be honest I LOVED YOU ON WAR LOSING TO THE ROCK HAHA!!!!!!!!!

Kurt Angle: Funny you say that I loved seeing you lose at WrestleMania.

King of the Dead: (looks furious) OK ENOUGH OF THAT!!!!!!!!! The only way your in the Scramble match is if you earn it against RKtaker next week in a Submission only match so hope you teach him a lesson for me or will it be the other way around (grins at Kurt).

Commercial

War: This week on War Xtreme GM/SmackDown SuperStar King of the Dead will be on War now this is only to show King that War is better then Xtreme but is this a free ticket to CBM's death or will King of the Dead keep calm and not touch CBM TUNE INTO WAR TO FIND OUT!!!!

Back to Xtreme

The Joker vs. Road Dogg Jesse James

Lillian Garcia: This match is a Xtreme Rulez match. Introducing first he is a former 1 times OWC Champion THE JOKER!!!!!!!! And his opponent he is a former 1 times Brass Knuckle Champion ROAD DOGG... JESSE JAMES!!!!!!!!

Match: Bell rings and Joker looks at James like he's a germ and James slaps Joker in the face. Joker looks furious and punches into James like theirs no tomorrow and then James reverses a punch into a sweep kick. Joker gets up and James connects with a drop kick and Joker gets up for another but Joker ducks and SUPER KICK!!!!!!!! Joker stares at 101 and 101 just looks on.

McMahon 101: What do you want fatty sorry I didn't bring my fridge your not on OWC anymore thanks god for that.

Match: When Joker turns to James he delivers A SPEAR TO JOKER SPEAR SPEAR SPEAR!!!!!!!!!!!!! JESSE JAMES COVERS 1...2...NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!! Joker kicks out and Ref looks at 101 as he stands up in anger AND LOW BLOW BY JOKER!!!!!!!!!!! Joker covers and the ref counts 1...2...3!!!!!!!!!!!

Lillian Garcia: THE WINNER OF THE MATCH BY PINFALL THE JOKER!!!!!!!!

King of the Dead appears on the titan tron

King of the Dead: Joker don't think about going to the back your not going backstage all night that's right the only rest you get is in between adverts and that rest is in the ring so here's your next opponent.

The Joker vs. Kingdom Warrior

Lillian Garcia: This match is a Steel Cage match and the only way to win this match is when both feet touch the ground outside the cage. His opponent KINGDOM WARRIOR!!!!!!

Match: Both men are in the cage and the Cage lowers while both men look around the cage Bell rings. Both men lock up and then Joker knee's Kingdom Warrior in the stomach and Irish Whip to the Cage and Joker smashes Warrior's head to the cage and then starts to rub his head against the side of the cage cutting his head open and then elbows the back of his neck and climbs the cage. Joker is almost at the top and then King comes running out here and smashes his steel bat to the cage forcing Joker to let go and when he turns to Warrior SUPER KICK TO THE HEAD OF JOKER!!!!!!!!!!!!! King of the Dead walks around the cage staring at Joker and Warrior climbs the turnbuckle then the corner of the cage and Joker runs up their and SUPER SUPLEX FROM THE TOP OF THE CAGE BY JOKER!!!!!!!!!!! And both men lay unconscious in the ring.

McMahon 101: WOW WHAT A SUPLEX!!!!!!!!!!! IT ALMOST BLOO THE WHOLE ARENA UP!!!!!!!!!!

Match: Joker and Kingdom Warrior lay unconscious for 2 minutes until Joker slowly gets up and then after a minute Warrior does the same and Joker with a low dropkick to Warrior and punches into him saying "COME ON CUZ!!!!!!!!" Joker then slaps Warrior in disrespect and then he does a knee drop to Warrior and then he laughs and kicks into Warrior and laughs. Warrior reverses the kick and clothesline to Joker and then he climbs the turnbuckle and does a SHOOTING STAR PRESS but misses and Joker sets him up for a Tiger Bomb and connects he looks at King and then from behind King RKTAKER HE SMASHES INTO KING WHILE JOKER CLIMBS OUT OF THE CAGE AND WINS THE MATCH!!!!!!!!!!

Lillian Garcia: YOUR WINNER OF THIS MATCH THE JOKER!!!!!!!!!

After The Match: KING OF THE DEAD FIGHTS OFF RKTAKER AND RKTAKER RUNS OFF AND KING LOOKS ANGRY THAT JOKER WON!!!!!

Commercial

SD: Tomorrow on the first ever SmackDown Skitzo isn't GM King of the Dead will face former Xtreme Star Jericho if The Brian Kendrick loses to Shawn Michaels and the very first SmackDown Woman's match on SD Maria vs. Tana YOU DON'T WANNA MISS IT!!!!!!

Back to Xtreme

The Joker vs. Abyss

Lillian: This match is a Tables Match where to win this match you must throw your opponent threw a table. First THE JOKER!!!!!!! (Enters the ring) And his opponent ABYSS!!!!! (Abyss comes to the ring and enters)

Match: Bell rings and Abyss smashes into Joker and Joker try's to fight back but Abyss just connects with a huge clothesline and Joker is down. Abyss goes outside and grabs a table. Joker goes outside and smashes into Abyss but then Abyss just gives Joker a HUGE RIGHT HAND TO THE CHIN!!!!!!!!! Joker is down again but then Joker wraps his legs around Abyss's neck and try's for a Hurricanrana but he cant get his body up because he's too fat to swing his body and Abyss just connects with a beautiful Power Bomb.

McMahon 101: Hey that's what I've been talking about Joker's weight its gonna cause troubles in some matches especially ones he needs to move a lot in like a Last Man Standing match he'll probably lay for the 10 count because he's exhausted after 5 minutes the match started which would be a easy win but oh well.

Match: Joker slowly gets up while Abyss sets up a table and then goes to Joker trying to get him to the table BUT NO JOKER KICKS ABYSS IN THE MID SECTION FOLLOWED BY A DDT!!!!!!!!! Joker looks at Abyss and starts kicking into his knee and injuring the left knee by bending it and kicking it. He then does 4 constant Elbow Drops. Joker stomps on Abyss's knee then sets him up on the table and climbs the top rope.

McMahon 101: Oh look he's gonna do a flying Donut.

Match: Abyss gets off the table just before Joker jumped and Joker comes off the turnbuckle and gets a huge clothesline to the neck by Abyss. Joker is flat on his back and Abyss stomps all over him and then Abyss goes crazy and goes outside for a steel chair but the ref tells abyss no chairs only tables but abyss doesn't care and CRACK THAT CHAIR OVER THE HEAD OF THE REF AND JOKER RUNS!!!!!!!! ABYSS HAS GONE CRAZY SMASHING THAT CHAIR ALL OVER THE PLACE AND THE CHAIR SNAPS IN HALF WHEN HE SMASHES IT ACROSS THE RING POLE!!!!!!!!!

McMahon 101: OH GOD LOOK AT THIS ABYSS SNAPPED IT IN HALF!!!!!!!!!!!!!

King of the Dead comes out with a mic

King of the Dead: Whoa whoa whoa Where are you going Joker this match has been changed to a No DQ match (Smiles) and it's on now because if you don't get in that ring lets say I know where to find Wrestling Lover.

Joker looks angry at King of the Dead and runs in the ring

Match: SMASH THAT BROKEN STEEL CHAIR ACROSS THE HEAD OF JOKER!!!!!!! Joker is on the ring mat unconscious and Abyss goes for the pin 1...2...NO!!!!!

McMahon 101: Can't believe that big tub of lard had it in him.

Match: Joker does a drop kick to Abyss but the Drop Kick was too low because of Joker's weight he couldn't jump high enough. Abyss grabs a long metal Chain from the side of the ring and whips Joker on the back 5 times and then chokes him with it the lets go and whips him another 4 times. Joker slaps him and gets the chain straight to the face of Joker and Joker falls down in pain. Abyss goes for the cover and JOKER PLAYED POSSUM AND ROLL UP1...2...3!!!!!!!!!!!

Lillian Garcia: YOUR WINNER OF THE MATCH BY PINFALL THE JOKER!!!!!!!!!!

Commercial

OWC: This week is the 6^th Month Anniversary of OWC and King of the Dead might be Special Guest Commentator for the whole show which means we'll hear what King has to say the whole night. Well you don't want to miss this weeks OWC because it's surely gonna be HISTORIC!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

CBM's Cyber Turmoil: This week King of the Dead will fight Hollywood Hogan in a 1 on 1 match now this will surely be historic.

Back to Xtreme

The Joker vs. Mike Knox and The Big Show

Lillian Garcia: This match is a Xtreme Rulez Handicapped match. First to the ring he is a former 1 times OWC World Champion and a 2 times OWC Tag Team Champion THE JOKER!!!!!!!

Joker comes out and King of the Dead comes on the titan screen

King of the Dead: Just correcting Lillian it's the JOKE!!!!!!!!! Now say it again Lillian but this time the right way.

Lillian Garcia: First to the ring he is a former 1 times OWC World Champion and a 2 times OWC Tag Team Champion THE JOKE!!!!!!!!!!

King of the Dead: That's better. Now announce the other two.

Lillian Garcia: And next to the ring he is MIKE KNOX!!!!!! And his partner THE BIG SHOW!!!!!!!!!!!

Both men enter the ring

Match: Bell rings and Joker smashes Show with a Kendo stick but gets a big boot by Knox from behind and then Knox grabs a steel chair and goes to hit Joker with it but Joker ducks and then kick to the mid section and DDT. Joker looks around and see's a sold out crowd and then goes out side the ring and looks at 101 saying "I HATE YOU" and then goes back in the ring with a steel chair and smashes it across the back of Show and Show doesn't look happy and turns around and connects WITH A BIG RIGHT TO THE STEEL CHAIR!!!!!!!!!! IT HITS JOKER IN THE FACE!!!!!!!!!!! JOKER IS OUT COLD THE REF CHECKS IF HE'S ALRIGHT AND KOTD APPEARS ON THE TITAN TRON!!!!!

King of the Dead: This match will not result as a KO at no given reason it must end by Pin Fall Submission or the standards of the match which means the Last Man Standing match will not be available for this match.

Titan Tron turns off

McMahon 101: I always say "Don't Cross The Boss" but Joker doesn't understand that. He might after King of the Dead is finished with him.

Match:  Knox gets up and picks up Joker and slowly punches into Joker and then he Irish Whips him to the turnbuckle and Show connects with a clothesline to Joker and then he sets Joker up for the choke slam. He lifts him in the air but Joker pulls out a pair of brass knuckles and punches into Show's head until he lets go and falls to the ground. Knox then connects with a Clothesline to Joker but then its Triple H coming out to the ring with a Sledgehammer and he looks like he's not happy and Knox is scared of what he has planned. King of the Dead comes running out stopping Triple H and then Triple H and King of the Dead start walking to the back but then all of a sudden TRIPLE H SNAPS AND RUNS TO THE RING AND SMASHES INTO SHOW WITH THAT SLEDGEHAMMER AND JOKER DOES SUICIDE DIVE INBETWEEN THE RING ROPES AND CONNECTS TO KNOX AND THE CROWD HAS JUST ERUPTED!!!!!!!!!

McMahon 101: OH NO I HATE TRIPLE H COME ON KING LAY THE LAW DOWN SHOW US ALL YOUR LEADFERSHIP SKILLS DO IT KING BANNE TRIPLE H FROM THE ARENA DO IT!!!!!!!!!!!!

King of the Dead: This match has become a three on...

McMahon 101: Yes betray your friends and kick Triple H out of the building it's the only way.

King of the Dead: Three match TRIPLE H I LIKE YOU YOU'RE MY FRIEND BUT AS YOU KNOW WHEN WE'RE IN THAT RING WE'RE NOT FRIENDS WE'RE COMPETITORS!!!!!!

Triple H smiles at King of the Dead as if he's proud of his decision

McMahon 101: King you disappoint me.

Jeff Hardy's Entrance music comes on and its JEFF HARDY STANDING SIDE BY SIDE WITH KING OF THE DEAD!!!!!!!!

King of the Dead: (Looks at Jeff and smiles) Make that three on three.

McMahon 101: What's going on here? King of the Dead is smiling at Jeff are they friends again has King gone back to his Instromponus ways WHAT KING YOU HUGLY DISAPPOINT ME NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

King of the Dead and Jeff Hardy run to the ring and along with Triple H they smash up Big Show and Mike Knox

Match King of the Dead grabs a Steel Chair wrapped with barb wire Jeff grabs a Kendo Stick and they start smashing into Show and Show is getting a beating by all three of them while Joker looks on from the side lines. Knox goes for a big boot to King of the Dead but he ducks and smashes that Steel Chair wrapped with barb wire across the back of Knox and you can see the Barb wire pulling out of the skin and Knox has blood while King stares at Knox Triple H and Jeff Hardy smash into Show and then Show grabs them both by the throat and gets up DOEBLE CHOKESLAM but noooo King smashes a Steel bat across the back of Show and smiles.

McMahon 101: Well this match is Xtreme but I am shocked of King of the Dead and his decision to be nice to Jeff AND THESE HYPOCRITES I mean I had faith in King and thought he was in a league of his own but I see that I was wrong and that he is nothing but a PARASITE!!!!!!!

Match: King of the Dead goes out side and smashes into Joker with that Steel bat over and over and over again to the head until Joker is busted wide open and blood is pouring from his head like a waterfall. King is laughing at Joker and just throws his head to the ground with a huge smile on his face. King runs inside the ring and then  smashes Knox with that Steel bat while Triple H and Jeff Hardy smash Show a bit more and then King swings that bat the hardest to the stomach of Knox and Knox just falls to the floor because he's winded and the Medics come running out while King laugh at Knox and then Triple H connects with a Pedigree to Big Show with King of the Dead and Jeff Hardy on top of two turnbuckles opposite to each other signing to the fans DEATH SWANTON AND SWANTON BOMB AT THE SAME TIME!!!!!!!!!!!! Triple H covers Big Show 1...2...3!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Lillian Garcia: YOUR WINNER BY PINFALL THE TEAM OF TRIPLE H, JEFF HARDY AND KING OF THE DEAD!!!!!!!!!!

Celebration: KING OF THE DEAD AND JEFF HARDY REUNITE HERE TONIGHT AND THEIR HUGGING THEN ALL THREE MEN HOLD THEIR WEAPONS AND HOLD EACHOTHERS HANDS AND RAISE THEM IN THE AIR!!!!!!!!! They go to the turnbuckles and celebrate with the fans and King of the Dead smiles and then turns around AND OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH KING SMASHES THAT STEEL BAT TO THE RIBS OF JEFF HARDY!!!!!!!! TRIPLE H PEDIGREES HARDY!!!!!!!!!!!!! OH GOD KING IS SMASHING INTO JEFF HARDY!!!!!

Fans: BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!

The Beat Down: KING IS REPEATEDLY SMASHING INTO JEFF UNTIL HE IS KNOCKED OUT AND BUSTED WIDE OPEN AND THEN KING SPITS IN THE FACE OF JEFF HARDY!!!!!!!!!!!!

McMahon 101: YEAHHHHHHHH GO KING GO KING HE IS DOING IT HE HAS DONE WHAT HE TOLD EVERYONE HE WOULD DO!!!!!!!!! AND THAT IS TURN HIS BACK ON YOU FANS AND NEVER COME BACK I TAKE BACK ALL THE TERROABLE THINGS I SAID TO KING AND NOW I KNOW HE WILL BEAT SMACKDOWNS COMPITITION!!!!!!!

The Beat Down: King just stares at all the fans booing him and Triple H and they both raise their arms in success.

{Show Ends}

 Message from Xtreme: DX has ended Skitzo forever as they finally beat "Skitzo's NWO"

 

Joey Styles: HELLO AND WELCOME TO THE LAND OF XTREME!!!!!!!!!

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McMahon 101: Haven't we got a jam packed show here tonight and most of these hypocrites are here to see "The Rematch" King of the Dead vs. Maryse.

Joey Styles: Also a Persecution rematch Triple H vs. The Ultimate Warrior vs. Batista in a STEEL CAGE!!!!!!!!! And its for the Undisputed Xtreme World Championship. This time Triple H can't take the easy way out of this match.

McMahon 101: Also another Persecution rematch Jeff Hardy vs. Rob Van Dam for the XCW Championship in a XCW rulez match.

Joey Styles: And Randy Orton Defends his new Intercontinental Championship.

Mcmahon 101: Well that should be interesting but later tonight it will be us interviewing the FORMER Intercontinental Champion JEFF HARDY!!!!!!!!!

Joey Styles Wow that's great.

McMahon 101: Yeah well here's the first match its different you know because this is the time King is normally out here saying stuff to these hypocrites but since what happened to Stephanie McMahon 101 my Daughter by the hands of CBM King hasn't been the same he says that CBM's Girlfriend will pay for CBM's actions tonight but here's the first match Randy Orton defending his New Intercontinental Championship.

Randy Orton vs. X Pac vs. Ric Flair vs. Matt Hardy

Lillian Garcia: This match is for the Intercontinental Championship and is set as one fall. First to the ring the Champion RANDY ORTON!!!!!!!!! (Randy Orton makes his way to the ring holding that title on his shoulder)

Lillian Garcia: Next to the ring he is a member of D-Generation X X PAC!!!!! (X Pac comes out to the ring)

Lillian Garcia: and next he is a former 1x Undisputed Xtreme World Champion RIC FLAIR!!!!

Lillian Garcia: And the final opponent one half of the Xtreme Tag Team Champions MATT HARDY!!!!!!!!

Match: Bell rings and Randy Orton smiles as X Pac and Flair lock up and Matt Hardy looks into Randy's eye's that have no emotion. ORTON ATTACKS MATT UNEXPECTADLY AND RKO STRAIGHT AWAY!!!!!!!! The fans boo loudly and Orton smiles as he turns around and ducks a clothesline by X Pac which he countered with a neck breaker. Randy stands tall in the ring looking at all the opponent's and he repeatedly slaps Ric Flair who is lying on the ground and then from behind Matt Hardy attacks him and connects with the side effect.

McMahon 101: What a great match so much heat has grown in such little time Orton is the best in this match tho.

Joey Styles: Nar I'm rooting for Matt Hardy in this one.

Mcmahon 101: Rooting for? You like Matt that much I always knew you were funny.

Joey Styles: (Breaths hard and continues calling the match)

Match: Orton and Hardy are smashing into each other none stop and is going crazy on each other and Flair gets up on his feet while X Pac is still slowly getting to his feet. Flair goes to X Pac and throws a few chops to his chest and X Pac's Attire rips where the chops have been delivered.

Joey Styles: Wow amazing how hard those chops are.

Match: Orton gets off Matt and goes for a punt BUT OH WHATS THIS ITS JEFF HARDY!!!!! JEFF HARDY SPEARS ORTON AND PUNCHES HIM AND THE REF CALLS FOR THE BELL!!!!!

McMahon 101: Well Jeff just ruined a damn well good match.

Match: JEFF KICKS INTO ORTON AND THEN TWIST OF FATE AND HE CLIMBS THE TURNBUCKLE SWANTON BOMB!!!!!!!!!

Lillian Garcia: YOUR WINNER AND STILL INTERCONTINENTAL CHAMPION BY DQ RANDY ORTON!!!!!

Match: Jeff leaves the ring and signs off to the fans and leaves.

Commercial

War: On War this week we saw the footage after Persecution of The Undertaker. Has The Undertaker quit and left TFC as has so many other stars these last few weeks or is this another one of The Undertaker's Mind Games? Tune in to War and find out.

We come back and we see The two commentators McMahon 101 and Joey Styles

McMahon 101: Well here is Jeff Hardy back Stage.

Jeff Hardy appears on the titan tron

Joey Styles: Hello Jeff and thanks for your time but what we really want to know is your thought on King of the Dead and screwing you out of the Intercontinental Championship?

Jeff Hardy: Well man I'm disappointed in King of the Dead me and him was close man very close friends and then he turns his back on me because of Skitzo? I don't think so it was anger jealousy and greed that made him turn on me. He beat Skitzo but no he wasn't happy hell he also drew Skitzo out of this company still not happy hell I don't think he will ever be happy and King if you wanna fight bring you're a Game because Aftermath was a FLUKE!!!!!!!

Joey Styles: What about Rob Van Dam you will face off against him Next in a rematch for the XCW Championship. What are yiour thoughts on that?

Jeff Hardy: Well Rob has a high amount of respect from me but you know how it goes man its all about the gold.

Joey Styles: Well we just saw you attack Randy Orton during his match why was thjat.

Jeff Hardy: Well he has come here wringing and whining and all he does is target me to win titles because if you remember he took the World Championship away from me now the Intercontinental Championship IM SICK OF IT!!!!!!!!!

McMahon 101: Don't you ever shut up all you image is a clown with your pathetic face paint and ridiculous dancing you remind me of a rejected clown and you ruined a good match when you interfered.

Jeff Hardy: Well you know what McMahon I'm not in the mood to hear you wring and whine because your jealous catch ya.

Joey Styles: I'd just like to say Thank you Jeff for your time and hope you luck in your match Next.

Jeff Hardy: Your Welcome.

Commercial

OWC: King of the Dead promised to the fans that he will not have a rematch for the Tough Enough title yet he has been attacking CBM does this mean he isn't interested in the Tough Enough title and is more interested in achieving the goal he set since the first ever OWC World Championship match to become OWC World Champion? Find out on OWC!!!!

We come back and Jeff Hardy's match is about to begin

Jeff Hardy vs. RVD

Lillian Garcia: This match is for the XCW Championship and is set under XCW Rulez. First to the ring the XCW Champion Jeff Hardy. (Jeff Hardy comes out dancing to his music wearing the XCW Championship)

Lillian Garcia: And the challenger Rob Van Dam. (RVD comes down to the ring)

Joey Styles: Here we go classic Xtreme match ready in the making.

McMahon 101: Just let me enjoy this match in peace.

Match: Bell rings ding ding. Reverse Mule Kick by Jeff and Rob goes down and then Jeff straight to the top turn buckle and goes for a leg drop but Rob roll's out of the way. Jeff lands on the ground and Rob bounces off the ring ropes doing a low drop kick to the head of Jeff (who was sitting down). Rob goes to the outside of the ring and grabs a table and JEFF HEADS OVER HEELS THREW THAT TABLE AND ON TO ROB VAN DAM!!!!!!

Mcmahon 101: There was no point in that move right their because all he did was hurt him self. people like Jeff make me sick.

Joey Styles: So your saying that you don't like our GM King of the Dead?

McMahon 101: No I said I don't like people like Jeff Hardy. Listen when someone is talking to you Styles because they might not talk to you again.

Match: Rob gets up and smashes a ladder to the ribs of Hardy. Hardy falls in pain and Rob repeats this 5 times until he stops and starts kicking into Jeff. Rob grabs a Steel Chair and when he turns and swings Jeff does a low kick to the stomach followed by a Twist Of Fate. Jeff grabs the steel chair and swings and he keeps swinging it to the back of Rob Van Dam and then enters the ring. Jeff looks on and Rob is unconscious. Jeff drags him in the ring and covers. 1...2...NO!!!! ROB KICKS OUT AND RKO FROM BEHIND BY ORTON ONTO A STEEL CHAIR!!!!!!!!!

Joey Styles: WHAT!!!!!

McMahon 101: Pay backs a **** isn't it Styles.

Joey Styles: THAT WAS UNCALLED FOR!!!

Match: ORTON STARES INTO JEFF HARDY AND RVD COVERS!!!!!! 1...2...NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOOK AT THE FACE OF ORTOBN HE CANT BELIEVE HIS EYES AND JEFF GETS UP AND FIGHT'S OFF ROB VAN DAM AND THEN HE GOES AFTER ORTON!!!!!!!!

McMahon 101: JEFF GET IN THE RING YOU COWARD!!!!!!!!!

Match: JEFF CHASES ORTON AND ORTON GOES BEHIND THE CURTAINS AND HE RUNS TOWARDS THE CURTAINS AND OH BAM CLOTHESLINE BY KING OF THE DEAD AND HE DRAGS JEFF IN THE RING THEN PULLS OUT A STEEL BASEBALL BAT AND REPEATEDLY HITS IT ACROSS THE BACK OF JEFF HARDY!!!!!!!!! RVD COVERS!!!!!!! 1...2...3!!!!!!

Lillian Garcia: YOUR WINNER OF THIS MATCH AND NEW XCW CHAMPION ROB VAN DAM!!!!!!!!!!!

McMahon 101: Haha that's the way I like the way King of the Dead did that and if you didn't know he has hurt The Joker with that very same weapon.

Joey Styles: Well to me that was DISGRACFUL!!!!!!!!! King of the Dead is a disgrace to TFC.

McMahon 101: Your in no position to say that Styles.

King of the Dead stars at Joey Styles and points the Steel Bat towards Styles and lights flicker and then go off then after 30 seconds they come back on and Joey Styles and King of the Dead are gone

McMahon 101: Wow looks like I'm commentating the rest of the show on my own I thank King of the Dead one more time.

Commercial

CBM's Cyber Turmoil: This week on CBM's Cyber Turmoil history will be made when two of TFC's biggest Factions take place in a bout to end all rivalry's its DX vs. NWO and King of the Dead says he will end all of Skitzo's junk so that we can start in a new era. Will this happen or will King of the Dead be a foot shorter then the goal once again? Find out this CBM's Cyber Turmoil on Saturday.

We come back and The UXWC Match is about to start

Triple H vs. Ultimate Warrior vs. Batista

Lillian Garcia: This match is a Steel Cage match for the Undisputed Xtreme World Championship. This match allows Pinfall and Submissions.  First to the ring 4 Times World Champion THE GAME TRIPLE H!!!!!!!!!!!!! (Triple H walks down to the ring with the Undisputed Xtreme Championship around his waist)

Lillian Garcia: Next to the ring former Undisputed Xtreme World Champion from parts unknown THE ULTIMATE WARRIOR!!!!! (Ultimate Warrior comes down to the ring)

Lillian Garcia: And next to the ring former World Champion THE ANIMAL BATISTA!!!!!!!!!

Match: Cage lowers and Bell rings ding ding. Triple H looks at both men and hits Warrior with a punch then comes Batista goes for a clothesline to Triple H and misses but gets Warrior and Batista turns around but Face Buster by Triple H sending Batista flat on his back. Warrior gets up and punches into Triple H and then Triple H punches back and it becomes a slug fest. Batista gets up and attacks Triple H and it's Warrior and Batista kicking into Triple H. Then Warrior does a HUGE clothesline to Batista and then from behind Triple H shoves Warrior's face to the cage and starts to grind his head against that Cage.

McMahon 101: Great match so far.

Match: Batista attacks into Triple H but Triple H reverses it into a Clothesline. Triple H glares at Batista and Warrior goes for a clothesline but Triple H reverses that into a AA SPINEBUSTER AND HE SIGNS OFF TO THE FANS!!!!!!! Warrior Gets up and Triple H connects with the Pedigree and when Batista gets up Triple H goes for the Pedigree but Batista reverses it and BATISTA BOMB!!!!!! Batista climbs the Cage and is almost at the top when Warrior climbs and pulls him down then when Warrior gets down he turns around and ANOUTHER PEDIGREE!!!!!!!!!

McMahon 101: 2 Pedigrees, 1 Batista Bomb and 0 Military Press's.

Match: Triple H then turns around into A HUGE SPEAR BY BATISTA AND THEN FROM BEHIND BATISTA MILITARY PRESS BY WARRIOR!!!!!!!!! And Warrior climbs the turnbuckle and the Cage and Batista gets up and SUPER SUPLEX FROM THE TOP OF THAT CAGE!!!!!!!!! Batista and Warrior are Knocked Out in the middle of the ring and Triple H climbs the Cage and goes over BOTH FEET TOUCH THE GROUND!!!!

Lillian Garcia: Your winner of this match and still Champion TRIPLE H!!!!!!!!!

Out side the cage: Triple H turns around to go back to the locker rooms and BIG SHOW WITH A CHOKE SLAM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Big Show glares at Triple H and walks back stage.

Commercial

Xtreme: Next up its "The Rematch" King of the Dead has been embarrassed by his loss against Maryse he claims was on purpose because he doesn't hurt woman but he also say's this will be different he was too soft then and now he doesn't care man or woman you will be hurt by the path of death. Will King of the Dead do what he says and hurt Maryse or is it just all talk? Find out NEXT!!!!!!!!!

We come back and "The Rematch" is about to start

Maryse vs. King of the Dead

Lillian Garcia: This match is set under XTREME RULEZ!!!!!! First to the ring The Diva's Champion MARYSE!!!!! (Maryse walks down to the ring)

Lillian Garcia: And her opponent The Xtreme GM and former Tough Enough Champion KING OF THE DEAD!!!!!!!!!! (King of the Dead comes down to the ring glaring at Maryse holding a Steel Bat)

Match: Bell rings and King Smashes the Bat across Maryse's head and she falls flat on her back and King is just repeatedly smashing that bat across her and he wont stop he is smashing her like there's no tomorrow. King of the Dead then points at the Titan Tron.

On the Titan Tron: KING OF THE DEAD IS ATTACKING JOEY STYLES WITH THAT STEEL BAT he is smashing Joey Styles. King says "Joey WHO IS THE DISGREACE TO TFC NOW WHO?!!!!" And he keeps on smashing into Joey Styles with Steel Bat viscously and won't stop repeating "I WILL NOT BE EMBARRESSED BY YOU HYPOCRITES!!!!" And he keeps on smashing that Steel Bat across the back of Joey and Joey is screaming in pain while King is doing so.

We go back to the ring where King is laughing while the video ends

McMahon 101: Wow King has really lost it he has done justice by taking out Joey Styles now the world is a much more better place once again like it was before Joey Styles was born.

Match: King of the Dead grabs a mic.

King of the Dead: Maryse YOU ARE LOSING WONDER WHY? Maybe because I LET YOU WIN!!!!!! Why would I do that well its simple I used you for money hell who doesn't use you CBM uses you, McMahon 101 uses you, I use you, These hypocrites use you HELL YOUR PARENTS USE YOU EVERYONE ****EN USES A **** LIKE YOU!!!!!!!! I am doing this for the better.

Match: Drops the mic and raises that Steel Bat in the air about to slam it on her head and kill her but FROM BEHIND JEFF HARDY AND TWIST OF FATE!!!!!!!!!!!! Jeff climbs the turnbuckle and goes for a Swanton BUT OH KING SWINGS THAT STEEL BAT THAT HITS JEFF IN MID AIR!!!!!!!!!!! King glares at Jeff and covers Maryse. 1...2...3!!!!!!!

McMahon 101: KING WINS!!!!

Lillian Garcia: YOUR WINNER BY PINFALL XTREME GM: KING OF THE DEAD!!!!!!!!!!!!

In The Ring: King of the Dead glare and attacks Maryse rapidly with no remorse with that Steel Bat and she's coughing out blood and he's still smashing into her. Lights flicker and then LOOK ITS STING FROM SMACKDOWN RACING TO THE RING WITH A BASEBALL BAT AND KING RUNS AND STING ENTERS THE RING!!!!!!!!!!!! Sting checks on Maryse and calls King of the Dead into the ring but King wont come back he answered with a DX Chop. Sting Stands tall in the ring pointing that bat to King and King just glares.

McMahon 101: Well as we see a Instromponus star in the ring and King will face off against Sting in that 8 man Tag match when its DX vs. NWO on CBM's Cyber Turmoil. Its been a Great night here tonight thanks for watching and don't forget to tune into MY show OCW tomorrow.

{Show Ends}

 

 

The pyro goes off around the stage, signaling the start of Xtreme.  The camera then rotates around the arena, giving shots of the fans.  One fan sign shows the final moments of last week's main event as Divas Champion Maryse pinned Xtreme GM King of the Dead.

Joey Styles: "Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the Land of Xtreme.  I'm Joey Styles, alongside my broadcast partner and the chairman of TFC, McMahon 101, as we are live from the Mellon Arena in the steel city, Pittsburgh, PA, in front of a sold out crowd."

McMahon 101: "These hypocrites can't understand why OWC is the best brand in TFC, but at least I cancel out the horrible quality of many of Xtreme's matches."

Joey Styles: "Well, I've always seen Xtreme as the best brand in TFC, because no one else is as extreme as we get every week."

the DX theme hits as DX Warrior comes out to the ring

Lillian: "Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome the acting General Manager of Xtreme for tonight, DX Warrior!"

the crowd goes crazy as King of the Dead isn't the GM for tonight

DX Warrior: "Man, it's great to be out here in front of all of you fans!  King of the Dead doesn't understand any more, but he still gives great shows at times.  Now, the reason why I'm the GM for tonight is because King of the Dead and Stephanie McMahon 101 are both at an important meeting about Xtreme and the future of the show.  Now, for something that not everyone knows: a while back, I was going to be the GM of Xtreme, but something stopped me from showing up for about three weeks, which prevented me from taking the spot.  Therefore, King of the Dead took it, and the show has been extremely extreme, no pun intended.  Now, I've been given the chance to give you my product of Xtreme if I had taken the show when I was set to.  Now, tonight's main event is going to be a prelude to Persecution, as the Hardyz defend the Xtreme Tag Team Championships against Chris Jericho & Christian in a TLC match.  Also, we will have Randy Orton taking on the Undisputed Xtreme World Champion, the Ultimate Warrior, in a last man standing match and Batista taking on Bret 'The Hitman' Hart in a submission match.  Also, we are going to find out who is the best of these three divas as the three members of the Beautiful People will be going at it in a triple threat match where if anyone refuses to compete, they will not be in the battle royal at Persecution for the Divas Championship, meaning if Maryse backs out, she will not be the Divas Champion anymore.  Now, get ready, because we are going to hit the ground running tonight."

Joey Styles: "WOW!  The Animal and the Hitman going one-on-one in a submission match, the Ultimate Warrior and the Viper going at it in a last man standing match, and a triple threat match between the Beautiful People!  I can't wait for our first match, 101!"

McMahon 101: "I have to admit, these are a few good matches, not as good as what we see on OWC each week, but he is doing a good job so far from what I'm seeing.  We'll be right back, hypocrites."

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commercial: Transformers 2 trailer; Persecution preview; War preview; OWC preview

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we return just outside of King of the Dead's office, temporarily DX Warrior's office, when Triple H walks up

DX Warrior: "Is there anything I can do for you, Hunter?"

Triple H: "Yeah, Michael.  Why am I going one-on-one with Big Show tonight?"

DX Warrior: "Well, that's a match that King of the Dead made, so there's not much I can do about removing it, but if we could talk in my office behind closed doors, I think I can set something up."

cuts back to Joey Styles & McMahon 101

Joey: "This feud between Triple H & Big Show might just come to an end tonight."

McMahon 101: "Well, it's cutting into time that we could find out what DX Warrior has planned."

Joey: "I'm sure he has his reasons as to why he wanted that to be discussed behind closed doors, but on to the action."

Lillian: "The following contest is a submission match.  Introducing first, from Charlotte, NC, the Nature Boy, Ric Flair!"

Flair comes out to a standing ovation from the crowd as he makes his way to the ring & gets a mic

Flair: "Alright, before I start this match, I just have to say that I don't appreciate some punk like Dolph Ziggler disrespecting the entire Xtreme locker room.  Ziggler, you've never been pinned, but after tonight, you still won't have been pinned, but you aren't going to walk out as the winner – WOOOOO!"

Lillian: "And his opponent, Dolph Ziggler!"

Ziggler comes out & takes Lillian's mic, but slaps Flair in the face before throwing the mic down

The match begins with Ziggler taunting Flair, then Flair chops Ziggler in the chest multiple times.  Flair then starts kicking Ziggler's legs & knees before Ziggler punches Flair in the face & turns his back on the Nature Boy.  While Ziggler taunts the crowd, Flair chop blocks Ziggler, then starts attacking Ziggler's legs again.  Flair hits stomps, knee drops, & other leg-damaging moves.  Ziggler tries to get away, but Flair grabs Ziggler by one leg & drags him to the middle of the ring before slapping on the Figure Four.

Joey: "The Figure Four is locked in!"

McMahon 101: "After all of the abuse that Flair put on Ziggler's legs, will Ziggler escape?"

After a minute in the hold & all of the abuse done to Ziggler's legs, Ziggler taps out.

Lillian: "Here is your winner, the Nature Boy, Ric Flair!"

Flair celebrates before Ziggler takes a steel chair to Flair.  Ziggler wraps Flair's leg in the chair & is about to stomp on it before Triple H runs out with a sledgehammer.  Ziggler gets out of the ring, leaving Triple H to check on Flair.

Joey: "Talk about timing on the part of Triple H.  If it wasn't for the Game, Ric Flair might not have been able to compete for a while."

McMahon 101: "Not that it matters, but Flair proved why he is the Nature Boy.  He came out, talked about what he was going to do, then he did it.  He earned this victory, not so much what Ziggler was going to do to him."

Joey: "Ziggler just has no respect for anyone.  I bet that's why he won't be getting a title shot in the very near future."

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commercial: Xtreme preview for next week

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Xtreme returns with Bret Hart in the ring with a mic

Bret Hart: "Let me get this straight: a regular OWC guy is running Xtreme tonight?  OWC doesn't hold up to me at all, unless I was on the brand.  The top TFC brand is the one I am on, because that's reality, not an OWC reject like DX Warrior."

crowd: huge heat

Bret Hart: "I should be the Undisputed Xtreme World Champion, not The Ultimate Warrior.  I'm the best there is, the best there was, & the best..."

McMahon 101 removes his headset & grabs a mic

McMahon 101: "If you finish that sentence, you won't have any more work in TFC ever!  I guess you didn't hear me when I made that a CBM trademark, because you only care about yourself."

DX Warrior comes out

DX Warrior: "And with him running his mouth about reality & how I'm not reality, here's a piece of reality for ya, Bret: you one-on-one with Rob Van Dam in an XCW Rules match.  If you win, you get an Undisputed Xtreme World Championship match at a later time - after Persecution, of course - in a match of King of the Dead's choosing.  However, if you lose, then as long as the champion after Persecution remains champion & as long as you are on Xtreme after the draft, you won't get another shot at the title."

Bret Hart: "THAT'S NOT REALITY!"

DX Warrior: "Yes, it is, so we need a ref out here now, as well as RVD, because that match starts right now."

crowd: cheers

a ref comes out, heading to the ring, when RVD's music hits & he comes out

The match begins with Bret Hart arguing with the ref to call off the match.

Joey: "That's not going to do him any good against Rob Van Dam."

RVD hits Bret Hart with a roundhouse kick then goes to the top rope.  Bret Hart gets up, then RVD hits a diving side kick.  RVD then goes for Rolling Thunder & hits it.

Joey: "For an XCW Rules match, this has yet to get extreme."

McMahon 101: "Just wait.  Rob Van Dam will shut up Bret Hart with some of his trademarks."

RVD rolls out of the ring & gets a table.  He slides it into the ring & sets it up.  He then gets a ladder from under the ring & slides it in as well.  Bret Hart gets up, & RVD smashes him with the ladder repeatedly.  RVD then sets up the ladder close to the table, then drags Bret Hart over to the table.

McMahon 101: "What is RVD going to do now?"

RVD gets Bret Hart on the table, then RVD climbs the ladder & delivers a huge Five Star Frog Splash, sending Bret Hart through the table.

Joey: "OH MY GOD!!!!!!!  FIVE STAR FROG SPLASH THROUGH THE TABLE!!!!!!  FROM THE TOP OF A LADDER!!!!!!!!!"

RVD covers Bret Hart: one... two... three!

Lillian: "Here is your winner, Rob Van Dam!"

McMahon 101: "That's better.  Now we won't have to hear Bret Hart run his mouth for the rest of the night.  Most likely for a while."

Joey: "That was a brutal match, so I don't know how Rob Van Dam will be able to compete at Persecution."

McMahon 101: "The only damage Rob Van Dam took in this match was from the Five Star Frog Splash from the top of the ladder, but that might have injured him."

Joey: "True.  But ladies & gentlemen, still to come tonight is our huge tag team main event: The Hardyz defend the Xtreme Tag Team titles against the team of Chris Jericho & Christian in a TLC match."

McMahon 101: "And there's also the individual matches for Xtreme's main event at Persecution as Batista & The Ultimate Warrior are in action tonight."

Joey: "But up next is Triple H vs. Big Show."

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Xtreme returns with Big Show walking down the corridor to the stage when Dolph Ziggler walks up to him.  Show just hits Ziggler in the jaw with his knockout punch, knocking Ziggler out.

Joey: "Well, that was uncalled for."

McMahon 101: "If you say so, Styles."

Lillian: "The following contest is scheduled for one fall.  Introducing first, standing 7' tall, weighing 441 lbs., the Big Show!"

Big Show just heads to the ring

Lillian: "And his opponent..."

Lillian: "From Greenwich, CT, weighing in at 260 lbs., Triple H!"

Joey: "And now, Big Show finally gets a chance to get his hands on the Game, Triple H."

The match begins with Triple H hitting Big Show with a clothesline, but Big Show stays standing.  Triple H repeats this two more times, connecting both times, but Show stays standing.

Joey: "What is it going to take for Triple H to knock Big Show off his feet?"

Triple H goes for another clothesline, but Show grabs Triple H by the throat & lifts him for a chokeslam.  Triple H escapes & goes behind Big Show, then hits a chop block on both knees.

Joey: "And Big Show finally goes down."

McMahon 101: "When one thing doesn't work, either try it again or find another method, & Triple H did both."

Triple H then hits Show with a series of leg drops while Show's down.  The Game then delivers a Ric Flair-style knee drop on Show.  Show gets up & pushes Triple H against the ropes.  Triple H rebounds, & Show ducks for a back body drop.  Triple H counters with a facebuster.  Triple H then hits Show with a spinebuster & signals for the Pedigree.  Show gets up & shoves Triple H into a corner.  Show then starts pounding on Triple H in the corner with the ref telling Show to stop.  The ref begins his count: one... two... three... four... five.  The ref calls for the bell.

Lillian: "Ladies & gentlemen, your winner as a result of a disqualification, Triple H!"

Joey: "Serves him right.  This isn't an Xtreme Rulez match or an XCW Rules match or any no-DQ match, but Big Show just didn't care."

McMahon 101: "I normally don't agree with you, Joey, but in this case, I do.  Big Show broke the rules & got himself disqualified.  Maybe next time he won't lose his cool."

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Xtreme returns with Big Show storming into DX Warrior's office while sounds of a brawl are heard outside when the door opens.

Big Show: "You better tell that ref that I didn't do anything to get myself DQed!  He was working for Triple H!"

DX Warrior: "You see, Big Show, he wasn't.  I saw what everyone else, including said ref, saw: you attacking Triple H in the corner, which, since you didn't break during the ref's five count, is means for a DQ.  Now, I prepared for this earlier.  I talked to Triple H, & we agreed that if you complained about what happened tonight, then at Persecution, it would be you & Triple H one-on-one once again, only this time in a first blood match."

Big Show: "That's not fair!  I had Triple H beat tonight!"

DX Warrior: "Well, guess what: you broke the rules & were DQed, & life's not fair, so build a bridge & get over it!  Now, get out of my office before I make that match for tonight, you giant whiner!"

Joey: "Oh my god.  DX Warrior laying down the law.  A first blood match at Persecution.  This is getting interesting between Big Show & Triple H."

McMahon 101: "Well, with what happened to Bret Hart earlier tonight, & since we were supposed to have Batista vs. Bret Hart in a submission match right now, Batista wins via forfeit, as we just heard from DX Warrior's office.  So, instead, we are going straight to the last man standing match."

Lillian: "The following contest is a last man standing match!  The only way to win is to incapacitate your opponent so he is unable to answer the referee's ten-count."

Joey: "Where's the ref?"

[i]the titantron cuts to the backstage area where Randy Orton & The Ultimate Warrior are brawling with a ref nearby[/i]

McMahon 101: "HA!  That's the beauty of a last man standing match: It can start anywhere & it can end anywhere."

Joey: "I'm getting word from officials that this brawl has been going on throughout the commercial break."

Ultimate Warrior takes control, then sets Orton up for the Military Press, when Batista comes out of nowhere & hits Warrior with a spear.

Joey: "Where did Batista come from?!"

Before then ref can start his count, Batista lifts Randy Orton up & hits a Batista Bomb.  The ref then starts the count: one... two... three... four... five... six... seven... eight... nine... ten!

Lillian: "Due to both participants being incapacitated, this match is a draw!"

Joey: "Wow, we didn't even get to see the whole thing, & there wasn't a winner!"

McMahon 101: "I say that since the Ultimate Warrior was about to deliver a Military Press to Randy Orton, he is the unofficial winner of this match."

Joey: "Well, whatever.  With Persecution just around the corner, we need to go over Xtreme's matches for the show."

McMahon 101: "Just announced when we came back from the last break, we have Triple H taking on Big Show in a first blood match.  Triple H has been attacking Big Show unexpectedly for the past few weeks with the Pedigree.  While we didn't get to see that happen tonight, Triple H will have another chance at Persecution."

Joey: "Then we've got the divas battle royal.  Maryse defends the Divas Championship against all of the divas on Xtreme, unless she backs out of the triple threat match coming up after the next break."

McMahon 101: "Then there's Rob Van Dam vs. Jeff Hardy in an XCW Rules match for both the Intercontinental Championship & the XCW Championship.  RVD injured his ribs earlier tonight against Bret Hart, but it's not as serious as it appears."

Joey: "RVD is a true competitor by not backing out of this match.  Then again, he was a part of Extreme Championship Wrestling back in the beginning, so we know how extreme the Whole Dam Show can get."

McMahon 101: "And finally, there's Batista challenging the Ultimate Warrior for the Undisputed Xtreme World Championship inside of a steel cage.  We already saw Batista lay out both Ultimate Warrior & Randy Orton, & now we'll get to see them go at it in an official match."

Joey: "Wait, I'm getting word from the back.  We need to cut backstage."

cuts to the back with Michelle McCool standing over Maryse, Angelina Love, & Velvet Sky, all three knocked out.

Joey: "Michelle McCool just ruined a match without it even starting.  Because of this, the triple threat match is off."

McMahon 101: "Hey, look on the bright side, Joey: all of the Xtreme divas will be in the battle royal at Persecution."

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Xtreme returns with The Hardyz & Chris Jericho & Christian in the ring & the Xtreme Tag Team Championship belts hanging above the ring.  The ref calls for the bell.

The match begins with both Hardyz getting a ladder from under the ring.  Christian tries to hit a high risk move, but Matt hits Christian in midair with the ladder while Jeff enters the ring.  Jericho picks up the ladder & sets it up after smashing Jeff in the back.  Jericho then exits the ring & sets up two tables on the outside against the ring apron.  While Jericho's doing this, officials check on Christian while Matt gets a steel chair.  He enters the ring, sets the chair on the mat, then climbs the ladder.  Jericho sees Matt at the top of the ladder & climbs it.  Matt, who expected Jericho to climb the ladder, punches Jericho in the face several times before hitting a Twist of Fate from the top of the ladder & onto the chair.  Matt helps Jeff up, then both Hardyz climb the ladder.

Joey: "And it looks like the Hardyz are about to retain their titles!"

Just as the Hardyz get to the top of the ladder...

Joey: "What's RVD doing?"

RVD runs to the ring, but the Hardyz retrieve the titles.

Lillian: "Here are your winners, & still the Xtreme Tag Team Champions, Matt & Jeff, the Hardyz!"

RVD enters the ring & pushes the ladder over, causing the Hardyz to fall off & crash through the tables at ringside.

Joey: "OH MY GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

McMahon 101: "This feud between Jeff Hardy & Rob Van Dam is getting personal.  That's all the time we have here tonight, hypocrites."

show ends