Tonight We are coming to you from New Orleans ,La. Get ready for  a Hell of a night. Let's go to the middle of the ring. 

GM Ecie- I am standing here with Edge and Randy Orton. Last week Edge you just laid down. You barely fought at all. I want to know why? I have never known you tyo turn down a title  in all my live being in front of the cameras or behind them. So what is the deal?

Edge- I just did not feel like it. I wanted to be King and I felt bad I lost it. 

GM Ecie- That is no excuse !!!  

Randy Orton- We all get that way sometimes. If that is how he felt then that is how he felt. You can't make someone do something they do not want too.

GM Ecie- I can do whatever the Hell I want!!!  I am GM!!! So since you to are in a loving way together. You two have a Tagteam match Tonight with Abyss and Batista and just to make it more interesting I'll add Mike Knox to the mix!

Orton- Who else to we get?

Ecie- No one you S.O.B. !!!  You two is all you have!!  

Edge- That is not fair!!!

Ecie- Neither was what you guys did to the TFC Fans !!  They tune in and pay to see this show to watch wrestling. Not some Dorks playing and Dancing!!!

Edge- What if one or neither of us show up for the match? Boss?

Ecie- Edge you have seen me mad before! I am surprised you had a nerve to ask me!! I'll FIRER YOUR ASS!!! That is what I'll do. Do not temp your fate with The Witch!!!  Now leave and suit up . (They leave the ring watching their backs as they leave). Now for some good news. We have a New Wrestler. Zack Bowring! He come from the Bret Hart Foundation. He has trained in the Doungen for sometime now. He will be facing Matt Hardy after these few words. 

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1). Lillian- This Match is for one fall. First to the ring Matt Hardy next Zack Bowring. Zack enters the ring. Walks up to and shake Matt's hand. Styles- This guy seems to be very friendly. McManhon 101- Yeah! I met him before we went on the air. He seems to be like another Cena. Not just like him. But very business and all for wrestling!!.................  Matt Shakes his hand back. Bell rings- Matt grabs Zack by the wrist and flings him into the ropes. Matt bounces off the ropes and puts his arm up for a clothes line. Zack ducks. They both bounce off the ropes again. This time Zack nails Matt with his shoulder and knocks Matt down to the mat. Matt's head hits the mat hard. Matt rolls around holding his head. Zack climbs the rope. Matt stands up holding on to the ropes. Zack stands on top of the ropes and Missle Dropkicks right on Matt Hardy ! Matt falls Zack covers. Ref 1,2,3, bell rings. Lillian- Here is your winner and new to TFC Zack Bowring!!!!! McManhon 101- He Zack that is is really something. I see this kid raising new heights! (Cmmerical)

 

2). Lillian- This Match is for International Title. First the challenger Rick Rude! ( Rude sways his hips and tries to body bump Lillian) Next (Lillian holds her hand up and pushes Rude away). Mattattack.( Mattattack kisses Lillian on the cheek). Lillian jumps out of the ring and is a little stunned. Bell rings- Mattattack slams Rude in the gut. Rude bends in half the goes to his knees choking. Mattattack swings his leg and kicks Rude in the back of the head. Rude drops to the matt. Mattattack covers Ref 1,2, Rude sits up and Throws up on Mattattacks back. Rude slides out of the ring and dives under the ring. Mattattack in grossed out. Ref. Calls a Time out. Mattattack gets a Towel someone helps him get cleaned off. Another is checking Rude. Styles- What is this I never saw a time out in Wrestling. McManhon 101- Back in the old days this use to happen alot. Rude is under the ring letting things go . They'll start it back up if the Ring Doc thinks Rude can.  (Rude is being checked and now climbing back in the ring).  Each man stand in a corner. Ref calls for the second bell. 2nd Bell rings- Mattattack runs toward Rude. Rude makes it look like he is going to get sick again. Mattattack stops in his tracks. Rude slams him in the gut with his boot. Mattattack falls to the Matt. Rude screams over him "How does that feel boy!!!" Rude grabs Mattattacks leg and put him in a Figure four. Mattattck taps out!!  Bell rings. Lillian- (This time she is near but, not in the ring) Here is your winner and New International Champion. Rick Rude!!  Mattattck grabs the mic. Mattattck - I am still King of the ring!!....... Rude grabs the mic off the announcer's table. Rude- You are now for Now Son! But, Triple is very upset about someone else being called King! You are young Son and do not know when you have stepped on some ones toes yet.  So, Let me fill you in Boy! You stepped where even men like me have not . Oh ! I'll fight Triple for whatever Title he would have so I could get it for myself. But, He is King of Kings and has been called that for a long time now. I would not want to be called King if I was you BOY!!!!  Mattattack- But I am King!!!  Rude- That is what is going to get you in trouble. And there Ain't no one going to help you!!! 

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 Interview) Mean Gene- I am here with Triple H . Triple H You said Last week you are upset should we say. That Some one else is being called King. My question to you is. Are you and Why?

Triple H - Because Mean Gene I am King of The Kings!! No one else is or ever will be. I'll break That Mattattack's neck for even thinking he could be!

Mean Gene- He won that match fairly. So he Can be called AH That name. What is your next move and do you think you will win the match tonight?

Triple H- You know I will! Then I am ready to battle Mattattack for all the rights of being called King!!!  (Triple h leaves )

Mean Gene- Well the you have it folks. Triple H is already setting up for a Battle with Mattattack For The Crown!

 

3). Lillian- This match is a Tagteam match. with Batista, Abyss and Mike Knox against Randy Orton and Edge. This as per GM Ecie one team will have 2 in the ring at a time. The Other only 1. Edge- Who gets 1 in the ring . Lillian- You get one and they get 2. And As per GM Ecie if you do not like it you can quit!! Bell rings- Abyss and Bastista start with Orton. Abyss Looks at Batsista and they run over And slam Orton with a double clothesline. Orton smacks down hard on the matt. Batista Tags in Knox. Abyss turns to see Knox coming in. Orton stood up with out being noticed. Orton RKO's Abyss. Knox runs to orton. Orton runs and tags in Edge. Knox Pulls Edge over the ropes and Carries him over his head and slams him into the ground. Covers Ref 1,2,Orton stops the count.  Ref has the bell rung. Lillian- Your winners are Batista ,Mike Knox and Abyss. due to a DQ. ...........  Randy and Edge look at eachother in a disbelief. Then start to attack but, The others were ready instead they just leave the ring never taking their eyes off of them.

 

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4). Lillian- This match is for the Undisputed Championship. 1st the Callenager Triple H next Jeff Hardy. ,,,,,..   Jeff Hardy.......  Jeff Hardy..... 

 

Mattattack - (On The Tron. )  You can not be able to win this match Triple!!  You are not King. I have to stop you!!!  I will be the Next King of Kings!!!!!  Look at this Jeff Hardy is in no shape to fight you tonight. Remember Kurt Angle was blamed for attacking him? It wasn't him IT WAS ME!!!!!  Look at him!!  ( There is blood all over his face and he is knocked out)  Now what Triple what now you'll never beat me ! You will not be King!!!!  

GM Ecie- (she comes out) Well, well, we will just have to find out . Since you both want to see who is King. I say let there be a Fight without DQ! NO COUNT OUTS AND CAN BE ANYWHERE IN OR OUT OF THE ARENA!!!!!!! Next week right here on Extreme!!!!!!!    Triple Do you agree? (Triple h shakes his head in a very Po way!!)   Mattattck looks scared ! (Show Ends)

Good Evening Ladies and Gentlemen. And welcome to another night Of Extreme! Form brotherly love Philadelphia, Pa. 

GM Ecie- As you see there are two Thrones. Now I would like to welcome the New King Mattattack! And The New Queen Velvet Sky!  Tonight they will set up the matches. King Mattattck  What would you like seen tonight?

King Mattattack- I want a match between Triple H and Kurt Angle. See if Kurt will face Jeff Hardy again or if Triple H will. And then A Diva match to see who will go against the Queen .  To win her Diva Title in a Bikini Pillow Match.

GM Ecie- That sounds very good. I like that Idea.. Queen Velvet Sky, What would you like tonight? 

Queen Velvet Sky- I want to see a match The new XWC Champion Randy Orton take on Edge for The Title. Then I would love to see Rick Rude and Raven in a Speedo  Match! (Ladies in the crowd holla) To see who will face Mattattack next for his Intercontinetal Title.

GM Ecie- That sounds good as well. I would love to see those two almost ur um never mind. Anyway that will be good matches. So lets begin!!!!

1). Lillian- This match is for 1 fall and the winner of this match will face Jeff Hardy next week for The Undisputed Champion Belt. 1st Triple H next Kurt Angle.Bellrings- Angle leg sweeps Triple Triple jumps to avoid it. Triple grabs Angle by the throat picks him up and Choke slams him. Angle tries to get up fast to remove himself from possible damage but it was too late. Triple grabs Angle by the arm swings Angle over his shoulders and slams Angle again down on the mat. Triple climbs the ropes. McManhon 101- What the hell is this I have never seen Triple on the ropes. ?? OMG!!!  ................ Triple Swanton Bombs on Angle. McManhon 101- I have never seen a man of Triples size ever Swanton ever. OMG!! Look at the damage of Kurt Angle. He hasn't moved . Not even a hit of life in him!!!..........................  Triple covers. Ref 1,2,3, Bellrings. Lillian- Here is your winner and your next contender for the Undisputed Champion. Styles- I believe that , that was the shortest match on Extreme . I can't believe what I just saw!! I could not even comment, my mouth was hung opened but no words could come out . I was so,so shocked. We'll be back shortly. (They take Kurt Angle out on a stretcher) 

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1st interview). Mean Gene- Triple H you surprised all us with you climbing the ropes. Triple H- I don't know why that wasn't the first time I have climbed them. Mean Gene- No it was not. But It is the first time you Swanton Bomb anyone. We were all taken aback by it. It is a move smaller guys use. Triple H- Yeah, but, that is why I am the real king!!!  I always do things fresh! Mean Gene- Oh you do not like someone else being called king. Triple H - No I don't. Listen up Mattattack. I am The King of Kings never forget that!!! After I win. And I will win The Undisputed Championship. I am coming after the Crown that belongs to The King of Kings!!!!  (Triple H leaves). Mean Gene- Well you heard it right here. Will there be a King - vs- King match coming up?

McManhon 101- That is a Match I would love to see. Styles- That would be a Hell of a match.  Here comes the Divas Bikini Pillow Fight!! 

2). Lillian- This Match is The Bikini Pillow Match. Angelina Love, Michelle McCool, Chyna, Maryse, Shannon Moore , Stephnie McManhon and Trish Stratus. Bellrings- All the girls have a pillow and wearing very small bikinis. McCool is wearing a purple and silver with a cross on each cup. Stephnie is wearing a coral color , Moore has a Blue and gold one. Stratus has on Red Angelina has a white with ruffles, Chyna's is Black and gold and Maryse is wear a green and yellow. They all run in the Middle and swing their pillows at whoever is closest to them. McManhon 101- Right now King Lawyer bets he was here!!! Styles- Yeah so he could see some Puppies! OH look Trish's top is undone!!!.................  Trish runs out of the ring covering up herself. Moore had untied it and is waving it in the air. Chyna run up to Moore and slam a fist in the back of her head. Chyna Covers. The Rest of the girls swing pillows at her back Ref1,2, McCool kicks Chyna off of Moore. Angelina Love kicks Moore out of the ring. Chyna toss McCool out of the ring. She lands wrong on her leg and holds it. Other Ref help her to the back. Maryse runs to Stephnie . Stephnie raises her foot. Knocks Maryse to the Mat . Stephnie Covers. Ref 1,2,3 .Bellrings. Lillian- Here is your Winner Stephnie McManhon and the next Contender for The Diva title against Queen Velvet Sky. Styles- How do you feel about that? McManhon 101- I am fine with it but, I do not know how Linda will like knowing that she had to be in a Bikini fight for it.

3). Lillian- As per GM Ecie The Speedo match will be the Main Event. So this Match is For the XWC Championship. The Current Title holder Randy Orton . And The Contender Edge- Bellrings- Orton and Edge grab each other's Hands and swing each other to the other side of the ropes. They do a dancing jig and play push each other. Then Edge acts like Orton pushed him down. Edge lays there and Orton covers. Ref is slow because he was in shock. Ref 1,2,3 Bellrings. GM Ecie comes storming in. GM Ecie- What the Hell is that? What the F - ing Hell was that? No! NO!  This Match does not count!!!  I can not put the title on the line But, You two will do another match and right now!  No you know what the Title is on the line! In a Four Way Match! Big Show and Abyss come and join us in the ring!! (They come out)  Now Ring That Bell!!!!! 2nd Bell ring-  Big Show grabs Orton and Edge and Choke slams both of them. Abyss stomps on Edge 's ankle then the other. Big Show Covers Orton. Ref 1,2, Orton gets out from under. Abyss picks up Edge and flings him out of the ring. Orton waits for Big Show to stand up and Abyss slams Big Show in the middle of his back and knocks the wind out of him. Orton RKO's Abyss . Covers Ref 1,2,3, Bell rings- Lillian- Her is your winner and still XWC Champion Randy Orton. McManhon 101- I do not know how Orton gets so lucky sometimes. 

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Gm Ecie in the back with Orton and Edge. GM Ecie- What the Hell was all that about? I thought you hated each other. Now you are helping Randy? What The F***?  Edge- I do not hate Randy !! ( Just then Rick Rude walks by and Ecie can not take her eyes off of him. Randy and Edge slip away quitely ) Ecie- Where did those two go? Rude - Does it matter Baby? Ecie- No not now. How are you? Rude- I am fine now your here. (Ecie rips the towel off of Rude). Ecie- Oohh I thought you had your suit on. Rude- Not yet Baby. Just letting the boys hang free for a while. Till Show time. You like what you see Baby? Ecie- Yes! I will see you after the Show!!

McManhon 101- I think our GM is a little bit of a Harlot. Styles- I guess with Taker on another show the Kitten will play with the mice. Ha ha!!McManhon 101- Are they still an item? Styles - I don't know.

 

4). Lillian- This match is The Speedo match the winner of this match Will face King Mattattack for The Intercontintal Title. First Rick Rude. Styles - Oh God I hope his boys are covered this time! Whew they are. McManhon 101- Yeah I was worried for a second myself. ........... Rick Rude sways his hips for the Ladies to get all of the view of him. Lillian- Next Raven McManhon 101- This is just an opinion from a guy's point of view but, I think Rude Looks good and Raven needs a robe!!  Styles- I guess he didn't have time to shave. Yuck!!!.  Bell rings- Raven tries to straighten up his boys. Rude clothlines Raven. Sending Raven down to the floor. Rude bounces off the ropes and Slams an Elbow down on Raven's neck. Raven chokes. Rude grabs Raven's leg and covers. Ref 1,2,3, Styles- OMG!!! WHERE IS THE TRASHCAN!!!!!   THAT IS GROSS!!! (McManhon 101 already has his head in the can) He really should of shaved for this match!!!!!...........   Lillian- (trying  not to throw-up herself) Here is your winner Rick Rude. Even Rude looks grossed out. (show ends)

 

 

Xtreme ( New Night New GM)

Tuesday, Aug 4th 11:17 pm EST 

McMahon 101-Good evening Ladies and Gentlemen. Tonight we are coming from Huston TX. Here we go !!!!!! (music plays )  Tonight we have the new GM Ecie. That is right Ecie is back!!! (Ecie comes out and slides in the ring. )

GM Ecie- I am back and ready to roll. Thank-you McManhon for letting me come back. I plan to run this just like I did WAR. Speaking of WAR, That GM CBM has done a hell of a job for an s.o.b. (Angle comes out with mic in hand) Angle looks at GM Ecie then speaks to McManhon101. 

Angle- Vince I want a title match with Jeff Hardy tonight!!!!

Ecie- First of all two time only. You have to talk to me . This is my show. And you I can bet the bottom dollar you will not be in a title match tonight! But since you want a match so bad I will put you in one. (She moves in closer with an eerie look in her eye that Angle is all to use to. Angle backs up.) I think you would love to have a handicap match You against The Big Show and Abyss. How does that sound!!!  You know what? I think Jeff Hardy would like to be guest Ref. I hope you are on his good side. But, then you will be facing him On Xtreme Rules PPV!! This Sunday! 

 McManhon 101-    Well Ecie it looks like you still have your spice.

Ecie-  I never lost it. Just I can be more me on here than WAR!!  Infact I think Tonight there will be a Match to see who will be in King of the Ring. There will be only 6 men entered one man will be King.   So lets see. Lets do it like tag teams. Where your partner will be one of the ones you'll have to fight this Sunday to be King of The Ring. So it will be Triple H and Mattattack against Matt Hardy with Hernandez. For the First match for The King of The Ring. That will be next after commercial.

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Joey Styles- We are back folks. McManhon what do you think of the GM Ecie coming back? 

McMANHON 101- What I was watching Sponge Bob. This is the one where he blows up Mr Crabs place and tries to rebuild it before Mr Crabs get back from vacation. 

Joey Styles- Oh not again.!!! Here is the First match!

1.)Lillian- Here is your First match To see who will be entered in King Of The Ring this Sunday Xtreme Rules ppv. First to Enter Triple H along with Mattattack. Next Matt Hardy with Hernandez. 

Bellrings- Triple starts out against Hernandez. Triple arm locks Hernandez . Hernandez goes down on one knee smacking his shoulder. Hernandez gets up Triple pulls him back down to one knee. Ref calls it off. Triple breaks . Triple kicks Hernandez's spine and Taps in Mattattack. Mattattack Climbs the ropes And jumps feet first right into Hernandez's face. Mattattack covers. Ref1,2, Henandez kicks Mattattack off. Mattattack puts Hernandez in a headlock choking him. Hernandez jabs Mattattack in his side breaking the Headlock. Mattattack goes to Tag in Triple H . Triple sets Hernandez for the Power Drop. Matt Hardy jumps in and breaks it up. Mattattack jumps in and takes a hard full fist swing at Matt Hardy. Matt Hardy goes over the ropes and down to the floor with a hard Thud. Triple Ptries to set Hernandez for the Power Drop again. Hernandez Graps Triple's legs and sweeps him down to the mat. Hernandez then kicks Triple in the manhood making Triple look very sick. Hernandez goes to the corner barely making it there to tag in Matt Hardy . Hardy gets up to be tagged in. Matt gets in the ring still holding his jaw. Triple tries to stand up but falls to his knees. Matt Hardy takes Triple by the arm and drags him to the middle of the ring so he can not tag in Mattattack. Triple even in pain flings Matt Hardy with one arm. Triple crawls to the corner and tags in Mattattack. Mattattck slaps the Jaw of Matt Hardy . Matt hangs on the ropes in pain. Joey Styles- There is to many matts in there.McManhon-Yeah there is . But What I want to know is How can a Crab have a Daughter be a whale? Styles- I do not know how you even get that in out here? ...................   Mattattack Goes to the ropes and Leg drops on Matt hardy. Covers Ref1,2,3, Bellrings. Lillian- Here are your winners and the first to be in The King of The Ring this Sunday. Triple H and Mattattack!!!!!!

 

Mean Gene- This is Mean Gene and I am here with Kurt Angle. Angle tell me How you feel about the Main Event GM Ecie has put you in?

Angle- She has done it to me again. GM Ecie has something against me . She is always in my way.  

Mean Gene- I would not say that. I think you just think everyone is against you.

Angle- She threatened WAR's GM CBM with a VooDoo Doll . I am scared she'll do the same with me. 

GM Ecie- You know that would be Xtreme!!! Thank-you for that Idea!!!

Angle looks scared and shakes Mean Gene leaves him with a smile on his face. 

2.)Lillian- This match is for one fall and to see Who will be in King of The Ring!!!   Batista with Dolph Ziggler  against Edge and Mike Knox.  Bellrings-Batista and Knox start. Batista walks up to Knox. Knox slams him on top of his head.  Knock Batista down but, not out. Batista grabs Knox's by his leg and knock him to the mat. Batista twist Knox's ankle putting it in a Leg lock. Knox lays down on the mat. Ref  1,2, Knox sits back up. Baista twist again. Know lays back down. Ref 1. Knox sits back up and Kicks Batista in the head with the free leg. Batista lets go. Knox slides to the Corner and Edge tags  Himself in. Batista tags in Ziggler. Ziggler Run and Tries to Clothesline Edge. Edge ducks . Ziggler. Shocked he did not hit Edge Chokes himself on the ropes missing his stop. Styles- Ziggler just made a Rookie mistake. ...........   Edge wait for Ziggler to turn around . Ziggler turns holding his throat. Edge spears him. Edge covers. Ref 1,2,3. Bellrings. Styles - Make that a Big Rookie Mistake!!!  Lillian- Here are your winner Edge and Mike Knox. The next two to be entered in The King Of The ring.!!!!

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3.) Lillian- This match is for one fall . 

GM Ecie- Hold it for a second. I have a few announcements. This Sunday is Xtreme Rules PPv . I have a few more matches lined up. Chyna and Current Diva Champion champion Maryse. For The Diva champion ship!! Rob Van Dam Current XWC Champion against Randy Orton. For The Title. That one will be A TLC Match!!!  I have something special for the King Of The Ring. I'll let that be known on The Night of Xtreme Rules PPv . Go ahead Lillian With the rest of the Match!!  Ecie leaves the ring

Lillian- Ric Flair with Rick Rude. Against Mr Kennedy with Raven. BellRings-Flair starts With Kennedy. Kennedy offers his hand to Shake Flairs. Flair grabs it and Swing Kennedy  in the turnbuckle. Flair Tags in Rick Rude. Rude slams Kennedy in the back of his head. Rude picks up Kennedy and slams him in The matt. Rude tags in Flair Flair grabs Kennedy by his ankles and Puts him in a Figure four lock. Kennedy bounces around the ring. Kennedy taps out. Bellrings. Lillian- Here are you winners Ric Flair and Rick Rude.Styles- Well that was short and Raven never had a chance . Oh wait here come The GM Ecie again. 

GM Ecie- Raven since you did not even get a chance to show what you got. I think I'll go ahead and out you in. If you see me to my Office I'll see if you Ring worthy!!!!  (They leave the ring together with Raven smiling)

Styles - What the hell is all that about?

Mc Manhon 101- I bet she is going to play with him in a special way. Tee Hee!

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Mene Gene- I am here at The GM Ecie's office door to find out if Raven will be in The King of The Ring match. (knock knock) GM Ecie it is me Gene.

Ecie- OOOOLL  What doooo you want? 

Gene- I wanted to know if Raven will be in King Of The Ring?

Ecie- Yes, Yes , YES!!!!!!!! He will be.

Gene- Well you heard it He'll be in The King Of The Ring Match.

Mc Manhon 101- That isn't the only thing we heard! 

4.) Lillian- This match is the final match and is A handicap Match with Kurt Angle facing The Big Show and Abyss. With guess Ref Jeff Hardy!!

Hardy comes out Shaking hands on his way down. Slides in the ring and looks right at Angle. Shakes Abyss and The Big Show's hands.

 

Bell Rings- Angle yells for one of them to get on the other side of the ropes. 

Jeff Hardy- No No!! This is a Handicap match Xtreme style. They both can get you at the same time. You are up Poop creek without a paddle. Now Begin!!!!

Jeff Hardy has the bell rung again. Big Show and Abyss approach him There size make a big differents to Angle. Angle Punches Abyss first then Big Show in the gut. Styles- Well He will go down but it'll be fighting his way down.................   Abyss rams Angle to the turnbuckle. Big Show picks Angle up and throws him over the Ropes. Abyss gets out of the ring then Grabs Angle by his tights and slams him into the Steel Steps. Abyss gets back in the ring. Jeff has them step aside . Angle slowly gets back in the ring . Angle stands up on shaky legs. Jeff give him The Whisper in the wind!!!! Angle lies still on the mat. Big Show and Abyss pick Angle up and Throw him back down on the mat. Big Show covers . Jeff 1,2,3, Bell rings. Jeff stands over Angle Yells at him I know you were the mask man Last night that tried to get me. I see the mark on your wrist that went through my car window. You tried to hide it from me. You didn't get me then and You will not get me this Sunday.

Styles-- Whoa!!!!!   No one said about an attack on Jeff Hardy last night!!!!  

Mc Manhon 101-Ecie told me about it. Hey did you ever see Pinky and the Brain? 

Styles- No !! We'll have to see who will win Xtreme Rules PPv. (end)

 

 

McMahon 101: Here we are in Xtreme and it's a new era tonight as that huge problem has left aka King of the Dead and I have been waiting for this day for almost a year.

Sami: You know as good as I do Xtreme will never be Xtreme without King of the Dead he represented the show everywhere he walked and you disrespected that because he didn't see eye to eye with you. Your nothing more than a big baby that needs to grow up.

McMahon 101: YOU NEED TO SHOW SOME RESPECT TO ME SAMI!!!!!!! You and King are like lovers is he cheating on Stephanie with you?

Sami: Excuse me?

McMahon 101: Well your always backing King up do you have a secret feeling for him or something?

Sami: NO!!!!!! I'll slap you if you don't shut up you're a crude, rude loser.

McMahon 101: Well Sami, calm down.  King of the Dead isn't here anymore, but we still have each other and thats what counts.  You see, we don't need one person, we got the entire earth to look at.  One person leaving isn't going to make a difference.  So sit back, take a deep breath and share the love!

Lights Flicker

McMahon 101: Huh what's this?

Mysterious Voice: I hate hypocrites... McMahon 101 you remind me of someone... a man long ago who marched these halls parading about fans and their rights and what not... that man turned to the dark side as you call it and achieved a monstrous amount of fame and accomplishments... that man didn't post his show so you fired him... that man is King of the Dead... What if he came back and made a new look again for himself... what if he came back and decided to buy TFC and got it and what if it happened what if King stole the spotlight one more time.

McMahon 101: Ummm could it be...

The light shines on the Mysterious man and shows it as Jeff Hardy

McMahon 101: Jeff?

Jeff Hardy: Hang on I'll come out.

Jeff's entrance starts and then huh look that's not Jeff

McMahon 101: He has Black hair?

He shows his face and its... KING OF THE DEAD!!!!!!!!!!!

McMahon 101: WHAT IS HE DOING HERE?!!!!!!

Sami: ITS KING!!!!!!!!!!!

King of the Dead: Haha I'm BAAAAAAAAAAAAACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Fans: BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

King of the Dead: The reason I didn't have a show last week was because I didn't think you fans deserved it and I just felt like sitting on my couch and watch T.V while all you hypocrites were lining up at the gate getting inpatient for my show to start. I also have been fired and have no contract as a Superstar and a GM but too bad 101 I already told him I have bought Xtreme it doesn't Belong to TFC no more. So remember this when you look at Xtreme its not TFC's Xtreme ITS KING OF THE DEADS XTREME!!!!!!! Which means kit has nothing to do with you pathetic fans.

McMahon 101: He can't do this I'm going in their.

McMahon 101 gets in the ring

King of the Dead: Oh and btw tonight we'll have our four Xtreme King of the Ring Qualifying matches.

McMahon 101: Please King have some dignity and respect your boss.

King of the Dead: Haha what didn't you get from what I said before. I don't belong to TFC no more I belong to King of the Dead's Xtreme. This means I can whoop your saw losing ass and get away with it because I don't like you.

McMahon 101: King you're a evil little *****.

King of the Dead: What you didn't think I'd have a plan two in case you did fire me you're stupid you thought I was your friend all this time but all I was doing was disguising the fact that I was slowly and Slowly buying TFC hahahahahahaha.

McMahon 101: Ugh...

King of the Dead: Hahahahaha and I thank JJ he finally Killed a pain in the neck named the Xtreme Thugs oh yeah if JJ wants I'll give him the whole Xtreme Thugs which is Kermie, Mattattack and RKtaker. Oh that's right I had to do some thing...

KING OF THE DEAD CONNECTS WITH A SLAP ON MCMAHON 101

King of the Dead: Oh how I missed those days when I hurt you hahahahaha thanks 101 you have opened the Gates of HELL ON XTREME FOR YOU!!!!!!!!!!!! Oh and McMahon 101 I'm sure you remind me a lot like Skitzo who said one thing then  later did the opposite. Oh And now 101 GET OUT OF MY RING!!!!!!!!!!!!

McMahon glares at King and leaves the ring

King of the Dead: now to something I have to explain where are the supposed to be GM's of Xtreme? Well to tell you the truth the driver likes a lot of cash and all  did was pay him to take a turn at a different set of lights. So now I had the opportunity to tell you all what this here show is MINE BABY!!!!!!!! THIS RING THESE WEAPONS THE BLOOD ITS ALL MINE!!!! BECAUSE WHEN 101 SIGNED ME UP HE SIGNED THE MAN WHO WILL TAKE THIS SHOW WITH HIM AND LEAVE TFC IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE THAT'S WHY DJ AND TOOLMAN ARE NOTHING BUT ASS KISSING LOSERS!!!!!! I mean they kissed up to his ass to get the job I mean come on their show is ****, Their matches are REDICULOUS, They can't spell for ****, Storylines were bland, Segments had no hype to them and well their grammar is shocking. I think that I am the most prestages piece of art TFC ever had and to throw me out the window like I was a ragged doll is like throwing out diamonds like their five cent coins and the worst thing is you all thought I am over with no more King of the Dead HAHAHA as I told a few people not too long ago your all so gullible...

DJ and Toolman come out in suits

King of the Dead: What the... you two look like a bunch of preps.

DJ: Yeah funny aren't you now get out of TFC's ring.

Toolman: Or I'll open up another can of ass whooping on you like I did on CBM's Cyber Turmoil.

King of the Dead: haha You're the two they replaced me for well at least I k now they need two to equal one of me haha. Well aren't I lucky today I get to smash two of the youngest stars in TFC and Toolman the wannabe Hardcore legend you have nothing but a win over me and DJ this is the first time I have met you its kind of rude of you not to introduce yourself before kicking me out but then you two do have a lack of respect so I'll have to beat it into you.

DJ: Stop King you can get locked up for this do you really want that?

King of the Dead: I don't care.

King punches DJ in the head and then kicks Toolman to the gut but DJ connects with a clothesline to King and the lights go out...2 mins pass... and light go back on and then we see DJ and Toolman handcuffed to opposite sides of the ring to each other and King in the middle with a Steel Bat. King smiles and laughes then Hits both men with the bat over and over and over and over again. King laughs and points to the titan tron and it shows all these brutal attacks King has done to people like Maryse, Joey Styles and Joker to name a few that he has beat up with that same Steel Bat.

King of the Dead: That's right this is my show and soon I'll have a company HAHAHAHAH!!!!!!

King Hits DJ and Toolman across the heads with that Steel Bat and points to 101 laughing and BOOM! FIRE EXPLODES FROM THE TURNBUCKLES BURNING THEIR FACES!!!!!!!!!!!!

Kurt Angle comes out

Kurt Angle: Strip Jeff of his title King... I SAID STRRRIP HIM OF HIS...

King of the Dead: I HEARD YOU THE FIRST TIME AND NO I WONT STRIP JEFF OF HIS TITLE!!!! (Kurt looks shocked) Kurt I won't completely leave you like this tho as you did get screwed out of that title but here what I'll do at the next PPV its gonna be Jeff Hardy vs. Kurt Angle for the Undisputed Xtreme World Championship in a... XTREME RULEZ MATCH!!!!!!!!! Also will the Finals of the King of the Ring Tournament will be held at the PPV. Now I do have something to announce and I know one man here will be very happy about this announcement. On the 12 of November this year will be the day 101 might blow a gasket but it's the day/month/year that Me and Stephanie are getting married. Aww isn't that cute a wedding . Well that's all for now hope you like the show hypocrite's and parasites and also the King of parasites McMahon 101 with his two noble ass kissing knights hope you love the show that you could never produce. I welcome you to the return of the DEAD HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Commercials

Skitzo's Return: This OWC the Hero of millions that seemed to have been crushed by criticism will return in the King of the Ring Tournament. King of the Dead announced this as a huge spoiler to those who let go of hope that the man that claimed his mined was "The Insanity" will ever come back but as soon as King let go of the one secret he couldn't keep all gained hope once more and we're sure this time round Skitzo will bring respect back to TFC. (Tune into OWC to find out more info)

King of the Ring Tournament: It's a honer, a Title and a Royal Gift to be named in the King of the Ring Tournament. Find out who will become the first ever Kings of the Ring by watching each brand Xtreme, War, SmackDown and OWC. When each Tournament ends their will be only one King in each brand but will the Kings draw War or Peace to their brands? Find out by watching/reading each brands tournament.

Back to Xtreme

Sami: Wow he hasn't left us at all he is back...

McMahon 101: He doesn't know how to spread the love how to express the happiness in his heart oh that's right he hates this job and doesn't have any happiness in his heart that's why he bothers writing TFC.

Sami: Will you stop ****ing around about King admit it McMahon you couldn't stand DJ and Toolman running the show their matches were like reading a novel made in the 17^th century BORING!!!!!

McMahon 101:...

KOTD turns up on the Titan Tron

King of the Dead: The first match is the first qualifying King of the Ring match and it is a Tag Team match. Now because this is the first time in History this has happened I'd like to tell you what the rules of this match is. The winning team will go to the semi's as single stars not as Tag Team stars so the winning team will be fighting each other next week in a singles match of the teams choosing between each other so this week it's a team effort to get to next week where its each man for them selfs.

KOTD comes off the titan tron

Lillian Garcia: This match is a King of the Ring Qualifying match set as one fall. The First Team to be in this match...

The Hardy Boyz come out accompanied by Lita

Lillian Garcia: TEAM XTREME THE HARDY BOYZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (The Hardyz enter the ring and wait) And their opponents...

Rated RKO Comes out

Lillian Garcia: RATED RKO!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Edge grabs two mics and hands one over to Randy

Edge: So Lita come on to our team why are you with them you know who your real friends are I mean you did cheat on Matt Hardy with me and boy wasn't that fun.

Randy Orton: Yeah that's right AMY you should stop faking to love Matt and come to us where your true love is. Come on you know you wanna do it... Unless you've had a change of heart since then like Jeff did about beating the hell out of me last week to winning another title oh but that's because Jeff could never beat the hell out of me it was all just talk but you can join edge and we could be Rated RKO once more.

Jeff snatches the mic off Orton

Jeff Hardy: Randy Orton when you close your eyes what do you see? Darkness, never ending darkness? Well I see this man a man of thrill seeking dare devil high risk taking personality with rainbow colored hair called The Rainbow Colored Warrior also known as JEFF HARDY WHO GETS MILLIONS OF SCREAMS OF THRILL EACH WEEK ON THIS VERY WELL SHOW BUT YOU WHAT DO YOU SEE?!!!!!!!... That's what I thought Nothing, Nothing but a guy that looks like he was carved out of stone that has no brains and is all talk.

Edge hands Randy his mic

Randy Orton: Jeff why don't you show some respect towards your Intercontinental Champion?

Jeff Hardy: Why don't you show some respect towards your WORLD CHAMPION!!!!!

Edge: Jeff just go hide back in the corner with your...

Matt Hardy: WHY DON'T YOU SHUT UP EDGE LETS START THIS MATCH!!!!!!!!

Match: Bell rings and Matt and Edge start this match and Matt smashes into the head of Edge. Edge then reverses a hit into a punch to the head from edge and then Irish whip and clothes line.  Edge looks cocky and starts taunting and slapping Matt Hardy and then he tags Orton and Orton gets in the ring and stomps all over and over again until he takes his attention to Jeff. Jeff taunts Orton and Orton slides out of the ring and grabs a steel chair smiling but Edge stops him as he knows if Orton connects with that chair his hopes in the tournament are over. Orton drops the chair and re-enters the ring just as Matt tags Jeff and Jeff smiles and rushes in as Orton rushes out and Jeff goes heads over heels over that top rope and onto Randy Orton and Edge looks around him. But then Matt comes from behind edge and clothesline to the back of the neck of Edge and then SIDE AFFECT WHEN EDGE GETS UP!!!! Jeff gets up and looks at his brother then when Rated RKO gets up BOTH MEN CONNECT WITH A TWIST OF FATE!!!!!!!

McMahon 101: I still don't like Jeff Hardy because he's as stubborn as Skitzo was when I apologized to him he glares at me and walks off. He's nothing more than a big loser that can't get over the past.

Sami: Jeff is a nice and kind bloke a very quiet and reasonable man you just need to get to know him.

McMahon 101: No thank you I don't want to become like him always wearing make up to the ring and all that but you can always share the love around with fellow commentating partners... (putts arm around Sami)

Sami: (Shrugs him off) GET OFF OF ME MCMAHON 101 I WILL NEVER SHARE THE LOVE! LOVE IS FOR WHIMPS LIKE YOU I AM STRONG I AM TOUGH AND I KNOW I SCARE YOU SO DON'T YOU TRY SWEET TALKING ME EVEER!!!!!

McMahon 101: I was only sharing the love.

Match: Orton gets up and goes for the RKO on Jeff Hardy but Jeff throws him off and Edge runs in the ring and SPEAR!!!! SPEAR!!!! SPEAR!!!! To Randy Orton and Edge stares at him and walks out of the ring and walks up the ramp while Jeff covers 1...2...3!!! Edge stands at the top of the ramp looking down at the ring.

Lillian Garcia: The winners of this match and qualifying for the King of the Ring Semi Finals THE HARDY BOYZ!!!!!!!

Mattattack comes out to the ring

Mattattack: I'm kind of sick and tired OF KING OF THE DEAD I MEAN IS THIS HOW YOU RUN THIS GOD FORSAKEN STUPID LITTLE WANNABE SHOW OF YOURS HUH? BY NOT ALLOWING YOUR STARS TO COMPETE WELL?!!!!

King of the Dead comes out with a envelope

King of the Dead: This very well could be the pink slip for you in this envelope.

Mattattack: So that's how its done King is it WELL?!!!!

King slaps Mattattack as hard as he can and Mattattack looks hurt

King of the Dead: Its actually Kermies, RKtakers and your contracts I'm looking to have the Showstopper return to Thursday nights you see and btw your annoying.

King walks out of the ring and back stage leaving Mattattack wordless in the ring with a shocked expression on his face but King stops for a minute

King of the Dead: Oh yeah that's another thing I was reading the forums and saw that some TFC Officials don't agree with me being in so many Xtreme matches because I'm the GM not the star it's the stars spotlight that I'm taking but that's why I'm the Spotlight Stealer so TFC Officials I got two words for you about that... Beat it.

Commercials

War: On War we saw a shocking return from CBM as he got King's Fiancé to do him a favor as she promised and as she promised she did after a bit of "Negotiating"

Xtreme's Main Event: Tonight King returns to the Xtreme ring after a long time since he has actually competed in A Xtreme ring he is going to face DJ and Toolman in a Tag Team match with Triple H.

Back to Xtreme

Lillian Garcia: This match is a King of the Ring Qualifying match. First to the ring he is a former Hardcore champion RAVEN!!!!!! (Raven enters the ring) And next to the ring he is a former World champion BATISTA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

CROWD RAWR

Batista runs to the ring high fiving the fans on the way to the ring and then gets in the ring and looks eye to eye with Raven.

Match: Bell rings and Batista and Raven lock up but Batista easily over powers raven and throws him into the turnbuckle and then connects with a Irish Whip to the opposite turnbuckle from the turnbuckle their at and then followed by a clothesline to the neck of raven leaving raven on the floor hurt. Batista laughs and then he drops a elbow on the back of Ravens neck. He then shakes the ring ropes signing off to the fans and then sets Raven up for the Batista Bomb and he goes up AND DOWN!!!!!!!!!!! Cover 1...2...3!!!!

Sami: An easy win for Batista tonight but will next week be just as easy.

Lillian Garcia: The winner of this match by pinfall and qualifying for the King of the ring semi finals BATISTA!!!!

Batista celebrates as Triple H comes to the ring

Lillian Garcia: This match is the last king of the Ring Qualifying match. First to the ring he is a former 4 times TFC World Champion (Which means he has had 4 TFC World Title reigns for example he has ha 1x War and 3x Xtreme which together their TFC World championship reigns) TRIPLE H!!!!!!!!!! (He waits in the ring) and his Opponent he is from Hollywood California DOLPH ZIGGLER!!!!!!!!!!!!! (Triple H smiles and Dolph looks angry at Triple H as he walks in the ring)

Match: Bell rings both men lock up and...

Lillian Garcia: The winner of this match by forfeit TRIPLE H!!!!!!!

McMahon 101: What?

King of the Dead turns up on the titan tron

King of the Dead: Oh sorry people but I'm so impatient I had to rush that match and we all knew Dolph Ziggler had no chance against a Cerebral Assassin and btw Triple H deserves a break so my match will be a beautiful Xtreme Rulez Handicapped match with me vs. the two rooks McMahon was assigning to be GM. But any how lets get this on with check the ads out and we'll see what I can do after being attached to Steph for so long lets see if the King of the Dead you all remember still exists.

Commercials

Xtreme's King of the Ring Tournament: As a result of tonight next week we will have the semi finals Next week which are Matt vs. Jeff Hardy a epic battle to add to the epic bouts they have had in the past to be one step closer to being crowned King of the Ring and Triple H vs. Batista a battle of two former Evolution members both very strong as it will be tutor vs. student for the first time in Xtreme History. The Two Winners will qualify and go to the PPV to face off at the finals where it will be the winner of that match who is the Xtreme King of the Ring.

King of the Dead's Return: King of the Dead was fired and told everyone a huge lie when he said he was finished with TFC for  good and told everyone that he will never run the wannabe show Xtreme ever again but yet we see him walk out here

Back to Xtreme

Lillian Garcia: This match is a Xtreme Rulez Handicapped match. First to the ring the team of DJ and Toolman. (DJ and Toolman come out in their ring attire) And next to the ring he is the King of Xtreme, The Spotlight Stealer, KING OF THE DEAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

CROWD BOOS AT THE LOUDEST POSSIBLE AND CANS AND EVERYTHING ARE THROWN TOWARDS THE TOP OF THE RAMP THE FANS HATE KING!!!!!

Posh voice: Come on people stop throwing your rub****.

King of the Dead comes out wearing a Suit and Tie and with his hair in a pony tail neatly and holding a mic

King of the Dead (Posh Voice): This is how you guys dress isn't it all with the price tags and stuff don't you like being the gentle man but I prefer it this way.

He rips the suit off revealing his normal ring attire

KOTD (Normal Voice): You guys truly are a big pain.

Drops the mic and pulls out a Steel bat smiling

Match: King runs to the ring bell ring and King drops the bat and punches into both men as both men try to mob King but King reverses every attempt. King gets out of the ring and grabs a mic.

King of the Dead: Ok this is a huge shame I'm sorry but is these the two you picked 101 well guys you were basically lied to and everyone knew it they just didn't want to believe it I mean who wouldn't have seen it coming King of the Dead doesn't leave TFC after all. I mean you are so gullible HAHA!!!!

Match: King jumps in the ring and DJ kicks King in the gut and Toolman goes for a Twist of Fate but King reverses it and it's a back breaker to King by DJ and then Toolman and DJ stomp all over King but King grabs one of each mans legs and trips them over and gets up and then picks up his bat and laughs. King goes to swing the bat but the lights flicker and go out and when they come back on, Kings gone. DJ and Toolman don't know what's going on and Toolman goes to look for a weapon under the ring and he gets pulled under the ring. King comes from be hind DJ with that Steel Bat from behind and drops the bat laughing and then he kicks into DJ and leaves him laying on his back. King climbs the turn buckle and smiles he goes for a Death Swanton but Just before he jumps the Titan Tron shows a footage.

The titan tron comes on to a hand held camera. We see Stephanie Mcmahon101 walking through a parking lot. She puts her suit cases in the trunk. She shuts the trunk and CBM runs out grabbing her by her hair. She screams but CBM puts his hand over her mouth. He sits the camera down on top of the car

Stephanie Mcmahon101: WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? PLEASE I DIDN'T HAVE ANYTHING TO DO WITH MY DAD FIRING YOU.

CBM: SHUT UP. JUST SHUT UP. What's keeping me from putting you in this trunk and drive off with you? I think that will get under your daddies skin wouldn't it?

Stephanie Mcmahon101: PLEASE......PLEASE DON'T.

CBM: DIDN'T I TELL YOU TO SHUT UP? You remember a while back when your fiance KOTD attacked my family? Oh you remember that don't you? See I could have KOTD thrown away in jail for a very long time. But I didn't. Because you said if I did you would owe me a favor. And guess what? I'm calling in the favor. See I can always go refile the charges on KOTD if you don't do what I ask.

Stephanie Mcmahon101: What do you want?

CBM: You know what I want. All my jobs and shows back. Everything from WAR GM, OWC wrestler, and CBM's Cyber Turmoil back.

Stephanie Mcmahon101: I can't do that.

CBM: You will do it or I take you hostage until your daddy gives me what I want. So either way I'm going to get what I want. But this way you save yourself a lot of pain.

CBM grabs her by her hair and pushes her against the car slapping her

Stephanie Mcmahon101: OK OK OK....... I'll make it happen.

CBM: See was that hard Steph? But I have it all on tape so don't think you can back out of it. Because I will sue you and this company if you don't keep your word.

Stephanie is crying holding her jaw. CBM goes to leave but grabs Stephanie by the hair and throws her into the side of the car. We see Stephanie knocked out as the video ends

CBM: See I told you I had my ways. And just before KOTD was fired I recieved my new contracts.

Then it shows CBM on the Titan Tron smiling

CBM: Hey King hows it going you certainly look like your in a good  mood returning unexpectedly the same week I do wow its amazing but what's more amazing is that your fiancé isn't here tonight. King what are you gonna do to avenge your fiancé huh. Well King oh that's right your not her fiancé you're her pet that she taught to behave and not react to what CBM says oh so it's a waste of time being out side your hour with a few tools to hurt Stephanie isn't it. Lets see if we can change how you act let's see if I can awaken the "I do What I Want, When I Want and How I Want Because I Can" King of the Dead. So I see that, that King of the Dead is history but will he for long well lets see. Come on Maryse lets go and pay a visit to Stephanie McMahon.

They go to the door and then a man comes and its TRIPLE H HE SMASHES MARYSE AND CBM RUNS AWAY LEAVING MARYSE AND SEES TRIPLE H RUNS AFTER HIM AND GETS IN HIS CAR AND DRIVES OFF!!!! The Camera Shows CBM

CBM: Haha not so dumnb after all King I don't know how you knew about this but look in here is Stephanie.

She's all tied up

KING GOES SKITZO AND GRABS THE BAT AND STARTS SWINGING TOWARDS DJ and special McMahon 101 Security come out and King Smash them up and DJ and Tollman Get away while King gets on his knee's and looks angry.

CBM: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA That's what I thought you couldn't keep your cool now I love that face on your face so be happy that I'm still taking care of Stephanie OOPS this is a fake doll of Stephanie HAHAHAHAHAHA I proved the myth to be nothing more then a myth and that's that King of the Dead can't snap HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!

King stares at CBM with evil eyes angry.

[Show Ends]

 

 

                                  

(Jerichoholic walks out to the ring dressed in a suit with a smile on his face.)

Fans:*a chorus of Boos unleashes*

Jerichoholic:I bet alot of you guys are wondering why I'm here ,huh.Well the Fact is your Genaral Manager is a pathetic Ass-clown.He didn't want to do business and luckly our Chairman is not a retard who will let that pass,our chairman does not desert the fans.So McMahon FIRED him.Believe me folks he really fired him,I know alot of you Smartasses out there will say this is just a storyline but this is the real deal.King of the Dead No more!The Reason I'm here is because McMahon needed someone who had brains and guild to put on a great show,so he turned to me and I accepted,so for tonight only folks your  interim GM...Jerichoholic!!!!  

                                                       

 

(Commercial:Be sure to watch OWC tomorrow as Bryant Prince takes on Jerichoholic in a OWC title number one contender's match)

 

McMahon 101:Well What Jerichoholic said is abousulotely true.

Sami:Well it looks like I'm commentating on a very speacial night.

McMahon 101:I guess.

(Ding,Ding,Ding)

Lilian Garcia:This Folowing match-up is sceduled for one fall and making his way from Hollywood,California.Wieghing in at 213 pounds...Dolph Ziggler!!!!!

(Dolph Ziggler makes his way to the ring taunting and laughing his way to the ring)

Sami:What is he laughing about

McMahon 101:I really don't know Sami.

(Dolph Ziggler suddenly stops smiling)

Sami:Well it looks like Dolph lost his smile.

Lilian Garcia:And his opponent making his way from Washington D.C.Wieghing in at 290 pounds.."The Animal" Batista!!!!!!!!!!!

(Batista Slaps the hands of little kids on his way to the ring,He then Poses on the Top rope)

McMahon 101:Hey look Sami,It's the guy that lost at Apocalypse.

Sami:He's probably super pissed

(Ding,Ding,Ding)

Batista spears Dolph as soon as the bell rings,Dolph wrenches his stomach in pain.Batista lifts Dolph up and Spinebuster!!!

Sami:You See McMahon,that man is an animal!

Batista picks up Dolph,Kick to the Gut and Batista Bomb,but Dolph Reverses it into a Hurricanrana

McMahon 101: Sami,Don't count out Dolph Just Yet.

Dolph tries to get steady but falls down,both men are down.

Sami:Wow I thought this was gonna be a squatch!

McMahon 101:You know me too.

Batista gets up first and walks over to Dolph.Batista picks Dolph up for a body slam but Dolph Reverses it into a crossface chicken wing!

McMahon 101:What a manuever by young Dolph.

Batista is Crawling across the ring trying to get to a rope and... He does!But Dolph Won't let Go.The Ref starts to count...1...2....3.....4.Dolph Lets Go.

McMahon 101:You See that,That is Smart!

Dolph is up But Batista is on his knees.Dolph tries to go for a shining wizard but Batista stands up and Delivers the Big Boot!Dolph is Down,but Batista picks Dolph up and...Batista Bomb!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Cover..1......2........3!!!

Lilian Garcia:Here is your winner "The Animal"Batista!!!!!!!!!!!

Fans:*Cheers*

McMahon 101:I gotta say Dolph put up a good fight but The Animal is too strong!

Commercial:Be Sure to watch the last episode of Smackdown with DX warrior as GM!

McMahon 101:And We're back.and Jerichoholic has just informed me that our main event tonight will put Jeff Hardy against Kurt Angle in an Extreme Rules non-title match!

Sami:I hope Jeff Wins,HeHeHe

(Ding,Ding,Ding)

Lilian Garcia:This Following contest is a tag-team match Scheduled for one fall

Lilian Garcia:And Making his way from Toronto,Canada..wieghing in at 245 pounds..The Rated R superstar...EDGE!!!!!!!!!!!

(Edge makes his way to the ring looking Uber Pissed)

Sami:Edge Really doesn't look to be in best of spirits.

McMahon 101:Well what do you expect he lost,and he is being himself.

Lilian Garcia:And his tag team partner....

hailing from Minneapolis, Minnesota...Weighing in at 219 pounds..X-Pac!!!!!

(X-Pac seems to be acting in his usual ways by pissing off the fans and by Taunting them)

Lilian Garcia:and There opponent...

Lilian Garcia:From Greenwich, Connecticut...Wieghing in at 255 pounds..."The Game"Triple H!!!!!!!!!!!

(The Game does his usual Ring entrance)

and his Partner...Kermie!!!!!!!!!!!

(Ding,Ding,Ding)

McMahon 101:It looks like Kermie and Edge will start things out

Edge runs at Kermie,but Kermie Roundhouse kicks Edge.Edge falls down.Kermie picks Edge up andsets him up for the Boston Crab..and kermie does it.X-Pac runs in and dropkicks Kermie but Triple H runs in as well and...High Knee's X-Pac,Then The Game Throws X-pac over the Ropes and Proceeds to Kick his ass  toward the Stage.

McMahon 101:Wow The Game seems to be even more pissed than Edge and Batista!

Sami:I know!

Well Triple H continues to beat X-Pac's Ass,Kermie looks on.Finnaly Kermie does turn around and Edge Hits Kermie with a Steel Chair!

(Ding,Ding,Ding)

Sami:Wow!That Fast

McMahon 101:There is so much Heat between All of the men who competed and lost last Sunday!

Triple H runs back to help Kermie,well X-Pac lay motionless on the Ramp.Edge tries to hit Triple H but The Game Grabs the Chair and Pound the Chair on Edge's Head!Edge falls Down,Well Triple H goes under the Ring.

Sami:Aww,now what!

Triple H looks until..He pulls out a Sledge Hammer.He then proceeds to enter the Ring.Edge is Barely getting up and..Bam...Right into Edge's Back with the SledgeHammer.Triple H then poses for the Audience,and helps Kermie up

(Commercial)

Sami:What a night So Far!

McMahon 101:And Now it is time for our Main Even...

Lillian Garcia:Please Welcome...The New Extreme Champion....Kurt Angle!!!!!

(Kurt Angle looks extra Happy and Motivated tonight)

McMahon 101:Well Rudeness!

Sami:I know!

Kurt Angle:HaHaHaHaHa My opponent is Jeff Hardy,Well Thanks Jerichoholic for giving me a Jobber!

Sami:Hey!!!!!!!!!!!

Kurt Angle:Listen Sami you and your Boyfriend must be F*cking Retarded if you think giving me Jeff Hardy is a challenge.In Fact He is more like a warm up!

Just Then Jeff Appears on the Titantron.

Jeff Hardy:If I'm a "warm up" then you'll have no problem making this an Extreme Rules TITLE MATCH!!!!

Sami:Ha What about now you coward!

Kurt Angle:Whatever,you say kid.I'll Do it!

Jeff's Music plays for about two minutes but no Jeff.

Kurt Angle:Ref Start The Match!!!!If He doesn't come in 10 Seconds then it's a forfiet.

(Ding,Ding,Ding)

Referee:1.......2........3.......4.....5.......6......7.....8...

Just Then Jeff comes out of the crowd and jumps the rail and into the Ring!Kurt Angle Still Doesn't know at this point.

Kurt Angle:Ref Why Did you Stop counting(Well still looking at the stage)

Just then Jeff does the Small Package.

Referee:(Starts To Count)

1..........2.............3...!

McMahon 101:What The Hell Just Happened!!!!!!!!!

Sami:I'll Tell You What Just Happened....Jeff is the New X-Treme Champion!!!!!

(Kurt Angle is Hitting himself on the head,Well Jeff Ran into the Audience to Celebrate!

Lillian Garcia:Here is your Winner...And The New X-Treme Champion ....Jeff Hardy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

McMahon 101:I can't Believe this just Happened!!!

(Commercial)

McMahon 101:Damn, I can't Believe this.

Sami:Niether Can I!

McMahon 101:Well Well Well look who it is

Sami:It is Joker

(Joker Walks to the ring)

Joker:I Just Realized the nightmare is Over!!!!I just feel bad I never got to fight him.

(Jerichoholic appears on the titantron)

Jerichoholic:Hey Georgia how do you like your new Champ!

Fans:*Cheer*

Jerichoholic:Well That's great,Devon I just overheard you say you never got to fight King of The Dead,And Since I found him pesking around here during the Title match I decided to show him a little bit of what I can do.(Picks up King,who is bleeding alot!)

Sami:Oh God,what did JJ do.

Jerichoholic:Since I feel bad for you Devon. I'll bring him to you.In Fact it get's even better,If you beat him you get a contract to Smackdown!

Joker:(Smiling)

Just Then Jerichoholic Comes Out,with King in a Shopping Cart,Jerichoholic Pushes King down the ramp.Joker goes out side of the Ring and Picks up King and takes him into the ring.Joker Then PowerBombs King!

Jerichoholic:Get a Ref out there fast!

McMahon 101:King gets what he deserves!

Joker Goes For The Cover.1....2.....3!

Sami:Joker Won,Joker Won!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Jerichoholic:Congrats joker as of this Wednesday you will make your Debut on Smackdown!

Sami:Wow!

Jerichoholic:I feel Bad,Everyone in X-treme has been mistreated by king.Everyone in the back go get some.

Everyone on X-treme attacks King at once.Everyone!

McMahon 101:Hey I'm the Chairman of this Company and I say Get out of the ring everyone!

McMahon then goes in the Ring.McMahon stands  king up & Slaps King down!McMahon then Picks up King and takes him all the way outside of the arena and then boots King into the Streets!

McMahon 101:And Stay out You Lousy piece of Sh*T!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!