(Fireworks go off as the show begins.Fans are cheering and holding up signs.)
CBM:Welcome everybody again to CBM's Cyber Turmoil.Tonight we have some great matches thanks to me.X Division Champion Jerry Lynn will defend his title against Smackdown GM DX Warrior.Also tonight our main event will be International Champion Hollywood Hogan vs Xtreme GM KOTD.I doubt that match will last long.Well because KOTD can't wrestle worth s***.I have banned DX from entering the building but all day DX has been trying to get in.Later tonight I will show what they have tried to do.
(We see a cage already on the ring.We hear DX Warrior's intro music.The fans cheer.)
CBM:This is for the X Division Championship in a steel cage match.Making his way first.He is one half the OWC Tag Team Champions,representing OWC, and Smackdown GM DX Warrior.
(DX Warrior gets in the ring.He takes his title belt off and holds it up.The fans cheer.He walks around the ring as we hear Jerry Lynn's intro music.The fans cheer loud.He comes out with the X Division title around his waist.)
CBM:Introducing next.He is the X Division Champion and WAR wrestler Jerry Lynn.
(Jerry Lynn gets in the ring and climbs the top turnbuckle.He holds his X Division title over his head.He jumps off and hands the belt over to the ref.The ref holds the belt up and shows it to both men.He calls for the bell.Bell rings.
Match:Lynn and Warrior walk around the ring.Warrior runs to Lynn but Lynn hits a arm drag on Warrior.Warrior gets up but gets a drop kick from Lynn.Lynn goes for the early pin.1,2........Warrior kicks out.Lynn brings Warrior up and whips him into the ropes.Warrior bounces off the ropes,runs at Lynn,Lynn lays down,Warrior bounces off the ropes again and Lynn hits a hurricanrana on Warrior sending him face first into the side of the cage.Warrior falls to the mat holding his face.Lynn grabs Warrior's foot and drags him to the middle of the ring.He goes for the pin.1,2.......Warrior kicks out.Lynn bounces off the ropes and goes for a leg drop but Warrior rolls out of the way.Warrior gets up and kicks Lynn in the head.Warrior holds his head while he goes for the pin.1,2.........Lynn kicks out.Warrior gets up and climbs the top turnbuckle.He jumps off for a elbow drop and hits Lynn across the face.Lynn holds his face.
CBM:What is Warrior trying to do injure Lynn?
Match:We see a replay seeing Warrior's foot slipped on the top rope just about sending him falling to the mat.Warrior goes for the pin.1,2........Lynn somehow kicks out.Warrior asks the ref if it was 3 but the ref tells him no.Warrior grabs Lynn by the head and brings him up.Warrior kicks Lynn in the mid section sending Lynn to one knee.Warrior bounces off the ropes and goes for a running knee but Lynn ducks it.Lynn grabs Warrior by the head sending Warrior face first into the cage.Both men fall to the mat.The ref check on both men.
CBM:Come on Lynn get up.All I need is a OWC wrestler/Smackdown GM as X Division title.
Match:Lynn gets to his feet first then Warrior does.Lynn runs and hits a enziguri sending Warrior down to the mat.Lynn walks over to the corner and climbs it.Lynn gets to the top but Warrior gets up punching Lynn in the mid section.Warrior climbs up the corner to.Warrior hooks Lynn for a superplex.But Lynn holds on to the cage.Lynn then knees Warrior in the ribs.He pushes Warrior off sending him to the mat.Lynn steps up to the top of the turnbuckle.He jumps off and hits a 450 splash on Warrior.The crowd cheers.Lynn goes for the cover.1,2.......Warrior kicks out.Lynn can't believe it.Lynn brings Warrior up but Warrior reverses it into a face buster over his knee.Both men fall to the mat.The ref check on both men.The fans cheer loud.Warrior gets up and goes to the corner.He stomps signaling for the Sweet Chin Music.The fans clap with his stomps.Lynn gets to one knee then stands up.Warrior runs a raises his leg up but Lynn ducks.Warrior's leg goes over Lynn then Warrior turns around and gets hit with a snap DDT by Lynn.Lynn rolls Warrior over for the pin.1,2.........Warrior kicks out.Lynn gets up and signals for the Cradle Pile driver.He brings Warrior up and hooks him.But Warrior sends Lynn over his back for a back body drop.Lynn gets up quick and gets punched in the face over and over again by Warrior.Warrior bounces Lynn off the ropes.He bends over for a back body drop but Lynn holds on to the ropes.Warrior runs to Lynn but Lynn jumps to the top rope and jumps off.But Warrior hits a Sweet Chin Music on Lynn as he comes down.Both men go down to the mat.
CBM:NOW DO IT NOW.
Match:We see the cage slowly lift up.It gets half way up as we hear Vladmir Kozloff's intro music comes on.He walks out looking mad.Warrior gets up as Kozlov gets in the ring.Warrior goes for a Sweet Chin Music on Kozlov but Kozlov blocks the kick by swatting the leg away.Then Kozlov grabs Warrior and headbutts him in the head.Warrior falls to the mat.The ref is arguing with Kozlov to leave.Kozlov smiles a little then gets out of the ring.The cage comes back down.Lynn gets up and looks around.He doesn't realize what happened.Lynn brings Warrior up and hooks him hitting the Cradle Piledriver.Lynn goes for the cover 1,2,3.The ref calls for the bell.Bell rings.
CBM:HAHA your winner and still X Division champion Jerry Lynn.
(Lynn barely stands up as the ref hands him the title.Lynn grabs the belt and holds it up in the air.Warrior is knocked out with the ref checking on him.Lynn bends down checking on Warrior to.We see a replay of all the action.We see Kozlov come in and attack Warrior.We cut back to the ring Lynn seeing the tape.Lynn looks over at CBM and yells at him.)
CBM:What?I was only doing what I needed to do to protect WAR.
(Lynn continues to yell at CBM as we go to commercial.)
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WAR Commercial:Next WAR we will fill the last two spots in the Universal Championship Scramble match.Samoa Joe vs Goldberg and Kane vs Hollywood Hogan.Who will fill the last places?Find out on WAR.
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(Show comes back to CBM at the announce table.)
CBM:As you may know I have banned DX from the building.Well that hasn't stopped them from trying to get in.To show what complete idiots they are lets take a look at what they tried to do today.
(We cut backstage.We see a line of security.CBM is walking past them.)
CBM:You men have been hired by me to keep any DX members out of the building.If they do get in the building there will be h*** to pay.So if I was you............
(While CBM is talking we see Road Dogg and X Pac look around the corner.Road Dogg then stands in front of X Pac acting like CBM talking.He's shaking his head back and forth doing the crotch chop.X Pac is laughing.)
CBM:.......and if you see them throw them out.Do I make myself clear?
(The security nod.Then Road Dogg and X Pac try to walk by CBM and security.)
CBM:Hey hey hey.I told you DX is banned from the arena and that means you two.
(Security surround X Pac and Road Dogg)
Road Dogg:Oh calm down man.What are we going to do?Were here and we have nothing to do.
CBM:That's not my problem.All I know you and the rest of DX are to stay out of the building.
X Pac:Ok ok we'll leave.But you should try lightning up a little bit.
CBM:Oh like you do in the sex tape with Chyna.
(X Pac looks like he's going to hit CBM but Road Dogg holds him back and leave.CBM turns around and walks inside the arena.While he's walking we see green smoke coming out of his back pockets.We see Road Dogg and X Pac laughing.)
Road Dogg:Oh that's classic.
X Pac:You haven't seen anything yet.
(We hear a explosion.CBM runs back with the back of his pants blew out.CBM looks mad.He turns to security.)
CBM:KEEP THEM OUT.
(Then we cut to 30 minutes later.We still see security standing there as a delivery truck backs up.Security stops it.A man gets out.Security asks what is he doing here.He says he has a delivery for CBM.Security tells him to stay there.One of the security call CBM on the phone.Some security look in the back of the truck seeing nothing but a crate.CBM comes to the truck.)
CBM:What?I've got things to deal with.
(The delivery man tells him he's got a package for him.Security rolls the crate out of the truck.CBM signs for the package.The delivery man gets back in his truck and takes off.CBM looks at the crate.Security hands CBM a crowbar.CBM jabs the crowbar in the crate lifting up the top.As he does we see DX is spray painted on the inside of the top.)
CBM:What the...........
(The camera gets closer to see Scott Steiner and Buff Bagwell knocked out in the crate.CBM looks mad as the screen fades.We cut to a hour later.Security is lined up again at the entrance.We hear a loud rumbling.The camera looks around the corner and we see a big tank rolling down the parking lot.DX is on top of it with HHH sitting over the cannon with a bull horn.)
HHH:Were here to wage war on CBM's Cyber Turmoil.They won't let us in so where going to get in anyway we can.
(Police show up as the tank stops at the entrance.)
HHH:Come on just let us in.We just want to see the show.
X Pac:We want to party.
(HHH looks at X Pac.He points the bull horn at X Pac.)
HHH:DON'T GRAB MY BULL HORN.
(We see CBM come back.)
CBM:What are you doing here with that?
Shawn Michaels:We'll we want in and you won't let us so were going to blast us a hole to get in.
CBM:NO DON'T DO THAT I'D HAVE TO PAY FOR IT.
Shawn Michaels:We'll that's your problem.
(Road Dogg blast a little horn over HHH's shoulder.)
HHH:Will you stop with that s..........
(Road Dogg blast the horn.)
Shawn Michaels:Don't say s.....(horn)
HHH:You just said s.......(horn)
Shawn Michaels:Oh (horn) me.
HHH:Son of a b.......(horn)
X Pac:A.........(horn)
(HHH and Shawn Michaels look at X Pac)
X Pac:What you took the good ones.
HHH:Well just blast the cannon.
Shawn Michaels:O key dokie.
CBM:No no no no..........
HHH:Fire.
(Security and CBM duck to cover.The cannon makes a weird noise then shoots out green smoke with a sign that says SUCK IT.HHH looks mad)
HHH:What the (horn).Stop that.Who loaded the cannon?Shawn.
Shawn Michaels:Sorry but the explosion could have knocked down the wall exposing the women locker room at since I've changed I don't need to see that.
HHH:Shawn............THERE IS NO WOMAN HERE TONIGHT.Look at the card for tonight.It's a sausage fest.
Shawn Michaels:Oh.........
HHH:Well reload.
Road Dogg:Yeah about that.With the tough economic times there isn't enough power in the battery to shoot another.
(HHH looks mad.)
HHH:You guys don't have a set of jumper cables do you?
CBM:Cops get them out of here.
(We see the cops ordering DX off the tank.)
HHH:Throw it in reverse lets get out of here.
Road Dogg:Again with the hard economic times we don't have any gas left.
(Again HHH looks mad.)
CBM:Just shut the door down and lets go.
(Security push the door control sending the steel door down.HHH looks under the door)
HHH:And remember this has been paid for by your friends at Degeneration X.
Road Dogg:And if your not down with that we got two words for you.
(The steel door closes before we hear the rest.We see the doors shut as we go to commercial.)
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OWC Commercial:Next OWC CBM will be in a triple threat match.CBM vs Kurt Angle vs Bret Hart.Who will win?Find out on OWC.
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(We come back to CBM in the ring.We hear Tim "Toolman" Taylor's intro music comes on.He comes out with the OWC Tag Title around his waist.)
CBM:This is a one on one match.Introducing first is one half of the OWC Tag Team champions Tim "Toolman" Taylor.
(Toolman gets in the ring holding up his OWC Tag title on the top rope.Then we hear The Star Dominator Rob Van Dam's intro music.He comes out heading to the ring."
CBM:Introducing next representing WAR The Star Dominator Rob Van Dam.
(Dominator gets in the ring and stare at Toolman.Dominator goes on top one of the corners and raises his arms up.He comes down stares at Toolman as the ref asks both men are they ready.The ref then calls for the bell.Bell rings.)
Match:Both men come to the middle of the ring in each others face.They shake hands and back up.They move around the ring then tie up.Toolman backs Dominator into the corner.The ref counts for Toolman to get Dominator out of the ropes.1,2,3,4.........Toolman backs up.Dominator runs at Toolman and hits a flying drop kick sending Toolman down.Dominator goes for the pin.1,2........kickout by Toolman.Dominator brings Toolman up and punches him in the face.He whips Toolman into the ropes.Toolman bounces off the ropes.Dominator went for a clothesline but Toolman ducks it then bounces off the ropes again.Toolman runs back but gets a top toe hold from Dominator.Toolman drops throat first over the middle rope.Dominator runs,jumps over the top rope,and leg drops Toolman's head sending Toolman's throat down on the ropes.Toolman falls backwards to the mat.Dominator climbs the top turnbuckle.But Toolman gets to his feet and runs toward Dominator.Dominator jumps off hitting a hurricarana on Toolman.Toolman is slung across the ring.Dominator goes for the pin.1,2......Toolman kicks out.Dominator gets up and brings Toolman up by his head.He slings Toolman into the corner hard.Toolman falls to the sitting position in the corner.Dominator runs and grabs the top rope in the corner.He jumps up then goes for a sling shot drop kick but Toolman moves sending Dominator straddling the corner post.
CBM:Dominator just got Dominated.HAHA
Match:Dominator fall down to the mat.Toolman walks over stomping Dominator over and over.Toolman drags Dominator over to the middle of the ring.Toolman runs and bounces off the ropes.He comes back and drops a forearm across Dominator's face.Toolman goes for a pin.1,2.......Dominator kicks out.Toolman asks the ref if it was 3.The ref says no.Toolman gets up and grabs Dominator's leg.He hooks in a single leg boston crab.Dominator is screaming in pain.Toolman lays back more applying more pressure.The ref asks Dominator wants to tap but he says no.Toolman is applying more pressure.Dominator gets up on his arms and crawls over to the ropes.He grabs the bottom rope.The ref tells Toolman to let go.But Toolman still has the hold locked in.The ref counts.1,2,3,4.......Toolman finally lets go.The ref argues with Toolman.From behind Dominator rolls up Toolman.1,2.......Toolman kicks out.Toolman gets up and kicks Dominator.The ref backs Toolman up then checks on Dominator.Toolman goes back and gets on top of Dominator.He punches him over and over.He gets up after the ref argues at him.Toolman brings Dominator up and whips him into the ropes.But Dominator grabs the ropes stoping himself.Toolman runs to Dominator and Dominator throws Toolman over his shouolder to the outside mat.Toolman goes to punch Dominator but Dominator blocks it and grabs Toolman's head.He brings Toolman's throat down hard across the top rope knocking to the outside mat.Then Dominator rolls outside.The ref starts to count out both men.1,2.......Toolman gets up and holds his throat.But here comes Dominator jumps on top of the barricade and runs along it.He jumps off the barricade and hits a bodysplash on Toolman.The ref is up to 5.Dominator brings Toolman up and throws him in the ring then he gets in.Dominator goes for the pin.1,2........kickout by Toolman.Both men are laying on the mat.Then Dominator gets up and grabs Toolman's arm dragging to the corner.Then Dominator climbs the top turnbuckle.
CBM:Oh he's going for a Swanton Bomb.
Match:Dominator jumps off for the Swanton Bomb but Toolman rolls out of the way.Dominator crash's to the mat hard.Toolman gets up and brings Dominator up by the head.He kicks Dominator in the mid section and goes for a Stunner.But Dominator pushes Toolman into the ropes.Toolman bounces off the ropes.When he come back Dominator kicks Toolman in the mid section.Dominator grabs Toolman's head and hits the Starship Pain.Dominator goes for the pin.1,2,3.The ref calls for the bell.Bell rings.
CBM:Your winner is Star Dominator Rob Van Dam.
(We see Dominator holding his arms up as the winner.Toolman is still down on the mat.
CBM:I guess that was a good match.Didn't see anything that impresed me but it was alright.
(Dominator is celebrating on the top turnbuckle as we go to commercial.)
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Xtreme Commercial:Who will be in the Undisputed Xtreme Championship Scramble match?Find out on Xtreme.
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(We come back to CBM in the ring again.We hear Hollywood Hogan's intro music.The crowd boos loud.He comes out with the International Championship in his hands.)
CBM:This match is a extreme match.Introducing first representing WAR and he is the International Champion Hollywood Hogan.
(Hogan gets in the ring and rips his shirt off.He picks up his title off the mat and holds it up.He's arguing with the crowd as we hear KOTD's intro music.)
CBM:Introducing next.He represents Smackdown and is the Xreme GM KOTD.
(We are waiting for KOTD to come out.We see nothing up the ramp.Hogan is asking the ref were he is.Then out of the crowd KOTD jumps in the ring with a singapore cane.He hits Hogan over the back with it.Hogan yells in pain holding his back as he falls to the mat.The ref calls for the bell.Bell rings.)
Match:KOTD continues to hit Hogan on the back with the cane.Hogan is yelling louder in pain.KOTD breaks the cane over Hogan's back.Pieces of cane goes everywhere.KOTD rolls Hogan over and punches Hogan's face multiple times.KOTD stands up and slips outside the ring.He looks under the ring.He brings out trash cans,a chair,and a tool box.He slips all the weopens in the ring then he rolls in the ring.Hogan is up now.KOTD grabs the trash can and tries to hit Hogan with it but Hogan hits a big boot through the trash can into KOTD's face.KOTD falls to the mat.Hogan bounces off the ropes and goes for a leg drop.But KOTD rolls out of the way putting a trash can where he was.Hogan leg drops the trash can.Hogan yells in pain.KOTD runs and grabs the toolbox.He brings out a screwdriver.
CBM:Now he's using tools.I thought Toolman was the only one that used tools.HAHA.
Match:KOTD gets on top of Hogan and stabs Hogan's head with it.He does it multiple times until he gets up.He throws the screwdriver out of the ring at CBM.The screwdriver sticks in the announce table.
CBM:HEY WHAT WAS THAT FOR?
Match:KOTD drags Hogan to the corner.He sits him in the corner and goes back outside.KOTD looks under the ring and pulls out a bowling ball bag.He throws it in the ring then he gets in.He grabs the bag and opens it taking out the bowling ball.He picks it up and looks at Hogan.He backs up and rolls the ball right into Hogan in the lower region.
CBM:OWWWWWW.That had to hurt.
Match:Hogan is holding himself is shock of what just happend.KOTD grabs Hogan's foot and drag him to the middle of the ring.He goes for the pin.1,2.....Hogan kicks out.KOTD grabs Hogan and brings him up.But Hogan knees KOTD in the mid section.Hogan grabs KOTD and picks him up hitting a back breaker over his knee.KOTD holds his back as Hogan gets up.Hogan takes of his belt and slings it in the air.Hogan goes to KOTD and smacks it across KOTD's back.KOTD yells in pain.Hogan continues to do it over and over.We hear smack after smack.Hogan stops and throws the belt down.Hogan walks over and picks up the chair.Hogan goes back over to KOTD and raises him up.Hogan goes to hit KOTD with the chair but KOTD ducks it.Hogan hits the ropes sending the chair back into Hogan face hitting him.Hogan backs up and knocks heads with KOTD.Both men fall to the mat.The ref check on both men.
CBM:Both men are down who.............WHAT.There's something going on it the back.
(We cut backstage to DX attacking Security.DX and security are throwing punches.HHH throws one into the side of the wall.Shawn Michaels hits a Sweet Chin Music on another one.Road Dogg and X Pac are punching somemore knocking them down.All security are down DX run inside the building.We cut back to the ring.)
CBM:NO NO NO GET THEM OUT.
Match:Both men are knocked out as DX run down the ramp.But out of the crowd more security come out.They grab DX holding them back.Hogan is yelling at DX.Then the lights go out.
CBM:What's going on?
Match:The lights come back on to see Hogan knocked out in the ring with a baseball bat laying next to him.
CBM:What what happend?
Match:KOTD gets up and looks at Hogan.Security is still holding back DX.KOTD looks up.KOTD runs to the corner and climbs it.He jumps off hitting a Death Swanton Bomb on Hogan.He then covers Hogan.The ref counts.1,2,3.The ref calls for the bell.Bell rings.
CBM:I can't believe this.But the winner is KOTD.
(We see DX punch the security knocking them down.They run to the ring and slide in.They help KOTD up.They raise his arms up.They celebrate with KOTD.)
CBM:I can't believe this.Hogan got robbed.If I find out who's responsable for this I will punish them.
(We see DX and KOTD pose in the ring on the turnbuckles holding up the DX arm signals as the show ends)










