Feast or Fired comes on with a huge fireworks display followed by black ice surrounding the arena.

Jim Ross: "Tonight we have huge night. With Kingdom Warrior, The Joker, Kevin Shaddix, Tana, Ecie and many more! So lets get started!"

Divasman comes out in the mascott suit on with a bag in hand.

Divasman: "Last week my partner betrayed me at the end of our match. But I forgive him. I think I'll walk away like the bigger man should. So this week I am booked with Smackdown in a match. But don't worry because...."

Booker T & Stevie Ray come out.

Booker T: "Listen little man. We don't have a match tonight but we want one. Something we can get out of it. Like a championship. So heres what were gonna do. Team 3D doesn't have a match neither. So right here, right now. We are challenging Team 3D for their championships here tonight!"

Smackdown comes out.

Smackdown: "Thats great guys. But I have a bone to pick with that man right there. So just give me a..."

Team 3D comes out.

Brother Ray: "Me and my brother looked at each other when you challenged us Booker and Stevie. It wasn't a should-we-accept look. It was look where we knew what both our answers were. We are Team 3D and WE DON'T MAKE DOWN FROM ANYTHING!"

Joker comes up on the screen.

The Joker: "You guys have just gave me an idea. I'm a busy man tonight so I'm gonna make it quick. I will grant Booker and Stevie the match but this week on Smackdown instead of Smackdown vs Divasman. It will now be Divasman and Team 3D vs Smackdown, Booker T and Stevie Ray!"

Everyone is in shocked as we go to Joker in his office. Casey comes in.

The Joker: "Baby..."

Casey: "Don't you baby me. Last week you hit me again. It's about time I leave you. And I am right now. Go with Maria. Bye forever!!"

The Joker: "Haha you're funny. You're with me for now. If Kevin gets the chance to beat me tonight and I lose then...sure I'll leave you alone. Until then suck it up."

Maria comes in the room.

Maria: "Something wrong baby? Oh yeah "shes" here."

Casey: "Shut up you lil hooker."

Maria: "Haha little hooker! Well let me show you a real hooker." Maria grabs Joker and makes out with him. Casey jumps on Maria. They go at it.

The Joker: "Hold on a second! If you two want eachother...sure you have it. It will now be you two vs eachother this week! Now lets get on with our first match!"

 

Tana vs Ecie for the Womens and Showdown Championships

Match: Bell rings and were off. Ecie charges at Tana by backing her back into the corner. Tana pushes her off her. Tana attacks Ecie with fists. Ecie and Tana are both going at it with fists. Ecie pushes Tana against the ropes. Tana bounces back and pushes Ecie. Ecie bounces back and punches Tana in the face. They both fall and go at it on the floor. Tana gets up and kicks Ecie in her spine. Tana locks on a head lock and turns it into hells lock looking move. Ecie wiggles her way out of it and puts on an head lock. Tana picks her up still locked on to that submission. Tana throws Ecie over the rope. Ecie is holding her leg on the outside. Tana goes outside and throws Ecie against the steel steps. Tana throws Ecie in the ring and Ecie hops up on here feet. She tries kicking Tana but Tana with a CYCLONE! She goes for a pin, 1...2...3!!!! Medics come out and take Ecie off in on a strecher. Tana holds both titles up in the air.

Cuts to the backstage.

The Joker: "Maria you ruined it. Now Casey is mad. I'm just gonna have to be more powerful to her now."

Maria: "Why do you even want her when you have this?" Maria dances around him. "Am I not hot enough?"

The Joker: "Yes you're very hot. I just want my wife back and I'm gonna get her."

Maria: "I can help you."

Cuts to the parking lot.

Match: Big Show is looking around for Shawn Michaels. Shawn runs up to Big Show and super kicks him onto a car. Show is spread out on the car as Shawn goes and grabs a chair. Shawn swings it at Big Show but he ducks and Shawn bashes in the car window. Shawn throws the chair out the way and picks up Big Show. He pounds Show into wall. Show bounces off it and falls to the ground. Shawn stomps on Show's hands and feet. Show reaches up and grabs Shawn's throat. Show gets up still hold onto Shawn. He throws Shawn against the wall. Shawn bounces his back off it. Shawn may have hit his head. Show gets Shawn and CHOKESLAM! Shawn is out of it as Show goes for a pin, 1...2...NO! Shawn kicks out somehow. Show gets up Shawn and throws him over his shoulder. He carries him to the arena elevator. He gets in and another camera runs up to record them as they get out. They are in cafe area and they go behind the kitchen. Shawn shoves Show off him and....SHAWN THROWS HOT GREASE IN SHOW'S FACE! Show covers his face. He is yelling out and swinging trying to hit Shawn. Shawn grabs a frying pan and...STRAIGHT IN SHOW'S HEAD! Show is almost out of it as Shawn bashes him in even more. Shawn throws away the pan and grabs a wooden spoon. The spoon straight across Show's head! Show is bleeding a little. Shawn gets Show and.....HE DIPS SHOW'S HEAD IN HOT GREASE! SHOW'S FACE IN BOILING! Show pushes him off and throws Shawn over the counter. He pulls Shawn along with him. Show's face is burnt red. Show throws him into a garbage can. Shawn yells in pain. Show pulls Shawn by his foot. He takes him to a cage. It is small but big enough for Shawn to get in. Show forces Shawn in it. He locks the door shut. Show takes the cage and Shawn to the pyro section. Big Show climbs up the ladder with HBK in the cage. Show goes over to the ledge. He throws Shawn 30 feet from the ledge. A bunch of pyro goes off as it explodes on impact. Theres so much that no one and see around. Show is clouded out. We see Big Show fall 30 feet off the edge. What happened? We see Shawn come out the fog of smoke. He looks down at Show. Show is out of it as medics come out and check on Show. The cage is empty. Shawn Michaels wasn't in it. The match is a forfeit. Winner: Shawn Michaels

The Joker shows up on the screen.

The Joker: "That is the second injury in one show. Shawn you knew what you were doing. So with that said...YOU'RE SUSPENDED!

Triple H runs out to Shawn. DX looks mad at Joker.

Goes to the back with Big Show and the medics.

They put him in the ambulance quickly.

Goes to the announce table.

Jim Ross: "I can't believe what we just saw. Big Show falling from 30 feet. And not only that Shawn being suspended. But the show must go on. We'll give devolopments on Show's condition as it comes in."

The Joker vs Kingdom Warrior in a Hell in a Cell match.

Match: Both men look at eachother as the cage lowers. Joker walks out of his corner and ties up with Kingdom Warrior. Warrior tries throwing Joker against the cage but he blocks it. Joker reverses it and instead Warrior tastes steal. Warrior falls to the ground and Joker quickly locks on the Hells Lock. Warrior reaches out his arms and legs trying to grab the ropes. He grabs it with his legs. Joker bashes in Kingdom's head with a forearm. JOKER IS TRYIN TO TAKE KINGDOM WARRIORS HEAD OFF! THE TWO COUSINS ARE GOING AT IT! Maria comes out and throws in a chair. Joker grabs it and is about to hit Kingdom with it when he stops. He throws it away. Joker with a high knee on Warrior. Warriors head hits against the bottom of the cage. He holds it as Joker locks on a leg lock. Warrior pulls both them to the bottom rope. Kingdom kicks Joker off him. Joker goes up to him and kicks him. Joker laughs sadistically. Warrior gets up and gets in Jokers face. Kindom Warrior is yelling at Joker because he killed his wife. Joker is yelling back psychotic things. Warrior jumps Joker as he turns around. Joker falls over the ropes. He hits the cell below. He climbs under the ring. He disappears as Kingdom looks under the ring. Joker is coming out on the other side. He stays hiden with a bat in hand. He walks up behind Kingdom Warrior and swings the bat at his back. Warrior goes down. Joker beats Warrior with the bat. He throws Warrior back into the ring. He goes in the ring and Warrior takes the bat from him. Warrior throws away the bat and a kick to the mid section. Kingdom Warrior sets up and CHECK MATE! (Piledriver) He goes for a pin, 1...2...3!!!!!

Winner: Kingdom Warrior

Joker grabs a mic as Kingdom Warrior goes out the ring.

The Joker: "Okay I lost. Congradulations Kevin. You get me in one more match. But its under my rules. My match. AND I WANT YOU IN A MONSTERS BALL MATCH! Let me show you how much of a monster I am! And I win I get Casey! IF YOU WIN THEN I'LL LEAVE YOU ALONE! BUT THATS NOT IT! IF YOU LOSE THEN YOU'RE FIRED! LET THE REAL GAMES BEGIN! BOOKER AND STEVIE IF YOU GUYS WANT THEM TITLES THEN YOU'LL HAVE TO EARN THEM! I'M TERMINATING THAT CONTRACT FOR THE MATCH!

-Commercial-

Kevin Shaddix: "Joker just screwed another person out there match. For what Joker? Me? What are you doing? You're doing a horrible job right now. I'm gonna do something about this. You're so cheap."

King Toolman comes out.

King Toolman: "Screw Joker okay? He's not your problem...I AM! Worry about Joker later on. Right now I have a match for that title. So lets get started!"

King Toolman vs Kevin Shaddix for the World Heavyweight Championship

Match: Bell rings and were off. Shaddix ties up with King and he powers him to his knees. Kevin locks on a head lock. King pushes Kevin out of it and he runs up against the ropes. King goes for a clothsline but Kevin ducks it. Kevin trips up King from behind with a knee. Kevin locks on a half boston crab. He pulls back as far as he can with it. King is pulling himself to the bottom rope and Kevin is forced to let go. Kevin stomps on King's left hand. He drops down and bends back his hand. King yells in pain. He rolls over and gets away from Kevin. Kevin walks back up to him. Kevin hits his foreleg into King's side. Kevin with an irish whip on King. King dodges Kevin's clothsline and King jumps up to the second rope. King jumps off it still in reverse and lands on Kevin. They are both down. Kevin may have crush a bone on that. WAIT! No I doubt it. He's now moving around. King slides out the side of the ring. Kevin pulls himself to a vertical base. King goes back in the ring with a trash can lid. King goes to swing it but Kevin takes it from him. He throws it down on the ground. King pushes Kevin and he lands on the referee. The referee is out cold. King grabs back the trash can lid and starts beating Kevin with it. There is red marks all over his back. Casey comes out yelling at King. She is trying to help King. Joker comes out with a pair of shackles. He cuffs her and she suprised. She didn't see him at all. It happened so quick. Joker begins dragging Casey to the backstage. Kevin pushes King off and runs after Casey. Joker quickly wraps the chain around her neck and Joker smiles. Kevin backs off for her safety. Joker removes the chain from her neck and pulls her into the backstage. Kevin runs back into the ring. King has the trash can in hand when Kevin spears King. Kevin gets up and pulls the referee over to them. He goes for a pin and the referee slowly counts.......1.........2.........3!!!!!!!!!!!!

Winner and STILL World Heavyweight Champion: Kevin Shaddix

We cut to the back with Joker and Casey.

Joker is pulling Casey by her neck and she is yelling out and trying to get away. She can't. He pulls her to a forklift and chains her down to it. Shes locked in place on the forklifts arms. Casey is on the very end of the forklift and as the arms are up. Casey is now standing on the arms in air. She is still being held by the chains. She struggles to breathe in the torture dome.

Goes back to the ring.

Triple H vs Mankind for the DX Television Championship

Match: Bell rings and were off. Mankind walks slowly to Triple H. He circles Hunter. Mankind attacks him from behind. Mankind is beating Triple H's back and neck. Triple H pushes him off. Triple H with a spear as he gets to his feet. Mankind is down as Triple H steps on his hands. Mankind yells out. Mankind is pulling his hair and trying to get Triple H off him. Triple H gets off. He runs up against the ropes and as he comes back he jumps over Mankind who is trying to get up. Mankind is up as Triple H comes back up to him....FLYING KNEE! Triple H just took out Mankind! Triple H drops down on his knees. He is looking down on the mat. He looks over at the DX Television Championship and he gets back up. He begins pounding in Mankind's ribs with his feet. Triple H wipes away the sweat from his forehead. Triple H bashes in Mankind's face with his fist. Mankind shoves him off when...TRIPLE H THROWS HIM OVER THE TOP ROPE AND ON TO THE FLOOR! Triple H slowly walks outside and goes up to Mankind. He throws him back into the ring. Triple H gets him up and.....PEDIGREE! He goes for the pin, 1...2...3!!!!!!!!!!

Triple gets up and puts on a mic.

Triple H: "Well Joker wants to mess with DX. I'll mess with Joker." Triple H begins taking out many weapons from under the ring and throws them all over the place. "I hope that Kevin uses every single one of these weapons. I hope Kevin ends Joker's life! Joker has done so much to ruin Smackdown and Kevin thats it not funny. Its time for the Smackdown roster to take a stand. I'm gonna get a few of my people together and we'll show Joker what we think of him."

-Commercial-

The Joker is in the ring.

The Joker: "It seems that Triple H has covered my arena with weapons. He has no idea what trouble he's in now. But I have an announcement before I bring out Kevin. I just updated our little contract for this match. ITS NOW FOR THE WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP!"

Kevin Shaddix comes out to the ring.

Kevin Shaddix: "What did you do with Casey?"

The Joker: "Shes here. Let me go get her." Joker walks to the backstage and comes back out a minute later. He rides out the forklift. She is still attached to it. She is fading in and out of it. Kevin is in shock. Joker climbs up on the forklift and pulls back on the chains. Blood pours out Casey's mouth.

Kevin Shaddix: "LET GO OF HER JOKER!"

The Joker: "Relax. She'll be fine. As long as shes awake enough to keep her feet on those arms she won't hang herself. Shall we get started? Bring out a referee!"

The Joker vs Kevin Shaddix in a Monsters Ball match for the World Heavyweight Championship

Match: The Joker slowly walks into the ring. Kevin uncovers a screw driver hiden in knee pad. He charges at Joker with it. Joker kicks Kevin's hand and he drops it. Joker kicks the screw driver out the ring. Kevin clothslines Joker over the top rope. Joker lands back first on to a steel chair. He yells loudly. Kevin gets out the ring and begins placing some of the weapons in the stands. Kevin gets the chair from under Joker and smashes in his foot. Joker pulls away from Kevin. Kevin looks at Joker sadisitly. Joker has a flash of fear in his eyes. Joker kicks Kevin off him and Joker uncovers brass knucks in his knee pad. Joker limps to his feet and bashes in Kevin's face with the knucks. Joker begins grinding the knuckles across Kevin's head. A small cut is made at the top of his head. Joker uses his finger nail to scrap Kevin's sclape. Kevin yells out as blood pours from his wound. Casey is awake some and yelling for Kevin to get up across the ramp. Kevin pulls on Joker's PPV special black hair. Joker lets go as he starts dragging Kevin across the mat. Joker walks down from the steps and walks closer and closer to Casey. Joker is next to Casey and he gets in the forklift. He drives it down the ramp. Casey struggles to keep her balance on its arms. Joker gets out the forklift and gets a golf club from under the ring. Joker takes it to Kevin's back. Kevin feels a bone pop in his spine. He is lying motionless on the mat. Kevin pulls himself to Joker and pulls on Joker's leg. Joker steps on Kevin's hand. Joker walks outside the ring and grabs a guitar from the side of the ring. He takes it in the ring. Kevin is pulling himself up. He is to his feet as Joker hits Kevin right across the skull with the guitar. It breaks into a lot pieces. Jacoby Shaddix comes out to the ring with a gasoline can. He sets it on the side of the ring. Joker goes to grab it when Jacoby points down the ramp. Oracle Zero comes out and attacks Joker with a steel chair. Joker is left out of it. Kevin Shaddix walks over to Joker and sets up for the spear. Everyone except the main guys walk out the ring...KEVIN GETS IT! KEVIN WITH A HUGE SPEAR! Joker crawls to the ropes and climbs out the ring. He begins walking through the crowd. They are yelling offensive things to Joker. Joker goes into backstage area. Kevin Shaddix follows him. Kevin picks up a hammer end and runs after Joker with it. He hits him in the back of the head with it. Joker goes down. Kevin begins beating Joker repeatly with the hammer end. He throws it at a glass mirrior in the hallway. Kevin grabs a piece of glass and puts it in Joker's mouth. Joker head is bleeding. His body is being cut by the broken glass. Joker spits out the glass and pushes Kevin off him. He begins crawling away from Shaddix. Joker crawls down stairs into the production room. Joker uses the production counter to pull himself up. He accidently knocks out the show for a few seconds. They get it back up a few seconds later. Joker grabs the wires from it and waits on Kevin. Kevin throws his body through the door. Joker wraps the wire around his neck. Kevin is litterally dying. He is being choked out by the wire. Kevin takes a pocket knife and tries cutting the wire. He does it. Joker rolls over to the side of the studio. He disappears into the dark shadows. Kevin uses the stage controll's crutch to lift himself up. Kevin begins limping up the stairs with the crutch. Joker is no where in sight. Kevin picks up the crutch and starts walking down the hallway. Joker runs out a room and goes to attack Kevin but he misses and Kevin hits him in the ribs with the crutch. Kevin hits Joker repeatly with the crutch. He throws away the crutch. Kevin walks Joker through the car arena entrance. They get to the end and....KEVIN THROWS JOKER THROUGH THE GLASS SIGN! Glass breaks all around as Joker runs off. He hides under the stage. He holds a pyro device in his hand and.....HE SETS IT OFF AS KEVIN IS ON THE STAGE! KEVIN IS A BURNT BUN! Joker drags him down the ramp and looks straight at Casey. Joker lays Kevin on the steel steps. Joker delivers fists Kevin's skull. Kevin pushes him off him and Kevin gets off the steps. Kevin looks at Casey and then looks at Joker....KEVIN WITH A SPEAR THROUGH THE BARRIER! Kevin and Joker is out of it. Joker pulls himself in the ring a few minutes later. He goes over to the ropes and....CHRIS THE CURSE IS BACK!!! JOKER CALLS OUT CHRIS!!! Chris comes out and starts smashing in Kevin's knees with a steel pole. Oracle Zero runs through the crowd and runs off Chris. Kevin hops his way in the ring. Joker is walking over to Kevin when....KEVIN CLOTHSLINES JOKER OVER THE ROPES THROUGH A TABLE!! Joker isn't moving. Kevin goes over to the ropes and......SWANTON BOMB OVER THE ROPES!!! They both aren't moving. Joker is back in and HELLS LOCK!!! Kevin is struggling to get out of it. Kevin reaches under the enough to grab kendo stick. KEVIN WACKS JOKER OVER THE HEAD WITH IT! AND AGAIN AND AGAIN!! Kevin gets up and gets a table from under the ring. He throws it in the ring. He goes in the ring and sets it in the corner. Joker starts climbing up the apron and he climbs up the turnbuckle with the table in. Kevin walks over to him and JOKER JUMPS DOWN WITH THE TABLE IN HAND!! The table breaks and we see Joker covering Kevin....NO NOT LIKE THIS!!! JOKER CAN'T WIN!!!!!! Kingdom Warrior comes from under the ring and pulls Joker out. KINGDOM WARRIOR WITH A SUCKER PUNCH ON JOKER!!!!! Kevin is in the ring and is at the top of a 20ft ladder and looks straight at Casey. He then looks at Joker and SWANTON BOMB!! Kevin is pulling himself to his feet. He grabs a long chain from under the ring and wraps it around Joker's neck. He is treating him like he was treating Casey. Kevin uses the chain to pull Joker to his feet. Kevin with a kick to the mid section and.....TWIST OF FATE!!!! Kevin then goes over to Casey and gets her down from the forklift. Casey grabs the chain and starts beating Joker in his back with it. She wraps it around his neck and chokes him. Kevin pulls her off Joker and Kevin gets him up. KEVIN WITH A SPEAR!!! JOKER ISN'T MOVING AT ALL!!! Kevin goes for a cover, 1....2....3!!!!!!! Casey grabs the title and wraps it around Kevin's waist. She raises his hand as he kisses her.

Winner and STILL World Heavyweight Champion: Kevin Dakota Shaddix

The show fades as Kevin and Casey walk to the back with Kevin's arm around Casey.