As soon as the show comes on, fireworks explode on the entrance stage.  The lights come on and the whole arena is shown.

Eric: "I have a feeling that this show is going to be one for the history books.  So much action, so many great stuff is happening, I can't wait for it.  Speaking about great, we have the star who is in his home country......BRET HART!  Here he comes!"  Hart comes in the ring with the same Toronto shirt as last week.  The fans are on their feet cheering like never before.

Bret: "Now these people know true talent!"  The fans cheer more.  "I am in my home country.....the greatest country in the world.....CANADA!  Do you know why Canada is above the United States and not below like Mexico?  That's because Canada excels better than the United States in everything.....and we Canadians like to be on top in bed too....if you know what I mean!"  The crowd cheers.  "Now last week I was in a very awkward, a very disgusting situation.  It was McMahon 101, Sami, and Stone Cold Steve Austin in the ring.  What do all of them have in common?  Well they all have balls and all act like a low budget movie!  I mean their special effects are worse than The Undertaker's.  Also, we were in a city in the U.S......which makes for a bad atmosphere in the first place.  But tonight is a different story.  Tonight I am going after something I deserve more than anyone.  I am going after the OWC Title!  The Title that I WILL win in my home country!  This is not the poor, the fat-like country of The United States....but this is Canada....the city where Talent is shown!"  Just then Olympic music is played.  IT'S KURT ANGLE!  He comes to the ring.

Kurt: "Wow, you are funnier than Jay Leno!  You are saying that America is the worst country in the world.  I didn't know this was April Fool's Day!"

Bret: "It's not.....the only fool here is you!"

Kurt: "Oh Bret, you see, America is the place for the free.  America gives you opportunities.  It gives you so much!"

Bret: "Yeah, it gave me a lot when I was just jobbing to some small stars.  But I got my chance from an Australian GM, a GM who hasn't even set on America soul.  That was King of the Dead!  Americans don't give anything to anybody!  But this is not America, this is Canada!  So while it is run by a idiot American, we aren't in America!"

Kurt: "But I won an Olympic Gold Medal!  I, as an American, won it!"

Bret: "Good for you, but you aren't called The Best There is, The Best There Was, and The Best There Ever Will Be!"

Kurt: "Well either are you anymore!"  Just then music plays and....STONE COLD!  He comes down the ring in his signature walk.  He comes quickly in the ring and......STUNNER on Bret!  Bret's down!  Austin gets up and.....STUNNER to Angle!  The crowd booed but then cheered!  Austin gets up and waves for some beers!  (Commercial)

In the back is Bret Hart in McMahon 101's office.

Bret: "You listen and you listen to me now!  I am in my home country.....Canada!"

McMahon 101: "Yeah, I heard that quite a lot!"

Bret: "I don't want to be humiliated in my home country.  Stone Cold stunnering me was immature and uncalled for!  I beat him fair and square at Fanaversary.  I am done with him, but he goes ahead and attacks me.  You need to punish him NOW!"

McMahon 101: "Okay, here's what I am going to do.  I will punish YOU if you go ahead and talk like that to me again!"

Bret: "Wait...what?  That is not fair.  I am The Best There is....."  101 interrupts.

McMahon 101: "And so am I.....now get out!"  Bret looks furious.  He lets a huge breathe out and then walks out.

Heyman: "Well we are in Toronto with a sold-out crowd of OVER 20,000 fans.  This is the largest crowd in OWC history!  It has already heated up here.  But we need to get out our first match."

• 1. Ssj5vin (Champ) vs. Tha Truth "The Instant Classic"

The TFC 24/7 Champ, Ssj5vin, comes to the ring.  Then the #1 Contender for the title comes out.  This is a non-title match.

The match starts and both tie-up.  But SS does a kick to the gut to break the tie-up.  He then pokes the eyes of Tha Truth.  He throws him in the ropes....he comes back and ducks a closeline.  SS turns around and....WHACK....a knife edge chop to SS's chest.  He then does another as it echoes the arena.  He throws SS in the ropes now.  Tha bends over to back body drop him....but SS kicks him in the chest.  He bounces up and.....WHAM....a thunderous closeline!  SS covers: 1-2-OH!  Both get up and do right hands to their faces.  SS ducks on and tries for an uppercut forearm.....but Truth backs up.....then a dropkick from him!  Truth covers: 1-2-OH!  Both get up and Truth throws SS in the corner.  He runs to him....but SS lifts his feet up to hit him in the face.  SS runs behind Truth....grabs his head.....NECKBREAKER!  SS runs into the ropes.....Truth rolls on his stomach....SS jumps over him and continues to run....Truth jumps up....SS runs to him....Truth does a hiptoss!

Truth goes and climbs the corner.  SS gets up and.....missile dropkick!  Truth gets up and goes to the corner again.  SS gets up....Truth jumps.....WAIT.....a cross body was blocked as SS caught him in mid-air.  He puts him on his shoulders......throws his feet out behind him.....TKO......BUT WAIT......Truth landed on his feet.  He grabs SS's arms....twists him around and.....WHAM....Killswitch!  Truth covers: 1-2-WAIT....Xtremeonelita comes down the ramp and jumps on both stars.  DING, DING, DING!  Xtreme gets Truth up and punches him in the face.  She throws him in the ropes....he comes back....she jumps in the air and.....Hurricanrona!  Truth flies out of the ring.  SS slowly gets up.  Xtreme waits and....DDT!  Xtreme pulls him by the corner and climbs.  She's up and......GOOD GOD.....Moonsault!  She stands on her feet and points to the TFC 24/7 Title.

Heyman: "Well even though Truth is challenging for the title....I don't think Xtremeonelita is done fighting for it."  (Commercial)

CBM is in the back.  He is in a small room.  It has a blue background but the surrounding areas are dark.  He begins to talk.

CBM: "I have been a victim of a serious, brutal, deadly crime.  This crime can't be matched by anything that has happened before.  Someone tried to take me out.  Someone tried to kill me.  Someone doesn't want me here, and I will find out.  Of course there are people who are saying that he did it or she did it, but I am going to find out for myself.  On War, I am going to search for the suspect.  I don't know who it is, but I will find out.  I don't know why they did it, but I am going to find out.  You listen to me and listen to me NOW......no one can destroy me!  No one can take me out!  I am the leader of the biggest faction in this company's history.....NWO!  I am not going down yet.  I will continue my wrath and take over this show and then TFC!  I will take out the 101 family.  This company needs to be run by a leader, a person who can take anything....and that's me!  Because I am CBM: Remarkable, Sensational, Absolutely Phenomenal."

Eric: "That is so right!  Whoever took out CBM....will pay!  Maybe it was even you Heyman!"

Heyman: "Well you know if I could shoot someone....you would know who it would be!"

• 2. Saleem w/ The Real King of Kings vs. The King of Kings w/ The Flaming Money (Champs)

The OWC Tag Team Champs are in the ring.

The Flaming Money: "As you guys can all see, I am racking up the money like a owner of a business, but then the government comes and takes my money and gives it to the less fortunate.  But that doesn't matter because by each passing week, I get more and more.  With these titles, I get more money than ever.  I mean I am already ahead of my partner's opponent as he hasn't held a single title.  That's why money isn't money until it's in my hands!"  The Real King of Kings comes down with Saleem.  Saleem gets in the ring.  Real King and Money are outside the ring.

The bell rings and Saleem quickly does a kick to the gut of King.  He then slaps his head in a cocky fashion.  King stands straight up and WHAM....slaps the face of Saleem.  Saleem looks away....rubs his face....turns to King.....WHAM....a hard right hand.  He then continues with another right....and then another!  Saleem throws him in the ropes....but reversed.  Saleem comes back and King grabs Saleem's head....and RAMS it down on his knee.  Saleem bounces up and King does a closeline!  Saleem comes up quickly though.  King turns around.....BAM....a knife edge chop to his chest.  Saleem then lifts King up and....atomic drop.  Saleem backs up then and....dropkick!  Saleem covers: 1-2-NO!  Saleem then goes to King's head and does a headlock.  He wrenches his head back cutting off the circulation!  King gets to his feet and nails elbows to the gut of Saleem.  He breaks the hold.  King grabs Saleem and throws him in the ropes....he comes back and....SPINEBUSTER!  King taunts and the crowd cheers.  Saleem gets up and King kicks him in the gut.  He sets up the Pedigree.....but Saleem pushes King back.  Saleem is on his knees.  King turns to him....but Saleem comes up and gives him a back body drop.  King gets up and Saleem tries to lift him up....but King slides behind him and then picks Saleem up for.....a back suplex.  King gets up and goes to the top rope.  He sets it up....JUMPS.....GOOD GOD....Frog Splash....but Saleem put his knees!  It catches King in the gut.  He is in pain!  Saleem gets up and then his opponent up.  He puts King on his shoulders and......GOOD GOD.....F-5!  Saleem covers: 1-2-3!  Winner: Saleem with The Real King of Kings

Real King comes in the ring and stomps on King.  But Money comes in and pushes Real King away.  He does that....but Saleem turns sideways and......BAM....Sweet Chin Music!  Money falls instantly.  Saleem puts on a cocky smile....shakes his head....and walks away.  (Commercial)

In the back is Ultimate Warrior.  Saleem walks by him.  Warrior goes to him and stops him.

Warrior: "Saleem.....with the OWC Tag Champs being defeated 2 weeks in a row by NWO stars, are you going for the titles?"

Saleem: "Let me tell you something.  There is no reason why I should go after that.  I mean seriously.....the tag titles?  NO!  If I wanted to be tag champs, I would have still stayed with my idiotic brother and sister.  I am the most underrated star on this show.  I-Am-The-Highlight-of-this-Show!  I-Am-The-Very-Best!  And you will see that soon.....but until then.....ta ta!"  The camera goes back to Poison and Bryant in the locker room.

Bryant: "The Brood X is in action again.  We won last week and we will do it again tonight.  But Poison, we need to step this NWO thing up."  Bryant looks at the camera.  "We are challenging the OWC Tag Champs for your titles!  That's right....me and Poison against you 2!  We beat you last week and we will do it again!"  He looks at Poison.  "But we have a match tonight that we need to focus on.  With your mind games and my strength, we are the most dominate team.  We are in a handicap match, but that won't matter.  It's time for the NWO to run wild so that we can finally get what we want."  Becky is in the ring.

Becky: "Alright, I want to give an old friend a visit.  I haven't talked to her for awhile.  This person.....well.....Sharona!"  Sharona comes down the ramp and into the ring.  The fans cheer.  "Why Sharona, how are you doing?"

Sharona: "I am fine, how are you?"

Becky: "I am good, thanks.  Now come on....sit down."  There are 2 bar stools in the ring.  Becky sits down and Sharona sits down too.  "Now Sharona, how's life been treating you?"

Sharona: "It's been fine....really, it has."

Becky: "Good....good.  Now let's talk about your career for a little bit.  How about the Tough Enough Title.  You lost it at Fanaversary....how has that effected you?"

Sharona: "Well I am totally fine about it.  But I would like to announce it right here that I am determined and I am set to become main event level.  That's right....I am going to become a main event star and one day win the OWC Title!"

Becky: "That's a big goal....truly it is!  Good luck with that.  But now let's talk about your personal life.  Just for a second now.  Have you been getting along with people in the back?"

Sharona: "OH yeah!  I consider myself a veteran here.  I wish the new people luck and I am making new friends and helping them along the way."

Becky: "That's nice.  You seem like a nice person....you really do.  Now do you do to get along with them?"

Sharona: "Um.....well we talk and...."  Becky buts in.

Becky: "And hug?"

Sharona: "What?"

Becky: "Sorry, go ahead and continue."

Sharona: "Well we talk and play games and....." Becky interrupts again.

Becky: "And Kiss?"

Sharona: "What are you talking about?"

Becky: "Sorry, I tend to talk to myself sometimes.  Sorry, please continue."

Sharona: "Well that's basically it.  You know, just friend stuff."

Becky: "That's it?"  Becky stands up dramatically.  "Are you kidding me?  That's it?  NOTHING ELSE?"

Sharona: "No, that's about it?"

Becky: "Well do you have any crush on anyone?"

Sharona: "What kind of question is that?"  Becky starts to yell.

Becky: "Come on....just say it!  The King.....The Real King of Kings!!!!"

Sharona: "What about him?"

Becky: "You know exactly what about him.  Come on, we all know!  Just spit it out!"

Sharona: "WHAT?"

Becky: "You like him....YOU LOVE HIM!  You hug, kiss....you are all over him!"

Sharona: "You Know....."  Becky puts her hand on Sharona's mic and she stops talking.  Becky drops her mic....grabs the stool......GOOD GOD ALMIGHTY......WHAM, BAM, CRASH.....Smashes it over the head of Sharona!  She falls unconscious.  Becky gets down to Sharona's face and grabs a mic.

Becky: "Do you get what I am saying NOW?"  Becky slowly gets up....steps over Sharona and looks on!  (Commercial)

JYP, the Tough Enough Champ, is in the ring.  Jeff Hardy comes out.  He's still a little banged up from his match against CBM.  Then AM Punk comes out.  The crowd boos.  Just then.....WOW....CM PUNK!  He comes to the ring.  AM starts the match against Jeff.

• 3. Jeff Hardy & JYP (Champ) vs. AM Punk & CM Punk

The match starts and AM quickly does a kick to Jeff.  He does a side kick to his ribs.  He picks him up and....body slam.  AM then jumps....and leg drop.  He then gets up and does it again.  He covers: 1-2-OH!  Both get up and AM throws him in the corner....but Jeff runs up it and.....WOW....Whisper in the Wind!  Jeff's back is hurting.  He gets up and so does AM.  Jeff throws him in the ropes.  He comes back but ducks a closeline.  Jeff turns around.....GOOD GOD.....a roundhouse kick to the side of Jeff's head and it knocks him down.  AM grabs his leg and....half boston crab!  He is tugging and pulling back.  But Jeff is fighting and....gets to the ropes.  AM lets go and....TAG: CM Punk.  CM gets in and stomps away on Jeff.  He gets him up....but Jeff does a right hand to him.  He kicks him in the gut....but CM catches his foot.  But....WHAM....Jeff with an enzigiri.  He crawls to the corner and....TAG: JYP.  He comes in and attacks CM.  He kicks him in the gut and....vertical suplex.  He runs into the ropes and....senton splash.  He covers: 1-2-NO!  JYP gets him up....but Punk pushes him in a corner.  He does some shoulder tackles.  He tries to lift JYP up on the top....but JYP pushes him away.  JYP runs to him.....BUT....a scoop powerslam!  CM goes and....TAG: AM Punk.

Heyman: "Well here it is....these 2 facing off.  A rivalry that really is heated right now."

AM gets JYP up and....right, left, right, left, right, left hands.  Then a side kick to the ribs.....a spinning kick to his gut.....then a backhand to the face.  JYP falls back and bounces off the ropes.  He comes back to AM....but he lifts him up.  He has him on his shoulders and is looking for....GTH (Go To Hell).....but JYP slides behind him.  AM turns around and.....BAM...Spinebuster from JYP.  JYP then motions and gets AM up.  He signals for the ending.  He sets the pedigree....but AM takes JYP's legs out from underneath him.  AM then holds on and.....catapult....JYP's face goes right into the corner.  CM runs in and.....baseball slide to the legs of Jeff who....BAM....hits his head off the ring apron and he flies backwards.  JYP comes back to the middle of the ring....lifted by AM and.....GTH (Knee to face).  Cover: 1-2-3!  Winner: AM Punk and CM Punk.

Eric: "Well the Punks win it, but can AM do that when he faces JYP in their final, end all match?"  (Commercial)

McMahon 101 is in his office.  Stephanie, Linda, and Shane are by him.

McMahon 101: "Now I got a couple things to say.  First of all, Sami...what happened?  I mean last week you won, but you got hit in the head with a lead pipe.  Yes, you can say that was me, but it was for your own good.  It wasn't to harm you....really.  I mean lead is a natural element.  It's from the earth....just like water, soil, food, air.....it's all from it.  And we all know nothing from the Earth will hurt us.  So I think you are over exaggerating this.  I just hope that the earth elements are naturally balanced in you.  But now I have some announcements concerning OWC's Bloody Night.  We are going to have.....Poison and Bryant vs. The Flaming Money and The King of Kings in an OWC Tag Title Match.  Next, it's Saleem vs. Jerichoholic for the TFC Championship.  Yeah, is that shocking?  Now around and around we go.  I now come to CBM.  You CBM.....well you may be hurting more than ever.  You may even have some injuries.  An injured neck, back, arm, head, and even heart....but it won't matter.  Because you are competing at Bloody Night.  OH YES YOU ARE!  And if you don't.....well we don't want you go get shot again.....do we?  So healthy or not....be ready.  But as in our main event.  This match is brand new!  Never seen before.  It is built for people who are strong, people who have endurance, and people who can mentally stand brutality.  And this match.....the participants are.....well whoever wins the title tonight vs. Poison vs. Bryant!  That's right....Bryant and Poison are in 2 matches....and it's all NWO stars!  The destruction of NWO will end!  IT WILL!"

Eric: "What?  This is totally unfair!  Bryant in 2 matches?  Could 101 be more sadistic?  Can he be crueler?"

Heyman: "Well what I learned, there are more matches for the PPV to come, so everyone stay tuned."

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• 4. Bryant & Poison vs. StreetHawk, Jerichoholic, and Captain Pwnage in a 3-1 Handicap Match

Bryant starts out the match against Jerichoholic.  Both walk around the ring and try to lock-up....but Bryant nails JJ in the face with a punch....then he kicks him in the face.  JJ quickly falls.  Bryant gets him up and....already has him up for My Terminated Soul (3 backbreakers).  Bryant covers: 1-2-OH!  Bryant gets angry and gets JJ up.  He throws him in the ropes.....but JJ comes back and ducks the closeline.  Bryant turns....CODEBREAKER!.....but Bryant let JJ fall on his back.  Bryant yells to Poison for the bat.  He throws Bryant it.  JJ gets up using the ropes....turns around.....WHAM....bat right into gut!  Ding, Ding, Ding!  Bryant then BASHES it right on the back of JJ.  He is in agony.  Bryant then runs to his opponent's corner.  They both get off the apron....but then the lights go out.  They come back on and....POISON is right behind them.  They turn and see Poison.  Both run back into the ring and get up.  Bryant is staring in their faces and.....WHAM, BAM.....hits both of them in the gut with the bat.  StreetHawk stands straight up and.....SMASH....hits his head.  He turns to Captain and hits it on his back and he falls.  Poison comes in the ring and both Bryant and Poison stand in the middle.  Bryant gets a mic.

Bryant: "You guys have to be dumber than we though.  I mean everyone could see that we didn't care about this match.  We already got our title shots coming, we don't need to face you.  We just helped Saleem out into winning the TFC Title easier.  We could have cared less about this match.  It's all about punishment and rewards....and we got them BOTH!"  (Commercial)

5.   vs. for the

The crowd boos Sami as she comes out.  The crowd cheers for Bret.  And each punch, each kick, each move, they cheer for Bret and boo Sami.  The match starts and both tie up....but Bret quickly slides behind Sami and...german suplex.  They cheer.  Bret goes and pats Sami on the head.  She gets up and walks around the ring.  Both go and lock up....but Sami does a cheap shot by kicking Bret in the stomach.  He pounds on his back and then....neackbreaker.  Sami gets up and raises her arm.  She stands and then....GOOD GOD.....Standing Shooting Star Press!  She then gets back up and has her back to him and.....Standing Moonsault.  Cover: 1-2-OH!  Sami gets Bret up and throws him in the ropes.....he comes back only to stop in his tracks.....grab Sami and....belly to belly!  Great counter!  Bret goes and locks on Sami's head for a headlock....but Sami quickly gets up and rolls forward so Bret rolls over her releasing the hold.  Both get up and.....dropkick from Sami!  Both get up again and Sami punches him in the face.

She whips him in the ropes....he comes back and....armdrag!  Both get up and armdrag again.  Both get up....but this time Bret kicks Sami in the gut before the armdrag and then....suplex.  He gets up....runs in the ropes....and knee to her face.  He gets up.....and does it again.  He covers: 1-2-OH!  He pounds on the mat in frustration.  He gets her up and throws her HARD in the corner....and she falls down!  Bret gets her up and....another belly to belly.  This time he runs in the ropes....and drop an elbow to her face.  She holds her face in pain.  He then climbs to the second rope and.....GOOD GOD....drops an elbow from there....but Sami caught him in the face with her boot.  He goes back and leans in a corner.  Sami lifts him up and places him on top.  She climbs.  She stands on the top rope.....jumps.....GOOD GOD ALMIGHTY.....Hurricanrona from the top rope!  Bret lands right on his back and neck.  Sami covers: 1-2-NO!  She gets up and he sits up on the mat.  Sami goes in front of him and....BAM....a running knee to the face.  She covers again: 1-2-OH!

Both slowly get up....but Bret goes down and grabs Sami's legs.  He twists and......SHARPSHOOTER!  He is tugging and tugging!  He's pulling and wrenching.  Sami is screaming and in pain.  She is in agony.  She crawls to the ropes....but Bret pulls back to the center.  She is hurting more and more.  She crawls again and....GOT IT!  1-2-3-4....the ref counts and Bret breaks the hold.  Sami uses the ropes to get up....but Bret goes behind her and.....GOOD GOD....german suplex!  She lands right on her neck.  He doesn't release and gets up.....german suplex!  Doesn't release and....german suplex with a bridge: 1-2-NO!  Bret is getting angry.  He goes and....Sharpshooter.....but Sami twists it and he hits his face right into the corner.  He comes walking out and Sami is up and.....Jumping Calf Kick!  He falls down and Sami pushes him to the corner.  She goes....jumps......GOOD GOD ALMIGHTY......Starship Pain....but Bret put his knees up!  Sami holds in stomach in pain.  Bret gets Sami up and sets it up and......GOOD GOD ALMIGHTY.....Piledriver!  Sami's head planted in the mat!  Cover: 1-2-3!!!!!

NOOOOO....ONLY 2!  Bret starts kicking the ropes....but then looks at the crowd and he knows he's in Canada.  He gets Sami....but she grabs his head and....inside cradle.....1-2-3!!!!!......NOOOO......ONLY 2!  Both quickly get up and....double closeline!  Both lye in the middle of the ring.  1-2-3-4-5-6-7-both get to their feet.  Both do right hands.....but Bret ducked one.....pushes Sami back and....BAM...hits the referee!  She also falls.  Bret goes outside and....grabs a chair.  He comes in.  Sami is checking on the ref but then gets up.  She turns.....BAM....hits her right in the gut.  He sets it down.  He sets her up and.....GOOD GOD ALMIGHTY.....Piledriver ON THE CHAIR!  Bret pushes the chair out of the ring.  The ref is knocked down though.  JUST THEN....a ref comes down the ramp into the ring.  1-2-3!  Winner and New OWC Champ: Bret Hart

Eric: "What?  This can't happen!"

Heyman: "Sorry, but it didn't!"  The ref notices Sami's leg is right under the ropes.  He signals off the bell to be sounded and tells them to continue!  Bret isn't happy at all.  Bret plants an elbow to Sami's head and covers: 1-2-WAIT.....Bryant comes down the ramp and pushes the ref out of the ring and....BAM...throws him against the barricade.  Bret gets up and spits in the face of Bryant.  The first ref is getting to his feet now.  Bret goes to Sami.  He leans down to pick Sami up....but she grabs his head again and....inside cradle: 1-2-3!  Winner and Still OWC Champ: Sami

Eric: "YES, YES, YES....now this is how it's suppose to work!"  Bryant comes in the ring and stares directly at Sami.  Both stare one on one.  Just then the lights go out.......gun shots are heard......the lights come back on.....and both Sami and Bryant are lying on the mat.....but LOOK.....Poison is standing in the middle of the ring with the OWC Title!  BUTTTT.......right behind him.....NO....NO......It's PAINKILLER!  Poison turns his head and.....BAM.....Killer grabs Poison by the throat.  Lifts him up and.....CHOKESLAM!