Smackdown comes on with a tremendous fireworks display.

Jim Ross: "Hello ladies and gentlemen and welcome to Smackdown!! Last week we found out some shocking news about Casey's baby might not be The Joker's baby too!!

Michael Cole: "Not only that but Joker later slapped Casey because of it. So, tonight were gonna have a test to see whose baby it is. But we will also determine what the gender is."

Jim Ross: "Until then...lets kick things off with a match!! This first match will be a Battle Royal and the winner will receive the Showdown Championship. Now, this championship is a version of the National and Television Champion morphed into one. It's just as good as the World Heavyweight Championship. Lets get started!"

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Showdown Championship~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Toolman vs Oracle Zero vs Tana vs Will vs Rated Enigma vs Divasman vs Painkiller vs John Cena vs Shelton Benjamin vs Hardyfan4life vs Erica

Match: Bell rings as Hardyfan and Rated Enigma form an alliance. They go straight after Divasman. Divasman ducks Rated Enigma's clothsline. Divasman gets Rated Enigma on his shoulders. Hardyfan saves Rated Enigma from being eliminated and delivers a thunderous punch to Divasman's face. We look on at a different part of the ring. Shelton Benjamin is fighting with Cena as Painkiller walks up to them. Painkiller tries going for a 05 on Cena but he wiggles himself away. Shelton grabs Painkiller and tosses him over the rope. He doesn't touch the floor as he holds on. Will walks up to Painkiller and Painkiller kicks him. He walks back into Erica and Tana. They both throw out Will.

Elimination: Will

Match: Match continues as Divasman goes after Erica. Erica with a kick to the mid section as Tana gets Divasman up for a cyclone and gets it. Painkiller gets up Cena and Benjamin and throws them over the rope.

Eliminations: John Cena and Shelton Benjamin.

Match: Oracle squares off with Tana. Oracle slaps Tana and then irish whips her to the ropes. Oracle goes for a clothsline as shes coming back but she ducks and irish whips Painkiller into Oracle. They both fall as Tana laughs. Erica tries throwing Tana over the rope but she holds on and flips Erica out the ring.

Elimination: Erica

Match: The match rolls on as Divasman goes after Rated Enigma and Hardyfan4life but Hardyfan isn't buying anything snf tosses Rated Enigma out the ring.

Elimination: Rated Enigma.

Match: Tana is starting to get up and goes after Divasman. Hardyfan goes after Painkiller...suprisingly. Theirs a few fights in the ring. We go to the Tana veruses Divasman one where things are getting exciting. Tana throws fists at him and gets him up for the cyclone. She tries cycloning him out the ring but Hardyfan pulls him off and...TKO ON DIVASMAN!! Oracle comes up on Hardyfan but Hardyfan with a kick to the mid section and Tana throws Oracle out the ring.

Elimination: Oracle Zero

Match: Toolman slithers his way into the fighting ground. Painkiller goes after him but he is tripped up and thrown out the ring by Painkiller.

Elimination: Toolman

Match: We rolls on as Tana grabs Painkiller and eliminates him.

Elimination: Painkiller.

Match: We go on as Divasman and Hardyfan fight. They fight hard as Tana watches on. Hardyfan clothslines Divasman over the rope and Tana sneaks up behind Hardyfan and throws him over the rope.

Winner and NEW Showdown Champion: Tana

Jim Ross: "I can't believe it!! Tana wins!!"

Michael Cole: "I know!! Tana wins the Showdown Championship!"

(Tana grabs a microphone and holds it up to mouth.)

Tana: "Wow. I wanna bring out my best friend in TFC...Erica."

(Erica slowly comes out.)

Tana: "No disrespect Erica. I had to get rid of you cuz I knew you were a threat and would do the same thing."

Erica: "Haha I would but don't worry about it. I'm chasing after some other gold."

Tana: "Good luck in that."

(Will comes out and takes the mic from Erica.)

Will: "Tana, you want me in a match? We'll have it!! At the Bloody Night!! What do you say?"

Tana: "I ACCEPT!"

Jim Ross: "You heard it!! Tana will defend the Showdown Championship against Will at Bloody Night!! We'll be right back!!"

-Commercial-

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Umaga vs Great Khali vs The Big Show.~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Match: Bell rings and were off. Big Show automatically goes after Khali but Umaga backs Khali into the turnbuckle. Show gets him and backs him away. Khali grabs Show and Show pushes his hands away from him. Khali with a big chop to Show!! Umaga walks up to Khali and tries picking him up but he doesn't get it and Khali big chops Umaga. Khali looks around at the battered men and pins Umaga...1...2..NO! He tries pinning Show, 1...2..NO! Khali is confused and picks up Umaga. Khali is about to lift him above his head when Show with a shot to the knee of him. Show drops Umaga from half the height of him. Khali walks over to Show and pounds his neck in with a forearm. Khali with a huge leg drop on Show's head! Khali goes after Umaga. Umaga ducks Khali's coming arm and grabs on to Khali's ribs. Khali is trying to get him away but Umaga puts his legs around Khali, puting all his weight on him. They both go tumbling down as Big Show comes over. Show with a big splash on both them! Big Show gets up them both and CHOKE SLAM!!!!!! Big Show covers Khali, 1...2...3!!!!!

Winner: The Big Show.

Goes to the back with Joker and Casey.

The Joker: "Babe I'm sorry that I hit you last week. What can I do to make it up to you?"

Casey: "You seriously think you can buy me off like this? You should be happy that I didn't call the police."

The Joker: "I know but please let me do something."

Casey: "Just shut up. There is nothing you can do right now."

Goes to the ring.

Triple H w/ Chyna vs Mick Foley.

Match: We are off as Mick Foley looks down at Chyna. HHH moves in on Mick and they tie up. Triple H powers him to his knees. Triple H locks in head lock like move. He goes for a DDT but Mick swings out of it. Mick goes for a clothsline but HHH ducks it and HHH trips up Mick. Mick is embrassed and mad and pulls out some of his hair. Mick goes to spear HHH and gets it. HHH is hurt as Chyna distracts Mick. Mick goes outside to Chyna. He picks her up and hits the double arm DDT on her. Mick reaches under the ring and grabs a mask. He takes off his other and replaces it with the Mankind mask. Mankind gets in the ring and grabs out a dirty, stinky sock. He grabs Triple H and jams in the world famous...SOCKO!!!!!!! Triple H is choking on the sock as Chyna is starting get up. Chyna gets up and kicks Mick off HHH. HHH gets up and sets up for a pedigree. And...HE GETS IT! GOES FOR A PIN!!! 1...2...3!!!!!!!!!!!!

Winner: Triple H w/ Chyna

Triple H: "Shawn! What happened to you man? We were great in DX and you dropped it for the stupid NWO!! I am reforming the DX, now are you in or out? Remember your friends!!"

Goes to backstage with Kevin and Maria.

Kevin Shaddix: "Maria I'm sorry to say but we won't work out. Its over."

Maria: "Why?"

Kevin Shaddix: "I don't have time for a girlfriend."

Maria: "Jerk!!"

Doctor: "It is now time to determine who the baby of Casey is. But first, we made Casey take a lie detector test. But we will see what the gender of the baby is right now."

(Casey, Joker and Khali are looking at eachother in the ring.)

Doctor: "Congratdulations Casey. Its a girl. Now...lets see who the father is....and it is....THE JOKER'S BABY!!! Casey also took a lie detector test. We asked Casey if she ever cheated on Joker with Khali and she said no. The lie detector determined she was telling the truth."

The Joker: "I'm so sorry baby. I shouldn't have doubted you."

Doctor: "I wasn't finished. We asked her if she ever cheated on you and she said no. She was lying."

(Kevin Shaddix comes out to a thunderous cheer.)

Kevin Shaddix: "It was me!!"

The Joker: "I don't believe you."

Casey: "It was. I was drunk. I'm so sorry."

The Joker: "What?" Joker is almost in tears as his paint smears. "I can't handle it anymore. Casey...whatever. I thought you loved me."

Casey: "Devo---" Joker walks out the ring as Casey slowly follows him. Kevin goes out the ring as the camera follows Joker into the back with Casey.

Casey: "Devon I'm sorry!!" Joker slams the door in her face as the next match starts in the ring.

Painkiller vs Toolman in for King of the Ring crown.

Match: Match begins as Painkiller runs up to Toolman. Toolman with a kick to the mid section and STUNNER!!!!!!! He locks in Wrench and Painkiller taps.

Painkiller runs out the ring and grabs a microphone.

Painkiller: "Fine!!! Keep my crown!!! I QUIT SMACKDOWN!!!!!!!"

We quickly go to a commercial

Kevin Shaddix vs Chris Jericho and Sting.

Match: Bell rings and we start. Jericho and Sting start attacking Kevin. Joker comes out with a referee shirt on a throws the referee out the ring. The Joker calls down the rest of the NWO. They come down and attack Kevin brutally. Kevin is almost beaten to a bloody pulp but no one is coming out to help him. The attack continues as Triple H runs out to the ring. He causes Joker to run out the ring but the rest stay and fight him. Shawn Michaels goes up to Triple H while he is fighting Jericho and sweet chin musics him. Jericho also in super kicked as Shawn goes the ring. What does this mean? Kevin slides out the ring and Joker runs up to him with a chair. He swings it at him and Chris the Curse runs out to him. He scares off Joker and the rest of the NWO. At last, Triple H, Chris, and Kevin stand tall in the ring as Kevin holds the belt above his head as Chris clothslines him and holds up the title above his head. The show fades out...