Smackdown comes on with no pyro. Joker is standing in the ring with Casey.
Joker: "Three days ago, at Fanaverasy, I lost one of the two things that means the world to me. As you can see, I didn't escape unharmed. I broke my arm badly. But, I ain't backing down. I want Kevin to come out so I can challenge him one last time tonight.
Casey: "Babe, thats not a good idea. You broke your arm and you're not 100%. Stay out this week please. You have something more important to think about."
Joker: "Which is?"
Casey: "I'm-I-I-I'm pregnant!!"
Joker: "What? Are you serious?"
Casey: "I was throwing up the last couple of days."
Joker: "Oh, my god. I've never been this happy" Joker kisses Casey.
Jim Ross: "Joker is gonna be a father!!"
Michael Cole: "I never thought this day would come!!"
Jim Ross: "On to other things. Tonight we are in Las Vegas with an attendance of 13,997. Tonight will be the Spin the Wheel Deal!! Lets go to the back with Maria to see what our first match is!!"
Goes to the backstage.
Maria: "I'm standing by with Godfather and The Great Khali. Lets see what kind of match their match will be contested under."
Maria spins the wheel.
Maria: "Looks like the match will be a kendo stick match!"
Goes to the ring
Justin Roberts: "The following contest is a tag team match!!"
Jim Ross: "This match was picked earlier before we went on the air."
Cryme Tyme comes out.
Justin Roberts: "Introducing first, Cryme Tyme!!"
Matt Hardy & Shannon Moore come out.
Justin Roberts: "Please welcome to Smackdown, Matt Hardy & Shannon Moore!!"
Match: Matt and Shannon taunt around the ring as the crowd goes nuts. The bell rings. Shannon goes to the outside. So does Shad. Matt and JTG start off. Matt locks up with JTG and quickly locks on head lock. JTG pushes out of it and Matt against the ropes. JTG goes for a clothsline but Matt ducks it. Matt stops and twist around to zone out JTG. Matt with a back roll up, 1...2-No. He doesn't get it. JTG shoots up at Matt. Matt still hip tosses him and knocks Shad from the apron. Matt is on fire. He vertical suplexes JTG. Matt goes up top. Shad pushes him down from the top turnbuckle but he lands on his feet. JTG goes to throw him into the ropes but...a reversal! Matt with a side effect!! Matt tags in Shannon Moore. Moore with swanton bomb off the top rope!! Goes for the pin, 1...2...3!!!!!!!!!!!!
Jim Ross: "Wow, what a quick win by Shannon Moore and Matt Hardy!!"
Michael Cole: "Will these two plan to stay together?"
Oracle Zero comes out.
Oracle Zero: "Great job. I'll be keeping my eye on you two. I would love to defend me and Chris' titles against you guys."
Matt Hardy: Grabs a mic "Then do it...next week!!!"
Oracle Zero: "Deal, just let me talk to Chris."
Jim Ross: "Did you hear that??!"
Micheal Cole: "Yes I did. Lets go to the back with Chris the Curse!"
Maria: "Chris, Joker told me earlier today that he has something big for you. What do you think it is?"
Chris The Curse: "I don't know, I hope it doesn't affect me defending my titles with Oracle."
Maria: "There you have it, back to you guys!!"
Justin Roberts: "The following contest is kendo stick match. The whole ring is covered with kendo sticks. Whoever knocks there oppenent out...is the winner!!"
Great Khali comes out.
Justin Roberts: "On his way to the ring, The Great Khali!!"
Godfather comes out with a kendo stick.
Justin Roberts: "Coming to the ring, Godfather!!"
Match: Godfather runs out to the ring and starts wacking Khali with the kendo stick. A shot to the head on Khali!! Khali grabs the kendo from him and throws it. Khali throws Godfather across the ring. Khali uses his foot to suffocate Godfather's head. Khali backs away from Godfather and he pulls another. Wack!! Godfather wacks the kendo against Khali's knees! Khali takes the kendo from him again the wacks Godfather in the eye with it. Godfather goes down and the crowd laughs at him. Khali gets him up and throws him into the corner pole. Godfather is almost out when Khali goes outside with the kendo. Godfather is still in the corner with Khali goes over to him. Khali wacks the Godfather hard with kendo. His head is sandwiched between the pole and kendo. Great Khali wacks him again and his out.
Justin Roberts: "Here is your winner, The Great Khali!
-commercial-
Comes back with Erica and Miss Curse in ring.
Justin Roberts: "Now, please welcome the Smackdown debuting...Trish Straus!"
Trish Straus comes out to the crowds roars.
Match: Erica automatically goes after Trish. Miss Curse just looks on at them fighting. Erica trys backing Trish into the corner but it doesn't work. Trish backs her into the corner instead. Trish trips up Erica and she lands on her face. Trish goes after Miss Curse with a bull dog. Trish stands big to the crowds cheers. Erica is up and attacks Trish from behind. Miss Curse is trying to get to her feet when...scissors kick by Erica!! She goes for a pin, 1...2...Trish breaks it up! Trish rams Erica into the top turnbuckle. Erica breaks from Trish and throws her out the ring. Erica seeks an oppurtunity to take out Miss Curse. Erica grabs Miss Curse but, a suprise roll up, 1...2....Erica kicks out! Trish rolls back into the ring. Miss Curse attacks Trish. She looks at Miss Curse like shes nuts. Trish throws Miss Curse out the ring. She is out cold. Trish is shocked on what she just did but Erica comes up and...SIDE EFFECT!!!!! Erica goes for the pin, 1...2...3!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Justin Roberts: "Here is your winner and new number one contender for the Womens Championship, Erica!!!"
Goes to the back with The Joker and Mean Gene.
Mean Gene: "Joker, just what do you have planned for Chris?"
The Joker: "I will not say until later tonight. But what I will say is I reviewed his contract and found something very interesting."
Mean Gene: "Can't wait!!"
Goes to Maria.
Maria: "I'm standing with The Owner and Will where they'll find out what match they'll be in right now!!"
Maria spins the wheel.
Maria: "Looks like it's gonna be Smackdown Challenge!! Ok, in this match, if you win, you will receive a special suprise. Its not a title shot or anything but it is worth it. I've seen it and I bet you guys will love it!"
Justin Roberts: "Coming to the ring...The Owner!!"
The Owner comes out.
Will comes out.
Justin Roberts: "On his way to the ring...Will!!"
Match: Bell rings and were off. Will ties up with Owner. Will throws down Owner. Owner gets up and spears Will into the ropes. Will punches him into the skull. Owner lets go in pressure. Will pushes Owner down and stomps on him. Will knees him in the skull. Owner pushes away his knee when it goes down again. Will picks up Owner to his feet. Will with a irish whip to the ropes. When Owner comes back, he goes for a clothsline but Owner ducks it. Owner curves his body and clothslines Will. Owner tries going up top but Will gets up and throws him off. Will quickly covers him....1...2....3!!!!!!!!!!!!
Justin Roberts: "Here is your winner, Will!!"
Mean comes out
Mean Gene: "Are you ready for your suprise? Your suprise is a lap dance from a TFC diva!!"
The referee comes in the ring and puts a chair in the middle of the ring. Will sits in it as a spot light appears on him. A lady appears in the shadows. You can't see her face. The dance is over as Gene grabs a microphone.
Mean Gene: "Are you ready to know who this lovely lady is? Lets see..."
The lights turn on as Will is turned around. The mystery woman is Tana. She is looking mad and swings against the ropes. She clothslines Will out the chair and he realizes who it is. Will slides out the ring and goes into the crowd. Tana's music plays as we go to commercial.
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Justin Roberts: "In the ring...Chris the Curse.
Chris is in the ring with Joker.
The Joker: "I told you I had something for you. And that is...a World Heavyweight Championship match. I hold a contract for that shot in my hand. All you have to do...is sign it.
Chris looks suprised and signs the contract.
The Joker: "Congradulations, Curse. You're a lucky man...besides having to face this man.
Painkiller comes out and Joker runs out of the ring. A steel cage lowers.
Match: Painkiller is in the ring and the cage is locked in place. Chris is looking around the cage and looks at Painkiller. Chris tries throwing Painkiller into the cage but it fails as Painkiller holds himself back. Painkiller knocks Chris back. Painkiller gets up Chris and rams him into the cage. Chris is getting beat bad. Painkiller steps on Chris' face. Chris yells in pain as Joker just looks at him. Joker reveals a pair of hand cuffs hiden in his jacket and cuffs Chris through the cage. Chris is trapped. Painkiller crawls out the cage door. The match is over. The cage starts to lift a bit and Chris is in mid air. He about 5 feet in the air and Painkiller and Joker strecth him out. Joker runs out the ring and gets a chair. He comes back in with it and is about to strike when...Oracle and Kevin run out to the ring. Joker drops the chair and runs through the crowd. Painkiller does the same. Kevin picks up the chair and throws it at Joker but misses. Oracle gets down Chris and checks on him. Joker and Kevin make eye contact in the distance as the show fades.



OOC: Sorry if you don't like this weeks show. I was in the doctors office today and yesterday. I didn't have much time to spend on it. Next weeks, I'll make it up.
The Joker aka DJ Dev07:26 PM EST