Fanvaverasy comes on with a huge fireworks display.

Rob Zombie is in the ring. Casey is in the ring crying.

Rob Zombie: "Tonight is the funeral of The Joker or as he was known outside the ring as, Devon. We will now get our guys to bring out him.

Men bring out Joker in his casket. Casey is crying hard as Rob hugs her.

Rob Zombie: "This was kinda unexpected for all of us. Last week I prepared a speech for a wedding and now...this. Lets bring out our guest attending the event.

NWO's Saleem, Real of King of Kings, Bryant, and Painkiller come out.

Smackdown's NWO follows out and surrounds the ring as Painkiller gets in the ring.

Rob Zombie: "Lets get started.---"

Kevin Shaddix interrupts and comes out.

Kevin Shaddix: "Lets face it. Joker isn't dead. I watched the footage of Joker's locker room last week and he didn't kill himself. He shot the floor and covered himself in fake blood. You all are in this aren't you?"

Casey: "Can you please shut up? We are trying to celebrate the life and carrer of Joker."

Kevin Shaddix: "First of all, those are the fakest tears ever. Let me see how dead he is."

Match: Kevin Shaddix opens up the casket and Joker sprays mist in Kevin's eyes. Everyone runs out the ring as Joker commands it. They all slowly walk backstage. Kevin wipes his eyes clean and gets a clothsline by Joker. Joker goes to outside and brings in a table. Kevin is up and a kick to the mid section. Joker drops the table and is twist of fated on the table. The table doesn't break. Kevin gets wooting to the crowd! The crowd goes nuts. Joker sits up like the Undertaker does. Kevin doesn't realize it and gets a fist to the chin. Joker sets up for a choke slam but Kevin punches Joker's hand and it sets him free. Kevin tries throwing Joker over the rope but he holds on. Kevin with a kick to the mid section through the ropes. He throws Joker to mat below. Joker lands on his ankle. Kevin really taunts around the ring as Joker gets to his feet. Kevin dives through the second rope onto Joker. He bends Joker's back into the announce table with how they land. Kevin gets up and throws Joker off the table. Kevin gets up on the announce table and taunts to the crowds loud cheers. Kevin climbs off the table and grabs Joker by the hair. Kevin is pulling Joker up the ramp. Kevin throws Joker into the stage where they come out. Joker's head is cut slightly on the impact. Kevin rakes at his wound. Joker thumbs Kevin's eye and he lets go. Joker gets to his feet and throws Kevin down the ramp. Kevin rolls down some as Joker grabs a caine from a crippled man in the crowd. Joker pounds in Kevin's knees in with the caine. Joker seems to enjoy it. Kevin is almost crying with how much he's getting beat. Joker throws away the caine into the crowd. Joker gets a cable from under the ring and chokes Kevin with it. Kevin knees Joker in the head. Kevin gets up and grabs the chair right from under Justin Roberts as he's getting up. Joker is getting up right behind him. Kevin delivers a chair shot to Joker's skull. And another to his ankle and throws it away. Kevin gets up Joker and throws him in the ring. Kevin gets in the ring and is setting up the table in the ring. He sets it up in the ring's corner. Joker is getting up right behind him. Joker throws Kevin's skull into the table. Kevin reverses and does the same. As Joker is coming back, Kevin side effects him. Joker is down as Kevin throws the table on Joker's body. Kevin goes up top. Joker quickly throws the table up, hitting Kevin's chin. Kevin spits out blood. Kevin gets down from the turnbuckle. Joker grabs Kevin's ankle as he's getting down. Joker trips up Kevin. Kevin's face hits the mat hard. Joker gets up and locks in a cross face on Kevin. Kevin is in the middle of the ring. Kevin crawls his way to ropes. He gets there and crawls out the ring. Kevin goes under the ring. Joker is looking and walking around for Kevin to show up. Finally Kevin shows but he is turned around Joker doesn't see it. Kevin turns him around and...SPEAR!!!!! Kevin places the table flat on Joker as he goes up top. SWANTON BOMB!!!!!!! THE TABLE IS BROKEN!!!!!!

Justin Roberts: "Here is your winner and new World Heavyweight Champion...KEVIN DAKOTA SHADDIX!!!!"

Jim Ross: "Kevin wins!! Kevin wins the belt!!"

Michael Cole: "Don't get to excited, JR. We still have two more rounds to go in this!" Kevin grabs a microphone.

Kevin Shaddix: "Wow, I know I still gotta walk out here two more times with this but I gotta say something. I couldn't wait. Joker, I knew you weren't dead. It seemed too good to be true. Next time think before disappiont the fans." Kevin leaves the ring.

Jim Ross: "Well, I guess he learned his lesson!"

Michael Cole: "Yes, indeed. Next up we got a match between Hardyfan4life and TheDivasman. Lets go down!"

Justin Roberts: "The following contest is a "I Quit" match where the loser leaves TFC!!"

Hardyfan4life comes out.

Justin Roberts: "Coming to the ring...Hardyfan4life!!"

Divasman comes out to the ramp.

Divasman: "Since some of OWC decided to show up for this I decided to grab myself a manger. Please welcome....J...Y...P!!!!!!!!

JYP comes out and they walk down the ramp. Divaman runs into the ring.

Match: The match starts off in a stormy way. They both deliver fists to eachother. Hardyfan with a quick clothsline. Divasman is quick to get to his feet, and another clothsline by Hardyfan. Divasman gets up a second time after it and is clothlined over the rope. Hardyfan taunts around the ring. JYP helps up Divasman. He helps Divasman back in the ring. Hardyfan slides out the side of the ring and throws JYP over the barrier, into the crowd. Hardyfan goes back into the ring and gets a tripped up by Divasman and his face hits the turnbuckle. JYP is up and hands Divasman a chair through the ropes. He turns around with the chair in hand. Hardyfan is standing, looking at Divasman. Divasman panics and tosses the chair to Hardyfan. JYP runs over to Hardyfan's side of the ring. JYP grabs Hardyfan's leg and he turns around and swings the chair at JYP. Divasman with a low blow and takes the chair from Hardyfan. Divasman with a shot to the skull. Divasman tosses the chair to the side. Divasman yells at JYP to hand him another weapon. This time, JYP hands him a trash can lid. Divasman gets it from him and he turns around and Hardyfan knocks it from his hand. Hardyfan rams Divasman into the steel pole. Hardyfan with a roll-up, 1...2...NO!! JYP pulls his leg. Hardyfan is getting tired of JYP and chases him out to the backstage. Divasman gets up on his feet and chases after them. JYP is long gone. Hardyfan is looking for Divasman and sees him. Hardyfan isn't seen by Divasman and he gets in golf cart. Hardyfan storms up to Divasman and slams him in between the golf cart and a wall.

Divasman: "I QUIT!"

It is over. Casey walks up with security and they have JYP cuffed.

Casey: "Well, you know what that means Divasman? Haha, no. You guys have been set up. You and JYP have. I am giving you guys a second chance. Go into that bathroom and see what you must do to keep your jobs."

Jim Ross: "I wonder what it is!"

Michael Cole: "I don't know but we are going on with our next match right now!"

Justin Roberts: "The following contest is a battle of bands face off! Now, in this face off, you the fans will decide who wins. Each band will play 1 song they have chosen for this. At the end, the band with a largest cheers wins! Introducing first, Papa Roach!!"

The Papa Roach comes out with some gear.

Justin Roberts: "Now introducing, Rob Zombie!!"

Rob Zombie comes out.

Justin Roberts: "Any words before we get started?"

They nod

Rob Zombie plays "Dragula"

Justin Roberts: "Now Papa Roach!!"

"Last Resort" by Papa Roach

 

Crowd: "PA-PA ROACH!! PA-PA ROACH!!!! PA-PA ROACH!!!!!"

Justin Roberts: "Here is your winner Papa Roach!!"

Papa Roach pops vodka bottles in the ring and drinks up.

Jim Ross: "Yes, Papa Roach wins! Will this keep up for the Black Parade?"

Goes to the backstage.

Casey: "Ok, come out!!"

JYP and Divasman come out in womens cloths.

Casey: "Haha, this is good. You guys must walk around in this the whole show!! Have fun!!"

Justin Roberts: "The following contest is round two in Kevin Shaddix vs The Joker!!"

Joker comes out.

Justin Roberts: "Introducing, Joker!!"

Kevin Shaddix comes out.

Justin Roberts: "Second, Kevin Shaddix!!"

Kevin Shaddix vs The Joker in a Strecther Match for the World Heavyweight Championship.

Justin Roberts: "In this match, you must strap your oppenent to a strecther and roll them down and the ramp, past the line!!"

Match: Bell rings and were off. Kevin and Joker circle eachother. Joker locks up with Kevin. Kevin powers him back into the corner. Kevin with a hip toss and locks on a arm bar. Joker twist out of it and shows great ability by shooting himself up. Kevin gets to his feet quickly and clothslines Joker over the rope. Kevin goes out and gets on the apron. He jumps down on top of Joker as he is getting up. Kevin pulls up Joker and throws Joker's face into the announce table. Joker gets up from it and a kick to the mid section by Joker on Kevin. Joker with a choke slam!! Joker walks up the ramp to get a strecther. He gets one at the very top and rolls it down the ramp. Kevin is walking towards him as he is bring the strecther. Joker hits Kevin in the mid section with the strecther. Joker pushes and strecther fully down the ramp without him holding on. Joker hold onto Kevin, pulling him down the ramp. Joker pushes Kevin into the ring. Joker sets the strecther up next to the side of the ring. Joker reaches under the ring for a weapon. He pulls out a lamp. He goes in the ring with it. Kevin takes it from him and tosses it aside. Joker slaps Kevin in the face and Kevin irish whips him him. Kevin hits a drop kick, knocking him out the ring. Kevin gets up Joker and Joker stomps on his toe. Kevin grabs his foot and tosses Joker into the barrier. Joker gets up as Kevin backed up. Kevin runs towards Joker and SPEAR THROUGH THE BARRIER!!!!!! Oh my god! Both men are out!! Referees fly out to them to see if they're okay. They start moving a little. The referees back off. Joker starts getting up first. But before he is fully up, Kevin is. Kevin punches him to the skull once. Joker back drops Kevin into the crowd. Joker pulls up Kevin and walks him into the crowd. Joker throws Kevin into a table. The table flips over. Joker hits Kevin's head into the table. Many times Kevin's head hits into the table. A small crack is made. Kevin is bleeding. Joker gets up Kevin again and walks him to the backstage. Joker pushes him up the stairs. But as they get to the last step, Kevin pushes Joker off. Kevin with a kick to mid section. Joker is down on one knee. Kevin is running down the halls. He picks up a baseball bat and runs into the Joker's office. He locks the door. He goes in the room smashing in picture frames, the desk and even a shelf. As the distruction goes on we hear foot steps on the upper floor. All of a sudden, an axe blade comes through the ceiling. It disappears and again appears. Joker falls through the ceiling and quickly gets up. He takes the axe and tries taking off Kevin's head but he ducks. The axe stuck in the wall. Painkiller is bring a strecther to the door of the room on the outside. Joker pulls up Kevin and takes him outside. He orders Painkiller to go away. Joker takes food stands chair from him and hits Kevin in the head with it. He choke slams Kevin on the strecther. He takes him to the stage. He pulls Kevin up the stairs where they are getting ready to come out. They appear at the top of the ramp and Joker pushes Kevin all the way down the ramp, it passes the finish line.

Justin Roberts: Here is your winner and NEW WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION, THE JOKER!!!!!!!

Joker grabs a microphone.

Joker:"See, you can't defend a title once without losing it!! Lets make the next match interesting, I will give you back Maria if you beat me later tonight."

-commercial-

Joker: "I just wanted to make sure you knew Maria was here. Here she is." Joker points a hammer to her back. "Pick your words wisely, Maria."

Maria: "Kevin, I miss you so much. I love you now more than ever. I want you to win. We still have a fighting chance in this."

Justin Roberts:"The following contest is for one fall!"

Tana comes out.

Justin Roberts: "Coming to the ring first, Tana!!"

Casey comes out.

Justin Roberts: "Defending her womens championship, Casey!!"

Match: Bell rings and were off. Tana and Casey lock up. Tana locks in a head lock but Casey but pushes her out of it. Tana goes for a clothsline but Casey ducks and hits a neck breaker from behind. Tana goes down. Tana starts getting up as Casey goes against the ropes and baseball slide!! Tana is down as Casey pins her, 1...she kicks out!! Casey gets up wondering what to do next. But before she could think Tana gets up. Tana charges at her with fists. Casey breaks it off with a kick to the mid section. Casey charges and tosses Tana out the ring. Casey taunts Tana from the inside of the ring. Tana uses the ringside to get to her feet. Tana pulls Casey outside the ring as the referee begins a count. 1....Casey and Tana go at it with punches. 2....Casey locks in Tana like she gonna do a DDT. 3...Tana gets out of it. 4....Tana slides back in the ring. 5....Casey follows. They are back in as Tana stomps on Casey. Casey pulls her down and they go at it in the floor of the ring. Casey is trying to pull away from it but Tana doesn't allow it. Tana pulls her back and locks on a head lock. It isn't long for Casey to get out of it. Casey pushes Tana to the bottom ropes and gets up. Casey uses the ropes to choke out Tana. Tana is choking out as she pulls herself to the outside, just enough to get out of it. Casey reaches down and pulls Tana fully back in the ring. Tana with a thumb to the eye!! Tana quickly gets up to go after Casey. Tana throws Casey against the turnbuckles. Tana kinda spears her ribs in the corner. Tana gets her up for the cyclone!! It connects!!! Tana goes for the pin, 1....2....almost 3 when someone crawls from under the ring and pulls Tana out. Its Will!! Will's attacking Tana with fists as the referee calls for the bell. Casey sneaks over to get her championship and gets away through the crowd. Tana and Will are still going at it on the outside when the referee calls for the bell again. This time he calls for security to break them up. They are evenually broken up but go at it again. They are yelling at eachother. They get them once more and they take Tana to the backstage. When Tana is gone Will gets free. Will goes to the backstage looking for Tana but shes no where in sight.

-Ultimo Dragon return commercial-

Goes to the backstage as Divasman and JYP are walking around.

JYP: "I can't believe were having to do this! I shouldn't have managed you!"

Divasman: "I know. I wish I wouldn't have asked for that match!!" Godfather walks up.

Godfather: "Ooh who are these sexy ladies?"

Divasman: "Its me, Divasman and JYP"

Godfather: "Are you serious? You big bunch of gays!!"

Divasman: "We ain't gay."

Godfather: "Oh save it! You wish you could have me!!"

Godfather leaves.

Justin Roberts: "The following contest is for the Tag Team titles!"

Team 3D's music hits

Justin Roberts: "Coming to the ring, the Tag Team Champions, Team 3D!!!"

Chris the Curse and Oracle Zero come out with "Miss Curse" Maria

Justin Roberts: "Coming to the ring second, Oracle Zero and Chris "The Curse."

Match: Bell rings and were off with Devon and Oracle starting off. They lock up together. Oracle backs Devon into the corner. Oracle uses his forearm to lock in him. Devon moves his arm out of the way of him. Devon pushes him flat on his rear end. Devon goes after Oracle with fists. Oracle breaks it off with a punch to the eye. Orace gets up and tags in Curse. Curse comes in and stomps on Devon. Curse picks up Oracle on his shoulders. Curse throws him back on Devon. Devon yells out as Oracle gets to the turnbuckle on the outside. Curse gets up Devon. He gets him on his feet. Curse with a body slam. Curse goes up top. He goes to do a belly slam but he gets no one. Devon crawls over to the corner. He tags in Ray. Ray stomps in his back. Curse yells out in pain. Oracle wants a tag so bad, he's jumping up and down in the corner. Ray yells in Oracle's face. All of a sudden, Curse is up and hits a russian leg swipe on Ray. Curse stomps on Ray and Ray grabs his foot and throws it away from him. Curse looses his stand. Ray gets up and gets Curse. He tosses Curse's head into the turnbuckle. Curse tags in Oracle. Oracle gets him up and....picture perfect!! Goes for a pin, 1...2...3!!!!!!!!!!!

Justin Roberts: "Here is your winners and NEW Tag Team Champions, Chris the Curse and Oracle Zero!!"

Goes to the backstage.

Casey: "Are you ready baby?"

Joker: "Yeah, are you okay? You seem sick."

Casey: "No, I'll be fine. You need to focus on your match later tonight."

Joker: "Ok, get some rest, hun."

Casey: "I will."

Goes to different part of the backstage.

Ultimo Dragon: "I have returned. I wanted to comeback with a bang, so I took out someone. Wanna know who?"

Camera looks down and see's Painkiller lying bloody on the floor.

Ultimo Dragon: "Looks like the match won't go as planned."

Goes to the ring.

Justin Roberts: "The following contest is for the World Heavyweight Championship and is a Last Man Standing match!!"

Kevin Shaddix comes out.

Justin Roberts: "Coming to the ring, Kevin Shaddix!!"

The Joker comes out.

Justin Roberts: "Coming to the ring, The Heavyweight Champion, Joker!!

Match: Bell rings and were off on another great match. Kevin locks up with Joker. Kevin irish whips Joker into the ropes. As Joker comes back, Kevin goes for a big boot but Joker ducks it. Joker runs past the ropes. Kevin tries another big boot but Joker grabs him by the throat. Kevin with a kick to the mid section. Kevin sets up for a powerbomb but Joker punches Kevin in the eye. Kevin lets go of Joker and Joker gets mat...hard. Kevin stomps on Joker neck and head. Kevin goes to the outside and gets a baseball bat from the announce table. He goes back in the ring with. He hits Joker in his head with it hard. Kevin's sitches start itching and coming out and he pulls most them out, one by one. Kevin throws the bat into the crowd and a little boy catches it. Kevin smiles at the boy. Kevin goes to the outside again. This time he gets a table. He throws it in the ring by Joker isn't in it. The crowd saw Joker go over the crowd but where is he now? Moments later, we hear a loud cheer from a part of the crowd. It gets Kevin's attention. Joker is sailing down on a wire from the very top of the crowd. It isn't seconds when Joker boots Kevin in his face when he gets to the bottom. Kevin is down in the very bottom of the corner. He is knocked out as Joker pulls the table in the ring. He sets Kevin in the table, in the corner. Joker goes to the outside and pulls in a ladder. It is about 10 feet. Joker stands it up lets it go to crush Kevin through the table. The referee starts a count...1...2...3...Kevin is up. It's gonna take more then that to keep a soldier down. All of a sudden, a truck going in reverse runs into the ring. No one is in the truck. The crowd is silent but shocked. There is gas cans in the back of it. Joker walks slowly to the truck. The keys are in the car. Joker gets in it the rides it in the backstage. Kevin gets up and slowly runs to the backstage. Kevin is looking around and a truck storms up Kevin. Joker runs over Kevin with the truck!! Kevin is out of it and glass is broken. Joker kicks the broken glass in the car out. Jacoby Shaddix runs up and attacks Joker as he's getting out of the car. Jacoby has a crobar and is beating Joker. Joker gets up and a kick to the mid section. Joker throws Jacoby into a cell in the backstage. Jacoby crawls away as Kevin attacks Joker. Kevin picks up a kendo stick. WACK!!! Kevin with a shot the neck of Joker. Kevin uses the kendo stick choke out Joker. Joker fants. Kevin gets in the car and runs on top of Joker's body. Kevin runs completetly over him and picks him up and throws him in the back of the truck. Kevin drives off with Joker in the back. Joker starts moving around in the back. Joker throws the gas cans at the front of the truck. Kevin is shocked and stops the truck. He gets out. Joker throws a lit match on the ground. The truck is lit on fire as Joker jumps out of it and runs. Kevin runs after Joker. Kevin looks behind him and see's the truck explode. Joker runs into a wrestling school. Kevin follows him in it. Joker runs up the stairs. As Kevin is coming up Joker attacks him with a hammer. Kevin falls down the stairs. Joker gets him drags him across the halls. Joker takes him to the parking lot and steals a car. He puts Kevin in the trunk. He drives off with Kevin in the trunk. They go back to the arena. Joker crashes the car into the truckers door due to a loud distraction. Joker is out. Kevin pops himself out the trunk. He gets Joker out the car and carries him. Joker pushes him off him as they are walking down the halls. Kevin spears Joker!! A referee runs up and begins counting....1....2.....3.....4.....5.....6....Joker is up. Kevin is wonder what to do as he throws Joker into a truckers door. Joker is bleeding bad. Kevin gets up a ladder. He climbs up it. It is almost touching the ceiling and Kevin hits a swanton bomb!!! The referee counts..1....2....3....4....5....6....7....9....Kevin gets to his feet!! 10!!!!!! Kevin wins! Mean Gene runs up with Maria. Kevin is still on the ground as Mean Gene squats down to interview him.

Mean Gene: "Congradulations Kevin. You have just became 3x World Heavyweight Champion!! You win back your girlfriend, Maria and this championship!!"

Maria: "Baby I love you and it means so much that you would do this for me."

Mean Gene: "Thats it for tonight. Goodnight ladies and gentlemen!!"