Goes to Smackdown and Rob Zombie in the ring.

Rob Zombie: "Hello ladies and gentlemen and welcome to Smackdown. I was sent down here by the Joker to give you a personal invition to the wedding of Casey and the Joker. This is a special day for these two and we have a told security to throw out anyone who is recording or disrupting this for them. Thank you to everyone and I hope you enjoy Smackdown tonight."

Jim Ross: "Hello ladies and gentlemen. Lets go to the Joker with a few announcements."

Joker: "I hope you all enjoyed last week and this week will be even better. Now, I am here to announce two matches for Fanversy coming up in a few weeks. One, since the band of Papa Roach is back it will be Rob Zombie vs Papa Roach in a Battle of the Bands contest. I am giving Tana one last shot to win the Womens Championship at Fanaversary. As you know, Oracle Zero and Chris the Curse will fight the Tag Team Champions at the ppv. I have two more announcements for tonight. I am banning Kevin from the arena tonight! If he shows up...he will regret it. But as for his championship match with me at the ppv...we will have 3 seperate matches and the title will be up for grabs every time. I could walk in a 2x champion and walk out a 3x champion. Who knows what will happen. It will be contested under speciality rules in every match. This will be brutal. I'm not sure if we'll ever be the same again! Enjoy tonight's show. I have a huge main event for you tonight."

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Jim Ross: "Were back and setting up for the first match!"

Justin Roberts: "The following contest is for one fall!"

Justin Roberts: "Coming to the ring...the Great Khali!!"

Khali comes out and Godfather comes out behind him and throws him into the crowd barrier. Godfather gets him up and drags him down the ramp. He throws Khali into the steel steps. Godfather gets a steel chair and smashes Khali's knee's in between the steps. Godfather throws away the chair and clothslines Khali over the crowd barrier. Godfather goes over and reveals a bunch of electrical wires from a stage device. Godfather gets up Khali and throws him into it. Sparks fly as Khali's skull is lit a blaze. Godfather crawls over the barrier and goes back stage...the attack is over.

Jim Ross: "What was that for? Why did he do that to Khali?"

Michael Cole: "He did it all for last week! How cheap!!"

Goes to the back with Team 3D and Terry Funk.

Terry Funk: "It's me, Terry back for another week. I have two special guests...Team 3D"

Devon: "Hello"

Terry Funk: "Now that you found out who you're defending your titles to...are their any concerns?"

Ray: "Now, Team 3D isn't concerned about anyone or anything...we just do things. We take care of people even if that means putting them out!"

Terry Funk: "Thanks for talking with us guys...now back to you!"

Justin Roberts: "The following contest is for one fall!"

Divasman comes out.

Justin Roberts: "On the way to the ring...Divasman!

Hardyfan4life comes out.

Justin Roberts: "And his oppenent Hardyfan4life!!"

Match: Bell rings as Joker comes out.

Joker: "Since you two have been going crazy over getting your hands on eachother...you got...in a no DQ match!"

Match: They stare down at Joker and Divasman sneak attacks Hardyfan. Divasman stomps on Hardyfan and throws him to the outside. Divasman goes to the outside and throws Hardyfan into the barrier. Divasman pulls the television off the commentor's table. Divasman goes to swing the tv at his he but he ducks and hits a big boot but he doesn't fall, just gazed. Hardyfan smashes Divasmans head into the announce table. Hardyfan throws him into the ring and reaches under the ring. Hardyfan pulls out a barb wire bat. Hardyfan throws it in the ring and sets it up in a weird way in the corner. Hardyfan irish whips him into the corner. Divasman is cut open and yells in pain. Hardyfan uses his feets to push Divasman against the blade. Divasman pushes Hardyfan's legs against away from him and Hardyfan backs off. Divasman gets back to his feet and a kick to the mid section by him on Hardyfan. Divasman goes for a DDT but Hardyfan twists out and reverse into a arm bar smash. Hardyfan gets him up and hits a side effect, goes for a pin, 1-2-OH! Divasman throws him off and pounds in his spine with fists. Divasman stops and looks at the crowd while getting booed. Hardyfan gets up and goes against the ropes. Hardyfan goes for a clothsline but a reversal and Divasman hits a clothsline of his own as he's turning around. Divasman gets up and pulls Hardyfan up with him. Divasman irish whips Hardyfan into the corner. Hardyfan stops himself before hitting the barb wire bat. Divasman runs to Hardyfan but Hardyfan trips him and his face hits the bat. Divasman is quick to remove the blades from his face but his face is in blood. Hardyfan big boots him while he is still down. Hardyfan with a leg drop to the back of his head. Hardyfan goes to the outside and pulls out two chairs. He sets one chair under Divasmans head and grabs the other one. Hardyfan looks at Divasman with a look of revenge or something. Hardyfan smashes in Divasmans head. He repeatly strikes his head so badly he is in a pool of blood. Hardyfan throws the chair on his head and he is out cold. Hardyfan goes for a pin,1...2...3!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Justin Roberts: "Here is your winner, Hardyfan4life!!!"

Goes to the back with Painkiller and Joker.

Painkiller: "I just wanted to wish you luck for tonight."

Joker: "Thanks but I have two jobs for you."

Painkiller: "What are they?"

Joker: "I need you to be my best man and my body gaurd for tonight."

Painkiller: "You got it."

Justin Roberts: "The following contest is for one fall!"

Kingdom Warrior comes out.

Justin Roberts: "Coming to the ring Kingdom Warrior!"

Justin Roberts: "And now..."

King of the Deads music hits.

Justin Roberts: "Making his way to the ring...the returning...King of the Dead!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Jim Ross: "King of the Dead is back!! But why did Joker hire him?"

Match: Bell rings and were off. King with a running spear and pounds on Kingdom's head. King gets him up and throws him into the the ropes, he comes back with a huge clothsline. King gets him up stomping him down. King with fists to the skull of Kingdom Warrior. Kingdom racks his eyes and King backs off. As soon as he gets his eyesight back he hits a knee to the skull of Warrior. King goes outside and grabs a sledge hammer. He comes back in with as is about to hit him with when the referee grabs it from him. The referee throws it out the ring and yells at King of the Dead. King yells back as Warrior rolls him up, 1...2..NO! King kicks out as Warrior quickly gets to his feet. King punches him to the mid section. Kingdom Warrior backs off and King pulls Warrior to him. King with a kick to the mid section on Warrior. King sets up for pedigree but Kingdom toss him over and sets up and for the Check Mate (piledriver). King flips him over and locks on a head lock. King tightens his grip on Warrior and begins choking him out. Kingdom Warrior is out of it as King gets up. Kingdom Warrior is groggy when he gets up. He gets back to normal and King hits a pedigree, 1...2..3!!

King of the Dead: "TFC has just got better now that I am back. Are you happy?"

 

Goes to Kevin backstage titantron.

Kevin Shaddix: "Haha one good Joker. Banning me from ringside and the arena tonight. It makes me wonder...are you scared of me? Why are you running? You are scared of me. I will be here tonight against your rules you set. I am not afraid of you and I will prove it."

Justin Roberts: "The following contest is for one fall!!"

Team 3D comes out.

Justin Roberts: "Coming to the ring Team 3D!!"

NWO's music hits.

Justin Roberts: "Next is the team of Sting and Shawn Michaels!"

Match: Bell rings and were off. Joker runs out to the ring.

Joker: "Stop the match! I will not have this match go on! You fans don't deserve it!"

Everyone slowly walks out the ring. Joker walks in the ring as the bell rings to end the match.

Joker: "I am making an announcement on the World Championship match at Fanaversary. If Kevin does show up the odds want be in his favor during the match."

Michael Cole: "What does the Joker mean by that!?"

Jim Ross: "I don't know but I don't want Kevin to show up! I want him to win!"

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King of the Dead: "What do you think of recreating DX, Shawn?"

Shawn Michaels: "I ain't doing it"

King Of The Dead: "Why not?"

HHH walks up and the crowd goes nuts.

Triple H: "I just overheard you since I'm here tonight. Xtreme's going under and I decided to pay my friends a visit. But since one of my friends doesn't wanna bring back what we put our blood in...my friend will meet me in the ring tonight! Good luck Michaels."

We go back to the ring and Tana, Painkiller and Chris Jericho are in the ring.

Justin Roberts: "And the last man taking part in number one contenders matc for the National and Television Championships at Fanaverasy , John Cena!!"

Match: Cena storms in and charges at Painkiller and Jericho with fists. Cena irish whips Jericho and punches him hard as he comes back. Cena gets him up and...FU ON PAINKILLER!! Cena goes for a pin, 1...2...NO! Tana breaks the count and Cena gets up looking at Tana. Cena grabs her hair and is about to throw over the ropes when...JERICHO WITH A CODEBREAKER!! Jericho goes for a pin this time Painkiller breaks it. Painkiller throws Jericho through the ropes to the outside. Painkiller looks at Cena and looks at Tana who is staring at him. Painkiller acts all flirty to her and she kicks him in the "guy section." Painkiller is crawling and whining on the floor. Tana goes up and hits a swanton bomb on Cena. She goes for a pin but Jericho pulls her out the ring and he gets in. Jericho trys hitting a Loin Sault on Cena but he gets his knees up and it hurts his ribs. Jericho crawls over to the ropes, yelling. Painkiller and Cena get their feet. Two huge men are staring at eachother. Cena trys ripping off Painkiller's mask but he big boots Cena. Cena crawls to the side and Tana pulls him out. Painkiller goes outside to Tana. He punches her. Tana goes down and throws her in the ring. Cena throws Painkiller into the steel steps. Chris Jericho comes from behind and hits a code breaker on Tana. Tana is out of it as ropes lowered down in the ring. Jericho ties Tana's wrists and the ropes take her higher and higher. Tana wakes up and yells because her body is streching. Cena gets in the ring and jumps up and down trying get Tana but she is too high up. Cena looks at Jericho and Jericho grins evil. Painkiller sneaks into the ring. Jericho and Painkiller circle Cena and shakehands with eachother. Cena begins pounding them both in one by one. Jericho pushes him off and Painkiller stomps on Cena. They close in on Cena. Painkiller sets up for a powerbomb and yes! He gets it! Painkiller goes for a pin, 1..2...3!!!!!!! Jericho gets Painkiller and holds up his hand.

Justin Roberts: "The following contest is the main event of the evening!!"

Justin Roberts: "Coming to the ring, The HBK, Shawn Michaels!!"

Justin Roberts: "And his oppenent, the King of Kings, Triple H!!"

Match: The two men lock up. Triple H locks in a head lock and HBK throws him against the ropes. HBK goes for clothsline but and duck. Triple goes for a clothsline as he's coming back but HBK ducks. HBK runs against the ropes and they both comeback with clothslines. They are both out as HBK jumps up to boos. Triple H realizes it and hurrys to get up too. HBK with punches and Triple H with punches. HBK goes for a DDT but Triple H slithers out of it. Triple H goes for pedigree but HBK gets out yet again and HBK hits a veritical suplex. HBK yells for his back but jumps up. HBK goes up top to the turnbuckle. Triple H is getting up as Shawn flug out in the air. Triple H dodges Shawn and he gets no one. Triple H gets up Shawn and throws him into the steel pole. Triple H pulls him around under his legs. Is he going for a pedigree? Shawn pulls out. Shawn crawls to the corner. Triple H gets him up and throws Shawn against the ropes. Triple H with a high knee to Shawn's face. Triple H taunts Shawn and gets cheered. Triple H raise up his hand as Shawn sneaks up behind him. Triple H turns around and ducks the sweet chin music coming his way. Triple H throws HBK out the ring but he holds on the ropes. Triple H notices it and walks over to throw him out. Shawn flips Triple H over the ropes. Shawn pulls himself up and looks at Triple H on the outside. Triple H is getting up as HBK dodges on Triple H through the second rope. They both hit the barrier hard. HBK hit his head and Triple H gets up first. Triple H throws him into the ring. Shawn gets to his before Triple H gets in and stomps on HHH as he gets in. Shawn pulls him up and Triple H with a kick to the mid section. Shawn limps over to the ropes. Triple H grabs his hair and throws him into the ropes. HBK comesback but Triple H doesn't catch him and he gets the mat only. Triple H with a elbow to Shawn while he's down. And another, and one more. Triple H feels its done and covers Shawn, 1...2..NO! HBK somehow kicks out. Triple H is shocked. Triple H pulls him up. Triple H throws Shawn into the corners and throws himself at HBK everytime. Triple H with kick to the mid section and sets up a pedigree. Shawn again slides out of the pedigree and hits a fast sweet chin music. Goes for a pin, 1...2...3!!!!!!!!!!

Justin Roberts: "Here is your winner, Shawn Michaels!"

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Comes back to Smackdown and Painkiller and Rob Zombie are standing in the ring with suits on.

Rob Zombie: "We are gathered here today for the marriage of Casey and The Joker. I will be your priest who will be wedding the two. Painkiller is Joker's best man and the body gaurd. Please welcome the groom, Joker!"

Joker comes out in expensive purple suit.

Rob Zombie: "Do you have any words before your life changes completely?"

Joker: "No, just bring out my beautiful fiance."

Rob Zombie: "Ok please welcome the bride Casey!"

Casey comes out in a expensive, beautiful, white bridal gown.

Rob Zombie: "Do you guys have vows prepared?"

Joker: "No, we decided to go with something a little less formal."

Rob Zombie: "Okay then. Lets get done to it. Joker do you take Casey to be your wife, to have and to hold, in sickness and in health as long as you both shall live?"

Joker: "I do"

Rob Zombie: "Great. Casey do take Joker to be your husband to have and to hold, in sickness and in health as long as you both shall live?"

Casey: "I do!"

Rob Zombie: "Then I pronounce you both man &..."

Lights cut off and come back on with Kevin Shaddix attacking Joker. Painkiller pulls off Kevin as Rob helps Casey out the ring. Kevin throws Painkiller out the ring and throws gasoline on ring. Kevin slides out the ring and so does Joker, taking Casey to the back. Kevin smiles and throws the lit match in the ring. The empty ring is burning to pieces as the show fades.