Smackdown comes on with no pyro and camera sees Kevin Shaddix sitting in the ring in a chair.
Kevin: Sunday night, I fought a great match against Painkiller. It was for the King of the Ring crown and for a shot at the World Heavyweight Championship match later on tonight. I came so close to winning and I blew it. I'm here to say sorry to the fans for all the disrespect I showed to you all and I have to these words, "I am not the best." Thats right. Painkiller was the better man and I will have my world title reign soon. I promise you guys.
Joker comes out
Joker: Thats all I ever wanted you to say, "you weren't the best." I too need to say sorry. I am sorry to the TFC fans. To Skitzo, I am sorry I thought I could come close to touching your Smackdown. I hope you all will forgive me.
Kevin: I do.
Joker: Really? I feel horrible about what I did over the past months and I hope we can move on from that. So, I know you lost. But I've decided to make tonights championship match a triple threat match. I wanna repay you.
Kevin: Wow, thanks boss.
Joker: You're welcome. (offers handshake and kevin accepts)
Kevin: We're cool now? And you'll stop torturing everyone else too?
Joker: Yes. I have changed
Kevin: Good.
Jim Ross: Now that Kevin and Joker are face now, what will happen?
Michael Cole: Its going to take time before I trust the Joker again!!
Jim Ross: Me too Michael. Lets go to the back where Maria is standing by with Sting.
Maria: What was going through your head at Powersurge?
Sting: Getting rid of Hayabusa was my main concern. I needed to end that at Powersurge and I did.
Maria: So tonight you're in Joker's 6-man over the top rope battle royal for number one contenders spot for the Television and National Championships.
Sting: Yes I am and I'm going to eliminate everyone in the battle royal and no one can stop me. (sting leaves)
Justin Roberts: The following contest is a battle royal and it is for a number one contenders spot for the Television and National Championships!!
Chris Jericho comes out.
Justin Roberts: Coming to the ring, Y2J, Chris Jericho!!
John Morrison comes out.
Justin Roberts: Introducing second, John Morrison!!
Ultimo Dragon comes out.
Justin Roberts: Third is Ultimo Dragon!!
Sting comes out.
Justin Roberts: On the way to the ring, Sting!!
DX Warrior comes out.
Justin Roberts: Coming to the ring is DX Warrior.
John Cena comes out.
Justin Roberts: And lastly is the Doctor of Thuganomics, John Cena!!
Match: Match starts and Cena goes after Ultimo Dragon first. He trys throwing him over the rope. Chris Jericho comes up and helps him. Dragon kick them away. Morrison comes up and grabs onto Dragon's legs. Dragon uses his legs and grabs onto his head and flips him to the outside but Morrison holds on. Morrison goes up top but Jericho knocks him off knocking him to the outside of the ring.
Justin Roberts: John Morrison has been eliminated!!
Match: Sting trys throwing Dragon over the rope but he hangs. Morrison pulls on Dragons leg. Dragon kicks him down and does and back flip on the top rope onto Sting. Sting catches him and throws him against the corner. Cena comes up and throws Dragon out the ring.
Justin Roberts: Ultimo Dragon has been eliminated!!
Match: Match goes on. Cena throws DX Warrior into the steel ring poll. Jericho pulls him DX Warrior and throws him at Cena's mid section. Jericho throws out DX Warrior.
Justin Roberts: DX Warrior has been eliminated!
Match: We are down the final three. Sting, Cena and Jericho look around at eachother. Sting and Cena attack Jericho with hits. Jericho pushes off Sting and Cena targets Sting. Cena hits a vertical suplex on Sting. Cena gets up and hits a hip toss on the running Jericho. Sting gets up and Cena trys eliminating him. Jericho pulls Cena back away from Sting. Cena pushes Jericho. Jericho pushes back. Jericho pushes Sting. Sting and Cena look at eachother and throw out Jericho. Cena FU's Jericho to the outside!!
Justin Roberts: Here is your winner, John Cena!!
Goes to Casey and Joker in the back.
Joker: Honey, I know you aren't happy about this but I hated myself because of my heel side. I almost killed someone this past sunday because of it. Please respect my decision.
Casey: I don't know what to think. You're proving to Tana and Kevin you're face now. I gotta defend my title because of you. (slaps joker)
Joker: I hoped you'd understand. I guess I was wrong.
Casey: Dead wrong.
Joker: I'm sorry, baby.
Casey: Just leave me alone. (Casey leaves office)
Justin Roberts: The following contest is for one fall and is for the National Championship.
Umaga comes out.
Justin Roberts: And the National Champion, Shelton Bejamin!!
Shelton Benjamin comes out.
Match: Bell rings and were off. Umaga trys going for a running clothsline but Shelton ducks and hits a drop kick on Umaga. He doesn't go down and throws Shelton into the corner. Umaga pounds Shelton into the corner. Shelton pushes out of it and hits a shining wizard on Umaga. Umaga falls against the bottom rope and Shelton stomps in Umaga. Umaga grabs his boot and Shelton crawls out it. Umaga throws his boot to the side. Shelton slides over to his boot and slides out the ring. Shelton puts his boot back on as Umaga goes the ring to him. Shelton grabs a chair and hits Umaga in the back with it. The referee calls for the bell.
Justin Roberts: Here is your winner by DQ, Umaga!!
Jim Ross: Umaga wins but doesn't walk away with the title!!
Michael Cole: Lets go the Joker in the hospital standing by with Jacoby Shaddix.
Joker: Jacoby, I know you're probably mad that I set off that pyro on you at Powersurge. That was cruel of me and I was wondering if you can find it in your heart to forgive me. What do you say? I'm changed...I promise.
Jacoby: Joker--
Joker: Oh, please, call me Devon.
Jacoby: Well, Devon...why should I forgive you?
Joker: Because I've changed and I know it. I'll do anything to prove it to me.
Jacoby: Well, you did put my brother in the championship match later tonight. I forgive you.
Joker: Thank you so much and I won't let these fans down again.
Jacoby: You better mean it.
Joker: I do.
Goes to Maria and Kevin backstage.
Kevin: What do you think about Joker turning face?
Maria: I don't know, it'd take more than that earn my trust back.
Kevin: I'm starting to trust him but we'll see what happens.
Maria: Lets not get to use to it though.
Kevin: Agreed.
Justin Roberts: The following contest is for the Womens Championship!!
Tana comes out.
Justin Roberts: Coming to the ring, Tana!
Casey comes out with Joker.
Justin Roberts: Coming to the ring, she is the Womens Champion...CASEY!!!
Match: Bell rings and we're off. Casey yells at Joker to go backstage and he does. They tie up and Tana locks in a head lock. Tana trys going for a bull dog but is thrown out the ring by Casey. Casey looks at her with evil eyes. Tana crawls in the ring and Casey grabs onto her hair. Casey throws Tana's head into the turnbuckle and hits a side affect. Casey pulls Tana around the ring but Tana kicks her off. Tana gets up and spears Casey in the ribs to the corner. Tana pulls Casey leg and knee into the corner and traps it in. Tana stomps in Casey's leg. Casey gets out and crawls away from Tana. Tana gets her leg and locks in a sharp shooter. Casey yells out for the Joker. Casey pulls herself up and gets to the bottom rope. Tana is forced to let go. Tana picks up Caseys body by the leg and throws her down. Casey crawls away from Tana. Casey kicks Tana in the knee and Casey gets up and hits a DDT on Tana. Tana gets up and Casey sets for a Pepsi Plunge and.....IT CONNECTS!!!!! GOES FOR A PIN, 1-2-3!!!!!!!!
Justin Roberts: Here is your winner and still Womens Champion, Casey!!!
Goes to Maria and Kevin backstage.
Kevin: I'm still not buying this happy stage too much.
Maria: Me neither.
Kevin: I gotta idea. (grabs out cell phone) Where you at?
Goes to Joker standing by with Terry Funk in his home.
Joker: As your watching on t.v. right now, you've seen I turned face. So, I was wondering if I could have your forgiveness for firing you.
Terry: You don't deserve it. You're lying out of your teeth. I'm happy where I am so I don't have to work with someone like you.
Joker: I'm sorry Terry.
Terry: Leave.
Joker: Ok Terry. (joker leaves)
Goes to commercial.
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Kevin: Man, we need you to talk to Joker. See if he's lying or not.
Kingdom Warrior: I got this. (goes in room with joker)
Joker: Hey, Justin.
Kingdom Warrior: What are you doing?
Joker: Nothin'
Kingdom Warrior: No, not that. I mean are you lying to everyone?
Joker: No, I am true with this. (kingdom warrior gets up and walks out)
Kevin: Well?
Kingdom Warrior: He's not lying.
Kevin: Wow.
Goes back to ring with Painkiller in already.
Justin Roberts: The following contest is for one fall and is for the World Heavyweight Championship!
HBK comes out and Kevin comes out.
Match: The match starts and were off. Painkiller attacks Kevin with punches. HBK gets Painkiller and back drops him. Kevin spears HBK and Painkiller gets a chair and takes it to the back of Kevin. Kevin grabs it and hits over the head of Painkiller. Kevin hits the twist of fate on HBK. Goes for a pin, 1-2-3!!
Justin Roberts: Here is your winner and NEW WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION, KEVIN SHADDIX!!!!!!!!
Joker comes out clapping.
Joker: Well done. Too bad you fell for it.
Painkiller comes from behind with clothsline. Painkiller hands the chair to Joker. Joker powerbombs him on the chair. Goes for a pin and Painkiller counts, 1-2-3!!!!
Painkiller: Here is your winner and the new World Heavyweight Champion, the Joker!!
Casey and Rob Zombie run out. Casey looks at Joker and kisses him.
Painkiller: Please welcome the Devils Rejects!! I am your future National and Television Champion!! With your Womens Champion, Casey!! Our awesome manager, Rob Zombie and YOUR WORLD HEAVY WEIGHT CHAMPION THE JOKER!!!!!!!
Jim Ross: Oh my god!! The Devils Rejects are back!!! Thats it for tonight, goodnight ladies and gentlemen!!
Show Fades.


HaHaHaHa! Devils Rejects.....................RETURN!!!
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