Good Evening Ladies and Gentlemen. And welcome to another night Of Extreme! Form brotherly love Philadelphia, Pa. 

GM Ecie- As you see there are two Thrones. Now I would like to welcome the New King Mattattack! And The New Queen Velvet Sky!  Tonight they will set up the matches. King Mattattck  What would you like seen tonight?

King Mattattack- I want a match between Triple H and Kurt Angle. See if Kurt will face Jeff Hardy again or if Triple H will. And then A Diva match to see who will go against the Queen .  To win her Diva Title in a Bikini Pillow Match.

GM Ecie- That sounds very good. I like that Idea.. Queen Velvet Sky, What would you like tonight? 

Queen Velvet Sky- I want to see a match The new XWC Champion Randy Orton take on Edge for The Title. Then I would love to see Rick Rude and Raven in a Speedo  Match! (Ladies in the crowd holla) To see who will face Mattattack next for his Intercontinetal Title.

GM Ecie- That sounds good as well. I would love to see those two almost ur um never mind. Anyway that will be good matches. So lets begin!!!!

1). Lillian- This match is for 1 fall and the winner of this match will face Jeff Hardy next week for The Undisputed Champion Belt. 1st Triple H next Kurt Angle.Bellrings- Angle leg sweeps Triple Triple jumps to avoid it. Triple grabs Angle by the throat picks him up and Choke slams him. Angle tries to get up fast to remove himself from possible damage but it was too late. Triple grabs Angle by the arm swings Angle over his shoulders and slams Angle again down on the mat. Triple climbs the ropes. McManhon 101- What the hell is this I have never seen Triple on the ropes. ?? OMG!!!  ................ Triple Swanton Bombs on Angle. McManhon 101- I have never seen a man of Triples size ever Swanton ever. OMG!! Look at the damage of Kurt Angle. He hasn't moved . Not even a hit of life in him!!!..........................  Triple covers. Ref 1,2,3, Bellrings. Lillian- Here is your winner and your next contender for the Undisputed Champion. Styles- I believe that , that was the shortest match on Extreme . I can't believe what I just saw!! I could not even comment, my mouth was hung opened but no words could come out . I was so,so shocked. We'll be back shortly. (They take Kurt Angle out on a stretcher) 

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1st interview). Mean Gene- Triple H you surprised all us with you climbing the ropes. Triple H- I don't know why that wasn't the first time I have climbed them. Mean Gene- No it was not. But It is the first time you Swanton Bomb anyone. We were all taken aback by it. It is a move smaller guys use. Triple H- Yeah, but, that is why I am the real king!!!  I always do things fresh! Mean Gene- Oh you do not like someone else being called king. Triple H - No I don't. Listen up Mattattack. I am The King of Kings never forget that!!! After I win. And I will win The Undisputed Championship. I am coming after the Crown that belongs to The King of Kings!!!!  (Triple H leaves). Mean Gene- Well you heard it right here. Will there be a King - vs- King match coming up?

McManhon 101- That is a Match I would love to see. Styles- That would be a Hell of a match.  Here comes the Divas Bikini Pillow Fight!! 

2). Lillian- This Match is The Bikini Pillow Match. Angelina Love, Michelle McCool, Chyna, Maryse, Shannon Moore , Stephnie McManhon and Trish Stratus. Bellrings- All the girls have a pillow and wearing very small bikinis. McCool is wearing a purple and silver with a cross on each cup. Stephnie is wearing a coral color , Moore has a Blue and gold one. Stratus has on Red Angelina has a white with ruffles, Chyna's is Black and gold and Maryse is wear a green and yellow. They all run in the Middle and swing their pillows at whoever is closest to them. McManhon 101- Right now King Lawyer bets he was here!!! Styles- Yeah so he could see some Puppies! OH look Trish's top is undone!!!.................  Trish runs out of the ring covering up herself. Moore had untied it and is waving it in the air. Chyna run up to Moore and slam a fist in the back of her head. Chyna Covers. The Rest of the girls swing pillows at her back Ref1,2, McCool kicks Chyna off of Moore. Angelina Love kicks Moore out of the ring. Chyna toss McCool out of the ring. She lands wrong on her leg and holds it. Other Ref help her to the back. Maryse runs to Stephnie . Stephnie raises her foot. Knocks Maryse to the Mat . Stephnie Covers. Ref 1,2,3 .Bellrings. Lillian- Here is your Winner Stephnie McManhon and the next Contender for The Diva title against Queen Velvet Sky. Styles- How do you feel about that? McManhon 101- I am fine with it but, I do not know how Linda will like knowing that she had to be in a Bikini fight for it.

3). Lillian- As per GM Ecie The Speedo match will be the Main Event. So this Match is For the XWC Championship. The Current Title holder Randy Orton . And The Contender Edge- Bellrings- Orton and Edge grab each other's Hands and swing each other to the other side of the ropes. They do a dancing jig and play push each other. Then Edge acts like Orton pushed him down. Edge lays there and Orton covers. Ref is slow because he was in shock. Ref 1,2,3 Bellrings. GM Ecie comes storming in. GM Ecie- What the Hell is that? What the F - ing Hell was that? No! NO!  This Match does not count!!!  I can not put the title on the line But, You two will do another match and right now!  No you know what the Title is on the line! In a Four Way Match! Big Show and Abyss come and join us in the ring!! (They come out)  Now Ring That Bell!!!!! 2nd Bell ring-  Big Show grabs Orton and Edge and Choke slams both of them. Abyss stomps on Edge 's ankle then the other. Big Show Covers Orton. Ref 1,2, Orton gets out from under. Abyss picks up Edge and flings him out of the ring. Orton waits for Big Show to stand up and Abyss slams Big Show in the middle of his back and knocks the wind out of him. Orton RKO's Abyss . Covers Ref 1,2,3, Bell rings- Lillian- Her is your winner and still XWC Champion Randy Orton. McManhon 101- I do not know how Orton gets so lucky sometimes. 

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Gm Ecie in the back with Orton and Edge. GM Ecie- What the Hell was all that about? I thought you hated each other. Now you are helping Randy? What The F***?  Edge- I do not hate Randy !! ( Just then Rick Rude walks by and Ecie can not take her eyes off of him. Randy and Edge slip away quitely ) Ecie- Where did those two go? Rude - Does it matter Baby? Ecie- No not now. How are you? Rude- I am fine now your here. (Ecie rips the towel off of Rude). Ecie- Oohh I thought you had your suit on. Rude- Not yet Baby. Just letting the boys hang free for a while. Till Show time. You like what you see Baby? Ecie- Yes! I will see you after the Show!!

McManhon 101- I think our GM is a little bit of a Harlot. Styles- I guess with Taker on another show the Kitten will play with the mice. Ha ha!!McManhon 101- Are they still an item? Styles - I don't know.

4). Lillian- This match is The Speedo match the winner of this match Will face King Mattattack for The Intercontintal Title. First Rick Rude. Styles - Oh God I hope his boys are covered this time! Whew they are. McManhon 101- Yeah I was worried for a second myself. ........... Rick Rude sways his hips for the Ladies to get all of the view of him. Lillian- Next Raven McManhon 101- This is just an opinion from a guy's point of view but, I think Rude Looks good and Raven needs a robe!!  Styles- I guess he didn't have time to shave. Yuck!!!.  Bell rings- Raven tries to straighten up his boys. Rude clothlines Raven. Sending Raven down to the floor. Rude bounces off the ropes and Slams an Elbow down on Raven's neck. Raven chokes. Rude grabs Raven's leg and covers. Ref 1,2,3, Styles- OMG!!! WHERE IS THE TRASHCAN!!!!!   THAT IS GROSS!!! (McManhon 101 already has his head in the can) He really should of shaved for this match!!!!!...........   Lillian- (trying  not to throw-up herself) Here is your winner Rick Rude. Even Rude looks grossed out. (show ends)