Smackdown entrance video comes on followed by the firework display

Terry Funk: Hello everyone and welcome to Smackdown!!

Jim Ross: Tonight we have an exciting event so lets get down to it.

Dr Spencer comes out.

Dr Spencer: Tonight is very special. We've got a special main event tonight featuring Kevin Shaddix. For reasons of backstage rumors, the Joker has been banned from tonights event. What he was talking about last week, after his match. He was planning to kill me. So Joker I hope you're watching. 'Cause YOU'RE FIRE--

Joker comes out to the ramp.

Joker: I know the next words out your mouth, "you're fired" right? Well, thats not possible now. You can't fire me, but I can fire you.

Dr Spencer: Why is that not possible?

Joker: I went to McMahon 101, and asked him about your work on Smackdown. As we all know, I helped you pull off Smackdown last week and the week before. He said I was the doing the most. That pretty much...I was the GM. So I took that under consideration and decided...you took from me that will take time to replace. For that, now I am going to take from you. Starting tonight. As you know I am under a rule of mine. That rule is to make TFC and Smackdown pay 10 times for your stupid mistake. Its going to be called, "10 Stages of Hell." I already took stage one, now I'm taking stage two. By the end of tonight, we will be done with some stages. I always save the best for last.

Dr. Spencer: What do you have in mind?

Joker: I'm glad you asked. I am forcing you into a match right now.

Dr. Spencer: These guys spend years training when I never even had one match.

Joker: Did you care when you came to me before the show two weeks ago and said for me to lose?

Dr. Spencer: No, because I didn't think you'd care this much.

Joker: Well, I did care. I care every single time I step in that ring. Someones already payed the price for TFC stupid mistakes...now its your turn.

Dr Spencer: Do whatever you want. But remember, I'm still the better man.

Joker: Haha, well, let me introduce you to the "better" man's oppenent.

Justin Roberts: Weighing in at 300 pounds, from Samoa, UMAGA!!!!

Michael Cole: WHAT?!?!?!

Umaga comes out.

Joker: Now thats how you do business. But its missing something. I don't want anyone to win this match. I just wanna see someone get hurt. So heres what were gonna do. Were gonna have a 5-minute long fight. Its gonna be something Smackdown or TFC has ever seen. Let stage two begin.

Joker sits at the announce table.

(Ding, ding, ding)

Match: Umage corners Spencer into the corner. Umaga grabs him by the shirt. Umaga throws him across the ring. Spencer crawls to the ropes. Umaga walks over to grab him but Spencer with a kick to the face. Umaga looks mad and grabs Spencer's throat. He pulls him to the ropes. Umaga pounds himself into Spencer. Umaga ties Spencer into the ropes. Spencer is trapped. Joker gets up from his chair.

Jim Ross: Where you going? Hey, get back here!

Match: Joker throws a trash can in the ring. Umaga looks at it and picks it up. Joker sits back down. Umaga throws the trash can at the skull of Spencer. Spencer is cut slightly above his eye. Umaga rakes at the wound. Umaga picks up the trash can again. Umaga pounds Spencer head in with trash can several times. Spencer is bleedy fully now. Umaga with a elbow to eye of Spencer. He's raking the eye of Spencer.

Michael Cole: I can't watch this anymore. He's trying to rip out the eye of that man!

Joker: Shut up!! I want that man to suffer.

Match: Joker gets up and walks over to the ring again. He pulls out two chair. One he throws in the ring, the other sits in. Umaga grabs the chair and smashes in the head of Spencer. Spencer's head is bleeding badly now. Joker gets up.

Joker: Finish him!! Finish him off!!

Match: Umaga pulls him back to his feet. Umaga looks like he's going for the Somaon Spike but Joker throws in a hammer. He smiles at Umaga and Umaga picks it up. SAMOA SPIKE WITH THE HAMMER!!!! Blood pures out the mouth of Spencer. Joker stands up.

Joker: Well done, Umaga. Well done. You've earned your match next week. Next week Umaga will go one-on-one with Chris Jericho for the Television Championship. You've earned it. Now get out of my ring. I told you all that it wasn't all bad I was General Manager of Smackdown. I got someone together for a musical performance. Ladies and gentlemen, Lil Wayne and Jay Sean!!

Lil' Wayne: I hope all enjoyed our performance but we gotta go. YOUNG MONAY!!!!!!!!

Crowd: ENCORE!!!!! ENCORE!!!! ENCORE!!!!!!

Lil' Wayne: A'ight I got one more song for you guys

Cryme Tyme comes out to the song.

Shad: Yo, JTG. What you think about what happened last week?

JTG: That was stupid.

Lil' Wayne: Man good luck in y'alls match. Peace guys. (Leaves ring)

Justin Roberts: In the ring, in a combine weight of 406 pounds, Cryme Tyme!! On the way to the ring, Kofi Kingston and Evan Bourne!

(Ding, ding, ding)

Match: Evan and JTG start off. JTG backs Evan into the corner. JTG sets Evan up on the turn buckle. Evan rolls passed JTG and lands on the mat with his feet. Evan goes top with JTG and hits a code breaker move off the turnbuckle!

Jim Ross: Great move by Evan "Air" Bourne!!

Match: JTG yells in pain. Evan goes outside to the get a kendo stick. He comes back in with it and try to hit JTG but he ducks and JTG with a kick to the mid section. JTG rams Evan into the ring poll. He tags in Shad. They do a double vertical suplex and JTG gets out. Shad pulls Evan back up and hits him with a forearm smash. Shad with a irish whip on Evan. Evan ducks and a back kick to Shad's ribs. Evan turns around and hits him with a knee to the face. Shad is blinded by the knee to the eye and misses the clothsline he tried. Evan climbs the left side of the turnbuckle. He tags in Kofi and Kofi climbs the right side of the turnbuckle. They hit a double missle drop kick. Evan goes to the outside and pulls out a table from under the ring. He throws it in the ring. Kofi grabs it and puts it in the corner set up. Shad pats on Kofi shoulder. He turns around and Shad flips him through the the table. Shad drags Kofi to the middle of the ring. Shad goes for a pin, 1-2-3!!!

Justin Roberts: Kofi Kingston has been eliminated!!

Match: Kofi is draged to the back by a second referee. The match goes on. Evan Bourne comes in. JTG bounces up and down wanting in. JTG gets the tag. They lock-up. JTG locks in a wrist lock. Evan reverses it and pounds JTG to the mat. Evan goes for a quick count, 1-2-KICK OUT! JTG gets up pushes Evan into the corner. JTG grabs the kendo stick. Evan kicks the kendo stick and hits JTG right between the eyes. Evan grabs it slaps him with it from left to right. Evan with a fast DDT and JTG landed on his head. Evan goes up top. STARSHIP PAIN UP TOP!!! GOES FOR A PIN, 1-2-3

Justin Roberts: JTG has been eliminated!!

Match: Shad gets in the ring. He grabs the kendo stick and breaks it in two, he throws it out. Evan with a kick to mid-section. He pounds Shad head in corner and trys going for another one but Shad ducks and hits double axe handle. JTG gets up and goes in the ring with a steel chair. JTG pounds on Evan's legs with the chair. Kofi runs out and chases after JTG through the crowd. Shad looks at Evan and then looks at the chair. Shad smashes in Evan skull and goes for the pin, 1-2-3!!!

Justin Roberts: Here is your winners, Cryme Tyme!!

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Shows the Joker in office with Team 3D

Joker: I know you guys wanted action so I put together a match for you guys.

Ray: With who?

Joker: Does it matter? You can still held 'em can't you?

D-Von: Heck yeah, man. We're the best tag team ever.

Joker: Good, then. (Knock at door) Come in.

Tana: (Comes in) Hi.

D-Von: We'll holler at you later, man.

Ray: Yeah.

Joker: Okay. (Team 3D leaves) Can I help you Tana?

Tana: Lets just get one thing straight, I hate you. Always have, always will.

Joker: Why do you hate me?

Tana: Because you think your better than the rest of us.

Joker: Mainly because I am. If it wasn't for me, you wouldn't have championship you have over your shoulder. I made you.

Tana: I didn't care about the Devils Rejects, I was just in it for a start.

Joker: Funny you say that.

Tana: Look, whatever man, I just want a match tonight.

Joker: Too bad. I'm booked tonight and don't have time for you.

Tana: (Slaps Joker) Change your mind?

Joker: You're gonna treat me with respect and you'll learn that respect tonight.

Tana: Lookin' forward to it.

Joker: You, me, tonight. You get your match.

Tana: Haha, whatever. (Tana leaves)

Terry Funk: (Walks in) I was wondering if I could get an interview with you.

Joker: No, get out.

Terry Funk: Come on, for the fans.

Joker: Screw the fans.

Terry Funk: You don't mean that.

Joker: I sure mean it when I say, "Terry Funk, you're fired!!"

Terry Funk: No, man. Please, I gotta wife.

Joker: Get out or I'll have you arrested.

Terry Funk: You have too much power (Leaves)

Justin Roberts: The following contest is sheudled for one fall and is for the National Championship. Making his way to the ring, Painkiller!!

Painkiller comes out and grabs a mic.

Painkiller: Tonight, I want this match to be a message to Kevin Shaddix. At Powersurge, I will beat him and later become World Heavyweight Champion. I am the best superstar on Smackdown and I am undefeated here. Morrison, I will take your title from you tonight. (drops mic)

Justin Roberts: And his oppentent, John Morrison.

Painkiller vs John Morrison for the National Championship.

Match: Both men tie up. Painkiller locks in a head lock. Morrison reverses and locks in an head lock of his own. Morrison try going bull dog but Painkiller bounces him off the top on the turn buckle and....back slam!! Painkiller locks a leg lock. Morrison yells in pain. He pulls his leg off his leg. Morrison gets up and stomps at his knee. Painkiller flips his body and kick Morrison in the head. Morrison hits face first into second turnbuckle. Morrison bounces off the turnbuckle. Painkiller runs against the ropes, and.....CLOTHSLINE!!!!! Morrison goes down. Painkiller looks around. Painkiller uncovers the turnbuckle. Morrison gets back to his feet and Painkiller grabs his head. WHAM!!! Painkiller rams his head into the exposed turnbuckle. And, again, again, one more time!! Morrison is bleeding slighty. Painkiller bits at his wound. The referee yells at him to stop, and he finally does. Painkiller has blood pours out his mouth. Painkiller spits the rest of the blood in Morrison face. Morrison can't see because of the blood. Morrison whips away the blood from his face. He uncovers to the big boot by Painkiller. Morrison falls between the second and third jump to the outside. Whats Painkiller thinking? Painkiller jumps over the top rope on to John!! The referee starts the count, 1........2...........3........Painkiller gets up. He gets up John Morrison....4.......5......he smashes his against the announce table.....6.....7.....he throws him back in the ring. Painkiller goes after him as Morrison gets up. Morrison with a kick to the mid section. Morrison pulls him against the ropes, goes for an irish whip. Morrison with a neck breaker. Morrison pulls himself back up. Wait who is that? Its Shelton Benjamin!! Shelton attacks Morrison and the referee calls for the bell.

Justin Roberts: Here is your winner by DQ, Painkiller!!

Jim Ross: Painkiller won the match but doesn't get to walk away with the title!!!

Shows the Joker walking to the ring.

Michael Cole: When we get back we have the Joker vs Tana match!! Stay tuned!!

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Goes back to Smackdown and shows Joker in the ring.

Justin Roberts: In the ring, from Greenville, South Carolina, The Joker!!

Tana music hits.

Justin Roberts: From New York, Tana!!!!

Joker grabs mic.

Joker: I forgot to tell you. I assigned a special referee for this match. Its none other than your oppenent at Powersurge, CASEY!!!!!!!!!

Casey comes out.

Casey: Tana, at Powersurge I will take the only thing that means everything to you.

Joker: This match will be a No DQ match.

Match: Tana doesn't look suprised as the match starts. Tana backs Joker into the corner and Joker yells at Casey to get him off. Casey pulls her off and Joker punches Tana in the jaw. Tana spears Joker and punches his face. Casey pulls her off again. Tana shoves Casey and spears Joker again. Joker shoves her off and gets up. Casey trys to attack Tana. Joker pulls her back and yells at her, "SHE'S MINE!!!," he says. Casey watches Joker on. Joker grabs a Tanas head and shes shoves him off. She trys going for a Cyclone but Joker throws her against the ropes. She bounces off the ropes and comes back with a huge side affect. Joker looks mad and gets up fast. Joker throws her against the corner. Joker goes to punch her but stops. He thinks a second and hits her hard. Joker hits a vertical suplex and yells at Casey to get a steel chair. Casey obeys the command and gets it. Joker grabs the chair from Casey and looks at Tana. Joker goes to hit but he gets a drop kick and chair hits him in the face. Joker goes down. Tana goes up against the ropes and hits a spinning leg drop. Tana rolls her back onto her feet. Tana goes for a sharp shoot but Joker pushes her off. Joker gets up and shoves her against the corner. Joker kisses Tana. Tana pushes him off and wipes off the kiss from him. Joker smiles and laughs. Tana kicks him in the mid section and grabs hold of the chair. Tana with a chair shot to Joker's head. Joker goes down and crawls to the ropes. Tana trys hitting Joker with the chair again but Casey grabs the chair from her. Tana pushes her and Casey spears her. Joker grabs a mic.

Joker: Casey, stop or I will strip you of your number one contenders spot!!

Match: Casey stops and helps up Joker. The match goes on. Joker crawls over to the chair and grabs it. Joker hits Tana with the chair but Tana grabs it from him and throws it into the crowd. Joker is shocked and kicks Tana in knee. He gets up, and WHAM!!! Joker bounces her off the turnbuckle. Joker comes back with big boot. Tana is knocked out....WAIT!!! Joker tried getting a leg sumission in but played possum and does a roll up, 1-2-NO!! Joker gets up and looks around. He throws Tana over the ropes. Tana hits the ground hard. Joker goes to the outside. Casey follows him. Joker grabs the ring bell and hits Tana in the skull with through the barrer over the crowd. Joker and Tana fight in the crowd. Joker grabs someones cane from them. WHACK!!!! Joker hits Tana in the back with it and throws it away. Joker turns his back Tana and when he turns back she hits him with the same cane. Joker goes down and Tana gets him up throws him over the barrer. She throws him back into the ring. Casey gets back in the ring. Tana hits a cyclone but.....WAIT!!!!!! SHE DOESN'T GO FOR A PIN!!! SHE GETS A STOP SIGN!!!! She comes back in the ring and Joker gets up. Joker with a kick to the mid section, goes for a powerbomb, Casey grabs the sign and WHAM!!!!!! Casey hits Joker with sign!! He goes down and Tana looks at Casey. Tana goes for the pin, 1-2-3!!!! The match ends and Casey bashes in Tanas head with the sign. Casey stands over Tana and Jokers bodies

Justin Roberts: Here is your winner, Tana!!

-Commercial-

Back to Smackdown and see's Sting with Maria.

Maria: Sting, why did Hayabusa attack you weeks ago?

Sting: Well its real simple. He knew....(Kevin comes in)

Kevin Shaddix: Hey babe (Kisses Maria)

Maria: Hi, sweetie.

Sting: Do you mind?

Kevin: Do you mind? (Hayabusa attacks Sting from behind)

Hayabusa: I want you at Powersurge!!

Kevin: Wow, dude calm down.

Hayabusa: Shut up! (leaves)

Justin Roberts: This next match is a handicapp tables match!! Coming to the ring, Team 3D!!!

Team 3D comes out.

Justin Roberts: And, now, Kevin Dakota Shaddix!!!!

Match: Match begins and they corner Kevin. Kevin goes straight for Devon and throws him into steel pole. Kevin kicks Ray in the mid section and.....TWIST OF FATE!!! Kevin goes to the outside. Kevin gets a table from under the ring. The throws it in the ring. Devon grabs the table from him and sets it up in the corner. Kevin gets in the ring and throws himself into Devon through the table.

Justin Roberts: Devon has been eliminated.

Match: Devon crawls out of the ring as Ray gets back to his feet. Kevin starts moving around and Ray helps him up. Ray with a gutwrench power bomb. Ray's going up top. Kevin quickly gets up and sets up for a vertical suplex off the top rope but Ray with punches to the stomach. Kevin jumps from top rope and Ray sets up for a double axe handle but misses and lands on his ankle. Kevin stomps at the ankle. Kevin goes on the outside. He looks up under the ring. He throws in a chair, trash can and puts a ladder against the ring. Kevin crawls back in the ring as Ray picks up the trash can. Ray bashes Kevin in the head with it. Kevin's head is leaking of blood. Ray puts Kevins head in the trash can and grabs the chair. BAM! Ray bashes the chair on the trash can. Kevin goes down and pulls the trash can off his head. Painkiller comes out. Painkiller gets up Kevin. Ray goes and puts a table set up in the ring. Painkiller hits a gutwrench powerbomb on Kevin through the table!! Joker comes out.

Joker: I told you Smackdown will pay 10 times. I just took stage 3. At Powersurge, you and Painkiller will fight in a Falls Count Anywhere. Smackdown will change.....forever. Let hell begin.

Show Fades.