Pyro goes off)

Jim Ross:Ladies and gentlemen,welcome to another exciting edition of Smackdown

Michael Cole:Yeah,Because tonight we have several exciting match ups

Terry Funk:Yeah,and Right now we have a diva's match

Michael Cole:HaHaHa My Favorite.

Justin Roberts:This following match-up is scheduled for one fall and it is for a title match against Women's Champion and Guest Commentator for this match.....Tana!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(Tana comes out while trying to make sure the fans don't touch her on her way to the announcer's table)

Jim Ross:How are you Tana?

Tana:Um.Excuse me?

Jim Ross:I was saying tha..

Tana:Shh..no one cares!

(Melina's music hits and Melina comes out as a Highlight Package from last weeks Smackdown plays)

(Casey then comes out delivering High Fives to the fans)

Tana:Who does she think she is.

Michael Cole:Well I think she is just a good person.

Tana:and What am I,Cole?

Cole:Well umm...

Tana:Shh and let Mommy watch the match.

(Ding,Ding,Ding)

Bell rings and were off. Melina runs at Casey. Casey trys a clothsline but Melina ducks and grabs her neck from behind....NECK BREAKER!! Melina drags Casey to the corner. She sets her up in corner. Melina walks back to other corner and runs to Casey and BASEBALL SLIDE!!!!!!!!!!

Jim Ross:Melina seems to be a great athlete in her own right,Tana.

Tana:Psshh,I beat her like nothing last week in that Idiotic Idea Dr.Spencer called a Wrestling match.

 Casey falls on Melina but Melina shoves her off. Melina gets up Casey and throws her over the ropes. Casey gets to her feet and Melina pounds her head in on the announce table. Casey with a reversal and locks in an arm bar with Melina. She rolls her into the ring. Casey swings against the ropes and hits the bull dog on Melina. Casey pulls Melina up and puts her up top. Sets it up and....PEPSI PLUNGE!!!!!!!!!!!!! Casey goes for a pin, 1-2-3!!!!!!!!!!

Justin Roberts:Here is the winner and the opponent for Tana at Powersurge...Casey!!!!!!!!!!

(Casey Raises her arm in Victory and as she turns around Tana hits her with the Women's Championship Belt in the head and Smirks)

-commercial-

Jim Ross:Shocking movements by the Women's Champion just now.

Michael Cole:Yeah and now we take you backstage with Dr.Leroy Spencer and are Guests..The Popular Death Metal Band..Dethklok with their manager Charles Ofdenson.

(Dethklok and Spencer appear on the Titantron and it seems the announcers are going to be asking the band questions)

Jim Ross:Hey guys,how do you feel being associated with Dr.Leroy Spencer?

Nathan Explosion:Charles,Who the Hell is this Dick?

Charles Ofdensen:Shh ..Natan this will really help plug our newest album,coming out this September.

Cole:I have a Question

Charles Ofdensen:Go right ahead sir.

Cole:Well are you guys going to be performing tonight?

William Murderface:Well why the **** wouldn't we be performing,lis **** there is musical instruments right by the stage!

Charles:Calm down,Murderface.

Toki Wartooth:Aren't you guys goings to asks Tokis a Questions?

Skwisgar Skwigelf:Bes Quiets Tokis,No Ones wants to sees you!

Toki Warttoth:Shut Ups Skwisgar!

Pickles the Drummer:Listen we aren't very good at speeches and what not,we are musicians and tonight we will be playing "Awaken" and "Thunderhorse"

Jim Ross:Cool guys,good luck.

Nathan Explosion:Man,I hate advertising.

Leroy Spencer:HaHaHaHa these guys are fricken' hilarious.

Nathan:Who the **** are you again?

(Dethklok fades away on the Screen)

Michael Cole:HaHaHaHaHaHa.

Jim Ross:Right now we have a match between Mick Foley and D'lo Brown

Mick Foley vs D'lo Brown

Bell rings and Mick beats on the ropes. Brown looks weirded out and forearm smashes him in the back. Mick smiles and looks out into the crowd. Brown pounds Micks head in the ropes. Brown delivers a forearm smash to Mick. He falls on his knees. Brown knees Mick in the face. Foley looks up with blood dripping from his mouth. Foley smiles at Brown and reveals broken teeth. Foley gets to his feet and chokes Brown. He rakes his hands and forces him let go. Brown hits a vertical suplex. Goes for a cover, 1-2-OH! Not yet. Brown sits up. Mick Foley gets up but Brown doesn't notice it. Brown clothsline him over the top rope. Foley falls to the floor and crawls under the ring. Brown pulls him from under the ring by the legs and stomps in his legs. Brown throws him back in the ring. Brown pulls him to corner poll. WAIT!!!!!!!! GODFATHER COMES OUT!!!!!!!!!!! Godfather has a trash can lid!! PUSHES FOLEY OUT OF THE WAY!!!!!!!!!!! AND HITS D'LO BROWN WITH THE TRASH CAN LID!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Justin Roberts:This bout has gone to a No contest

(The Godfather grabs a mic. as D'lo tries to get up)

The Godfather:Listen you wanna go to war,I can to war because at Powersurge we will face off in a Loser Leaves Smackdown Match!!!

-commercial-

Jim Ross:We are back and we are set for Tag Team action with The Joker and Y2J.

Justin Roberts:Ladies and Gentlemen their opponents,The Team of Ultimo Dragon and Paul London

(Dragon and Paul run to ring and immediately we hear the bell ring and it is Joker and Dragon starting things out)

Joker throws Dragon into the corner. Dragon jumps on the very top rope and try hitting a back flip on Joker but he catches him and throws him cross the ring. OMG!!!! Joker locks on a head lock and throws Dragon around in it!! Joker trys ripping the very head off Dragon. Jericho looks on in amazement. Joker pulls him to the corner and Joker throws himself at Dragon. Dragon falls to the ground and Joker big splashs him. Joker tags in Jericho. Jericho runs up to Dragon and CODE BREAKER!!!!!!!! Joker tags himself back in. Chris looks confused. Joker gets him up and....TOMBSTONE PILEDRIVER!!!!!!!!!! Dragon is knocked out. He starts to move around and goes to tag in London. He gets the tag and London is fired up with fists. Paul with a kick to the mid section of Joker and throws Joker into the steal ring post. London punches Chris off the apron and turns around. Joker is standing up and looks mad. Joker grabs him by the neck and throws him into the corner three feet away. Joker with a powerful clothsline and knocks London down. Joker looks slowly at Dragon. He pulls him into the ring and...HITS A POWERBOMB!!!!!!! Joker tosses Dragon over the top rope. THIS GUY'S A MANIAC!!!!!!!!! Jericho tags himself in. Joker looks mad then smiles at Chris. Jericho enters the ring. Jericho with a Loin Sault on London!! Goes for a pin, 1-NO!! Joker grins at Jericho. He looks at him scarcastic and waits for London to get up...CODE BREAKER!!!!!!!!! Goes for a pin, 1-2-3!! NO ONLY 2!!!!!!! Joker laughs and Chris tags him in. Joker gets him and a powerful clothsline!!! Tags in Jericho. Tags in Dragon. Y2J quickly locks in the Walls of Jericho. AND A TAP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Jim Ross:Wow what a fast pace match up by the Team of those two Sinister men.

(Joker grabs the Mic)

Joker:Last Week I was screwed by the GM,and I will make an impact!

-Commercial-

Jim Ross:We are back and Now we send you to our Broadcast Partner..Maria!

Maria:Thanks Guys,Ladies and Gentlemen I am Here with Kevin Dakota Shaddix,Kevin how are you?

Kevin Shaddix:I am fine by the way sweet cheeks ere is my room card meet me in the hottub.

Maria:Oh yay I love Hot Tobs!

Kevin:Of Course you do,Listen Babe wanna come out with me for my match with HBk later on?

Maria:Well I have to stay here but I think I can go,but first I have to ask you what plans do you have for later on tonight?

Kevin:HaHaHa well come here and I'll tell you.

(Kevin whispers something into Maria's ear )

Maria:What does that mean?

Kevin:Well you see I can show you and I ca...

(Shawn Michaels walks in)

Shawn:Listen kid,you got Talent and I can't wait to work with you later on tonight.

Kevin:Yeah,me too.

(As Shawn walks away,Kevin then Jumps on HBK and continues to put the boots to him)

Jim Ross:Absouletly Shocking!

Michael Cole:I know,does that mean Maria is dating again!

Jim Ross:Will you stop.

(We see Kofi Kingston and Evan Bourne come to the ring)

(then Team 3D)

Jim Ross:It appears Justin's microphone isn't working,but  Can tell you you we are set for another awe-some Tag Match here on Smackdown and we are starting with Ray and Evan Bourne

Evan and Ray start off. They tie up. Ray over throws Evan. He is on his knees. Evan gets up and delivers a kick to the mid section. Evan goes for a scissors kick but Ray ducks and hits a half rock bottom like move. Evan landed on his head but rolls out of it and charges at Ray. Lefts and rights to the knees. Evan with a shining wizard!! Ray lands on the second rope. Evan runs against the ropes and stands on Rays back which chokes him with the ropes. Evan does a back flip off Ray and the crowd goes nuts. Evan goes up top. Is he going for a shooting star press? No, he sets up for a moonsault. AND A MISS!!!!! Ray moved out the way and a quick tag to Devon. Devon is in and pounds in Evans back with stomps. Devon helps him to his feet and hits a body slam. Devon with a elbow, and another, and two more. Devon locks on a head lock. Evan gets his leg under the rope. Devon breaks it and tries to grab Evan legs but he kicks him and kicks up. OH HE SLIPPED!!! Evan gets up and does and spinning leg drop on Devon. Kofi jumps up and down, wanting in the ring. Kofi gets the tag. Kofi does a rolling cannon ball on Devon. Kofi looks around in the crowd while Devon gets up. Devon behind with a school boy, 1-2-NO!!! Kofi seats up and gets back to his feet, TROUBLE IN PARADISE BY KOFI!!!!!!!! 1-2-3!!!!!!!!!!! KOFI AND EVAN BOURNE WIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Jim Ross:Wow, Evan Bourne and Kofi Kingston just beat the Tag Champions clean.

(As Kofi and Evan celebrate Cryme Tyme comes out and attacks them then Team 3D attacks Cryme Tyme until a total brawl is unleashed)

(Nathan Explosion comes on the Titantron)

Nathan:Listen guys this Dickweed here is telling me to tell you that at Powerfight,oh I mean Powersurge you will be fighting in a triple threat tag team match for the tag belts...and it will be in a Steel Cage!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Jim Ross:We are back and we have a triple threat match already inside the ring are Umaga and The Great Khali

Justin Roberts:And their opponents from the deepest layer of Hell...He is the Addiction...he is the Demon...weighing in at 245 pounds...Painkiller!!!!!!!!!!!!

Bell rings and Painkiller automatically goes after Umaga. Painkiller with a full nelson suplex. Khali comes over puts his hand on Painkiller. Painkiller with a hip toss. Umaga and Khali get up and look at eachother. Khali hits a gaint swing on Painkiller and Umaga spears Khali. Umaga looks around at them both. Umaga pulls Painkiller to Khali and.....BIG SPLASH ON THEM BOTH!!!!!!!!!! They're both out. They start to get back their feet. Khali throws Painkiller out the ring. Umaga goes up to Khali the bump chests. Painkiller comes in with a steel chair. He hits Khali out the ring. Painkiller with two shot to the head of Umaga. He goes down. A cover, 1-2-3!!!

Justin Roberts:Here is your winner..Painkiller!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

-commercial-

Jim Ross:It is now time for Dethklok!!!

(They are on the Stage and they begin)

 

Nathan Explosion:Yeah!!!

-commercial-

 Jim Ross: it is time for the Main Events,and we have just heard that Shawn Michaels will not be able to compete tonight as he suffered a minor concussion in his head,he will not be able to compete until Powersurge.

Michael Cole:Well we certainly wish our apologies to HBK,and we have heard that as a punishment for his actions,earlier tonight Kevin Shaddix will have to fight The Joker next week.

(Dethklok begins to play there next song)

Justin Roberts:Please welcome the Participants.FromWest Newbury,Massachusetts....John Cena.....From Colorado Springs...Bobby Lashley....Sting!!!...from New York..Tana....from Japan....Hayabusa.....from Perry,Oklahoma..Jack Swagger......From Brooklyn,New York....JTG....from Clevland,Ohio..The Miz....and from Japan..Yoshi Tatsu!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(They all get into the ring while looking at each other)

Jim Ross:They must be thrown over the top rope to be eliminated.

Bobby Lashley goes for a Spear on John Cena but Cena pulls down the top rope and Bobby Lasley is Eliminated and Cena smirks but on the other side of the ring Sting and Hayabusa are straight out brawling.The Miz Seems to be getting the upper hand on JTG and Yoshi Tatsu is getting man handled by Jack Swagger until ack throws Yoshi out of the ring for another elimination.Bobby Lashley comes back in pissed and spears everyone except John Cena as Cena picks up Lashley asLashley was trying to give him a spear but Cena reversed it intoa Attitude Adjustment,but Lashley then turns it into a Dominator and then Throws Cena over the Top-rope.and as they go out Cena and Lashley continue to brawl to the stage.

Jim Ross:This is Madness!

As Tana gets up she then gets Big Booted by Jack Swagger then thrown out by him.after we see Tana fall out we also see JTG thrown out by the Miz.It is now down to The Miz,Sting,Hayabusa,Shelton Benjamen, and Jack Swagger.As Sting and Hayabusa continue to battle The Miz attacks Shelton to which Shelton dodges but then Gets a Gut Rench Powerbomb by Jack Swagger ,Shelton then rolls outside the ring.As The Miz goes for Swagger Swagger instead reverses it into a back body drop over the ropes onto the ground,The Miz is Eliminated.Jack then Runs at Hayabusa and Sting but they just spread apart and let Swagger go over the Top Rope.Swagger is Eliminated.Sting then turns around as we see Hayabusa run towards sting looking to give a move but sting rolls out of the ring and gets a mic

Sting:Listen Hayabusa before we finish this,I have to tell these fans that you were the one that attacked me!and I know why

But before Sting could finish Hayabusa gives him a Baseball slide but Sting pushes him back in the ring and it looks like Sting is going to hit the Sharpshooter but Hayabusa trips him on towards the top rope and goes to clothline him over but Sting lifts him over his head and Hayabusa is eliminated,It looks as though Sting won but Shelton Benjamen throws him over the top rope for the final elimination!

Justin Roberts:Here is your winner...Shelton Benjamen!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Jim Ross:What a show tonight,and be sure to tune in next week.Goodnight ladies and Gentlemen!

-show ends-