McMahon 101: Here we are in Xtreme and it's a new era tonight as that huge problem has left aka King of the Dead and I have been waiting for this day for almost a year.

Sami: You know as good as I do Xtreme will never be Xtreme without King of the Dead he represented the show everywhere he walked and you disrespected that because he didn't see eye to eye with you. Your nothing more than a big baby that needs to grow up.

McMahon 101: YOU NEED TO SHOW SOME RESPECT TO ME SAMI!!!!!!! You and King are like lovers is he cheating on Stephanie with you?

Sami: Excuse me?

McMahon 101: Well your always backing King up do you have a secret feeling for him or something?

Sami: NO!!!!!! I'll slap you if you don't shut up you're a crude, rude loser.

McMahon 101: Well Sami, calm down.  King of the Dead isn't here anymore, but we still have each other and thats what counts.  You see, we don't need one person, we got the entire earth to look at.  One person leaving isn't going to make a difference.  So sit back, take a deep breath and share the love!

Lights Flicker

McMahon 101: Huh what's this?

Mysterious Voice: I hate hypocrites... McMahon 101 you remind me of someone... a man long ago who marched these halls parading about fans and their rights and what not... that man turned to the dark side as you call it and achieved a monstrous amount of fame and accomplishments... that man didn't post his show so you fired him... that man is King of the Dead... What if he came back and made a new look again for himself... what if he came back and decided to buy TFC and got it and what if it happened what if King stole the spotlight one more time.

McMahon 101: Ummm could it be...

The light shines on the Mysterious man and shows it as Jeff Hardy

McMahon 101: Jeff?

Jeff Hardy: Hang on I'll come out.

Jeff's entrance starts and then huh look that's not Jeff

McMahon 101: He has Black hair?

He shows his face and its... KING OF THE DEAD!!!!!!!!!!!

McMahon 101: WHAT IS HE DOING HERE?!!!!!!

Sami: ITS KING!!!!!!!!!!!

King of the Dead: Haha I'm BAAAAAAAAAAAAACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Fans: BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

King of the Dead: The reason I didn't have a show last week was because I didn't think you fans deserved it and I just felt like sitting on my couch and watch T.V while all you hypocrites were lining up at the gate getting inpatient for my show to start. I also have been fired and have no contract as a Superstar and a GM but too bad 101 I already told him I have bought Xtreme it doesn't Belong to TFC no more. So remember this when you look at Xtreme its not TFC's Xtreme ITS KING OF THE DEADS XTREME!!!!!!! Which means kit has nothing to do with you pathetic fans.

McMahon 101: He can't do this I'm going in their.

McMahon 101 gets in the ring

King of the Dead: Oh and btw tonight we'll have our four Xtreme King of the Ring Qualifying matches.

McMahon 101: Please King have some dignity and respect your boss.

King of the Dead: Haha what didn't you get from what I said before. I don't belong to TFC no more I belong to King of the Dead's Xtreme. This means I can whoop your saw losing ass and get away with it because I don't like you.

McMahon 101: King you're a evil little *****.

King of the Dead: What you didn't think I'd have a plan two in case you did fire me you're stupid you thought I was your friend all this time but all I was doing was disguising the fact that I was slowly and Slowly buying TFC hahahahahahaha.

McMahon 101: Ugh...

King of the Dead: Hahahahaha and I thank JJ he finally Killed a pain in the neck named the Xtreme Thugs oh yeah if JJ wants I'll give him the whole Xtreme Thugs which is Kermie, Mattattack and RKtaker. Oh that's right I had to do some thing...

KING OF THE DEAD CONNECTS WITH A SLAP ON MCMAHON 101

King of the Dead: Oh how I missed those days when I hurt you hahahahaha thanks 101 you have opened the Gates of HELL ON XTREME FOR YOU!!!!!!!!!!!! Oh and McMahon 101 I'm sure you remind me a lot like Skitzo who said one thing then  later did the opposite. Oh And now 101 GET OUT OF MY RING!!!!!!!!!!!!

McMahon glares at King and leaves the ring

King of the Dead: now to something I have to explain where are the supposed to be GM's of Xtreme? Well to tell you the truth the driver likes a lot of cash and all  did was pay him to take a turn at a different set of lights. So now I had the opportunity to tell you all what this here show is MINE BABY!!!!!!!! THIS RING THESE WEAPONS THE BLOOD ITS ALL MINE!!!! BECAUSE WHEN 101 SIGNED ME UP HE SIGNED THE MAN WHO WILL TAKE THIS SHOW WITH HIM AND LEAVE TFC IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE THAT'S WHY DJ AND TOOLMAN ARE NOTHING BUT ASS KISSING LOSERS!!!!!! I mean they kissed up to his ass to get the job I mean come on their show is ****, Their matches are REDICULOUS, They can't spell for ****, Storylines were bland, Segments had no hype to them and well their grammar is shocking. I think that I am the most prestages piece of art TFC ever had and to throw me out the window like I was a ragged doll is like throwing out diamonds like their five cent coins and the worst thing is you all thought I am over with no more King of the Dead HAHAHA as I told a few people not too long ago your all so gullible...

DJ and Toolman come out in suits

King of the Dead: What the... you two look like a bunch of preps.

DJ: Yeah funny aren't you now get out of TFC's ring.

Toolman: Or I'll open up another can of ass whooping on you like I did on CBM's Cyber Turmoil.

King of the Dead: haha You're the two they replaced me for well at least I k now they need two to equal one of me haha. Well aren't I lucky today I get to smash two of the youngest stars in TFC and Toolman the wannabe Hardcore legend you have nothing but a win over me and DJ this is the first time I have met you its kind of rude of you not to introduce yourself before kicking me out but then you two do have a lack of respect so I'll have to beat it into you.

DJ: Stop King you can get locked up for this do you really want that?

King of the Dead: I don't care.

King punches DJ in the head and then kicks Toolman to the gut but DJ connects with a clothesline to King and the lights go out...2 mins pass... and light go back on and then we see DJ and Toolman handcuffed to opposite sides of the ring to each other and King in the middle with a Steel Bat. King smiles and laughes then Hits both men with the bat over and over and over and over again. King laughs and points to the titan tron and it shows all these brutal attacks King has done to people like Maryse, Joey Styles and Joker to name a few that he has beat up with that same Steel Bat.

King of the Dead: That's right this is my show and soon I'll have a company HAHAHAHAH!!!!!!

King Hits DJ and Toolman across the heads with that Steel Bat and points to 101 laughing and BOOM! FIRE EXPLODES FROM THE TURNBUCKLES BURNING THEIR FACES!!!!!!!!!!!!

Kurt Angle comes out

Kurt Angle: Strip Jeff of his title King... I SAID STRRRIP HIM OF HIS...

King of the Dead: I HEARD YOU THE FIRST TIME AND NO I WONT STRIP JEFF OF HIS TITLE!!!! (Kurt looks shocked) Kurt I won't completely leave you like this tho as you did get screwed out of that title but here what I'll do at the next PPV its gonna be Jeff Hardy vs. Kurt Angle for the Undisputed Xtreme World Championship in a... XTREME RULEZ MATCH!!!!!!!!! Also will the Finals of the King of the Ring Tournament will be held at the PPV. Now I do have something to announce and I know one man here will be very happy about this announcement. On the 12 of November this year will be the day 101 might blow a gasket but it's the day/month/year that Me and Stephanie are getting married. Aww isn't that cute a wedding . Well that's all for now hope you like the show hypocrite's and parasites and also the King of parasites McMahon 101 with his two noble ass kissing knights hope you love the show that you could never produce. I welcome you to the return of the DEAD HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Commercials

Skitzo's Return: This OWC the Hero of millions that seemed to have been crushed by criticism will return in the King of the Ring Tournament. King of the Dead announced this as a huge spoiler to those who let go of hope that the man that claimed his mined was "The Insanity" will ever come back but as soon as King let go of the one secret he couldn't keep all gained hope once more and we're sure this time round Skitzo will bring respect back to TFC. (Tune into OWC to find out more info)

King of the Ring Tournament: It's a honer, a Title and a Royal Gift to be named in the King of the Ring Tournament. Find out who will become the first ever Kings of the Ring by watching each brand Xtreme, War, SmackDown and OWC. When each Tournament ends their will be only one King in each brand but will the Kings draw War or Peace to their brands? Find out by watching/reading each brands tournament.

Back to Xtreme

Sami: Wow he hasn't left us at all he is back...

McMahon 101: He doesn't know how to spread the love how to express the happiness in his heart oh that's right he hates this job and doesn't have any happiness in his heart that's why he bothers writing TFC.

Sami: Will you stop ****ing around about King admit it McMahon you couldn't stand DJ and Toolman running the show their matches were like reading a novel made in the 17^th century BORING!!!!!

McMahon 101:...

KOTD turns up on the Titan Tron

King of the Dead: The first match is the first qualifying King of the Ring match and it is a Tag Team match. Now because this is the first time in History this has happened I'd like to tell you what the rules of this match is. The winning team will go to the semi's as single stars not as Tag Team stars so the winning team will be fighting each other next week in a singles match of the teams choosing between each other so this week it's a team effort to get to next week where its each man for them selfs.

KOTD comes off the titan tron

Lillian Garcia: This match is a King of the Ring Qualifying match set as one fall. The First Team to be in this match...

The Hardy Boyz come out accompanied by Lita

Lillian Garcia: TEAM XTREME THE HARDY BOYZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (The Hardyz enter the ring and wait) And their opponents...

Rated RKO Comes out

Lillian Garcia: RATED RKO!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Edge grabs two mics and hands one over to Randy

Edge: So Lita come on to our team why are you with them you know who your real friends are I mean you did cheat on Matt Hardy with me and boy wasn't that fun.

Randy Orton: Yeah that's right AMY you should stop faking to love Matt and come to us where your true love is. Come on you know you wanna do it... Unless you've had a change of heart since then like Jeff did about beating the hell out of me last week to winning another title oh but that's because Jeff could never beat the hell out of me it was all just talk but you can join edge and we could be Rated RKO once more.

Jeff snatches the mic off Orton

Jeff Hardy: Randy Orton when you close your eyes what do you see? Darkness, never ending darkness? Well I see this man a man of thrill seeking dare devil high risk taking personality with rainbow colored hair called The Rainbow Colored Warrior also known as JEFF HARDY WHO GETS MILLIONS OF SCREAMS OF THRILL EACH WEEK ON THIS VERY WELL SHOW BUT YOU WHAT DO YOU SEE?!!!!!!!... That's what I thought Nothing, Nothing but a guy that looks like he was carved out of stone that has no brains and is all talk.

Edge hands Randy his mic

Randy Orton: Jeff why don't you show some respect towards your Intercontinental Champion?

Jeff Hardy: Why don't you show some respect towards your WORLD CHAMPION!!!!!

Edge: Jeff just go hide back in the corner with your...

Matt Hardy: WHY DON'T YOU SHUT UP EDGE LETS START THIS MATCH!!!!!!!!

Match: Bell rings and Matt and Edge start this match and Matt smashes into the head of Edge. Edge then reverses a hit into a punch to the head from edge and then Irish whip and clothes line.  Edge looks cocky and starts taunting and slapping Matt Hardy and then he tags Orton and Orton gets in the ring and stomps all over and over again until he takes his attention to Jeff. Jeff taunts Orton and Orton slides out of the ring and grabs a steel chair smiling but Edge stops him as he knows if Orton connects with that chair his hopes in the tournament are over. Orton drops the chair and re-enters the ring just as Matt tags Jeff and Jeff smiles and rushes in as Orton rushes out and Jeff goes heads over heels over that top rope and onto Randy Orton and Edge looks around him. But then Matt comes from behind edge and clothesline to the back of the neck of Edge and then SIDE AFFECT WHEN EDGE GETS UP!!!! Jeff gets up and looks at his brother then when Rated RKO gets up BOTH MEN CONNECT WITH A TWIST OF FATE!!!!!!!

McMahon 101: I still don't like Jeff Hardy because he's as stubborn as Skitzo was when I apologized to him he glares at me and walks off. He's nothing more than a big loser that can't get over the past.

Sami: Jeff is a nice and kind bloke a very quiet and reasonable man you just need to get to know him.

McMahon 101: No thank you I don't want to become like him always wearing make up to the ring and all that but you can always share the love around with fellow commentating partners... (putts arm around Sami)

Sami: (Shrugs him off) GET OFF OF ME MCMAHON 101 I WILL NEVER SHARE THE LOVE! LOVE IS FOR WHIMPS LIKE YOU I AM STRONG I AM TOUGH AND I KNOW I SCARE YOU SO DON'T YOU TRY SWEET TALKING ME EVEER!!!!!

McMahon 101: I was only sharing the love.

Match: Orton gets up and goes for the RKO on Jeff Hardy but Jeff throws him off and Edge runs in the ring and SPEAR!!!! SPEAR!!!! SPEAR!!!! To Randy Orton and Edge stares at him and walks out of the ring and walks up the ramp while Jeff covers 1...2...3!!! Edge stands at the top of the ramp looking down at the ring.

Lillian Garcia: The winners of this match and qualifying for the King of the Ring Semi Finals THE HARDY BOYZ!!!!!!!

Mattattack comes out to the ring

Mattattack: I'm kind of sick and tired OF KING OF THE DEAD I MEAN IS THIS HOW YOU RUN THIS GOD FORSAKEN STUPID LITTLE WANNABE SHOW OF YOURS HUH? BY NOT ALLOWING YOUR STARS TO COMPETE WELL?!!!!

King of the Dead comes out with a envelope

King of the Dead: This very well could be the pink slip for you in this envelope.

Mattattack: So that's how its done King is it WELL?!!!!

King slaps Mattattack as hard as he can and Mattattack looks hurt

King of the Dead: Its actually Kermies, RKtakers and your contracts I'm looking to have the Showstopper return to Thursday nights you see and btw your annoying.

King walks out of the ring and back stage leaving Mattattack wordless in the ring with a shocked expression on his face but King stops for a minute

King of the Dead: Oh yeah that's another thing I was reading the forums and saw that some TFC Officials don't agree with me being in so many Xtreme matches because I'm the GM not the star it's the stars spotlight that I'm taking but that's why I'm the Spotlight Stealer so TFC Officials I got two words for you about that... Beat it.

Commercials

War: On War we saw a shocking return from CBM as he got King's Fiancé to do him a favor as she promised and as she promised she did after a bit of "Negotiating"

Xtreme's Main Event: Tonight King returns to the Xtreme ring after a long time since he has actually competed in A Xtreme ring he is going to face DJ and Toolman in a Tag Team match with Triple H.

Back to Xtreme

Lillian Garcia: This match is a King of the Ring Qualifying match. First to the ring he is a former Hardcore champion RAVEN!!!!!! (Raven enters the ring) And next to the ring he is a former World champion BATISTA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

CROWD RAWR

Batista runs to the ring high fiving the fans on the way to the ring and then gets in the ring and looks eye to eye with Raven.

Match: Bell rings and Batista and Raven lock up but Batista easily over powers raven and throws him into the turnbuckle and then connects with a Irish Whip to the opposite turnbuckle from the turnbuckle their at and then followed by a clothesline to the neck of raven leaving raven on the floor hurt. Batista laughs and then he drops a elbow on the back of Ravens neck. He then shakes the ring ropes signing off to the fans and then sets Raven up for the Batista Bomb and he goes up AND DOWN!!!!!!!!!!! Cover 1...2...3!!!!

Sami: An easy win for Batista tonight but will next week be just as easy.

Lillian Garcia: The winner of this match by pinfall and qualifying for the King of the ring semi finals BATISTA!!!!

Batista celebrates as Triple H comes to the ring

Lillian Garcia: This match is the last king of the Ring Qualifying match. First to the ring he is a former 4 times TFC World Champion (Which means he has had 4 TFC World Title reigns for example he has ha 1x War and 3x Xtreme which together their TFC World championship reigns) TRIPLE H!!!!!!!!!! (He waits in the ring) and his Opponent he is from Hollywood California DOLPH ZIGGLER!!!!!!!!!!!!! (Triple H smiles and Dolph looks angry at Triple H as he walks in the ring)

Match: Bell rings both men lock up and...

Lillian Garcia: The winner of this match by forfeit TRIPLE H!!!!!!!

McMahon 101: What?

King of the Dead turns up on the titan tron

King of the Dead: Oh sorry people but I'm so impatient I had to rush that match and we all knew Dolph Ziggler had no chance against a Cerebral Assassin and btw Triple H deserves a break so my match will be a beautiful Xtreme Rulez Handicapped match with me vs. the two rooks McMahon was assigning to be GM. But any how lets get this on with check the ads out and we'll see what I can do after being attached to Steph for so long lets see if the King of the Dead you all remember still exists.

Commercials

Xtreme's King of the Ring Tournament: As a result of tonight next week we will have the semi finals Next week which are Matt vs. Jeff Hardy a epic battle to add to the epic bouts they have had in the past to be one step closer to being crowned King of the Ring and Triple H vs. Batista a battle of two former Evolution members both very strong as it will be tutor vs. student for the first time in Xtreme History. The Two Winners will qualify and go to the PPV to face off at the finals where it will be the winner of that match who is the Xtreme King of the Ring.

King of the Dead's Return: King of the Dead was fired and told everyone a huge lie when he said he was finished with TFC for  good and told everyone that he will never run the wannabe show Xtreme ever again but yet we see him walk out here

Back to Xtreme

Lillian Garcia: This match is a Xtreme Rulez Handicapped match. First to the ring the team of DJ and Toolman. (DJ and Toolman come out in their ring attire) And next to the ring he is the King of Xtreme, The Spotlight Stealer, KING OF THE DEAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

CROWD BOOS AT THE LOUDEST POSSIBLE AND CANS AND EVERYTHING ARE THROWN TOWARDS THE TOP OF THE RAMP THE FANS HATE KING!!!!!

Posh voice: Come on people stop throwing your rub****.

King of the Dead comes out wearing a Suit and Tie and with his hair in a pony tail neatly and holding a mic

King of the Dead (Posh Voice): This is how you guys dress isn't it all with the price tags and stuff don't you like being the gentle man but I prefer it this way.

He rips the suit off revealing his normal ring attire

KOTD (Normal Voice): You guys truly are a big pain.

Drops the mic and pulls out a Steel bat smiling

Match: King runs to the ring bell ring and King drops the bat and punches into both men as both men try to mob King but King reverses every attempt. King gets out of the ring and grabs a mic.

King of the Dead: Ok this is a huge shame I'm sorry but is these the two you picked 101 well guys you were basically lied to and everyone knew it they just didn't want to believe it I mean who wouldn't have seen it coming King of the Dead doesn't leave TFC after all. I mean you are so gullible HAHA!!!!

Match: King jumps in the ring and DJ kicks King in the gut and Toolman goes for a Twist of Fate but King reverses it and it's a back breaker to King by DJ and then Toolman and DJ stomp all over King but King grabs one of each mans legs and trips them over and gets up and then picks up his bat and laughs. King goes to swing the bat but the lights flicker and go out and when they come back on, Kings gone. DJ and Toolman don't know what's going on and Toolman goes to look for a weapon under the ring and he gets pulled under the ring. King comes from be hind DJ with that Steel Bat from behind and drops the bat laughing and then he kicks into DJ and leaves him laying on his back. King climbs the turn buckle and smiles he goes for a Death Swanton but Just before he jumps the Titan Tron shows a footage.

The titan tron comes on to a hand held camera. We see Stephanie Mcmahon101 walking through a parking lot. She puts her suit cases in the trunk. She shuts the trunk and CBM runs out grabbing her by her hair. She screams but CBM puts his hand over her mouth. He sits the camera down on top of the car

Stephanie Mcmahon101: WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? PLEASE I DIDN'T HAVE ANYTHING TO DO WITH MY DAD FIRING YOU.

CBM: SHUT UP. JUST SHUT UP. What's keeping me from putting you in this trunk and drive off with you? I think that will get under your daddies skin wouldn't it?

Stephanie Mcmahon101: PLEASE......PLEASE DON'T.

CBM: DIDN'T I TELL YOU TO SHUT UP? You remember a while back when your fiance KOTD attacked my family? Oh you remember that don't you? See I could have KOTD thrown away in jail for a very long time. But I didn't. Because you said if I did you would owe me a favor. And guess what? I'm calling in the favor. See I can always go refile the charges on KOTD if you don't do what I ask.

Stephanie Mcmahon101: What do you want?

CBM: You know what I want. All my jobs and shows back. Everything from WAR GM, OWC wrestler, and CBM's Cyber Turmoil back.

Stephanie Mcmahon101: I can't do that.

CBM: You will do it or I take you hostage until your daddy gives me what I want. So either way I'm going to get what I want. But this way you save yourself a lot of pain.

CBM grabs her by her hair and pushes her against the car slapping her

Stephanie Mcmahon101: OK OK OK....... I'll make it happen.

CBM: See was that hard Steph? But I have it all on tape so don't think you can back out of it. Because I will sue you and this company if you don't keep your word.

Stephanie is crying holding her jaw. CBM goes to leave but grabs Stephanie by the hair and throws her into the side of the car. We see Stephanie knocked out as the video ends

CBM: See I told you I had my ways. And just before KOTD was fired I recieved my new contracts.

Then it shows CBM on the Titan Tron smiling

CBM: Hey King hows it going you certainly look like your in a good  mood returning unexpectedly the same week I do wow its amazing but what's more amazing is that your fiancé isn't here tonight. King what are you gonna do to avenge your fiancé huh. Well King oh that's right your not her fiancé you're her pet that she taught to behave and not react to what CBM says oh so it's a waste of time being out side your hour with a few tools to hurt Stephanie isn't it. Lets see if we can change how you act let's see if I can awaken the "I do What I Want, When I Want and How I Want Because I Can" King of the Dead. So I see that, that King of the Dead is history but will he for long well lets see. Come on Maryse lets go and pay a visit to Stephanie McMahon.

They go to the door and then a man comes and its TRIPLE H HE SMASHES MARYSE AND CBM RUNS AWAY LEAVING MARYSE AND SEES TRIPLE H RUNS AFTER HIM AND GETS IN HIS CAR AND DRIVES OFF!!!! The Camera Shows CBM

CBM: Haha not so dumnb after all King I don't know how you knew about this but look in here is Stephanie.

She's all tied up

KING GOES SKITZO AND GRABS THE BAT AND STARTS SWINGING TOWARDS DJ and special McMahon 101 Security come out and King Smash them up and DJ and Tollman Get away while King gets on his knee's and looks angry.

CBM: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA That's what I thought you couldn't keep your cool now I love that face on your face so be happy that I'm still taking care of Stephanie OOPS this is a fake doll of Stephanie HAHAHAHAHAHA I proved the myth to be nothing more then a myth and that's that King of the Dead can't snap HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!

King stares at CBM with evil eyes angry.

[Show Ends]