Jim Ross:Welcome Ladies and gentlemen welcome to yet another exciting episode of Smackdown!!!
Michael Cole:Well I'm Sure,Most of you internet fans have already that we indeed have a new General Manager.His name is...
(Theme plays)
(A man dressed in a business suit comes out to no response)
Dr. Leroy Spencer:Well,well,well.This is it.I am so glad to be here!I'm sure you've all heard it by now..but allow me to introduce myself.My name is Dr.Leroy Spencer and I am your new GM.Forget Everything that Moron DX Warrior has done,because it all doesn't matter because I am the General Manager of Smackdown HaHaHa
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(Ding,Ding,Ding)
Justin Roberts:This Following Match-up is scheduled for one fall and making his way from the Isle of Samoa,weighing in at pounds.......Umaga!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(Umaga enters the ring screaming)
Justin Roberts:and his opponent from Chicago,Ilinois...weighing in at 265 pounds...D'lo Brown!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Michael Cole:Oh My J.R.are you down with D'lo Brown?
Jim Ross:Yes I am cole,D'lo is one of the best athletes I've ever seen,Dr.Spencer seems to know what he is doing
(Just Then Dr.Spencer appears on the titantron)
Dr.Spencer:I'm sorry,I just realized That there is nocolor commentator.So allow me to introduce the third addition to the announcer's table,the funkster.... TERRY FUNK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
D'lo looks confused,he then turns around and gets superkicked in the jaw by Umaga
J.R.:Well it seems the sudden distraction by the GM caught D'lo off guard
Umaga drags D'lo to the ringposts.Umaga goes for the Samoan Hip attack but D'lo moves out of the wayD'lo goes for the Enzugiri and connects successfully.Umaga is Stumbling as D'lo is getting up.D'lo then connects with a dropkick to the knees and umaga falls down.D'lo gets up on the topturnbuckle
Michael Cole:It looks like D'lo is gonna go for the lo'down
J.R.:It would appear so
Terry Funk:This Kid is Great
D'lo goes and Connects successfully with the Lo'down.D'lo goes for the cover 1...2... and kick out by Umaga.D'lo gets up and pulls up Umaga up to his knees,D'lo starts to connect with punches to the side of the head but Umaga grabs D'lo's Wrist and twists it.Umaga then lifts up D'lo over his head in a show of strength and then he throws D'lo over the top rope
J.R.:The Strength by Umaga !!!!!!!!
The Referee starts to count. 1....2......3.....4.....5....6....7...D'lo starts to get up....8....D'lo is up.....9......and at the last moment D'lo grts inside the ring only to be Superkicked by Umaga into the bottom turnbuckle and Umaga successfully hits the Samoan hip attack.Umaga then pulls D'lo out of the ropes into the middle of the ring.Umaga the climbs to the top rope and Samoan Splash.Umaga then picks up D'lo and The Samoan Spike!
Terry Funk:Oh My god,that kid has got to be looking like a pancake right now
J.R.:Seriously,I hope D'lo is okay
Michael Cole:Me Too,
Umaga goes for the Cover...1.....2.....3..
(Ding,Ding,Ding)
Justin Roberts:and Here is your Winner Umaga!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(Umaga Leaves well screaming)
(D'lo is looking depressed)
Jim Ross:Oh my it is the Godfather
Michael Cole:and The Ho Train!
Terry Funk:Calm Down,you two
(Comes into the ring with the Ho Train)
The Godfather: My Brother,You seem down.So how about we kick it old school and I'll give you a first class ticket on the Hoooooooooooooooooooooo Train!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(D'lo stands up and gives The Godfather the Sky High!)
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Jim Ross:and we are back and it is now time for the first match in the King of the Ring Tournament
Michael Cole:This is gonna be awesome!
Justin Roberts:This following match-up is scheduled for one-fall and it is the first match in King of the Ring tournament.
(Europe's Final Countdown begins to play as Bryan Danielson comes out)
Justin Roberts:and making his debut on Smackdown hailing from Aberdeen,Washington.Weighing in at 185 pounds.....Bryan Danielson!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Jim Ross:Bryan is one of the most gifted talents in the world and I'm glad Leroy gave him a job with TFC.
(Bryan Danielson high fives the fans on his way to the ring)
(JBL's Theme begins to Play)
Justin Roberts:and his opponent from New York City.Wieghing in at 290 pounds.....John "Bradshaw" Layfield....JBL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(JBL comes to the ring taunting the fans along with a confident look on his face)
Terry Funk:I've actually never seen Danielson wrestle before and I hope I'm in for a treat
Jim Ross:Well you are Terry.
(Ding,Ding,Ding)
And as soon as the bell rings JBL goes for a Big Boot on Danielson,but Danielson grabs his leg and turns it into a legsweep and turns that into a half-boston crab.
Jim Ross:The Ability by Danielson
JBL breaks out of the Boston Crab but Bryan Danielson quickly puts JBL in a Grounded Crucifix hold and delivers elbow shots to his head while still making the hold but JBL reaches the ropes.
Terry:Man this kid can wrestle!
Bryan begins to get up as the referee looks away,but in that short time JBL low blows Danielson.JBL continues the beat down with a boot to the head.JBL then lifts Bryan in the suplex position.He then places Bryan on the top-turnbuckle and gets up in the Superplex position and goes for it but in mid-air Bryan turns it into the Cattle Mutilation,
JR:Wow,I have never seen a move like that!
Now that they are on the mat,Danielson seems to be applying that finisher with strength,but JBl won't tap out and JBL tries to go to the ropes .It looks like JBL is gonna tap,but he reaches the ropes.Bryan lets go and stands up.as JBl begins to stand Danielson goes for the Bridging Dragon Suplex but JBL in Mid-air wrenches Bryan's arm and pushes him into the ropes,and as Bryan comes back JBL tries to go for the Clothsline from hell but Danielson goes under his arm and out of no where hits the Bridging Dragon Suplex.
Terry:Wow,I'm starting to like this kid!
Danielson goes for the cover,1.....2......
Michael Cole:Holy Cow!JBL kicked out!
Danielson picks up JBL but JBL pushes Danielson into the ropes and as bryan comes back JBL hits the Clothsline from Hell.
Goes for the cover.1......2.....
Terry:Wow and a kickout from Danielson
JBL lifts up Danielson in the Powerbomb position and continues to go through with it but in Mid-air Danielson wrenches JBL's Arm with his leg and as they fall Danielson puts him in the Crossface Chickenwing and after a few moments of struggling JBL taps out
(Ding,Ding,Ding)
Justin Roberts:Here is your winner.....Bryan Danielson!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Jim Ross:Wow,an instant classic by these two right here.
Michael Cole:I'm looking forward to Bryan Danielson's future here on Smackdown
Terry Funk:Me Too Cole.
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Justin Roberts:And at this time please welcome...The Great Khali!!!!!!!
Ranjin Sighn:Listen,I know you folks don't like Khali but he wants you to know about his fun-side,He can be cool,that is why he has invited the Smackdown's Women Champion to the Kiss Cam tonight!So ladies and Gents please welcome..TANA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(Tana comes out with a disturbing forced smile)
Ranjin Sighn:Come on tana ,you know you wanna piece of this,
Tana:Whatever you say Ranjin.
Ranjin Sighn:So come on Champ lay a kiss on him!
Tana:Um...
(Tana leaves the ring and heads back to the stage)
Ranjin Sighn:Don't worry Bigman,I have a Plan-B.Ladies & Gentlemen please welcome the Debuting Casey!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(Casey comes to the ring High-Fiving the fans)
Casey:Don't worry Khali,I have a match anyways
(Khali kisses Casey)
Ranjin Sighn:Ladies and Gentlemen .....Casey!!!!!!!
(Just then Jericho's Pyro and Entrance Music comes on)
(Ranjin and Khali leave)
Justin Roberts:Ladies and Gentlemen from Manhasset,New York.Wieghing in at 245 pounds ..The Television Champion Chris Jericho!!!!!!!!!!!
(Jericho walks to ring glaring at the fans)
Chris Jericho:Listen I don't know why I am fighting you.I mean this is barely your debut match and you get to fight a Icon such as myself.I already see your pondering to these sicko fans who are nothing but lying Hypocrites by High-fiving them.and last but not least you a woman!I can't believe our new boss would do that to me,I mean DX warrior never Degraded me like that .So I guess I have to do what's right to take my place as the King Of The Ring,and DX Warrior I will remain Tough Enough Champion,!
(Ding,Ding,Ding)
Casey runs at Jericho and Delivers a Head-scissors to Jericho.She then picks him up but Jericho grabs her her and throws her into the side of the ring.He then kicks her in her stomach.
Jericho:You like that girlie?!?!
Jim Ross:God,What a despicable Human.
Jericho then drags her to the middle of the ring and tries to go for the lion-sault but Casey moves.Casey then goes for the Cover,1.....2....and Kickout by Jericho.Jericho then gets up and Punches casey in the Face.He then picks her up and Delivers the Codebreaker.
(Chris Jericho starts to smile)
He then picks up her legs and Gives her the Walls of Jericho
(Último Dragón then runs to the side of the ring)
Jericho lets go to see him.Then Casey goes for the roll-up.1.....2.......3!
(Ding,Ding,Ding)
Justin Roberts:Here is your Winner...Casey!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Jim Ross:Casey Beat Jericho!!!!!!!!!
Michael Cole:And that's Último Dragón,what a surprise.
(Chris Jericho leaves in disgust)
(Último Dragón stays to celebrate with Casey as his music plays)
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(Chris Jericho is pounding on Dr.Spencer's door)
(Dr.Spencer opens)
Dr.Spencer:What is wrong Chris?
Jericho:I will tell you what is wrong I just lost!
Dr.Spencer:Well I'm sorry,what do you want though?
Jericho:You wanna know what I want,I want Justice!
Dr.Spencer:Tell you what I'll do.I'm gonna have DX warrior over on Smackdown Next Week and he will be wrestling...... Último Dragón,for the number #1 contendership at the Tough Enough title...in a Steel Cage match!!!
(Team 3D is already in the ring)
Michael Cole:We're back and we are set for Tag-Team action with Team 3D.
(Kofi Kingston's theme plays)
Justin Roberts:and their opponents at a combined weight of 401 pounds.. Evan Bourne and Kofi Kingston!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(kofi and Evan slap the fans hands on there way to the Ring)
(Ding,Ding,Ding)
Kofi and Devon start things out.Devon goes for the grapple but Kofi irish whips Devon into the ropes and as Devon comes bck Kofi Jumps over him and goes for the Sunset Flip.Kofi goes for the cover 1...and a kickout by Devon.As Kofi gets up Devon grabs Kofi's leg and kicks it.Kofi tries to reach towards Bourne but Devon pulls Kofi towards Ray but kofi uses his other foot to kick Devon,Kofi then tags in Evan Bourne.Evan Bourne then jumps to the tp turnbuckle and Missilekicks Devon in the chest.evan bourne then runs towards brother ray and Dropkicks him.Kofi Kingston then jumps out of the ring onto Brother Ray
JR:Wow,Kofi is such a joy to watch!
And as Evan Bourne turns around Brother Devon hits Evan with the Saving Grace.Devon goes for the cover.1.....2......3!
(Ding,Ding,Ding)
Justin Roberts:Here are your winners....Team 3D!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
JR:and out of no where Devon hit the Saving Grace!
Terry:What a win for these two!
-Commercial-
JR:and now we take you to Mick Foley.
(Mick Foley is shown on the Titantron in a Dark room)
Mick Foley:Some say,I've lost it.Some say to to hang it up already.but I say......I'm just as good as I've ever been,but what really ticks me off is that people say I'm not Hardcore anymore.they say he's cool but he was better back then.Listen Just because I don't bleed on a daily basis anymore doesn't mean I'm not hardcore,It means I'm older.I have kids.I don't want them to see me as a raging lunatic,and if that means me not getting speared through a flaming table for the amusement of you sick people to save my kids from being in fear for there Dad's Safety then so be it.
(General Manager Dr.Leroy Spencer comes out)
Dr.Spencer:Mick no one cares!If you wanna complain then I'll give you reason to complain because next week you fight Umaga and it will be contested under Extreme Rules!
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(Ding,Ding,Ding,)
Justin Roberts:This match is scheduled for one fall and it is a triple-threat match!Entering first from Japan,weighing in at 201 pounds...Yoshi Tatsu!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(Yoshi Tatsu enters the ring smiling)
Justin Roberts:and his opponent from Austin,Texas..wieghing in at 205 pounds....Paul London!!!!!!!!!
(Paul London runs to the ring)
Justin Roberts:and their opponent.........Hitman619!!!!!!!!!!!
(Ding,Ding,Ding)
Jim Ross:and Here we go,with another exciting cruiserwieght match-up!
Hitman charges at Yoshi and Dropkicks him.Then out of no where Paul London hits Hitman with a Missile Dropkick from across the ring.As London gets up Yoshi Tatsu kicks him in the gut.Yoshi then stands up Paul and gives him a Superkick.Then Himan Jumps on the ropes and delivers a moonsault onto both Yoshi and Paul.Hitman then goes for the cover on Tatsu.1....2.....and kickout by yoshi.Hitman then throws Yoshi Tatsu outside of the ring by the announcer's table
Paul London Enzugiris Hitman.Paul London then goes outside of the ring and places Yoshi Tatsu by the Steel Steps.Paul London then climbs the steps and grabs onto the ropes and delivers the Dropkick well holding onto the ropes to Yoshi's shoulder.Hitman then goes outside and Throws Paul London into the crowd over the Barricade.Hitman then puts Yoshi inside.Hitman then climbs to the Toprope and goes for the Frog Splash but Yoshi Tatsu moves out of the way.Yoshi then goes for the cover.1...2...And Paul London Moonsaults Yoshi Tatsu & Hitman619.
Jim Ross:Where did London come from!?!?!?!
Michael Cole:I don't know but lets hope he capitalizes on this!
Paul then goes for the cover on Yoshi Tatsu.1.....2......3!
Justin Roberts:Here is your winner Paul London!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Michael Cole:What a Match!
Jim Ross:Well now we take you to our broadcast partner Maria.
Maria:Thanks Guys.Ladies and Gentlemen at this time please welcome the World Heavywieght Champion ....Shawn Michaels.Hi Shawn!
Shawn Michaels:How are you Maria?
Maria:I'm fine,thanks
Shawn:So..
Maria:So?
Shawn:I thought you were going to interview me?
Maria:Oh yeah,(Giggles)So Shawn How do you feel about your match tonight.
Shawn:I'm glad that I have other people having my back tonight,to tell you the truth I am kinda tired.
Maria:Well I'm sor...
John Cena:Listen Just because we are partners tonight does not mean I'm your friend..I'm you...
Shad:John and Shawn,Sting was just found unconscious in his locker.
JTG:He won't be able to compete!
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Jim Ross:and We are back
Terry:I can't believe Sting has been hurt.
Justin Roberts:This following match up is scheduled for one fall making his way to the ring from Maimi,Florida...wieghinging in at 245 pounds...Montel Vontavious Porter...MVP!!!!!!!!
(MVP walks to the ring looking happy)
Justin Roberts:and his opponent...Painkiller!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(Painkiller walks to the ring well looking angry)
(Ding,Ding,Ding)
Painkiller slowly looks at MVP.MVP goes to attack Painkiller but all the moves MVP hits doesn't hurt Painkiller.Painkiller then grabs MVP's throat and Chokeslams him.Then Painkiller lifts up MVP and gives him a Sit Down-Powerbomb.Painkiller then goes for the cover.1...2....3!
(Ding,Ding,Ding)
Jim Ross:Wow,MVP has been decimated by a new force on Smackdown!
(Painkiller grabs the mic)
Painkiller:I have been reborn......I have been ignited.....I am a monster.....I am your next World champion!
(The lights go black)
(The lights turn back on and Painkiller is gone)
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Jim Ross:and We are back and with Bobby Lashley
(Bobby Lashley walks to the ring looking smug)
Bobby Lashley:I haven't been here in a while but I know what has been going on...and it disgusts me!You Fans Disgust Me!Why you ask,because I have seen the light.I know now what I deserve....The World Heavywieght Championship!!!
(Bobby Lashley then leaves)
Michael Cole:Wow,Lashley doesn't seem to be happy
(Ding,Ding,Ding)
Justin Roberts:This following match-up is scheduled for one fall and entering first from Los Angeles,California...weighing in at 225 pounds..The National Champion......John Morrison!!!!!!!!
(John Morrison looks excited on his way to the ring)
Jim Ross:John Morrison was successful in beating Shelton Benjamen at Apocalypse and Has been on a row here on Smackdown.
Justin Roberts:and his opponent...The Clown Prince.....The Joker!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(Joker seems to be determined with that look on his face)
(Ding,Ding,Ding)
Joker Clothslines Morrison.Joker then jumps onto Morrison's body and begins to punch Morrison in the face.Joker then lifts up Morrison but Morrison kicks Joker in the Gut.Then gives Morrison a springboard super kick. then turns it into somersault full nelson pin.Morrison goes for the cover 1..2...and a kickout by Joker.Morrison picks up Joker and Kicks him in the gut and hits the Moonlight Drive on Joker,then goes for the cover.1.....2....and Kickout by Joker,Morrison drags Joker's body into the corner.Morrison then tries to hit Starship Pain but Joker moves out of the way.Joker then goes for the cover on Morrison.1....2...and Kick out by Morrison.Joker lifts up Morrison and puts him in the powerbomb position but Morrison turns it into a Hurricanrana pin.1...2...and a kickout by Joker.Morrison then Taunts Joker by Raising his arm and flipping his hair back,but in that time Joker went to the ring corner and takes off the Middle Turnbuckle cover.Joker then lays down in the corner on his back,Morrison sees Joker in that position and goes to deliver Starship Pain but Joker pulls Morrison's leg and makes his chin hit the exposed middle turnbuckle.Joker then goes for the cover.1....2....3!!!!!!!
(Ding,Ding,Ding)
Justin Roberts:Here is your winner.....The Joker!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Jim Ross:Whoa what a fantastic match up ending in such a despicable act
Terry Funk:I don't know,but Joker advanced to the Semi-Finals of the King of the Ring along with Bryan Danielson,Casey,and Painkiller.
Michael Cole:I gotta tell you I'm hoping Bryan Danielson wins the tournament.
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Justin Roberts:This following match up is scheduled for one fall and it is a 4 on 5 handicap match.
Jim Ross:I guess we are going through with this.
Justin Roberts:Making there way to the ring,They are the Smackdown tag champs...hailing from Brooklyn,New York....Wieghing in at a combined weight of 530 pounds....CRYME TYME!!!!!!!!!!!
(Cryme Tyme comes out to a great fan reaction)
Justin Roberts:And there partner..hailing from West Newbury,Massachusetts..Wieghing in at 245 pounds...John Cena!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(Cena runs to the ring High Fiving little kids)
Justin Roberts:and the World Heavywieght Champion...from San Antonio,Texas.......Wieghing in at 215 pounds...."The Heartbreak Kid"Shawn Michaels!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(HBK comes to the ring doing his usual entrance)
Justin Roberts:and there opponents ...
(Gets cut off by the Miz's entrance theme)
(The Miz,Booker T,Jeff Jarrett,& Jack Swagger enter)
The Miz:Ladies and Gentlemen please welcome our tag-team partner...........Hayabusa!!!!!!!
(All of them then walk to the ring)
As Shawn Michaels stares at his opponents,Shelton Benjamen attacks HBK.As the Rest of HBK's team begins to attack Shelton The Heels attack the rest of HBK's tea,.Shelton Benjamen then delivers the Paydirt to HBK.
Jim Ross:This is madness!!!!!!!!
End of Show


awesome show way way wayyyyyyyy better than DX WArior's wow Casey u kissed Khaili :o nd welcone 2 TFC YAY CASEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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