The show comes on the air without the theme as DX Warrior stands in the ring with a mic.
DX Warrior: "Well, I guess the cat's out of the bag now. After this week, I'm no longer the GM of SmackDown. Well, since I completely hate the current Television Champion, Chris Jericho, normally, this would be the time where I strip him of his title, but I'm not like that. Instead, I will be competing here tonight against The Miz for a shot at the Television Championship on a neutral show. So, if Miz wins here tonight, Jericho has to defend the Television Championship against The Miz on either War, Xtreme, or OWC. If I win, he has to defend the title against me on either War or Xtreme. Also, if I win the title on the neutral show, I can only defend the title against SmackDown superstars. And even though I hate The Miz enough to give myself an unfair advantage, I don't need it. It took CBM ordering Vladimir Kozlov to keep me from winning the X Division Championship on CBM's Cyber Turmoil. Fortunately, McMahon 101 fired CBM at Apocalypse, so CBM won't screw anyone out of titles anymore. Now, as per my tradition on SmackDown, all matches tonight, no matter how long they take, will be commercial free, unless they start during a commercial for those watching at home. Also tonight, it will be the final part of Skitzo's reign as SmackDown GM erased as Sting has finally returned, & he will take on his former nWo associate Jeff Jarrett. And there will also be two tag team matches tonight. First, we will have Tana team up with Maria to take on SmackDown's newest divas, Brie & Nikki, the Bella Twins. Then, in a non-title rematch from Apocalypse, Cryme Tyme will take on the team of Kofi Kingston & Evan Bourne. Thank you for your time, & now let's kick this show off right."
DX Warrior walks to the back as Sting's entrance music starts
Justin Roberts: "The following contest is scheduled for one fall. Introducing first, Sting!"
Sting comes out, passes DX Warrior, & enters the ring
Justin: "And his opponent, Jeff Jarrett!"
Jarrett comes out & enters the ring
JR: "And now we will see the end of the nWo in TFC for good, hopefully."
Michael Cole: "Well, the nWo was brought back by Skitzo after he won the TLC 2 match at WrestleMania, becoming the Royal GM. We all know how that turned out, as the nWo was nearly completely erased in Skitzo's final show, putting SmackDown off the air for a few weeks."
The match begins with Sting hitting Jarrett with a clothesline. Just then DX Warrior comes out.
DX Warrior: "I forgot to mention that all matches tonight are no-DQ matches &, except for the divas tag team match, at least one weapon must be broken for the user of said weapon to win the match."
Sting instantly grabs his bat & smashes Jarrett with it several times, sending Jarrett into the corner. Sting pulls him out after grabbing Jarrett's guitar, then smashes the guitar over Jarrett's head. Sting then drags Jarrett over to the corner & sets him up for something. Sting goes to the corner across from where Jarrett is, then rushes at Jarrett, hitting him with the Stinger Splash. When Jarrett comes out of the corner, Sting hits a Scorpion Death Drop, then goes for the pin: one... two... three!
Justin: "Here is your winner, Sting!"
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DX Warrior bumps into World Champion Shawn Michaels
DX Warrior: "Shawn."
HBK: "Michael."
DX Warrior: "You know, what I did here on SmackDown was only for the best interest of the show."
HBK: "I know. That's why I didn't ask you to give me any breaks here."
DX Warrior: "Yeah, well, I wasn't very glad that you were working with King of the Dead with his DX."
HBK: "Yeah, & now I'm done with it. I'm now just going to make a name for myself here on SmackDown for myself. And don't listen to negative things people say about you or your reign as SmackDown GM, because none of that matters. Now, just go out there & make the most of what you're given in life."
DX Warrior: "Alright, Shawn. Just remember, I will always think that organized religion is mostly politics with the higher-ups down here. It's like Ozzy Osboure said in his song 'I Don't Wanna Stop': too many religions for only one god."
HBK: "That is true. Well, good luck later on with Miz."
DX Warrior: "You know I don't need it, Shawn. Miz is a huge pushover. And I will make sure that the new SmackDown GM, whoever he or she is, honors my title shot with Jericho once I beat Miz."
HBK: "Why did you even make that match?"
DX Warrior: "First, to beat Miz to a bloody pulp, because no matter how many times I go south of the border, if you know what I mean, it won't do anything to him because there's nothing there!"
both laugh
HBK: "Alright, Michael. I guess I'll see you at the next PPV."
cuts to the ring
Justin: "The following divas tag team match is scheduled for one fall. Introducing first..."
[Tana's entrance music]
Tana & Maria come out to cheers from the crowd
Justin: "The team of Maria, & the SmackDown Women's Champion, Tana! And their opponents..."
[Bella Twins entrance music]
Justin: "From Scottsdale, AZ, Brie & Nikki, the Bella Twins!"
Brie & Nikki enter the ring, then the ref calls for the bell
The match begins with Tana locking up with Brie. Tana hits Brie with a snapmare, then dropkicks Brie in the back. Tana goes for the early pin: one... Brie kicks out. Tana twists Brie's arm & pulls her over to Maria, where Maria tags in & hits a DDT. Tana exits the ring, then Maria hits Brie with a rolling head scissors, sending Brie under the bottom rope near Nikki. Maria runs over & dropkicks Brie to the floor. While the ref holds Maria back, Nikki drops off the apron to check on Brie before dropping down, making it look like she's Brie. After a few seconds, both Bellas get up, then enter the ring. The ref asks which is Brie, & Nikki is more convincing than Brie, so the ref tells Brie to get out of the ring.
JR: "What just happened? Is that Brie, or is it Nikki?"
Maria goes over to hit a bulldog, but Nikki hits Maria with a facebuster & goes for the pin: one... two... Tana breaks it up. Tana gets out of the ring after helping Maria over to their corner, then Tana tags herself in. Nikki, still believed to be Brie, charges at Tana for a clothesline, but Tana reverses it into a crucifix pin. Maria comes in & knocks Brie off the apron while the ref counts: one... two... three!"
Justin: "Here are your winners, Maria & the SmackDown Women's Champion, Tana!"
The ref hands Tana the title as all four divas stand in the ring after the match. Tana tells the Bellas that she knows they switched, & that it was a good trick.
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Justin: "The following contest is scheduled for one fall, & the winner will face Chris Jericho for the Television Championship on a neutral show. Introducing first..."
[The Miz's entrance music]
Justin: "From Cleveland, OH, weighing in at 230 lbs., The Miz!"
Miz comes out to heavy boos from the crowd
Justin: "And the opponent..."
Justin: "From Riverside, CA, DX Warrior!"
DX Warrior comes out to a huge pop from the crowd
JR: "And here comes the soon-to-be former General Manager of TFC Friday Night SmackDown, DX Warrior. He's a former OWC Tag Team Champion, one-half of the only team to win multiple OWC Tag Team Championships, the Angel Warriors. This will give DX Warrior his second shot at a singles title should he beat The Miz here tonight."
Cole: "He seems very confident. You heard him talking to the World Champion Shawn Michaels, his mentor, right before the divas tag team match. He said that he can beat The Miz very easily. When I first talked to him, he said that there were many stars in TFC that he could beat with both hands tied behind his back, & that list included Miz."
The match begins with DX Warrior hitting Miz with a high knee, which he used to hit Miz with a Triple H-style facebuster.
JR: "He calls that the Gamebreaker. It usually signals the end of a match!"
DX Warrior then sends Miz over the top rope, then follows. The ref starts his count while Miz starts to get up before getting hit with a spinebuster. DX Warrior sends Miz back into the ring at five before getting a weapon out from under the ring. When the ref gets to eight, DX Warrior reveals the weapon as a sledgehammer, then gets in the ring. Miz gets up, then DX Warrior smashes Miz in the jaw with the sledgehammer. DX Warrior then breaks the handle of the sledgehammer over Miz's head before climbing to the top rope. He hits Miz with a flying elbow drop, then starts to tune up the band. Miz gets up, then walks right into Sweet Chin Music, then DX Warrior locks in the Crippler Crossface. Miz tries to get to the ropes, but DX Warrior keeps Miz away until Miz taps out.
Justin: "Here is your winner, DX Warrior!"
JR: "And now on either War or Xtreme, DX Warrior will get a shot at Chris Jericho & the Television Championship."
DX Warrior grabs a mic.
DX Warrior: "Miz, if I wasn't leaving SmackDown as the GM, then I would fire you right now, but I'm leaving that up to the new GM next week. So I hope you are friends with him or her because I don't see you with a job come next week."
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JR: "Welcome back to SmackDown, & we don't have a match scheduled for right now, so it's time to take a look back at Apocalypse this past Sunday."
video package of the events at Apocalypse, taking several minutes to show all of the highlights
JR: "The end of the show was shocking for everyone, as no one expected CBM, a very established star in TFC, was fired. Well, it's been done, & we'll just have to wait until next week to see the ramifications of all of the events that have taken place this past week."
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Justin: "The following tag team contest is scheduled for one fall. Introducing first, from Brooklyn, NY, they are the SmackDown Tag Team Champions, Shad Gaspard & JTG, Cryme Tyme!"
Cryme Tyme's music plays, but they don't come out for two minutes
Justin: "From Brooklyn, NY, they are the SmackDown Tag Team Champions, Shad Gaspard & JTG, Cryme Tyme!"
Cryme Tyme's music restarts, but they don't come out for another two minutes. Just then, we cut to the back where Cryme Tyme, Kofi Kingston, & Evan Bourne are out cold with a black cloth draped down behind where they were found, & an nWo spray-painted on it in blue.
Cole: "What does this mean?"
show ends


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