(Jerichoholic walks out to the ring dressed in a suit with a smile on his face.)

Fans:*a chorus of Boos unleashes*

Jerichoholic:I bet alot of you guys are wondering why I'm here ,huh.Well the Fact is your Genaral Manager is a pathetic Ass-clown.He didn't want to do business and luckly our Chairman is not a retard who will let that pass,our chairman does not desert the fans.So McMahon FIRED him.Believe me folks he really fired him,I know alot of you Smartasses out there will say this is just a storyline but this is the real deal.King of the Dead No more!The Reason I'm here is because McMahon needed someone who had brains and guild to put on a great show,so he turned to me and I accepted,so for tonight only folks your  interim GM...Jerichoholic!!!!  

                                                       

 

(Commercial:Be sure to watch OWC tomorrow as Bryant Prince takes on Jerichoholic in a OWC title number one contender's match)

 

McMahon 101:Well What Jerichoholic said is abousulotely true.

Sami:Well it looks like I'm commentating on a very speacial night.

McMahon 101:I guess.

(Ding,Ding,Ding)

Lilian Garcia:This Folowing match-up is sceduled for one fall and making his way from Hollywood,California.Wieghing in at 213 pounds...Dolph Ziggler!!!!!

(Dolph Ziggler makes his way to the ring taunting and laughing his way to the ring)

Sami:What is he laughing about

McMahon 101:I really don't know Sami.

(Dolph Ziggler suddenly stops smiling)

Sami:Well it looks like Dolph lost his smile.

Lilian Garcia:And his opponent making his way from Washington D.C.Wieghing in at 290 pounds.."The Animal" Batista!!!!!!!!!!!

(Batista Slaps the hands of little kids on his way to the ring,He then Poses on the Top rope)

McMahon 101:Hey look Sami,It's the guy that lost at Apocalypse.

Sami:He's probably super pissed

(Ding,Ding,Ding)

Batista spears Dolph as soon as the bell rings,Dolph wrenches his stomach in pain.Batista lifts Dolph up and Spinebuster!!!

Sami:You See McMahon,that man is an animal!

Batista picks up Dolph,Kick to the Gut and Batista Bomb,but Dolph Reverses it into a Hurricanrana

McMahon 101: Sami,Don't count out Dolph Just Yet.

Dolph tries to get steady but falls down,both men are down.

Sami:Wow I thought this was gonna be a squatch!

McMahon 101:You know me too.

Batista gets up first and walks over to Dolph.Batista picks Dolph up for a body slam but Dolph Reverses it into a crossface chicken wing!

McMahon 101:What a manuever by young Dolph.

Batista is Crawling across the ring trying to get to a rope and... He does!But Dolph Won't let Go.The Ref starts to count...1...2....3.....4.Dolph Lets Go.

McMahon 101:You See that,That is Smart!

Dolph is up But Batista is on his knees.Dolph tries to go for a shining wizard but Batista stands up and Delivers the Big Boot!Dolph is Down,but Batista picks Dolph up and...Batista Bomb!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Cover..1......2........3!!!

Lilian Garcia:Here is your winner "The Animal"Batista!!!!!!!!!!!

Fans:*Cheers*

McMahon 101:I gotta say Dolph put up a good fight but The Animal is too strong!

Commercial:Be Sure to watch the last episode of Smackdown with DX warrior as GM!

McMahon 101:And We're back.and Jerichoholic has just informed me that our main event tonight will put Jeff Hardy against Kurt Angle in an Extreme Rules non-title match!

Sami:I hope Jeff Wins,HeHeHe

(Ding,Ding,Ding)

Lilian Garcia:This Following contest is a tag-team match Scheduled for one fall

Lilian Garcia:And Making his way from Toronto,Canada..wieghing in at 245 pounds..The Rated R superstar...EDGE!!!!!!!!!!!

(Edge makes his way to the ring looking Uber Pissed)

Sami:Edge Really doesn't look to be in best of spirits.

McMahon 101:Well what do you expect he lost,and he is being himself.

Lilian Garcia:And his tag team partner....

hailing from Minneapolis, Minnesota...Weighing in at 219 pounds..X-Pac!!!!!

(X-Pac seems to be acting in his usual ways by pissing off the fans and by Taunting them)

Lilian Garcia:and There opponent...

Lilian Garcia:From Greenwich, Connecticut...Wieghing in at 255 pounds..."The Game"Triple H!!!!!!!!!!!

(The Game does his usual Ring entrance)

and his Partner...Kermie!!!!!!!!!!!

(Ding,Ding,Ding)

McMahon 101:It looks like Kermie and Edge will start things out

Edge runs at Kermie,but Kermie Roundhouse kicks Edge.Edge falls down.Kermie picks Edge up andsets him up for the Boston Crab..and kermie does it.X-Pac runs in and dropkicks Kermie but Triple H runs in as well and...High Knee's X-Pac,Then The Game Throws X-pac over the Ropes and Proceeds to Kick his ass  toward the Stage.

McMahon 101:Wow The Game seems to be even more pissed than Edge and Batista!

Sami:I know!

Well Triple H continues to beat X-Pac's Ass,Kermie looks on.Finnaly Kermie does turn around and Edge Hits Kermie with a Steel Chair!

(Ding,Ding,Ding)

Sami:Wow!That Fast

McMahon 101:There is so much Heat between All of the men who competed and lost last Sunday!

Triple H runs back to help Kermie,well X-Pac lay motionless on the Ramp.Edge tries to hit Triple H but The Game Grabs the Chair and Pound the Chair on Edge's Head!Edge falls Down,Well Triple H goes under the Ring.

Sami:Aww,now what!

Triple H looks until..He pulls out a Sledge Hammer.He then proceeds to enter the Ring.Edge is Barely getting up and..Bam...Right into Edge's Back with the SledgeHammer.Triple H then poses for the Audience,and helps Kermie up

(Commercial)

Sami:What a night So Far!

McMahon 101:And Now it is time for our Main Even...

Lillian Garcia:Please Welcome...The New Extreme Champion....Kurt Angle!!!!!

(Kurt Angle looks extra Happy and Motivated tonight)

McMahon 101:Well Rudeness!

Sami:I know!

Kurt Angle:HaHaHaHaHa My opponent is Jeff Hardy,Well Thanks Jerichoholic for giving me a Jobber!

Sami:Hey!!!!!!!!!!!

Kurt Angle:Listen Sami you and your Boyfriend must be F*cking Retarded if you think giving me Jeff Hardy is a challenge.In Fact He is more like a warm up!

Just Then Jeff Appears on the Titantron.

Jeff Hardy:If I'm a "warm up" then you'll have no problem making this an Extreme Rules TITLE MATCH!!!!

Sami:Ha What about now you coward!

Kurt Angle:Whatever,you say kid.I'll Do it!

Jeff's Music plays for about two minutes but no Jeff.

Kurt Angle:Ref Start The Match!!!!If He doesn't come in 10 Seconds then it's a forfiet.

(Ding,Ding,Ding)

Referee:1.......2........3.......4.....5.......6......7.....8...

Just Then Jeff comes out of the crowd and jumps the rail and into the Ring!Kurt Angle Still Doesn't know at this point.

Kurt Angle:Ref Why Did you Stop counting(Well still looking at the stage)

Just then Jeff does the Small Package.

Referee:(Starts To Count)

1..........2.............3...!

McMahon 101:What The Hell Just Happened!!!!!!!!!

Sami:I'll Tell You What Just Happened....Jeff is the New X-Treme Champion!!!!!

(Kurt Angle is Hitting himself on the head,Well Jeff Ran into the Audience to Celebrate!

Lillian Garcia:Here is your Winner...And The New X-Treme Champion ....Jeff Hardy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

McMahon 101:I can't Believe this just Happened!!!

(Commercial)

McMahon 101:Damn, I can't Believe this.

Sami:Niether Can I!

McMahon 101:Well Well Well look who it is

Sami:It is Joker

(Joker Walks to the ring)

Joker:I Just Realized the nightmare is Over!!!!I just feel bad I never got to fight him.

(Jerichoholic appears on the titantron)

Jerichoholic:Hey Georgia how do you like your new Champ!

Fans:*Cheer*

Jerichoholic:Well That's great,Devon I just overheard you say you never got to fight King of The Dead,And Since I found him pesking around here during the Title match I decided to show him a little bit of what I can do.(Picks up King,who is bleeding alot!)

Sami:Oh God,what did JJ do.

Jerichoholic:Since I feel bad for you Devon. I'll bring him to you.In Fact it get's even better,If you beat him you get a contract to Smackdown!

Joker:(Smiling)

Just Then Jerichoholic Comes Out,with King in a Shopping Cart,Jerichoholic Pushes King down the ramp.Joker goes out side of the Ring and Picks up King and takes him into the ring.Joker Then PowerBombs King!

Jerichoholic:Get a Ref out there fast!

McMahon 101:King gets what he deserves!

Joker Goes For The Cover.1....2.....3!

Sami:Joker Won,Joker Won!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Jerichoholic:Congrats joker as of this Wednesday you will make your Debut on Smackdown!

Sami:Wow!

Jerichoholic:I feel Bad,Everyone in X-treme has been mistreated by king.Everyone in the back go get some.

Everyone on X-treme attacks King at once.Everyone!

McMahon 101:Hey I'm the Chairman of this Company and I say Get out of the ring everyone!

McMahon then goes in the Ring.McMahon stands  king up & Slaps King down!McMahon then Picks up King and takes him all the way outside of the arena and then boots King into the Streets!

McMahon 101:And Stay out You Lousy piece of Sh*T!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!