Dolph Ziggler vs. Mr. Kennedy

Lillian Garcia: This match is a singles match set as one fall. First to the ring he is MR KENNE... (Mr. Kennedy interrupts Lillian's intro walks to the ring and raises his arm up to the sky and a mic comes down from the rafters)

Mr. Kennedy: Weighing in at 240Ibs from GREENBAY WISCONSCOUS here to teach this new kid a lesson on respect my name is MR... KENNEDY...(walks on to the turnbuckle)... KENNEDY!!!!!!

Lillian Garcia: And his opponent DOLPH ZIGGLER!!!!! (Dolph Ziggler comes out but then from behind its DX and their mobbing Ziggler like theirs no tomorrow and Ziggler is out cold on the ramp and then...)

The Game by Motorhead starts and Triple H walks out smiling with a sledgehammer on his shoulder

Triple H just smashes the sledgehammer to the gut of Ziggler while the other members of DX hold him up. Triple H then smiles at the crowd and they boo.

McMahon 101: This is disgraceful I don't agree with these fans but I'd be damned before I agreed with Triple H.

Mr. Kennedy grabs a mic

Mr. Kennedy: Hey guys I don't know how you guys work your troubles out on Xtreme but its obvious DX likes to mob the troubles away. I'd just like to say can you not just have a match instead of ruining my Xtreme Debut match?

DX laugh at him and start marching towards the ring with weapons

They surround Kennedy and then mob him like theirs no tomorrow but then...

IT'S THE ENIGMA JEFF HARDY RACING DOWN TO THE RING

Jeff attacks all of DX and leaves Triple H standing face to face with him and then...

Matt Hardy comes out and so does Lita

They hold Jeff back and DX members hold Triple H back and both men are trying to get to eachother until...

ITS ORTON RKO'S JEFF Hardy and slides out of the ring

Matt looks angry and chases after Orton but then Triple H and DX leave the ring but Triple H goes in again AND PEDIGREE TO JEFF HARDY!!!!!! Then Triple H just glares at Jeff and walks out of the ring until...

Joker comes out with Kermie and RKtaker

Joker: Hey Triple H HEY TRIPLE H IM TALKING TO YOU LOOK AT ME!!!!! (Triple H looks at Joker) I am sick of this all I hear on this show is you your always champion ALWAYS!!!!!!!!!!!! How about a change in actor for once because you know in every movie theirs acters but lets change your part from Champion to... well... Loser.

Triple H: Wasn't you suspended? Because your wasting my time your nothing but a wannabe.

Joker: Why does everyone always be mean to me I never get compliments from the top dogs in TFC its always you're a loser, a fat tub of lard or you're a waste of time I hate you. That's all I get and all you people want is me FIRED? I mean after all I've done in this company I made the Devils Rejects, a 2 times OWC Tag Team champion and a 1 times OWC Champion and I wrote the Low Down for awhile.

Triple H: Look kid no one cares what you achieved in your career which isn't much but anyway the point is your all talk coming out here why don't you take actions into your own hands because I don't think your tough enough to hold another title ever again but change that and why are you here on suspension?

Joker: The kind and beautiful Stephanie McMahon 101 cut my suspension to 1 week which I did last week and to change your thoughts on me how about this my team here Kermie will face X Pac in his depute match and RKtaker will face Rick Rude and I'll face YOU THE GAME TRIPLE H!!!!!!!!!

King of the Dead turns up on the titan tron

King of the Dead: Joker everyone knows I don't like you and that I will do anything to end your career but since I like these plans THEIR ON FOR THE NIGHT!!!!!!!!! And also Kermie vs. X Pac will be Xtreme Rulez and also we will have the newly crowned XCW Champion Steve Blackman in a match against a old rival of his RAVEN FOR THAT XCW CHAMPIONSHIP!!!!! GET READY FOR ONE BLOCK BUSTER OF A SHOW FOLKS BECAUSE THIS IS XTREME!!!!!!!!!! Oh yeah also the PPV what's Xtreme's plans for the PPV well that's simple the best. The Scramble match becomes a Xtreme Rulez Scramble match where all men start in the ring at the same time and match lasts for 15 minutes and the participants are...

• 1. Triple H
• 2. Jeff Hardy
• 3. Batista
• 4. Edge
• 5. And last but not least KURT ANGLE

Now that should be a great match I do love my Xtreme Rulez matches hell I think nearly every match has been turned Xtreme Rulez by me haha.

A fan grabs McMahon 101 and steals his mic

King of the Dead: Who the hell are you?

Fan: Names Barry, Barry Tall.

King of the Dead: Give that mic back to McMahon and get out of the ring before I call security.

Barry Tall: That's the thing King why don't you come on down here and get me out because im sick of the same old **** all the time its always...

Men in black suits wearing masks kidnap King while he's looking into the camera and they take him away and then McMahon 101 gets in the ring

McMahon 101: Who the hell are you and those people?

Barry Tall: As you all know King has a dark life behind the camera and all sins must be dealt with so we kidnapped him and we're gonna get some answers from him. And hey 101 I have given the show to you, you should be more then happy.

McMahon 101: Well...

Stephanie McMahon 101 comes out

Stephanie McMahon 101: Dad im sorry to say im the other half of GM and your men who kidnapped King has been dealt with and King has left the arena to get specially paid Security for Earl Hebner tonight and that's when he will return. Also King wanted to announce the other two matches for PPV  and that is Intercontinental All Star match and due to injury the Diva's Championship was Vacated so who will be champ King decided to put the rivalry that never ended in that match Candice Michelle vs. Michelle McCool. Lets get started for the most extreme show in TFC Xtreme. (Commercial)

Kermie vs. X Pac

Lillian Garcia: This match is a Xtreme Rulez match. First to the ring in his Xtreme Debut match KERMIE!!!!!! (Kermie comes to the ring) And his opponent representing D-Generation X, X PAC!!!!!!!! (X Pac goes down to the ring smiling holding a kendo stick)

Match: Bell rings and X Pac hits that Kendo stick across the back of Kermie and then Kermie with a drop kick to X Pac and he goes out side of the ring and looks for something under the ring.

McMahon 101: Oh no this mustn't be good he's looking under the ring.

Match: Kermie pulls out a steel pipe and smiles. Kermie goes in the ring and smashes the steel pipe across the back of X Pac and then he smashes it across his back again forcing him to the ground on his knees and then to the back of the neck and X Pac is down. Kermie grins and then he goes out side the ring and pulls out a table and puts some Metho on it and burns it and the table is on fire and he looks like he's happy to see fire and he feels the fire like a psycho and grins. Kermie runs in the ring and kicks into X Pac but X Pac reverses it and then X Pac gets on top of Kermie and smashes him into the mat and then he gets up and grabs that steel pipe and checks it out. Then he smashes the Steel pipe across the back of X Pac and then he laughs saying "HOW DOES THAT FEEL" and Kermie is unconscious.

McMahon 101: What a match so far.

Match: X Pac sets the table that's on fire just outside the ring and goes to flip Kermie over the ropes and onto the table but Kermie lands on the ring apron and SUPLEX ONTO THE TABLE X PAC AND KERMIE WENT THREW THAT TABLE!!!!!

McMahon 101: Oh my go...

Match: They both start to get up and they both are throwing right hands to each other and then Kermie runs to the ring and grabs the pipe and when X Pac gets nin SMASH the steel pipe to the head of X Pac and X Pac is busted wide open. He covers 1...2...NO!!!! He kicks out and then Kermie gets up and frustrated he smashes the turnbuckle and then grabs X Pac and throws him over the ropes. Kermie climbs to the top rope AND OH FROM BEHIND ITS BILLY GUNN AND ROAD DOGG JESSE JAMES!!!! They push Kermie over off the turnbuckle and outside the ring then get out of the ring and starts to kick into Kermie and then they throw him in the ring and grabs a lighter and goes to light him up but RKtaker comes out of nowhere and then so does Rick Rude and their brawling in the ring and then Stephanie comes to the top of the ramp.

Stephanie McMahon 101: Well since RKtaker and Rick Rude are out here we'll have a Xtreme Rulez Tag Team match are you ready well Billy Gunn and Jesse James GET OUT OF THE RING NOW!!!!!!!!!! (Billy Gunn and Jesse James leave) Ring the bell. (commercial)

Match: Bell rings and Rick Rude pulls out some brass knuckles and smash them across the head of RKtaker and then from behind RKtaker its X Pac with a clothesline to the back of his neck.

McMahon 101: Wow two matches in one it's a 2 in 1 match haha.

Match: Rick Rude then smashes into RKtaker and sends him in the turnbuckle where both X Pac and Rick Rude punch into him until Kermie runs in the ring with a 2x4 wrapped with barbwire and smashes it across the head of Rick Rude and the back of X Pac and it snaps when he smashes it hard across the back of rick rude and then goes to check on RKtaker when Rick Rude rolls up Kermie for the count. 1...2...NO!!!! Kermie just kicked out. Look its Joker and he's talking to RKtaker and Kermie and they follow him and they leave and the camera man follows them to the parking lot where they go in the limo and Kermie and RKtaker goes into the limo first and just as Joker goes to go in the limo the limo speeds off and we hear laughs and Joker looks around.

Joker: Who's their?

???: Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.

Joker: What? Whats so funny?

???: Your all alone hahahahahaha.

Joker: STOP IT I HATE MIND GAMES NOW SHOW YOURSELF YOU COWARD!!!!!!!

Parking lot: Joker stands there looking around AND OH ITS KING OF THE DEAD WITH A STEEL BAT!!!!!! HE SMASHES IT ACROSS THE BACK OF JOKER AND TRIPLE H COMES AND SMASHES INTO HIM!!!!!

King of the Dead: SPECIAL GUEST REFEREE PARKING LOT BRAWL MATCH AND I'M THE SPECIAL REFEREE THAT'S WHATS FUNNY HAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!

Match: Triple H smashes into Joker and then King and Triple H are stomping all over Joker and then Triple H gets Joker by the hair.

Triple H: WHATS YOUR TEAMS NAME?!!!!!

Joker: Xt...r...

Match: Triple H smashes Jokers head to the ground and then picks him up AND GOES RIGHT THREW THE WIND SCREEN OF MCMAHON 101'S LIMO!!!!!!!!!!!

McMahon 101: WHAT THAT WAS MY LIMO!!!!!!!!!!!

Match: Triple H then pulls Joker out and smashes his head to the bonnet of Jeff hardy's Ferrari and smiles then he drags Joker on the ground and leaves him their and King hands Triple H his keys to his car and Triple H hops in and starts the motor. Joker goes to get up BUT PUNT TO THE HEAD OF JOKER FROM KING OF THE DEAD!!!!!!!! The car starts to move and King laughs loudly. Joker lays their unconscious while the car runs him over but when the car is over him he disappeared.

King of the Dead: Where is he?

Triple H: (holds up a Sledgehammer he gets from Kings car) I don't know but he's around here somewhere.

King of the Dead: (King pulls a Steel Bat from his pants) Yeah lets go hunting Joke Hunting haha.

Match: Joker comes flying down from a semi trailer and smashes on top of King and then when he gets up PEDIGREE STRAIGHT TO THE CONCRETE!!!!!!!!!!! Triple H covers and King struggles the count. 1......2......3!!!!!!!!!!!

King of the Dead: Winner of this match...ugh... Tri...ple...H(commercials)

Interview with Steve Blackman on his way out to the ring by Mean Gean

Mean Gean: Hey Steve can I have a quick interview with you.

Steve Blackman: Sure.

Mean Gean: Its been awhile since you have been in the ring with Raven its actually been a few monthes. What are your thought exactly on how this will pan out?

Steve Blackman: Well Mean Gean you never do know how a match will pan out just like last week when I put out RVD and got this here XCW Championship. Anything is possible in this business so I couldn't really answer your question but I do hope on winning.

Mean Gean: Spoken like a true champion thank you Steve Blackman.

Steve Blackman: Your welcome Mean Gean.

Steve Blackman continues walking towards the ring but then Dolph Ziggler goes to Steve Blackman

Dolph Ziggler: Well you should know who I am but if you don't Names Dolph ZIGGLER!!!!!

Steve Blackman: ...

Steve Blackman just punches him and continues walking to the ring (commercial)

Steve Blackman vs. Raven

Lillian Garcia: This match is XCW Rulez (Xtreme Rulez but with anywhere falls rules aswell) set at one fall. First to the ring he is XCW Champion STEVE BLACKMAN!!!!!!!!!! (Steve Blackman walks out to the ring) And his opponent he is RAVEN!!!!!!!! (No one comes out and Raven turns up on the Titan Tron)

Raven: HAHA As if I'd ever walk down their you have no chance in fact I'm here at my house relaxing watching myself on the tele but anyway have a nice time I forfeit.

Lillian Garcia: Winner by forfeit STEVE BLACKMAN!!!!!! (Steve Blackman stares at Raven threw the titan tron. (Commercial)

Cutting Edge

Edge: Now where here on the return of the longest ever Live Talk/Interview Show in TFC now their has been others like their was 2 or 3 Highlight Reels and their was The Low Down that appeared once on TV but I'm not including 101's and Vickie's Talk Shows as I don't look at them the same because they don't show up on other shows like the Cutting Edge where it shows up on Xtreme every now and then. If I can remember right this is the 4^th or 5^th show maybe more but anyway it's the return of the CUTTING EDGE!!!!! And my first guest is well someone I don't like but have to put up with as a boss He is you guessed it KING OF THE DEAD!!!!!!

King of the Dead walks out in a T Shirt, Leather Jacket and Jeans and gets in the ring with a mic

Edge: Just stand their King I have a few questions for you later but the next guest is a man who doesn't like the decision a Referee made last week he says he got screwed out of that match he is MATTATTACK!!!!

Mattattack walks out in his normal ring gear

Edge: Now you stand their and we'll introduce our final guest for tonight and he has made a name for himself as a referee in the Wrestling Business from the Montreal Screw Job to the man who gave Joker the OWC Championship he is EARL HEBNER!!!!!

Earl Hebner comes out in his normal Referee gear with Specially paid Security surrounding him

Edge: Ok so since we're all here let me ask King of the Dead's comments on this situation.

King of the Dead: Well I'm tired lets just get this over with and all I think it is is a excuse.

Edge: Well lets hear what the problem is with Earl so Earl why did you screw him out of the match last week?

Earl Hebner: Well its simple who in their right mind would go against Kane when they don't need to and as for Jericho that was just a fair share of pay back for Wrestlemania and I also just hate Mattattack.

Mattattack: You as a referee should not abuse your power to call a match because you personally hate a person you should be more professional then that.

Fans: YEAHHHHH!!!!

King of the Dead: Huh?

Jeff Hardy slowly walks to the ring

Mattattack: (Smiles)

King of the Dead: How did I know that this wouldn't go as I planned. (pulls out his steel  bat from his pants and smashes Mattattack across the head) Their that's for being sly and Jeff I have no problem hurting you again you do have a nice bruise where I hit you last time.

Jeff stops and signs off to the fans and leaves

King of the Dead: That's what I thought. (Special Security and Earl Hebner leave and Triple H from behind Edge tackles Edge) Huh?

In Ring: TRIPLE H SMASHES INTO EDGE AND SPEAR TO JEFF FROM BATISTA AND THEN!!!!! KURT FROM THE FANS HE COMES IN THE RING AND SMASHES TRIPLE H AND EDGE GETS UP AND SPEAR TO KURT AND EDGE IS STANDING TALL IN THE RING AND BATISTA COMES IN THE RING OH SPEAR TO BATISTA AND FROM BEHIND EDGE TWIST OF FATE AND THEN KING GOES FOR TWIST OF DEATH BUT JEFF REVERSES IT TO TWIST OF FATE AND STANDS TALL IN THE RING!!!!!

McMahon 101: Could this be a preview of Apocalypse hope not but tune in to find out and make sure you all come to the aftermath of the ppv contact me for details on that and well thanks for watching see you at OWC.

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