FANS ARE SCREAMING THE GRAPHICS ARE ROLLING AND SHOWING XTREMES LOGO!!!! FANS CHEER X-TREME... X-TREME... X-TREME... X-TREME... X-TREME... X-TREME... X-TREME... X-TREME... X-TREME... X-TREME... X-TREME... X-TREME... X-TREME... X-TREME... X-TREME... X-TREME... X-TREME... X-TREME... X-TREME... X-TREME... X-TREME... X-TREME... X-TREME... X-TREME... X-TREME... X-TREME... X-TREME... X-TREME... X-TREME... X-TREME... X-TREME... X-TREME... X-TREME... X-TREME... X-TREME... X-TREME... X-TREME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

McMahon 101: Welcome to Xtreme and what a show we have here tonight. All four brands are here tonight and that means all four brands commentators are here tonight.

J.R: Yes we do and well first match is Mattattacks choice opponent RKtaker.

Jerry Lawler: Lets see this match.

McMahon 101: IM THE COMMENTATOR OF XTREME WHICH MEANS I COMMENTATE XTREME MATCHES NOT YOU TWO HAS BEENS!!!!

Mattattack vs. RKtaker

Lillian Garcia: This match is a singles match for one fall. First to the ring he is The Animal MATTATTACK!!!!!!!!!! (Mattattack comes to the ring with a mic)

Mattattack: I am sick of the disrespect these stars are giving to people around TFC so I'll start with Xtreme and the first person is RKTAKER!!!!!!!!!

Lillian Garcia: And his opponent RKTAKER!!!!!!!! (RKtaker comes out grinning at Mattattack)

Match: Bell rings and both men lock up but Mattattack knees RKtaker to the stomach and RKtaker drops and rolls out of the ring. He starts walking back to the backstage area and OH LOOK ITS JERICHO!!!!!!!!!! JERICHO ATTACKS MATTATTACK WITH A STEEL CHAIR AND THEN LEAVES THE RING AND EARL HEBNER DOESN'T DO A THING ABOUT IT!!!!!!!!!!

J.R: THIS MAKES ME SICK!!!!!!!!!!!!

McMahon 101: HAHA I LOVE IT!!!!!!!!!!

Match: RKtaker see's his chance and runs to the ring and covers but Mattattack smashes into RKtaker's head and wont stop and then RKtaker is busted wide open.

Paul Hayman: BLOOD IN THE WATER MCMAHON!!!!

McMahon 101: Haha not wrong that's like a waterfall of blood their.

Match: RK Taker is smashing into Mattattack but then Mattattack gets him and reverses with a THUNDEROUS (Finisher) And he covers RKtaker 1...2...)Lights go out and they come back on) NAD KANE IS BEHIND MATTATTACK AND MATTATTACK GETS CHOKESLAMED AND COVERED BY KANE!!!!!!!!!! 1...2...3!!!!!!!!!!

Lillian Garcia: The winner of this match is KANE!!!!!!!!!!

J.R: Earl Hebner just screwed Mattattack out of that match.

McMahon 101: Shut up J.R your so Hypocritical.

J.R: And your so full of your self.

Paul Hayman: Well come on guys it's the OWC match next lets see how this one pans out.

Ace vs. Oracal Zero

Lillian Garcia: This match is a singles match representing OWC set at one fall. First to the ring he is the TFC Champion representing OWC ACE!!!!!!!!!!! (Ace comes out high fiving fans on his way down to the ring while holding the TFC Title) And his opponent he is representing OWC ORICAL ZERO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Paul Heyman: Here we go Ace vs. Zero two people I hate because they ponder to these pathetic parasites that they call fans.

Match: Bell rings and Zero puts his arm out to shake Ace's hand and Ace shakes it BUT OH CHEAP SHOT FROM ZERO AND CLOTHESLINE KNOCKING ACE OFF HIS FEET!!!! Zero stomps on Ace and doesn't stop. Zero looks at these fans and taunts them and Ace pulls Zero's leg making him fall then gets on top of zero and starts punching into him. Ace then gets up and climbs the turnbuckle and elbow drop from the turnbuckle. Ace signs off to the fans.

Paul Heyman: It makes me sick to see stars pondering to these fans for momentum.

Eric Bichoff: : Not wrong and Ace is the worst of the lot he's like the lead of this army of Instromponus people as King says it's a Plague and Ace is the cause of this Plague.

Match: Ace goes to lock in the Sharp shooter but Zero reverses it and pushes Ace to his back and then He jumps onto Ace and picks him up and goes for Destiny Dreams (Tombstone) but Ace slides down his shoulder and when Zero turns around BIG RIGHT HAND KNOCKING ZERO DOWN!!!!!! (Crowd Pops) Ace looks at this sold out crowd and salutes to them all and then stomps all over and then he does the 5 Knuckle Shuffle in respect to John Cena.

McMahon 101: No that's gone too far Cena sucks he cant rap, Cant Wrestle and cant entertain.

Eric Bichoff: Not wrong Boss Cena makes me sick and we get to see King of the Dead in a arm wrestling contest later on with him. I don't know King's chances.

McMahon 101: King always has a trick up his sleeve no need to worry about him.

Match: Ace picks Zero up and OH SLAP TO THE FACE OF ACE!!!!!!! Zero punches into Ace and Ace counters with some punchers AND A HUGE DROP KICK!!!!!!! Ace goes outside the ring and highfives the fans and comes back in the ring and Zero goes for a clothesline but Ace ducks then does a clothesline of his own HE LOCKS IN HELL'S GATES AND ZERO REACHES FOR THE ROPES BUT TAPS OUT!!!!!!!!!!!!

Lillian Garcia: YOU'RE WINNER BY SUBMISSION THE TFC CHAMPION ACE!!!!!!!!!!!

After match: Ace celebrates in the ring and all of a sudden CBM's entrance starts and CBM walks out with a mic.

CBM: Ace your pathetic all you are is a LOSER who got lucky. How many times have you defended that title their again? That's right was it 1 or 2 times non the less it was miserable wins the only reason you've won those matches was by LUCK but when you face me CBM the 2 times OWC Champion 18-0 and the man that beat King of the Dead not once not twice but three times you'll see that all these fans really are is a magnet to money their pathetic all they do is give us a pay check but because I'm so great if they weren't her I'd have the government give me a pay check because I don't need these fans. Ace you should be out but you decided to come back why because of these fans and their...

OH GREEN SLIM COMES BUCKETING DOWN ON CBM AND HE SLIPS AND THE FANS LAUGH!!!!

HBK and HBK on Titan Tron: AND IF YOUR NOT DOWN WITH THAT CBM WE HAVE TWO WORDS FOR YA!!!!!!!

The entire DX on the titan Tron: SUCK IT!!!!!!!!!!

Backstage

King of the Dead walks past Jerichoholic

Jerichoholic: Hey King I respect you lets put our past behind us man I understand you are full of yourself and like sucking **** more then Stephanie's boobs but don't worry im the SEXY BEAST, KING OF THE JUNGLE,...

KING OF THE DEAD SMASHES HIM UP AND LEAVES HIM ON THE FLOOR!!!!!!!

King of the Dead: Holic sarcasm wont help you here on Xtreme because I am the boss which means your on my home turf a place I made have the highest views in Xtreme history and that is 38 Views I think not sure cant remember all my historic moment that's how long I've been here 7 monthes at Apocalypse exact.

Back to the ring

Jeff Hardy vs. Terry Funk vs. Sabu

Lillian Garcia: This match is a Triple Threat Xtreme Rulez match set as one fall. First to the ring one half of the Xtreme Tag Team champions JEFF HARDY!!!!!!!!!!! (Jeff Hardy comes dancing down to the ring) And his opponent...

ECW's Original theme song comes on and Terry Funk, Sabu, Rob Van Dam, Rey Mysterio and MICK FOLEY COME OUT TO THE RING Jeff is in shock Rob Van Dam grabs two mic's and hands one to Jeff

Jeff Hardy: What's going on here?

RVD: Jeff if you didn't notice we are all ECW Originals and are challenging the Xtreme Defenders to a 12 man Xtreme Rulez match.

Jeff Hardy: YOUR ON!!!!!!

Xtreme Defenders entrance start and comes out Matt Hardy, AJ Styles, CM Punk, Rhyno and STEVE BLACKMAN OH MY GOD STEVE BLACKMAN IS MAKING HIS IN RING RETURN AFTER THAT BRUTAL SWANTON BOMB JEFF HARDY GAVE HIM THREW 5 TABLES ABOUT 6 MONTHES AGO!!!!!!

RVD: Steve Blackman? What are you doing here.

Steve Blackman:... Turnado...

RVD: Huh?

OH HUGE RIGHT HAND FROM BLACKMAN!!!!

Match: Bell rings and all members from both teams attack each other and then its RVD and Blackman going at it in the middle of the ring. Blackman kicks into RVD's mid section and then smashes him into the turnbuckle and keeps punching into his head. Matt Hardy is smashing into Sabu and then from behind Matt OH BARB WIREED BAT FROM MICK FOLEY AND HE DOES THE CACTUS JACK SIGN!!!!! AJ Styles hits across the back of Rey a tin bin and then he stomps into him but here comes THE HOMICIDAL, SURICIDAL, GENOCIDAL, DEATH DEFYING SABU!!!!!!!!!! Sabu smashes into AJ and then grabs a chair AND OH IN THE FACE!!!!!!!!! Terry Funk and Jeff hardy stare each other down and then OH LOOK IT'S A BARB WIRED 2x4 AND HE PUTS IT ON FIRE AND LOOKS AT JEFFS FACE!!!!!!! He goes to hit Jeff across the head with that barb wired 2x4 on fire but Jeff ducks and punches into Terry Funk and then he kicks him to the mid section and grabs the 2x4 with fire and hits it across Terry Funk's back.  Terry Funk screams in pain but seems to like it and hits a huge punch to Jeff but the 2x4 goes flying out side the ring.

McMahon 101: This is Xtreme maybe a bit too Xtreme.

Tazz: This reminds me of back in the day.

Paul Hayman: Where's the chant ECW... ECW... ECW!!!!

Tazz, Paul Hayman and Fans: ECW... ECW... ECW... ECW... ECW... ECW... ECW... ECW... ECW... ECW... ECW... ECW... ECW... ECW... ECW... ECW... ECW... ECW... ECW... ECW... ECW... ECW... ECW... ECW... ECW... ECW... ECW... ECW!!!!!!!!!!!

Match: STEVE BLACKMAN IS THROWING EVERYONE EVERYWHERE AND THEN BEATS DOWN TERRY FUNK AND LOOKS AT JEEF HE GOES OUT SIDE AND PULLS OUT A LADDER!!!!!!!!! Jeff looks happy to see that ladder and climbs it and Blackman says wait and goes and grabs a few tables and stacks them with RVD in the middle of them. BLACKMAN CALLS FOR THE SWANTON AND IT GETS DELIVERED STRAIGHT TO RVD AND THIS IS WHAT HAD BLACKMAN OUT FOR 6 MONTHES!!!!!!!!!

McMahon 101: I HATE XTREME RULEZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Match: Terry Funk and Mick Foley come in the ring and try to gang up on Steve Blackman but Steve Blackman pulls a Baseball Bat out of his pants AND OH HE HITS IT ACROSS THEIR HEAD!!!!!!!!!! AND THEIR OUT COLD AND THEN SABU AND REY COME AND FIGHT OFF BLACKMAN WITH A CHAIR AND A KENDO STICK!!!!! OH PUNK CONNECTS WITH THE GTS TO SABU AND AJ CONNECTS WITH A GERMAN SUPLEX TO REY, MATT CONNECTS A TWIST OF FATE TO MICK FOLEY WITH GORE GORE GORE BY RHYNO AND JEFF HE GETS UP AND FORCES RVD TO HIS FEEL AND WISPERING IN THE WIND CONNECTS AND BLACKMAN LOOKS AROUND AND SPEAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TO FUNK!!!!! THEY ALL COVER A OPPONENT!!!! 1...2...3!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Lillian Garcia: YOUR WINNERS OF THE MATCH THE XTREME DEFENDERS!!!!!!

King of the Dead comes out

King of the Dead: Since Rob Van Dam looks injured their I am giving Steve Blackman the XCW CHAMPIONSHIP!!!!!!!!!!!

J.R: Wow big news already from Xtreme GM King of the Dead.

Jerry Lawler: I wonder what has put King in such a good mood tonight.

McMahon 101: King is just a natural he is entertaining us all tonight as every star from each show is on here tonight and who saw the In-Ring Return of Steve Blackman.

Tazz: Well I can't wait to see what else King has in stored for us tonight and what will happen when King and CBM are having a Interview AT THE SAME TIME yep you heard it Mean Gean has got some guts to step in between those two.

Quick ad for Apocalypse

King of the Dead vs. John Cena in a Arm Wrestling Contest

Lillian Garcia: This match is a Arm wrestling contest. First to the ring he is Xtreme GM KING OF THE DEAD!!!!! (King of the Dead comes out with a smile on his face holding a mic)

King of the Dead: Hold up I have a quick message and this is to my friend John Cena. Cena they say you cant wrestle some times I cant blame them you cant Armature Wrestle, Foot Wrestle, Sumo Wrestle, Professional Wrestle, Sexually Wrestle and I'm gonna prove the world you cant arm wrestle because the only people you wrestle is those gay strip club hoes and that's the only people you wrestle good. Cena I do Drugs that means I have a sniffy, you do guys that means you have a STIFFY!!!!!! Cena Cena Cena hang on man (laughs) I have more to say  you say the no. 1 priority in your life is these fans, I say your no. 1 priority is your eggs on your frying pans. (Laughs) nar man hang on I got some more haha. You say you beat up the bad, Well I beat up your dad. HAHA I GOT SOME MORE MAN JUST CHILL A BIT MORE!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!

John Cena's Entrance starts and he comes running to the ring

Lillian Garcia: And his opponent is JOHN CENA!!!!!

CENA HAS HEARD ENOUGH OF KING AND HIS JOKES AND HE PUNCHES KING AND KNOCKS HIM TO THE FLOOR!!! Cena see's a Steel Bat roll out of Kings pants and smiles and picks up the bat then he goes to swing the bat at King but King quickly gets out of the ring and runs. He runs up the ramp and then...

 

STONE COLD STONE COLD COMES OUT AND LOOKS AT KING AND KING DON'T WANT ANY OF THAT!!!!! King doesn't know what to do he screwed both these men out of their matches last Friday. King is wondering where to go and then Cena shows him that he has his bat and King looks like he is shocked and is about to fall dead but then strangely the Steel Bat throws fire works out in the sky and breaks in two half's and then a Steel bat drops from the sky and King grabs it and laughs. KING CHASES CENA WITH IT AND FU TO KING KING WAS CONNECTED WITH THE FU!!!!!!!!!!!!! STONE COLD RUNS TO THE BACKAND THEN A BEER THRUCK IT'S THE BEER THRUCK AND CENA LEAVES THE RING AND STONE COLD GRABS THE BEER HOSE AND SPRAYS IT ALL OVER KING OF THE DEAD!!!!!!!!!! KING DOESN'T KNOW WHATS GOING ON!!!!!!!! THE WHOLE RING HAS BEER EVERYWHERE!!!!!! THEN KING SLIDES OUT OF THE RING AND SLIPS!!! Austin laughs and celebrates by grabbing beer and throwing it everywhere.

BackStage CBM with Mean Gean

Mean Gean: Hello everyone it's me here Mean Gean and I'm here with OWC Champion CBM. CBM with what you just saw Stone Cold do to King of the Dead on his own show Xtreme what do you think of it?

CBM: Haha what do I think Mean Gean well Mean Gean what I thought was King of the Dead is worse then I thought to let Stone Cold get away with that proves my point that he is not as good as he use to be.

King of the Dead walks past

Mean Gean: HEY KING!!!!! Your booked for this interview.

King of the Dead: (Drenched in beer) What do you want.

CBM: I knew you was messy your worse then that hog you call a Girlfriend.

King slaps CBM

King of the Dead: Why don't you ever SHUT THE HELL UP!!!!!!!

CBM pulls Maryse on the camera

CBM: Well we all know that I'm the best and my girl here is as well and since you said all people can come I thought Maryse was allowed as well.

King of the Dead: Yeah I hear your looking for Taker?

CBM: Yeah have you seen...

Lights flicker and King see's Taker

King of the Dead: IT'S HIM THE UNDERTAKER!!!!!!!!!

CBM TURNS FAST LIGHTS STOP FLICKERING AND SEES..,

Ecie: Hey.

CBM looks angry

CBM: YOU LIED TO ME KING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

King of the Dead: Wow you really do look like your husband.

Ecie: Yeah well I'm here as a Special Guest since I'm not in TFC anymore.

King of the Dead: Your nothing more then a Instromponus LOSER!!!!!!!! Your nothing anymore I am the best I have been a GM longer then you which means I've written more shows then YOU!!!!!!!!!

Ecie: Excuse me King? You have grown rude since me and Skitzo have left do you need a lil attention like a little boy to grow some manners.

King of the Dead: Get out of my way old hag I need to wash this **** off me.

King shoves Ecie out of the way and walks off

Ecie: He has grown rude.

CBM: You seen it people for your self King of the Dead hurts a girl and you all think im a bad guy look at him he has physically abused a woman.

Back to ring

Doctor D vs. Vladimir Kozlov

Lillian Garcia: This match is a singles match set at one fall. First to the ring he is a former 2x OWC Tag Champion DOCTOR D!!!!!!!! (Doctor D comes out and then from behind comes Vladimir but lights go out and come back on and Doctor D is fine but inside the ring and Kozlov doesn't know what just happened)

McMahon 101: What just happened I thought Doc was finished just their.

Match: Kozlov gets in the ring and bell ring. Kozlov stares down Doc and goes to lock up but Doc ducks under his arm and goes for a German Suplex on Kozlov but he cant lift Kozlov and Kozlov elbows Doc to the side of his face. Doc goes for the kick to the mid section but Kozlov grabs his leg and HEAD BUTT TO DOC'S HEAD!!!!!!!!!! Kozlov is staring at Doctor D who is on the ground unconscious and screams at the fans "(Russian word)" Kozlov then lifts Doc up and goes for a Russian Slam but Doc counters and a kick to the mid section and then DDT to Kozlov. Kozlov then gets up and goes for a spear while Doc rests at the turnbuckle and then Doc gets out of the way and Kozlov's shoulder goes straight through that Turnbuckle. Kozlov stays their in pain and Doc comes running behind but then Kozlov quickly turns around and see's him and OH HEAD BUTT SENDING DOCTOR D FLYING THE OPOSITE DIRECTION!!!!!!!!

McMahon 101: What a head but.

Tazz: No $%&#

Jerry Lawler: The only show you'll see matches like this is War.

McMahon 101: Xtreme is alright but OWC tops this match a mile away.

Jerry Lawler: Say what you want McMahon but you cant argue that this match isn't a good match.

Match: Kozlov rawrs and than he goes to Doc and stomps all over him but Doc slips out of the ring and walks around the outside of the ring. Kozlov looks at him and then goes outside and follows he then connects with a clothesline from the back to Doc and throws him to the ring post. He then smashes his head against the ring post and throws him in the ring then follows. Doc just lays their and Kozlov locks in a submission to the arm. Doc reaches for the ropes and grabs him but Kozlov wont let go and the ref starts the rope break count. 1...2...3....4... and Kozlov lets go then goes to the referee and tell him something in Russian. FROM BEHIND KOZLOV BACK BREAKER AND DOC POINTS TO THE RING ROPES!!!!!!! He climbs them and then connects with a Shooting Star Press but then gets up and goes for a Scorpion Death Lock. Kozlov throws Doc with his legs and then gets up and punches him.

McMahon 101: What a match so far.

Jerry Lawler: Only on War folks.

Match: Doc starts to punch back at him and then DROP KICK but Kozlov just throws Doc and smashes him to the ground. Doc is in  pain but then gets up and Kozlov goes for another head butt but Doc sees it coming and dodges it by moving out ot the way then Hurricanrana. Then Doc climbs the top rope again and goes for a missile drop kick but misses and Kozlov picks him up and RUSSIAN SLAM CONNECTS!!!!!!!!

McMahon 101: ITS ALL OVER!!!!

Match: Covers 1...2...NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! But the ref still rings the bell.

Lillian Garcia: YOUR WINNER BY PINFALL VLADIMIR KOZLOV!!!!!!!!!!

Kurt Angle vs. Hollywood Hogan

Lillian Garcia: This match is a singles match to decide if Kurt Angle will be in the Undisputed Xtreme World Championship Scramble match. First to the ring he is a former Universal World Champion KURT ANGLE!!!!!!!! (Kurt comes out with his gold medal) And his opponent the International Champion HOLLYWOOD HOGAN!!!!!!! (Hollywood Hogan is walking down the ring and then he poses for the fans as they boo)

McMahon 101: This match will be a classic.

Match: Bell rings and both men lock up in the middle of the ring. Both men try to out perform each other but Hogan throws Angle to the other side of the ring. Then Hogan stomps all over angle in the rib section. Hogan then argues with the fans and the fans boo Hogan. Hogan then punches into Angles head and looks at the ref arguing with the ref because the ref separated both men. Angle gets up and then runs towards Hogan smashing into him and kicking into him non-stop aggressively. Angle then leaves him walking away and turns around AND CLOTHESLINE TO HOGAN SEND HOGAN TO THE FLOOR!!!!

Jerry Lawler: This is a classic War match.

McMahon 101: Not anymore it's now a classic Xtreme match.

Match: Kurt stomps all over Hogan and then her picks him up and then goes for a angle slam but Hogan reverses it into a German Suplex. Hogan then poses for the fans and gets a loud boo but then Angle throws him to the ground and locks in the Ankle Lock. He almost has him to tap out but he grabs the ropes and it's a rope break but Angle doesn't let go. The ref starts the count 1...2...3...4... but Angle lets go of Hogan and looks at the ref angry. Then comes out walking is Sting, Kevin Nash, Scott Hall, Raven, Scott Steiner and Buff Bagwell all holding weapons smiling. Kurt looks at them wondering what's going on and they all charge down to the ring and smash up Kurt Angle and then the ref calls for the bell.

Winner: By DQ Kurt

McMahon 101: What has former NWO got any business with this match?

Beat Down: All members of former NWO mob Kurt and after Kurt cant move Hollywood Hogan grabs a black paint spray can and sprays the former NWO logo on Kurt's back.

DX COMES RUNNING OUT WITH WEAPONS!!!!!

NWO runs out of the ring but then from behind ITS KING OF THE DEAD SMASHING ALL MEMBERS WITH HIS TRADMARK STEEL BAT AND THEIR ALL DOWN BUT STING IS OUT OF THEIR!!!! Sting stares at King of the Dead and King points the Bat at Sting saying "your turn will come". All members off DX dance around the ring taunting former NWO and then CBM FROM BEHIND KING WITH A KENDO STICK AND KING IS RUNNING WHILE CBM CHASES KING!!!!!

Triple H vs. Shawn Michaels vs. CBM vs. Brock Lesner

Lillian Garcia: First to the ring is current OWC Champion CBM. (CBM comes out with the titles with a grin on his face) and next to the ring is Undisputed Xtreme World Champion TRIPLE H (No one comes out) And next to the ring 4 times World Champ TRIPLE H!!!! (Still no one comes out and CBM Smiles and tells them he wont be coming) Next to the ring World Champion SHAWN MICHAELS!!!!!!!!! (No one comes out again and CBM smiles)

Jerry Lawler: What's going on here?

Tazz: I don't know but I have a feeling CBM is behind this.

McMahon 101: WHY DON'T YOU TWO RESPECT YOUR GM A BIT MORE!!!!

Tazz gets off his seat

Tazz: Wanna say that to my face McMahon?

McMahon 101: I don't fight Tazz now sit down.

Tazz: (Sits down) Well don't go their if you aren't tough enough to.

McMahon 101: What ever I am more greater then a left over has been like you that just wants to argue.

Lillian Garcia: SHAWN MICHAELS!!!!!!!!! (Still no one comes out and CBM laughs) Well then the Universal Champion BROCK LESNER!!!! (No one comes out and CBM is laughing) For the final time BROCK LESNER!!!!!!!!!!!! (No one) Well by a result of forfeit your winner CBM!!!!!!!!!!!!!

In ring: CBM is laughing and raises his arms and belt.

King of the Dead's entrance starts up and King of the Dead walks out

King of the Dead: Well I see you won by cheating but non the less you won and for that reason I wanna see how you won CAMERA MAN LOOK AROUND FOR ANSWERS!!!!!!!!

On the titan tron

We see the camera mans view when he is walking and see some stars that we see someone getting smashes into and it is Brock Lesner getting smashed by Goldberg.

King of the Dead: Arr I see now.

Then we see a doo fly open and comes out ITS DX DX AND TRIPLE H IS HOLDING A SLEDGEHAMMER AND HEADING STRAIGHT TO THE RING!!!!

In the ring

OH TRIPLE H IS RUNNING OUT HERE AND CCB< GETS OUT OF THE RING AND TRIPLE H POINTS THE HAMMER TO CBM AND CBM TURNS INTO A HUGE SWEET CHIN MUSIC!!!!!!!!! SHAWN TAUNTS HIM!!!!!

King of the Dead: Haha enough guys leave him be. Now its time lets have all stars join me in the ring.

HUGE ANNOUNCMENT

King of the Dead: Oh wow hasn't it been a night here tonight.

CBM: Just before we start I just thought to mention this better be good or else...

King of the Dead: Or else I have no reason not to smash you right here. (He gets in CBM's face)

McMahon 101: (Splits them up) Come on you two you are both talented wrestlers one better then the other but still talented. (King looks at McMahon angry)

King of the Dead: Haha well 101 I know I'm the better one.

CBM: Yeah in your wildest dreams.

McMahon 101: I SAID ENOUGH!!!!!!!!

King of the Dead: Fine well...

Familiar Voice: King of the Dead it is said I am gone, Dead a bit of the past. It is said that you, CBM and McMahon 101 made me quit. It is said That at Dooms Day it was truly my Dooms Day. It is also said that YOU ARNT DEAD BUT PRETENDING TO BE!!!!!!!! What a fool I was to once think that. Now I know You are dead its all true you spoke the truth the Spotlight Stealing, Boss Hating, Moment making, King of Xtreme KING OF THE DEAD IS DEAD!!!!! He ended me his idol THE INSANITY HAS BEEN AWOKEN ON YOU ONCE AGAIN KING!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Skitzo's Entrance starts and shows this on the titan tron

 

King of the Dead: WHAT HUH WHATS GOING ON!!!!!!!!!!!

CBM: (looks shocked)

McMahon 101: Wha... Wha... What... (Looks shocked)

King of the Dead: He can't be here. (Looks like he's seen a ghost)

SKITZO COMES OUT DANCING LIKE HARDY!!!!

King of the Dead: NOOOOOOOOOOOOO GET OUT IM TELLING YOU I HAVE UNFINISHED BUSINESS WITH YOU MAN!!!!!!!!!!

Skitzo gets in the ring and then we see its not Skitzo but JEFF HARDY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

King of the Dead: YOU YOU'RE A ANNOYING PIECE OF ****!!!!!!!!!!!! I THOUGHT YOU WAS REALLY SKITZO AND YOU WILL PAY!!!!!!!!!

Jeff Hardy: Well I thought you liked surprises?

King of the Dead: What ever well I gotta get to my announcement. Here are our Special Guest's tonight Maryse, Ecie and Stephanie McMahon 101. AGH OH AGH!!!! (King falls on one knee in pain) Stephanie I need AGH Will you marry me?

Stephanie is in tears

McMahon 101: WHAT?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

CBM: HUH?!!!!!!!!

DX Warrior: Well that was surprising.

Ecie: Oh love is in the air people.

Stephanie: (in tears) Ki... Ki... King YES!!!!!!!!!!!! (She hugs him and kisses him on the lips and he does the same to her)

CBM: Blah blah blah...

Sting: SHOW SOME RESPECT CBM!!!!!!!!!!!!! I don't like King any more then you do but I respect this.

CBM: You ever raise your voice to me again and I will...

Sting: And you will what? Huh? Will you put me on your show and screw me out of matches? Or will you try getting your **** to seduce me into losing to you? Or maybe kiss McMahon 101's ass to get me in a match where I cant win? CBM Cut the **** I don't care what you have to say to me about what you will do what I do care about is we're GUESTS!!!!!!! And do you know manners? Because if you do you should know that Guests should make a good impression.

CBM: I don't care what you have to say.

King of the Dead: Oh I almost forgot newest member to Xtreme and newest member to DX BILLY GUNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Billy Gunn comes out

Billy Gunn: Mr. Ass is here.

CBM: What the...

Most stars clear out of the ring and leave as its over

Billy Gunn: You wish you could get in my pants but you cant to bad.

CBM: NO!!! I don't sway that way sorry.

Billy Gunn: I have two words for ya.

CBM: Yeah yeah this entire S*ck it routine is getting boring.

Billy Gunn: No "CBM Look" (Points behind him)

OH KING SMASHES A STEEL BAT TO THE BACK OF CBM AND CBM RUNS OUT OF THE RING!!!!!!!

All members of DX enter the ring

DX: WE HAVE TWO WORDS FOR YA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SUCK IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

King of the Dead then kisses Stephanie McMahon 101 and hugs her.

[Show Ends]