WE SEE FANS GOING CRAZY AND GRAPHICS ON THE TITAN TRON SHOWING XTREME'S LOGO AND THE FANS CHANTING...
Fans: X-TREME... X-TREME... X-TREME... X-TREME... X-TREME... X-TREME... X-TREME... X-TREME... X-TREME... X-TREME... X-TREME... X-TREME... X-TREME... X-TREME... X-TREME... X-TREME... X-TREME... X-TREME... X-TREME... X-TREME... X-TREME... X-TREME... X-TREME... X-TREME... X-TREME... X-TREME... X-TREME... X-TREME... X-TREME... X-TREME... X-TREME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
McMahon 101: Welcome to the land of Xtreme here tonight and do we have a epic night here tonight. As a result of what King of the Dead did last week to my Broadcast Partner Joey Styles I will be Commentating the show on my own just how I like it. Tonight as a punishment for crossing the boss The Joker will have a match in every match here tonight never done before in wrestling history. Now Here comes our GM King of the Dead to address us to what's happening here tonight.
Fans boo as King of the Dead walks in the ring
King of the Dead: What a nice warm welcome to this Arena in one of the worst towns in North Carolina Camron.
Fans: BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!
King of the Dead: The home town of Jeff Hardy.
Fans: YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
King of the Dead: And Matt Hardy.
Fans: YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!
King of the Dead: The worst Tag Team in the whole of TFC.
Fans: BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
King of the Dead: WHY DON'T YOU ALL SHUT UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Fans: YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
King of the Dead: Damn you'd wake the dead with that racket. Oh well here tonight I'll show you why you "Don't Cross The Boss". Joker will fight in every single match here tonight and the show will only end when Joker finally loses which means we're gonna have a very short night here tonight. Too bad Jeff Hardy isn't set to compete here tonight or I'd have to hear all your bull **** all night with your ROCKSTAR reception to Jeff Hardy.
Fans: BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
McMahon 101: HAHA I LOVE IT King you tell these hypocrites the truth good on you.
King of the Dead: Boo me all you want I've heard it all before to tell you all the truth it gets repetitive after awhile its like watching a wheel spin it wont change no matter how many times you watch it. You people bore me so much I'd rather watch paint dry at the moment but then I'd have Jeff Hardy sticking his face on the wall and believe me I don't want to see men smooching walls now.
McMahon 101: HAHA I LOVE IT!!!! HE MAKES ME LAUGH EVERY TIME!!!!!!
Fans: BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!
King of the Dead: Is that all you fans know what to say is Boo well it doesn't scare me you fans or as I like to call you Hypocrites are so predictable I mean every time I come out here its BOOO!!!! Are you people trying to be ghosts? Oh well what ever your trying to be its boring me but on to the next PPV I have decided on two matches already and those two are an Xtreme Rulez All Star match for the Intercontinental Championship and a SCRAMBLE MATCH for the Undisputed Xtreme World Championship now those men in that match will be THE GAME Triple H of course, THE XTREME ENIGMA Jeff Hardy,
Fans: YEAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!
King of the Dead: THE RATED R SUPER STAR EDGE!!!!!!!!!!
Fans: BOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!
King of the Dead: Their you go again but anyway. THE ANIMAL BATISTA!!!!!!!!!!
Fans: YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!
King of the Dead: I think that's all that I can think of that deserves a title shot so I will have to keep looking for someone to fill in that spot from another brand...
KURT ANGLE COMES OUT AND WHILE HE WALKS DOWN THE FANS CHANT
Fans: YOUR SUCK... YOU SUCK... YOU SUCK... YOU SUCK... YOU SUCK... YOU SUCK... YOU SUCK... YOU SUCK... YOU SUCK... YOU SUCK... YOU SUCK... YOU SUCK!!!!!!!!!!!
Kurt enters the ring and gets in King's face and stares him down
Kurt Angle: King you did this once to me I'D BE DAMNED TO LET YOU DO THIS TWICE TO ME!!!!!!
King of the Dead: (Smiles) It seems as if you have a problem so come on tell me WHAT IS IT if you don't have one I'd advise you to turn the other way and START WALKING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Kurt Angle: (Looks around in frustration) You really are a useless son of a **** aren't you.
Crowd pops
King of the Dead: (Looks at him angry) YOU SHOW SOME RESPECT TOWARDS ME OR YOUR CAREER WILL GO BACK WHERE IT STARTED!!!!!!!! SO TELL ME YOUR PROBLEM!!!!!!!!!!!
Kurt Angle: Well my problem is basically what it's always been with you King its that I NEVER GET THE SHOT AT THE BIG TIME!!!!!!! You purposely put everyone in their but me and then you say theirs no one at the standard of that match? You really have the nerve to say that after the results of the draft? I mean you got 75% of TFC's top dogs here on Xtreme but yet you don't have anyone at the standard of this match IM AT THE STANDARD and you know its true ITS DAMN TRUE!!!!!!!!!!!
King of the Dead: Ok but because I hate you and didn't want you drafted to Xtreme to be honest I LOVED YOU ON WAR LOSING TO THE ROCK HAHA!!!!!!!!!
Kurt Angle: Funny you say that I loved seeing you lose at WrestleMania.
King of the Dead: (looks furious) OK ENOUGH OF THAT!!!!!!!!! The only way your in the Scramble match is if you earn it against RKtaker next week in a Submission only match so hope you teach him a lesson for me or will it be the other way around (grins at Kurt).
Commercial
War: This week on War Xtreme GM/SmackDown SuperStar King of the Dead will be on War now this is only to show King that War is better then Xtreme but is this a free ticket to CBM's death or will King of the Dead keep calm and not touch CBM TUNE INTO WAR TO FIND OUT!!!!
Back to Xtreme
The Joker vs. Road Dogg Jesse James
Lillian Garcia: This match is a Xtreme Rulez match. Introducing first he is a former 1 times OWC Champion THE JOKER!!!!!!!! And his opponent he is a former 1 times Brass Knuckle Champion ROAD DOGG... JESSE JAMES!!!!!!!!
Match: Bell rings and Joker looks at James like he's a germ and James slaps Joker in the face. Joker looks furious and punches into James like theirs no tomorrow and then James reverses a punch into a sweep kick. Joker gets up and James connects with a drop kick and Joker gets up for another but Joker ducks and SUPER KICK!!!!!!!! Joker stares at 101 and 101 just looks on.
McMahon 101: What do you want fatty sorry I didn't bring my fridge your not on OWC anymore thanks god for that.
Match: When Joker turns to James he delivers A SPEAR TO JOKER SPEAR SPEAR SPEAR!!!!!!!!!!!!! JESSE JAMES COVERS 1...2...NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!! Joker kicks out and Ref looks at 101 as he stands up in anger AND LOW BLOW BY JOKER!!!!!!!!!!! Joker covers and the ref counts 1...2...3!!!!!!!!!!!
Lillian Garcia: THE WINNER OF THE MATCH BY PINFALL THE JOKER!!!!!!!!
King of the Dead appears on the titan tron
King of the Dead: Joker don't think about going to the back your not going backstage all night that's right the only rest you get is in between adverts and that rest is in the ring so here's your next opponent.
The Joker vs. Kingdom Warrior
Lillian Garcia: This match is a Steel Cage match and the only way to win this match is when both feet touch the ground outside the cage. His opponent KINGDOM WARRIOR!!!!!!
Match: Both men are in the cage and the Cage lowers while both men look around the cage Bell rings. Both men lock up and then Joker knee's Kingdom Warrior in the stomach and Irish Whip to the Cage and Joker smashes Warrior's head to the cage and then starts to rub his head against the side of the cage cutting his head open and then elbows the back of his neck and climbs the cage. Joker is almost at the top and then King comes running out here and smashes his steel bat to the cage forcing Joker to let go and when he turns to Warrior SUPER KICK TO THE HEAD OF JOKER!!!!!!!!!!!!! King of the Dead walks around the cage staring at Joker and Warrior climbs the turnbuckle then the corner of the cage and Joker runs up their and SUPER SUPLEX FROM THE TOP OF THE CAGE BY JOKER!!!!!!!!!!! And both men lay unconscious in the ring.
McMahon 101: WOW WHAT A SUPLEX!!!!!!!!!!! IT ALMOST BLOO THE WHOLE ARENA UP!!!!!!!!!!
Match: Joker and Kingdom Warrior lay unconscious for 2 minutes until Joker slowly gets up and then after a minute Warrior does the same and Joker with a low dropkick to Warrior and punches into him saying "COME ON CUZ!!!!!!!!" Joker then slaps Warrior in disrespect and then he does a knee drop to Warrior and then he laughs and kicks into Warrior and laughs. Warrior reverses the kick and clothesline to Joker and then he climbs the turnbuckle and does a SHOOTING STAR PRESS but misses and Joker sets him up for a Tiger Bomb and connects he looks at King and then from behind King RKTAKER HE SMASHES INTO KING WHILE JOKER CLIMBS OUT OF THE CAGE AND WINS THE MATCH!!!!!!!!!!
Lillian Garcia: YOUR WINNER OF THIS MATCH THE JOKER!!!!!!!!!
After The Match: KING OF THE DEAD FIGHTS OFF RKTAKER AND RKTAKER RUNS OFF AND KING LOOKS ANGRY THAT JOKER WON!!!!!
Commercial
SD: Tomorrow on the first ever SmackDown Skitzo isn't GM King of the Dead will face former Xtreme Star Jericho if The Brian Kendrick loses to Shawn Michaels and the very first SmackDown Woman's match on SD Maria vs. Tana YOU DON'T WANNA MISS IT!!!!!!
Back to Xtreme
The Joker vs. Abyss
Lillian: This match is a Tables Match where to win this match you must throw your opponent threw a table. First THE JOKER!!!!!!! (Enters the ring) And his opponent ABYSS!!!!! (Abyss comes to the ring and enters)
Match: Bell rings and Abyss smashes into Joker and Joker try's to fight back but Abyss just connects with a huge clothesline and Joker is down. Abyss goes outside and grabs a table. Joker goes outside and smashes into Abyss but then Abyss just gives Joker a HUGE RIGHT HAND TO THE CHIN!!!!!!!!! Joker is down again but then Joker wraps his legs around Abyss's neck and try's for a Hurricanrana but he cant get his body up because he's too fat to swing his body and Abyss just connects with a beautiful Power Bomb.
McMahon 101: Hey that's what I've been talking about Joker's weight its gonna cause troubles in some matches especially ones he needs to move a lot in like a Last Man Standing match he'll probably lay for the 10 count because he's exhausted after 5 minutes the match started which would be a easy win but oh well.
Match: Joker slowly gets up while Abyss sets up a table and then goes to Joker trying to get him to the table BUT NO JOKER KICKS ABYSS IN THE MID SECTION FOLLOWED BY A DDT!!!!!!!!! Joker looks at Abyss and starts kicking into his knee and injuring the left knee by bending it and kicking it. He then does 4 constant Elbow Drops. Joker stomps on Abyss's knee then sets him up on the table and climbs the top rope.
McMahon 101: Oh look he's gonna do a flying Donut.
Match: Abyss gets off the table just before Joker jumped and Joker comes off the turnbuckle and gets a huge clothesline to the neck by Abyss. Joker is flat on his back and Abyss stomps all over him and then Abyss goes crazy and goes outside for a steel chair but the ref tells abyss no chairs only tables but abyss doesn't care and CRACK THAT CHAIR OVER THE HEAD OF THE REF AND JOKER RUNS!!!!!!!! ABYSS HAS GONE CRAZY SMASHING THAT CHAIR ALL OVER THE PLACE AND THE CHAIR SNAPS IN HALF WHEN HE SMASHES IT ACROSS THE RING POLE!!!!!!!!!
McMahon 101: OH GOD LOOK AT THIS ABYSS SNAPPED IT IN HALF!!!!!!!!!!!!!
King of the Dead comes out with a mic
King of the Dead: Whoa whoa whoa Where are you going Joker this match has been changed to a No DQ match (Smiles) and it's on now because if you don't get in that ring lets say I know where to find Wrestling Lover.
Joker looks angry at King of the Dead and runs in the ring
Match: SMASH THAT BROKEN STEEL CHAIR ACROSS THE HEAD OF JOKER!!!!!!! Joker is on the ring mat unconscious and Abyss goes for the pin 1...2...NO!!!!!
McMahon 101: Can't believe that big tub of lard had it in him.
Match: Joker does a drop kick to Abyss but the Drop Kick was too low because of Joker's weight he couldn't jump high enough. Abyss grabs a long metal Chain from the side of the ring and whips Joker on the back 5 times and then chokes him with it the lets go and whips him another 4 times. Joker slaps him and gets the chain straight to the face of Joker and Joker falls down in pain. Abyss goes for the cover and JOKER PLAYED POSSUM AND ROLL UP1...2...3!!!!!!!!!!!
Lillian Garcia: YOUR WINNER OF THE MATCH BY PINFALL THE JOKER!!!!!!!!!!
Commercial
OWC: This week is the 6th Month Anniversary of OWC and King of the Dead might be Special Guest Commentator for the whole show which means we'll hear what King has to say the whole night. Well you don't want to miss this weeks OWC because it's surely gonna be HISTORIC!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
CBM's Cyber Turmoil: This week King of the Dead will fight Hollywood Hogan in a 1 on 1 match now this will surely be historic.
Back to Xtreme
The Joker vs. Mike Knox and The Big Show
Lillian Garcia: This match is a Xtreme Rulez Handicapped match. First to the ring he is a former 1 times OWC World Champion and a 2 times OWC Tag Team Champion THE JOKER!!!!!!!
Joker comes out and King of the Dead comes on the titan screen
King of the Dead: Just correcting Lillian it's the JOKE!!!!!!!!! Now say it again Lillian but this time the right way.
Lillian Garcia: First to the ring he is a former 1 times OWC World Champion and a 2 times OWC Tag Team Champion THE JOKE!!!!!!!!!!
King of the Dead: That's better. Now announce the other two.
Lillian Garcia: And next to the ring he is MIKE KNOX!!!!!! And his partner THE BIG SHOW!!!!!!!!!!!
Both men enter the ring
Match: Bell rings and Joker smashes Show with a Kendo stick but gets a big boot by Knox from behind and then Knox grabs a steel chair and goes to hit Joker with it but Joker ducks and then kick to the mid section and DDT. Joker looks around and see's a sold out crowd and then goes out side the ring and looks at 101 saying "I HATE YOU" and then goes back in the ring with a steel chair and smashes it across the back of Show and Show doesn't look happy and turns around and connects WITH A BIG RIGHT TO THE STEEL CHAIR!!!!!!!!!! IT HITS JOKER IN THE FACE!!!!!!!!!!! JOKER IS OUT COLD THE REF CHECKS IF HE'S ALRIGHT AND KOTD APPEARS ON THE TITAN TRON!!!!!
King of the Dead: This match will not result as a KO at no given reason it must end by Pin Fall Submission or the standards of the match which means the Last Man Standing match will not be available for this match.
Titan Tron turns off
McMahon 101: I always say "Don't Cross The Boss" but Joker doesn't understand that. He might after King of the Dead is finished with him.
Match: Knox gets up and picks up Joker and slowly punches into Joker and then he Irish Whips him to the turnbuckle and Show connects with a clothesline to Joker and then he sets Joker up for the choke slam. He lifts him in the air but Joker pulls out a pair of brass knuckles and punches into Show's head until he lets go and falls to the ground. Knox then connects with a Clothesline to Joker but then its Triple H coming out to the ring with a Sledgehammer and he looks like he's not happy and Knox is scared of what he has planned. King of the Dead comes running out stopping Triple H and then Triple H and King of the Dead start walking to the back but then all of a sudden TRIPLE H SNAPS AND RUNS TO THE RING AND SMASHES INTO SHOW WITH THAT SLEDGEHAMMER AND JOKER DOES SUICIDE DIVE INBETWEEN THE RING ROPES AND CONNECTS TO KNOX AND THE CROWD HAS JUST ERUPTED!!!!!!!!!
McMahon 101: OH NO I HATE TRIPLE H COME ON KING LAY THE LAW DOWN SHOW US ALL YOUR LEADFERSHIP SKILLS DO IT KING BANNE TRIPLE H FROM THE ARENA DO IT!!!!!!!!!!!!
King of the Dead: This match has become a three on...
McMahon 101: Yes betray your friends and kick Triple H out of the building it's the only way.
King of the Dead: Three match TRIPLE H I LIKE YOU YOU'RE MY FRIEND BUT AS YOU KNOW WHEN WE'RE IN THAT RING WE'RE NOT FRIENDS WE'RE COMPETITORS!!!!!!
Triple H smiles at King of the Dead as if he's proud of his decision
McMahon 101: King you disappoint me.
Jeff Hardy's Entrance music comes on and its JEFF HARDY STANDING SIDE BY SIDE WITH KING OF THE DEAD!!!!!!!!
King of the Dead: (Looks at Jeff and smiles) Make that three on three.
McMahon 101: What's going on here? King of the Dead is smiling at Jeff are they friends again has King gone back to his Instromponus ways WHAT KING YOU HUGLY DISAPPOINT ME NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
King of the Dead and Jeff Hardy run to the ring and along with Triple H they smash up Big Show and Mike Knox
Match King of the Dead grabs a Steel Chair wrapped with barb wire Jeff grabs a Kendo Stick and they start smashing into Show and Show is getting a beating by all three of them while Joker looks on from the side lines. Knox goes for a big boot to King of the Dead but he ducks and smashes that Steel Chair wrapped with barb wire across the back of Knox and you can see the Barb wire pulling out of the skin and Knox has blood while King stares at Knox Triple H and Jeff Hardy smash into Show and then Show grabs them both by the throat and gets up DOEBLE CHOKESLAM but noooo King smashes a Steel bat across the back of Show and smiles.
McMahon 101: Well this match is Xtreme but I am shocked of King of the Dead and his decision to be nice to Jeff AND THESE HYPOCRITES I mean I had faith in King and thought he was in a league of his own but I see that I was wrong and that he is nothing but a PARASITE!!!!!!!
Match: King of the Dead goes out side and smashes into Joker with that Steel bat over and over and over again to the head until Joker is busted wide open and blood is pouring from his head like a waterfall. King is laughing at Joker and just throws his head to the ground with a huge smile on his face. King runs inside the ring and then smashes Knox with that Steel bat while Triple H and Jeff Hardy smash Show a bit more and then King swings that bat the hardest to the stomach of Knox and Knox just falls to the floor because he's winded and the Medics come running out while King laugh at Knox and then Triple H connects with a Pedigree to Big Show with King of the Dead and Jeff Hardy on top of two turnbuckles opposite to each other signing to the fans DEATH SWANTON AND SWANTON BOMB AT THE SAME TIME!!!!!!!!!!!! Triple H covers Big Show 1...2...3!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Lillian Garcia: YOUR WINNER BY PINFALL THE TEAM OF TRIPLE H, JEFF HARDY AND KING OF THE DEAD!!!!!!!!!!
Celebration: KING OF THE DEAD AND JEFF HARDY REUNITE HERE TONIGHT AND THEIR HUGGING THEN ALL THREE MEN HOLD THEIR WEAPONS AND HOLD EACHOTHERS HANDS AND RAISE THEM IN THE AIR!!!!!!!!! They go to the turnbuckles and celebrate with the fans and King of the Dead smiles and then turns around AND OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH KING SMASHES THAT STEEL BAT TO THE RIBS OF JEFF HARDY!!!!!!!! TRIPLE H PEDIGREES HARDY!!!!!!!!!!!!! OH GOD KING IS SMASHING INTO JEFF HARDY!!!!!
Fans: BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!
The Beat Down: KING IS REPEATEDLY SMASHING INTO JEFF UNTIL HE IS KNOCKED OUT AND BUSTED WIDE OPEN AND THEN KING SPITS IN THE FACE OF JEFF HARDY!!!!!!!!!!!!
McMahon 101: YEAHHHHHHHH GO KING GO KING HE IS DOING IT HE HAS DONE WHAT HE TOLD EVERYONE HE WOULD DO!!!!!!!!! AND THAT IS TURN HIS BACK ON YOU FANS AND NEVER COME BACK I TAKE BACK ALL THE TERROABLE THINGS I SAID TO KING AND NOW I KNOW HE WILL BEAT SMACKDOWNS COMPITITION!!!!!!!
The Beat Down: King just stares at all the fans booing him and Triple H and they both raise their arms in success.
{Show Ends}
Message from Xtreme: DX has ended Skitzo forever as they finally beat "Skitzo's NWO"




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