Joey Styles: HELLO AND WELCOME TO THE LAND OF XTREME!!!!!!!!!!!! WE ARE HERE IN FARMINGTON, NEW MEXICO THE HOME TOWN OF SMACKDOWN GM SKITZO AND THE HOME OF THIS RAWRING CROWD!!!!!!!!!!!!!
FIRE WORKS GO OFF WE SEE A RAWRING CROWD XTREMES THEME SONG IS ON GRAPHICS ON THE TITAN TRON SHOW XTREMES LOGO APPEARS ON THE TITAN TRON AND A CROWD CHANTING X-TREME...X-TREME...X-TREME...X-TREME...X-TREME...X-TREME...X-TREME...X-TREME...X-TREME...X-TREME...X-TREME...X-TREME...X-TREME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
McMahon 101: Joey why do you do that?
Joey Styles: Do what sir?
McMahon 101: What you always do you Instromponus to these fans like they mean something but they don't mean anything.
Joey Styles: Well the brand does read The Fans Company so I think they mean more then nothing.
McMahon 101: Whatever your just like all the guys who ponder to these fans pathetic.
Joey Styles: Oh well we have Stephanie McMahon 101 in the ring about to make a huge announcement. (camera goes to Stephanie McMahon 101 in the ring with a mic)
Stephanie McMahon 101: Well my Boyfriend and GM of Xtreme has been not concerned with what happens to Xtreme at the moment he actually hasn't talked to me about it all week now you see him on the forums all the time but he is only worried about Skitzo and he doesn't like where we are because of the threats Skitzo has put towards him and this is his HOME TOWN!!!!!
Crowd: YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHL!!!!!!!!!!
Stephanie McMahon 101: So you won't see him here for awhile well at least of what I know of. Now I have noticed my whole Family is on Xtreme that's right the whole 101 Family have signed to Xtreme its amazing it's the first time the whole 101 Family is on one show. Now at Dooms Day I'll have my Rematch for the Divas Championship and Jeff Hardy will Defend his Intercontinental Championship against a Undecided opponent yet. We also have the first ever Highlight Reel tonight in TFC History so Xtreme tonight is making History TONIGHT!!!!!! (Maryse turns up on the titan tron)
Maryse: Please Stephanie save yourself the embarrassment you need a Paper bag over your ugly head, (Flicks hair back) I'm gonna easily beat you at Dooms Day its no if maybe or even could happen I WILL beat you at Dooms Day and you know it. (Comes off the Titan Tron)
Stephanie McMahon 101: Ok that was a waste of time well... (Randy Orton comes out) What do you want now Randy.
Randy Orton: Come on now Stephanie you don't sound happy I'm here. Now I've talked to King of the Dead I thought you'd like to know what's happening. Tonight its going to be Bret Hart, Me and Batista in a No DQ 6-Man Tag match against Triple H and two partners of his choosing and if he cant find anyone to tag with him it's a Handicapped match. (Triple H comes out)
Triple H: (Is laughing) First I'd like to say Good bye and good luck in your future to Jerry "The King" Lawler and we all on Xtreme wish for a bright future for you. Come on Fans hell lets all do it give Jerry a around of applause. (Jerry Lawler stands up and waves to all the fans smiling) Well now to you Randy you actually think that's a bright idea you don't know who my partners are or anything and your just gonna do it like that.
Randy Orton: Well Hunter you know that as good as me that I don't do anything for nothing so find out later on.
Triple H: We... (Bret Hart comes out)
Bret Hart: Haha Randy is smart pity when you was teaching him that you don't follow the rules he does. Tr... (Jeff Hardy Interrupts Bret Hart)
Jeff Hardy: HEY BUDDY TRIPLE H HOWS IT GOING YOU BEEN HAVING FUN!!!!!!!! Hey Bret I've heard what you said about reality but I DEFIE REALITY!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I think I could drop you in a matter of seconds. Look what I have around my waste it's the INTECONTINENTAL CHAMPIONSHIP!!!! (Entrance music starts and Jeff is dancing)
Randy Orton: Woah woah woah hang on Jeff your talking to us like you could beat us why don't you do it I am saying lets settle this here now.
Jeff Hardy: (Slaps Randy) An... (Chris Jericho interrupts)
Chris Jericho: Hold up here Randy lay off I'm going to fight Jeff not you. (Randy gets in his face) I don't care Randy...
Stephanie Mcmahon 101: Hey hold on guys there's no fights I have tonight all booked out so you two are just gonna have to learn to get along for today. The show has no room for another match we're booked out so sorry but we're going to take a break and come back and have our first match. (Commercials)
Dolph Ziggler vs. MVP
Lillian Garcia: This match is a singles match set to one fall. First to the ring He is DOLPH ZIGGLER!!!! (Dolph Ziggler comes to the ring)
Lillian Garcia: And his Opponent M...V...P!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Bell Rings and Dolph combs his hair back with his hand. Dolph then slaps MVP and MVP GOES FOR THE CLOTHESLINE DOLPH DUCKS AND CONNECTS WITH A SUPLEX!!!!!!! Dolph kicks into MVP and some elbows MVP to the chest and then attacks the legs of MVP. MVP kicks Dolph off him and gets up and DROP KICK BY DOLPH!!!!!!! Dolph has owned this match and look it's a FLY KICK AND MVP IS KNOCKED OUT!!!!!!!!!!!!! The Ref lifts MVP's arm 3 times and it drops 3 times the ref rings the bell.
Lillian Garcia: YOUR WINNER BY KNOCK OUT DOLPH ZIGGLER!!!!! (Dolph Ziggler grabs a mic)
Dolph Ziggler: My name is DOLPH.............ZIGGLER!!!!!!!!!!!! (drops the mic and walks off) (commercials)
Big Show vs. Shannon Moore and X Pac
Lillian Garcia: This match is a 2 on 1 Handicapped match set for one fall. In the bottom right corner he is the Largest Athlete IN THE WORLD THE BIG SHOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (Big Show goes to the middle of the ring and poses) and in the top left corner SHANNON MOORE AND X PAC!!!!!!!!!!!! (THEY ATTACK BIG SHOW)
Bell rings and Big Show Head buts X Pac and throws Shannon Moore in the corner and a big OOOOOOOOO SLAP TO THE CHEST OF SHANNON MOORE!!!!!!!!!! X PAC RUNS UP TO BIG SHOW AND SHOW JUST THROWS HIM ON TO SHANNON IN THE CORNER AND OOOOO ANOUTHER BIG SLAP TO THE CHEST OF X PAC!!!!!!!!!!!! BIG SHOW THEN DOEBLE CHOKE SLAMS BOTH OF THEM!!!!!!!!!! HE COVVERS 1...2...3!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Lillian Garcia: YOUR WINNER OF THIS MATCH BY PINFALL THE BIG SHOW!!!!!!!!!!
(Big Show celebrates and goes to the back)
Stephanie McMahon 101's office
Stephanie McMahon 101: (Stephanie is working on paperwork and Mr. McMahon 101) Hey Dad what brings you here?
McMahon 101: Just come to see my daughter running a show I cant believe it my baby girl is running a show.
Stephanie Mcmahon 101: Yeah its great to finally run a show.
McMahon 101: Well don't you think King of the Dead is a **** GM I mean he has the gift and all but I mean look he gives Xtreme and The Whole of TFC a bad image always smoking marijuana when ever he likes and having bar fights getting drunk doing what he wants when he wants how he wants because he wants and I mean I don't like the image to the kids he's giv...
Stephanie McMahon 101: Stop Dad if that's all you came here then you can go now.
McMahon 101: Bu...
Stephanie McMahon 101: No Dad enough I love Shane something your gonna have to relies now out of my office before I call security and better hurry the next match is about to start. (Commercials)
Velvet Sky w/ Angelina Love and Maryse vs. Maria w/ Candice Michelle and Stephanie McMahon 101
Lillian Garcia: This match is a singles match with One fall. Accompanied by Angelina Love and Maryse She is VELVET SKY!!!!!!! (Velvet Sky comes out and gets in the ring)
Lillian Garcia: And her Opponent Accompanied by Candice Michelle and Stephanie McMahon 101 She is MARIA!!!!!!!!!!!! (Maria makes her way to the ring)
Bell Rings and Velvet slaps Maria and then Maria Spear tackles Velvet and punches into her head. Velvet fights back and Maria connects with a HURRICARANA!!!!!!! Maria gets up and so does Velvet and Maria bounces off the Ring ropes goes for clothes line Velvet ducks Maria Bounces off AND CROSS BODY!!!!!!!!!!! Velvet Gets up and Connects with a clothes line and then OH LOOK VELVET DESTRACTS THE REFEREE WHILE MARYSE AND ANGELINA LOVE ARE SMASHING INTO AND CANDICE MICHELLE AND STAOPHANIE MCMAHON 101 SCREAMS TO THE REF AND THE REF SEES IT AND CALLS FOR THE BELL!!!!!!
Lillian Garcia: YOUR WINNER BY DISQUALIFICATON MARIA!!!!!!!!!!!!
The Beautiful People look angry AND THEY ALL ATTACK MARIA AND CANDICE AND STEPHANIE COMES IN THE RING TO SAVE MARIA BUT THE BEAUTIFUL PEOPLE SMASH INTO CANDICE AND STEPHANIE REVERSES A KICK AND TWIST OF FATE TO MARYSE AND MARIA WITH THE BACK BREAKER TO VELVET SKY AND CANDICE WITH THE HURRICARANA TO ANGELINA LOVE!!!!!!!! STEPHANIE MCMAHON, CANDICE MICHELLE AND MARIA LEAVE THE RING AND THE BEAUTIFUL PEOPLE STAIR ANGRY AT STEPHANIE MCMAHON, CANDICE MICHELLE AND MARIA!!!!!!!!
Jerry Lawler: IM SURE GONNA MISS THOSE PUPPYS!!!!!!!
McMahon 101: Give it a break. (Commercials)
Bret Hart, Randy Orton and Batista vs. Triple H, ??? and ???
Lillian Garcia: This match is a No DQ 6-Man Tag match with one fall. First to the ring he is the Undisputed Xtreme World Champion BRET "THE HITMAN" HART!!!!!!! (Bret comes out)
Lillian Garcia: And his First Partner He is a former World Champion RANDY ORTON!!!!! (Randy Orton comes out)
Lillian Garcia: And their Partner HE IS A FORMER WORLD CHAMPION THE ANIMAL BATISTA!!!!!!!!!! (Batista comes out)
Lillian Garcia: And their Opponent he is a former 3x World Champion TRIPLE H!!!!!!!!
Lillian Garcia: And his partner... (McMahon 101: OH COULD IT BE TRUE NO HAS HE NOT GOT A PARTNER HAHAHAHHAHA!!!!!!! Huh whats this?) (Joey Styles: ITS ULTIMATE WARRIOR OH MY GOD ULTIMATE WARRIOR MAKES HIS DEBUT MATCH HERE TONIGHT!!!!!!) ULTIMATE WARRIOR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Lillian Garcia: And his other Partner... (Joey Styles: OH ITS RVD A GOOD FRIEND OF MINE RVD RETURNS TO XTREME!!!!!) ROB....VAN....DAM!!!!!!!!!!
Bell rings and Ultimate Warrior and Batista are going to start this one off. Ultimate Warrior stares at Batista and Punches into him and then Batista fights back and it's a slug fest. ULTIMATE WARRIOR CLOTHESLINES BATISTA OVER THE TOP ROPE AND TAKES OUT BRET HART AND RANDY ORTON AND MAKES THE FANS GO CRAZY!!!!!!!!! RVD is dying to get in there and Ultimate Warrior tags RVD and RVD JUMPS OVER THE ROPES ONTO ALL THREE MEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!! RVD gets up and goes in the ring and goes to the turnbuckle AND 5 STAR FROG SPLASH ON BRET HART!!!!!!!!!!! RVD then goes in the ring AND FROM BEHIND BATISTA WITH THE STEEL CHAIR!!!!!!!!!!! BATISTA IS SMASHI(NG THAT STEEL CHAIR TO RVD'S BACK!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOOK ITS TRIPLE H WITH THE SLEDGEHAMMER TO BATISTAS HEAD AND ULTIMATE WARRIOR WITH A STEEL CHAIR TO BATISTAS BACK AND BATISTA TAGS BRET HART AND RVD, ULTIMATE WARRIOR AND TRIPLE H ATTACKS BRET HART AND THEY ALL GO CRAXZY ON HIM!!!!!! RANDY ORTON FROM BEHIND WITH THE BACK BREAKER TO RVD AND ULTIMATE WARRIOR AND A RKO TO TRIPLE H AND BRET IS GETTING UP AND SO IS TRIPLE H AND ORTON IS SETTING UP THE PUNT TO TRIPLE H HE GOES FOR IT MISSES AND HITS BATISTA!!!!!!!!!!!!! BRET LOOKS SURPRISED AND RKO RKO RKO TO BRET HART ORTON COVERS TRIPLE H!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 1...2...3!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Lillian Garcia: YOUR WINNERS BY PINFALL BRET HART, RANDY ORTON AND BATISTA!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (Orton Grabs A Mic)
Randy Orton: (huffs and puffs from match) You see I don't have friends I don't likefriends IM ON MY OWN AND KING OF THE DEAD GRANTED ME A TITLE MATCH AT DOOMSDAY IF I PIN TRIPLE H AND I DID SON GUESS WHAT TRIPLE H I AM IN THE MATCH but that's not it I had to add another member in and I got to choose him so with no further ado the man who will be also in The World title match A STEEL CHAIR HAHA!!!!!!!! (Commercial)
Chris Jericho's Highlight Reel
Chris Jericho: Hello all you hypocrites this is the Highlight reel and its only here because I have some stuff to get off my chest with my Special Guest of this afternoon he makes me sick as Mr. McMahon 101 says he's Instromponus and he just thinks he's the best because he took MY TITLE away from, me by a Cheap shot from behind please Welcome the Instromponus Enigma Jeff Hardy. (Jeff Hardy comes out and gets in the ring)
Jeff Hardy: So man your telling me I'm Instromponus well man I SURE AM I LOVE IT YEAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! FEELS GOOD TO BE BACK IN FRONT OF ALL YOU FANS AND AS THE NEW INTERCONTINENTAL CHAMPION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Chris Jericho: You make me sick Jeff you carry that title as if it proves you still got it but as we all saw at Aftermath you GOT NOTHING!!!!!!!!!!
Jeff Hardy: (Looks down) Jericho your just like Mcmahon 101n he thinks these fans mean nothing but what he really sees is a big CAN OF ASS WHOOPIN BY EACH AND EVERYONE OF THESE FANS AND I DON'T KNOW WHAT'S HAPPENED TO KING BUT HE'S BEEN BLINDED THE REASON HES HERE IS BECAUSE OF THESE FANS AND HE DOESN'T THINK SO WHY BECAUSE THEY ALL CHEER SKITZOS NAME INSTEAD OF HIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Chris Jericho: He has seen the truth and I wish you would because you make me sick to know how you carry that around as if these fans have a purpose but the truth is they have no purpose like you.
Jeff Hardy: (SLAPS CHRIS JERICHO!!!!!!!) I don't appreciate you bad mouthing these fans as if you're the higher man because actually you have your HEAD LOWER THEN THERE BELTS MOST OF THE TIME IN THE BACK!!!!!!!!
Chris Jericho: (Looks EXTREMELY ANGRY) Wha... (King of the Dead's Entrance comes on HANG ON HE IS NOT SUPPOST TO BE HERE!!!! KING COMES OUT)
King of the Dead: Chris GET OUT OF THE RING!!!!!!!!!
Chris Jericho: I deserve proper RESPECT THEN THAT THANK YOU!!!!!!
King of the Dead: (SPITS IN JERICHOS FACE!!!) Their you go and you'll face Jeff at the next PPV for the Intercontinental Championship ok NOW GET LOST THANK YOU!!!!!! (Chris Jericho leaves) Jeff Pick a side I KNOW WHOS IT IS BNOW JUST PICK IT!!!!!
Jeff Hardy: ...
King of the Dead: I DON'T HAVE ALL ****EN DAY NOW PICK IT!!!!!!!!!!
Jeff Hardy: ...
King of the Dead: JEFF IM NOT IN THE MOOD FOR... (WHOS THAT OH LOOK ITS SKITZO, SKITZO IS IN TOWN BABY HES CHASING AFTER KING AND KING RUNS OUT THE RING AND SKITZO CHASES KING BACK STAGE!!!!)
Back Stage
SKITZO IS AFTER KING AND THEIR IN THE LOCKER ROOM AND LOOK KINGS RUNNING WITH HIS LIFE!!!!!!! KING IS SCREAMING "HELP HELP SOME ONE I NEED HELP" AND SKITZO IS CHASING KING LIKE NEVER BEFORE SKITZO SAID HE WAS GOING TO FIND HIM AND HE CAME TO XTREME TO FIND KING!!!!!!!! KING THROWS A TABLE INFRONT OF SKITZO AND SKITZO JUMPS OVER IT!!!!!!!!!!! SKITZO IS SCREAMING "COME ON KING YOUR SO TOUGH LETS DO IT I TOLD YOU I WOULD FIND YOU" KING IS STILL RUNNING LIKE NEVER BEFORE AND SKITZO SCREAMS "COME ON KING THEIRS NO NWO JUST ME AND YOU LETS DO THIS" KING RUNS IN THE BOYS BATHROOM AND SKITZO STILL FOLLOWS AND THERE IS TRIPLE H AND TRIPLE H ATTACKS SKITZO BUT SKITZO DUCKS CONNECTS WITH A FLY KICK AND CHASES KING AGAIN!!!!!!!!!! THEY RUN OUTSIDE THE ARENA!!!!!
The Streets (Out of the Arena)
KING IS RUNNING STILL LIKE WILD HE JUMPS IN A CAR AND TRYS TO START IT BUT IT WONT START HE GETS OUT THE PASSENGERS SIDE AND KEEPS RUNNING!!!!!! SKITZO STILL CHASES KING AND KING YELLS "HELP SOMEONE THIS GUYS OUT TO KILL ME HE'S SCHIZOPHRENIC I NEED SOME HELP" AND EVERYONE JUST WATCHES THEN SOME POLICE COME AND STOP AND RESTRAIN SKITZO AND SKITZO IS TRYING TO GET OUT AND HES SCREAMING "GIVE ME THAT LIL THING HE TOUCHED MY MUM HE HAS DONE IT NOW" AND KING STANDS THERE AND KING ATTACKS SKITZO AND THERES A ALL OUT BRAWL HERE THERE BOTH SMASHING INTO EACHOTHER ITS UNBELIEVABLE AND THE POLICE CANT STOP THEM THIS IS ALL LIVE I CANT BELIEVE IT!!!!!!! SKITZO AND KING ARE SMASHING EACHOTHER RAPIDLY AND THEY ARE BOTH HAVING A ALL OUT BRAWL AND THE POLICE TAZZER BOTH OF THEM AND ARREST THEM OH MY GOD WHATS GOING TO HAPPEN TO SMACKDOWN THIS IS UNBELIEVABLE THEIR BOTH GETTING ARRESTED WE DON'T KNOW WHAT TO THINK FROM HERE ITS UNBELIEVABLE!!!!!!!!! THIS IS A SHOCKER A HUGE SHOCKER IS SKITZO GOING TO BE AT SMACKDOWN ARE THEY GOING TO BE ABLE TO COMPETE IN A MATCH WHATS GOING TO HAPPEN?!!!!!!!!!!! IT'S A SHOCKING TURN OF EVENT BUT THAT'S ALL THE TIME WE HAVE FOR YOU TONIGHT THANKS FOR WATCHING AND MAKE SURE YOU WATCH TO SEE IF SKITZO WILL BE AT SMACKDOWN OR NOT!!!!!!!!!!
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