Joey Styles: HELLO AND WELCOME TO THE LAND OF XTREME!!!!!!!!!!

FIRE WORKS GOES OFF THE MUSIC GOES ON A GRAPHIC AFFECT OF XTREMES LOGO APPEARS ON THE TITAN TRON THE CROWD IS CHANTING X-TREME...X-TREME...X-TREME...X-TREME...X-TREME...X-TREME...X-TREME...X-TREME...X-TREME...X-TREME...X-TREME...X-TREME AND THEN they show a brutal clip flash backs of the most brutal and Xtreme match in TFC History King of the Dead vs. Jeff Hardy in a Xtreme Rulez Hell in a Cell match. It also shows the after effects of what happened after the match and after the show how Jeff Hardy and King of the Dead was rushed to hospitals and that they are almost dead they are on there last strings of life. Then they Show Stephanie McMahon 101 with tears in the middle of the ring.

Stephanie McMahon 101: Now I apologize to all the people who wanted to see Jeff Hardy Xtreme's Cover Star and King of the Dead Xtreme's GM. They both wanted to be here tonight and they both were BANNED from "The Land Of Xtreme". King of the Dead says you haven't seen anything yet just wait until the day comes. If that match wasn't Xtreme enough then what is. You know Daddy brought him in here to be a GM and since then he evolved into this XTREME EGOMANIC and its starting to make me think... (Jeff Hardy's Entrance comes on) WHAT I BANNED HIM FROM THE ARENA!!!!!!!! (Matt Hardy came out)

Matt Hardy: (Laughs) Jeff where are you this is normally the time you and King of the Dead have your little hopeless talk to these fans telling them how you feel and ponder to them like the Hypocrites they are. Jeff your nowhere to be seen after your ridiculous hopeless match with King of the Dead. You two achieved nothing in that match and halved your careers. Xtreme's Cover star now are you Jeff your like the MASCOT OF XTREME from nothing but a JOBBER not even that to Xtreme's Cover Star in not even half a year wow Jeff you achieved something you've become a poser. A Poser for all these fans Jeff you should go be the cover star of Playgirl because your never going to be what you want to be again and that's CHAMPION!!!!!! King of the Dead you had FIRE BURN YOU FROM THE TURMBUCKLE YOU HAD A SWANTON ON A STRETURE AFTER SWANTONING THE STRETURE YOU HAD A STEEL CHAIR WRAPPED WITH BARB WIRE YOU HAD A (smiles) Wet and Wild match HAHA Jeff's Favourite he gets to have fun with the boys A GOD DAMN MESS THAT MATCH WAS AND THEN TO FINISH IT OFF FOR THESE FANS YOU CONNECTED WITH A DEATH SWANTON TO JEFF WHO WAS IN BETWEEN TWO TABLED AND THE TOP ONE WAS ON FIRE FROM A LADDER THAT WAS ON TOP OF THE CELLS ROOF THREW THE DAMN RING WHICH MADE NO SENSE WITH THE FIRE BECAUSE IT ONLY HURT YOU AND IT MADE A HUGE HOLE IN THE RING A HUGE HOLE I CANT BELIEVE WHAT YOU WOULD GO THREW TO PONDER TO THESE FANS!!!!!!! THESE HIPOCIRTES!!!!!! THESE... (OH LOOK ITS JEFF HE'S HERE TWIST OF FATE TO MATT HARDY AND JEFF COLAPES!!!!!!!!!! Jeff Has a mic)

Jeff Hardy laying on floor with mic: AGHHHHHH THE ENIGMA IS BACK AFTER WEEKS AND WEEKS OF WAITING IM BAAAAAAAAAAAAACC IM HERE AND I WANT BIG SHOW IN XTREME RULEZ!!!!!!!

Stephanie McMahon 101: Security please take him away.

Jeff with security struggling to get him: PLEASE NO I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING I WANT MATT I WANT BIG SHOW I WANT KING OF THE DEAD!!!!!!! GIVE ME ANYONE I DON'T CARE I WANT TO FIGHT IM THE ENIGMA!!!!!

Stephanie McMahon 101: Jeff look I would love to see you in a match but it would kill you. You can hardly stand up just go and lay down go spend some time with family. You and King have to learn this show doesn't need you two life struggling people on Xtreme we don't want you dead.

Jeff Hardy: (has tears in his eyes) PLEASE I WANT TO FIGHT!!!!!!!!!! (Security takes him away)

Stephanie: Well tonight Randy Orton will not be in a Undisputed Xtreme World Championship match he will be representing his team in getting Triple H a 1# Contenders match at the Next PPV and There will be a Special Referee. Now this is punishment to Bret Hart for what he did to Triple H at Aftermath TRIPLE H WILL BE THE SPECIAL REFEREE!!!!!!!!!

Jerry Lawler: WHAT THIS IS UNBELIEVABLE!!!

Joey Styles: Should be a great match can't wait. (Bret Hart comes out)

Bret Hart: YOU GOTTA BE KIDDING ME I PROMISED TRIPLE H HE WOULDN'T GET THIS CHAMPIONSHIP AND I KEPT MY PROMIS AND DID I BREAK IT NO!!!!!!!!!!! HE DOESN'T HAVE THE CHAMPIONSHIP HE LOST HIS CHANCE SO HE DEALS WITH IT!!!!!!!!!! JUST BECAUSE HE FEEDS OFF THIS NORTH CAROLINA CROWD AND EVERY OTHER CROWD WE HAVE AND ALL THE PEOPLE WATCHING AT HOME DOESN'T MEAN HE SHOULD HAVE A TITLE SHOT AGAIN IN FACT HE SHOULD BE AT THE BACK OF THE LINE HE HAD HIS TURN AND AS CBM SAYS HE BLEW IT!!!!!!!!!

Stephanie McMahon 101: Well to make it more fair if you win Triple H will never get another Title Shot as long as your champion.

Bret Hart: NOW I MIGHT ASWELL JUST LAY THERE ON THE GROUND BECAUSE IT'S A FACT THAT I WILL LOSE TONIGHT NOW BECAUSE COME ON WE ALL KNOW THE GAME HOW HE PLAYS HE IS NOT STUPID HE'S GOING TO TRY EVERY TRICK IN THE BOOK!!!!!

Stephanie McMahon 101: In fact if you reverse every trick in the book he wont have nothing more to throw at you and plus you did screw him out of that title match.

Bret Hart: What ever you say and Matt I ACCEPT IM WITH YOU AND THE NEW ALLIANCE!!!!!! (Bret Hart leaves and the room goes dark)

Girls singing ring around the rosie.....

Voice: HEY STEPHANIE STEPHANIE WHERES KING OF THE DEAD IM UP HERE CAN YOU SEE ME STEPHANIE!!!!!!

 

Skitzo: STEPHANIE KING OF THE DEAD TRIED TO PROVE SOMETHING TO ME HAHAHAHAHA AND HE PROVED ONE THING HE IS MORE STUPID THEN I THOUGH!!!!!!!!! WHATS KING OF THE DEAD GONNA DO NOW IF HE HAD ANY CHANCE OF WINNING THE ROYAL GM BEFORE HE'S BLOWN HIS CHANCE NOW!!!!!!! LOOK STEPHANIE I HAVE NOTHING AGAINST YOU BUT THIS GM ROOM I MEAN LOOK AT IT NOW SPREY LOGOS EVERYWHERE NOW HAS TAKEN OVER!!!!!!! AND OH BTW SCOTT HALL AND KEVIN NASH WANTS BATISTA AND RIC FLAIR!!!!!!!!!

Stephanie McMahon 101: THEY ACCEPT and oh btw we have a Special Guest Commentator MY DADDY!!!!!!! (McMahon 101 comes out and sits at the commentators Desk)

Skitzo: HAVE A NICE SHOW!!!!!!!!!

Jeff Jarret: SLAPP NUTTS!!!!!!!!!!!! (Commercials)

Big Show vs. Shannon Moore

Lillian Garcia: (You see both men standing in corners of the ring across each other) This match is a Singles match with One Fall. First in the top right corner he is a former one time Lightweight Champion SHANNON MOORE!!!!!!! (Shannon Moore goes to the middle and taunts Big Show and Show laughs) and in the Bottom Left Corner of the ring he is the LARGEST ATHLETE IN THE WORLD!!!! THE BIG SHOW!!!!!!!!! (Big Show goes to the middle of the ring and raises his arm)

Bell rings and Shannon charges to Show and does a few lefts and rights to Show's Leg but Show throws him to the floor. Shannon gets back up and charges again AND OH BIG RIGHT TO SHANNONS JAW!!!!!! SHANNON IS KNOCKED OUT!!!!!!!! Ref rings the bell.

Lillian Garcia: YOUR WINNER OF THIS MATCH BY KNOCK OUT THE BIG SHOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

McMahon 101: WHAT A PUNCH IMAGIN THAT ON YOU JOEY!!!

Joey Styles: No thank you.

Backstage Triple H and Randy Orton

Triple H: Orton there you are I just wanted to tell you to not screw this up because Bret Hart will do anything to make sure I don't get this match.

Randy Orton: You don't need to worry Triple H because I understand what you are going through I will do everything in my power to get you into that match so don't worry.

Triple H: Good (Pulls out a Sledgehammer) Because I wont be happy if Im not in that match do you understand me?

Randy Orton: Yes Hunter I wont screw you up trust me I understand all of it. (Commercials)

Joey Styles: Looks like Orton knows exactly what he's going to get if he loses.

McMahon 101: I want Bret Hart to win I don't agree with what Stephanie has done at all.

Joey Styles: well that's your Daughter she makes great decisions.

McMahon 101: Do you know what I hate most well I'll tell you ITS PEOPLE THAT THINK THEIR A BETTER COMMENTATOR THEN ME LIKE YOU AND PAUL HAYMAN!!!!!

Joey Styles: What ever heres the next match...

McMahon 101: NWO V EVOLUTION!!!!!!

Joey Styles: (Looks really angry) mmmm

Kevin Nash and Scott Hall (NWO) vs. Ric Flair and Batista (Evolution)

Lillian Garcia: This match is a Tag Team match with ONE FALL!!!!!! FIRST TO THE RING THERE FORMER TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS REPRESENTING NOW!!!! SCOTT HALL AND KEVIN NASH!!!!!! (Scott Hall and Kevin Nash comes out)

 

Lillian Garcia: AND THEIR OPPONENTS BOTH HALFS ARE FORMER WORLD CHAMPIONS REPRESENTING EVOLUTION!!!! RIC FLAIR AND BATISTA!!!!!!!!! (Batista and Ric Flair comes out)

  

Bell rings and Scott Hall and Batista is going to start this match. Batista looks at Scott Hall and remembers the moments they had together and Scott Hall WITH A BIG RIGHT HAND AND HE REPEATS THIS!!!!!! HALL IS REPEATEDLY PUNCFHING INTO BATISTA'S HEAD AND BATISTA FIGHTS BACK AND SPINE BUSTER!!!!!! Batista kicks into Hall and Hall fights back. Hall gets up and he punches into Batista and then runs to the ring ropes and CLOTHESLINE OFF THE RING ROPES!!!!!! Hall tags Nash in. Nash connects with a BIG BOOT TO BATISTA!!!!! Kevin Nash picks Batista up AND OH BATISTA REVERSES IT AND THEN SPEAR SPEAR SPEAR BY BATISTA!!!!!!!!!! Batista then signs off to the crowd saying that he's going to do the Batista bomb and he sets up he sends him up and what goes up must come... DOWN!!!!!!!!!! He tags Ric Flair in and Flair does the Figure 4 leg lock and Scott Hall comes in and Batista goes to hit Hall but whats this OMG BATISTA TUEN AND KICKS INTO RIC THEY START TO KICK INTO FLAIR AND THEN ALL THREE STARTS TO KICK INTO FLAIR THIS IS SHOCKING AND WHAT BATISTA DOES A BATISTA BOMB TO FLAIR!!!!!!!!! OMG!!!!!!!!! NASH COVERS 1...2...3!!!!!!!!!!!! THIS IS AMAZING THIS IS SHOCKING I CANT BELIEVE IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Lillian Garcia: YOUR WINNERS OF THIS MATCH BY PINFALL REPRESENTING NWO SCOTT HALL AND KEVIN NASH!!!!!!!!!

THIS IS AMAZING BATISTA REUNITES WITH NWO HE HAS COST HIS TEAM THE MATCH AND WHAT DOES THIS MEAN FOR EVOLUTION!!!!!!!

McMahon 101: WHJAT A MATCH BATISTA STABBES RIC IN THE BACK TO REUNITE WITH NWO!!!!!!!!!!!!! (Commercials)

Joey Styles: WE'RE BACK AND HERE IS THE MATCH WE'VE ALL BEEN WAITING FOR TONIGHT!!!!!!!!

Randy Orton vs. Bret Hart w/ Triple H as the special Referee

Lillian Garcia: This match is a Singles Special Referee Match and if Orton wins Triple H will face Bret Hart for the Undisputed Xtreme World Championship but if Orton loses Triple H will never get another shot at the title while Bret Hart has it. Here is your Special Referee of the match TRIPLE H!!!!!!!!! (Triple H comes out and into the ring wearing a Referee shirt) And First to the Ring He is a former Mr Money in the Bank, ONE TIMES BRASS KNUCKLE CHAMPION, A ONE TIMES LIGHTWEIGHT CHAMPION AND A ONE TIMES WORLD CHAMPION THE LEGAND KILLER RANDY ORTON!!!!!!!! (Randy Orton comes out and walks to the ring) AND HIS OPPONENT HE IS A FORMER ONE TIMES XTREME TAG TEAM CHAMPION AND THE CURRENT UNDISPUTED XTREME WORLD CHAMPION THE HITMAN BRET HART!!!!!! (Bret Hart makes his way to the ring with the UXWC around his waist)

Bell rings and TRIPLE H SLAPS BRET HART!!!!! (McMahon 101: WHAT THE THAT'S A DISGRACE THIS IS A DISGRACE) Bret looks at Triple H and strares at him and then OH NECK BREAKER BY ORTON!!!! Orton is kicking into Bret Hart and then Triple H says to put him in a submission hold and Orton keeps kicking. Triple H gets angry and pulls Ortons shoulder and says SUBMISSION!!!!!

Joey Styles: Doesn't look like Triple H has forgotten about Bret costing him the title tonight.

McMahon 101: WELL ARE YOU STUPID OF COURSE HE DOESN'T DO YOU UNDERSTAND WHAT YOUR SAYING BECAUSE IF YOU DON'T I COULD FIRE YOU?

Joey Styles: I was only pointing it out to the fans that doesn't know.

McMahon 101: NO YOU WASN'T YOU WAS TRYING TO PLAY SARCASM WITH ME HEY???

Joey Styles: I wasn't even talking to you.

Joey Styles: Your wasting time Im ignoring your **** insults to me to get me fired because you want to ague with me I've done this job way better then you have so why don't you keep quite if you aren't going to commentate this match.

McMahon 101: I was put out because of a CAR accident and you was replaced just because King of the Dead likes having two Commentators but now there's three so I'm sure he can do less with you so why don't you pack your bags and leave FOREVER!!!!!!

Joey Styles: I AM SICK OF YOU!!! YOU THINK YOU CAN JUST COME HERE AND TAKE MY JOB!!!!! WHY DID STEPHANIE BRING YOU BACK ANYWAY!!!!!! YOUR NOT EVEN A SIGNED COMMENTATOR!!!!!!!

McMahon 101: SO WHAT I LIKE TO MAKE SPECIAL APPERANCERS AND SINCE KING OF THE DEAD AND HIS CRAZY IDEAS AREN'T HERE I THOUGHT TO COMMENTATE TONIGHT SO WHY DON'T YOU MIND YOUR BUSINESS!!!!!!

ORTON PUNTS PUNTS OMG PUNTS BRET HART!!!!!!!

Joey Styles: WE'RE MISSING A HISTORIC MATCH BECAUSE OF YOU!!!!! YOU KNOW WHAT I AM SICK OF YOU TODAY IM OUT OF HERE I AM NOT QUITING IM JUST LEAVING THIS MATCH SO YOU CAN COMMENTATE!!!!!! IT WILL SAVE THIS MATCH HEAPS!!!!!!! GOD sorry Jerry See you next week.

Jerry Lawler: See you Joey.(Joey Styles gets up and walks out)

McMahon 101: At last he can go and you know what you can go aswell Jerry.

Jerry Lawler: What have I done I have done nothing so I shouldn't be kicked out.

McMahon 101: Don't argue just go or your fired as simple as that.

Jerry Lawler: WELL THIS IS JUST AGH I HATE THIS CYA!!!!!!! (Jerry Lawler leaves the arena)

McMahon 101: At last I can Commentate without those two guys disturbing me.

Randy Orton is punching into Bret Hart and Orton goes outside the ring and grabs a steel chair and he goes back in OH BRET BRET HAS ORTONS LEGS AND SHARPSHOOT AND ORTONS GOING TO TAP OUT (McMahon 101: OH THAT'S THE BEST MOVE EVER ORTON'S GONNA TAP OUT OF THIS ONE BRET NEVER SHOULD HAVE BEEN PUT IN THIS MATCH!!!! "Claps") HES SO CLOSE AND HES TAPPING OUT AND LOOK HERE COMES RIC FLAIR!!!!!!! (McMahon 101: WHAT NO THIS ISNT HAPPENING AND LOOK AT TRIPLE H!!!! "Smashes arm on table") Triple H goes over the ropes (purposely) AND WHAT LOOK RIC FLAIR IS ATTACKING BRET GOD DAMNIT THIS IS NOT ON TRIPLE H IS GOING TO DO ANYTHING HERE IM NOT STANDING FOR THIS OH LOOK FLAIR RUN OUT OF THE RING AND ORTON PICKS BRET UP AND RKO RKO RKO (McMahon 101: THIS IS PATHETIC SINSE THE DAMN GET GO TRIPLE H HAS MADE SURE ORTONS GOING TO WIN ITS GOD DAMN PATHETIC!!!)  TO BRET HART AND COVER TRIPLE H COMES IN!!!!! 123!!!!! (McMahon 101:NO THIS IS NOT ON IM GOING IN THERE I AM NOT HAPPY AT ALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Lillian Garcia: YOUR WINNER OF THIS MATCH BY PINFALL RANDY ORTON!!!!!! (McMahon 101 goes in the ring with a mic)

McMahon 101: WHAT THE HELL DO YOU THINK YOUR DOING?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Triple H: (Laughs) Hey Alex was that fake car accident you had for a break good or what?

McMahon 101: IT WASN'T FAKE!!!!!!!

Triple H: mmmmm it wasn't fake but while you had your "Car Accident" Was it really a "Car Accident" or was it a little wet pants Accident because we understand your old and all and that you need to wear diapers.

McMahon 101: Well YOU ARENT MAKING ME LAUGH!!!!!

Triple H: Or was it another accident did you drop droppings in a shopping centre or something because the way your looking at me I'm kinda getting the feeling your constipated.

McMahon 101: (He has an embarrassed and angry look on his face) YOU KNOW WHAT...... YOUR IN A MATCH NEXT WEEK!!!!!!!

Triple H: Here we go again maybe you should find a new catch phrase then always YOU GOT A MATCH maybe to I GOT A MICROSCOPIC PENIS!!!!!!!!!!!! Because hey its no secret Alex you are you know what I mean its on the news everywhere you have to (leans over to 101) well **** midgets because it don't fit in the regular size properly,

McMahon 101: (Looks extremely angry) YOUR IN A MATCH WITH THIS MAN BEHIND YOU!!!!!!!!! (Triple H turns around AND OH BIG RIGHT AND SENDING TRIPLE H UNCONCSOUS) YEAH SO NEXT TIME DON'T CROSS THE BOSS!!!!!!!!!! (BIG SHOW CHOCK SLAMS RIC FLAIR AND RANDY ORTON IN A DOUBLE CHOKESLAM!!!!!!) MCMAHON 101 OWNS THIS BUSINESS NOT ANY ONE OF YOU ARE BETTER THEN ME AND ITS GOING TO BE A HANDICAPPED MATCH FIND OUT YOUR OTHER OPPONENTS NEXT WEEK, OH YEAH IF RIC FLAIR IS SPOTTED FOR ONE SECOND A LITTLE PEAK OF HIM HE'S FIRED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SAME FOR KING OF THE DEAD!!!!!!!!!!! (Big Show and McMahon 101 stand tall in the middle of the ring)

{Show Ends}

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