FIRE WORKS ARE GOING OFF THE FANS ARE CHANTING X-TREME...X-TREME...X-TREME...X0TREME...X-TREME...X-TREME...X-TREME... AND THE THEN WE SEE SOME GRAPHICS SHOWING XTREMES NAME AND THEN King of the Dead standing in the middle of the ring.
King of the Dead: Go on Joey say your lines I know you want to haha.
Joey Styles: Why thank you... HELLO AND WELCOME TO THE LAND OF XTREME!!!!!!!!!!
King of the Dead: Well I am giving Jeff Hardy the day off today because of the match he has to go threw with me this Saturday IN A XTREME RULEZ HELL IN A CELL!!!!! For some reason I never keep matches just as they are haha have to be creative haha. WELL I'LL PROVE TO THE WORLD I SHOULD BE ROYAL G...M!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (Stephanie McMahon 101 comes out) Yes love?
Stephanie McMahon 101: Now this runs in the blood of us 101's to help TFC and I want to PROMOTE XTREMES PPV MATCHES TONIGHT!!!! And its gonna be a Intergender Tag Team Match. Me and Triple H vs. Maryse and Bret Hart. And something else im out here to confront is Hell in a Cell at Aftermath. Not only it a Hell in a Cell match but its Xtreme Rulez and you know exactly how the 101 Family and TFC Management feels about Xtreme Rulez so Love why do it why risk your body on the line like that. I know you deep down and I know why but you gotta think of people around you like me first of all. How do you think im gonna feel while this match is happening?
King of the Dead: Well haha funny you mentioned that I am The most Extreme GM of '08 for a reason.
Stephanie McMahon 101: That's all you think about these days your reputation of being Xtreme you've made a name for yourself that will never leave history and that's the man who doesn't care what the TFC Management thinks and to be too Xtreme for TFC well I'm telling you now your job could be on the line.
King of the Dead: Look Steph The company will all get over it they dont care. TFC Management and me do not get along I've done stuff that they don't like now I bet cha before I got asked to be in the Hall of Fame there was doughts and arguments over why should I get this why have I ever stood to the rules no I haven't BUT THESE TFC FANS LOVE ME FOR THAT and I know deep down you love me for that because I can stand up to your dad and tell him what I want done how I want it done why I want it done. And I can do things HE HATES AND DESPISES AND STILL stay in this company. Now he threw a fit over the CBM Family incident and actually was going to fire me he was tempted to do it HE WOULD HAVE LOVED TO HAVE SAID THOSE TWO WORDS BUT HE DI(DNT YOU KNOW WHY ITS BECAUSE I AM JUST THAT GOOD OF A STAR AND A GM PUT TOGETHER!!!!!!! I did this because why BECAUSE IM THE GOD DAMN BEST THIS BUSINESS HAS TO OFFER!!!!!!! Or am I wrong Stephanie don't you love me for me?
Stephanie McMahon 101: Yes that's the reason I love you but Dad doesn't want this match and I don't want this match baby your gonna do something stupid I can see it in your eyes and you have been talking about this match all week. I know you didn't choose to fight Jeff Hardy in this match because you hate him because you want to prove something to these fans and because you want to be Royal GM and have Jeff choose a side its because you know Jeffs at the Xtreme level you want to fight you want someone so Xtreme that you and him will have no limits of Xtreme Rulez. Plz Baby Change the match change it to a standard Hell in a Cell match for me?
King of the Dead: NO IM THE KING OF XTREME FOR A REASON I HAVE NO LIMITS TO XTREME RULEZ!!!!!! And Stephy your RIGHT I DIDN'T CHOOSE JEFF FOR THOSE REASONS I DIDN'T CHOOSE JEFF TO PROVE I CAN BEAT HIM ITS BECAUSE HE'S LIKE ME HE HAS NO LIMITS TO XTREME RULEZ THAT'S WHY HES THE XTREME ENIGMA!!!!!!!!! I love you babe but sometimes I have to do what's right for me and that's this match I need to show people I'm not a Has been I'm not getting soft because of you and that I'm SHOULDN'T RETIRE!!!!!!!!!!! YHH THIS IS WHY I AM THE XTREME GM WATCH THIS MATCH PAY CLOSE ATTENTION TO WHAT I'VE MADE XTREME BECOME!!!!!!!!!! (Randy Orton comes out)
Randy Orton: Hello Stephanie I'm sorry for interrupting this love scene but I would like to fight tonight because I haven't had a match in awhile now so how about it man?
King of the Dead: Sorry man I cant do that but what I will do is this for you I will let you have a Undisputed Xtreme World Championship match with the winner at Aftermath Next week on XTREME!!!!!!! As a gift for not giving you one tonight and for you being patient.
Randy Orton: Well ok then I look forward to this fight.
King of the Dead: well we're gonna take a break and then Rey Mysterio vs. the Returning Rob Van Dam that's NEXT SO DON'T CHANGE THE CHANNLE!!!!!
Commercials
War: Well War has been postponed and current War GM Ecie's job hangs in the balance can she add it in time or will the most Controversial Star in TFC become the most Controversial GM as well? FIND OUT ON WAR TOMMORROW!!!!!!!!
CBM's Cyber Turmoil: CBM's Cyber Turmoil had Triple H and Matt Attack as Guest's this week The Animal and The Game was great. Matt Attack told CBM how much he doesn't hate him but he is just doing a job and Triple H told him that The Game isn't a man to mess with. At the end they had a Special guest in there go watch CBM's Cyber turmoil to see what happened and don't forget The Inter Brand CBM Rules 4 Way match Next Week where The Big Red Machine Kane, TFC's Rouge YHH, The Heartbreak Kid Shawn Michaels and The Xtreme Enigma Jeff Hardy face off in what's going to be a match for the books for sure.
Back to show
Rey Mysterio vs. RVD
Lillian Garcia: This match is a SINGLES MATCH WITH ONE FALL!!!!!! First to the ring he is a former 1 time Lightweight Champion 619 HIM SELF REY MYSTERIIO!!!!!!!!!! (Rey Mysterio runs out and high fives all the fans and talks to a kid and then enters the ring) and his Opponent HE IS A FORMER 1 TIME LEGANDS CHAMPION RVD ROB VAN DAM!!!!!!!!
Bell ring and both men charge and RVD goes for a clothesline but Rey Mysterio ducks and keeps running and so does RVD and Rey connects with a HURRICARANA!!!!!!! REY THE CLIMBS THE ROPES FAST AND GOES FOR A MOONSAULT but RVD pulls his knees up and Rey lands on RVD's knees. RVD then goes ajnd bounces off the ropes and does rolling thunder on REY!!!!! Then he climbes the the turnbuckle and AJ STYLES PUSHES HIM OFF THE TURM BUCKLE AND SMILES AND REY IS DISQAULIFIED!!!!! Rey see's AJ and looks upset and Chases AJ Styles But then AJ grabs a Steal Chair and SMASHES IT ACROSS REYS FACE!!!!!!
Lillian Garcia: YOUR WINNER BY DISQUALIFICATION R... (King of the Dead Interrupts)
King of the Dead: REY MYSTERIO!!!!!!!!!!!! (AJ Styles face is angry) Well AJ looks like your ready for a fight so you will get it right now aye haha AGAINST.....
OH WAYYYYYYYYYYYYY IT'S THE BIG SHOW!!!!!!!
Jerry Lawler: WHAT HAHA IT'S THE BIG SHOW ITS GOING TO BE AJ STYLES VS. THE BIG SHOW HAHA!!!!!! (AJ IS PLEADING NO)
King of the Dead: Oh yeah and next week you'll be in a NO DQ MATCH AGAINST REY MYSTERIO!!!!!!!!!!!!
Crowd: YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! (AJ Styles gets the Mic)
AJ Styles: I DON'T THINK SO HAHA KING YOU KNOW WHAT HAHA IM NOT STUPID YOUR SCARED HAHA!!!!!
King of the Dead: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA MAN YOU MAKE ME LAUGH IM SCARED HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Ring the bell.
Big Show vs. AJ Styles
DING DING BIG SHOW CHOKE SLAMS AJ STYLES AND COVERS 1...2...3!!
King of the Dead: HAHAHAHA I'm so scared man you terrify me. YOU WINNER BY PINFALL THE LARGEST ATHLETE IN THE WORLD THE BIG SHOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Btw AJ Styles I think you've made History YOU'VE BEEN IN THE SHORTEST MATCH IN TFC HISTORY HAHAHA CONGRATULATIONS!!!!!!
Commercials
SmackDown: What can we Expect on SmackDown well you expect ANYTHING BUT THE AVERAGE War is the Average brand Xtreme is the well Xtreme Brand OWC is the flagmen ship brand and SmackDown well its BIG BRAND ITS WHERE ALL STARS ARE BIG WHERE ALL STARS ARE MADE AND WHERE ALL STARS ARE NOTICED!!!!!!! SmackDown "The Brand" Tune in on Friday tomorrow to watch a Magnificent show happen and some History to be written in the books.
Xtreme Rulez Hell in a Cell Match: Well this match is BRUTAL NEVER SHOULD HAVE BEEN MADE THAT'S HOW BRUTAL!!!!!!!! Theres two rules. First one is If anyone including the fans grabs the mic and says a stipulation that stipulation will be a part of the match until someone changes it. And the second rule is there is no rulez SO AS JOEY STYLES SAYS WELCOME TO THE LAND OF XTREME!!!!!!!!!!!
Back to show
Batista vs. Chris Jericho for the Intercontinental Championship
Lillian Garcia: THIS MATCH IS FOR THE INTERCONTINENTAL CHAMPIONSHIP!!!!!!!!!! First to the ring he is The Animal BATISTA!!!!!!!! (BATISTA COMES RUNNING OUT LIKE HE'S READY!!!!!) AND HIS OPPONENT THE INTERCONTINENTAL CHAMPION CHRIS JERICHO!!!!!!! (Chris Jericho comes out laughing and into the ring)
Bell ring a AND CHRIS JERICHO CHARGES TO BATISTA AND ATTACKS HIM RAPIDLY BUT BATISTA PICKS HIM UP AND THROWS HIM IN THE CORNER TURMBUCKLE!!!!!!!!!! BATISTA SHOULDERS JERICHO TO THE GUT FIVE TIMES AND THEN THROWS JERICHO'S SHOULDER IN THE TURMBUCKLE!!!!!!!!! BATISTA GOES FOR THE CLOTHES LINE AND CONNECTS TO JERICHOS HEAD!!!!!!!! JERICHO CANT BEAT BATUISTA TONIGHT!!!!! We know we're going to have a new champion now haha. Batista sets Jericho up for the Batista bomb. HE GOES UP AND WHAT GOES UP MUST COM...DOWN!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HE COVERS 1...2...NO WHATS THIS IT'S THE NEW ALLIANCE AND THERE SMASHING INTO BATISTA!!!!!! REF RINGS THE BELL!!!!
Lillian Garcia: YOUR WINNER BY DISQAULIFICATION BATISTA BUT STILL INTERCONTINENTAL CHAMPION CHRIS JERICHO!!!!!!!!!!!!!
LOOK ITS EVOLUTION THERE COMING OUT HERE AND THEY CHASE AWAY THE NEW ALLIANCE AND THEN BATISTA SPEAR SPEAR SPEAR TO JERCHO AND EVOLUTION RAISES THERE HANDS ONCE AGAIN!!!!!!!
In King of the Dead's Office
King of the Dead: Well are you ready Steph your match is next and it could be a preview of what to expect at Aftermath so lets see you go out there and BEAT THEM UP LIKE A 101 DOES!!! (Stephanie Kisses King of the Dead and walks out and King of the Dead follows)
Commercial
OWC: Well heres the flagmen ship brand it has the most ratings and King of the dead has a message about that. Here's his message is...
King of the Dead: HAHA LETS SEE HOW YOU GO 101 WHEN I PLAY YOUR GAME HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!
Well watch OWC tomorrow On Friday to see so much online star action.
Back to show
Bret "The Hitman" Hart and Maryse vs. Triple H and Stephanie McMahon 101
Lillian Garcia: This Match is a INTER GENDER TAG TEAM MATCH WITH ONE FALL!!!!!!!! First to the ring he is the UNDISPUTED XTREME WORLD CHAMPION BRET "THE HITMAN" HART!!!!!!!! (Bret Hart comes out with his title on his shoulder) AND HIS PARTNER she is from CANADA MARYSE!!!!!!! (Maryse comes to the ring bouncing up and down in the ring excited to fight) AND THEIR OPPONENTES FIRST HE IS A FORMER 3 TIMES WORLD CHAMPION HE IS THE GAME TRIPLE H!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (Triple H comes out and stands at the top of the ramp) AND HIS OPPONENT SHE IS THE DIVAS CHAMPION STEPHANIE MCMAHON 101!!!!!!!!!!! (Stephanie McMahon comes out with King of the Dead at her arms and Stephanie lets go of King of the Dead and Triple H and King of the Dead look at each other and run to the ring)
And TRIPLE H AND KING OF THE DEAD ARE FIGHTING INTO BRET HART AND REALLY SMASHING INTO HIM AND THE BELL HASN'T RANG YET!!!!! MARYSE AND STEPHANIE MCMAHON ARE FIGHTING RAPIDLY!!!!!!! EVOLUTION FROM NO WHERE THEY ATTACK BRET HART AND THERE KICKING INTO BRET HARTS RIBS!!!!! THIS IS JUST LIKE EVOLUTION THEY DO ANYTHING TO HAVE GOLD AROUND THERE WAISTES!!!!!!!! OH LOOK ITS JEFF HARDY AND HE ATTACKS KING OF THE DEAD AND KING OF THE DEAD ATTACKES JEFF HARDY SO JEFF AND KING ARE FIGHTING NOW ASWELL!!!!!!!! JEFF HARDY REVERSE MULE KICK OVER THE BARRICADE!!!!!!!! THE FANS ARE GOING CRAZY!!!!!!! Jeff Hardy Grabs the Mic.
Jeff Hardy: HOLD UP HOLD UP Now Evolution is back on Xtreme? (all Members of Evolution grabs a mic)
Randy Orton: We sure am.
Jeff Hardy: Two of you guys took my Title Triple H and Randy Orton. I have a present for you two.
OMG JEFF HARDY ATTACKS BOTH TRIPLE H AND RANDY ORTON WITH ALL HE HAS AND HE DCONNES WITH A HURRICARANA TO ORTON AND A WRISPERING IN THE WIND TO TRIPLE H AND THEN BATISTA GOES FOR THE CLOTHESLINE TO JEFF HARDY BUT HE MISSES AND HITS THE CLOTHESLINE TO RIC FLAIR AND GETS A DROP KICK AND JEFF HARDY GOES CRAZY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! KING OF THE DEAD COMES IN THE RING TWIST OF FATE TO KING OF THE DEAD THEN JEFF GOES OUTSIDE AND LOOKS UNDER THE RING AND HE PULLS OUT A LADDER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! He throws it in the ring and PULLS ANOUTHER LADDER OUT A LITTLE BIT SHORTER THEN THE FIRST!!!!!!!!!! He sets them up one in front of the other and climbs slightly shorter ladder that's behind the slightly taller ladder and JUMPS OVER THE TALLER LADFDER ON TO KING OF THE DEAD DOING A MAGNIFACENT DROP KICK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! KING OF THE DEAD'S CHANCES ARE LOOKING SLIM AGAIN IS IT TRUE DOES KING ALWAYS COME SHORT WHEN THE STAKES ARE HIGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Hang on look STEPHANIE MCMAHON THROWS MARYSE IN ONE OF THE MONETORS AT THE TOP OF THE RAMP AND LEAVES AND TRIPLE H PEDIGREES BRET HART!!!!!!!!!
Jeff Hardy: THIS IS WHATS GOING TO HAPPEN AT AFTERMATH THIS I WILL WIN TRIPLE H WILL SHOW WHAT REALITY IS AND STEPHANIE WILL RETAIN THE WOMANS CHAMPIONSHIP MAKING EVERYTHING RIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! King man mate do you have anything to complain about now haha. (Points the mic to a unconscious King of the Dead) No? (Points it to him one more time) Good then that's all for tonights show hope you loved it and make sure you watch the MOST XTREME MATCH OF TFC HISTORY THE XTREME RULEZ HELL IN A CELL MATCH AND GOOD BYE MY FANS AND HATERS LOVE YA ALL AND REMEMBER X-TREME...X-TREME...X-TREME!!!!!!!
Fans: X-TREME...X-TREME...X-TREME...X-TREME...X-TREME...X-TREME...X-TREME...X-TREME...X-TREME!!!!!!! (Jeff Hardy smiles and dances)
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