King: WHERE HER IN HOLLYWOOD, CALIFOINA!!!!!!!!! WELCOM TO THE LAND OF XTREME!!!!!!!

Joey Styles: THAT'S RIGHT AND KING OF THE DEAD IS STANDING IN THE RING!!!!!! (King of the Dead's standing angry in the ring)

King of the Dead: I LOST I LOST AND GUESS WHAT SKITZO HAS GOT THAT BRIEFCASE WITH EVERYTHING I SHOULD HAVE HAD GOT GIVEN TO ME IM SICK OF SKITZO!!!!!!! HE IS THE ROYAL GM WHICH MEANS HES KING OF GMS AND THAT MEANS HES MY KING AND I DON'T ACCDEPT HIM AS ANY KING LET ME SAY SKITZO IM COMING FOR YOU... NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (King of the Dead runs to the back while the camera man follows and he stops in the parking lot where a nice limo drives in)

King of the Dead: I KNEW YOU WERE COMING NOW COME OUT AND FACE ME LIKE A MAN!!!!!!! (The Door opens and Ric Flair comes out and The fans RAWR!!!!)

Flair: I think I'm the wrong guy am I right?

King of the Dead: WHERES SKITZO MAN?!!!!!

Ric Flair: He's not coming to Xtreme for the reason you might do what your doing now.

King of the Dead: DAMN!!!! (Jeff Hardy turns up) JEFF I WANNA KNOW WHOS SIDE ARE YOU ACTUALLY ON MINE OR SKITZO'S!!!!!!

Jeff Hardy: Man DON'T ASK ME THOSE KIND OF QUESTIONS I DON'T PICK SIDES IM ON BOTH YOUR SIDES GET A HOLD OF YOUR SELF!!!!! (Walks off)

King of the Dead: BE LIKE THAT THEN!!!!!!!!! (Bret Hart is standing in the ring with a mic wearing a suit)

Crowd: BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!

Bret Hart: At last Reality has checked into this hell hole of a place.

Crowd: BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Bret Hart: SHUT UP NO ONJE CARES WHAT YOU HAVE TO SAY!!!!!!!!!

Crowd: BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!

Bret Hart: LOOK REALITY HAS CHECKED IN ITS NOT ALL NICE PEICFUL AND KIND IN REALITY!!!!!! SINCE KING OF THE DEAD HAS CAME HERE ALL THAT HAS HAPPENED IS ALL THESE PEOPLE THAT FEED OFF YOU FANS HAVE WON THIS TITLE PEOPLE SUCH AS TRIPLE H!!!!!!

Crowd: YEAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!

Bret Hart: JEFF HARDY!!!!!

Crowd: YEAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!

Bret Hart STING!!!!!!

Crowd: YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

Bret Hart: and even that pathetic waste of space RIC FLAIR!!!!

Crowd: WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!

Bret Hart: But you see he lost his title BECAUSE AT LAST REALITY CHECKED IN AND I HAVE WON THIS TITLE!!!!!! You see this proves what I say is no lie IM THE BEST THERE EVER WAS, THERE EVER IS AND THERE EVER  WILL BE!!!!!!!! This proves that's no lie. (Holds the title up high)

Crowd: BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!

Bret Hart: Face it I am your champion and you all have to deal with it.

Rey Mysterio vs. AJ Styles for the lightweight Championship

Lillian Glacier: This match is for The Xtreme Lightweight Championship with one fall. First to the ring he is a 1 time Lightweight Champion he's the WEST COAST POP REY MYSTERIO!!!!!!! (Rey comes out and AJ FROM BEHIND!!!)

AJ STYLES IS ATTACKING REY WITH A STEEL CHAIR AND HE IS RAPIDLY AND A CHAIR SHOT TO THE HEAD OMG!!!!!!!!! ITS ABYSS COMING TO SAVE REY AND LOOK IT'S THE BIG SHOW AND LOOK IT'S THE NEW ALLIANCE!!!!! AND THEY ALL FIGHT HELL HAS BROKEN LOOSE AND LOOK ITS ORTON PUNT TO THE HEAD OF BIG SHOW BY ORTON AND LOOK (Batista Song comes on) HOLY GOD LOOK SPEAR TO STING SPEAR TO MATT SSPEAR TO CHRISTIAN SPEAR TO EDGE SPEAR TO ORTON!!!!!!!!!!!! Batista  goes to Rey Mysterio and checks if he's alright and Rey signals yes he's ok and he picks him up and escorts him out of the ring. (Commercials)

KOTD's Office

Stephanie: Darling what's wrong tell me I'll help. (Kisses KOTD)

King of the Dead: Nothings wrong I'm tired just.

Stephanie: Well go home I'll take care of Xtreme that's why im here love.

King of the Dead: No I'm staying here. (Edge interrupts) what the **** do you want in here?

Edge: IM SICK OF BEING OVER LOOKED BY YOU I HAVE GONE THREW TWO MAJIOR MATCHES YOU AND ROCKY BALBOA AND STILL NO TITLE!!!!!!

King of the Dead: But you lost them both.

Edge: I SWARE!!!!

King of the Dead: YOUR FIRE...

Edge: STOP IM LEAVING THIS HELL HOLE ROOM!!!!!

CM Punk vs. Shannon Moore to become the first ever OZ Champion

King: WOW THIS IS GOING TO BE GREAT SUCH A BIG RIVALRY WAS BETWEEN SHANNON MOORE AND CM PUNK AND NOW ONE OF THEM WILL BE CROWNED THE FIRST EVER OZ CHAMPION!!!!

Lillian Glacier: THIS MATCH IS FOR ONE FALL AND THE WINNER OF THIS MATCH WILL BE CROWNED THE FIRST EVER OZ CHAMPION!!!!!!!!! First to the ring he is a former 3 times lightweight Champion CM PUNK!!!!!!!! (CM Punk makes his way to the ring) and his opponent 2 times Lightweight Champion SHANNON MOORE!!!!!!! (Shannon Moore comes out and enters the ring)

They shake hands and Bell rings. THESE TWO GO INTO EACH OTHER LIKE WILD DOGS STRAIGHT AFTER THE BELL RINGS AND SPINNING HEEL KICK BY CM PUNK!!!! Shannon is on the floor wondering where he is. CM PUNK WITH A LEG DROP!!!!! SHANNON MOORE GETS UP AND CLOTHES LINE AND ANOUTHER AND ANOUTHER AND THE NEXT GETS REVERSED INTO A SUPER KICK!!!!!!!!!! PUNK GOES FOR THE GTS BUT NO THEN THE HALO BY SHANNON BUT NO THE GTS AGAIN BUT NOOOO!!!!!! SHANNON GOES FOR THE HALO BUT NO HE LANDS ON CM PUNKS SHOULDERS AND GTS SHANNON WE SAY AND PUNK SAYS GO TO SLEEP!!!!!!!!!!! 1...2...3!!!!!!!!!!!

Lillian Glacier: YOU WINNER AND FIRST EVER OZ CHAMPION BY PINFALL CM PUNK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

King: LOOK AT THATY OUR FIRST EVER OZ CHAMP!!!!!!!!! BUT NEXT ARE THE PUPPYS!!!!!!!!!!!!

Stephanie McMahon 101 vs. Maria for the Divas Championship

Lillian Glacier: This match is for the DIVAS CHAMPIONSHIP!!!!!! First to the ring the ring The Divas Champion STEPHANIE MCMAHON 101!!!!!!!!!!! (Stephanie McMahon 101 comes out with the Championship around her waist and then walks into the ring) and the Challenger MARIA!!!!!!!!

Bell rings and They lock up in the middle of the ring. Stephanie pushes Maria into the turm buckle and punches into her fast and then A HURRICARANA!!!!! Maria gets up and straight away DROP KICK BY MARIA!!!!!!Stephanie gets up and straight away SUPLEX!!!!!!! King: This is a good match so far PLUS PUPPYS LOTS OF PUPPYS!!!!!!!! AND A HUGE CLOTHESLINE BY MARIA BUT IT MISSES AND SWEET CHIN MUSIC BY STEPHANIE MCMAHON 101!!!!!!!!! Stephanie climbs the turm buckle AND DEATH SWANTON ONTO MARIA AND CONNECTS COVER 1...2...3!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Lillian Glacier: YOUR WINNER BY PINFALL AND STILL YOUR DIVAS CHAMPION STEPHANIE MCMAHON 101!!!!!!

OH LOOK ITS MARYSE AND THEY ARE GOING AT IT LEFTS AND RIGHTS EVERYWHERE!!!!!! STEPHANIE GOES FOR SWEET CHIN MUSIC BUT MISSES AND NO NO NO SUICIDE BOMB BY MARYSE!!!!! ITS KING OF THE DEAD WITHJ A STEEL CHAIR AND HE GOES TO HIT MARYSE WITH THE STEEL CHAIR BUT MATT HARDY RESCUES MARYSE AND THROWS MATT INTO THE RING POLE!!!!!!!!!!! MARYSE GOES TO PUNT KING OF THE DEAD BUT MISSES AND MATT TAKES HER OUT OF THE DANGER ZONE!!!!! (Commercials)

The Cutting Edge with Special Guest Ric Flair

Edge: Welcome to the Special Edition of the CUTTING EDGE! Today our Special guest is a former 16 times world Champion in another promotion and a 1 times World Champion in TFC. He is known as The dirtiest player in the game, The Limozine riding, Jet flying, Kiss Stealing Wheeling Dealing, SON OF A GUN, THE NATURE BOY RIC FLAIR!!!!!!!!!!!!! (Ric Flair comes out and into the ring while the crowd says WOOOOOOOOOO!!!!) Well Welco...

Ric Flair: WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!

Crowd: WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!! (Ric Flair laughs and smiles)

Edge: SHOULDN'T YOU BE IN RETIREMENT I MEAN YOU'VE LIVED THE GOOD DAYS A LONG TIME AGO IN ANOUTHER PROMOTION AND YOU HAD YOUR WORLD TITLES SO GET OUT OF HERE WE ALL SAW YOUR TITLE RAIGN EXTREMLY SHORT!!!!!!!

Ric Flair: Ric Flair will Never die and I mean NEVER I WILL ONLY RETIRE THE DAY I BREAK MY BACK THE DAY I DIE THE DAY I BECOME SO UNABLE TO WALK LET ALONE WRESTLE THAT'S THE DAY I( RETIRE!!!!!!!

Edge: YOU'RE AN IDEOT WHO CANT PASS DOWN THE SPOTLIGHT!!! SOONER OR LATER SOMEONE WILL TAKE THAT SPOTLIGHT AND YOU'LL NEVER EVER BE ABLE TO WRESTLE AGAIN!!!!!!!!!

Ric Flair: I'm not holding onto the spotlight as I can see at the Moment I've passed it down to stars like CBM, King of the Dead, Triple H, Jeff Hardy and a lot more so where am I holding onto any spotlight IM TRYING TO DO WHAT EVERYONE DOES AND THAT'S BECOME THE WORLD CHAMPION!!!!!! Just because I never passed it down to you doesn't mean I never passed it down at all.

Edge: (looks angry) HOW DARE YOU SAY I HAVE NO SPOTLIGHT IM THE RATED R SUPERSTAR YOU KNOW!!!!!!!!

Ric Flair: Rated R superstar aye so you do all that stuff well I'm RATED X BABY WHEN THE WOMAN SEE ME THEY FORGET YOU WERE EVEN BORN!!!!!!!

Edge: (He gets a Red Face) YOU MUST THINK YOUR FUNNY BECAUSE I DON'T!!!!!!!!

Ric Flair: Yeah I do and one more thing...

Ric Flair + Fans: WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

OH A SPEAR TO FLAIR FROM EDGE AND EDGE IS ATTACKING FLAIR RAPIDLY AND FLAIR FIGHTS BACK OH FLAIRS PLEEDING FOR EDGE TO STOP AND EDGE STOPS AND THINKS AND OOOOOOOOOH LOW BLOW!!!!!!!!! EDGE IS LAYING THERE ON THE GROUND KNOCKED OUT!!!!!!!!!

Flair: WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! (Flair leaves the ring)(Commercials)

King: Wow here's our Main Event.

 

Triple H vs. Jeff Hardy in a #1 Contenders Singles match for the UXWC

Lillian Glacier: This match is a number one contenders match for the Undisputed Xtreme World Championship. First to the ring he's a 3 time world Champion, He's the Game, Cerebral Assassin, THE KING OF KINGS TRIPLE H!!!!!!! (Triple H comes out and in to the ring)

Lillian Glacier: AND HIS OPPONENT HE IS A 2 TIMES WORLD CHAMPION , HES THE XTREME ENIGMA... (Jeff Hardyz Entrance interrupts Lillian and she wonders what's happening) JEFF HARDY!!!!!! (Jeff Hardy comes out and gets in the ring)

Bell rings and Jeff Hardy and Triple H lock eyes and bell rings!!!! TRIPLE H WITH A CLOTHESLINE TO JEFF HARDY AND HE STARTS TO KICK INTO JEFF HARDY AND THEN HE GOES OUTSIDE AND GRABS A STEAL CHAIR AND THROWS IT TO THE TIMER KEEPER FOR SOME REASON!!!!! JEFF HARD WITH A SUICIDE DIVE IN BETWEENM THE RING ROPES AND HE CONNECTS WITH IT!!!!!!!! Jeff and Triple H are getting up and the ref isn't counting and here comes Matt Hardy. Matt yells at the ref COUNT JEFF OUT NOW!!!!!!!! And the ref says no. and Matt says COUNT OR ELSE! AND THE REF ATTACKS MATT HARDY AND RAPIDLY ATTACKES INTO MATT HARDY AND MATT SLIDES OUT OF THE RING WHILE THE REFEREE SCREAMS LETS DO THIS YOU AND ME!!!!!!!! TRIPLE H IS IN THE RING FOLLOWED BY JEFF HARDY!!!!! And there's lefts and rights everywhere BUT THE DOUBLE A SPINE BUSTER NO DDT BY JEFF HARDY!!!!!!!!!! JEFF CLIMBS THE TURM BUCKLE DOES THE GUNZ AND GOES FOR SWANTON BOMB BUT TRIPLE H ROLLS OUT OF THE WAY AND JEFF MISSES!!!!!!!!!! TRIPLE H PICKS JEFF UP AND CONNECTS WITH THE PEDIGREE!!!!!!!!! Triple H covers 1...2...3!!!!!!!!! TRIPLE H IS GOING TO BACKLASH!!!!!!

Lillian Glacier: YOUR WINNER BY PINFALL TRIPLE H!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

TRIPLE H IS CELEBRATING but all of a sudden (Bret Hart comes out)

Bret Hart: Look Triple H your one of the reasons I should be champion look all this show has had as champions is these pathetic wrestlers that feed off the crowd REALITY IS THAT THESE FANS MEAN JACK ****!!!!!!!!

Triple H: I THINK ALL THESE FANS THINK THE SAME FOR YOU SO SHUT IT!!!!!

Bret Hart: You see that's exactly what I'm talking about you want to act tough do ya with those motorbikes at home and all that why don't you then why don't you stop hiding behind all these fans WHY?!

Triple H: well these fans are tougher then you. Don't forget I've beaten you in those tag team matches.

Bret Hart: YEAH YOU BEAT ME BEFORE WITH A FRIEND JOM NEIDHART IS A USELESS ****!!!!!

Triple H: Show me what you got then I'm set to fight.

Bret Hart: So you want me to Fight you here ok. (takes his suit top off and takes his tie off and then runs away)

Crowd: BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

Bret Hart: Your gonna have to WAIT!!!!!!

Triple H is shaking his head staring at him.

{Show Ends}