King: WELCOM TO THE LAND OF XTREME!!!!!
Joey: Look at King of the Dead in the ring he has bruises and cuts all over him.
King of the Dead: LOOK AT ME AND JEFF WE ARE BRUTALLY INJURED AND NOT ONLY THAT IT WAS BY THE HANDS OF CBM ON HIS TURMOIL SHOW THINGY THAT'S HOPELESS HOW DARE HE LAY A HAND ON ME!!!!!!!
Jeff: NOT ONLYY THAT I HAVE A MATCH!!!
King of the Dead: I can make that match not happen man?
Jeff Hardy: Nar I want to prove that I still can fight injured or not.
King of the Dead: Fine Jeff that's cool with m...
WOOOOOOOOOOOOO! (Flair comes out here)
Ric Flair: WRESTLEMANIA YOU KING WILL BE FACING OFF AGAINST THE LONGEST RAIGNING GM IN TFC HISTORY AND THE FIRST EVER WOMAN GM IN TFC IN A TRIPLE THREAT TLC MATCH FOR THE RIGHT TO BE CALLED ROYAL GM!!!!! WELL I ALSO HAVE A LADDER MATCH AND ITS AGAINST THREE PEOPLE ONE MORE MAN THEN KING OF THE DEAD HAS IN HIS MATCH!!!!! MY TITLES ON THE LINE AND IN THAT MATCH IS THE ICON STING, THE GAME TRIPLE H AND MR. WRESTLEMANIA HIMSELF SHAWN MICHAELS!!!!!! (Bret Hart comes out)
Bret Hart: I THINK YOU MEANT THE HITMAN BRET HART IN THAT MATCH DIDN'T YOU HEAR ON THE LIVE BLOG SHAWN HAS BEEN TAKEN OUT OF THAT MATCH!!!!!!
King of the Dead: He's telling the truth. (HBK COMES RUNNING OUT)
Shawn Michaels: OH NO YOU DON'T I DESERVE THAT SO HERES WHAT I'LL DO ME VS BRET HART TO FIGHT IN THAT LADDER MATCH!!!!
CROWD GOES WILD!!!!!!!!
Shawn Michaels: You heard them King now I know what you want to do just do it.
Bret Hart: NO YOU WILL NOT DO THIS TO ME!!!!!
King of the Dead: TONIGHT FOR THE MAIN EVENT!!!!!!
Bret Hart: I DEMAND NOT TO HAVE THIS MATCH!!!!!
King of the Dead: BRET HART VS SHAWN MICHAELS AND THE WINNER FIGHTS IN THE LADDER MATCH AT MANIA!!!!!
Bret Hart: I HATE YOU, YOU PUT ME IN THIS MATCH!!!!!!
King of the Dead: Also Miss Wrestle Mania Match its going to be a 10 woman Battle Royal. Chyna will face my girl Stephanie tonight as theres only room for one of them.
Shannon Moore vs. Rey Mysterio in a Singles match for the Xtreme Lightweight Championship
Lillian Glacier: This match is for the XTREME LIGHTWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP!!!!! First to the ring he is The Lightweight Champion SHANNON MOORE!!!!!! (Shannon Moore comes out with the Championship around his waist) AND THE CHALLENGER HE IS THE WEST COAST POP 619 REY MYSTERIO!!!!!! (Rey Comes down to the ring while THE CROWD RAWRS LIKE CRAZY!!!!!!)
(The Referee raises the Championship to show it) and the Bell rings. Rey attacks Shannon and then CONNECTS EITH A HUGE DDT!!!!! Rey then kicks into Shannon but Shannon fights back and does a drop kick. Shannon then punches into the head of Rey Mysterio. Shannon wont stop punching into Rey's head but Rey reverses it and then elbows Shannon and then trips him over so his hanging on the second rope and 619 IS IN THE HOUSEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! REY CONNECTS WITH 619 AND THEN JUMPS OFF THE TOP ROP ON TO SHANNON IN A BELLY SPLAT SORT OF WAY!!!!! Covers 1...2...3!!!!!!!!!! OH MY GOD ITS HAPPENED SHANNON MOORE HAS LOST HIS GOLD HE'S HELD FOR SO LONG!!!!!!
Lillian Glacier: YOUR WINNER BY PINFALL AND YOUR NEW XTREME LIGHTWEIGHT CHAMPION R...
OH MY GOD ITS AJ STYLES HES ATTACKING INTO REY LIKE A WILD DOG!!!!! HES KICKING INTO HIM AND ALL ITS DISGUSTING A ATTACK FROM BEHIND AND REY FIGHTS BACK!!!!!! CROWD RAWRS WHILE REY FIGHTS BACK AND REY GOES FOR 619 BU NO!!!!!! AJ REVERSES IT INTO A POWER BOMB BUT REY REVERSES IT INTO A HURRICARANA AND AJ GETS UP FAST AND CONNECTS WITH A SPEAR!!!!!! HE DOES THE UNPRETTIER AND LEAVES HIM LAYING IN THAT RING IM DISCUSTED IN AJ THESE PAST FEW WEEKS YES REY COSTED HIM ALL THOSE MATCHES BUT THIS IS UN CALLED FOR!!!!!!(Commercial)
Joey: We're back from a brutal attack by AJ Styles.
King: Yes its despicable how AJ is attacking. Well Next is a match that King of the Dead DEMANDED Skitzo to go through.
Skitzo vs. Abyss in a Singles match
Lillian Glacier: This match is for ONE FALL!!!!!n First to the ring He is ABYSS!!!!! (Abyss comes out) AND HIS OPPONENT!!!! HE IS THE GENERAL MANIGER OF SMACKDOWN!!!!! HE IS SKITZO!!!!!!!!!!!! (Skitzos entrance music comes on but no one comes out) AND HIS OPPONENT?!!!!!!! (His music comes onn and no one comes out) AND HIS OPPONENT HE IS A FORMER 1x WORLD/EXTREME AND UNIVERSAL WORLD CHAMPION AT THE SAME TIME WITH KING OF THE DEAD AND A 1X XTREME TAG TEAM CHAMPION HE IS THE GENERAL MANIGER OF SMACKDOWN HE IS SKITZO!!!!!! (Skitzo turns up on the titan tron)
Skitzo: AHAHAHAHAHA let me stop you there although I love watching you repeat my entrance over and over again I'm not coming out there. I told you King I'm not going in a match your gonna have to wait till this Saturday when I JUST MIGHT GO SKITZO ON YOU!!!! A BROTHER......A FRIEND......A PEAR........BETRAYED.......THE DEAD WILL DIE COME THIS SATURDAY AND THERE WILL BE NO CURE AS IT IS THE PAIN THAT MAKES THE CURE WITHOUT PAIN NO CURE!!!!!!!!!!!(Comes off)
King: I guess Skitzo won't be competing tonight.
Joey: Guess not what a shame.
Lillian Glacier: YOUR WINNER BY FORFET ABYSS!!!!!!!
In King of the Deads Office
King of the Dead: DID YOU SEE THAT HE NEVER TURNED UP HE WAS SUPPOSED TO COMPETE TODAY!!!!!
Jeff Hardy: Well just beat into him a bit more this Saturday. HALL OF FAME MAN ITS GONNA BE HUGE!!!!!
King of the Dead: YEAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! My Girlfriends match is next.
Jeff Hardy: Lets see how she does.
Stephanie McMahon 101 vs. Chyna in a Singles match to be in the Ms. WM match
Lillian Glacier: THIS MATCH IS FOR ONE FALL AND THE WINNER GOES TO WRESTLEMANIA1 IN THE MS. WRESTLEMANIA BATTLE ROYAL!!!! FIRST TO THE RING SHE IS ONE HALF OF THE GM OF XTREME AND SHES VINCE MCMAHON 101's DAUGHTER SHE IS STEPHANIE MCMAHON 101!!!!!!!! (Stephanie walks down to the ring with the Divas Championship around her waist) AND HER OPPONENT SHE IS A FORMER DIVAS CHAMPION CHYNA!!!!!!!!!!!! (Chyna walks down to the ring angry)
Bell rings Stephanie gets attacked by Chyna brutally and Chyna just throws Stephanie like nothing to the term buckle. Chyna then punches into Stephanie and then she throws her to the other side of the ring. She then Connects with a clothesline and then a body slam. Cover 1...2...NO! Stephanie still wants more. Chyna picks Stephanie up SUPLEX but no Stephanie reverses it into a DDT! Stephanie climbs the term buckle quick AND DEATH SWANTON!!!!!! 1...2...3 STEPHANIES GOING TO MANIA!!!!!
Lillian Glacier: YOUR WINNER BY PINFALL!!!!!
FANS GO CRAZY!!!!!
Lillian Glacier: STEPHANIE MCMAHON!!!!!!!!
FANS RAWR LIKE CRAZY!!!!!!!!!!!
MARYSE ATTACKS STEPHANIE WITH JAZ THIS MUST MEAN THAT JAZ AND MARYSE IS IN THE MATCH!!!!!!! OH MY GOD LOOK IT'S THE POLICE AND JAZ AND MARYSE TAKE THE RUNNER!!!!! KING IOF THE DEAD COME OUT AND TAKES STEPHANIE AND THEY LEAVE!!!!! (Commercial)
King: WHERE BACK AND JEFF HARDY IS GOING TO FACE THE SPECIAL GUEST HERE ON XTREME I WONDER WHO THIS IS!!!!!!
Jeff Hardy vs. Special Guest in a Xtreme Rulez match
Lillian Glacier: THIS MATCH IS A XTREME RULES MATCH!!!!!! First to the ring He is THE DARE DEVIL THE XTREME ENIGMA JEFF HARDY!!!!!!!!!!! (Jeff comes dancing out here and goes crazy)
Jeff Hardy: King what's this all about not telling me my Opponent and all we're best mates for gods sake. (King of the Dead comes up on the Titan tron)
King of the Dead: Jeff don't take this personal its just I did it to surprise you as much as anyone else only Stephanie McMahon 101 and I know who it is and hey you do resemble the same face at times hahahahaha look at this Pic.
Jeff: WHAT THE HELL YOU GOTTA BE JOKING ME HAHAHAHAHAHA THE JOKER HAHAHAHA!!!! I THOUGHT FREAKY XTREME PASSED HAHAHAHAHAH WHO AM I THE BATMAN HAHAHAHAH!!!!!!
King of the Dead: Haha I knew you would reply like that haha. Well I'm serious and it's a match I specially booked for you since your not a WrestleMania Competitor Your getting your WRESTLEMANIA TONIGHT!!!!!!
Lillian Glacier: AND HIS OPPONENTE THE JOKER!!!!! (The Joker comes out laughing while holding a knife and Jeff is looking scared)
The Joker: Jeff WHY SO SERIOUS? I SAID WHY SO SERIOUS?!!!!!!
Jeff hardy: SHUT UP!
JEFF KICKS INTO THE JOKER AND THE BELL RINGS AND JEFF IS ON THE ATTACK!!!!! THE JOKER FUIGHTS BACK AND DOES A HUGE SPINNING HEEL KICK!!!!! The Joker goes out side and gets a Steel Chair and takes it back in the ring. He runs to hit Jeff with the chair but Jeff reverses it AND WISPERING IN THE WIND!!!!! Cover 1...2...NO ITS MATT HARDY FROM BEHIND AND HES BEATING INTO JEFF HARDY!!!! MATT AND JEFF HARDY ARE FIGHTING LIKE A WILD PACK OF DOGS AND THERES RIGHTS AND LEFTS ALL OVER THE PLACE AND THESE TWO WONT STOP FIGHTING AND THEY ARE REALLY BEATING THE (Sugar Honey Ice Tea) OUT OF EACH OTHER!!!!!! JEFF GOES FOR TWIST OF FATE BUT THE JOKER ATTACKS JEFF WITH A STEEL CHAIR AND HES OUT COLD!!!!!! 1...2...NO!!!!! JEFF JUST KICKS OUT!!!!! FROM BEHIND JEFF ITS THEN NEW ALLIANCE AND THERE BEATING INTO JEFF HARDY WITH ALL TYPES OF WEAPONS!!!!! I cant stand this anymore give me the mic.
King: INFURNO MATCH!!!!!!!!!!
FIRE COMES OUT FROM EVERYWHERE AND MATTS ON FIRE AND CANT GET OUT!!!!! JEFF KICKS CHRISTIAN IN THE FIRE AND HES ON FIRE AND LOOK ITS MICK FOLEY!!!!!!
Foley: HARDCORE MATCH!!!!!!
JEFFS GETTING BEAT UP LIKE BNEVER BEFORE AND HERE COMES BACK UP FOR JEFF!!!!! KING OF THE DEAD, ROCKY BALBOA, ABYSS AND THE BK'S AND THEY TAKE OUT THE NEW ALLIANCE BUT THE JOKER COVERS JEFF!!!!! 1...2... KING OF THE DEAD 3 AND KING HITS THE JOKER THE BELL RINGS AND KING OF THE DEAD IS SHOCKED!!!!!!!!
Lillian Glacier: YOUR WINNER OF THIS MATCH BY PINFALL OUR SPECIAL GUEST THE JOKER!!!!!!!
Sting: THAT'S YOUR PUNISHMENT INFORCED BY THE NEW ALLIANCE BECAUSE OF YOUR DRUGS ADDICTION AND YOU PARTYS AND **** YOU SHOULD BE MUCH MORE PROFESSIONAL YOU AND KING OF THE DEAD SHOULD AND NOT ONLY THAT KING OF THE DEAD IS IN THE HALL OF FAME I CANT BELIEVE THIS HE DOESN'T DESERVE ANY OF THAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Christian: May this be a lesson for us all that The New Alliance is not a group to mess with.
Matt Hardy: AND JEFF YOUR FRIEND KING OF THE DEAD WILL ALSO BE PUNISHED SOONER OR LATER AND THIS ISNT THE END OF YOUR PUNISHMENT!!!!!!!
Edge: AND I HAVE TO FIGHT ANOUTHER ONE OF YOUR FRIENDS AT WRESTLEMANIA HIS NAME IS ROCKY BALBOA!!!!!!(Crowd Screams) SHUT UP I WILL WIN THAT MAT^CH (WHAT?) I WILL BE THE ONE WHO TAKES OUT THE LEGANDARY ROCKY BALBOA!!!!!!!!!!
Stone Cold: WHO EVER THINKS STONE COLD IS GOING TO COME OUT ON TOP AT MANIA THIS YEAR GIVE ME A HELL YEAH!!! (HELL YEAH!!!!!!) THAT'S GREAT!!!!!!!!
OH MY GOD STUNNER STUNNER ON MATT HARDY AND STONE COLD WALKS OFF!!!!!! (Commercial)
King of the Dead's Office
King of the Dead: WHERE IS US WE HAVNT HAD A GOOD WEEK AT ALL NONE OF THE SHOW HAS GONE MY WAY AND SINCE I HAVE TO FACE SKITZO IN A TLC MATCH AND A TRIPLE THREAT ONE AT THAT TO!!!!
Jeff Hardy: Man... I'm so sore but don't worry its going to be fine you need to pull yourself together I understand you under a lot of stress but try to not let it take you man I know you can do it.
King of the Dead: Yeah I know I just need a rest me and Steph will go home you can run the rest of the show ok Jeff?
Jeff Hardy: Me?
King of the Dead: Yeah you.
Jeff Hardy: Sure. (Commercial)
Shawn Michaels vs. Bret Hart to fight in the ladder World title match at Mania
Lillian Glacier: This match is for one fall and the winner will go on to WrestleMania to fight Ric Flair, Sting and Batista for the Undisputed Xtreme World Championship in a Fatal 4 Way Ladder Match. First to the Ring He is The Icon, The Headliner, The Heartbreak Kid, THE SHOWSTOPPER, MR. WRESTLEMANIA SHAWN MICHAELS!!!!!!!!! (THE CROWD RAWRS WHILE SHAWN IS DANCING HIS WAY TO THE RING!!!!!!) And his Opponent HE IS THE BEST THERE EVER WAS, THE BEST THERE EVER IS AND THE BEST THERE EVER WILL BE THE HITMAN HART BRET HART!!!!!!!!! (Bret Hart makes his way to the ring while the fans boo him)
Bell rings and Shawn goes straight into the attack but Bret retaliates and punches into Shawn. Shawn then reverses a punch and does a Irish whip to Bret and then followed by Shawn running towards Bret and jumps on him while he pushes him at the same time. Bret gets up and then try's to pick Shawn up but POKE TO THE EYE AND SHAWN CONNECTS WITH A DDT!!!!!! Shawn picks Bret up and throws him to the turm buckle. Shawn goes to clothesline to Bret on the turm buckle but Bret kicks Shawn in the head. Bret looks at Shawn and then goes outside. He grabs a Steel Chair but the Referee takes it from him. While the ref isn't looking LOW BLOW TO SHAWN MICHAELS!!!!! Bret covers Shawn 1...2...NO! SHAWN JUST KICKS OUT and Bret is shocked and he looks angry. Bret complains to the Referee and Shawn attacks Bret from behind. SHAWN IS KICKING INTO BRET AND THEN GOES FOR SWEET CHIN MUSIC!!!!!! Bret Reverses it by tripping Shawn AND SHARPSHOOTER BRET HAS LOCKED IN THE SHARP SHOOTER!!!!!! SHAWN IS REACHING OUT FOR THE RING ROPES AND HE SLOWLY IS GETTING CLOSER!!!! A FINGER TOUCH AWAY BUT BRET TAKES HIM BACK TO THE MIDDLE AND SHAWN TAPS OUT!!!!!!
Lillian Glacier: YOUR WINNER BY SUBMISSION BRET HART!!!!!!!!
OH MY GOD LOOK IT'S JEFF HARDY WITH A BUCKET OF YELLOW PAINT!!!! HE THROWS THE PAINT ALL OVER BRET HART AND BRET LOOKS ANGRY AND CHASES JEFF AROUND AND FROM NO WHERE TRIPLE H WITH THE SLEDGEHAMMER!!!!!!!!! THE HAMMER ACROSS BRETS HEAD AND BRET IS KNOCKED OUT BLEEDING!!!!!!! STING FROM BEHIND WITH THE BASEBALL BAT AND HE SWINGS FOR JEFF BUT MISSES AND RIC FLAIR ATTACKS STING AND HOLDS THE TITLE HIGH IN THE SKY BUT TWIST OF FATE!!!!!!!!!!! JEFF HARDFY WANTS THAT TITLE BUT HES NOT IN THE MATCH HE HOLDS THE TITLE HIGH IN THE SKY!!!!!!!!!!!!
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