The lights flicker, the camera shakes, and then the smoke sprays.  The cloud of fog clears and McMahon 101 is standing infront of the camer.

McMahon 101: "Welcome everyone to my talk show.  Man, I haven't had this for months.  In fact, this is the return of "McMahon's Mediocre Massacre".  We saw weeks, in fact, months of "Vickie's View", which was the talk show that took my place.  Well this show is back and we have stuff to get to.  TFC's Wrestlemania 1 PPV is just a week away.  In fact, a week from yesterday, so making it 6 days away.  We have so many great matches for it.  On the card is......

Randy Orton vs. Stone Cold Steve Austin for the World Heavyweight Championship.

Next is Edge vs. Rocky Balboa

Another is a triple threat match for the Universal Heavyweight title.  It's the 2009 Royal Rumble winner, Bobby Lashley, vs. The Undertaker vs. John Cena

Then is is the OWC Championship match as Hitman619 vs. Wrestlefreak vs. CBM with the referee skills of Earl Hebner being the referee.

It's Smackdown vs. OWC as "The Animal" Mattattack vs. Chris Jericho.

We have other matches being contested, but the one everyone is looking forward to is the match that is going to change TFC FOREVER.  It is me, McMahon 101, vs. Vickie Guerrero in a NO DQ match.  The winner will be the chairman of TFC and the GM of TFC.  If I win, I can do whatever I want with Vickie Guerrero.  But if Vickie wins, I will be forced to be her servent.

It is all on the line.  Vickie, you saw me take out Mark Henry this week on OWC and next week I am going to take out Wrestlemaniac.  It will just be me vs. you.  I never knew what you did until I came back from my car crash.  I was almost paralized and I see that you are running TFC and making it "your company".  You even go and change the name to VGC and change the logo to this:

Vickie, this company is not about you.  This company is strictly about the fans.  I will take you out and we will no longer see the face of a dude lady in TFC again.  Now you saw my dance on OWC this week as i danced, to what should be, your theme song "Dude Looks Like a Lady".  Here is the dance one more time:

We also saw your hyena laugh on OWC, watch it!

I mean, I don't get why you have this laugh.  I mean are you part animal, part man?  You just make me through up in my mouth.  Vickie, Vickie, Vickie."  McMahon laughs and laughs.  "Anyway, with TFC's Wrestlemania 1 next week, we need to pick our theme song for the event.  So vote now and it will be announced later this week!  You can vote UNLIMITED amount of times, but the votes will be kept secret."

 All of a sudden, Vickie Guerrero comes on the tron in McMahon 101's set.

Vickie: "McMahon 101, I am not paying for this show.  This is a wasteful show and is pointless.  So I am shutting it of NOW!"

McMahon 101: "no, no, no, NOOOOOOO!" The mic cuts and the screen goes.......