King: WELCOME TO THE LAND OF XTREME!!!!

Joey: YES!!! (King of the Dead and Stephanie McMahon are standing in the ring with mic's)

King of the Dead: You all know why I'm here the last few weeks Edge has physically abusing my Girl Friend Stephanie McMahon. Now Edge should know better he's a guy and he knows not to touch Divas and I strictly had every superstar know that yesterday when I did my own training with them from Xtreme and SmackDown and had Steph here my Assistant.

Stephanie: Yeah and it went well I think and Edge my Boy Friend here will take you out this Saturday at No Way Out coz MY BOY IS THE BEST!!!!!!! (Edge comes out)

Edge: Haha King or may I say Shane haha don't take it so personal.

King of the Dead: I HATE YOU!!!! (Punches Edge in the face)

Edge: AYE SAVE IT!!!!!!!!!!!

King of the Dead: WHY GIVE YOU THE TIME I SHOULD DO IT RIGHT HERE (Stephanie McMahon blocks King of the Dead from touching Edge)

Stephanie: SHANE YOU WILL SAVE IT TILL NO WAY OUT I KNOW YOU CAN IF YOU LOVE ME!!!!!!!!

Edge: Yeah if you love her haha. (Has a grin on his face)

King of the Dead: I JUST WANT TO BREAK YOU!!!!!!! And I guess only for you love.

Stephanie: Thank you (hugs King of the Dead) Why don't you ever kiss me on the lips>

Edge: Coz he hates you god does it take that much to know why he doesn't want to cross your germs to his mouth.

King of the Dead: That's not true at all I just don't think it's the right time.

Stephanie: Well I think it is.

King of the Dead: Don't rush it Steph it will happen just be patient.

Stephanie: I have for over a month and a half almost 2 months.

Edge: See proof you should have found yourself a better man Steph.

King of the Dead: You must find yourself amusing or something COZ NO ONE ELSE DOES!!!!!!!

Edge: (Grabs Stephanie's hair and threatens to hurt her) DO YOU WANNA SAY THAT AGAIN!!!!!

King of the Dead: LET HER DOWN FOOL!!!!!

Edge: well Hello Mr. T HES A HAS BEEN LIKE YOU WILL BE IF YOU DON'T APOLIGIZE!!!!!!!!!!

King of the Dead: Sorry love. (OH MY GOD SKITZO FROM BEHIND WITH THE STEEL CHAIR!!!!!!

Skitzo: LEAVE HER ALONE!!!!

Stephanie: (Hugs King of the Dead) Thanks love.

Skitzo: (Smiles) I can see you two are meant to be.

King of the Dead: Sure am bro. Hey Edge ARE YOU STILL REGRESTTING IT HUH!!!!!

Edge: You weak little piece of ****. (Ric Flair comes out)

King of the Dead: Hey Ric good to see you here on Xtreme.

Ric Flair: Good to see you to Shane.

Edge: SO HE CAN CALL YOU SHANE?

King of the Dead: HE HAS KNOWN ME SINCE I WAS GIOING TO PRE-SCHOOL I HAVE A LOT OF RESPECT FOR HIM!!!!!

Ric Flair: Yes I'm not 100% today haha but I'm 99% haha. CBM if your watching or should I say Chris that's the Respect you should show people what Shane has and by the way Shane I am ashamed of you and I'm telling you now to stay away from the drugs they don't help depression.

King of the Dead: Yes Ric.

Ric Flair: Good guy. Well now to my announcement as you all know I'm retiring from TFC at WrestleMania1 with fellow WCW Wrestler Kevin Nash I think but as you know I'm retiring well that's not the case I AM NOT RETIRING FROM THIS COMPANY YET!!!!! I AM IN A MATCH TONIGHT WITH JBL FOR A CONTRACT SAYING THAT THE WINNER HAS A #1 CONTENDERS SHOT FOR ANY TITLE ANY TIME ASLONG AS ITS NOT AT WRESTLEMANIA!!!!!

King of the Dead: WOW that's way better then Edge has ever came up with and Edge anyone could be better then you but Ric that was a huge surprise.

Stephanie: Huh its my phone. Hey this is Stephanie McMahon 101.

Phone: Answers.

Stephanie: You want to talk to Shane why?

Phone: Answers

Stephanie: Well who are you?

Phone: Answers.

Stephanie: Ok if you say so he doesn't like people keeping secrets of who they are.

Phone: Answers.

Stephanie: Ok here's Shane.

King of the Dead: What the hell man where live on air and you call who is this?

Phone: Answers.

King of the Dead: PIPER!!!!!! What would you like?

Roddy Piper: Answers.

King of the Dead: Ok I'll put you on Speaker.

Piper: Well hello everyone and I'm making my appearance to the TFC soon I don't know who's hiring me the one who hires me first keeps me.

King of the Dead: I have no plans to officials thinking I'm gonna hire him he can go to SmackDown or War if they want him if he doesn't have a contract with a brand.

Piper: Thanks bye. (King of the Dead's phone rings and its on speaker)

Guy: Hey I'm your local drug seller (Stephanie looks at King angry as ever) and your friend says you need cheap drugs.

King of the Dead: I never asked for him Steph love I promise you MAN WHO THE **** ARE YOU INTERUPTING ME AND SAYING THIS **** ON LIVE TV!!!!!!?

Steph: SHANE IM SICK OF THIS ATTITUDE AND WAY OF LIVING GIVE ME THAT PHONE!!!!!!!!! (Steph takes the phone)

Guy: Ummmmm hurry before the cops find out.

Stephanie: THEY HAVE ALREADY FOUND OUT WE'RE LIVE ON TV AND YOUR CHRISTIAN I KNOW YOUR NUMBER!!!!!!!

Christian: Ummm no good. (Hangs up)

Stephanie: (walks to King of the Dead and SLAPS HIM HARD) Im sorry for screaming but you do it all the time and it was too far this time.

King of the Dead: BUT YOU JUST SAW IT WASN'T EVEN A REAL DRUG SELLER!!!

Stephanie: So you gonna do something about it.

King of the Dead: FINE!

Stephanie: Haha your always the same (Hugs King of the Dead)

Edge: DAMMIT!!!!!!!!!!!!

King of the Dead: Edge you can't break us up haha.

Edge: You don't even love her kiss her on the lips if you disagree.

Stephanie: Yeah Shane go on (goes for a kiss)

King of the Dead: Sorry its to soon.

Stephanie: BUT!!!!

King of the Dead: Ok I'll tell you what it will happen automatically when the time is right it will be moiré special then.

Stephanie: FINE!

Edge: Your just a soft monkeys ass King I will take you out this Sunday. (Pulls out a Kendo Stick from behind him and smiles)

King of the Dead: I was going to wait and I still will.

Edge: ummm HUH

ITS TIME TO PLAY THE GAME!!!!

King: WHAT ITS TRIPLE H WITH A SLEDGEHAMMER!!!!!

Edge: You didn't how did you know OH NO!!!!

Triple H: Edge its time to play the GAME!!!!! (Edge runs off and Triple H hugs King of the Dead and Ric Flair)

King of the Dead: Well here's our first match.

AJ Styles vs. John Morrison in a Singles match

Bell rings and AJ runs towards Morrison but Morrison does a quick drop kick. Morrison goes straight onto the attack and picks him up and does a arm bar. After awhile of trying AJ gets out of the hold and does a leg sweep. AJ then starts to kick into Morrison and Morrison try's a roll up but AJ escapes it fast. Morrison then goes for the Super kick but AJ is one step ahead and ducks then doing a DDT. AJ is getting ready for his finisher but then lights go out and on the Titan Tron it says this.

Titan Tron screen: AJ STYLES IN 4 WEEKS YOU'LL FIND OUT WHO I AM WHEN I RETURN BUT FOR YOUR FIRST HINT IS 6!

AJ looks confused and Morrison does a roll up and 1...2...3 YOUR WINNER OF THIS MATCH BY PINFALL JOHN MORISSON!!!!!!!

King: WOW who was that who says he's returning. I thought AJ Styles had that won until the distraction.

Joey: Yeah I thought the same and I wonder what does the number 6 have to do with this guy I cant wait for next week it might help me solve the clue. OH MY GOD ITS FELLOW ECW ORIGANAL ROB VAN DAM!!!!!!

RVD: I have a problem now I love this Xtreme SmackDown thing but a SmackDown Superstar has my Title naming it his title and that man is SHAWN MICHAELS GET OUT HERE RIGHT NOW WITH YOUR FAKE LEGANDS CHAMPIONSHIP!!!!!!! (Shawn comes out holding the title)

Shawn: Umm we must have a mistaken somewhere I got given this title behind your back because you wasn't good enough to hold something this good.

RVD: WHERES ORDER! (Stephanie McMahon comes out)

Stephanie: Well since King of the Dead is busy let me tell you what soon no Next week on Xtreme it will be Shawn Michaels vs. RVD for the Legend's title in a LADDER MATCH so lets see the first ever Ladder match relive it self.

Shawn: I hope not coz I lost but then again the champion that earned it lost haha IM GONNA WIN!!!

Stephanie: Ok Right well here's the next match. Shawn stay there it's the BK's in action.

The BK's vs. Cryme Tyme in a Tag Team Match

Bell rings and Shawn and JTG starts this match. Shawn and JTG lock up and Shawn just throws JTG backwards. Shawn does some chops to JTG's chest.  Shawn then does a huge Irish Whip to the term buckle.  Shawn then runs to JTG and does a huge clothes line following up with a suplex. Shawn tags The Brian Kendrick.  Kendrick attacks JTG and makes him tag Shad. Shad comes in and bashes into Kendrick and then boots Michaels off the ring apron. Shad is going for it and he goes for the big boot and MISSES AND KEDRICK CONNECTS WITH THE KENDRICK!!!!! Shawn takes out JTG and Kendrick covers Shad 1...2...3 YOUR WINNER OF THJE MATCH BY PINFALL JTG AND SHAD CRYME TYME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

King: The BK's have just won the match and beat Cryme Tyme I think where looking at the Best tag team.

Joey: I've got word we're going backstage with King of the Dead.

King of the Dead: RVD I'm not changing Steph's decision for you so go jump of a bridge or build one and get over it. (Woman Screams) What what's going on hang on Rob. (Walks over where the sound is and see's Abyss chasing Divas)

Abyss: You all have nice Pillows.

King of the Dead: Ohhh I'll just call Ecie. Hey Ecie one of your Superstars named Abyss is chasing my Divas.

Ecie: OH MY GOD!! I'll Get Taker and Kane to come get him. I am so sorry I hope he did not hurt any of them. He did not rip any of there clothes off did he?

King of the Dead: No not yet AND WHAT TAKER ON MY SHOW!!!!

Ecie: He calls Boobs his soft pillows.

King of the Dead: WHA this is way above me.

Ecie: I need someone to handle him.

King of the Dead: I knew I should have quit this job and given it to Stephanie. Ummmmm I'll take him.

Ecie: You'll take Abyss?

King of the Dead: Steph can look after him.

Ecie: Ok he's yours but what will Steph do to control him?

King of the Dead: She has big pillows HAHA!

Ecie: hahahahahahahaha

Stephanie: Excuse me Shane (Slaps King of the Dead)

King of the Dead: OWE!

Ecie: Haha that would make a brother upset bye.

King of the Dead: Bye. (Hangs up the phone)

Stephanie: I'm not looking after him.

King of the Dead: Oh come on Stephy look at him he's harmless.

Stephanie: No you was rude about me.

King of the Dead: Come on love do it for me:

Stephanie: No.

King of the Dead: oooh Love. (lifts Stephanie up in the air and it looks like there going to kiss and Steph is looking excited) Please for me love?

Stephanie: Fine for you.

King of the Dead: Thanks he's all yours I have other things to do. (Kisses Steph on the forehead)

Stephanie: Oh he does it every time. ABYSS NO MORE STOP YOU LISTENM TO ME AND KING OF THE DEAD NOW OK!

Abyss: Ok sorry Stephanie.

Stephanie: GOOD GO FIND YOUR NEW LOCKER ROOM!

Abyss: Sorry ok boss. (Abyss leaves)

Stephanie: Oh its so hard to yell at him.

Ric Flair vs. JBL in a Singles match for a #1 Contenders contract for any title before and after WrestleMania 1

Bell rings and Flair attacks JBL with some chops to the chest. JBL gets sent to the term buckle and Flair still chops away and JBLs chest is ruby red. Flair then stops and taunts JBL by doing The normal Flair thing dancing and saying WOOOOOO! The fans are going wild. JBL goes for Clothesline from hell but misses and Flair attacks the knees of JBL. JBL then gets up and does a Suplex to Flair. Flair is on the mat and JBL kicks into him. JBL picks him up and CONNECTS WITH THE CLOTHESLINE FROM HELL!!!!!!!!!!!!  JBL Covers but then sees Kevin Nash and wonders what he wants. Flair rolls him up when JBL is distracted 1...2...3 YOUR WINNER BY PINFALL RIC FLAIR!!!!!!!!! Kevin Nash and Ric Flair bashes into JBL and mobs him and look its Scott Hall coming to the rescue and Flair and Nash runs away.

 

King: FLAIR IS STAYING ON XTREME BABY!!!! (King of the Dead turns up on the titan tron)

King of the Dead: Hello everyone I will be in the Main event tonight and that match is for the Tag team Championship and my partner my brother my past ultimate rival now one of my best mates Skitzo.

Skitzo: That's right the two people who once started such a controversial war that it could have destroyed TFC itself and that war hasn't ended which the war is named the B...

King of the Dead: WE DON'T NEED TO SAY it.

Skitzo: Ok weird oh well you get my point is now a tag team well see you then.

Joey: Ok well here is the Divas Championship match.

King: PUPPYS!!!!

Melina vs. Trish Stratus vs. Candice Michelle in a Triple Threat match for the Divas Championship

Bell rings and Melina punches into Trish and then Candice punches into Melina. Candice kicks Melina in the ribs and then elbows Trish in the chest. Candice then picks up Melina and Melina does a Suplex. Melina looks at Trish and Kicks her and Trish reverses a kick. Trish slaps Candice and then Candice slaps her back. Melina does a GREAT BACK BREAKER ON TRISH AND THEN FOLLOWED BY A GREAT DDT FROM CANDICE TO MELINA!!!!!!!!!! Candice is ready and The ref slips and hurts himself. Candice gets a Steel Chair and Knocks everyone out!! Look its King of the Dead.

King of the Dead: STOP This Match needs a Ref and that ref is me and My girl Stephanie will be in this match hahaha.

King of the Dead runs to the ring and Stephanie Hits all three Divas with a Steel  Chair and covers Melina 1...2...3 YOUR WINNER BY PIN FALL AND YOUR NEW XTREME DIVAS CHAMPION STEPHANIE MCMAHON!!!!!!!!

King of the Dead: STEPHANIE IS CHAMP (Kisses Stephanie on the lips then Stephanie looks shocked)

Stephanie: Is that it?

King of the Dead: Fine I told you the right time would come (They kiss passionally) its now my match.

 

The Hart Foundation vs. Skitzo and King of the Dead (Xtreme SmackDown) in a Tag Team Match for the Xtreme Tag Team Championship

Bell rings and Bret and King will start this match. King does a huge right to Bret and Bret does the same and it goes back and forth until King kicks Bret in the stomach. King is reckless and he throws Bret outside the ring and Bret looks angry at King saying F you. King tags Skitzo and Skitzo is ready to fight he's doing some rights and lefts really fast to scare his opponent. Bret runs in the ring like a wild dog and Skitzo just boxes his head in and does some pretty impressive Grappling moves. Bret tags Jim "The Anvil" Neidhart. Jim attacks Skitzo like a big car and runs him over. Skitzo is getting beat now Jim is punching right into Skitzo. Skitzo try's to fight back but fails and King puts his hand out to say tag me. Skitzo try's but Jim is just to fast for him. Jim picks Skitzo up and OH SKITZO IS TRYING TO BREAK JIMS JAW!!!!! SKITZO IS STAYING ON THE ATTACK ITS IMPOSSIBLE TO STOP HIM NOW!!!!!!! Skitzo runs and tags King of the Dead!!!!

Crowd: YYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

King runs towards Jim and knees him to the stomach and then attacks Bret. The crowd has just gone CRAZY OVER KING OF THE DEAD!!!!!!!! Skitzo is clapping The crowd is rawring THE ARENA IS GOING CRAZY I THINK ITS TIME FOR SOME DEATH SWANTON!!!!!!!!!!!! King of the Dead climbs the term buckle does a little taunts AND THEN CONNECTS WITH SOME DEATH SWANTON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! King of the Dead tags Skitzo and then runs to stop Bret of coming in the ring. SKITZO DOES A TWIST OF FATE ON JIM!!!!!!!! Skitzo covers Jim 1...2...3 OH MY GOD THEY HAVE DONE IT THERE TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS!!!!!!!!!!!! YOUR WINNERS BY PINFALL AND YOUR NEW XTREME TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS THEY ARE THE GMS OF XTREME AND SMACKDOWN SKITZO AND KING OF THE DEAD XTREME SMACKDOWN!!!!!!!!!

Joey: OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD I CANT BELIEVE THIS THERE CHAMPS THE TWO BIGGEST GMS IN TFC HISTORY WHO HATED EACH OTHER ARE TOGETHER!!!!!

King of the Dead turns around and its EDGE HE SPEARS KING OF THE DEAD AND THEN THE NEW ALLIANCE COMES and Jeff from behind takes on Matt Skitzo and Stone Cold go at it Sting and Triple H are fighting Christian and Shawn Michaels fight and King of the Dead and Edge are fighting. Edge almost hits King of the Dead across the head with a steel chair but he stops and smiles he looks at Stephanie McMahon and smiles. He walks over to her and GETS KING OF THE DEAD FLYING UP AND CHASES HIM BUT THE NEW ALLIANCE GANGS UP ON KING OF THE DEAD AND THE TEAM XTREME SMACKDOWN ALLIANCE CANT DO ANYTHING SO THEY ARE FOCED TO SIT AND WATCH!!!! Jeff goes in like a good friend to try and help but fails and then Stephanie forces DX to go in. DX just fails when Shan misses Stings head and he took advantage. Then She sends The Kool Kidz in. They try hard but fail aswell and Steph trys to send Skitzo in but he says he's just going to get bashes.

Stephanie: DO IT OR YOUR FIR

Skitzo: OK!!!! God how does King deal with you he must love you to deal with that.

Skitzo runs in and gets bashed. There calling Stephanie in the ring but she crys and stands there crying THEN LOOK ITS ABYSS! ABYSS RUNS IN THE RING AND TAKES OUT ALL MEMBERS OF THE NEW ALLIANCE and then carrys the Bloody Shane to Stephanie and walks off. Stephanie kisses KKing of the Dead crying her heart out saying are you ok.

(Show Ends)