King: HELLO AND WELCOME TO THE...

Joey: LAND OF XTREME!!!!

King: HEY I WAS GOING TO SAY THAT!!!

Joey: OH And Happy Birthday to our GM King of the Dead for yesterday!!!!

King: WHAT THAT'S MY LINE JOEY I MEAN IT DON'T P ME OFF!!! (Sting, Christian, Matt Hardy and Stone Cold Steve Austin comes out)

Sting: Jerry "The King" Lawler don't get angry over your pathetic GM King of the Dead he isn't even here so there's no use. He is with his Girl Stephanie instead of being here so WE RUN THJIS SHOW!!!

Stone Cold: Sorry for over doing you Sting but isn't that **** named Skitzo still around?

Sting: Don't worry about him we had that discussion before.

Stone Cold: And .

Sting : And he' out of the way.

Stone Cold: So King of the dead is with that lying skanky **** Stephanie?

Sting: Yeah HUH? (LOOOK ITS KING OF THE DEAD WITH A SLEDGE BAT!!!)

King of the Dead: IM NOT AT THE HOSPITAL AS I HAVE SOME UN FINISHED BUSINESS!!!

Stone Cold: If I'm not mistaking you're here because you just want a break from a big Head ach hey look at this video for proof.

The Video

Stephanie: Shane why you ever kiss me live arnt I that special Ecie and Taker do it all the time?

King of the Dead: Because kissing is for when your at home where its decent.

Stephanie: SO YOU DON'T LOVE ME ENOUGH!!!

King of the Dead: What?? Why would you think that?

Stephanie: well if you really loved me you would kiss me hug me LIVE!!

King of the Dead: Why do all you McMahon 101's all act the same it all has to be on TV it all has to be live never private I am slowly getting sick of you!

Stephanie: So your saying you want to split?

King of the dead: No I just need a break.

Stephanie: Excuse me how rude Shane you apologize now.

King of the Dead: WHY SO YOU CAN GIVE ME A BIGGER HEAD ACH!!!!

Stephanie: SHANE!!!!! You know what why don't you have a break A LONG ONE WHY DON'T YOU DUMP ME DIS ME GO ON IF IM THAT BAD DIS ME SAY WE'RE THREW ITS BEEN A MONTH AND NOW YOU WANT TO DO THIS!!!!!

King of the Dead: Sorry Steph I would never dis you you're my one and only. (King of the Dead lays his head on Stephanie)

Stephanie: I thought so love just have a nap it always helps you your just tired and grumpy like always.

King of the Dead: HUH I'm not GRUMPY!!!!

Stephanie: STOP ARGUING WITH ME!!!!!

King of the dead: WELL GROW UP WHY DO YOU ALWAYS HAVE TO DO THIS!!!!!!!

Stephanie: THAT'S NICE SHANE I THOUGHJT YOU JUST SAID YOU LOVED ME!!!! (Stephanie slaps King of the Dead)

King of the Dead: Sorry I'm just going to have a nap your right I'm tired and grumpy.

Video Ends

Stone Cold: You see this Mother ****er said it him self. Steph gives him a head ach im sure CBM ould love this moment.

King of the Dead: SHUT UP!!!! If you want a job to last till No Way Out I would advise you to shut up. (Skitzo comes out)

Skitzo: Man don't fire him he has to fight me bro.

King of the Dead: Well im sorry I have always done it my way well you should stay out of this if I would advise you.

Skitzo: Bro look I understand your under a lot of pressure I told you to stay with Steph but you decided to come here instead and Edge he's no where to be seen.

King of the Dead: WHAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WHAT IS HE DOING AND WHATS YOUR GROUPS NAME YOU DIP ****!!!!

Sting: Our name is The New Alliance at the moment until we think of another if we think of another.

Skitzo: BRO STOP YOUR GOING TO GET HURT!!!

King of the Dead: Fine bye.

Stone Cold: Hold up look at this video.

The Video

King of the Dead: DOCTER IS STEPH ALRIGHT ITS ALL MY FAULT THIS ALL WOULDN'T OF HAPPENED JUST IF I LISTENED TO SKITZO!!!

Stephanie: Don't say that love I would never blame you. (Kisses King of the Dead on the lips)

King of the Dead: But OH (Edge attacks King of the Dead)

Stephanie: HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLPPPPPPPPPP

Edge: What's wrong don't you want me don't you like me well TOO BAD!!!! (Jeff comes from behind Edge)

Jeff Hardy: WHATS WRIONG EDGE DON'T YOU WANT ME DON'T YOU LIKE ME WELL TOO BAD!!!!!!!

Video Ends

Stone Cold: Ummmmm... where's the video????

Sting: THAT'S THE LAST TIME YOUR ON VIDEO DUTY!!!!!!

X Pac vs. CM Punk in a singles match

Bell Rings and X Pac does a Crouch chop. CM Punk goes in for the attack and then when he goes for a punch to the head but X Pac reverses  it by blocking the punch and punches into Punks head.  X Pac then throws Punk out side the ring and laughs while doing a DX Chop. X Pac then goes out side the ring and bashes into Punk and then throws Punk inside the ring. X Pac then goes AND CONNECTS WITH THE X FACTER!!!! X Pac goes for the cover 1...2...3 YOUR WINNER OF THIS MATCH BY PINFALL X PAC!!!!!!!!

King: WOW WHAT A

Joey: MATCH I KNOW ITS GREAT AND NOT ONLY THAT KING OF THE DEAD THINKS STEPHANIE MCMAHON IS A HEADACH!!!!

King: I'm sick of you always taking my lines look here's the script READ IT FOR GODS SAKE!!!!

Joey: What ever.

King: Well Back stage is The Game Triple H!

1^st Interview with The Game Triple H by Mike Ademly

Mike: Hello today Im here with our current UNDISPUTED XTREME WORLD CHAMPION TRIPLE H!!!! Triple H you proved to the world well Matt interfered but still you weon tyour match against Jeff hardy at The Rumble when most doughted you and you came out on top and now Jeff has become The World Heavyweight Champion. What are your thoughts.

Triple H: Please Mike that's a stupid Question I have noting against Jeff just defending my title so im actually a Huge Jeff Hardy fan I love the guy but man if that's what they say these days jeez I remember when you called everyone Mr. and stuff if you didn't know there name now you just go man and they say it even if they know the guys name. Well Jeff how long will you hold on to the title until No Way Out I dought even that.

Mike: Well your going into No Way out and your going to face 5 Men there not just 1 or 2 or 3 but 5 its nicknamed Hells Chamber what do you think?

Triple H: What do I think that's anoputher stupid question well lets think How would you think walking into this cage that's made to destroy your body, made to destroy anything that it touches anything that's ALIVE you wouldn't be feeling comfortable I can tell you that. Thanks for the lousy Interview. (Triple H walks off)

Candice Michelle vs. Trish Stratus for a shot at the Divas Championship next week on Xtreme

Bell Rings and Candice slaps Trish and then Trish slaps Candice. Then Candice punches Trish and does a scissor's kick. Trish looks like she's lost and Candice does a kick to the back of Trish. Candice picks Trish up and punches into her and then yanks her hair and throws her.  Trish gets up and does a huge clothesline.  Trish then does a BEAUGHTIFUL MOONSAULT DROP FROM THE TOP OF THE TERM BUCKLE!!!!! Trish waits for Candice and then goes for STRATUSFACTION but Candice reverses it and does a power bomb. Candice then goes and connects with a HUGE DDT!!!! Candice covers 1...2...3 YOUR WINNER OF THIS MATCH BY PINFALL CANDICE MICHELLE!!!!!

OH MY GOD FROM BEHIND WITH THE STEEL CHAIR MECHALLE MCCOOL!!!!!

King: I can't believe Michelle McCool is acting this way.

Joey: Well it must have to do with jealousy.

The Brian Kendrick and Shawn Michaels: Where ready who are we facing tonight?

King of the Dead: The Hart Foundation and its NEXT!!!

The BK's vs. The Hart Foundation in a Normal Tag Team match

Bell rings and TBK and Bret Hart will start this match. Brian punches into Bret for a while and then Bret reverses a punch into a kick. Bret keeps on the kick and then HBK comes in and Hits Bret and the ref puts HBK back in the corner. While the ref is busy with HBK TBK kicks Bret in between the legs and knocks Bret out. TBK tags HBK. Shawn tunes up some Sweet Chin Music and Connects but when Bret falls his hand tags Jims hand.  Jim comes ion and does a huge clothesline to Shawn Michaels and Punches The Brian Kendrick off the ring apron. The ref goes to the fans for some unknown reason then grabs a mic.

Referee: I QUIT I AM SICK AND TIRED OF HEARING KING OF THE DEADS VOICE!!!! (Miz and Morrison comes running out and they smash into The Hart Foundation and so is The BK's)

The BK's cover The Hart Foundation. 1...2...3 YOUR WINNER OF THIS MATCH BY PIN FALL THE  BRIAN KENDRICK AND SHAWN MICHAELS THE BK'S!!!!!!

King of the Dead walks as far as the ramp with a Mic.

King of the Dead: Believe me when I say we have seen some Weird Referee's on this show but that guy won first prize by a mile. (King of the Dead walks off)

Joey: It seems King of the Dead cant find his smile.

King: Of course his lost his smile his girls in the hospital because of a superstar and one of his own too.

Joey: But that movie said he thought she was a headach?

King: JEEZZ DIDN'T YOU EVEN LISTEN KING OF THE DEAD WAS TIRED AND HE WAS TASKING IT OUT ON STEPH THOSE STUFF HAPPEN IN A RELATIONSHIP you wouldn't know you like men to much.

Joey: Its just so confusing so what ever.

Shannon Moore vs. Sting in a Singles Match

Shannon Moore does a taunt in a humping motion and Sting just shakes his head in disappointment. Bell rings and Sting does a huge clothesline and then strait into the punches to the head. Sting then screams the word RESPECT! Sting kicks Shannon to the head and Shannon falls down. Sting picks Shannon up and OH Shannon reverses it. Shannon does a huge Drop kick to Sting. Shannon does the humping motion taunt to Sting and Sting gets up and goes for a clothesline but Shannon sends him OVER THE ROPES! Shannon follows him and OH MY GOD STING BREAKS A BASEBALL BAT OVER SHANNONS HEAD!!!! The referee calls for the bell DING DING! YOUR WINNER BY DQ SHANNON MOOR... OH STING STEALS THE MIC!!!

Sting: This is exactly what I mean the young need more respect and THE NEW ALLIANCE IS HERE TO HELP!!! THIS GUY IS A CHAMPION FOR GODS SAKE AND HE IS SHOWING OFF ALL THESE WAIST ACTIONS HE HAS GOT I MEAN I DON'T WANT TO GET IN BED WITH HIM AND HE KNOWS THAT!!!!  I AM SICK OF WHAT KING OF THE DEAD IS ALLOWING INTO THIS BUSINESS NOT ONLY INTO THE BRAND OR THIS COMPANY BUT TO EVERYONE FOR ONE HES TEACHING THE YOUNGTO TAKE DRUGS AND ASLONG AS EVERYONE DOESN'T KNOW IT'S ALL FINE!!! IM SICK OF IT!!!! (Sting drops the mic and walks off)

King: Wow Harsh words from Sting to The younger wrestlers and King of the dead and I 100% Agree with him I am Sick of King of the Dead.

Joey: Well not everyone is like you a good for nothing piece of **** as King of the Dead would say.

King: Who cares what you have to say. Heres some guys back stage.

Jeff: Hey King happy Birthday man I am not happy about what Edge has done I hope I do Justus in the match next.

Shannon: Yeah man you'll do great and Happy Birthday.

Shawn Michaels: happy Birthday man and I'm been thinking you know there's a ppv coming up and...

King of the Dead: haha your no different yes Shawn your in The Elimination Chamber you earn't it on your fair well match against Triple H I gotta say that match was great. I just wish Steph was here you know.

Skitzo: Bro cheer up she's alright I even got you a present happy birthday and heres your present Steph is on the phone haha.

King of the Dead: THANKS BRO!!! Hey love how are you doing?

Stephanie: Hey love happy Birthday and im great don't worry I am going out with the most Xtreme GM of TFC History I should be able to recover easy from this.

King of the Dead: haha you know I had to make a mark and I did haha. Steph I love you and your not here and I'm so sad now.

Stephanie: Its ok Shane just go do your thing.

Jeff Hardy vs. Matt Hardy in a Singles match

Jeff Hardy grabs a mic.

Jeff: Oooh we see The brother of the WORLD CHAMPION with no title. Man that's harsh but is that because its just lack of treatment or that your just not as good as your brother JEFF HAAAAARDY!!!! I feel that these fans know what I feel coz they feel the same we're feeling a bit CRAZZY you know, we're feeling like doing stuff that the ordinary perfect human cant do something only us Rejects can do something ENIGMATIC!!!! We're feeling like Taking your little group of people out and making them know why THE ENIGMA IS JEFF HARDY!!!!

Matt: Please I'm sorry someone else will have to fight this punk he just thinks its all him just because he has held 2 world titles in his life and the only Undisputed Xtreme Champ and the first Undisputed Xtreme World Champ. He thinks he's so great coz he's won so many titles recently but that's all because you sleep with Stephanie when king of the Dead isn't looking well I mean who wouldn't when she lets anyone in bed with her that's how King of the Dead got her... (King of the Dead comes running down the ramp with that Sledge 'Ball Bat)

King of the Dead: this match is now a NO DQ TURNADO TAG TEAM MATCH!!!!! And the guy teaming with Matt Hardy is a Guy I hate with the passion  he is EDGE. (Christian Cage comes out)

Christian: I will be substituting Edge as he is busy.

King of the Dead: WHAT THE HELL IS EDGE DOING I DEMAND ANSWERS AND IF YOU DON'T GIVE THEM I WILL KILL YOU!!!!!!!!!!!

Christian: Well your going to need to kill me.

King of the Dead & Jeff Hardy vs. Christian Cage & Matt Hardy in a no DQ Turnado Tag Team Match

Bell rings and King of the dead attacks both wrestlers and Then punches into Christian while Jeff fights Matt. King of the Dead does a drop kick on Christian and Jeff does a Drop kick on Matt. Jeff looks at King of the Dead and gives him a high five. Jeff and King of the Dead bash into Christian and then king of the dead goes out of the ring and gets two steel chairs. King of the dead goes in the ring and gives a steel chair to Jeff and then they both hit the chars on both Christian and Matt. King of the Dead runs out side the ring and looks under the ring. While King of the Dead is looking under the ring Matt and Christian beat up Jeff by playing the numbers game. Matt hits Jeff across the head with a Steel Chair and King of the Dead drops what ever he had and runs into the ring fighting Christian but Matt gets King from behind with the steel chair and knocks King o0f the dead out. Jeff comes behind and does a Whispering in the Wind on Matt Hardy and the knocks Christian out cold with a Steel chair. Jeff picks King of the Dead up and they shake hands and then they both climb to the term buckles and OH MY GOD THEY BOTH CONNECT WITH THE SWANT BOMB/DEATH SWANTON!!!!!!!!!!! They both cover one person 1...2... and they get up laughing. King of the Dead takes a ramp from under the ring and it is just taller then the ring apron. Then Jeff takes the Ring rope off the Ring. Jeff hardy and King of the Dead runs backstage laughing. OH MY GOD THEY BRINF MOTTOR CROSS BIKES TO THE RING AND RIDE AROUNG THE ARENA AND THE RING!!!!!!! (Edge appears on the titan tron in a Hospital in Greenwich, Connecticut)

Edge: Haha hey King or Shane should I say I am at the Hospital Stephanie McMahon is in today hahaha.

King of the Dead: LEAVE HER ALONE EDGE DON'T TOUCH HER!!!!

Edge: Oh you scared Shane oooh here we are Stephanie McMahons resting room. Haha Hey Stephanie how are you feeling?

Stephanie: What do you want Edge?

Edge: haha glad you asked. (Edge punches into Stephanie and bashes her. SHANE WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO NOW I HAVE DONE IT NOW I HAVE SEALED THE DEAL I HAVE DONE WHAT NO MAN HAS BEEN ABLE TO MENTALLY AND PHISICALLY TO DO AND THAT'S MAKE YOU SOOO ANGRY AT ME OR THE PERSON DOING IT THAT YOU WOULD KILL THEM SO SHANE WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO NOW I HAVE PROVEN IM NOT SCARED OF YOU!!!!!!

King of the Dead: At No Way Out you will have NO WAY OUT because it will be me and you going off 1 on 1 in a match that I can do what ever I please to you and keep my job and that match will be a UN SANCTIONED MATCH!!!!!!!!! LAST WEEK YOU CROSSED THE LINE THIS WEEK YOU HAVE LOCKED YOURSELF IN HEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!

Edge: Oh I'm so scared. Oh yeah Happy Birthday haha.

OH MY GOD FROM BEHIND WHILE THEY WERE DISTRACTED BY EDGE MATT AND CHRISTIAN WITH THE STEEL CHAIRS TO THE BACK OF THE HEAD AND THEY COVER!!!! 1...2...3 YOUR WINNERS BY PINFALL CHRISTIAN CAGE AND MATT HARDY!!!!

Crowd: BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!! (The New Alliance comes out without Edge as he's in Greenwich)

Sting: You see King of the Dead you crossed us the Main Eventers and I am just disgusted that we have this Xtreme GM King of the Dead with his best mate a Main Eventer him self and SmackDowns World Champion Jeff Hardy and they take drugs it shows absolute NO RESPECT FOR THIS BUSINESS AND WHAT IT HAS MADE YOU!!!!!! All we needed was a couple of Young LOSERS DOING DRUGS!!!! AND THE WORST THING ABOUT THIS ALL YOU TFC FANS ALL CHEER FOR THEM AS IF THEY WERE HEROS AND PEOPLE FOR YOUR KIDS TO GROW UP TO BE!!!!!! I DON'T THINK SO YOU ALL ARE A BUNCH OF NO GOOD HIPERCRITES WHO SAY ONE THING AND THEN DO ANOUTHER!!!! I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHY WATCH THIS DUMB SHOW IT'S THE WORST SHOW IN TFC AND THAT'S A FACT!!!!!

Stone Cold: I am kind of sick of them myself I have to deal with some son of a **** named Skitzo he doesn't even know what he's getting himself into coz like I say to him backstage **** OFF SKITZO!!!! Your that little **** who sat in their backyard smoking under aged. (HBK's Entrance Music hits and its HBK!!)

Shawn Michaels: HELLO!!!! If it isn't STONE COLD STEVE AUSTIN well Austin it will be me and you 1 on 1 TOMORROW BABY AND IF YOU WANT TO SEE THE SHOWSTOPPER PULL OUT ALL THE STOPS GIVE ME A HELL YEAH!!!!

Crowd: HELL YEEEEAAAAH!!!!!!! (The rest of the Alliance comes to the ring laughing and the Ne Alliance gets out of the Ring)

Skitzo: WHATS WRONG STONE COLD YOU SCARED!!!!

King of the dead: Hey Sting don't stop short or EDGES HEAD WILL BE UP YOUR ASS SO FAR HE'LL KNOW WHAT YOU HAD FOR BREAKFAST!!!!!!!!!

Jeff Hardy: YEAH BABY!!!!

Triple H: Oh yeah and Sting that taste in you mouth is my little friend down here in between my legs called DICK AND IF YOUR NOT DOWN WITH THAT WE HAVE TWO WORDS FOR YA...

The Xtreme SmackDown Alliance: S*CK IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(Show Ends)