Joey: Hello to everyone and welcome to THE LAND OF XTREME!!!

King: Yeah and we have a special guest here on the commentator desk J.R!!!!

Jim Ross: Yes and hello or is it welcome to the land of Xtreme or something haha I don't care well I am so glad to be privileged to be here at the moment. You people do know King of the Dead and Skitzo are two of the most accomplished GMs and now there together I don't mean bad to Ecie and Vickie they have accomplished a lot to but we're on Xtreme and SmackDown so im sure if King of the Dead heard me say that he would be angry.

King: Sure would I am disgusted in his behavior I hate him to the core as he takes drugs and doesn't go to rehab he steals the spotlight to much I don't know why he has to. I just cant stand him. (Xtreme SmackDown Alliance comes out)

King of the Dead: I heard all that Jerry I have a simple Question for you and that's do you want a job?

King: Excuse me I've been here longer then you. You Respect me now.

King of the Dead: Just like Vicki a fool. I HAVE A HIGHER POSITION THEN YOU!!!

Skitzo: Wait bro I'll handle this.

King of the Dead: I can do this I'm not a baby.

Skitzo: BUT IM YOUR BIG BRO AND YOU LISTEN WHEN I SAY I'LL HANDLE IT!!!

King of the Dead: fine.

Skitzo: King or Jerry which ever they call you YOU'RE............going to sit down thank you.

King: OK!

King of the Dead: Thanks I guess well back to the fact I came out here and that's because for the second week in a row Edge is in a Match for not listening to me. Well they say if your going to do it right do it yourself so I am going to do it right haha and I'm going to do it myself in XTREME RULEZ!!!!

TBK: Whoa edge we can hear you crying and scared out of your pants.

HBK: And telling everyone I'm a better BK.

TBK: Excuse me?

HBK: Well your now Vicki.

TBK: Very Funny Shawn I'm laughing my pants off.

HBK: I know you are I can see that

TBK: I think you full of a lot of...

King of the Dead: OK that's enough well I have a personal comment to make why is Ecie getting such a big push still?

Skitzo: IT'S THE BEST!!!

King of the Dead: I believe different it has bad contents On War this Week we had UnderTaker the guy who Tomb Stoned me here in this ring I think its disrespectful do I ever touch Stephanie on TV like they do. They are always in the office being naughty  I don't understand why do it I do that stuff in my own HOUISE not in public. What next The UnderTaker and Ecie in A Live Sex Celebration for UnderTakers win? Taker look at me I hate you and your body selling GirlFriend and because of you I might have to take you to Hell.

Skitzo: HOLD UP BRO have you gone Skitzo that's the UNDERTAKER YOUR TALKING ABOUT THE DEADMAN WALKING THE PHENOM THE MAN WHO IS DATING THE WITCH ECIE ARE YOU INSANE!!!!!

King of the Dead: I know what I'm saying calm down bro don't forget I am The King of the Dead listen D...E...A...D .

Skitzo: Ok.

King of the Dead: Well Taker your looking at the Present of TFC and we love this company so much we don't want Vicki running it. Well lets have our first match here we go we will talk more later.

Shannon Moore vs. Matt Hardy in a Singles match

BELL RINGS and Matt punches Shannon and then they both fight blow to blow to each other and Shannon now has the upper hand. Shannon does a drop kick and Matt goes flying. Then Matt gets up and does a SIDE EFFECT!!!!  Matt Hardy is angry that his brother is champion and this is what he says he is like when you don't listen to your big bro. Matt kicks Shannon to the ribs and then stomps on him. Shannon gets lifted up by Matt and TWIST OF FATE BY MATT HARDY!!!! Matt covers him 1...2...3 YOU WINNER BY PINFALL MATT HARDY!!!!!

Joey: Well what a short match well cognates to Matt.

Jim Ross: Well that was a good effort by Shannon.

King: Here comes The Xtreme SmackDown Alliance. (King of the Dead comes out alone)

King of the Dead: Look at this ring that I will later destroy Edge with. We have turm Buckles and we have rope and we have a mat and we have un the ruing weapons and all around the arena weapons haha. I DON'T CARE WHAT EDGE SAYS THIS IS NOT OWC OR WAR ITS AS XTREME AS YOU GO!!!!

Candice Michelle vs. Kelly Kelly in a singles match

Bell rings and Kelly slaps Candice but Candice then punches Kelly back. King: OHHH PUPPYS!!! Candice then starts to punch a few more times and then starts kicking into her.  Kelly reverses a kick and starts fighting back and OH WHAT A SLAP BY KELLY KELLY!!! You could here that one all the way from the Cheap Seats. Candice then does a drop kick. Candice then does a HUGE DDT and covers 1...2...OH WHATS THIS MICHELLE MCCOOL WITH A STEEL CHAIR ATTACKING CANDICE!!!! Oh Michelle is attacking Candice with that Steel Chair. THE WINNER OF THE MATCH BY DQ CANDICE MICHELLE! Michelle leaves the ring.

Jim Ross: From my personal life with Jerry Lawler I know he enjoyed that match.

Jerry Lawler: SURE DID JR!!! (Randy Orton comes out)

Randy Orton: I am sorry to say this to all you but this is what I'm going to do. As all you know Rated RKO is The Xtreme Tag Team Champions well I am officially vacating them as Rated RKO has a lack of defending them and me and Edge are to good for those titles. (Edge comes out)

Edge: Orton man what are you doing Vacating my title so you are making me feel NAKED!

Orton: you heard bye Edge and remember don't trust anybody especially me.

OMG ITS KING OF THE DEAD FROM BEHIND KING OF THE DEAD ATTACKS EDGE!!!

Chris Jericho vs. Batista for a spot in the Undisputed Xtreme World Championship Elimination Chamber at No Way Out

Bell rings and Batista and Jericho are fighting to the end and this has been a long rivalry we all thought that we saw the end of it on Batista's Second last SD I think it was his Second last and OHHH JERICHO WENT FOR THE CODE BREAKEER BUT KING THREW JERICHO AWAY!!!  Jericho goes to get up but Jericho trips over and Batista fights into Jericho by punch to punch into Jericho's skull. Batista waits and SPEARS JERICHO!!!! HEY LOOK ITS EDGE INTERFERUPTING THE MATCVH!!!! Edge slaps Batista and Batista turns around and Jericho goes for the code breaker BUT BATISTA REVERSES IT INTO A BATISTA BOMB!!!!!! Batista covers.

Fans: 1...2...3

YOUR WINNER AND GOING TO NO WAY OUT BATISTA!!!

Batista walks up the ramp and triple H comes out and hugs Batista congratulating him.

The titan tron shows King of the Dead talking to Stephanie back stage.

King of the Dead: Hey Steph I am going to my match now don't come out I don't wanna see you hurt.

Stephanie: (Shakes her head smiling) Shane stop worrying about me just go do your thing and be Xtreme you know.

King of the Dead: We're kinda on live tv and people laugh that you say my name.

Stephanie: What was that SHANE did you say something I don't like to hear?

King of the Dead: Oh sorry got to go to my match.

King of the Dead vs. Edge in a Xtreme Rulez match

 Edge laughs and grabs a mic.

Edge: Please he's going to hurt me in a match he makes us wrestle and gets all the credit for I don't think so. I think I could beat YOU KING OF THE DEADE so hard you wouldn't make it to train Skitzo your so called brother to No Way Out. (King of the Dead snatches the Mic)

 King of the Dead: I don't think so Edge because you see there's fans all over this stadium and they Love to HATE YOU! They all are King of the Dead and Xtreme Fans and they all want you out of my way. (Crowd yells louder then ever and chant the letters K...O...T...D over and over again) You see I have proven to these fans I can take you to HELL!!!!

Edge: SHUT UP your all wrong you all are WRONG WRONG WRONG WRONG WRONG!!!!!!!!!!!! I am the only one right I know it all you fans mean nothing its all about me I don't care if you paid $1'000'000 to see us I don't care how much all your internet bills cost to see what we've done I DON'T GIVE A FLYING PIG whaqt you have spent to watch us.

Crowd: WE WANT XTREME KOTD...WE WANT XTREME KOTD...WE WANT XTREME KOTD!!!!!

Edge: EXCUSE ME I AM TALKING TO YOU YOU YOU YOU YOU YOU AND YOU ALL YOU AND I GET NO RESPECT AT ALL I DON'T GET RESPECT L;IKE KING OF THE DEAD GETS ITS LIKE THE VG FACTOR SAID YOU ALL DON'T RESPECT US ITS JUST STUPID I DESERVE RESPECT ITS ME WHO COMES OUT HERE WEEK AFTER WEEK PERFORMING FOR ALL YOU FANS TO MAKE YOU HAPPY BUT WHAT DO I GET IN RETURN NOTHI...

King of the Dead: A PAY CHECK that's what you get in return a very big huge pay check. Don't even go there...l Edge the thing you have to learn is respect and to teach you that I might have to get in the ring with you and I don't like that ......

 OMG KING OF THE DEAD DOES A HUGE RIGHT HAND TO EDGES FACE!!! Bell rings and Edge and King of the Dead are fighting like wild dogs there just shredding each other to bits and I mean bits. King of the Dead has a few MMA's moves like The Iceman he must be teaching King of the Dead some new tricks as well. King of the Dead is just staying on the attack with Edge and then goes out side and looks under the ring. King of the Dead pulls out a STEEL BASEBALL BAT how heavy would that be and its made just like a Sledgehammer that's one heavy weapon. King of the dead grabs a mic.

King of the Dead: Edge meet Sledgy she's not any normal bat she's made the exact same way a sledgehammer's head is made but the whole bat is made that way haha its my signature weapon.

King of the Dead goes to Edge  Edge with the Steel Baseball bat lets call it a Sledge Bat well He misses but that thing would break bones. King of the Dead laughs and then chases Edge around with that sick twisted smile and that bone crushing bat in his hands and he's carrying that bat like nothing. King of the Dead slips from a wire on the floor and Edge comes back and really fights into King of the Dead. Edge is kicking and smashing into King of the Dead and Edge picks King of the Dead up and punches King of the Dead in the mouth. Edge slaps a fan and laughs at them that fan actually has come in the wrestling area and HES FIGHTING EDGE IT'S A FAN BEATING UP EDGE!!! And now that fan is fighting with King of the Dead and their both fighting Edge their beating him up big time. The Fan actually is wearing a King of the Dead shirt and must be a fan of him haha now he is fighting with him. King of the Dead grabs a mic.

King of the Dead: I DON'T CARE WHO YOU ARE THIS IS THE LAND OF XTREME AND ANY FAN WHO WANTS TO KNOCK EDGE'S HEAD AROUND AND SMASH HIM UP GET OUT OF YOUR SEATS AND COME IN HERE AND FIGHT BABY!!!!!!!!!!!! (All these fans are running in and attacking Edge)

Edge try's to fight back but he can't King of the Dead throws Edge in the ring and all the Fans go back to there seats. King of the Dead covers Edge 1...2... AND ....OMG!!!!!!ITS STONE COLD....STONE COLD!!!!! FROM SMACKDOWN ITS STONE COLD!!!!!Stone cold Stunners King Of The Dead!!!! AND THE FANS BOO LOUDER THEN EVER!!!  ......What The Hell??........Its STING!!!!!.....Sting nails KOTD with the Baseball Bat!!!! Sting Cracks the bat over KOTD'S FACE and is bust wide open and blood is flowing down his face like a water fall. Stephanie McMahon comes out to help King of the Dead and runs to the ring and OMG!!!!!OMG!!!NO!!!!NO!!!!!!....EDGE SPEARS STEPHANIE MCMAHON!!!!!!!King Of The Dead gets up and EDGE EDGE SPEARS KING OF THE DEAD!!!! Edge Covers King of the Dead and Stone Cold starts the count......1......2.....3...!!!!!YOUR WINNER OF THE MATCH BY PINFALL EDGE!!!! Stone Cold ,Sting and Edge all start to pound on King Of The Dead!!......wait look!!!! its Skitzo running to the help of King of the Dead...........OMG!!!!!!........FROM BEHIND ITS CHRISTIAN!!!!!!!!.Christian Cuts Skitzo off with a chair!!!!! Christian does an UNPRETTIER TO SKITZO......Skitzo is out Cold on the ramp!!......King Of The Dead stands up.......He's surrounded by Stone Cold, Edge, and Sting.....Christian starts to make his way down to the ring as well.......What the HELL IS GOING ON???!!!???......King Of The Dead then just starts Throwing wild punches at all three men in the ring......KOTD connects a couple of times to each men...But they get to be to much to handle and they all pound him back down to the mat!!!........King Of The Dead looks on at Stephanie McMahon who is hurt from a spear!!!!!.......King Of The dead starts shaking in anger!!!!.....I''ve never seen him so mad!!!!!..........He starts crawling towards Stephanie with all he's got........Edge takes KOTD by the hair and says.....WATCH THIS!!!!...........Stone Cold Sets up Stephanie!!!!........OMG!!!!....NO EDGE DONT!!!!....EDGE SETS UP FOR ANOTHER SPEAR!!!!.........OMG!!!OMG!!!!...ITS SKITZO.......Skitzo gets up and Runs to the ring and clips Austin's leg......Austin drops Stephanie!!!!.........Edge misses Steph and Goes into the turnbuckle!!!!!........Edge Bounces off face first and...OHHHH!!!!!!......KING OF THE DEAD HITS EDGE WITH A REVERSE DDT!!!!!...AUSTIN SWINGS A CHAIR AT SKITZO!!!....SKITZO DUCKS!!!!......OHHH!!!!AUSTIN NAILS STING!!!!......Skitzo and Austin then start going at it trading rights and lefts.......Christian and King Of The Dead are trading punches!!!!!.......King throws a big right and Christian Ducks.....OHH!!!!....LOW BLOW!!!! Christian kicks KOTD between the legs!!!....KOTD Drops to one knee!!!!!!.....OMG!!!!EDGE GETS UP AND AGAIN SPEARS KING OF THE DEAD!!!...Sting, Austin, Edge and Christian then attack Skitzo knocking him down!!!.....All 4 men then just start beating on Skitzo and KOTD......(Crowd Starts Cheering crazy)...........HERE COMES THE BK'S!!!!!!!!!......HBK AND TBK RUSH THE RING AND START ATTACKING Austin, Edge, Sting, and Christian.....but they both are outnumbered as its 4 on 2.....Sting, Edge, Christian ,And Stone Cold now have taken down Michaels and Kendrick!!!!.......(AGAIN CROWD STARTS GOING CRAZY!!!!!).......HERE COMES HHH!!!!!!........HHH STARTS GOING AFTER ALL 4 MEN!!!!......HE TAKES DOWN STING AND CHRISTIAN!!!!.....OHHH!!!!!.....AUSTIN AND EDGE TAKE HHH DOWN!!!!!......(CROWD GOES CRAZIER THAN BEFORE).....OMG!!!OMG!!!!!!!NO WAY!!!!!!....SMACKDOWNS WORLD CHAMPION!!!!!!JEFF HARDY!!!!!.....HARDY HAS A CHAIR!!!!!!.....OMG!!!!....HARDY HITS EDGE AND AUSTIN BOTH WITH SHOTS TO THE HEAD!!!!!......CHRISTIAN AND STING GET UP!!!!.....OHHH!!!!!....HARDY NAILS THEM BOTH WITH SHOTS TO THE HEAD!!!!!.......THE RING IS CLEARED AND ITS KING OF THE DEAD...SKITZO....HHH....THE BRIAN KENDRICK....SHAWN MICHEALS....AND JEFF HARDY.......HAS JEFF JOINED THE ALIANCE?....... OMG OMG ITS MATT HARDY WHO KNOCKS OUT THE WHOLE ALLIANCE WITH A STEEL CHAIR AND STANDS TALL WITH STONE COLD, STING, EDGE AND CHRISTAIN IS THIS A NEW ALLIANCE????????

(Show Ends)