(Jr:....Hello Folks and WELCOME to Friday Night SmackDown!!!!!...wait...wh....OMG!!!....Shelton Benjamin and JBL are Brawling on the stage!!!!!.........

(Benjamin and World Champion JBL fight all the way down to the ring skirts!)........

(GM Skitzo comes out to the topp of the ramp)

(Skitzo:"HEY!!!!.......HEY!!!!!........STOOOPPPPP!!!!ITT!!!!!......

(Benjamin and JBL keep fighting over Skitzo's demands to stop)

(Skitzo:.."Alright FINE!!!!......go ahead and keep on fighting.......Lets make it A LAST MAN STANDING MATCH.....RIGHT NOW....RING THE BELL!!!!!!


1.)     ~~~LAST MAN STANDING MATCH~~~~~~
             ~~~~~~Non-Title~~~~~~~~~
~(World Champ) JBL ~~Vs~~ Shelton Benjamin~
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....The bell rings but they are already fighting,both men throwing wild rights and lefts!!.......JBL Throws a big right and connects on Benjamins Jaw ...Benjamin falls back and looks wobbly......JBL Bounces off the ropes and goes for a HUGE CLOSELINE FROM HELL!!!!......OHHH!!!Benjamin ducks and lifts JBL up and over the topp rope!!!>....JBL goes all the way to the outside floor!!......Benjamin then grabs onto the topp rope and OHH!!!!.....Benjamin slingshots himself over the topp rope and cross body splashes on JBL!!.....Benjamin picks JBL up and OHH!!!...Benjamin slings JBL right into the Steel Steps!!......Benjamin then Kneeled over JBL and started hailing down right hands to the head!!.....Benjamin then backed up......Benjamin charges JBL full speed and OHHH!!!...Benjamin Puts his knee right into JBL's head!!.......Benjamin goes Over by the announcers table and Grabs a steel chair,........Benjamin comes towards JBL and goes to hit him with it!!!....OHHH!!!....JBL kicks Benjamin in the gut then Closelines Benjamin down to the floor!!......JBL picks Benjamin up and dropps him down right onto the Gaurd Rail!!!......Benjamin lands right on his ribs!!.....Benjamin clutches at his ribs....JBL then steps back and OHH!!!!....JBL kicks Benjamin right in the ribs.....JBL backs off and the ref starts counting....1.....2.....3.......4....Benjamin gets to his knees.......5.....6.......Benjamin gets up and OHHH!!!!....JBL rushes Benjamin and Benjamin Throws JBL right into the Gaurd rail.,.......Benjamin picks JBL up and Tosses him into the ring.......Benjamin gets up on the ring Apron and trys to get in the ring But JBL nails Benjamin with one right hand!!....Benjamin almost lets go of the ropes and falls back down to the floor but hangs on.......JBL goes across the ring and bounced off the ropes....At full speed JBL tried to knock Benjamin off the Apron But OHHH!!!!OMG!!!!!!!....BENJAMIN CATCHES JBL AND BELLY-TO-BELLY SUPLEXES HIM OVER THE ROPES AND THOUGH THE ANNOUNCERS TABLE!!!!!!.......JBL Crashes through the table and lays lifeless!!!......The ref counts.....1......2.......3.......4.......5.......6.......7.....JBL Gets to one knee!!...8.....9.......JBL BARELY RISES UP TO HIS FEET!!!.....Benjamin goes to the outside and OHHH!!!! Benjamin goes for a Super Kick!!!...but JBL gives Benjamin a LOW BLOW!!!!......Benjamin goes down to One Knee!!...JBL backs up and grabs a chair!!!.....OHHHH!!!!....JBL cracks it right over Benjamin's head.......Benjamin Falls face first down to the floor.........the ref starts to count....1.....2.....3.....4.....5.....6.....OMG!!!!!! JBL TAKES THE CHAIR AND AGAIN SMASHES IT RIGHT ON BENJAMIN'S HEAD!!!........the ref continues the count........7....8.....9....10!!

YOUR WINNER........The World Champion ....JBL!!!!.......
(JBL leaves the ring and slowly walks to the back.......then medics come down and aid Benjamin to the back....)

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(JR:"OMG!!!. I am disgusted by JBL .....but he did do what he needed to win the match!!......Well folks it looks as if the "Kool Kidz" Limo has arrived and Our GM Skitzo is about to accompany them to the ring......Ya know im shocked at Our GM's actions as of last week......He revealed his "Chosen One" to be "The" Brian Kendrick......he also helped Miz and John Morrison Defeat LAX to retain their Tag Team Titles.......Then when it was time for the Brian Kendrick to face Stone Cold.....Skitzo sent Miz and Morrison out to the ring to attack Stone Cold then sent in Kendrick to pick up the win!!....Well later on that night We were supposed to see the return of Finlay but Someone attacked Finlay backstage before the Match.....Skitzo came out to reveal The Brian Kendrick would be his replacement.......Kendrick went on to win the match and The Television Championship.....All fingers now point to Skitzo and The Kool Kidz being responsible for Finlays attack!!....
....Well here they come

(Skitzo,The Brian Kendrick,Miz,and John Morrison start walking backstage towards the ring.........They walk passed most of the SmackDown Roster and almost every one of them shaking their heads at Skitzo)

(Skitzo and The "Kool Kidz" music hits and they make their way down to the ring........Skitzo grabs a mic)

(Skitzo:..."OK STONE COLD....IM READY!!!.......GET OUT HERE....RIGHT NOW!!!!!.....

(We see on the Titan Tron...Stone Cold Walking in the back Towards the ring.........Fans start going crazy!!!.....OMG!!! THEN WE SEE JACK SWAGGER RUN UP BEHIND STONE COLD AND TAKES HIM OUT FROM BEHIND!!....Swagger threw Stone Cold into a Locker!!!....He then Lifts Stone Cold Up and Throws him into a dumpster!!!!!......

(Skitzo..."HaHaHa.....I guess Stone Cold wont be making it to the ring tonight..........HaHaHa......Oh and ......Lets all welcome in the newest Member to the "Kool Kidz" ....Jack Swagger!!!....

(Skitzo,Kendrick,Miz,Morrison all leave to the back)
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(Jr:....I cant believe it......Look at this......I know Skitzo has personal Problems with Stone Cold but he Has now gone completely INSANE !!!!.....I guess we better get to the next match of the night....Wait...who is this...??

(Foley:..."Hey....thats...Paul London!!!!!.......

(Paul London runs out to the ring.....and gets a mic)

(Paul London:.."........BRIAN!!!!!....BRIAN!!!!!!!......MR.CHOSEN ONE IM TALKING TO YOU!!!.....You make me sick to death man!!!!......You are not the man i Once knew!!!!........Get out here so i can whoop your ASS!!!!!!.......

(We see Skitzo and Kendrick talking it over on the Titan Tron and Then we see Kendrick head to the ring)

(Kendrick comes to the topp of the ramp)

(The Brian Kendrick:.."......Who are you....You Look Familiar!!.....Ohh!!!....I remember.....didnt you clean my Pool one time?...........Yea thats it...your my Pool Boy!!!.......OK Pool Boy....You want a match.....Lets do it.....

2.)~~~Paul London~~Vs~~"THE" Brian Kendrick~~~
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Kendrick does his dance down to the ring...then both men lock up.......London pushes Kendrick into the ropes!!.....Kendrick comes back and Goes for a HUGE ENSEGURI TO THE HEAD !!!!....oHH!!!...London ducks and Kendrick goes down to the mat......London shoots off the ropes and OHH!!! HUGE DROPKICK to the side of Kendrick's head!!!....London then Picks Kendrick up and throws him into the ropes...Kendrick comes back and OHH!!!...London nails Kendrick with A Huge DroppKick Into a backflipp!!!.....London then Goes to the topp rope!!....He waits for Kendrick to get up and Then ...Ohhh!!!!...London goes for a cross body splash but misses and He goes down to the mat!!...Kendrick then picks up London and OHH!!! A big kick to Londons chest.....Kendrick Picks up London and WOW!!!...Kendrick nails London with a Sidewalk slam type move!!!......Kendrick goes for the cover....1...2...No!!...London kicked out.....Kendrick then throws London into the Turnbuckle!!....Kendrick backs up and charges London!!!.....Kendrick goes up for a big splash But London catches him!!!.....Kendrick locks on to Londons Head and OHHH!!!!!....From the topp rope Kendrick hit London with a BullDog!!!!!.....Kendrick Picks London Up and goes for "The Kendrick"!!!.....Nooo!!!...London Throws Kendrick Chest first into the turnbuckle!!!!......OHH!!!...Kendrick then nails Kendrick with a reverse neck breaker!!!!.......London goes to the topp!!!!.......LONDON GOES FOR THE SHOOTING STAR PRESS!!!!!......NOOOO!!!!...KENDRICK LIFTS HIS KNEES UP AND LONDON LANDS RIBS FIRST ONTO THEM!!!........Kendrick Lifts London Up.....then OHHH!!!!...Kendrick Takes London by the head and Nails him with "THE KENDRICK"!!!......Kendrick goes for the cover....1...2...3...!!!!!!
YOUR WINNER....THE TELEVISION CHAMPION...."THE"BRIAN KENDRICK!!!!!!......
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(Jr:.."I might not like him....but that was a great match......Kendrick looks like he could be a great T.V. Champion!!.....

(Foley:.."You may be right JR but it is now time for a match to determine the 9th slot On the list of SmackDown superstars competing in the Royal Rumble!!.....
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3.)~~~~Royal Rumble Qualifier~~~~~~
~John Morrison~~~Vs~~~Kofi Kingston~
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Kingston and Morrison lock up ......Morrison gets Kofi into a side headlock!!.....Morrison Then starts Throwing right hands into the topp of Kof's head!!....Kofi then Throws a couple elbows into the back of Morrison then Morrison breaks the hold......Morrison ...OHH!!! Very quickly Morrison Hits Kofi with a right hand to the face!!....Kofi falls back and Morrison Hits him with a big Knee to the face!!!.......Morrison Jumps onto the second rope and Hits Kingston with a twisting Leg-Dropp!!.....Morrison Then Picks Kingston up and throws him into the ropes.....Kingston then Comes back and OHH!!!!...Morrison throws a closeline but Kingston Ducks and Hits Morrison with a Russian Leg-Sweep!!!!......Kingston then bursts up with A load of energy then bounces off the ropes and.....BOOOOOM~~~BOOOM!!!!!!.......Kingston connects on Morrison with a double Leg -Leg Dropp!!!!!......Kingston then picked Morrison up....Kingston tried to shoot Morrison into the turnbuckle but Ohh!!!!!!.....Morrison Nailed Kofi with a big right and sent Kofi to the mat!!!>.....Morrison grabs Kofies legs....Ohh!!!!...Kofi Kicks Morrison Into the turnbuckle!!!......Kingston gets Up and Jumps up to Morrison's shoulders......Kingston rains down a couple of right hands....Then Ohhh!!!!....Kingston nails Morrison with a HUGE MONKEY FLIPP!!!!!.....Kingston then Waits for Morrison to get up then Kingston goes for the TORUBLE IN PARADISE!!!!!.....Morrison ducks and Kofi goes down to the mat!!......OHH!!!...Morrison kicks Kofi right in the face!!!...Morrison then Picks Kofi up and Looks like he's setting up with a Moonlight Drive!!!!.....Wait a minute!!!!......ITS LAX!!!!......HERNANDEZ AND HOMICIDE COME TO THE RING APRON AND PREVOKE Morrison!!!!.......Morrison gets distracted then Goes towards Homicide.........The ref seperates them ....Morrison turns around and OHHH!!!!!>..Kofi nails Morrison with the Trouble In Paradise!!!!!!.......Kofi goes for the cover....1....2....3....!!!!!
YOUR WINNER AND SMACKDOWNS 9TH SUPERSTAR INTO THE ROYAL RUMBLE!!!...KOFI KINGSTON!!!!!!!!!
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(jR:..."wOW!!!!......Hernandez and Homicide both got some payback from last week....

(Foley:.."JR....Thats what we like to call a reciept!!!!!!....Kofi Kingston has made it to the Rumble...I gotta say congratulations.........But right now....its time for a NO DQ.....Grudge match between Batista and Chris Jericho!!
...Jericho and Batista have had a little feud going on since the split of the NWO......Jericho has made it very clear to Batista that their Friendship was over........Jericho and Batista have faught several times now but it has not yet been settled...tonight it will get settled....no DQ!!!!!
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4.)~~~~~~NO DQ MATCH~~~~~~~~
~~Chris Jericho~~Vs~~Batista~~
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Batista rushed Jericho before the bell could ring......Batista throws Jericho into the Ropes...Jericho comes back and Batista Spine Busters Jericho down to the mat!!!!!.....Batista then Picks Jericho up and tosses him to the outside of the ring!!!>.....Batista follows Jericho who is now trying to walk to the back.......Batista Grabs Jericho halfway up the ramp....Batista Takes Jericho by the Hair and takes him back into the ring......Batista Then Takes Jericho and Sets him up for a Pump-Handle -Slam!!!!.....Jericho gets halfway up and then OHH!!!!OUT OF NOWHERE JERICHO HITS THE CODEBREAKER!!!....Jericho Covers Batista ....1....2...No!!!....Batista kicks out!!...Jericho then goes to the outside and Grabs a chair!!......Jericho goes back into the ring .....Batista gets up and OHHH!!!!!....Jericho smashes the chair over Batista's head!!!.......Jericho then jumps onto the ropes then OHH!!!...Jericho nails Batista with a Moonsault splash!!!!......Jericho again goes for the cover.....1...2...No!!!! Batista kicks out......Jericho then goes Nutz!!!....Jericho starts yelling at the ref......C'MON!!!! ....THAT WAS A SLOW COUNT!!!!!.......Jericho turns Around and picks Batista up.......OHHH!!!! Batista lifts Jericho up and ......Spine Buster!!!!....Batista then waits for Jericho to get up!!!....Jericho gets up and OHHHH!!!!...SPEAR!!!!Batista hits Jericho with a HUGE SPEAR!!!!.....Batista picks Jericho up and BATISTA BOMB!!!!!!!!....Batista goes for the cover....1...2...3!!!!......
YOUR WINNER!!!......BATISTA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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(JR:...THAT WAS A GREAT MATCH!!!...I CANT BELIEVE BATISTA WON AND HE DIDNT EVEN USE ANY WEAPONS!!!>>>

(FOLEY:.."WELL THATS WHY THEY CALL HIM THE ANIMAL JR!!
.....IT IS NOW TIME FOR OUR MAIN EVENT!!!!

This is a Royal Rumble Preview...a six man Over the topp rope battle royal for the National Championship!!!>......

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5.)~~~~~~~MAIN EVENT~~~~~~~~~~~~
~~6-MAN Over the Topp Rope Battle Royal~
~~~~NATIONAL CHAMPIONSHIP~~~~~~
               
(Champ)Sting~Vs~Samoa Joe~Vs~Jack Swagger~Vs~Goldberg~Vs~Vladmir Kozlov~Vs~??Mystery Man???
.....
Again Bruce Buffer came to the ring as SmackDowns Main Event Announcer........
(Ladies and Gentleman!!....This is A match for A GREAT PRIZE!!!...THIS IS A BATTLE!!!...A ROYAL BATTLE!!!........A Battle Royal WHERE SIX WARRIORS WILL FIGHT FOR THE TFC NATIONAL CHAMIONSHIP!!!!!!...LADIES AND GENTLEMAN....ARE YOU REEEAAADYYYY!!!!!!??!!!.......WELL FOR THE THOUSANDS IN ATTENDANCE ....AND THE MILLIONS WATCHING AROUND THE WORLD...........LLLLLEEETTTSS GET READY TO RUUMMMMBBBBLLLLEEE!!!!!!
(the bell rings and there is onlt five men in the ring...the mystery man is not here yet)
.....Swagger who is now apart of the Kool Kidz locks up with Goldberg....he elbows him in the side of the head then Throws him into Kozlov who picks Goldberg up and OHHH!!!!....A HUGE SIDESLAM!!!.....Sting and Samoa Joe are in the corner throwing lefts and rights......Joe throws one and Sting ducks.....Sting then Lifts Joe up and over the topp rope....Joe lands on the apron and Sting tries pushing him off.......Goldberg gets up and tries to help sting but OHHH!!!!...STING LIFTS GOLDBERG UP AND OVER THE THE FLOOR!!(Goldber has been ELIMINATED).......Joe gets back in the ring and he and Sting continue fighting.......Swagger and Kozlov are now battling......Swagger kicks Kozlov in the gut then bounces off the ropes....Swagger comes back and OHH!!!....Kozlov takes Swagger down with a Huge Big Boot to Swaggers Chest!!.......Samoa Joe throws Sting towards Kozlov and Kozlov tries to Give Sting a Big Boot!!!....Sting catches Kozlov's foot and OHHH!!!!....Sting takes Kozlov down with a Closeline!!!....Sting Turns around and Joe is charging at him.....Sting ducks and again lifts Joe up and over to the apron.....Joe grabs Sting and tries to Suplex him over to the floor...Sting hangs on to the ropes.....Swagger charges them both!!!!.......He knocks Sting into Joe and Joe falls off the Apron to the floor(Samoa Joe has been ELIMINATED)....Swagger now almost has Sting out......Wait....now here comes Kozlov!!!!!!.....Kozlov tries to throw Swagger and Sting out........WAIT FROM THE CROWD ITS GM SKITZO!!!!......SKITZO HAS A MIC
(Skitzo:..."The 6th man in this match is ME!!!!!....

Skitzo runs in the ring and jumps onto Kozlov and Sting Taking all three men out of the ring!!!!.......SWAGGER IS THE NEW NATIONAL CHAMPION!!!!!!!......SKITZO TOOK OUT KOZLOV AND STING AND HIMSELF!!!!!!.........

                    
(Skitzo comes back into the ring......then Kendrick,Miz and Morrison come out to the ring!!....)


Skitzo , The Brian Kendrick,Miz,Morrison,and Swagger all locked arms and held them high in the ring.....Holding the Tag Titles,The T.V. TITLE,AND THE National Title!!!!

(Jr:..."Well folks...it looks as if The KOOL KIDZ now have almost all of the Gold.....Thats all the time we have for tonight thanks and.....WAIT A MINUTE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!>>.....OMG!!!!oMG!!!!!!!!......A HUGE BEER TRUCK HAS ARRIVED!!!!!........WHAT THE HELL??...........OMG!!!...OMG!!!!...OMG!!!!>...STONE COLD !!!STONE COLD!!!!STONE COLD HAS A HOSE!!!!!!>......
.....

OMG!!!!!....AUSTIN IS NOW SPRAYING SKITZO AND THE KOOL KIDZ WITH BEER!!!!!.........THEY ARE DRENCHED IN BEER!!!!........THEY CANT EVEN GET UP THE HOSE IS SO POWERFULL!!!!!...............THE FANS GO CRAZY AND (The show ends with the fans CHANTING)......AUSTIN!!!...AUSTIN!!!!!....AUSTIN!!!!!!...AUSTIN!!!!!.
AUSTIN!!!!...AUSTIN!!!!...AUSTIN!!!!!!!...AUSTIN!!!!!!!!!!!